AISubs v3.5
♪ Wish, Wish, Imagine and Dance! ♪
It's started!
"Midnight Sports Day" broadcast tonight is not with Okubo-san, but with me, Mitsura-no-mc!
Thank you for coming!
And, as usual, we are broadcasting from a distance, but...
Tonight's partner is not Yoshizawa-san, but Mikami-san!
Hi! I'm Mikami-ya!
I can finally come to the studio!
I'm glad you're Mikami-san!
Oh, really?
I don't like Yoshizawa-san lately...
Me too!
Why?
We're really scared of going home.
It's tough, isn't it?!
We're scared of going home and waiting for a topic to come up.
Right?!
That woman of Yoshizawa-san is the MC.
Why is Yoshizawa-san the MC?!
She's sitting here every time.
I'm trying to be like my little sister, so I'm trying to say something big, but...
That's right!
I'm being asked weird questions and I can't even laugh from above!
My eyes are cold from above!
I know!
It makes you feel really bad, doesn't it?
But today, I'm not Yoshizawa-san.
Yoshizawa-san, you've been self-restraining, haven't you?
Eh?! Really?!
Yes. Are you watching, Yoshizawa-san?
I've been self-restraining?
Today, I'll be doing it here.
That's right!
Mikami-san, you were funny, so you're out!
Thank you!
You're a champion now, aren't you?
No, not at all.
Kobayashi-san's mother was also very funny.
Oh, it seems like it!
Yes.
It's about the same in Thailand, isn't it?
Yes.
But it seems like it'll be more fun to watch at home, so today...
I'll let you swim.
Yes.
Understood!
Well, we don't have much time.
As usual, we don't have much time in 30 minutes, so let's get started!
Who's the funny one?!
Self-restraining champion!
[Self-restraining champion Mikami Yoshizawa]
"Muskats" is a show where you can stay at home and still be erotic and funny while you're waiting for your members at home to come up with a topic on LINE and answer it on LINE calls.
This is the fourth time for this show.
Now, it's better to announce the topic, isn't it? Everyone is standing by.
Should I send it now?
Do you want me to send it? Here's today's first topic!
Self-restraining champion Mikami Yoshizawa
Please show us the second "hacha mecha" exercise you've been doing while you're self-restraining!
Wow!
I'm addicted to it already.
Eleven!
Wow! That's amazing!
I've been waiting for it!
You're doing it like this, aren't you?
By the way, before the show started, I got a LINE call from Yoshizawa Station.
What did they say?
They asked me if the topic was difficult.
It's unfair!
It's like this, isn't it?
It's the rule to do it all of a sudden, isn't it?
That's what we've always been doing.
They're trying to make it unfair!
Oh, that's terrible!
Unfair!
Unfair and fat!
There's no good part about Yoshizawa-san!
That's right!
Did you cut it off from Yoshizawa-san?
What?
No, it hasn't come yet.
Yoshizawa-san...
Yoshizawa-san, are you ready?
It hasn't come yet, but are you ready?
It hasn't come yet, but let's watch it while we're preparing for it.
"Zurubutori" is...
This...
Again, this...
Putting an animal on top of it...
This...
Kawaii Saute
It came out! It came out!
Yoshizawa-san!
"Hachimecha Taisou" is on the table!
Please show it to me!
Please do!
Wow, what's that?
Behind you...
Isn't your face white?!
You're holding something...
Hachimecha
Shall we cut it off for now?
It seems like you're preparing for it.
Let's cut it off for now.
What's that?!
Isn't your face white?!
Isn't it white?
Isn't it white?!
You did a good job.
Who is going to prepare?
No one is coming.
It's Hachimecha exercise part 2.
Didn't you do Hachimecha exercise part 2 during self-restraint?
Why do you come to me?
I got a message on LINE.
It's Yoshizawa.
Shut up, Yoshizawa!
Prepare yourself!
You are late!
What are you going to do?
No one is coming.
Let's call Yoshizawa.
Let's call Yoshizawa again.
No one is ready.
It can't be helped.
Are you ready?
Please show us Hachimecha exercise part 2 that you did during self-restraint.
Wait!
Please show us Hachimecha exercise part 2!
(Hachimecha exercise part 2)
What are you doing?
Hachimecha exercise part 2
What are you doing?
What are you doing with a white face?
It looks painful.
Shall we cut it?
Cut it quietly.
