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Thank you for joining us in your busy schedule today.
We will now begin the press conference on Ebisu Muscats leader Masami Ichikawa.
Ichikawa has been on leave for half a year.
Speak up!
I'm sorry. I thought I had it back.
Ichikawa has been on leave for half a year.
We will now begin the press conference on Ebisu Muscats leader Masami Ichikawa.
First of all, I would like to explain the reason for this conference.
Masami Ichikawa has been avoiding Ebisu Muscats activities for about half a year now.
Due to Masami Ichikawa's actions, there are many things that I would like to report to you.
Although it is an emergency, I would like to talk about this today.
Please say hello to everyone from Masami Ichikawa.
Thank you very much for gathering this time.
Once again, I'm Masami Ichikawa, leader of the Christmas Cuts.
I've been on vacation for about six months since February of this year.
In fact, my waist, which I had been hurting for a long time, has deteriorated.
The disease is called "fourth and fifth quadriplegic additional version hernia," which means that the cartilage between the spine has protruded.
Due to that relationship, I have been pressing my nerves and having pain and numbness in my legs.
I've been doing it while dating, but I'm sure I'll continue to do live shows and appear on programs in the future.
I often get sick, so I'd like to take care of it and come back.
Was that hernia quite severe?
That's right. It occurred when I was a teenager.
It recurred again this time.
If you don't fix it once, you'll have to go with it for the rest of your life.
I've been on vacation for six months thinking I'd like to fix it this time.
Cartilage?
Yes, cartilage.
Cartilage?!
It's cartilage.
Cartilage?!
Yes.
Is it chicken cartilage?
No.
It's human cartilage.
Of course it is.
Yes.
Please listen to me carefully.
That's right.
Ichikawa's "fourth and fifth quadriplegic additional version"…
It's "fourth and fifth," isn't it?
It's "fourth and fifth" cartilage.
Yes, it is.
Did you devote yourself to that treatment?
Yes, I did. Actually, I was going to have an operation, but due to the influence of the new coronavirus, the operation became difficult.
It was postponed, but this time I gave up and changed it to a preservation treatment.
I don't know for sure now, but I will continue to go along with it while looking at the situation.
So you couldn't have an operation due to the situation, but...
Unfortunately...
Cartilage? Cartilage?
Is it cartilage?
Cartilage?
Of a pig? Of a pig?
No, it's human... In the first place, I'm not a pig.
By the way, which newspaper are you from? Can you say your name when you have something?
I'm Kano from "loricon weekly."
You're from "loricon weekly," aren't you? I'd like you to listen to me carefully and ask me questions.
Yes, I did.
So you can't have an operation, but you're doing both treatments, right?
That's right.
So you're doing both treatments, right?
Yes.
Is it okay for you to resume your activities from today?
That's right. There are more teams than this, so I'll be back for a while, and I'll continue with my treatments in the future.
I see.
Yes.
So you'll be back from today.
That's right. I'll be back.
That's nice of you.
I understand.
Thank you very much.
Now, I'd like to take questions and answers from the audience.
If you have any questions, please take them and ask your questions after saying your name.
The one in blue.
I'm Kobayashi from "tokushima awaodori" newspaper.
Nice to meet you.
"tokushima"?
"tokushima awaodori" newspaper.
"awaodori" newspaper.
Yes, I'm Kobayashi.
Have you reported to the leaders of "dachou club" as a leader?
Well, I'm not familiar with the leaders of "dachou club".
You're Ueshima, right?
I'm not familiar with you, so I'm not going to say hello.
Can you say something to Ueshima?
To Ueshima?
Even though you're not familiar with him.
That's right.
I'm sure you have a lot of work to do, so please take care of your health and stay healthy.
You can say "jimon" as you like.
That's okay.
"jimon" is okay?
"jimon" is okay.
I see.
Are there any other questions?
The one in yellow.
I'm Usa from "nikkei pyonpyon" newspaper.
There's a rumor that you were caught red-handed.
Are you really not a money-laundering thief?
No, I've never been caught red-handed in my life.
You have a bad personality.
That's right.
I've never heard of that rumor before.
But you were caught red-handed, weren't you?
I can put money in my wallet, but I don't take it out.
You're not a money-laundering thief!
I'm not a money-laundering thief.
You'll get a penalty for that.
For those of you who work at "loricon"...
Makoto?
What?
Makoto?
What?
Is it "honto" (true) or "makoto" (false)
Is it "honto" or "makoto" (true)
So you don't need to do it.
Any other questions?
Then, the blue one in the green shirt.
