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Now, it has begun!
The competition of super humans by super humans!
Lotion Floor Ball High Jump!
First, I will introduce you from the broadcast seat.
The commentator is the commentator super human of the Lotion Competition, Kiyono Shigeki-san!
Thank you for having me!
And this competition will be judged by the chairman of the Lotion Ball High Jump Association, Mitsuru Yasuko- san!
Chairman!
Thank you for having me!
World Lotion Amsterdam Championships Floor Sports Club silver medalist Kazuko Kurosawa-san!
Oh, is that so?
And, stock pepe is George Nissanbon!
Eastern Lotion, Kayoko Okubo-san!
Hello, I am from Eastern Lotion.
High Jump where super humans of the track and field competition gather!
This time, they will perform on a floor covered with lotion and shoot it on a ceiling camera!
They will compete for how beautifully they can fly!
The way of scoring is that each judge will score 10 points!
Will they be able to win the prize?
Now, let me introduce you to the competitors!
To prevent doping suspicions last year, they will stop competing and challenge with a stick with Tokushima's grandmother's name on it!
Hironobu Kobayashi, who has the meaning of a green grasshopper!
If you reduce the bad things about growing up and the bad things about grasshopping, you can aim for the world!
Matsuoka Matsuoka, who is a big player in Adachi Ward!
Now, they will show their failure of falling from the award stand even if they win third place in the national competition!
Yoshizawa Yoshizawa, who has the meaning of falling from the award stand even if he wins third place in the national competition!
Yoshizawa Yuki!
Next, the one who always says "I have to shoot today and tomorrow as well" and "I'm going to fall from the award stand even if I win third place in the national competition!"
Shirafuji Yuka!
Last year, she won her first gold medal from her specialty lotion "mashimashi" from the world lotion brand "gillorian".
In this competition as well, we are looking forward to her record!
"Flying Peach Princess" Momonogi Kano!
Next, the Mexican hero "mil mascaras" who came into this world by mistake not knowing that he is a professional wrestler!
Kano Yura, who has the meaning of "sky high" in various ways!
Next, there is a difference between "jumps" and "necklaces" in terms of beauty!
Does she take over the world with her daily "islamabad"?
"Kuwabataohara" who dances on the floor!
Fujii Marie!
Her style is great!
Can she make a big jump into the bar with her "mokorol"?
If I may say so, Sakura Moko, who has the meaning of "heavenly woman"!
Next, the first "ebisumaskatz" to inherit her genes!
"shodaiizumukijima" Aily!
She joined us all of a sudden!
And last, the world's "mikamiizen" and "mikamiigo"
With the appearance of "mikamiigo", the competition has changed dramatically!
The charisma of "lotion", "mikamiigo"!
That's all. Are there ten of you?
Wait a minute!
Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!
Are you happy? Are you happy?
You didn't say my name!
Wait a minute, please.
You haven't been entered yet!
"kakami-chan"!
Do you want to enter?
I want to!
Do you want to?
I want to!
All right, I'll pay you 15,000 yen and go with "santa"!
It's expensive! It's expensive! It's expensive!
Please enter!
"sora-tobu-mogura" "kawakami" have paid 15,000 yen to enter.
Who will stand at the top of this?
Now, let's start with the first one.
"kobayashi-hiromi" has appeared!
I'll do it!
I'll show you!
Please do it!
Please don't get too involved!
Now, "kobayashi-hiromi" has entered the starting line!
I'll do it!
Now, you must demand applause!
Go for it, dad!
Now, you must demand applause!
"sanka" is starting to run!
Now, you must demand applause!
I grabbed it!
Now, you must grab the stick and go!
And...
Amazing!
It was beautiful when it flew.
Yes, it was beautiful.
How do you feel, Mr. Kurosawa?
It was wonderful.
It was amazing how it flew and came back.
What do you think, priest?
Please!
Again!
Why? Why do you pour water?