(Cut it quietly.)
(Cut it.)
It's here!
From who?
From Mighty!
Mighty!
Can he do this?
Show us Hachimecha exercise part 2, which you did during self-restraint.
Mighty is funny.
Mighty is cute in the picture.
He is cute.
(Hello!)
(I will show you Hachimecha exercise part 2, which I did during self-restraint.)
Please show it to us.
Ouch! I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
Hachame-chan, you're the second one!
It's weird! It's weird!
It's like a trap!
The hole is scary!
It's like a spider's web!
It's scary! It's scary!
There's a hole in the spider's web!
It's a little scary.
Thank you very much!
Isn't it good? Isn't it good? Thank you!
The depression was scary.
The depression is scary.
It was scary.
Kobayashi-san is here.
Kobayashi-san and his mother are in first place now, right?
For now, Mikami-san and Tai-san are in first place, right?
From Ehime?
Is this Ehime's house?
During self-restraint, please show us the second exercise you've been doing!
Yes, it's Kobayashi family. Kobayashi.
Kobayashi's picture is cute, too.
Everyone's icons are cute.
I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I'm so bored.
I'm bored at home. I can't hear you! I can't hear you!
Isn't the Wi-Fi weak? Is it okay in Shikoku? Is the Wi-Fi weak?
Is it okay?
The air conditioner is old. What is that old air conditioner?
What is that old one?
I can't hear you.
Do you want me to cut it off?
Cut it off and say it again.
It's a live broadcast.
It's from Shikoku.
Shall we move on?
Kanoiro-chan is here for the first time today.
Oh, I'm happy.
During self-restraint, you've been exercising a lot. Please show me what you've been doing.
Kanoiro-chan hasn't been out of the house even once.
Trouble?
This one? The other one? This one?
Oh, so you can't hear me from here?
It's kind of like Chaplin.
Are you okay?
Can you laugh just by moving?
Are you okay?
Kanoiro-chan!
It's tangled up.
Let's cut it off.
It's tangled up. It's tangled up.
We prepared it for you. It's tangled up.
It's tangled up. It's tangled up.
Natsuki-san is here too.
Natsuki-san is in Kyoto now, right?
Yes, she's been living in Kyoto since she was three years old.
Is it your parents' house?
It's my parents' house.
Please show me the second Hachimacha Kaisou you've been doing while you're on vacation.
It's "n". I'm scared.
I don't know who it is.
Is it in Kyoto?
It's not in Kyoto.
It's my parents' house in Kyoto.
Wow! Is it a house?
It's a house.
It's amazing.
It's your parents' house?
It's a house.
Ta-da!
I can't see your face.
Is it over?
Your face is beautiful.
Let me see. Is it your parents' house?
Where are your parents and children?
It's my parents' house.
Where are your parents and children now?
Oh, they're sleeping now.
It's a proper house.
Could you show us again?
Hachamecha gymnastics part 2.
Thank you.
Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
Cut it! Cut it!
You look happy.
It's a proper house.
It's like an old house in Kyoto.
Shirafuji-san!
Shirafuji-san?
Shirafuji-san!
I'm scared.
Can you do this?
Please show me the "hacha mecha" exercise you've been doing during self-restraint.
Yes!
Cho! Cho! Ro! Cho! Ro! Cho! Ro! Cho! Ro!
whole body exercise.
Cho! Cho! Ro! Cho! Ro! cho! Ro! Cho! Ro!
I'm scared of the room.
Cho! Cho! Cho! Cho! Ro!
Is it a normal room?
You?
What is it?
It's normal.
Show me.
The picture is...
What is this picture?
This is crayon art.
It's art.
Who drew it?
I made it myself.
I'm an artist.
I made it myself.
This is a live streaming tool.
This is Bella.
This is Johnny.
Isn't it cute?
Cut it slowly.
Wait! Don't cut it!
Why?
It's amazing.
It's a nice art.
Who else is here?
Ishioka-san is here too.
What kind of picture is this?
It's cute.
Everyone's picture is cute.
The icon is cute.
Everyone's picture is cute.
It's here!
Hachamecha, Hachamecha, Hachamecha.
Bath! Bath!
Hachamecha, Hachamecha, Hachamecha.
Is it like a unit bus?
Hachamecha, Hachamecha, Hachamecha.
Ishioka-san...
Please say it in different words.
Different words...
Yes.
Different words...
