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Good evening, everyone. Thank you for watching "The Midnight Sports Day" as always.
I'm Kasai, the director, and I'm doing "Devil's Handcuffs". Thank you for your support.
In this broadcast, I'd like to introduce you to unreleased footage that couldn't be broadcast due to various reasons.
The reason is... I, Kasai, always direct the show, but I cut out boring scenes and silly scenes from "Devil's Handcuffs" because I'm told not to show them, but they've accumulated so much that I have no choice but to show them to you this time.
"Devil's Handcuffs" has been broadcasted at "The Midnight Sports Day" so far, but "Devil's Handcuffs" has been announced in "Best 5" by Director Kasai, who has been doing "Devil's Handcuffs" from the competition so far.
Uninteresting footage will be eliminated.
There are only cold scenes, so please prepare a warm drink and watch it.
Let's get started.
Director Kasai's "I want to be buried" VTR "Best 5" in 5th place.
In the first broadcast, I saw the members' resolve.
It was a scene about Ichikawa's problem.
I fell down at Fujiwara-san's house just before, but Ichikawa-san came out of nowhere.
But it wasn't particularly original, and in the end it was weak and halfway through, and the studio kind of pulled it out.
It was actually at the very end that it happened.
Now, before you watch it, let's watch Fujiwara's explosion scene once more.
If you look at this, you can see why Ichikawa wants to be buried.
Te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te...
Ke-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te...
Eyeball over his mouth!
Okay!
Sounds good!
I will start from the basics, which is cycling!
Let's start from that point!
Sounds good!
Please come closer!
How's it?
What's up?
I'm scared. What should I do?
While making funny movements to save the soil, they stop the bicycle tires.
This is a very Fujiwara-like show.
"Masukatsu no Kagami" (Maskatsu's Mirror)
The laughing god seems to be cheering for Fujiwara.
That's Ebisu Muscats for you! Fujiwara is doing her best to make people laugh.
Now, let's watch the scene where Ichikawa is cut off.
- But she's not the leader. - Oh, the leader!
- As expected of the first leader. - She's the leader.
- She's the only one chosen by Sora-san. - I see.
At that moment, leader Ichikawa was looking forward to seeing Ichikawa's interesting resolve.
- Ichikawa, are you ready? - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Please show us your resolve! - Yes!
N-no way!
Leader!
Since Fujiwara and Ichikawa did exactly the same dance, it's a little hard for them to laugh.
- Why? - Because you don't look like a leader.
Okubo is determined to follow Ichikawa.
However, the more Ichikawa does it, the more she falls for Okubo.
After all, Ichikawa and Fujiwara are exactly the same.
- Camera-san, please save Okubo. - Yes.
- That's it! - That's it!
Everyone is trying to save Ichikawa.
- Ready? - What are you going to do?
- Leader, what are you going to do? - Leader, what are you going to do?
- I'm going to turn the bike! - Don't go there! Don't rely on them!
Resolve it yourself!
Muscats have to resolve it themselves.
Kurosawa knows it well.
Good job! Good job!
Look at the leader! Don't look away!
- Leader! Leader! - This is the leader!
- I'm the leader! - Don't look away!
- I'm not a character! - That's right!
- Because you killed your own bicycle! - Ah! Ah!
- Step on it! - Go! Go for it!
- Use your butt! - Go! Go for it!
- Go with all you've got! Go with all you've got! - Go for it, leader!
- Meow~! - Meow~!
Ichikawa couldn't force a smile on her face because she's like Fujiwara.
- Be prepared! - Raise your spirits! Raise your spirits!
- That's a punishment game, right?! - No!
- It doesn't matter! - It doesn't matter!
- Great face! - Finally, her face after a handshake was a little funny.
- I never fall for nothing, Ichikawa!
Ujiwara and Onaji Ochio chose and fell for Dotsubo themselves.
This VTR will be buried here.
Now, let's go!
The fourth VTR that the evil fire director chooses!
The next one you will see is a match between Sakura Moko and Natsuki from Kutsushita Wrestling.
This is a digest of the main story.
That's why Natsuki cut Sakura Moko off with a four- letter word in their fight.
However, Sakura Moko's own words of quarrel were so meaningless that everyone became anxious and could not laugh.
Then the match began, but Sakura Moko kept running away.
She kept running away and said, "This is no longer wrestling."
Without knowing the purpose of today's project...
To be honest, it's a little painful for me to be involved in this project.
First of all, let's watch the video of Sakura Moko saying "stupid queen" and the moment she wants to be buried.
Let's see your enthusiasm!
Then I'll say a word.
Isn't it close?
Ah! No! Ah!
It's against violence!
It's against violence.
It's really like you, Natsuki-san. A one-shot game with a sword.
On the other hand, Sakura...
Let's fight.
Next, I'll say it.
Cut! So-called "win"!
It's a little interesting now.
Are you okay?
Ready...
Fight!
From now on is the video of Sakura wanting to be buried.
These two didn't understand the purpose of the project at all and it didn't become a match.
Please go and get your socks.
Originally, they would go and get their socks.
I can't get my socks at all.
If Mokoto-chan was smarter, she would run away.