Why do you pour water?
Why do you show it to new members again?
This is it!
You admire it, don't you? This is it!
You flew very well.
You flew up to the sky and then you went down.
And you came back from here...
This is Mr. Okubo's work.
It was a forward rotation, wasn't it?
He said it was a three-turn rotation. This is a high score.
Did you see it?!
The last one!
I saw it!
That's the blue part of the beard!
The blue part of the beard?!
What's the beard that grows after you say it?!
Listen to me one more time!
Mr. Mitsura, please.
Eight points!
And Mr. Okubo!
Eight points and five points!
And Mr. Mitsura!
Nine points and five points!
Did you see it?!
Eight points and twenty-six points!
This is pretty good!
Next up is the queen of Adachi, Ms. Matsuoka!
I'm really sorry for being so sexy today.
I'm sorry!
The meat on your back is amazing!
I've been called "Adachi's Amuro-chan" today...
Who said that?!
It's Amuro-chan's area, so I did it today.
Amuro-chan's area...
Amuro-chan, please apologize.
I thought you were Shokatsu Komei.
Shokatsu Komei?!
That hairstyle?
Yes.
Shokatsu Komei's hairstyle.
Now, let's see Ms. Matsuoka's performance!
Please stand by!
She's in a good mood.
She's amazing.
She's amazing. She's enjoying herself.
She's enjoying herself.
She's in the sun!
She's in the sun, not "she's in the sun," but "she's in the tube"?
She's a fool.
It's not "solo"'s "walking the park" but "tube", isn't it?
It's "tube".
It's "tube", isn't it?
Walking in the park
Now, it's the second round.
It's Okarin Matsuo's performance.
Anachronism
He's fast.
Zenitsu is faster than Okarin.
He's fast.
The meatball is amazing.
He hasn't grabbed a bar yet.
Grab a bar! Grab a bar!
He grabbed it! He grabbed it!
He grabbed it!
And...
Is he going to fly from here?
Fly!
And...
It's beautiful.
It's dynamic.
It's beautiful.
First, Kurosawa-san, please.
Yes.
9.8
Then, Okubo-san.
8.5
And Mitsuda-san.
8.5
Now, with 5 points...
26.8
I feel a little lonely.
It's not?
It's not, right?
She said "scissor, scissor, scissor-san".
It's a tube.
What song is it?
Look at Hijime-san's face.
It's already like this.
This is how you do it!
No, it's not like that.
You should have come.
What a happy face you have.
Don't make me trouble you!
As expected of you!
Don't make me trouble you!
Next is Guess-fry Yoshizawa!
What?
Don't look at me!
Why don't you look at me?
What's wrong with you?
That's my line!
You said it first!
What's wrong with you?
Do you hate me?
Don't look at me!
Do it!
The condition of the floor is important!
That's right!
People are the most strict!
Old lady!
You know about old ladies!
You said it first!
I'm explaining it to you!
Keep doing it!
While you're doing it!
You're a craftsman!
Hey! Don't do that to new members!
Don't put lotion on new members!
Don't make me trouble you!
What's wrong with you?
Don't do it!
It's spicy!
We're running out of time!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Do it!
Hurry up and do it!
Now, Yoshizawa Yuki's performance will begin!
Let's go!
First of all...
She's a good old lady!
She's a mischievous old lady!
She's using her whole body!
Her voice is amazing!
She's using her whole body like a cockroach!
Did you get it?
Will she jump up?
This is fun!
She's using her lotion!
The lotion is falling down her head!
It's pretty!
The last one is Chie!
She's pretty!
She wrapped up really nicely!
After that, it wasn't as hard as she thought it would be, right?
Beware!
The new members are also intentionally aiming for it.
And from the head...
What do you think?
What do you think? I'm talking now.
I'm talking now.
Are you talking about reality?
No...
Sorry.
Let's count the results of "what do you think?"
First of all, Kurosawa-san.
6.5!
