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It's time for Midnight Sports Day.
As usual, it's a stay-home special.
We're going to see if the mascots are staying at home.
That's right.
Aside from the quality, it was really fun.
It was fun and the response was good.
The last live broadcast was fun.
Since it's an outdoor episode, let's continue with the topic.
Let's do it.
Mom!
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
Mom!
You're in a good mood.
Your boobs are about to fall off.
What is that?
Mom, what is it?
Mom!
Ero-baba!
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
If you're doing it alone at home, it's a little...
No, I'm glad I'm in the studio.
You're glad, aren't you?
Seriously.
This is scary, isn't it?
Seriously.
I'm glad.
Then, shall we move on to the topic?
Yes!
The topic for this time is...
"Just stay at home and be the minimum "joker" you can be."
Well...
The movie "Joker," right?
Yes.
If you're serious about it, it's pretty hard, isn't it?
With white paint...
That's right.
How far will you go with it?
How far will you go with it...
With white paint...
Wouldn't people who don't know "joker" say it?
It's possible.
Like Mikami...
Is it suspicious?
Isn't it a little suspicious?
Does Mikami read books or movies?
I don't think so.
Then you don't have much information, but you know what kind of "joker" you'll get, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I wonder if "joker" will take some time...
I'm a little unprepared...
Are you still doing it?
Are you okay?
This guy...
Kawakami is slanted...
Kawakami is a little stupid...
Mr. Kawakami, please don't participate.
Mr. Kawakami...
Well, it can't be helped.
We're taking a break now, so there may be some members who haven't been transmitted yet.
Kawakami left quietly.
That's right.
I wonder why...
"joker"...
I'd like to paint it white, but...
If it were me...
Oh! It's here!
Fujiwara, you're fast!
He may have stage makeup at home.
Maybe...
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go!
Fujiwara!
Please be a minimum joker!
With what you have at home.
That's the minimum!
Even more minimum!
Something... Oh! The play may have started!
Let's cut it! Let's cut it!
Let's cut it! Oh, there was such a scene.
Let's cut it!
Oh, it's coming.
It's terrible. Can you do something about it?
It's pretty minimal.
Mikami and Matsuoka came.
Let's go with Mikami.
Does Matsuoka know?
Mikami's joker.
Please be a minimum joker with what you have at home.
Oh!
Oh, I see. You know it.
But you're getting naked more and more.
Isn't it like taking off one piece at a time?
You're getting naked more and more.
If you put it on your nose...
It's a little bit of a control make-up.
I just looked it up and did it.
Oh, you looked it up.
Oh, look it up.
You didn't know about the joker?
Why is it a little thinner than before?
You look like you're going to have boobs.
I thought it was over.
We're shooting the outside.
I just took it off.
It's getting hot.
But it's okay.
I'll use it.
We're doing it like a live broadcast.
Please do it more and more.
It was good and fast.
You can't take it off anymore.
Yes, I understand.
Thank you.
Is it painful?
It's painful.
Please continue.
Please.
That's nice.
Look up the image properly.
Matsuoka Kijima.
That's what it says right now.
Shall we go to Matsuoka?
I'm looking forward to Matsuoka's joker.
I wonder what it's like.
Are you here?
Matsuoka!
Okay!
Let's cut it.
Let's cut it. Let's cut it. Let's cut it.
You were holding an animal.
It's a dog.
You were holding a dog.
I'm a little scared.
I feel a little scared.
I'm a little scared when I'm holding a little small animal.
You're wearing a kiji, too.
I want to see any quality of kiji.
I want to see it.
Ms. Kijima!
Please give me a joker!
Kijima Airi's joker.
What is this?
Joker!
It's a joker, but is it a joker?
Isn't it?
What kind of image does the joker have with half of his face black?
It's not a batman, is it?
It looks like a dog.
Huh?
Isn't it?
Do you know the joker?
Batman!
It's not a batman.
It looks like a batman, doesn't it?
Please give me a joker, Ms. Kijima.
This one?
Huh?
It's a joker with a small face, isn't it?
Is he a fool?
Let's cut it out of the screen.
I think he is a fool.
Let's cut it out of the screen.
What? I misunderstood Batman.
I misunderstood.
I said Joker.
I thought it was suspicious.
That kid's stupid shadow.
A little bit of a rag is coming out.
I'm wearing a normal hair style.
I want to see Matsuoka.
