AISubs v3.5
(Please, please, imagine a better time)
Now, it has begun. Midnight's big sports day. Tonight, we have an emergency live broadcast!
Yay!
I say "yay", but it's a difficult situation due to Corona.
With me, Okubo, mascot, leader, Yoshizawa!
That's right. I'm alone, but it's been a while since I did a live broadcast, so I'm looking forward to it.
I don't usually talk, so I don't talk much.
That's right!
I haven't talked recently.
That's right, it's been a while since I talked.
That's right. So, Mitsura-san and Kurosawa-san aren't here.
The mascots are only Yoshizawa and the studio is empty.
I see.
Well, I was a little worried about Kurosawa-san, but he's doing well!
Oh, really?
I get a lot of calls.
I get calls almost every day, like "what did you eat last night?"
I see!
Or "Tsurumetsu-san's radio show has begun."
Hahaha!
He's teaching me a mysterious radio show.
Cute!
I think he's self-restraining at home now.
Yes, yes.
So you don't have to worry about him, everyone.
I'm glad.
But today, I think all of the mascots are self- restrained and at home, but aren't they amazing?
They're greedy, too.
No, they're greedy.
Right?
Yes.
You know, they walk around the city.
They go on a secret mission or something like that.
They tend to go on secret missions.
They tend to go on secret missions, right?
Yes.
I'm going to protect them and see if they're at home or not.
Wow!
Are you going to beat them up?
I'm going to beat them up and see if they're self- restrained or not.
Oh, I'm scared!
You're scared?
Are you watching this?
If you're at home, you're watching this, right?
Yes.
I might call you right now and beat you up.
Wow!
If you're doing something nasty, please don't do it.
Hahaha!
Even if you're alone and doing nasty things, please don't do it.
No sex, no life.
Hahaha!
No life.
It's the opposite, isn't it?
Yes.
Hahaha!
However, I think they're at home.
Mascots are idol groups whose theme is erotic and funny.
Yes.
Even if you're at home, you have to be funny.
Wow!
With that said, I'd like to go.
Home King deciding match!
I really don't like this.
I really don't like it.
If it were me, I would absolutely not like it.
It's 23 o'clock now, isn't it?
That's right.
Should we go to bed?
It's been a while since we've been at home.
Let's call them now.
Are they at home?
First of all...
Are there any members you're worried about?
Are you okay with Matsuoka?
Matsuoka is definitely not good.
Hahaha!
Matsuoka is definitely not good.
It's probably a storm, so if you're called out right away, you'll be gone.
You might have friends who will call you out right now.
Around him.
It's not good.
I'd like to check that area, too.
I'm worried.
You're worried, aren't you?
By the way, Yoshida, do you know everyone's LINE?
Yes!
Of course, I have a group LINE.
I see.
You can send messages all at once, right?
I can do it.
Yes.
So...
From now on...
To Yoshizawa...
The topic is...
You have to send us the topic you want us to do on LINE.
Oh, I see.
And you guys have to do something that matches the topic.
Wow...
But we'll get in touch with people who can do it.
Wow, I'm so scared!
It's scary because you're not editing.
It's really a live broadcast, so it'd be sad if it slipped.
It'd be sad. And after that, we can all drink and say, "Wow, that didn't work."
I can't do it!
You'll be depressed by yourself for a few days.
That's really painful!
It's painful! I'm scared to death!
It's scary, but we don't have much time, so should we do it?
Okay, first topic!
What is it?
Let's take a look!
Now, with only what you have at home, please become the minimum gorilla!
There's a lot you can do with what you have at home, right?
"Minimum" is fine! Don't take up too much of my time, everyone!
I want to get in touch with people who can do it, so please become the minimum gorilla!
I sent it!
You sent it? That's fast!
But in a way, it's a chance, right? There's a lot of people.
It's a chance to be seen!
If you work hard and become a gorilla, you'll definitely be broadcasted for the first time!
I'm still at number four.
How many people are there?
There's about 32 people now.
Will it be okay? Are you kidding me?
Huh? Wait, I'm getting anxious!
Aren't you taking too long?
You're at home, right?
That's right. If you can, please contact me through your LINE video.
I'll call you on my phone.
No, wait...
Now... Huh? I'm at number four... Oh, I'm at number five!