That's right. Mokoto-chan is putting her feet back.
Surprisingly, this is...
She seems to be able to run away.
Mokoto-chan!
She returned it!
She returned it.
Don't take it! Don't take it!
They are aggressive fighters.
Go! Go! Ah, she went!
Anatsuki-chan, how was it?
Was it okay?
It's hard for Moko-chan to get caught.
Go and get it!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Moko-chan is wearing a mask, too.
Go and get it!
In the end, these two are not only taking each other's socks, but also having fun.
What?
Mokoto-chan, are you having fun?
Ah, are you full of time?
This is a competition of taking each other's socks.
However, in the end, it ended without any offense.
Moko-chan doesn't like fighting, does she?
I'll leave it here.
Finally, the Best 3!
The VTR "Best 5" selected by the fire director!
In third place!
The reason for selecting "Best 5" is that the Philippines' wake-up prank was not caught, so the members who gave up their 24-hour prank life will be in the meeting thinking of their own pranks.
The prank ideas that came out of the members were all stupid, even inferior to elementary school students' pranks, and Tatsuno-san wanted to do a simple crime act, and he said that he would do it himself.
Tatsuno-san is also a veteran, so I was looking forward to it, but even though we are doing this program together, I said that the budget sense did not match at all, so I cut it all out.
Members' prank story meeting. Please take a look at some of the stories that seem to freeze.
Hey, thief's words. Hey, it's small and organized.
You guys, hurry up and think of a prank you'll do with yourselves.
And you'll do it with yourselves, twenty hours.
With ourselves?
Yes, they were supposed to do a prank they came up with themselves.
What was it?
Like a ballpoint pen.
What was it again?
A bug.
A bug?
Like a toy.
If you pull it out, it pops out.
It pops out like a frog.
If you wear a costume...
It was really tough.
If you put your hands and head out of the costume...
It all comes out.
If you come out of the bathroom and wash your hands...
It gets wet with lotion.
It can't be helped.
It's a prank, right?
You should do it.
It's a prank...
If you want to make it pop out...
You should run from behind...
What is this?
I'm surprised.
If you run and stab someone, you stab someone.
If you stab a member...
It's scary.
If watermelon of the original shop...
Doesn't last forever...
It's not a joke.
You are like that.
If you wear socks...
There is a hole in it...
There is a good hole in the sock...
It's so boring.
You should make it happen.
Please do something for me.
So you should react to it.
Thank you.
I think it's better to set up on your own.
I think it's better to react easily.
So, when I was walking down the street, I threw a red carpet.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's a prank, so you want to do it, don't you?
No, I don't.
Don't you see it sometimes?
Yes, I do.
It's no longer a prank about peaches.
What's that?
When I'm on my way home or going to work,
if I try to bend over or something like that,
a lot of people will chase me or my head will roll.
That's a prank I've been doing a lot of years.
That's a rejection.
It costs 3 million yen.
How did you like it?
If you want to see the hell you're in because of the prank you came up with, please take a step forward.
And let's keep this scene at home so it doesn't come out in the world.
The second VTR chosen by the devil's hand, director Kasai! I'm getting scared, too!
The next thing you're going to see is one of the races of "Devil's Daruma Warrior" of "Devil's Warrior 3".
It's a race where Mita-san, Kobayashi-san, and Nanami- san participated in.
Mitsuera-san is working hard at the setting stage, but she doesn't pick up anything in particular, and the three of them are nervous and weak.
Mita-san is walking while posing with a dharma in her crotch, but I don't know that pose very well.
If it's a ballerina, I think it would have been easier to understand and more ballerina-like.
Without that, in the end, you score a goal and you can't get a dharma out of your crotch, but there's no way you can't get a dharma out of your crotch, so I decided to cut it out.
Now, please pay attention to Mita-san's strange movement with a dharma in her crotch.
These three, huh?
You have strong crotch strength, so "chi"!
"Chi"!
Yes, I do.
Oh, considering the strength of the crotch...
Oh, you do.
Yes.
Gochiama, you're watching this a lot, aren't you?
No, it's hard for Gochiama.
Nanami-san looks strong, too.
Yes, she does.
With the strength of her crotch.
She does boxing, after all.
Yes, she does.
Her legs are powerful.
Why are you looking sideways, Daruma-sama?
Daruma-sama wants to look down.
The set is complete.
Oh, is Mitafujin the bigger Daruma?
Mitafujin has no experience of crossing Daruma.
She must be humiliated.
Her face looks a little sick.
I've never crossed Daruma in my life.
Here, in front of you.
Daruma-san is looking down.
Okay, the set is complete.
She is right.
Let's start the first race.
"Demon of Daruma", first race.
Ready, start!
Mitafujin is like a ballerina at the same time as the start.
Is Mitafujin trying to make people laugh, or is it natural?
It's hard to say.
She crossed Daruma!
But is it natural for her to look like this?
Mitafujin doesn't know.
Daruma...
Mitafujin is stable.
The sound is...
Oh, this is difficult!
Mitafujin is in first place.
I can't get it!
Kobayashi...
I'm in trouble! I can't get the dharma!