Not Matsuoka.
Usa is also coming.
Let's go Usa.
Usa!
Show me Joker!
Usa, can you be a scary guy like Joker?
What? What is this?
What is this?
Good evening.
Can you show me Joker?
Yes.
Usa?
No, no, Usa.
Do you know Joker?
I thought it was a little red.
That color?
Yes.
I see. That was the most impressive.
That's right.
If you don't cut it out of the screen, I'll blow you away.
I was being kind, so it turned out like this.
Isn't it like this?
It's red, but it's more like a face or a mouth.
Joker doesn't say "ahya," does he?
That's right.
Joker doesn't say "ahya," does he?
I think he does.
Please participate.
Please.
Yes.
Who's next?
Kobayashi is also coming.
Let's go Kobayashi.
Is Usa still awake?
Kobayashi!
Show us Kobayashi's Joker.
Wow!
Wait!
It's amazing!
This short time is amazing!
As I thought, blonde is alive!
Blonde is good!
It's good! It's amazing!
Even the dark costume was prepared!
Costume too!
Do it, do it, Joker!
Can you do something like Joker?
Yes!
How about you, tricky mother?
Mother is doing make-up!
What?
Mother, are you awake?
Mother is not awake yet!
Not yet!
Mother, please do Joker!
Mother is waiting for you to do Joker!
Mother, please do Joker!
Right now!
I'm waiting for you!
Mother, I want to do it!
I'll cut once!
I want you to do it!
Mother, please get ready!
Mother was doing it for you!
I see!
Good parent and child cooperation!
It's interesting!
Kanzaki is also coming!
Let's see Kanzaki!
Can you do Kanzaki?
How about Kanzaki's Joker?
Good chance!
Joker, are you awake?
What?
Oh, mouth!
It's a little erotic!
Wow!
What is this?
It's a little erotic!
You don't want it, but you want it!
It's not that erotic!
It's not!
What is it?
I was waiting for you with that erotic thing.
The one we did just now.
That's right. Because you didn't call me.
In the last episode, right?
That's where you raised the price.
That's right.
But I think you got the features.
There are people who like erotic parts, so it's okay.
Yay!
I'm a little hungry, so it's okay.
Thank you very much.
Matsuoka is here again because I'm going.
Matsuoka, do you want to go?
Didn't Matsuoka say that?
He said it earlier, but...
I'll give you one more chance.
It may have changed.
Let's go, Matsuoka.
Matsuoka's "Joker" part 2.
Come on!
It hasn't changed at all.
What is it?
I brought you something like "Fly Guys".
Let's cut it out. Please cut it out.
Come here, come here, come here. Small animals, I brought small animals. I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'll get eaten. I'm scared. Please cut it out. Please cut it out. I'm scared.
No, no, no, no. She's scary. It didn't change much.
I guess she thought "Fly Guys" was interesting because it was at home.
At home... At home...
When my mom comes, I come, too.
And that, too.
Do you want me to put it on you?
You might be off guard.
Can I put it on you?
It's hot in here and you're taking off your clothes.
You might be off guard at home.
Mikami!
What?
That's not "Joker" anymore!
Did you drop it?
I dropped it because I thought it would come next!
"Joker" series is not over yet!
I just finished applying foundation.
Can you do "Joker" as it is?
"Joker" as it is?
She's putting it on you.
That's fast.
But you're looking at it.
I'm "Joker".
Wow! She said "I'm "Joker""!
Thank you!
I've never seen it!
You haven't? Thank you!
Thank you!
How do you feel now?
Do you want me to cut it?
How do you feel now?
It's painful!
Thank you!
Please cut it!
It's painful.
Your mouth hurts, doesn't it?
Mom, can you do it? Mom, let's do it!
Let's do it!
We don't have much time left.
Kobayashi's mother...
Oh, I did it! I did it!
She's doing a stand-by.
Her mother is doing a great job.
Mom!
I'm scared!
I'm sorry!
It's a lie, right?
Mom!
I'm scared! It's like a popular play! I'm scared!
Mom! What's with that expression?!
But it's...
Mom!
Can you do a Joker's performance or something?
Mom, up!
Mom!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Mom, that's great!
Can you do a Joker's performance together?
Please become a Joker!
I'll do a Joker's performance!
Mom...
Joker...
What?
Wait a minute...
Loneliness...
Loneliness!
She went to get loneliness!
