AISubs v3.5
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Wish, wish (No, no, no)
Imagine amazing (No, no, no)
Now, midnight sports day has begun. This week is also an emergency live broadcast following last week.
Yeah!
After all, we have to keep social distance, so this time too, Masukasu, Lida, Daigo, Yoshizawa and I.
Yes! This week, I put in a little effort and dressed like a girl's club, but I'm wearing a jacket.
It's amazing, isn't it? When you're alone, you start showing your personality, right?
It's not like your usual uniform. (How is it? This feeling.)
My boots are also see-through.
You're right! Erotic!
No, it's a little erotic girl's hole.
Why are you dancing in vain when there are few people like this?
No, I'm happy to be able to come to the live broadcast.
Well, that's right. (To be able to come to the studio.)
However, even if we send it to the minimum studio, it is still that today.
Last time, it was popular.
Even if you are at home, you have to be erotic and interesting.
So, in connection with the mascots of "At Home, Waiting for You", we did "At Home".
It seems like it was very popular. (It's very popular.)
This time it was popular, so we will do an enlarged version in 15 minutes. (Yay!)
Now, based on last time, there are two candidates for the championship.
I know most of them. (Do you know?)
I know most of them. (Mikami and... Mikami was also good, wasn't she?)
Yes, it was good. (Yes, it was good.)
Mikami and Kobayashi Oyako.
It's Oyako, right?
It's Kobayashi Oyako's mother's power.
It was very interesting.
She didn't say a word. (That's right.)
It's amazing that you can laugh like that without speaking.
At that time, she brought vegetables and made something like a men's machine. (No, I didn't.)
So, I'm looking forward to this time as well. (I'm looking forward to it.)
I've already received LINE messages. (Oh, from the members?)
I think we all met last week, so we're cautious this week.
I'm sure you're already at home, right?
"Shut up, guests." "See-through" or "I don't care."
It's like Kawakami.
This guy...
You're noisy.
Kawakami, we're going to see you today.
Please be prepared.
Everyone, please tell me a topic.
It's already coming.
You're turning your shoulders around a lot now.
I'm really aiming for home.
This is Yankoba, Kobayashi. (Kobayashi.)
She's already a candidate.
I think it's really scary.
It's scary.
You suddenly get excited at home and suddenly get angry and become alone.
Yoshida-san, you've gotten a little fatter.
I think I've lost weight compared to last week.
I don't know.
I don't know you. I didn't see you much last week.
I worked hard for a week.
And this time...
Oh, is this person participating as a home candidate?
Huh? Who is it?
Will you let me participate?
Oh my!
This person has a long career.
Shall we call him?
Let's connect.
Good evening!
How are you?
It's been a while for me, too.
Hey!
Please show me the screen!
Ma'am, the screen isn't showing up!
Ma'am?
Ma'am!
She's here!
Huh?
Aren't you Ms. Mitsura?
How are you? It's been a while!
It's been a while, but don't speak in such a loud voice!
Why? Where are you? You're at someone's house, right?
I'm at home, but I'm at my sister's house, so I'm all alone right now.
Oh, I see.
I heard a rumor, but you're staying at your sister's house, right?
Yes, I am.
I was going to study abroad in Canada, but I couldn't change my apartment contract, and I was only allowed to go out.
Oh, I see.
So I couldn't find a house, and my sister was kind enough to invite me over for a night.
At first, my sister thought it would only be for about a week and invited me over.
But I'm sure it's only for a month or a week or two.
But you know...
She's all alone.
For my sister's family, it's kind of like, "That's enough."
Of course it is!
She's always...
She's always running around in the middle of the night.
I mean, you don't have a job, so you're always at home, right?
That's right.
But you know...
That's amazing!
But you know, in the morning, you don't have to do the laundry, you don't have to clean the stairs, you don't have to say, "I'm working," and you don't have to do much of a favor.
You talk a lot.
I know you've been talking for a while, but you talk a lot, don't you?
Don't make fun of me!