She can't get the dharma!
I can't get the dharma!
The dharma is broken!
Nanami is in third place.
Nanami, the dharma...
It's broken.
The dharma is broken!
The dharma fell.
The dharma is destroyed.
I'm sorry!
It's broken.
It's the strength of the legs.
Is it the strength of the legs?
The dharma was destroyed by a crash.
In the end, the race was a mess, but...
Judge Mitsura looked like he was having a lot of fun, so let's say it's OK.
I'll also save this VTR.
"Demon's Hand", directed by Kasai, "Homeless Aritai" VTR Part 1! Can we really air this?!
Next up is "Demon's Pillow Drop", Team Monster's first attempt.
They drop a lot of pillows and go up to where it says "a little more", but the "close" picture is taken enough.
If you do it a few times, you have to cut it off next.
They seriously come to protect the balloons.
The excitement was enough and they couldn't pay attention to where they wanted to go.
It was unexpected, but Yamane-san was really tired.
I felt sorry for Yamane-san, so I cut it out.
After that, it's Darumoto-san's "Team Angel"'s second attempt, but there really wasn't anything from start to finish.
Nothing happened, so I thought I couldn't show it to you, so I cut it out.
First up is Team Monster's "Darumoto" team.
Let's show you how anxious they are about winning over having fun.
Here we go! Five minutes of time limit! "Darumoto" team, start!
Show it to me!
Go!
Maybe it's their first time succeeding!
Ah, so close!
This game is about making "Darumotoshi" succeed before the balloons are cut off by the spinning "penny fire".
Who will go?
Go, go!
How is it?
The balloons are filled with hot water.
It would be funny if they laughed at me.
I am Yoshizawa of Ukeri.
If my face gets wet, I will look like a married woman who just got out of the bath.
Oh, no!
She's good.
She's the best.
Oh, no!
She's completely forgotten that it's more fun to be laughed at.
Oh, oh, oh!
I told you, it's Yoshizawa! It's better to be laughed at!
That was good!
That was too real! It's scary!
It's too real!
It's not fixed!
It's scary!
Everyone, if you hurry up and do it...
Is it okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Calm down!
Even if you go too fast, you'll slow down!
If you go too fast, you'll run out of time!
You'll run out of time!
Since you guys don't break balloons,
Yamane-no-baba's stamina is also at its limit.
Her costume is also in shambles.
Yamane-san is tired, too!
Right?!
No, Yamane-san...
Yamane-san is tired, too!
Go for it, classmate!
One minute left!
Oh, good, good!
Ah, you have to do it calmly.
You have to do it calmly.
How many years has Isshioka been doing mascots?
That's where it's bad!
You can do it!
She's tired!
Slow down halfway!
30 seconds!
It's about the last chance!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ah, last one!
Ah...
Last one!
Yamane-san, last one!
Yamane! Yamane! Yamane!
Run! Run!
Yamane! Yamane! Run!
Yamane! Run! Yamane!
Six...
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Start!
With a hot water balloon, they couldn't use the delicious material called Yoshizawa.
Instead of laughing, they focused on competing.
But for this reason, this video doesn't look like a mascots video.
And the first question is Team Angel's "drop a doll".
First of all, please watch it carefully.
Then, Team Angel will start.
The time limit is three minutes.
Are you ready? Let's go!
"Drop a doll" ready...
Start!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Will it go?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's over there, isn't it?
If you were watching the Yoshizawa team, you would know that it would be funny if you were laughed at.
The speed is not the limit from here.
Not yet. It's just barely.
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
You want to see Momo-chan's wet face, don't you?
Do your best!
Although he is Ebisumatsu, I believed that he would definitely make a laughing spot somewhere.
You don't have to hide there.
Oh, that's good. You're hiding something.
Penny. Penny, you're doing it on purpose.
Something. Something.
Oh, no. He noticed me.
Usa-chan! You can't take the balloon so quickly!
The fun is getting farther and farther away.
Oh, it's difficult!
I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it.
Is it okay?
Go!
That was close!
If you get in there just enough to hit the first shot...
One minute left!
Usa-chan!
It would be fun if you got wet! You're soaked, Momo-chan!
Oh, no!
I'm going. Penny is going.
Penny is going.
If you do it too quickly, Penny won't move.
Don't worry about the balloon too much and just take it!
You can do it!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Time's up!
It's difficult!
Hey, Muscats! Watch tonight's show and make the most of it!
We're looking forward to your future growth!
Muscats are always fun!
Everyone, thank you for watching it all the way to the end.
I hope it will be useful.
Next week, we will show you the execution of Team Monster, which was reunited in the three fierce battles of demons that aired last year.
The director, Kasai, will be doing the devil's work.
Please excuse me.
Next week, the devil's execution.
We can't go back until we get the 463's get-two.
How much longer are you going to grab and suck?!
The opponent is Yoshimoto's despai-net.
Basketball inexperienced mascots continue to chase the ball.
The battle goes on for eight hours.
Can the mascots get a one-out?!
Or can they never go back?!
Can we really do it?!
Did the executioners get the miraculous 463's get- two?!
Can we really do it?!