AISubs v3.5
Now, for the first time in 4 years, "Lotion Floor Iron Bar", the final battle is about to begin!
"Iron Bar", the flower of gymnastics competition.
This time, they'll challenge themselves to an iron bar on a lotion-covered floor with a ceiling camera.
They'll compete for how well they can perform.
The judges will rate each contestant with 10 points out of 10.
Who will be the queen?!
Now, let me introduce the contestants.
She belongs to "Memon Tetsunagi Gymnastics Club".
She's particular about how sticky the lotion is.
"Gesui Yosei", Yoshizawa Yuki!
The beauty of aerial posture is No. 1 in this competition!
Last year, for the first time in the world as blondes in all-American lotions,
her older sister succeeded in "you te maswa"!
Lotion popular Kobayashi Hiromi!
Next, with her artistic acting and sweet singing,
she won last year's "Yuka Tetsubou Rio de Janeiro" competition!
Her fashion sense is "mogura", kanji for "dashi" and "makuro"
She's not a "mogura", is she?
Next, with her iron rod dyed black and brown,
she's "sauce musume" from "Naniwa",
Kanzaki Sae!
Did you dye your hair?
With her "miso nikomi" style of "nikaiten hanhineri" and "sexy charin"
as well as "yagi no naki goe" (goat's cry)
she's got a variety of "waza" (skills)
A sexy "nagoya" coach, Ishiro Kamai!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Have you been resting?
I've been resting, but I haven't gone out!
Good luck, then!
Please wait for me!
Next, with her "goma dare" style of "ponzu",
she's "shabu-shabu" style of "shabu-shabu"
With her "debilu" style of "minagoroshi moijisa"
her "tokui waza" is "fakkyuu" from "zenpou nikai chuugairi"
Shino Tatsumi!
She was raised as "taimai" until she was four years old,
and then she devoted herself to humans.
She's well-known for her "scaled-up" acting.
She's 2.9 meters tall!
Nara!
Ayumi!
Next, a creative floor-fantasy star!
She can do anything from steel bars to meat bars!
She's from BCLA, California University of Monsters.
She's a genius crazy chaplin!
Yume...
Kana!
I'm looking forward to it!
As a new member, she's the only entry!
Will the fan-chosen fan be able to stir up a revolution in the lotion world?!
A new member of the lotion world!
Ayumi Yamagishi!
She's the only new member!
She can do many different moves, like "e-and", "tokachef" to "ein" and "molise" to "daffunda",
and she's the oldest member of the lotion world!
She's rich, but she's still a gold medalist!
Mihiro!
And finally, she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
She's a weapon that comes out of a customer!
She's won three world championships!
She's the absolute champion!
The lotion emperor!
Kami...wa!
I won!
Because I'm strong!
That's it for the 11 lotion princesses!
Who will stand at the top of the lotion world?!
First of all, Yuki Yoshizawa.
This "first of all" means a lot of pressure.
And Ms. Okubo, it's one of the goals of this award ceremony, isn't it?
That's right.
But she knows about the lotion the most,
so I'm sure she'll take the lotion to a good situation in the first place.
Really?
No, I'm talking.
I was praising you for a while.
Really?
Yes, yes, yes.
Please prepare it now.
It's Yuki Yoshizawa's performance!
All right, let's go!
It's Yuki Yoshizawa's performance!
Wow!
Beautiful!
She's using her hip muscles!
She's pulling the band up!
She's rotating it!
She's rotating it over and over!
She's at a high position!
She's doing her best!
She's able to stretch herself!
How is it going from there?
Oh, it's going up!
It's like a handstand!
That's amazing!
The power is amazing!
High muscle strength!
Muscle strength is required for this!
He's got the grip!
He's separated from the iron bar!
Now, from the head!
He's separated from the iron bar!
Wow!
The arena is filled with applause!
Now, we'll look back at the replay!
Wow!
It looks like a normal gymnastics!