And Okubo-san.
8.0!
And Mitsuno-san.
8.5!
And the total score is...
23 points!
Is it really okay?
It's not as good as I expected.
"Don de Peach Hime Momonogi"!
Next is Momonogi Kana.
I'm talking now.
Will it be okay?
Last time, I failed because of too much lotion.
Today...
I want to go with more oil.
Is it okay?
What does it mean?
She's a chillerian.
She eats a lot.
Are you ready?
Let's start "Momonogi Kana's performance".
Two small pieces, please.
What is "two small pieces"?
Is it "tsukeme"?
"tsukeme"?
"tsukeme", "ramen"...
She's going to order "ramen", isn't she?
I wonder why.
Is she aiming for a commercial?
She only says about "ramen".
But so far...
She's good at it.
She's running.
She's running up and down.
Did she use a lot of lotion?
She's moving very smoothly.
She's good.
Yes.
She's a man, but...
Oh, is it a topping?
Then I'll have less vegetables and more garlic oil.
Please.
Why?
She's still pushing herself.
She's moving forward with "ramen" and "setting".
Why is that?
Please give me more noodles!
Thank you for the meal!
Wow!
Oh, how beautiful it is!
It's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Thank you for the meal!
It's "tsukeme" with side spin!
With side spin, it's "ramen" with "tsukeme"!
It was an amazing combination.
Amazing!
Mmm...
Wow!
This is a surprise!
The top part of the landing was wonderful.
That's right.
I didn't know what he was talking about.
That's right.
Let's watch the replay.
Ms Himitsuura.
Yes.
This is a new way of flying, isn't it?
No, this is wonderful.
The flight was good.
The way up was beautiful, not the way down.
8.8.
7.0.
8.7.
The total score is...
24.5!
Fuwabata Ohara Fujii Mari!
I'll do my best in a hurry!
In a hurry...
She's fast!
A high-speed jump!
Speed!
What kind of jump will it be?
Speed has never been seen before!
It's new!
Amazing!
As I said, she did it in a hurry!
That's right!
Until now, Mitsume-san was fast, wasn't she?
She's really fast!
Isn't it too fast?
She said it in a hurry!
Let's announce the scores!
9.3!
8.8!
8.6!
She's in second place with 26.7 points!
Amazing!
Speed!
Fast speed!
Speed!
I'll do my best!
Next is Shirabuchi!
It took too long for her to jump.
20.5 points!
Her points increased!
She made a mistake in landing and missed 23 points!
Sakura Moko didn't have the momentum to jump.
Her lowest score so far is 15.3 points!
As you can see, she's in third place now!
There are only three people left!
A chaotic development awaits!
First-generation Izumo, Kijima!
Next is...
Shubokudo!
It's Kijima Airi's performance!
Your first lotion?
It's my first lotion.
How is it?
I've seen everyone's backs since I was a first- generation mascot, so I think I can definitely do it.
She knows how to show off her sexiness.
Even if you're talking, you can feel it in the second half.
I can feel it a little.
Stop it!
She's jumping high in the lotion.
Do you like lotion?
I think I like it.
You like it.
Your body is reacting.
There's a lot of lotion.
How about you, Kiyohime?
At this point, there's something floating around, isn't there?
Doesn't it float normally?
What?
Doesn't it float normally?
I'm a fool's father.
Fool's father.
What?
It's a father.
Was it 42?
No, I'm not a fool's father, but you washed up and was sexy, wasn't you?
What's wrong with you?
I washed up.
You weren't sexy.
There's no way my dad is sexy.
What's wrong with you?
Now, attention, Kijima Airi.
She's sexy.
I'm looking forward to it.
She's got a good weapon in her skirts.
I'm looking forward to her artistic ability.
Her body is already glowing with lotion.
She's beautiful.
She's got her nerves up to her fingertips.
She's got a lot of expression.
At this point, there's already a lot of glow.