Bath!
Don't be spoiled by Hachamecha.
Hachamecha, Hachamecha, Hachamecha.
Please say it in different words.
Mikami-san is strict.
Mikami-san is strict with Ishioka.
Gatcha, gatcha, gatcha, gatcha, gatcha.
What is this angle?
Let's cut it.
Thank you very much.
Did you release it?
What?
She said she released it.
Kano Yura-chan?
Did you release it?
Let's watch Kano Yura-chan one more time.
Kano Yura-chan, please show us your second Hachimecha exercise you have been doing.
Can you do it?
I like you, Kano Yura-chan.
It's Hachimecha.
Hachimecha.
Are you okay?
Hachimecha.
I wonder what it is.
I like the one on the right with a heavy belt.
Hachimecha.
You have been doing it for a long time.
Are you okay?
Hachimecha.
Kano Yura-chan, your eyelids are getting heavier.
Hachimecha.
Are you going to fall asleep?
Your eyelids are getting heavier.
Hachimecha.
You can't see it, can you?
That's all for today.
You can't see it, can you?
Your eyelids are getting heavier.
Matsumoto Yan-chan sent us a message.
You have been doing it for a long time.
Can you show us your second Hachimecha exercise?
It's interesting, isn't it?
Here it is.
Hachimecha exercise no. 2.
(singing)
What is it?
Ma'am! Ma'am!
You're fast! You're fast! You're fast!
Ma'am, you're amazing!
Hachimecha exercise no. 2.
Hachimecha! Great! It was Hachimecha! It was Hachimecha!
Thank you.
Wow! It's you, ma'am! You're an amazing cafe manager!
You're funny! You're funny!
Ma'am, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
You're welcome!
Um... Um... Wait a minute!
What's up?
Um... Why aren't you Yoshizawa-san today, but Mikami-san?
Huh? Me?
Yeah.
Because you're excellent.
Uh... Excellent?
Huh? What's up? What's up? Huh? What's up?
Excellent! Excellent!
Because you're excellent.
If you become excellent...
Yes! You'll be called an emcee!
Oh! I see.
Can you do it again?
What will you do? What will you do?
Ah! You've left quite a high score, so if you work a little harder, you'll get lower.
Then, will you do it again?
Again...
Hachimecha... Hachimecha exercise...
Again... Hachimecha exercise...
Yes.
Is there still Hachimecha exercise no. 2?
Yes.
Is Hachimecha exercise no. 3?
No. 3...
Then, no. 3...
Yes.
Hachimecha exercise!
No. 3!
Yes.
Hachimecha is fast! Fast!
Hachimecha is fast!
It's faster than Hachimecha!
It's so intense!
It's so fast!
I got it!
You're great!
You're amazing!
You're fast!
You're the next MC!
I'll do my best!
You can do it!
You're one step away!
You can do it!
You're great!
Thank you!
You're great!
Your short arms and legs are an advantage!
You can't move that fast!
It was fun today!
Next topic!
Shall we?
We don't have time!
Next topic!
Here it is!
"Show me the "zashiki warashi" you have at home."
Will it take time?
"Show me the "zashiki warashi" you have at home."
This "show me" series is very difficult!
It is!
We don't have it!
We don't!
I don't have it at all!
I'll say it!
I'd better say it!
I'm ready!
Do you know Yoshizawa Sugi?
I know!
It's a commercial!
I know Yoshizawa!
Did you do it?
This seat is really fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
The second question is...
Show me the zashiki warashi you have at home.
It seems like it will take some time for everyone to get ready.
Shall we go to Yoshizawa?
Let's go to Yoshizawa.
We haven't been there yet.
Everyone is getting ready.
Let's go to Yoshizawa.
I'm looking forward to it.
Wait a minute.
You're wearing something.
It's a hidden zashiki warashi.
It's a zashiki warashi.
You're wearing something.
It's a zashiki warashi.
I'm drooling.
Yoshizawa, you're slipping.
What's wrong?
Zashiki is a slippery type.
That's why it was a studio.
Apologize.
Apologize for now.
Apologize?
Apologize for slipping.
I'm sorry for slipping.
Can you show me what you had in your room earlier?
There was something, wasn't there?
What was in your bed earlier?
There it is.
This?
Yes, yes, yes. What's that in the back?
Who is it?
This is me.
Isn't it weird?
Isn't this Momoko?
Isn't her name Momoko?