And, Mitsura,
pull it up to the chest!
That's amazing!
First, from the morning,
he accelerates here and brings it to the heart!
I brought it with me with all my heart and soul.
It's this heart and soul, isn't it?
Yes.
It's amazing.
It's beautiful.
It's growing, isn't it?
Ms. Okubo, what do you think of this area of art?
No, this expression is wonderful.
After all, Yoshida is a player.
This is amazing.
It's wonderful.
This movement is a little surprising.
It's a surprising movement.
I would like to ask the judges for their rating.
9.5
9.0
The total score is 27.5.
That's great.
First of all, Yoshida made a red mark.
Thank you very much.
It's not a big deal.
I did it.
Now you know what kind of sport it is, don't you?
That's right.
I explained everything to you.
It's like you're playing a game of chess.
Next is the Russian Yankee Kobashin.
They are excited.
Please be careful.
Why are you looking at me?
Are you inviting me?
Why are you looking at me?
Her facial expression is not shown on the screen at all.
She is not sexy at all.
You are also cute.
You are not sexy at all.
It's Kobashin's performance.
Can she do it?
Wow!
Great!
Great forward rotation!
She stopped in the middle of the forward rotation.
Wow!
She stopped and caught it again.
She stopped in the middle of it and finished it.
Wow!
She dropped it!
Someone dropped it.
She landed it!
She landed it with both hands wide open! Kobayashi Hiromi!
Let's watch Kobayashi Hiromi's replay.
Mitsura-san, unlike Yoshida, you did a forward rotation this time.
Wow!
She did it in one go.
The power of her arms...
Wow!
She's determined.
She's looking at the camera.
Yes, she has a good expression.
9.5
8!
9.2!
27.5!
Wow!
Yoshizawa and Shui Tai!
Wow!
The speed!
It's great!
Even in the first ball, she turned around.
In this competition,
I think there are more and more young players who have grown up.
Next up is Kanjin Dashimakuri Mogura!
Her legs are long.
Wow!
I can't throw it far.
Rock-san!
Are you from Asakusa?
I'm from Rokkusa.
Wow!
It's beautiful when it shines.
It's beautiful.
This is...
Wow!
It's rhythmical.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
It's rhythmical.
Isn't it a little burnt?
Isn't it Mogura's color?
It's her natural color.
It's Kawakami Nanami's performance!
Nice to meet you!
Her grip is amazing!
And now...
Oh, with her feet!
She holds the iron bar with her feet!
Wow!
That's new!
And now, she twists her legs...
With her feet!
And it expands!
The concept of an iron bar!
It's like a ball dance!
As expected of Kawakami Nanami!
What's going on?
Is it floating in midair?
It's floating in midair!
Is it floating in midair?
It's floating in midair!
It's in midair, right now!
It's in midair!
Is it stuck somewhere?
Is she holding it with her shoulders?
She's holding it with her shoulders.
Now, she will show you her dancing!
The art Subaru is creating will be highly valuable!
That's right!
And now...
She extends her body...
Her foot...
She holds it in midair!
No, I'm in the air!
I'll kill you!
Am I still in the air?
Am I still in the air? I've never said that.
Once again, this is a trick of Poland.
It's a diagonal line.
8, 8.3, 9.0
The total score is...
25.3! It's not even close to the top!
Sexy Nagoya girl for a week!
I haven't been participating in matches lately, so I haven't grasped the feeling of a match yet.
But it depends on this, so it also depends on my future results.
Eeeh!
It's been a while.
Sexy Nagoya girl.
I have to show my true self.
Eeeh!
It's coming out of my shoulders.
You don't hate me, do you?
Eeeh!
You haven't been participating in matches lately.
It's been a while.
Eeeh!
That's nice.
You did it well.
Now, I'm going to show you my performance of "Mai Ishioka", which you haven't seen in a while.
Eeeh!
She can't get her hands off her earphones!
It's working!
She can remember herself!