Huh? Wait, will it be okay?
I did it!
Oh, you're fast! You're kidding me!
I got a reply! Now...
It's from Fujiwara Akino.
No... What should I do? Should I not do it?
It's like... The first shot...
Isn't it a little too fast?
I think it's really messy, but...
I'm telling you, it's just the beginning!
Are you going to do it?
For now, are you going to watch it?
Right? The engine is already running.
Right?
Then... Are you going to do it?
Does that mean you'll get a call when it's over?
Yes.
Please be a gorilla with as much as you can.
Yes.
I want you to call me, but I only got a reply on LINE.
I see.
Yes.
Oh!
Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
It's like I'm waiting for a call. It's annoying.
Hello?
Hey, again?
Hello?
Yes...
The video is off, but...
Come on, don't be like that!
Why?!
Again...
Thank you very much! I'm sorry!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Turn the video back on and call me again!
Wow, it's like a live broadcast!
What a waste of time!
Right?!
It's a dark screen now, but...
Everyone, turn the video back on and call me!
Oh, Rin Matsuoka!
Huh?!
It's back?
It's back!
That's nice! It's very enthusiastic!
I'm sure you all have a lot of energy!
Unexpectedly, it's also coming from Usa-chan!
Oh, wow! That's fast!
Yes.
If it's Usa-chan, even if it's a little sloppy, it's cute and something.
Right? Then I'd like to connect with Usa-chan.
Yes.
Usa-chan...
It's connected.
Right now, just use what you have at home and become a minimum gorilla!
It's connected to Usa-chan.
Oh, my! How cute!
- How cute! - How cute!
- You love Disney, don't you? - I want you to go to Disney as soon as possible!
Oh, she's here!
- Usa-chan! - Good evening!
- Yes, good evening! - Good evening!
Wait, wait, wait...
- Have you become a gorilla or what? - I'll turn it off.
Usa-chan?
- Yes! - Do you want to come in?
I'm coming in!
I wonder if you got the message. Right now, we only have one at home and it's asking you to become a minimum gorilla.
- Yes! - Yes. - I'm coming in. - You're coming in? There's something there, right? Yes, please go ahead.
- How was it? - I don't know. I usually don't meet people, so I can laugh like this, but what should I do?
- Your laugh level is pretty low. - It's pretty low. - What is that? - I laugh at things like this. - Things like this heal you.
- This was the only gorilla-like thing we had. - Well, you're a minimum gorilla, so... - Right. Didn't you look more gorilla-like?
- Ah, wait! Something like "uhoh uhoh" - Is it gorilla-like? - I only say "uhoh uhoh".
- Oh well! It's only the first time. - Yes, it's only the first time. - Right. Are you at home right now? - Yes, I'm at home. - You're self - restraining, right?
- Yes, I'm self-restraining. Today, I went shopping for the first time in a while, but I went to buy some food. - I see. What do you usually do when you have time?
- Recently, I've been taking care of my dog and raising it. - Oh, you're taking care of it? - Is it there right now? - Oh, it started talking. - Oh, but it might be a lot. Is it there right now? Show me!
- It's there right now. It's a little asleep, but is it okay? - Is it okay? Is it alive?
- Is it going home? - No, I saw it on Instagram. It was really cute.
- It's still small, isn't it? - Oh, it's cute! It's still small!
- It's cute! It's still small! - What's its name?
- It's Haru-chan. - Haru-chan, huh?
- It's cute! - It's been two months since it was born. - I see, I see!
- It's cute! - It poops a lot, doesn't it?
- But it's starting to look like it poops well. - Oh, it's getting a little hard, isn't it?
- It's getting hard. - Oh, I see! Oh, it's nice to have a dog in your life, isn't it?
- It looks like it's going to be fun. - It's fun.
- Thank you! - Thank you! - Make sure you rest properly, okay?
- Yes, I will! - Yes, thank you!
- I'll go again! I still have a problem, so I'll go again! - Thank you! Don't let your guard down, okay?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Well, there's a level problem, but... - Yes!
- No, there are quite a few coming now. - Oh! Who's coming?
Yankoba is coming, too.
Kobayashi is coming, too.
Kiji is coming, too. Kiji-mairi is coming, too.
- Yes. Kobayashi, would you like to go? - Kobayashi-kun?