I'm Matsumoto of "bikkuri walker".
Bikkuri?
I'm Matsumoto of "bikkuri walker".
Bikkuri walker.
Regarding this arrest...
What did the father of the prison say?
Prison?
What did the father of the prison say?
My father is not in prison, but...
What?
Makoto?
"loricon" newspaper...
It's a private matter.
Is it okay for you, Bikkuri?
Regarding this arrest...
What did the father of the prison say?
First of all, my father is not in prison.
He is working as a company employee.
The father of the prison...
Please be quiet.
It's a private matter.
I don't know where you got this information.
Please be quiet.
Any other questions?
The one in blue.
Hi, I'm Fujii from Kuwabata Sports.
After her waist injury, Tatsumi Fujinami also won the IWGP title.
Ishikawa-san, are you also aiming for it?
No, I just came back as the leader of the Ibis Muscats.
IWGP is not going to be held.
You don't do pro-wrestling, do you?
No, I don't do pro-wrestling.
An IWGP title is not that easy.
What did you say?
An IWGP title is not that easy.
Of course it is.
You know that, don't you?
That's right. I'm not aiming for it.
Are you ready?
Muto Keiji's "Dragon Screw".
Why did you say your technique's name all of a sudden?
Excuse me.
Any other questions?
The one in red.
I'm Kisaragi from "Helnia News".
Nice to meet you.
I'm sure you received a lot of support during your treatment.
How would you like to be repaid for your kindness and generosity?
That's a beautiful question.
Of course I'd like to be repaid for my kindness and generosity.
I owe a lot of help to the IWGP members and my family.
But I don't have any plans to be repaid yet.
So you won't be repaid by IWGP members anymore?
That's right.
First of all, I didn't have a chance to show it to you.
So I don't have any plans to be repaid.
If you don't mind.
If you don't mind...
But you don't have any plans for now.
Yes, I don't have any plans for now.
Thank you very much.
Oh, then the person in the back there.
I'm Mikami of Yukan Panty.
Yukan Panty.
Well, I think Mr. Yoshizawa, who was a leader during the break, is here, but what do you think about that?
Leader, representative and ...
Well, I asked for a representative, and on the other hand, I was a little noticeable, and there was a little bit of it on my nose.
There may have been some parts that were a little out of whack.
After all, there is a little bit of it.
Oh, in front of you.
Isn't that good?
Isn't it good that there is a little bit of it?
No, everyone said that it was on my nose.
No, even if you left it to me, it's okay for me, my photos and stuff.
Well, Mr. Yoshizawa got a little fat.
He may have gotten a little fat again.
It's the old woman's doll arm.
That's right.
It's a doll arm.
That's enough of me talking about it.
Excuse me, who is the woman on the left?
What is this person doing?
Hey ...
Do you need it? Do you need it?
I don't know either, but I've been sitting for a long time ...
What position is it?
I don't know.
Don't speak. Don't speak.
Don't touch me.
Whatever you do, don't touch me.
Do you have any other questions?
Yes, we do.
You have one, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Hi, I'm Kano of Lolicon Wake.
Ms. Ichikawa, you took a break because you committed a crime, didn't you?
You took a break because you committed a crime, didn't you?
Well...
What crime did you commit?
You're lying. You're lying about Hellenia, aren't you?
No, I'm not lying. It's the truth.
Yes.
It's a crime, isn't it?
No, I didn't commit a crime.
You committed a crime, didn't you?
I didn't commit a crime, either.
You're so stubborn.
Let me ask you a few questions.
Yes, I'd like to ask you some proper questions.
Please give me some proper evidence.
It's a strategy.
It's not a strategy, is it?
I don't think so.
Even if you say so...
Are you interested in the woman on the left?
Well, she's a little...
What's with you?
I don't feel like talking at all today, so please don't touch me too much.
Don't touch me.
Do you have any more questions?
No, we're moving on.
Oh, we're moving on?
Yes, we're moving on.
I see.
That's all for the questions and answers.
Yes.
With that said, "Ichikawa" will be back on "Abyss Muscats" from today.
Please continue to support us.
We'll do our best.
We'd like you to participate in the recording as it is.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Is this a commercial break?
This is a commercial break.
So, today, Ichika is back.
So, please join us for the recording.
Thank you for having me.
Oh...
It's okay, Ichika.
Oh...
You...
Me?
Yeah.
Why are you sitting there?
What?
I...
You're shaking.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm back as a leader.
Oh...
I don't need a leader anymore.
Is that so?
Get out!
