AISubs v3.5
[Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? God gave you you]
I really want your money.
You're so stubborn.
[Are you going to fight alone?]
It's not about people who can't decide who shoots.
It's about you.
[Holding hands]
Who will grab their dreams from the bottom of hell?
Money Grandma, Muscat, "Payment is too high" election summary edition!
This time, we'll show poor members "Payment is too high" election summary edition of "Payment is too high" election summary edition!
We'll select one or more poor members, provide them with new songs, and form a new unit to earn money for themselves!
Tonight, who will grab their dream chance and become a poor Cinderella?!
Okay, next person, please come up!
This is the "poor but rich" tiger!
It's not money given by the old ladies who have become tigers, but a chance!
Are you dreaming of the bottom of hell?!
Let's find out with those eyes!
It's been a while since you've shown a sexy goat for a long time.
Okay.
Sexy goat.
Ehhhh?!
Why are you looking at the camera?!
I told you to show it for a long time!
It's normal for you to look this way!
Okay.
A capybara-faced woman with a unique aura.
What is the shocking reason for her donation?!
Bring me the notification.
Okay.
Puryu.
246,923 yen.
Oh! What is Puryu?
It's an agency I belong to.
When I joined Muscats, I only received about 110,000 yen.
But after working for Muscats for the past five years, my salary has risen a little.
When you had a lot of money, you received 290,000 yen.
Oh, you have plenty of money.
You're not poor.
I'm not poor.
It's enough, right?
No, it's not like that.
You received about 230,000 yen. Are you okay?
I have to spend money on beauty and other things for work.
No, you can't.
You don't have to spend it.
I'm not spending it.
You're not spending anything.
No, I'm not.
But I want to be beautiful.
I want to be beautiful, too.
I'm a woman.
Right?
But I want to do gravure.
How many times do you go to the olive spa every month?
I go to the olive spa once a month.
With who?
Well...
What?
This woman can afford an olive spa once a month.
I'm greedy and want to eat a lot.
The olive spa there is expensive for two people.
It's about 10,000 yen for two people.
No, I'll pay you a little more.
You have a lot of money.
Go home!
You have plenty of time.
I don't have time.
If you have time, you can't do it.
Who is this woman?
She is my mother.
What's going on with your mother?
I received 5,000 yen from Etsuko and have been paying back 5,000 yen to Etsuko for the past few days.
You have been paying back.
I think it's expensive to pay back.
Did you get it from a man and pay it back?
No, I sometimes get paid less.
Last month, I think it was about 60,000 yen.
Not everyone is popular now.
Sometimes, I get 10,000 yen from Etsuko.
When I don't have much money, I pay it back to my mother.
Isn't it all your mother?
You don't pay your mother 10,000 yen and 5,000 yen, do you?
But when I have a lot of salary, I pay it back properly.
Are you paying it back properly?
Yes.
This woman has come this far because of Etsuko.
However, the shocking savings surplus has been revealed.
I see. Let me check one more time.
Can I announce your savings surplus now?
Yes, please.
How much is your savings surplus per month?
Your current savings surplus is...
7860 yen.
Well, it's not bad.
She is 30 years old and goes to an olive spa even though her savings surplus is 70,000 yen.
She is definitely popular.
Matsumoto!
Yes?
Matsumoto!
Matsumoto, come here for a second.
Come here.
Matsumoto was suddenly called.
Come closer.
Show me your face.
Over there?
Over there.
I'm surprised.
It's a pleasant comment.
This woman is surprised.
Now, the old ladies are surprised at her savings.
Show me your face.
Yes.
What is this?
Old ladies...
It's full of old ladies...
It's true.
It's full of old ladies...
Old ladies...
It's the manager of the agency.
Why do you say it in your personal name?
Isn't it strange?
I get it directly from the manager.
Isn't it strange?
Which company?
She says it in her manager's surprised face.
Why does she say it?
Does the agency say it first to the old ladies?
The agency...
Old ladies...
It's the president and the manager.
You get 50,000 yen from the agency on a regular basis.
The salary is crazy.
It's 23,820 yen.
It's not once a month.
One of them is gravure work like this.
The other one is event companionship work.
Isn't event companionship a part-time job?
No, it's not.
It's not just a part-time job.
Are you kidding me?
July 13th, 2002.
"Onigawara".
"Onigawara Gonzo". 8,469 yen? Are you kidding me?
"Onigawara Gonzo"?
Did you get it from that person?
Are you kidding me?
I don't know why it got that name.
What?
It's true. "Onigawara Gonzo" got 8,469 yen.
I don't know why "baba" got that name.
"Onigawara Gonzo" got 8,469 yen when "baba" got "transportation expenses".
I don't know why "baba" got "transportation expenses".
Are you okay?
Isn't it weird?
You're doing weird things.
It's weird.
What's your company's name?
It's "clemente".
"clemente" got "transportation expenses" in "onigawara gonzo" name.
Is she okay?
What kind of song do you want to sing?
I like dancing, so I want to dance like a K-pop singer.
I want to dance like a K-pop singer.