- Kobayashi-san has a strong self-gorilla. - Right!
- He's strong! - He's got a self-gorilla.
- How far will you finish it up for me? - Yes, yes!
- Oh! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Isn't it nice? It's like a gorilla. - Thank you for your hard work!
- I'm Kobayashi! - Yes! Just use what you have at home and become the lowest level gorilla!
Yes!
- How many are there? How many are there? - Huh? Is someone living together?
- Who's a woman? Your mother?
- Next to your mother?
- Mother, come with me!
- Mother! Mother!
- Mother! Mother, what are you making me do?
- Are you okay, mother? - Mother! Mother!
- She's in a good mood! She's putting a banana under her nose!
- Bang! Bang! Bang! - She's putting a banana under her nose, mother!
- Thank you, Yankova. Where are you now?
- Do you have a mother? - I'm at home!
- Oh, you're at home!
- I see, you're back at home now.
- Yes! - I see!
- Is the gorilla okay now? - Oh, is the gorilla...
- Is there anything else, on the contrary?
- Um...
- Banana! - No, no...
- Banana?
- She's stupid... - This isn't mine!
- Huh?
- What is it? - It's a toy. - It's a toy!
- Oh, it's a toy? - Yes.
- No, wait, mother! Let me say hello! - No!
- Because you're taking care of me!
- I'm sorry, mother! I'm her mother! - Hello!
Mother! Mother, you're being too much!
Mother!
- Thank you for taking care of me! - Thank you for taking care of me!
- She really is your daughter! - Yes.
- You can see the blood connection, mother! - Yes.
Mother, would you like a gorilla with a pin?
- Would you like a gorilla with a pin? - Yes!
Mother!
- Mother, move the camera over here. - Move it over here!
Mother!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- You have a good personality! - You have a good personality!
- Thank you! Thank you! I'll come again! - Thank you!
- Again! - You're amazing!
- I didn't think you'd come out, mother! - Yes.
- It's a little brighter! - Yes!
- Who should we go to? - Who?
- There's even Kanzaki and Matsuoka! - Shall we go to Matsuoka?
- Shall we go to Matsuoka?
- Let's try connecting with Matsuoka. - Matsuoka...
- I was worried she might be out of the house. - No, I'm worried she might be at home.
- I'm worried she might be out of the house. - She's telling me.
- She's telling me.
- What's with that look? - I wonder...
- Huh? - What's up?
- Is she here? - Is she here?
- Matsuoka! - She's here.
- Is the connection not working? - Excuse me!
- The video isn't working. - I told you, the video...
- Let's turn it off. - Why isn't everyone connecting?
- Let's go to Kanzaki. - Let's go to Kanzaki.
- Everyone, we need you to turn the video on. - Right?
- She's here from Matsuoka. - Matsuoka, please listen.
- She's here! - She's here!
- Matsuoka! - Matsuoka!
- Matsuoka, if you're at home right now, please be a minimum gorilla.
Okay.
It's tough, it's tough, it's tough, it's tough, it's tough, it's tough.
I can't watch you guys doing this all by yourselves.
It takes a lot of mental strength for you guys.
I can't do that kind of tension alone in a house like that.
I can't do it when there's no one at home.
But you didn't look like you were getting fat, did you?
I kind of felt like it. Is there such a thing as fatness due to COVID-19?
You're fat too, aren't you, Yoshida-san?
- Me? - Yeah.
When you're looking at me like that, you look like you've gained a lot of weight.
- No, I guess I did gain some weight. - Yeah.
You look like you've gained a lot of weight like your mother.
- Should we go to the next one? - Yeah.
- Should we go to Kanzaki? - Yeah.
- We came from Kanzaki, too. - Kanzaki.
You can't play with Kuro-chan, can you?
- Right? - Yeah, you're right.
What is this?
I'm going to use this as my LINE icon!
Here it is!
Like...
- "I'm at home right now, but..." - "Good evening!"
Good evening! Please be a minimum gorilla size!
(Laughs)
Everyone's posture is low.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got something.
Ah! He's got something out of his butt! What is it? Ah!
Eh?
Ah! Isn't that what gorillas do?
What's that?
When they threaten you, they throw poop...
What's he holding?
Poop. He's throwing poop, isn't he?