Mitsuura-san, did you watch the last live broadcast of this show? Do you know it? You're drinking tea.
I want to see it! I want to see it!
Is it okay for you to participate in this show?
I can't do it! I don't like it!
Well, well, everyone is participating with full tension.
Right? I can't do it!
I'm alone in the middle of the night.
I can't do it!
I'm happy you're participating.
This is an entry.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please show us your acting skills for more than 20 years.
I can't do it!
You are free to use your body.
I can't do it!
You can't do it?
I'll start, so do your best!
You might want to start earlier.
I understand.
Shall we start?
The mascot members will also start now.
Everyone, please get ready.
Everyone is watching now.
Let's get started.
Who is the funny person in Erock?
It's decided!
Yoshizawa knows the group line this time as well.
We will tell you the topic from there.
We will send a message to everyone.
Let's start with the first topic.
The first topic is...
Please do intense dancing while singing as much as you can.
- Sometimes it's a hassle to do it in a short period of time. - Yes, it is.
- But I think tension is important. - Yes, it is.
- Tension is very important. - Yes.
- It's hard to do it in the first try. - Yes, it is.
- Everyone... - You have to do your best.
I'm sure you're spending most of your time alone in self-restraint.
- It's hard to do it in the first try. - Yes.
Today's record is quite fast. 13 people are watching.
- It's fast. - Last time it was 5 or 6.
- That's right. - I did it! Kurosawa!
- It's Kurosawa. - Kurosawa Mirei?
- Can you do it? - Can you do a top batter?
- It's scary, but do you want to try it? - Let's try it.
- Kurosawa! - Kurosawa!
- Kurosawa Mirei! - It's fast.
- This diagonal angle is annoying. - Yes, it is.
Please do intense dancing while singing as much as you can.
- Kurosawa! - Yes!
Is he eating?
- Is he thin? - Yes.
- Please do it! - Yes, I'll do it!
- Do intense dancing while singing. - I'll do it!
- Yes! - Yes!
I think that's enough.
- Shall we do something else? - Shall we cut it?
- Let's cut it. - Let's cut it. Let's cut it quickly.
It's quite fast now.
- The hurdle is lowered for now. - I'm glad it's my first try.
- Right? - Yes.
- It's getting faster. - If it's Matsuoka or Ishioka...
- Matsuoka is getting faster now. - Then let's go with Matsuoka.
- How about Ishioka? - Shall we go with Ishioka?
- Ishioka.
Ishioka... Again...
"Hey, why are you doing this?" Kurosawa is saying.
- Ishioka! - Yes!
Please do intense dancing while singing as much as you can.
What are you saying?
What kind of concept is this?
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
Do you want to see it?
No, no, no.
No, wait. Is it over?
Is that all you want?
Wow.
She's letting it end on her own.
That's amazing.
You've gone pretty reckless.
Can you still do it? Can you do it from there?
From there?
Please do intense dancing while singing.
Ah!
I want to change my item.
Isn't it for removing miso? Miso soup.
There is little variation.
She doesn't have it.
Do you have anything else?
It's not bye-bye.
If you have anything else, please. Do you have it?
I do.
Do you have it? Please.
I want a little different one.
Is it for rap?
But you look happy.
I know you look happy.
I'm glad.
I haven't seen you like this for a long time.
Are you okay?
Are you done?
I still have it.
You still have it.
You are persistent.
She is aiming for her own item.
Everyone is aiming for their own item.
I can feel their motivation.
Please.
It's been a while.
She is just changing what she has.
She is rolling the screen.
Are you lonely at home?
I want a little different one.
Are you done?
I'm done. I'm going to cut it.
Thank you.
I might go again.
Please raise your tension.
Let's cut it.
Wow.
She brought various kitchen tools.
She brought "nara-chan" and "matsumoto-yun".
"Mihiro", "kawakami" and "nara-chan".
Let's go with "nara-chan".
"nara-chan".
It looks like "nara-chan".
I can't predict it.
Please sing.
What?
Please sing and dance.
Thank you.
I'm going.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Peechikupachiku.