Yoshizawa, get out!
What?
Get out!
Isn't it too early?
No, it's okay.
Thank you for your hard work.
Huh?
If you have a chair, you can sit down.
If you don't, you can leave.
Then...
Are you here?
Yes.
Do you want to say something?
Yes, I do.
Let me speak normally.
I know.
We don't have much time for a live broadcast.
Yes.
We still have some things to announce today.
Then...
Let me tell you one more thing.
Yes.
Actually, we have one more important announcement for you from EBISU MASCOTS members.
We have a report from Mihiro, the oldest member, who is 38 years old.
Mihiro, please come to the stage.
All right, let's start with Mihiro.
No!
I don't want it!
Please proceed.
I don't need a script or anything like that, so leave it.
I don't want to see the script.
Please turn off the script.
What?
You're so arrogant, trying to turn off the script.
Let's start with Mihiro.
Yes.
We have some reports for you.
Yes.
Please go ahead.
Thank you all for coming despite your busy schedules.
I have some news for you.
I, Shimihiro, is looking for a husband.
A husband...
Yes, I'm looking for a husband.
I'm not getting married or anything like that.
I'm looking for a husband.
Why did you decide to look for a husband this time?
Well...
Due to COVID-19...
Yes.
I lost my job and had to spend a lot of time alone.
I had no choice but to spend time alone.
I couldn't stand it.
That's true.
Everyone was like that.
I thought I wouldn't meet anyone new if I stayed like this.
So I decided to borrow this bar and look for a husband.
So you're not looking for a boyfriend, but a husband, right?
Yes, I'm looking for a husband.
A serious one?
Yes.
I see.
I'm just being serious.
Were you that lonely?
Weren't you lonely?
I was lonely, but I had to spend time alone.
You've been doing this for a long time, so you're used to it.
I don't even talk to people.
Even when I'm cooking rice, I wonder why I'm doing it.
You eat the same thing every night.
You cook rice for yourself, don't you?
I wanted to cook for someone.
You've been married before, haven't you?
That's right.
There are failures in previous marriages, and you have to reflect on them.
What was the cause of your failure?
The cause of my failure is...
I drink too much alcohol.
Oh, you mean Mihiro-san's alcohol.
Yes.
So you caused trouble for your ex-husband?
That's right. I drink too much until I lose my memory.
Then I say hurtful words.
That's the cause of my failure.
I see.
Is there anyone who would like to drink with you this time?
Even if that happens, I'd be happy if there was someone who would hug me.
You're not trying to avoid drinking, are you?
I'd like to drink a little.
I'd like to drink.
I may be a stubborn person, but...
I'm curious about the woman on the left.
What?
I'm curious about the woman on the left.
What is it?
Are you curious about her?
I'm curious about her.
Isn't she pretty?
I'm curious about her.
Are you curious about her?
What is it?
I don't know, either.
To be honest, I'm in trouble, too.
What is it?
I don't know, but I've been sitting here for a long time.
Please get used to it.
We don't have much time.
Then I'd like to move on to the next question.
The woman in yellow.
What is your first date...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm Usa of "Nikkei Pyonpyon".
What is your first date like?
Is it a toilet visit?
What?
Toilet?
Is it a toilet visit?
On a date?
Yes.
I don't go to the toilet on a date.
What is it?
Are you playing with our office's wasabi?
I'm sorry.
There are a lot of beautiful toilets right now.
I'm sorry.
What is your question?
How about a toilet visit?
Rather than a toilet visit...
I'd like to go for a drive...
I'd like to go to a power spot.
I'd like to do a toilet visit in one of them.
I might go to the toilet sometimes...
But I don't do a toilet visit.
I think you'll do it.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
I'll forgive you if you do it again.
No, no.
Please don't say my name again.
Really.
Is there anyone else?
The one in the middle.
I'm Kobayashi from Tokushima Award Newspaper.
How much annual income do you want?
How much savings do you have now?
Can you tell me since you're going to say "p"?
Please say "p".
Can I say "p"?
Yes.
It's "p", right?
Can you say "p" and cover it up at the same time?
Huh?
She noticed it. She noticed it.
I can't say it because it's "p", but...
That's right.
I did my best at work when I was in my twenties, so...
Well...
That's about it.
That's true.
You did your best, didn't you?
Yes.
Is that okay?
What about the person before you?
Yes, I'm Matsumoto of Bikkuri Walker.
You surprised me.
Who is your type of celebrity?
Is it you, Dekka-chan?
Dekka-chan!
Dekka-chan is a DJ.