With this cry, you can remember your past self!
Oh, he's changing his weapon.
It's a smooth movement.
It's like swimming in water.
He's controlling it.
Is he controlling his own body?
No!
His eyes have rotated.
No!
His eyes have rotated.
No!
His eyes have rotated.
His touch is wonderful!
He spreads his arms and makes a touch.
Let's watch it in replay.
Kurosawa changed his posture several times.
It's the first time for him to raise his body.
He was crying while doing it.
He was crying while pushing his chest against the bar.
8.3
8.5
8.0
His total score is 24.8.
He is not in the top 20.
Highminzer Giant Nara.
Next is...
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it?
It's Nara's finger.
What is it?
I don't like it.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Something came into the bath.
I don't like it.
You'll get sunburned.
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
I don't like it.
I'm scared!
I don't like it.
Are you going to drink it?
No!
She drank it!
Stop it!
She drank it!
Why did you drink it?
Stop it!
I'm scared! I don't like it!
Stop it!
I don't like it!
I'm scared!
Are you hungry?
I'm scared!
Okay, let's watch it.
2.9 meters.
It's Nara and Ayumi's performance.
Let's watch it!
Oh!
She fell down!
She fell down because she was too far away from despair.
Nara and Ayumi are both disqualified!
Next up is the first experience of Lotion.
Tatsumi's Devil Despair didn't get any points!
Kanzaki's Special Move "Wow! Wow! Wow!" didn't get any points!
And the new member, Yamagishi, showed off his beautiful standing move and got high points!
As you can see, there are only three places left!
Will there be a third place for the first time in history?!
Crazy Chaplin Ayumi!
Crazy!
She's crazy!
Dreamers are strong at times like this!
I'm scared of her eyes!
She went in!
Will she use that wall?
Go down! Go down!
You're disqualified! You're disqualified!
You're disqualified!
Go back! Go back!
You're disqualified!
Crazy Chaplin's dreamlike performance!
The first move is to connect with legs.
And then...
Oh! She's moving fast!
Smooth movement!
She's fast! I don't know!
And then, she connects with legs...
Come on! Come closer!
Oh! She's scratching her back!
She's dancing in the air!
Furthermore...
She's controlling her toes...
She's posing...
It's like a firework!
Wow!
There are so many sparks!
There are so many!
It's amazing!
It's flying in the air!
It hit it!
It hit the head of a man!
But is it OK?
Is it OK?
It's a win for SONOBA!
Let's look back at the replay.
It was amazing.
It's fast from here.
The movement is fast.
I can't keep up with the movement even after grabbing the head.
It's moving slowly.
It's a life-and-death performance. I can feel her soul.
9.5, 9.3, 9.4!
The total score is 28.2!
It's a win for YUME KANA!
She's crying.
I'm happy.
She's crying.
It's crazy.
It's crazy to cry in this competition.
I don't know how she feels at all.
FANTASTIC KUSOBABA MIHIRO!
Next up is MIHIRO!
Will you do me a favor today?
It's okay.
I don't need it.
It's okay.
A lot of guys are watching you.
Will you do me a favor?
It's a shame for you, isn't it?
Since you're here, can you watch me?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being with you.
Let's put on our mitts for now.
Well...
Hey!
Hey, camera man!
What are you doing?
Camera man!
You couldn't hold back, right?
I couldn't hold back.
He's irritated!
Never let go of his hand, camera man!
Camera man!
I'm sorry.
I thought you were funny.
Camera man couldn't hold back.
It's because the viewer rating went up.
It's because it's old.
Nobody wants it that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nobody wants it that way.
Even a taxi...
The camera man...
Hey, camera man!
Camera man!
Camera man, hey...
Camera man!
How do you feel?
I'm irritated.
You're irritating me!
I'm irritated.
Should we take off our mitts?
What?
M-m-m-mits...
Should we take off our m-m-m-mits?
M-m-m-m-mits...
Hurry up and go!
