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Ladies and gentlemen, the M.Theatre is proud to announce - the first time anyway - an act of this nature.
Not only one, but twenty-nine witches! Now forget all your preconceptions!
Hello, dead boys! Hey! Do you want to get drunk on witches?
Let's party! It's starting, it's starting! Delete all witches!
Hey, let's go!
Aim your left foot at me (head up, shine!)
Aim your left buttock at me (bump it, bump it, bump it, bump!)
Aim for my brain-like attributes (head up, shine!)
For the losing team, there's a midnight sports festival waiting for the devil's execution.
This time, it's the devil's relay three times in a row!
In last week's biscuit relay, the M.Theatre's Mrs. Ikasa Maran won, but in the end, as you can see...
Tonight is the second devil's relay.
We'll start with the meat bun relay.
Sounds like fun.
Are you wearing a meat bun check?
Face forward.
OK.
She's first collecting paper.
OK.
What's in the paper?
It's paper.
OK!
Is it OK?
OK, then.
Let's get started.
Meat bun relay!
Ready...
Run! Run!
This might be tougher than last week's.
It's not good to run too fast.
It's like eating meat over there.
Yeah.
Mihiro-san isn't going in at all.
The biscuit and the damage...
You can't swallow it, can you?
That's the hard part about this relay.
I'm getting nauseous.
Hang in there!
You can't swallow meat.
I'm getting nauseous.
Oh, Kobayashi went in!
OK!
Hang in there!
The next one is coming!
Oh no, she caught up.
Mihiro isn't losing weight at all.
Is it something you can't eat that much of?
OK!
Oh, it's over.
From Momonogi...
Kano-chan! Kanohira-chan!
What's wrong, Mihiro?
Push me in!
Push me in if you can!
She's young.
I'm not crying!
Eat it, grandma!
You can't eat it at all!
Eat it for me, grandma!
You want to win, don't you?
Eat it!
Oh, it's Kano-chan!
It's fun, isn't it?
Oh, Katsuya is in third place.
Now, it's Yume Kana-chan.
Mihiro is crying!
Mihiro is crying, it seems.
It's over for Mihiro-san in first place.
Everyone is suffering.
Why do you want me to win?
It's a little embarrassing.
Why do you want me to win?
She's not crying, she's just sad.
She's sad, isn't she?
The execution is waiting for her.
Then say it with one word!
She certainly doesn't say anything at all.
Then say it!
Say it!
She's noisy.
Team Devil is too late!
If they don't eat it in one minute, it's over for them.
Time is over!
Why do they do that?
What's going on?
Is it over for them?
Their attitude is...
Why do they do that?
They are really devils.
It's over for them!
Will they cut it?
It's open!
It's barely saved.
Miyamura!
Miyamura is...
It's over for them! It's over for them!
It's the fourth round.
Kanoyura is crying. It's not the second round at all.
Is Kanoyura crying?
Kanoyura is crying!
She's crying! She's crying! One more person!
It's huge!
What's going on if you eat a meat bun and cry?
I'm going to eat a meat bun and a biscuit.
Team Angel is also disqualified in one minute.
Team Uchikawa!
What will Kanoyura do?
Will she spit it out?
Kanoyura!
I'm going to spit it out!
She spit it out!
This is no good.
Team Angel is disqualified.
They're out.
Team Angel is disqualified.
When you run, you run. When you eat, you eat.
Good luck, Mito!
This is good!
She picked it up!
She picked it up and ate it!
She's grown up a lot!
Isn't it her first time in her life?
I feel like I'm eating something amazing.
She's trying to make it smaller.
She dropped her rice ball!
She's grown up a lot!
She ate what Mito dropped on the floor!
That's right!
Demons will never forgive anyone who destroys food!
She's eating while driving.
She's eating while driving so naturally.
She's amazing.
She has great potential.
She put it in.
Swallow it.
Did you put it in?
She did it.
OK!
Nice!
She was stuck in the mud earlier.
For some reason, I feel like I'm going to faint.
If Natsuki-chan goes...
But it's still a monster team.
She's going to attack from the river.
She's the type of person who attacks from the river.
She might attack from the river.
First, she's going to attack from the river.
She's running while looking up.
Is that way of eating okay?
She ate it in one bite.
Okay!
Monster team!
She ate it! She ate it up to Matsuoka!
Matsuoka also struggled earlier.
She was hungry and about to eat it.
That's right.
I hate meat buns!
She looks like she's suffering.
I hate meat buns!
She looks like she's suffering.
Team Devil.
30 seconds left.
30 seconds!
You can do it!