(Laughs)
This gorilla is threatening you with poop!
(Laughs)
This gorilla is throwing poop!
Gorillas are like that, aren't they?
When they think you're an enemy.
That's amazing!
Is that so?
What's that? Avocado? What's he holding?
What's that? Avocado?
It's not real poop, is it?
It's not real poop, is it? What is it?
(Laughs)
He's not talking at all.
Yeah, let's cut it out. Let's cut it out.
Is that enough?
Yeah, let's cut it out.
(Laughs)
Matsuoka and type are similar gorillas, aren't they?
Yeah, they're similar, aren't they?
Yeah, gorillas also differ in type.
Yeah.
And...
Is it fabric?
Hey...
Can you do me a favor again?
Fujiwara is wearing it, and Matsuoka is saying, "Don't cut it out!"
(Laughs)
Shall we rewind and then cut it out?
Yeah! Let's do it!
I think she's like a beautiful gorilla.
I wonder what she looks like.
She's beautiful and elegant.
I know what you mean.
She's colors are gorgeous!
Yeah, I agree with that.
With that song, she's exploding with style.
Ah!
Can you do me a favor again?
Fujiwara is wearing it, and Matsuoka is saying...
Ah!
Somebody?
Talking on the phone, while cutting it out?
Can you hear me?
It's like a beautiful gorilla.
I wonder what it's like.
Can you become a minimum gorilla with only what you have at home?
Please.
I brought it.
What is it?
Please, please.
Can you hear me?
Yes!
Can you hear me?
It may be better to turn off the broadcast sound once.
I see, I see. Turn off the broadcast sound at home.
Is it correct?
Yes.
Okay.
Please become a gorilla.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Please.
She's putting her arms around me.
What is she doing?
I wonder where the gorilla went.
Are you a gorilla?
Gorilla!
Are you a gorilla?
I'm a trained gorilla.
A trained gorilla.
You're cute.
You're cute, so I'll forgive you.
But you know...
There are things you do that make me mad.
But you're cute.
You're cute, but...
Are you at home now?
Yes, of course.
You look like you're at home.
On the bed.
You look like you're at home.
You've cleaned up quite a bit.
Thank you.
It's a cute room, isn't it?
Oh, I see. That's all we have time for.
Oh, no.
Thank you. I might go again.
Thank you.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
Who else?
Mikami is here, too.
Mikami, would you like to go?
Mikami, let's go.
Let's connect to Yua-san.
Can you do it, Gorilla?
Can you understand Gorilla?
Yua-chan.
Yua-chan is here.
Oh, no.
Thank you.
Yua-chan, would you like to go?
Can you stop doing this all of a sudden?
Hey, Aki.
Aki!
We're connected now, Gorilla.
Gorilla, please.
Why do you all have that dumbbell-like thing?
I'm wearing it, but it's okay.
Watch out! Watch out!
Oh, he brought a dog again.
He put a dog down.
A dog is running away.
How is it?
No comment on that.
You're wearing this thing over your head.
I had this at home, too.
You all have it.
But I think I look more like a gorilla.
Yeah, you're wearing a sweater over your head and acting like a gorilla.
Yes.
Yes, that's good.
One more time?
One more time!
Please do your best.
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It says the sun is too different.
That's great.
Gaia is working properly.
Oh, Fujiwara-san didn't say it.
Oh, is Fujiwara-san saying it?
Right?
Yes.
The camera didn't show it earlier.
Is she coming?
She said "entertainer".
Oh!
Something...
She's putting on make-up.
Go ahead!
She's putting on make-up.
She's cleaned up.
Let's cut it.
Hurry up and cut it.
Let's cut it.
Oh, this is the worst.
Oh, no!
She was putting on make-up just now.
Something was written here.
Oh, no!
I don't like it.
The play is long, so it's easy to make it up.
Really?
The play...
It's cold.
I don't like it.
It's cold.
But she prepared it and cut it right away.
She might be a little frustrated.
Let's do one more.
Okay.
As long as we have time, let's do one more.
Let's do one more.
Okay.
Yoshi-san, I'll ask you this.
Yes.
Please bring something you think is a little bit erotic in your house.
Yes.
Please bring something you think is a little bit erotic in your house.
