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Ladies and gentlemen, the M.Theatre is proud to announce - the first time anyway - an act of this nature.
Not only one, but twenty-nine witches. Now forget all your preconceptions.
Hello, dead boys. Hey! Do you want to get drunk on witches?
Hey, you two! It's starting, it's starting! Delete all witches!
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Are you all here?
We're all here.
Are you scared of last time and not running away?
No, we're not.
You're not running away.
Are you ready?
Yes!
From today on, we're going to fight for real.
I told you last time we were going to fight.
We're going to fight for real this time.
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You guys aren't enough, so you're giving me more.
It's embarrassing for me to fight like this.
You guys aren't enough, so you're giving me more.
The competition we're going to have you fight this time is...
"Devil's Relay Three Matches"!
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Huh?
Before that, I heard it like a sports day.
What is it? Devil's...
Devil's Relay Three Matches.
I don't know. It's fun in the sports festival.
There's no end! There's no end!
Every time! Every time! Hit it with all your strength!
Every time with all your strength!
That's the concept you're doing, idiot!
It's not a preliminary round. It's a devil's round.
It's fun.
What is it? Tell me one by one. What is it?
Of course, I wonder if I can be happy and have fun, and if everyone can do it seriously.
Are you happy and serious?
What's so fun about it?
I've been doing it a lot of times.
What is it? Tell me one by one.
She's saying she can be serious!
You're overdoing it.
You're not humble anymore.
That's right.
You're trying to make it look fun by putting it up like that, idiot!
Don't say things like that!
Do your best! Do your best!
For now, it's a serious battle.
The team that is reunited is waiting for a serious fear of devil's execution.
This is serious.
It's not a penalty game.
Execution? Execution?
Execution!
The battle from now on is a blessing of the winner and a devil's execution for the loser.
The midnight sports day is about to begin.
What is it? Do you have something to say?
Execution is...
Come forward and say it!
She's saying execution is worse!
It's original, isn't it?
You're in the spotlight. Check it out for yourself, Gaoh.
I don't know anything about it.
Listen, there's a punishment and execution for reunion, but is there a reward for the top?
That's right. So show me your guts for real.
Yes!
If you have time, we'll do our best.
We'll do our best.
Then I'll announce the competition.
Yes.
The first of the three matches is...
"Devil's Biscuit Relay"!
Yay!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
"Devil's Biscuit Relay"!
Isn't it "Devil's Biscuit Relay"?
Don't you know "Biscuit Relay"?
No, I don't know it.
It's my first time hearing it.
It's the most interesting one.
I'll explain the rules.
Eat two biscuits and go around the track twice.
If you run out of biscuits in your mouth, you'll pass the baton.
Lastly, eat two biscuits and run around the track once more.
It's a hell of a relay in hell!
Mikami doesn't understand it.
Mikami, you don't understand it?
Eat two biscuits...
run...
and pass the baton.
How many laps do you run?
Two laps.
I think you'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
What about the last person?
The last person will eat one more biscuit...
You don't have to eat biscuits.
Someone tell her!
It's not a tea party.
You'll lose water if you let your guard down.
Be careful!
You'll die!
You should win.
If you lose, you'll be executed.
No!
It's a hell of a relay in hell!
Let's go! Stand by!
This time, in the "Devil's Relay 3 Matches", in order for there not to be a difference in teams, the program staff has decided on a team.
I absolutely don't want to be executed, so let's do our best and do our best.
Yes!
Let's go!
Yeah!
So everyone, in the name of the angels, let's not be executed!
Yes!
Team...
Angels!
Seriously!
Definitely!
Execution is impossible!
We're the only ones who can win!
Seriously, we'll definitely get a reward!
Let's go, Team Monster!
Have you decided, Team Monster? Are you ready? Let's go!
Who is Team Devil, Team Monster?
Yes, I'm Mihiro.
I'm getting older, are you okay?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm still okay. I can do it.
Are you okay with your knees?
Should we stop?
No.
I can't breathe.
You can.
I can.
You can breathe.
But it's your own responsibility, even if you get injured.
Yes.
Are you okay?
Don't get injured.
Don't get injured, okay?
Yes.
You're okay, right?
Yes, I'm okay.
This is also a strategy, right?
I can do it like this.
Are the other teams okay, too?
Yes!
Let's go!
Okay.
Let's go!
Now, Mitsura-san is checking the mice of the biscuits.
She's a daughter of a hard worker, so she's strict.
That's unfair!
She's getting trained.
I see.
Come on, foul!
She's taken a lot of damage before the start.
Because I did it!
If you foul, I'll do it!
That's right.
Are you okay?
Are you okay with the foul?
I'm okay with the foul!
Are you okay?
Then, let's go.
Then, is it okay for the starter, the drummer?
Yes!
Then, please start.
Biscuit relay.
Ready...
Here comes the first runner!
She's fast!
Mihiro is fast!
Oh, Kobayashi missed it!
First, he eats a biscuit and turns around. This is painful again!