She started dancing.
Can you stop dancing for a second?
Don't look me in the eye.
I'm scared.
I'm scared when you look me in the eye.
It's okay even if you don't imitate me.
What are you hiding inside the bag?
She's excited.
I'm not hiding anything.
She's excited.
Are you checking her temperature?
I'm not checking my temperature.
That's it for the appeal time, but now I'm going to say your savings surplus here in a loud voice, but is it okay?
Yes.
I understand.
Yes.
Moriman's woman with a surprised face, what kind of surprise surplus is it?
Matsumoto Yun's current savings surplus is...
892,383 yen!
I-i-i-i-i-i'm not rich, am I?
That's a big lie!
You're really smart.
But I'm spending only 90,000 yen.
What are you talking about?
You're saving money in English.
Why are you lying?
Look at the people behind me.
They're dumbfounded.
I've been trying hard for two years.
This woman unexpectedly had it. Will she leave the base or Kyoto?
Then let's continue, but the next person, please.
Yes.
Thank you. I'm Mighty of T-Bag Captain.
What?
Different thing?
What?
I'm Mighty of T-Bag Captain.
Suddenly, this woman who called herself "T-Bag Captain",
What is the captain's savings balance?
You have room, don't you? You're shopping a lot, aren't you?
What? No.
Actually, I eat a lot.
I think it's mostly food expenses. Where do you get your income from?
Lipstick. Is this it? Yes.
120,000 yen.
Oh, it's my affiliated office.
Oh, you use all the money you got here with this visa in detail.
No, it's fine. There are 165,000 yen in lipstick.
Yes.
It's fine. What kind of income source is this?
Well, at that time, I had a TV job, so I think I had a little more work than usual.
Kasuya, 100,000 yen.
Who is it?
Oh, it's my father.
100,000 yen.
Kasuya.
Your?
Oh, I received a donation from my father, so he gave it to me.
Oh, I see.
What about your father? He seems like a politician.
Oh, yes. He is a member of the board of directors in the city.
Oh.
You have money, don't you?
Oh, I haven't received a single cent from my father, and I'm somehow spending it on my own, but because of that, I don't have money.
How much is your rent?
130,000 yen.
It's not bad.
Don't be luxurious.
The salary is about 120,000 yen and the rent is 130,000 yen.
No, it's not bad.
It's strange.
It's not bad at all.
You don't need this child anymore, do you?
Her father is a member of the board of directors, but he is a tea bag. Something is suspicious.
Have you ever made an appeal?
Oh, I said earlier that my father is a member of the board of directors, but I always help out at the cowshed, and I'm good at it, so I hope I can show it off.
Oh, the cowshed.
Not the cowshed.
The cowshed.
Are you going to dance?
The cowshed is outside of the soap.
I'm sorry.
The cowshed is also here, so don't pick it up.
The cowshed, right?
Yes.
I used to live in the cowshed.
Oh, you did?
If the soap shop was in the cowshed, can you dance?
Yes, I can.
Then, if the soap shop was in the cowshed...
Good morning, everyone.
I'm going to use a lot of lotion today as well.
Thank you in advance.
I'd like you to give me one of your kiosks.
Good job.
Thank you.
That was quick.
Thank you.
You did a good job.
Thank you.
I feel like I'm going to be happy at the wedding.
That's about it.
That's good.
That's enough money, isn't it?
That's right. You should be able to afford it.
So, it's okay for me to announce the balance?
Yes.
All right.
The daughter of a congressman who is surprisingly good at ad-libs.
What is her balance?
Mighty's current balance is...
188,855 yen!
Well, well, well...
I understand. Well, I'll reply to you later, so please go home for now.
Thank you very much.
Next person!
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
To this strange poverty, the old ladies lose their words and...
Please go home.
What?! No, I want to sing!
Please go home.
Please go home with your normal salary.
Yes, leave it. Leave it and come back.
Yes, please go home.
Are you really going home?
Thank you for your hard work.
What?! Are you really going home?!
Thank you for your hard work.
What?!
Thank you for your hard work.
Just by looking at their faces, the old ladies are so poor that they refuse to go home.
For now, let's check their balance.
Shall we check their balance?
Yes, let's do it.
Shirafuji's current balance is...
22,101 yen!
I see, it's like that.
It was quite severe, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
How was it?
I thought it was 22,101 yen.
Is there anything special about coming back?
Please go home.
Well, now...
Please go home.
No, but now...
Please go home.
I know!
I know it very well!
But now, with a mask, it's air.
Please go home.
Father...
But you're always in the back 45 degrees.
45 degrees.
I wish you could at least come back to about 90 degrees in the middle.
In fact, she is an inconspicuous woman who is usually in the back 45 degrees in dance formations.
45 degrees is...
Yes.
You and Carlos are the best angles for shooting.
That's right.
You say good things.
You know a lot about dancing and soccer.
You're in the best angle.
Then can I be happy?
It's not someone else's fault that you can't shoot. It's your fault!
The position you're in now is not someone else's fault. It's your fault!
The old woman changed into Roberto.