It's a shame, but...
I want to go home quickly, everyone.
I don't want to do that anymore.
Let's begin.
It's Mihiro's performance!
What?!
No!
You're disqualified!
Disqualified!
Accident!
You're disqualified!
I'm in the middle of it!
You want to go home, right?
Yes, it's okay.
I can't do it today.
Disqualified.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Please go home!
Newcomers, look at this!
I saw it!
Isn't it amazing? As expected of the first generation!
Right?
It's different.
However, Mr. Okubo, it's desperate.
The level is different.
No, it's wonderful.
Yes.
This is the power of the first generation.
It's really cool.
It's really wonderful to laugh in a short range.
Excuse me, I have some information.
Yes.
I'm shaking lightly.
It's okay, it's your brain, is it okay?
Are you happy?
I'm frustrated.
It's refreshing.
Thank you very much.
People who used to be so popular are getting tired.
There is such a thing as an era.
Did you get cold with water?
Then put on a towel.
Take care of yourself.
Lotion Emperor Mikami!
Finally, Mikami Yoa, who is said to be the Lotion Emperor!
Nice to meet you.
This person is in a bad place.
There may be people who are looking forward to it again.
But I tied it up tightly today.
It's always too loose.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's loose and tight today.
It's okay, it's strict today.
This won't come off.
It's okay.
It's shaking a lot.
I hope there will be more customers.
Ah!
The sensitivity is good today as well.
It's perfect today.
It's because the sensitivity is great.
Ah!
I can feel it more than anyone else.
Does it feel that good?
The cameraman is getting really close.
Ah!
It came off.
Ah!
It's not coming off.
It's completely different.
It's not tight enough.
Ah!
Your tongue came out.
You're not drunk at all.
What? What are you doing?
What do you want me to do?
You're really drunk.
I want to take a picture of you.
You have a bad sense of humor.
You!
Call me and take a picture of me, too!
Hita.
Take a picture of me.
Isn't it funny to be with you?
It's funny!
Get out of here!
There's an emperor's performance.
Today, we're going to seal Borori and fight.
It's Mikami and Yua's performance.
Here we go!
Hita!
That mpre is...
His howling voice is wonderful.
Wonderful.
And...
Rubbing.
Rubbing with his legs.
Rubbing.
Amazing technique.
This is too much for me.
What?
Wait a minute.
Are you kidding me?
No way!
Your boobs will come out!
Oh, my goodness!
Why did you do that?
I don't know why.
Has she been caught up in despair?
I don't know if it's a replay or not.
Is she going to do a spinning move?
She's finally acting normally.
What?
Isn't it acting?
All of a sudden?
When did you do it?
When I got into acting...
I don't know.
It's a secret.
She hasn't done it even three times.
She really got into it by accident.
If it was really an accident,
she would have done it only for the first time.
Judges,
what score did you give her?
9.5, 9.7, 10.0!
10.0 points!
So,
the total score is...
29.2!
She's the winner!
Congratulations!
I'm so happy!
She did it!
I'm so happy!
She hasn't done it even three times.
She really got into it by accident.
She hasn't done it only for the first time.
She should have stopped.
She didn't do much, but she's annoying.
If you say that,
I'll really get depressed.
I'll get depressed.
Are you weak?
Mikami Yua is...
the winner!
It's fine.
What are you doing?
You're making the same comment as me, "Because you overcame the accident," you idiot!
You idiot!
You'll be executed, too.
Be careful.
It's an execution.
There will be an execution this time, too.
Mr. Okubo, please announce it.
You may have an idea of it, but this execution is...
Matsumoto Yun!
It's you!
You're not saying anything right now, right?
For this time, for about two hours.
No, no, not at all.
I have no respect for you.
Please do it alone.
I won't increase it in any way.
I'll do it alone.
Alone.
You're not saying anything right now, right?
I'm studying.
Things like this happen, you know?
I'll do it first.
Huh? No one's coming?