Mom, go get loneliness!
I don't feel like doing it...
Mom, you know...
Mom!
Ms. Mainomirin is doing it this time!
She has a very good posture!
Quiet!
It's okay!
She's like a parent!
Mom!
The balance ball won't break!
It's on the balance ball!
Mom!
What kind of image is that?!
There's another one on the balance ball!
Mom!
Mosaic! Mosaic!
What is that?
Mom!
Your trick is great!
It's the best!
You're the winner so far!
That's great!
Thank you!
It might still be possible, so don't let your guard down and say it!
That's great!
Yes!
Can you do the next performance?
Can you do it?
Yes!
The next performance is...
When the coronavirus is over and you can go on a trip with maximum freedom!
The coronavirus is over!
You can go anywhere!
You can go to the sea!
You can go to the mountains!
Please dress up with maximum freedom at that time!
Everyone is so excited right now!
It would be great if you could dress up and get excited as you like!
That's right!
The next topic is...
When you go on a trip with a maximum sense of freedom after the coronavirus is over.
Kawakami-san, you're trying to join us!
You said you could do it, but you don't have the courage.
I don't know about your courage!
I don't care about your mental health!
Hey, everyone!
When you go on a trip with a maximum sense of freedom after the coronavirus is over.
Chansai is here!
Who is it?
It's Kanzaki!
Please show us Chansai's "when you go on a trip with a maximum sense of freedom after the coronavirus is over."
Let's do it!
When you go on a trip with a maximum sense of freedom after the coronavirus is over.
How do you like it?
Yay!
That's a good picture!
You're free!
Yay!
That's great! You're wearing a swimsuit like an idiot!
It's over!
Oh!
Oh, she's angry!
She said "it's over!"
She just took off her jacket.
She said "the coronavirus is over!"
Oh, but I can feel it.
I hope it ends soon.
Yes.
You all want to go on a trip in a swimsuit, don't you?
Everyone, it's a speed race!
Fujiwara, do you want to go?
Fujiwara-san, let's go!
Fujiwara-san!
Let's go without hesitation!
Yes, I think we can do it.
We can do it!
Fujiwara-san is strong against strong winds.
Yes, Fujiwara-san!
You're free!
Where do you get those basic-looking swimsuits?
They're so cheap!
They're so ugly!
What's with that color of swimsuit?
Basic-looking swimsuit!
It's basic!
It's good! It's really good!
It's highly rated!
Thank you!
Yay!
Thank you!
You don't have to prepare a second one!
I'll be waiting!
Don't worry about it!
Matsuoka is here!
Matsuoka, you're a little scary!
Hey!
I hope you don't do anything weird at Kaihoukan MAX!
You're scary!
Shall we go? Matsuoka!
Kaihoukan MAX's Matsuoka!
You're scary!
I feel like you're going to say a lot of things!
That's right!
You're probably doing something illegal!
What do you think?
It's dark!
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm going to wear a hat! I'm going to hide!
There are people like this in Adachi!
Isn't this Adachi's everyday life?
Let's drink!
Drink! I'm scared! I'm losing my sight!
I'm losing my sight!
I don't know anymore!
I don't know who's talking!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I can see your panties! Cut it! Cut it!
Your heels came off!
I want to show you my pants!
I want to show you my freedom!
That was so vulgar!
Let's have you self-restraint for a while!
You're not the type of person who shows up!
Oh, Mikami is here!
Oh, Mikami is here! Mikami, let's go!
Mikami!
Mikami is scary!
You were wearing a freedom, right?
You were free, right?
From here...
From here... Ryoa-chan!
Are you nervous?
Are you ready?
Ryoa-chan, show us your freedom when you go out!
Come on!
You're home alone!
Mikami-san!
Mikami is scary, too!
You were wearing a freedom, right?
Are you ready?
Ryoa-chan, show us your freedom when you go out!
Come on!
You're home alone!
What are you doing?
A dog ran away!
Are you okay?
Corona is over!
Please sprinkle salt as much as you like!
Corona is over! Corona is over! Yay! Corona is over! Yay!
That's nice! Sprinkle salt!
I'm doing this alone on the bed!
Please cut it with salt!
How is it? Is it painful?
I'm getting better.
Kijima-san and Kobayashi-san are here, too.
Let's go to Kijima!
I'm getting stressed out, so I'm getting better.
You guys are funny.