After finishing eating, the baton is pulled.
It's because of his age that he can't eat much, Mihiro.
It's too early for him to eat.
Mihiro can't eat either.
Oh, he's caught up!
He's already in the second layer!
It's tough, after all!
He's fast!
He's fast! Next up is Yumekana!
Yumekana's dynamic butt!
Yumekana's butt is dangerous!
I'm scared of this distance!
He turned around!
How is it?
He's fast!
Yumekana is enjoying her biscuit.
Drink it properly!
Oh, he's fast!
He's fast!
He's the third winner!
He's fast!
Is Mrs. Mita okay?
She seems to be living an elegant life.
But is there an overwhelming number of monster teams?
Yumekana is amazing.
Mr. Kisaragi is the third winner.
He's hot!
Oh, Natsuna-san.
Natsuna-san.
Go for it! Go for it!
She's caught up a little here.
OK!
Wow!
The monster team is already in fifth place. Nara- san.
Nara-san is in north.
It's like she's always opening her mouth.
But it's like she's used to eating while running.
It's like she's used to eating while running.
She always jumps when there's food.
Momo-chan!
Momo-chan is in fourth place!
Momo-chan loves food.
That's right. She eats a lot.
Her appearance...
Nara-chan is suffering.
Oh, she's fast! Kawakami is fast!
Oh, Kawakami caught up!
You're dirty!
Oh, Nara-chan is dirty! Nara-chan won't clear it!
Nara-chan's mouth is open, so there aren't many tables.
They're lined up! They're lined up! If you go to Kawakami, you'll line up!
Old lady!
Old lady is already eating.
As I thought...
When you get older, you stop eating.
Old lady, hang in there!
Momo-chan!
OK!
Oh, Kurosawa!
He's going for the ball!
The old lady is still leading the game.
But if Kurosawa goes for it...
The old lady is going for it!
The old lady is not going for it at all.
She's struggling.
The old lady is...
Oh, no! She's going for it!
Go for it, Kurosawa!
It's time for Kurosawa to do his best.
Yes, Kurosawa can make a comeback here.
Oh, he's struggling.
Oh, it's a thread!
The Devil Team has jumped out!
Katsumi Shiina has jumped out!
There are only two people left!
Katsumi Shiina is the last one!
Okay!
The old lady has finally cleared it.
The old lady was able to pass it.
She's fast!
Kurosawa is fast!
It's scary, isn't it, Ms. Matsuoka?
Katsumi Shiina is a little behind, but she's doing her best!
That's right! The next team will be the anchors!
The Monster Team and the Devil Team will be the anchors!
You can do it!
Okay!
The Angel Team is a little behind.
Okay!
Matsuoka is strong!
Matsuoka is...
Matsuoka is not starting at all!
Matsuoka is not working at all!
Matsuoka is starting!
Matsuoka is not giving up!
It's not good to run too much, is it?
Yeah! You have to focus on eating, too!
That's right!
Yuzu!
If Fujiwara clears this, Fujiwara runs in the last and scores!
Ah, OK!
Ah!
She did it! Ah, close!
Ah, it's all over for everyone! It's an under!
Everyone is fighting for an under!
Ah, Fujiwara jumped out!
Now, Ruziara has eaten up all of this.
Goal!
But there is a battle of good and bad.
It's still going on!
There is still good and bad!
There is a good decision.
This is a point difference, so...
OK!
Ah!
Ichika is in the last lap!
What's wrong!?
So...
What's wrong!?
Yoshizawa has scored a goal!
Ah, that's good!
The Angel Team is in second place!
As a result...
Yoshizawa's Master Team is...
OK!
Zero points!
Now, Yoshizawa will run without giving up until the end!
Now...
Goal!
Yoshizawa's Master Team is in second place!
Ah, even though the Monster Team was good at the beginning...
Komura-san, after all, in the middle...
That's right.
There is a lack of energy.
As a result, the Devil Team is in first place!
The Devil Team is in 5th place. The Near Angle Team is in 3rd place. And the Finalist Team is in 3rd place.
Okubo-san, Okubo-san.
Yes?
I think there was a violation of regulations at the tournament headquarters.
A violation of regulations?
You broke a biscuit during the race and didn't eat a complete amount of biscuits.
So, please look at the bottom of the basket.
The bottom of the basket?
Is there a piece of biscuit falling off?
What is it? What is it?
To be honest with you, I'll forgive you if you do it now.
You're the worst. You broke a biscuit.
Who is it?
Why are you grinning at Matsuo?
I didn't grin like that!
Why are you grinning at Matsuo? Isn't it you?
You should be proud of yourself!
Why are you grinning at Matsuo?
You don't know, do you?
Yamanaka-chan, can you give us some eyewitness information?
What?
Did Yamanaka make an eye attack?
Yumekana-san...
Huh? Yumekana-chan?
Yumekana-chan?
Yumekana-chan was running with a lot of momentum.
Yumekana-chan is good, isn't she?