Natsukai, hurry up!
I think the yellow team is in danger now.
15 seconds left.
15 seconds!
That's good.
15 seconds!
She's going to drive it in at the end.
Drive it in!
She's going to drive it in!
That means...
Team Devil has been eliminated?
It's been eliminated.
That means that the monster team has won!
It's not an easy victory.
The Devil Team 3 points, Angel Team 0 points.
Kanuyura-chan, are you okay?
I'm okay. I did my best, but I heard Fujiwara- san's voice a lot.
The vocal team...
Me?! No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Fujiwara-san, if you say any more than that, you'll be penalized.
You should apologize with a proper face.
What's wrong? Are you okay?
Fujiwara-san, apologize with that. Apologize as a child's role in a period drama.
She's in a trance. Apologize as a child's role in a period drama.
Kanuyura-chan...
Please speak up.
I'm sorry.
How about you, Iwa-chan?
I'll forgive you.
Please don't make a big deal out of it, Fujiwara- san.
It was getting hot.
Mihiro-san couldn't eat it all.
She was crying all the time.
She was crying all the time after eating meat buns.
She was crying all the time.
What happened?
She was crying all the time.
She didn't go home at all.
It's because of her age.
Fujiwara-san was suffering in the bus.
It was really late for Mihiro-san.
Are you calling me Mihiro-san?
It's because it's late.
The next one is...
Why is she eating meat buns now?
I couldn't eat it because of hunger.
I wanted to enjoy it for the team.
Everyone worked hard for me.
It's like everyone was suffering.
Team leader!
Great!
Zero points.
Leader, learn from them!
Leader, don't drop food.
She ate it all without dropping food.
She ate it all.
It was a shame.
Let's give her one more point.
She's the final relay of the game.
She can still laugh.
She's great!
The third one is...
The devil's pizza relay!
You don't know!
I haven't told you to eat it yet!
Like carrying the pizza...
Oh? Sakura looks like she wants to say something.
Sakura?
What is it, Moko?
Is it true?
You're worried, aren't you?
Moko, are you worried?
Is it true?
Yes, it is.
But listen to the rules, everyone!
It's not good to go too far ahead.
Moko, you should listen too.
These are the basic rules.
The last one is...
Eating a hot pizza while relaying.
There are eight people participating.
Running while holding a slice of pizza...
And eating it all in two laps.
If you eat it all in one lap, you get a baton touch.
However!
Each lap, you increase the amount of tabasco.
So, the second half winner has to fight against the spiciness.
That's it!
Wow!
She's eating it all!
And it's all carbohydrates!
It's tough!
I knew it!
Are you on a carbohydrate diet or something?
No, we're not!
You're not?
No, we're not!
Then that's...
She's been saying "carbohydrates", "carbohydrates", and "carbohydrates", you know?!
What's with that attitude?!
Is it a drawback?
It's a drawback!
It looks like Sakura wants to say something again.
Sakura-san, what is it?
Is it true?
I'll do it!
Is it true?
I'll do it!
I'm sorry.
Now, whether you cry or laugh, the first and last place will be decided.
And you'll get a reward for first place.
You'll be executed for last place.
This is really disgusting, so please be careful.
I'll say it over and over again, but I will never allow demons to destroy food.
Are you okay with the pizza check?
I'm checking if there's anything wrong with the back of your head.
Okay.
Okay!
Shall we start?
Start, please!
Pizza relay, ready!
You lost!
It's still important to win!
Mr. Kusaragi, you're in the lead!
Come here and eat it up!
Is it fresh? Is it fresh? Is it fresh?
If you don't eat it up, you'll lose!
Come on, Tabasco, don't eat it up!
Don't eat it up, Tabasco!
Tabasco is running out of patience.
Oh, he got away!
Who are you looking for?
I got caught! I got caught!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What's up? Natsuki, what's up?
Natsuki! Natsuki, what's up?
Stop! Run! Stop! What's up?
You're lagging behind! Is it spicy?
It's spicy!
This could be a battle with a crow.
OK!
Yume Kana-chan!
Yume Kana-chan...
Spicy! Spicy!
Spicy!
I have to run.
I'm suffering.
Check! OK!
OK! It came out! OK!
Similar person! Similar person!
She got used to it!
She doesn't talk and keeps running!
OK!
Yes, it's important to eat!
Oh, it came out!
She is eating while stepping on it. Similar person!
Oh, good! Moko-chan, you are eating well!
Moko-chan, do you like pizza?
You are eating very well!
How do you like it?
There is a tissue over there. How elegant you are!
Oh, no!
A koma and a kaba-soko will be thrown from above again!