Peechikupachiku?
Why? Why?
What's with this outfit?
You're out of focus.
You said "peechikupachiku."
It's been a while since I heard you say "peechikupachiku."
Thank you.
Nana-san, what is "peach party"?
It's funny.
When I was in elementary school, I used to sing while crushing dolls.
That's scary.
You used to sing while crushing dolls.
One more time.
Please do it with full tension.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Peach party, peach party, peach party, peach party.
It's amazing that you can sing "peach party" alone.
It's amazing.
It's intense.
Peach party, peach party, peach party.
You should be humiliated.
You should be punished.
Nana-san.
Nana-san, what is that green thing in your room?
It's a mascot and...
It's a merchandise.
It's an exercise machine.
Did you use it when you were a student?
Yes, I did.
It's a great green outfit.
Thank you.
I'll do it again. Please do it with full tension.
Thank you.
YUN MATSUMOTO.
YUN MATSUMOTO is full of energy.
I've never seen you like that.
I used to dance. I'm good at dancing.
I see.
YUN MATSUMOTO.
As much as you can...
I don't know what you're going to do with your face.
Please dance as hard as you can while singing.
Yes, I'll do it.
♪
What are you singing?
It's "NICKI MIRAGE".
It's intense.
More!
You can do it!
Don't make your own limits and do it!
You can do it!
Go!
♪
It's okay. It's intense.
It's intense.
♪
It's intense. It's okay.
♪
Okay!
♪
It's really good.
It's a high score.
It's intense. It was intense.
I saw something I didn't know. Thank you.
I'll go again.
It's okay.
Thank you.
It's better for you to spill water.
MIHIRO.
MIHIRO, will you do it?
Can you do it?
Is MITSURO moving? Is she okay?
Is MITSURO sleeping?
MIHIRO, will you do it?
MIHIRO, you're quite old.
Can you do intense movements?
If you do intense movements at night, you'll hurt yourself.
It's not good for you.
You have to drink chondroitin.
MIHIRO.
Huh?
I'm going to show you this screen.
Huh?
MIHIRO.
The screen...
Here it is!
Please do intense dancing.
Okay.
Can you do it?
♪
Canada!
I feel the times.
Can you do other movements?
It's live streaming.
Canada!
Do you need it, Nihiro-san? Your butt or something like that?
I can't forget my old glory.
Is there anything else?
Anything else...
Ah!
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me...
On the screen, our voices are not quite in sync.
You're a bit off key, Mihiro-san.
Can you go again? Could you repeat? Could you stop?
Is there someone who would stop it?
Could you stop?
I'll do it next time.
Thank you very much.
Kawakami is amazing. She can do it.
She was composing "Stay Home Chu"
I don't know how to say it in Japanese.
Do you want to hear her original song?
I want to see Kawakami.
Kawakami can do this kind of thing.
Is she a good singer?
Yes!
Kawakami, please show us your intense dance.
Okay!
She's wearing a hat and...
Let's cut it out. Let's cut it out. Let's cut it out.
I don't like wearing a hat and sunglasses to create a sense of the world.
There's something like that, isn't there, Kawakami?
She's an actress, so...
I don't want to see it anymore.
Kobayashi is here. Yumekana is here, too.
Shall we go to Kobayashi?
Is your mother at home today?
Yeah.
Last week...
But I think she's at home for a while.
I think she's here.
It's hard for me to move around.
She's here!
She's at home.
She's at home like this.
She's not here.
I'm sorry, Kobayashi-san, but please dance and sing while dancing hard.
Oh, but she's here.
She's in there.
Yeah, it's amazing.
A solo performance?!
She's at home!
Is it a solo performance?
That cooler feels old.
Wait a minute!
Your mother is here!
Your mother is already angry!
Is your mother coming? Is she watching?
Is your mother coming?
Which one is it?
Your mother...
Your mother is here!
Your mother...
Your mother is here!
Your mother...
Your mother is half of it, isn't she? She's pretty modest.
Can I have some more?
