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Ladies and gentlemen, the M.Theatre is proud to announce - the first time anyway - an act of this nature.
Not only one, but twenty-nine witches! Now forget all your preconceptions!
Hello, dead boys! Hey! Do you want to get drunk on witches? Let's party! It's starting, it's starting! Delete all witches!
Hey, let's go!
If you look me in the eye, I hate you! (Hello, shy!)
If you look me in the eye, I hate you! (Want you, want you, want you, want you!)
If you look me in the eye, I hate you! (Hello, shy!)
If you look me in the eye, I hate you! (Want you, want you, want you, want you!)
The world's number one witch has gathered, Ebisu M.'s theory.
Keys, cash, tablets, accessories - more than real things.
Young people and older people - the exterior is white.
It's more of a heist than love - kids, please refrain a little.
Deal with Zero's god!
Culture? Money? Get out!
Talent? Idols? We're out of plan, here!
If you look me in the eye, I hate you! (Hello, shy!)
If you look me in the eye, I hate you! (Want you, want you, want you, want you!)
The prey has gathered without knowing anything.
It seems like there are many faces lined up, but I think it's going to be fine.
Now, who will be the demon's successor?
The party begins at midnight!
Devil May San's appearance!
May May San's appearance!
Line up and act like idiots.
Listen up.
You two have been together for four years since you were formed in 2015.
It's true that you've been buried in a variety show.
But you'll go to the next stage this fall.
If you're Gaia, say it out loud!
Line up! Line up!
Um, normally...
You know...
Um...
Didn't you say that a new show would start?
That's what I heard.
That's right.
It's been four years since the second generation was born.
The Ebisu Muscats have always fought and carved their history.
From now on, you'll have to fight like you're barely alive.
Don't run away, you guys.
Listen up.
Even if you have to go through tougher battles...
Shut up!
What is this?!
I can't see myself in sunglasses!
Even if you have to go through tougher battles...
I've decided to invite a head coach this fall.
A head coach?!
A head coach!
You guys are trash, so I'm using you as head coaches!
Shall we call for him?
Head coach, please!
What? Head Coach?
What's going on?
Excuse me.
What did you say?
Excuse me, Miss Wazawa.
What? I don't know what you're talking about.
This is Miss Aoi Sora, the first mascot leader to be appointed as Head Coach!
Huh?
You're the ones who saved us!
You're the ones who saved us, you bastards!
You're the only ones who can say that!
Who are you talking about?
No, it's not like that. They've been doing it for four years now.
It's been four years now.
I thought they couldn't do it at all, so I came to be Head Coach.
That's right.
Excuse me, but why is the first generation of people coming out in four years and five years?
No, it's because you guys can't do it.
That's right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
You came all the way here, didn't you?
I came as a supervisor.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's Aoi, you know?
Oh, I know.
I know!
I'll tell you what.
I'm just Head Coach.
I'm Head Coach because I'm a backer.
I happened to be in front of the camera this time, but I won't be in the future.
Huh?
Excuse me, from my side of the story, I said it wouldn't matter if you didn't come out!
Who said that?
What's going on?
Who said that?
You said it!
She always says it when she talks.
That's right.
It's too late for you to say anything.
The battle from now on is a blessing of the winner and a demon's execution for the loser.
Are you ready for the battle?
Let's see it!
Are you sure you're ready?
Yes!
I'll show you my dirty appearance!
Are you ready?
Yes!
OK! Then let's do it!
Let's show it! Let's show it today!
Let's show our motivation!
In addition, it is a point to show your resolve to go to a higher stage!
OK! Open!
This is a resolve item!
OK! Then who will show their resolve?
Wow!
Don't look down!
Why do you all look down?
Where is the woman with her head down?
The woman with her head down.
Where is Mikami?
Mikami! Aren't you here? Are you absent?
I'm here!
Mikami, come here!
Mikami, you have a resolution!
What does it mean to show your resolve?
Yes!
What will you do with your resolution, Mikami?
Please show your resolution, Mikami!
Wow!
That's good!
What's wrong?
Resolve! Resolve!
Resolve?
You want to go to the next stage, don't you? Show your resolve!
I'll give you one more chance.
Show me your resolution!
OK!
How is it? Is it good?