I wonder how much Kijima has recovered.
Are you okay?
You're hiding something. What's going on underneath you?
Are you naked?
A dog is approaching you!
A dog is approaching you because it's worried about you!
Take off the cushion!
Why, Moni-chan?
Are you okay?
Take off the cushion!
Yes, I'm okay!
Can't you see under the cushion?
Under the cushion?
Can I show you?
If you can, show me!
It's a maximum of freedom!
Pull the dog!
Go! Go!
You're wearing something like a swimsuit.
Swimsuit-like!
Are you okay? Are you biting the dog properly?
You're biting it weird!
The dog is pretty excited!
It's like a dog bite!
It's an accident!
Wait! Wait!
It hurts! It hurts!
It's biting the dog, are you okay?
My dog always bites me!
It's biting, right?
I'm excited!
Shall we cut it for you?
It was an accident so we'll cut it!
We'll cut it for you!
It's biting the dog!
Are you okay? Is it properly wearing it?
I was excited to see you in a swimsuit.
Usa-chan and Kobayashi-chan are wearing swimsuits, too.
Usa-chan, do you want me to go first?
Usa-chan, you go first.
Usa-chan, you go first and Kobayashi-chan, you go first.
Usa-chan?
Usa-chan of Kaihoukan MAX?
Corona is over!
Good evening!
Over there!
Corona is over!
I can't help but want to go to Disney!
It's a good school to go to Disney!
It's cute, so you're wearing a lot of different goods!
Yes, I tried to wear as much as I could!
I don't know if it's Mosa or someone else!
I love Disney!
I hope you can go when Corona is over!
Yes, I hope you can go!
Are you nervous?
My nose is clogged!
Be careful, your nose is clogged!
Thank you!
You pulled it out of your buttocks!
Thank you!
Thank you, Usa-chan!
Usa-chan, thank you!
Yes!
Okay, then let's go to Kitai's parent and child!
Let's go, Kobayashi!
I'm a decoy!
Kobayashi's parent and child of Kaihoukan MAX when Corona is over!
Kobayashi-san!
Oh, nice!
It's open!
Oh, it's open!
Oh, nice!
Oh, what's that?
There are a lot of items!
This is a palm tree!
Oh, you're growing a palm tree!
I didn't know there was such a thing!
That's nice!
Huh?
Um...
Can I?
Mother!
Mother, you're a little excited!
Mother, can I?
Can you show me Kaihoukan MAX's mother?
Mother!
You're Kaihoukan MAX'ed!
You're really Kaihoukan MAX'ed!
You're wearing a swimsuit!
You have a nose on your head!
Mother!
Mother, thank you!
Mother, you're Kaihoukan MAX'ed!
I'd like to go to Hawaii with my parents.
Yeah, me too!
You want to go to Hawaii with your parents!
You like talking, don't you?
You're always looking at the camera like this.
Mom!
You're a proper old lady, but you're happy!
She's an old lady, isn't she?
How old are you, Mom?
Mom, how old are you?
Sixty!
Sixty?!
Sixty years old!
Sixty?!
Yes!
Sixty years old, Mom!
You're right!
Well, Mom, your hopes and dreams have come true, haven't they?
Yes, they have!
Thank you, Mom!
Tell Mom I said hello and have a nice drink together!
Thank you!
Thank you, Mom!
Thank you very much!
Well, that's it for today.
Wow!
In terms of time.
No, it's good.
The quality is getting better and better, isn't it, everyone?
It's getting better, but I think it's already messed up!
Huh?!
Being alone in the room and pulling things out.
How would you feel if Yoshizawa was in your position?
No, seriously, I can't do it.
Seriously, you can't do it, can you?
I can't do it!
I think you all do it a lot!
Well, you want to see what kind of face you're making now, don't you?
I do!
Are you really drunk?
Drunk!
Or are you opening a beer already?
Well...
No, you really did your best!
Right?
But it was really fun this time, so let's do it again in the future!
Yes, I'd like to do it!
There are still a lot of mascot members who didn't come out this time, right?
No, I really want to see the other girls' too!
Nanami Kawakami is already shaking her shoulders, isn't she?
Yes!
I'm full of motivation, but I just don't have the courage!
You don't have the courage!
So, members of the mascots...
This kind of thing happens, but please stay at home and self-restraint!
So, everyone watching, let's meet again at this time!
Goodbye! Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!