Your mother is in a bad mood.
Your mother...
That's a unique dance, Your mother!
Ah! Your mother!
Your mother, is that a UFO? What is it?
What is that?
Your mother...
Good dance, as usual!
It's really good!
You're doing great as usual! Please continue like that, Your mother!
Your mother, how are you feeling today?
Your mother!
Mom!
Mom, you can't go out like that.
Mom, how are you doing?
Mom!
Let's cut it!
Cut it! Cut it!
Cut it!
Mom, my legs and waist are...
Mom, put your hands down.
I can't do it.
Let's cut it for now. Please prepare for the next one.
Let's cut it for now.
Wait a minute! I'm tearing up.
I asked her "How are you doing?" and she said "I'm about to collapse."
Oh my god!
Mom!
I'm so worried about you!
I think you're a little more energetic than usual.
I've been working out all of a sudden.
Who's next?
Is it Yumekana?
Yumekana...
I wonder if Yumekana is doing well.
Isn't my partner here?
That's amazing.
Does she want to participate?
Oh, I see.
Yumekana...
Isn't this bed too big?
It's kind of scary.
I'm sorry.
It has a ceiling.
Shall we have you dance for now?
Please sing while dancing vigorously.
And your costume...
Yumekana looks dangerous.
You look like an old Greek.
It's on.
Yumekana...
Is it on?
Please! It's on, right?
It's on!
Is it on?
It's on!
Yumekana has a unique...
I wonder what I'm doing.
Oh, it's on.
She said "sex on the beach."
Please sing.
I'm scared.
Yumekana, I'm scared.
She said "sex on the beach."
She suddenly went back to being a cow.
You can still do it! You still have time, Yumekana!
Please sing!
I'm sorry.
Do it vigorously.
Yumekana...
What kind of music is that?
Is copyright a problem?
Let's cut it out.
Copyright might be a problem.
It's dangerous!
A lot of things are dangerous!
Copyright issues and...
I wonder if they're doing something.
It was a little dangerous.
I hope it's alcohol.
Mitsura-san is here.
Let's go!
Mitsura-san, let's go.
What's with this receptionist?
This is my little sister's house.
You're right, it's intense.
How intense can it be?
She's here!
Let's go!
What did you say?
Mitsura-san's family is right next to you.
It's not intense, but...
She's using her hands and feet well.
She cut it herself.
She knows where to cut it herself.
She's a professional.
She's also cutting oranges.
Do you want to go, Mikami?
She said "it's embarrassing" in her dream.
The icon has changed from last week.
It's amazing.
There it is!
Mikami-san!
Please do an intense dance while singing.
It's better not to play music.
Is music difficult?
Except for mascots.
I'll start.
Are you okay?
Let's go!
Fire!
It's a happy song.
It's their song.
- But you're getting weak. - I don't know when it'll end.
- Mikami-san, how do you feel now? - It's really painful.
- It's really painful to sing an idol song from the past. - Mikami-san's song from the past.
- An idol song from the past. - That's right.
- I get it when I sing it at a concert. - That's true.
- How do you feel now? - It's painful.
- Thank you. - We still have more. Please do it again.
- Thank you. Let's cut it off. - Momo-chan.
- Nara-san? - Nara-san? Do you want to go, Nara - chan?
- Nara-san, let's connect. - I want to see it.
- It was "peach" and "parchik" temperature. - Right.
- Nara-chan. - I wanted to do it.
- Nara-san, we connected. - I want it.
- Please dance. - Dance? Okay.
- Nara-san, don't let your guard down. - One, two.
- One, two, three, four. - One, two, three, four.
- I'm getting it. - Thank you.
- It's different now. - Let's do Momo-chan.
- We connected. - Let's go for "peach".
- Momo-chan is joining us. - Momo-chan is energetic.
- That's right. - She is always quiet.
- Momo-chan has her own atmosphere.
- Momo-chan, please sing and dance. - Okay.
I'm going to start. TV, radio, and train are running so much.
- I'm going to start. - Are you Yoshi Ikuzo-san?