Dekka-chan with pink hair.
Ah...
But...
Even if she looks big, there's no problem for me.
As long as she has a good feeling about it.
Yes.
Is it okay for you, Dekka-chan?
When I talked about it with Dekka-chan and thought it might be okay for me,
it was totally fine for me.
Dekka-chan can do it.
I see.
What about the person in red?
Yes, I'm Kisaragi of Mr. Knuckles.
Earlier, Mihiro-san, you said you were going to cook for us.
Is there a special dish you'd like Mr. Knuckles to make you eat?
Is it X-1 salad?
Or is it gyoza manguri-gaeshi-yaki?
What is it?
Gyoza's...
What is it?
Gyoza's manguri-gaeshi-yaki is my specialty.
Manguri-gaeshi-yaki...
What kind of cooking method is that?
Manguri-gaeshi-yaki...
What?
I've never made manguri-gaeshi-yaki before.
Do you make gyoza?
Isn't it manguri-gaeshi-yaki?
It's not manguri-gaeshi-yaki.
Is it X-1 salad?
Is there a special dish you'd like Mr. Knuckles to make you eat?
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
Manguri-gaeshi-yaki.
Thank you.
I'm Yoshizawa of "Kopunka Shimbun".
What do you think about Yua Mikami using kanji on TikTok?
I heard it's going viral.
It has nothing to do with Mikami-san, but TikTok...
She uses kanji and dances a lot on TikTok.
What do you think about that?
She's free to express herself.
I think it's great.
What does it look like?
It's getting a lot of views.
Can you show us?
It has nothing to do with you, but...
Ooh, I just wanna make you happier
I want you to smile more and more
Happy, happy
I've forgotten how to smile
Thank you.
That's enough.
It's okay.
Is it the hot topic right now?
Yes, it's "rainbow rain".
Oh, this one.
It's cute.
Mihiro-san, I heard you're doing something too.
Yes, I'm doing something too.
On Instagram...
"Rainbow rain".
Is it okay?
Huh? Is it okay?
Yes, of course.
You have to appeal it.
That's right.
For your future husband.
Okay, here we go.
Ooh, I just wanna make you happier
I want you to smile more and more
Happy, happy
I've forgotten how to smile
Thank you.
What's with him?
He's 38 years old.
Please be quiet.
Please forgive him.
Is there anyone else?
Fujii-san, go ahead.
Yes, I'm Fujii of Kuwabata Sports.
Speaking of 38 years old like Mihiro-san, I'm Aoki of Yakult.
What do you think of Aoki's batting?
Aoki-san...
I like how you can use your waist properly.
Is it okay if we say you like it?
Ah...
Um...
I don't know.
I... I don't know.
I don't know.
Thank you.
I'd like to tell you that we're about the same age.
I'm sorry.
But I don't know much about you.
Do you have any other questions?
Oh, you over there.
I'm Mikami of Yukan Panty.
The cause of pre-marriage is breastfeeding in public.
Is it fixed now?
Breast...
The cause of pre-marriage is breastfeeding in public.
Is it fixed now?
Huh? I don't breastfeed in public.
Mikami is Mikami!
Huh? Mikami is Mikami?
Huh?
When did you ask that question?
That's right. That's exactly right.
I don't breastfeed in public at all.
Oh, you don't?
Yes.
Don't give me that excuse.
It's rude of you.
Is it okay?
No, I'm seriously looking for it.
That's right.
I'd like to make an appeal.
Do you have any more questions?
If you don't, we'll end the show.
Okay, you over there.
I'm Kana of Lolicon Weekly.
Mihiro, you said you're seriously looking for your husband.
Yes.
What kind of men do you want?
How many eggshells do you need for an eggbag?
Please stop.
I don't want to answer that question.
Do you need eggshells for an eggbag?
Do you have eggshells for an eggbag?
How many eggshells do you need for an eggbag?
Me?
Yes.
Four.
Four?
Please ask a serious question.
Please.
This is a live show.
Please.
You have one minute left.
Oh, well...
Mihiro, do you really want to get married?
Isn't it a double-edged sword to announce it at this press conference?
I see.
I really want to get married.
First of all, if I find a nice man, I'll start dating him.
Eventually, I'll get married.
I'm really serious about it.
After this live show at 8 p.m.,
Mihiro and Yoshizawa will go to Kayo the Night in Yakuchi Mari.
They'll talk about it in detail.
Please check it out.
You can also find the details of the live show at Abema's Midnight Sports Festival.
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I won't let you end it!
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I won't let you end it!
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