Yumekana-chan was running with a lot of momentum.
Did you find it?
Yes, I found it.
Who is it?
There is a team that completely broke a biscuit while running,
rushed to eat it, dropped one-third of it, and is still running.
Ika-sama!
There is a team that ran Ika-sama.
Who is it?
It's clearly captured in the video.
Who is it?
First place, Fujiwara team, Ika-sama.
Fujiwara team, Ika-sama.
The player who did it is Bitafuji.
Bitafuji!
Bitafuji, wait a minute!
No, no, it's not "no, no".
It's not "no, no".
Everything has fallen here. Everything has fallen here.
No, I don't eat like that.
I don't eat like that.
I ate it cleanly.
That's right, because this is food eaten by a lion.
No, no, it's not "no, no".
It's not "no, no".
No, no, I don't eat like that.
Hey, pick it up and eat it!
No, no, it's not "no, no".
I haven't seen it.
Do you want to see it?
Do you want me to look at it in reverse?
Then let's have this assessed, Mr. Okubo.
Mr. Otoh, come here.
May I?
I want to see it.
Mr. Otoh, come here.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no, no.
Look at it.
Oh, it fell off.
It's falling off now.
It's falling off.
Eh?
Mito Fuji out!
No, no, no.
Wait a minute!
It's out.
Wait a minute!
Mr. Okubo, what was the situation like?
It came like this and did like this, but it's probably like this.
This is completely...
It's falling off my hand.
Eating!
I won't forgive anyone who throws away food!
Now, let's have you all see Mito's failure.
It was the moment when she tried to force herself to eat it without being able to eat it.
She tried to eat it and it fell apart.
This is not intentional, but it's illegal.
It's against the rules!
I will never throw it away!
I won't forgive Asuko Sawaguchi for making me do it!
Party! Party!
Idiot!
If I were doing it, I would honestly say it now and apologize.
I really, really didn't throw it away.
But even if you're unconscious, there's a certain amount of biscuits that have fallen off.
So, you're in first place now, right?
Yes, we're in first place.
After clearing the game, Angel Team is in first place, Monster Team is in second place, and Devil Team is in third place!
What's wrong with you?!
Apologize properly!
At least we're in second place!
We're already in second place!
"At least" and "we don't know" aren't the best excuses.
But we didn't make any excuses!
Even if you don't do it on purpose, you can't do something you shouldn't do.
This is against the rules and is seen as an unsuccessful action!
"At least" and "we don't know" aren't the best excuses.
I'm really sorry for making food waste on this trip.
"At least" and "we don't know" aren't the best excuses.
I'm reflecting on myself.
She's reflecting on herself.
"At least" and "we don't know" aren't the best excuses.
We've heard it.
She's crying!
Who's crying?
Number 8.
Number 8, look up. You're crying, right?
She's not crying at all!
Her shoulders are trembling.
Not a single tear is coming out.
Number 10 is crying.
Number 10 is crying?
Number 10, look up.
She's crying.
Look up. It's OK. Look up.
She's not crying at all!
She's not crying at all! I'm shocked!
I'm sorry for being late.
We had so much time.
Mito, are you crying?
Did you cry?
Look up, Mito.
It's okay, Mito. Look up.
Um...
She's crying.
She's crying!
She's not crying!
She's crying!
Um... I really did my best.
I don't usually run, but I wanted to win for the team.
I feel sorry for you.
I'm really sorry.
I'll give you seven points.
Seven points?
I'll give you seven points.
I feel sorry for you.
What are you talking about?
Let's go to the next match.
Well...
I feel sorry for you.
I feel sorry for you. Give me seven points.
Seven points!
Don't touch me!
Let's go to the second match!
Second match!
Let's start!
So...
We are going to watch...
Meat bun relay!
The rule is to eat a hot meat bun and go around the track for two laps.
After finishing eating, pass the baton to the next person.
At the end, only the anchor will run one more lap and finish.
After eating, eating again... It's a hell of a relay!
Can I at least drink some water?
No, you can't.
I really want you to eat it.
Can I drink water? How is it?
You can't drink water.
You can't drink water?
It's burp time! It's burp race now! Burp time!
Burp... Burp it up now!
It's sour... It's sour now...
Burp it up now, while you're at it!
Is it okay? It's starting now! Is it okay?
It's in my mouth!
Meat bun relay! Ready...
It's in my mouth!
Please don't make me eat anymore.
Next week is "Devil's Relay Three-Lap Race."
Which team will receive the devil's execution?
First place is...
A new song is about to be released, right?
That's right!
Our new song "Majorita" will be released on October 19th!
There are many release events planned, so please take a look at the official website of EBIS MUSCATS for more information!
And there will be a live concert at the end of the year!
Yes, that's right!
On December 27th, Friday, at Kawasaki Club Chitta, EBIS MUSCATS will hold a solo live concert!
There are 1,300 people in the venue! Tickets are on sale now!
Everyone, please come and play!
We're waiting for you!
Majorita!