I don't like this.
- Why? - I'm Akio Saito-san.
I'm going to Tokyo and sing Zenitka in Tokyo.
- What's wrong? - Hey!
- Are you kidding me?
- It's over. - Thank you!
- Let's cut it. - Thank you!
- You cut it yourself. - That's good.
Everyone remembers that they cut it themselves.
- If you're persistent, please be persistent. - I think it's tough.
- Is it enough? - It's a good start, everyone.
The live broadcast will end soon, so let's move on to the next topic.
- The next topic is...
- Shall we go with this one? - Yes.
Please show us the "toilet god" who lives in your house.
It seems like the "toilet god" lives in your house.
- Yes, that's right. - Yes, I know.
- You remember it quickly. - You're watching over me.
- Please show me the "toilet god". - "Toilet god".
- It's kind of free, right? - That's right.
- It's up to you... - It depends on what world you're in.
- It's up to you to decide. - I haven't sung "kawakami" yet.
- How much do you want to sing? - I forgot about "kawakami".
- I wore a hat and sunglasses and sang "kawakami". - You cut it off just before you sang it.
- "kawakami", it's your chance. - I can sing "kawakami", right?
- Everyone, you have a chance. - Yes.
Will someone come?
It's true that it's your first time.
I'm sure everyone is confused right now.
I wish it was a studio.
I absolutely hate it!
Absolutely impossible!
I said it alone after this, but I don't want to be alone.
In a quiet room.
You don't know if you're receiving it or not, do you?
And it's time for "alone" again.
This project is really mentally draining.
This topic doesn't come up much.
Please participate, everyone!
I'll call you from here.
It's a live broadcast, so...
Oh, it's here!
Fujiwara!
Fujiwara?!
You have no mark...
Oh, it's Matsuo!
You...
Matsuo!
You haven't done it before.
No, last week...
They're the ones who did it last week.
Yeah.
Mihiro-san is here!
Let's go, Mihiro!
Let's go, Mihiro-san!
Matsuo and...
Fujiwara...
These guys are persistent!
Fujiwara must be doing something at home.
Mihiro-san!
Show me your toilet paper!
Hahaha!
Oh my gosh!
Is your toilet paper this ugly?
Oh my gosh!
It's so pathetic!
I feel sorry for you, but...
It looks like a broom, but...
It's a toilet paper!
It's nice. It makes me happy.
It makes me smile.
Hahaha!
Let's cut it.
Thank you.
It's nice, but...
Kurosawa is here, too.
Let's cut it.
Can you do it?
Let's cut it.
You cut it a little bit.
It's nice to have a frame-in.
Yes.
Huh?
Kurosawa, show me your toilet paper!
Hahaha!
What...
Hahaha!
What's going on?
Hahaha!
Oh my gosh!
What's going on?
Oh my gosh!
You tied your nose once, and...
you tied it up, didn't you?
It's terrible!
It's like cellotape.
Hahaha!
You wrapped it in a wrap and...
Hahaha!
That's weird.
Hahaha!
You're so nice, Akira Shimizu.
Wow!
What?
You're so nice, Akira Shimizu.
Wow!
I respect you.
Thank you for cutting it.
Hahaha!
It's nice you didn't say anything.
Matsumoto Yuin!
- We connected too quickly. - Ishioka!
- We connected too quickly. - Ishioka, do you want to go?
Ishio...
"Wait a minute," she said, Gun-chan.
- "Wait a minute," she said. - If you say "frame in" is more interesting,
there are also patterns where you don't make it in time.
- There's a time difference between broadcasting and probably... - Yes, yes, yes.
Ishioka's toilet god.
Can you do it?
Oh, it's cut.
It's cut? Did it run away?
It said "Yun-chan, please don't cut it."
Oh, it's coming.
Everyone is trying different things.
Everyone's is of high quality and they're probably decorating it.
Let's go with a different person.
Kobayashi.
Kobayashi, let's go.
Sounds good.
Let's connect with Kobayashi.