Now, it's Kijima Airi's turn.
Please do your best.
Now, it has started.
What are you saying?
Come!
That's amazing. She's coming towards the stick.
Come!
She's coming towards the stick.
Please do your best.
She's coming towards the stick.
She's sticking the stick between the branches.
It's a new way of flying.
She spreads her legs.
It's a new way of flying.
She's taking it.
Can she do pole dancing as well?
It's a good jump.
That's where you land from.
This is the landing spot.
It's beautiful.
It's a skill of Chikuden.
You jump up with the power sandwiched between these sticks.
I want to be Kijima-san, too.
What foundation do you use?
What foundation do you use to say "I'm not Kijima- san"?
Shut up!
What do you use for your eyes?
Concealer.
That's nice.
Concealer.
Shut up!
Let's move on.
Kurosawa-san, please.
9.9!
Next up is Okubo-san.
9.0!
And last is Mitsuno-san.
9.9!
That's a high score!
Wait a minute.
Excuse me.
You were the champion last time.
That's right.
I remember.
I won after that.
The absolute champion, Mikami!
Are you tired today?
Can you do it for us?
Just your voice.
Are you tired today?
Yes, I'm pretty tired.
I'll put on a lot of lotion.
Can you put it on me first?
Please do.
What was that?
What?
Isn't that too fast?
Can you go that far?
Can you do it properly first?
Isn't that a little too much?
I want to die.
What is it?
That's a lot of lotion.
Can you put it on my back, too?
It's a full-body lotion, isn't it?
What is it?
It doesn't feel that good.
I know you don't have experience with lotions, but...
If you say it like that, I'll take it and go home.
What are you doing?
I'm putting it on the customer's body.
You're putting it all over the customer's body, aren't you?
The last jumper is...
Mikami Iwa's performance!
Here I go!
That's good.
Here I go!
You're good at it.
You've got it.
She's got it.
What should I do?
She's got it, too.
Can I do it?
Yes.
What's going on?
She's got it.
Everyone's using it.
She's good at it.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
It was dangerous! It was dangerous! It was dangerous!
It was dangerous! It was dangerous!
It was dangerous!
Be careful! It's not tied properly!
I didn't think the string would come off!
It has a hand-held finish!
It's wonderful!
The glass is fully opened!
It's beautiful here! It's beautiful here!
It's beautiful here!
The angle of the glass is amazing!
Something is going to happen from here!
It's amazing!
The string came off here!
It came off!
It's a big abacus!
It came off! It came off!
It's a big abacus!
It fell from its head!
It was an unexpected jump!
Now, I would like the judges to announce the scores!
First of all, Ms. Kurosawa!
10 points!
10 points! You got a perfect score!
First of all, Ms. Okubo!
10 points!
10 points! You got a perfect score!
Now, Ms. Mitsura!
10 points!
You got a perfect score! 30 points! Perfect!
At this moment, Mikami Iwa has won!
I'm looking forward to Airi's growth in Kijima- san.
Her mature atmosphere is already perfect, so I think it will grow in the future.
It was wonderful! She always has a drama in her performance.
There was a drama this time. I was so excited!
There were also new members, so I was a little nervous.
But you gave me all your strength.
And I'm glad that new members saw my wonderful performance.
Thank you very much!
Mikami Iwa has won and closed the curtain!
Congratulations!
That's all for "Devil's Motion".
Wait a minute!
What?
You did it, didn't you?
I did it.
Entry.
The winner has been decided.
You say you won, but I'm the only one who didn't do it.
Mofura didn't do it.
Did you do it?
Mofura did it.
It's not on the list of participants.
Entry fee is 48,000 yen.
It went up a little.
What do you want me to do?
If you pay 48,000 yen, you can do it, right?
I want you to do it.
What do you want me to do?
After this?
Yes, after being champion.
After being champion.
That means…
You won't do it.
Mofura didn't do it.
No balance.
Please step back.