Isn't it good?
It's good!
He's lending it to me!
OK! Then it's OK!
I know your resolution!
I like it! This is it!
At least show me your resolution!
Where should we go next?
Kanzaki!
There's a lot of support.
Kanzaki, I'll give you mentos and cola, so show me your resolution!
Do you understand?
I'll give you mentos and cola, so show me your resolution!
Let's go!
Is that all you've got?
I can't show it at all.
Because it will be like this.
I can't show it at all.
This is no good.
This is devil's punishment.
Please cheer up.
What's wrong?
I want to bring you to my new studio.
My love is going to be like this.
If you don't show your resolve, it will be like this.
Get off!
Don't you think you're handsome?
Yes!
I want to see it!
Are you okay?
My body is already...
It's because you're old.
What?
If you get hurt, you'll be in trouble.
Stay in your current state.
If something happens, you'll be in trouble.
You don't have to say "next stage" or anything like that.
I'll keep it as it is.
Stay in your current state and do your best.
Then what should we do?
Kobayashi and Momonogi!
Who?
Come on!
Let's see it together.
Oh my...
What should we do?
How can we be prepared?
What should we do?
How can we be prepared?
What should we do?
How can we be prepared?
You're great at drawing attention.
Can we...
do it together?
Let's do it.
How can we be prepared?
Let's go!
Go, go!
I can't do it!
Go, go!
What is this?
Change, change, change.
Maho no Ni!
Accept Kobayashi's punishment!
Maho no Ni!
Prepare yourself!
Thank you very much!
She did it!
She's pretty good.
Good angle!
Good angle! OK! Go back!
Go back!
Who's next?
You look relaxed again today.
It's Germany.
Then...
It's been a while.
Since we started.
It suits you.
This lie suits you.
Let's see...
What will Nara do?
Let's give Nara a set of balloons.
What will Nara do?
I put some water in it.
What will you do?
What do you mean when you show your resolve?
How do I show my resolve?
She gave me something.
This...
What will you do?
Good!
You're determined.
Good!
You're receiving it with your face!
Where did you get it?
Wow!
Where did you get it?
Wow!
You're fast!
You got it!
You're fast!
It's okay!
You're good!
I'm sorry.
I know what you're going to do.
Remember what I said.
Don't do it right away.
Let's have Yumekana-chan prepare herself.
Yumekana-chan, you have to be prepared.
Your shoes are wet.
This is a new studio.
You have to be prepared.
Your shoes are wet.
Are you ready?
She's fast!
You're prepared.
She's fast!
She's crazy!
She really respects you.
Yes.
Show her!
I'll do my best!
She's fast!
These girls...
They're amazing!
They're really fast!
They're fast!
They're crazy!
What?
I don't know what you're saying.
How do you feel now?
It's not bad.
I think I'm doing my best.
However, I don't think the other girls are reacting very well.
You're watching me.
Who's next?
"Tomo da" is next.
You can show us what you've got.
"Tomo da" is the usual one.
"Tomo da" is a cider.
She's about to do it.
That's right.
Can you do it?
Be prepared.
Yes!
All right!
Let's go!
Wow!
You know how to drink.
Is it going in?
Ready! Ready!
Go! Go! Go!
All of it! All of it!
That's it! That's it! That's it!
Keep going!
That's it! That's it! That's it!
Keep going!
The wardrobe!
Yeah, wardrobe!
Keep going! Keep going!
Let's go! Go! Go!
Keep going! Go! Go!
All of it!
Keep going!
All of it!
(burp)
One word!
acids!
Water! Water! Water!
Drink water!
Drink water! Drink water!
Excuse me.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
(Laughter)
It was a joke.
It was a joke. Sorry.
Ah, I see.
I made a mistake.
Sorry.
You were prepared, right?
I was prepared.
(Applause)
Thank you for your meal.
This girl is prepared.
Matsuoka.
Oh, she is here.
I have prepared something special for Matsuoka.
(Music)
What is it?
You said you were prepared. What is it?
(Laughter)
I will put my hand on the wheel.
Ah, that is scary.
Don't do it.
Don't do it like Adachi-kun.
If you don't do it with your hand...
I will stop it with my body.
With your body.
Oh.
Then, I will turn the wheel now.