Well, it's a live broadcast, so is anything okay?
If it's something, is it okay?
There's nothing wrong with it.
Please don't bring anything that's really bad.
Please let me do it, really.
Right?
I sent it.
But isn't it too early?
In short, take it and bring it.
That's right.
But you might take a little bit of it.
No, what level of things...
If you were Yoshizawa, what would you bring?
Something a little bit erotic.
If it were me...
"A little bit erotic" is hard.
Ah...
Is it okay?
Um...
A cotton swab or something.
A cotton swab?
What was it?
The one you knead.
Why do you use it for something a little bit erotic?
I don't use it, but it's like...
A long, thick stick...
Is it a little bit erotic?
Isn't it too early?
It's too early.
Hey, Fujiwara is number one again.
Well, well...
Let's see.
I can cut this in no time.
Let's go Fujiwara.
Fujiwara-san!
Please show me something a little bit erotic.
What's that?
I'm going to cut it.
Wait a minute.
Should we cut it?
Let's cut it.
Rubbing a sticky gel like a stuffed horse...
It's the worst!
Also, Matsuoka and...
Mikami is here too.
Shall we go to Mikami?
Matsuoka is having fun.
I want to see Mikami.
Yes, I want to see Mikami-san.
Let's see Yua-chan.
Yua-chan!
Please show me something a little bit erotic.
But I'm a little bit stupid, is it okay?
You're still wearing that outfit.
Please show me something a little bit erotic.
What's wrong?
Huh?
Yes, please wait a moment.
Your boobs are about to fall off.
What's that?
What are you holding?
TENGA?
Really?
What's that?
That's...
I'm trying to protect you.
You scared me.
I thought you were really dangerous.
I thought you were holding two of the same things.
That's good. That's just right.
I was a little surprised.
Is it good?
Yeah, it's good.
Are you on the bed now?
Yes, I'm looking at the view, too.
You're doing it in front of the view, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Yeah, show me the bed for a second.
The view is amazing.
The bed is like this.
It's like a princess bed.
It's a little scattered now, though.
It's like a princess bed.
And how do you use that mirror?
That's right.
How do you use that mirror instead of the bed?
Ah!
Don't do it! You'll break it!
You'll break it!
You'll break it! Don't do it!
It's fun.
It's fun doing it alone, isn't it?
It's hard.
Is it hard?
Yes.
Please do your best.
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
We don't have much time left.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Can you do one more?
Usa-chan, Kobayashi-chan, Kijima-chan, and Kanzaki-chan are here.
Usa-chan, would you like to do it?
Usa-chan, you're a little erotic. What is it?
Usa-chan...
Usa-chan!
You're a little erotic. What is it?
What is it?
What are you doing?
You're a little erotic. What is it?
Maybe one of them is missing.
What are you talking about?
What did you say?
Maybe one of them is missing.
Maybe one of her nipples is missing. Did it fall apart?
I'm shaking.
You're shaking.
I'm shaking.
Let's put it together.
Thank you.
Let's go with Kobayashi.
It's hard to choose something erotic in front of your mother.
Kobayashi.
Is my mother coming out?
You can't do erotic things in front of your mother.
Did you bring something a little erotic?
Yes, I did.
What is it?
It's like a rubber band made of bananas.
It's small and cute.
Can you show me something erotic?
What is it?
Mom!
Erotic woman!
Erotic woman, go to bed.
Erotic woman!
What is erotic woman?
It's funny.
It's amazing.
It's amazing that you're an erotic woman.
You're amazing, mom.
That's right.
Thank you. Please say hello to your mother.
You're a parent and child.
Please enjoy self-restraint with your mother.
Can you do it, Matsuoka?
Thank you.
Can you do it, Matsuoka?
Lastly, Matsuoka, please show me something erotic.
Can you do it, Matsuoka?
30 seconds.
Matsuoka, come here!
Don't touch the live broadcast, Matsuoka!
Matsuoka, slide in!
Please show me something erotic!
Okay!
Oh, no! It got bigger!
It got bigger!
Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
It got a little bigger!
Why?! Why?! Why?!
Cut it! Cut it!
Don't cut it!
Let's cut it!
This was fun, so I hope we can do it again next week!
Everyone at Matsuoka, please stay home!
Let's all stay home!
See you next week! Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!