How is Kobayashi's toilet god like?
A week ago, I felt like I couldn't do it.
No way!
Is it a baby's toilet?
Why does your mother always make you cut it in half?
I'm waiting.
It's like a toilet god.
It's like a toilet, isn't it?
Benzacover.
Are you going to do it together?
Your mother is here.
What do you have?
Your mother is taking her time.
Wait, wait!
Isn't there something in it?
Your mother!
What?
Wait!
Your mother is wearing a brief!
Isn't it a little fluffy?
What?
Your mother!
Who is your mother?
Is it your father's brief?
It's because you're a toilet god.
Your pants are...
Is it that?
Your mother!
She's hiding her father's gloves.
A turtle and a brief.
She's wearing something like a belt with a rubber band.
Is it your father's brief?
Yes!
I see.
Your mother!
You have too many characters!
I want to pay my respects to your mother.
Thank you very much.
Mother, how are you today?
How are you today?
I said "chonte" (a little)
You said "chonte" (a little)
I said "chonte" (a little)
Using "kame" (turtle)
"chonte" (a little)
That's good, mother.
It's not that funny when you make me say it.
No, no, this is good, mother.
Thank you very much.
I will go again, Kobayashi-yoko.
Thank you very much!
If you find "tsupatami", please contact me again.
Yes, thank you very much!
Nara-chan, would you like to go next?
Oh, that's good.
Nara-chan.
Nara family's toilet goddess.
Yes, there are quite a lot of things coming now.
Peacock's appearance, too.
Nara family's toilet goddess.
Let's go.
How is it?
Oh, that's good.
I will frame you.
Oh, what is it?
What is it?
You are wearing white.
What is it?
You are saying something.
I am a toilet goddess.
She said her name honestly.
What is your name?
My name is...
Toilet's green goddess.
Let's cut it.
Toilet's green goddess.
Green goddess.
Green goddess?
Green goddess of the toilet.
Would you like to go with "mikami"?
Let's go with "mikami".
Mikami family's toilet goddess.
Everyone is funny.
Oh, it's connected.
You are framing me.
I am framing you.
I saw it.
You are framing me.
Your appearance is getting sexy.
Are you a toilet goddess?
Yes.
How do you feel now?
It's getting harder and harder.
Don't lift up your boobs.
It's hard.
You don't have to touch my boobs.
Just be careful not to drop them.
You were doing that style in "Gorilla" too.
I like that style.
Do you want to go to "Momonogi"?
Let's go, Momo-chan.
Thank you.
"Momonogi"'s toilet goddess.
Momo-chan too.
Momo-chan, the camera is not working.
The camera is off.
Let's go.
You look sexy now.
Are you sitting in a pot?
Is it a humidifier?
Humidifier?
Momo-chan?
Are you stepping on something?
God, are you coming out?
Momo-chan?
What's wrong?
It's over.
No, no.
You just pooped, didn't you?
It's over.
Can you do it yourself?
What's wrong with you, Momo-chan?
I know. You don't want to be pushed into a corner, do you?
Do you want to go with us?
Can you do it, teacher?
Shall we connect?
Teacher...
Teacher, you know...
The situation is...
It's not good for you to stay in the house all day.
Isn't he in the bathroom?
And...
What is that red bandana?
Panties?
You're wearing panties!
You're wearing red panties!
Are you putting something in your cheeks?
Are you eating something?
God, your cheeks are bulging.
God...
I'm eating beans.
What is it?
Beans.
God, you like beans, don't you?
He's in the bathroom, isn't he?
Is God in the bathroom right now?
Yes.
He's cute.
He looks like an old woman.
An old woman...
If you can't take it anymore, you can cut it yourself.
Yes.
Yes!
His face! His face!
His last face is terrible!
God Takao...
I did it. I'm not confident.
Shall we do it?
Let's do it.
He's putting something in his cheeks, isn't he?
I'm not confident.
You haven't sung that song before, so you can't digest it.
You hear it, right?
It's nice.
He's putting a cardboard.
Ega-chan!