Isn't it nice?
What is this?
Isn't it Momoko's picture?
Isn't it you?
No, it's me.
Isn't it your own picture?
Yes, she drew it for me.
What?
From you?
There was a famous painter.
He gave me a present for my birthday.
But I chose this size.
Cut it out, cut it out. It's big, it's big.
What?
Isn't it weird?
It's nice.
She cut it out at the right time.
She's proud of herself.
Did you get it?
Kobayashi-san cut it out.
Your voice...
I couldn't hear you.
Your wifi...
Did your wifi get stronger?
Can you show me what you had in your room earlier?
What is it?
Where is it?
Zashiki-warashi!
It's big! It's big!
Zashiki-warashi!
Something is coming!
It's big! It's big!
Zashiki-warashi is big, isn't it?
Isn't it bigger than your dad?
It's bigger than your dad!
It's bigger than your mom!
There you are, Zashiki-warashi.
Zashiki-warashi was scary.
There you are.
Are you okay?
I saw you. Thank you.
Thank you.
We don't have much time. Shall we move on?
Thank you.
Next is Shirafuji-san.
Is it this color?
Can you hear me?
Next is Kanoyura-chan.
Can you show me your Zashiki-warashi?
What kind of Zashiki-warashi is it?
It's a cute Zashiki-warashi.
It's a rice ball.
I'm Zashiki-warashi.
Nice to meet you!
Can you speak Zashiki-warashi that well?
Hello.
What's your name?
I'm Zashiki-warashi.
Mr. Zashiki-warashi.
Excuse me.
You're going to introduce yourself, aren't you?
What are you holding?
I'm eating a rice ball.
Go ahead and eat it.
Eat it.
Wait a minute.
Can you tell me your name?
I'm Zashiki Warashi.
Thank you! I'm going to cut it off.
Thank you!
It's cute. It's heavier than I thought.
It's cute, isn't it?
Zashiki Warashi talks a lot.
I didn't know that.
Next, Mighty.
Mighty!
It's done.
Is it done?
Yes.
Let's go to Mighty.
Isn't the picture cute?
It's cute. It's leaking, isn't it?
Where's Zashiki Warashi?
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Zashiki Warashi!
Oh, no!
Zashiki Warashi is over there!
What's wrong with you?
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
My butt is...
Should I cut it off?
Don't cut it off!
Look at me!
Yun-chan said it's done.
Matsumoto Yun-chan.
Matsumoto Yun-san.
Yes.
Please show me your "zashiki warashi" at home.
[Zashiki warashi]
Ah, it's funny. [Zashiki warashi]
[Zashiki warashi]
Huh? Huh?
[Zashiki warashi]
Ah, super!
[Zashiki warashi]
No, no!
It's cheap!
Why is it so cheap!?
[Zashiki warashi]
No, it's too cheap!
Ah, super!
I haven't seen this in a while!
[Zashiki warashi]
Why!?
[Zashiki warashi]
Let's play!
I'm scared! It's so cheap!
It's so cheap!
I'm scared!
It's wonderful! Thank you!
Thank you, Zashiki warashi!
It's amazing! Thank you!
What is this!?
It's so cheap! It's the size of Kouminkan!
It's so cheap!
I'm glad you said it like that!
Anything else?
Ishioka-san hasn't said it yet!
Ishioka-san said it pretty early!
Then let's go to Ishioka-san!
Please show me your Zashiki warashi!
I wonder if Zashiki warashi will come out...
She's eating something!
Is this Zashiki warashi?
What is she eating?
What is she doing?
Is she eating something in her swimsuit?
Is this Zashiki warashi?
Zashiki warashi is eating corn.
Do you know the meaning of this project?
The champion is angry!
The candidate is angry!
It doesn't look like Zashiki warashi.
Zashiki warashi is eating corn with green onions.
Do you know the meaning of this project?
I don't know!
Let's hang up.
Wait a minute!
The candidate is angry!
20 seconds left!
It's time to say goodbye!
Let's go to Yoshizawa!
15 seconds left!
Everyone, don't forget your embarrassment!
Let's meet again in good health!
For now, let's connect to Yoshizawa!
Oh no!
It's bad!
Oh no! Oh no!
It's bad! It's bad!
It's hot!
We're taking a break, right?
Wait, let's be careful...
Ahahahaha!
We're taking a break, right?!
Ahahahaha!