OK! Moko-chan, OK!
This is really painful!
OK! Moko-chan, OK!
Oh, look at you!
She is running while shouting something.
Oh, isn't it good? Isn't it good?
Mokami and pizza are almost gone.
It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
Oh, it's hot!
It's cool!
It's cool, Moko-chan!
Oh, you are the oldest. You have a wide waist.
The number of pizzas is not decreasing at all.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Is it spicy, Moko-chan?
Yes, it is.
When you get older, you feel the spiciness.
Yes, you feel the spiciness.
I'm sleepy.
Do your best with two kilograms of fat.
Go!
That will be a pressure for you.
I'm cheering for you!
Can she do it?
Oh, the white uncle is here!
Oh, it's been a while!
It's been a while!
Oh no!
Yes! OK!
Run away! Run away!
Run away!
Oh no!
Yes!
She's running away!
It does not feel good!
Oh, the other lady is struggling, too.
Oh, go!
Oh, you did it! You're fast! OK!
Nana lost!
OK!
You've made quite a progress so far.
Hang in there!
If you're a friend of the lady...
OK!
Both of them lost to the last three people.
You're fast!
Oh, you're fast at running!
For now, run!
You're extremely fast!
What's wrong?
Are you going to play with me?
Hurry up!
It flew away!
Just one more bite!
Chew it up!
One bite is missing.
OK!
You're fast!
Red is fast!
Yamanaka is missing.
Only two people left.
Kanzaki...
Yamanaka is missing.
Just one more bite!
Kurosawa...
Kanzaki stopped!
What's wrong?
Is it too hot?
It's hot!
It's pretty hot and hot!
It's hot and comes to my ankle.
It's hot!
It's pretty hot!
OK!
You can still recover, Kobayashi!
Red has more advantage here.
You can still recover, Kobayashi!
Kobayashi is going because Kanzaki is stumbling!
There is still a chance for this race, Devil Team.
Team Monster is in first place.
Run for two laps and cut the wall first!
Team Angel is also an anchor!
Kaki is walking fast at my pace!
Are you okay?
You've caught up! You've caught up!
It's a good matchup! Team Angel and Team Monster, which team will win?
It's a good matchup! Which team will win? Ichikawa or Yoshidaro?
Angel or Monster?
Wait! Ichikawa! Ichikawa! Lead! Lead!
He's fast!
Swallow it! Swallow it!
Go! Yoshidaro!
Where are you going?
Go! Go!
Go, Ichikawa! Go, Ichikawa! Last lap!
Here is the final result!
The first place goes to...
Team Monster with 11 points!
They're so cute.
This is a promise, you know.
And now...
Here's the results of the reunion team.
Who will the devil smile at?
Angel or Devil will be executed.
Now, who will it be?
The reunion team is...
Team Devil and Angel with 10 points!
It's a tie.
It's a tie. Both teams have 10 points.
We're recording right now, and we don't have time.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors and decide who wins.
Don't talk nonsense and do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's a tie. It's a tie. Angel is defeated.
Ichikawa-san is kneeling.
As promised, Team Angel will be executed.
Two days in a haunted cottage!
I've found a really dangerous place here, so even if something happens, the responsibility won't end.
I'm borrowing it, so if anything happens...
Is it pretty serious?
It's serious.
Oh, I forgot, but Matsuoka, please join us.
Ears! That's right, ears!
Teacher! You're not doing anything, are you?
I'm not doing it!
Penalty game!
I haven't played a penalty game since midnight's wide show.
The show ended before the penalty game, didn't it?
That's right, that's right.
I thought you hadn't found out.
I can't run away, because I haven't played it.
That's...
Come with me.
That said, you can't sell grilled meat all of a sudden.
We lost, you know.
Promise.
Please.
Matsuoka and her team will stay in a haunted cottage for one night and two days.
Please do your best!
With that said, the first battle to commemorate has ended.
We'll be preparing a completely different battle next time, so please look forward to it!
That's all for now. Dismissed!
Go home! Go home! Go home!
A more intense battle awaits you next time.
Make sure you watch it!
Go home! Go home! Go home!
Our new song "Majorita" will be released on October 19th!
It's a self-produced work perfect for Halloween!
We have a lot of release events planned, so please check out the official MatsuKatz website for more information!
And there will be a live performance at the end of the year!
That's right!
On December 27th, Friday, at Kawasaki Club Chitta, we'll be holding a solo live performance of MatsuKatz!
There will be 1,300 people there!
Tickets are on sale right now!
Make sure you come and have fun!
We'll be waiting for you!