That's Ega-chan, isn't it?
Ega-chan!
That's Ega-chan, isn't it?
You call Ega-chan?
Ega-chan?
Ega-chan has small eyes!
That's Ega-chan, isn't it?
Who is it?
Ah! It's Egashira-san!
The God of the Toilet!
Egashira-san, you love him, don't you?
He's been called "the God of the Toilet" for a while now.
Egashira-san, you love him, don't you?
Give me a stay-home.
What?
Give me a stay-home, everyone.
Let's cut it out.
I want you to take the topic seriously.
I heard you were able to get dressed.
I didn't have confidence earlier and couldn't connect.
It seems like you were the "Tomorrow's Joe" earlier.
"Tomorrow's Joe" ... I've heard of a safe guy.
Oh, that's why you were wearing gloves.
Broccoli?
Isshoka-san, are you the "God of the Toilet"?
I am the "God of the Toilet".
Hey, what are you doing?
She looks like a goddess.
Hey, what are you doing?
Are you putting broccoli in your drink, you idiot?
What do you mean?
Don't waste food.
Do you have broccoli in the toilet?
God!
I am the "God of the Toilet".
If you insist so much, I guess you do.
I'm just saying it.
What is that broccoli, God?
I love broccoli.
What is it?
We can't talk.
We can't.
Let's cut it out.
Oh, I cut it out earlier.
Let's go with "Yun Matsumoto".
Oh, "Yun Matsumoto".
The framing didn't go well earlier.
I cut it out earlier.
From the beginning.
There may have been something from there.
"Yun Matsumoto".
Everyone has a tool for killing themselves.
Right?
That's true.
"Yun Matsumoto".
Shall we watch it?
Yes, please.
God!
God?
His movements are strange.
God, are you excited?
I'll be out soon!
Before you leave, please do your best.
Do your best!
Thank you.
That's quite "thank you".
Thank you.
How do you feel now?
It's quite strict.
It is strict.
The whole society is strict now.
Strictness is the same everywhere.
Let's get over it!
Thank you.
Let's do our best!
Thank you.
Let's do our best at STAY HOME!
I see.
Directly, right?
So, we're going to watch Kobayashi from here, right?
Yes.
Kobayashi-san, we don't have much time left.
Can you show us something a little erotic in Kobayashi-ken?
Yes.
I did it last week, too.
I want to see something a little erotic in Kobayashi-ken.
Kobayashi-san, we're going to connect you, so please get ready.
I think you're in a hurry now.
Let me send you a message.
Did you make curry?
Or carrots?
I might have made it last week.
With carrots and potatoes.
I think it was kiwi.
Oh, it was kiwi and carrots.
It was kiwi and carrots.
Did you eat it?
We only have two minutes left, Kobayashi-san!
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Shall we connect you?
Shall we go, Kobayashi?
Shall we go, Kobayashi-san?
We're connecting you.
She's running around in her room.
Can you show us something erotic, Kobayashi-keno?
Excuse me, my mother is running now.
Is your mother getting ready now?
Wait, isn't there something in it?
She's wearing a brief.
Your daughter is also wearing a brief.
Daughter...
What kind of parent and child is this?
Parent and child are wearing briefs...
Mother...
Mother!
It's getting longer!
Is it an egg? What is it?
A beaver!
A beaver?
A beaver and a cucumber!
Wow, a beaver is like a parent and child!
There's a beaver!
A collaboration of fruits and vegetables!
Mother, please don't take it out of the brief!
Please don't put it in the brief!
Thank you very much!
It's time, isn't it?
We're going to do a giveaway this time!
We thought about what we could do with the things you had in your rooms,
but we're going to give you the brief you were wearing at Kobayashi-keno!
I don't know if it's your mother's or your daughter's.
Maybe it's your father's.
We're going to give you that.
We're going to announce it later on Twitter, so please check it out and apply!
How was it?
We laughed a lot this time, too!
It was so much fun!
"Stay Home" will continue next week, so let's meet again next week at this time!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Bye-bye!