What?
You're laughing, aren't you?
Am I laughing at you?
You're laughing again.
Are you laughing again?
Are you addicted to dancing again?
It's getting interesting again, isn't it?
Look straight at me with a serious face.
Look me in the eye.
Are you crying?
What? Are you sad? Which one is it?
Look me in the eye.
Am I sad?
Be careful!
What?
Don't laugh.
Look me in the eye.
I stepped on it!
I stepped on it.
That's good.
Now all the wishers are gathered.
Who will get the dream?
After this, the official members of the poor unit will be decided.
Once the wishers are returned to the waiting room, the old ladies will start the final screening.
However, at that time, the general production of the program noticed a certain discomfort.
Did you hear about the audition?
It's like, "Who was good?"
So, this time, with this genre...
At first, I didn't know what we were doing.
It's weird, isn't it?
We didn't know what was going on.
That's right.
In fact, Kurosawa didn't know anything about the project and participated in the audition.
When I told Kurosawa that I had something in my hand, he said he auditioned.
I asked him for security and asked him to be the general producer of this unit.
Is that so?
What do you think of it?
Well...
Kurosawa is a good producer.
Yes, he is.
I think you can ask him for help.
I like planning and planning.
I love it.
But you didn't know anything about it and participated in the audition.
I didn't know anything about it and participated in the audition.
I think you didn't know anything about it and participated in the audition.
Why did you come here?
You know what an audition is, don't you?
It's a little rude of you to say that.
I agree.
We have to be serious about it.
I got it.
You really want money, don't you?
Let's do it.
Are you going to be the producer of this unit?
Let's do it.
That's a good idea.
Kurosawa.
You really want money, don't you?
I got it.
You really want money, don't you?
Let's do it.
Kazuko Urosawa will be the producer of the new unit, "Being Poor, Getting Rich"!
And now, it's time for the winner's announcement!
I'm the one who's going to announce it first.
When I first came in, I didn't understand it.
But as it got closer and closer to the end, I started to understand it.
Some of you didn't even ask me what it was about.
Now, it's time for the official members of the new unit, "Being Poor, Getting Rich"!
And now, it's time for the center's announcement.
Now, I will announce it!
The official members of the new unit, "Abyss Mascots", have chosen...
After the commercial.
Great.
We did it properly.
We did it.
Great.
Then, I would like to announce it again.
These...
"Abyss Mascots" new unit members have chosen...
Who is the Cinderella Girl who grabs light from the bottom of her heart?
Kobayashi-san.
Congratulations.
I will do my best.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
There is only one person.
Therefore...
I would like to announce the person who will become a member with me, Kobayashi-san.
Please don't say my name by yourself.
I don't care about my name.
I will be in charge of everything.
I will announce it.
The next member who will be announced with a loud rhythm is...
Ishioka-san.
Thank you.
She has been working hard for 5 years.
It's the first time for her to receive 5,000 yen as a gift from her parents.
That was the problem.
That's right.
I thought there would be a little more, but...
Thank you.
And...
The third official member is...
Fujiwara-san.
Thank you.
That's about it.
I see.
No, there's more.
There is?
Yes.
Is this the last one?
The fourth person is...
Congratulations...
Matsumoto-san!
Congratulations.
Matsumoto-san's strength is...
There are still so many suspicious people left in the entertainment world.
That's the kind of agency it is.
But the balance is just right for the four of you.
Well, that's right.
With a center position, it's necessary for the five of you.
That's right.
It's not good.
This is the last one!
Chiafuchi-san.
Congratulations.
Thank you!
Is it okay?
No, if you don't want to do it...
I want to do it!
Thank you.
Well, Kurosawa-san announced it in the fifth place, but it was mostly in the top total.
Is it okay for me to be happy?
I think you can be happy.
Thank you.
Yay!
A poor face.
That's right.
Ribbon!
That's about it.
Which means...
I'm very sorry, but...
Maiti-san and Matsuoka-san...
have passed!
That's amazing!
I'm speechless!
That means everyone has passed!
So, these 7 people will be the poor unit!
And we have another important announcement!
Everyone's unit name is...
This one!
Everyone, you're really noisy.
Their unit name has been decided!
And more!
Today...
Just now...
Here...
We've accepted you as our producer!
If you really want money, we'll work hard too!
We said we'd let you do it!
Isn't it amazing?
Yes.
At first, we didn't know what would happen!
And in the end...
We didn't know we'd bring home a souvenir like this!
But if you really want money...
We'll work hard!
So...
Let's work hard...
And fight...
And leave good results!
Yes!
I'm Aizawa Kasumi!
Please call me Aizawa Kasumi-san.
Aizawa Kasumi-san!
Why Aizawa Kasumi?
It's a refreshing feeling...
I wanted to join Horikoshi Academy.
When I admired Mipolin and Shizuka Kudo...
I wanted to do something like "Kasumi"?
Yes.
I wanted to do it...
Aizawa Kasumi's new unit, "ATM"!
Please look forward to her future activities!
Thank you for watching and please look forward to her future activities!