Please stop it wherever you like.
What?
Where will you stop it?
That's right.
When you are prepared.
No, no.
(Laughter)
Don't think like that.
(Laughter)
I believe you.
Don't you have anything, Kazushi?
I don't have anything.
Then...
Where will you stop it?
I will leave it to you.
Bicycle.
Wait, wait.
Are you okay with this bicycle?
What?
Really?
It's fast.
It's pretty fast.
Please hurry up.
It's really fast.
Then, it's okay.
It's Matsuoka's timing.
I really don't like it.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's good.
That's right.
It's safer to say it in a bad way.
It's good.
It's safer to say it in a bad way.
Can you do it?
(Laughter)
I think you can do it.
Can you do it?
I haven't done it yet.
Bring it here.
I haven't done it yet.
Go.
Go, Kazushi.
Go.
Show me.
Be prepared.
Go!
You guys are pretty good!
What's wrong? What's wrong? Are you okay? What's wrong?
What's wrong? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Are you okay?
I'm not okay!
Are you okay?
No, I'm fine. I think my body was sucked in and stopped.
This is something you shouldn't do.
No, I'm prepared.
Are you prepared?
Is there anyone who wants to do this?
I am!
Yes, I am!
I am! Is there anyone who wants to do this? This is your chance!
This is your chance!
No!
That's good!
Go ahead!
I wanted to show you.
Go ahead!
I used to dance in Asakusa.
Then, can you dance in Asakusa style?
In Asakusa style?
In Asakusa style.
While mixing Asakusa dance.
That's good! While dancing.
It's a little sexy.
I want to see your Asakusa dance.
Wow!
That's good!
Wow! It's a calendar!
That's good!
Wow!
She's dancing like this in Asakusa.
Wow!
That's good!
She's dancing while mixing it with a bicycle.
While dancing with a bicycle.
Wow!
Go!
A little more!
A little more! A little more! A little more! A little more!
A little more! A little more! A little more!
Wonderful!
Great!
Asakusa-do-miya!
This is nice!
I want to give you more!
Oh, good resolution.
Wonderful.
I want to do it.
Who is next?
Fujiwara?
Fujiwara should be prepared.
Fujiwara has a lot of items.
There is a basket set.
It's up to you.
Is there a mirror?
It's up to you.
Fujiwara, are you ready?
Yes.
Then show me your resolution.
Fujiwara's resolution is saved.
The continuation is after the commercial.
Fujiwara's resolution is saved.
(Chin Chin Chikinkinkinkinkin)
(Chin Chin Chikinkinkinkinkinkin)
With beautiful comedy.
(Chin Chin Chikinkinkinkinkin)
Foot wrap?
All right!
It's good! It's good!
Then I'll basically ride a bicycle!
(Laughter)
Let's do it like that!
(Chin Chin Chikinkinkinkinkin)
How is it? Can you do it?
I'll do my best!
You can do it!
Oh, you're good!
Practice! Oh, good!
Good, good!
You're getting closer!
How is it?
Oh, you're getting closer!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Oh, how is it? Go!
How is it?
It's not the same! It's not the same at all!
Can you do it one more time? Can you do it one more time?
You can do it after you stand up, right?
Can you do it with a car?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
I saw it! I saw it!
You're a good family with dirty minds!
Do you want me to do it? Do you want me to do it?
Do you want me to do it?
Auntie! Auntie! I saw a big one!
Do you want me to do it? I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
Wonderful!
Don't think you can end it like this!
You're still young!
That's it for today.
From next time, we have a battle waiting for us every time!
Be prepared and challenge!
That's it!
Dismissed!
Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home!
From next week, they will fight hard and see hell!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
Devil's Relay Three Matches!
From next time, a real battle will start!
Devil's Relay will make you cry!
One for each of you!
Which team will receive the devil's execution?
Next Tuesday at 23 o'clock!
Be sure to watch it!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
We have news from Ebisumaskatz!
Yes! On December 27th, Friday,
at Kawasaki Club Chitta,
Ebisumaskatz will hold a solo live!
Surprisingly, tickets will start selling from 24 o'clock!
For details, please visit Ebisumaskatz's official homepage!
We're waiting for you at Kawasaki Club Chitta!