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Ebisu Honey Trap TV
Oh!
Oh-oh!
It's okay! It's okay!
Please show me the huerule, which has served you well in your bath.
I see.
A kappa came to the front of the house and made a fuss.
This is better than the first one.
Certainly.
It will overlap in the second half of the game.
The size of the kappa is...
If it was this small...
You can express the kappa with items you have at home.
That's right.
Did you send the topic?
Yes, I did.
It's already recorded.
Everyone is excited about it.
Speaking of kappa, Kanzaki was played with kappa in the past.
Was there a kappa era?
Yes, there was.
That's right.
I think it's strong.
Kappa is strong.
Ms. Okuo doesn't remember it at all.
Why?
Did you have a kappa era, Ms. Kanzaki?
It's really the first one.
It's been about five years since then.
No one remembers it.
I don't think anyone remembers it.
I see.
Here it is!
It's from Eikawa.
Eikawa!
Let's connect to Eikawa.
It's summer vacation in the bath.
What are you doing?
It's summer vacation in the bath.
Please show me the kappa.
It passed by.
It came out.
Isn't it a kappa?
Is it a kappa?
It was hot in the bath yesterday.
I don't feel like doing this anymore.
It's summer vacation.
I eat cucumbers on a break.
It's summer vacation in the bath.
This is not a cucumber.
This is not a chocolate.
I don't feel like doing this anymore.
What should we do?
I can't do it anymore.
It's over.
It's over, but it's sad.
Please cut it before it's over.
It's a house with stairs.
It's amazing.
I'm more interested in what kind of house it is.
It's a house with stairs.
Are you ready?
Matsuoka and Kanzaki are coming.
What will you do?
Let's start with Matsuoka.
Let's go to Matsuoka.
Please show me the kappa.
A dog!
A dog is looking at you!
A dog is looking at you with a mysterious look on its face!
Oh, oh, a dog!
Oh!
Oh, was that a stop?
Oh?
This is a dirty house, really.
A dirty house.
Wow!
Is that a kappa?
It's hot!
Ah!
It's hot!
She's saying it's hot!
She's talking, isn't she?
In my belly!
Huh?
In my belly!
Yeah.
What's wrong, Hokuro?
The radio is bad.
Kappa?
Is it a kappa?
The radio is bad, so I'll put it back.
She said, "The radio is bad, so I'll put it back."
I guess it's because of the Wi-Fi.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work from the beginning, does it?
Please do it again!
From now on!
No, no, no!
Hahaha!
It can't be helped!
Please do it again!
It can't be helped!
Before we know the whole story, let's cut it and do it again!
Let's do it!
Next!
Next is Kanzaki!
Oh, Chan-sai!
Yes, Kanzaki!
Let's go with Chan-sai!
Kanzaki-san!
Yes!
Earlier...
It was...
a bit out of style.
Yes.
Please show us your summer-bated kappa!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Oh!
Your summer-bated makeup is funny!
Oh, there's a plate!
You're putting it on!
What are you doing?
Are you trying to eat a banana peel?
What's that?
Huh?
Is it a samosi?
Samosi?
Is it a samosi?
What is that?
Is it a seaweed?
She ate it. She ate the samosi.
It's a cucumber. It's a cucumber, isn't it?
But that's a bear, isn't it?
She's tired. She's waiting for summer.
What does it taste like?
It's a bit heavy.
How is it?
What does the samosi taste like?
It's hard.
What's up with you?
Is it painful?
Do you still have it? Can you still do it?
Will you stop it?
Will you do it?
I'll stop it.
Please do it for me.
It's painful.
You often do it at home, don't you?
I don't have cucumbers at home.
You may not have cucumbers.
You may not eat much cucumbers.
You may not eat much cucumbers in your life.
Have you contacted her?
I haven't contacted her yet.
Has anyone contacted you?
I have contacted her from Ishioka and Kurosawa.
Kurosawa.
I'm curious about this.
Put it on your nose.
Show me your summer-baked kappa, Kurosawa-san!
My kappa is burnt.
Oh, it's a lot.
It's hot.
Isn't your house shaking?
It's hot. The song I sang earlier is hot.
I'm putting a CD on my head.
But it's a CD.
It's hot.
It's not a cucumber. Give it to me first.
You drink it first, this kappa.
I'm biting my medal now.
You can't do that. If you bite your medal...
If you don't get a gold medal...
That's true.
He's biting his medal.
He's tired.
I'm biting my medal now. Give it to me first.
Give it to me first.
He's biting his medal.
Isn't it funny?
It's hot.
Kurosawa-san, can you show this to your mother next door?
That's definitely no good.
No good?
No good.
What is your mother doing now?
I think she's working.
Next door?
Yes.
In the next room?
She's working in the next room.
Kurosawa-san, what are you doing now?
I'm biting my medal.
Why are you biting your medal?
Isn't it funny?
Why are you biting your medal?
Look at your mother for a second.
Mother?
A little bit.
She had a weird face.
I wish my daughter would do something like this.
I agree.
I'm going to be seriously scolded later.
That's right. If your daughter says "I want to drink alcohol in the bathroom" in the bathroom, your mother will be angry about it.
It's supposed to be an idol, though.
Next is?
Yes, well, Ishioka or Matsuoka again?
Let's go to Ishioka.
Yes, please go to Ishioka.
Ishioka is in front of you.
Huh? It's not coming out!
Oh, it's coming out!
Please show me a summery cup!
It's good! It's good! It's good!
What's this?
Oh, it's potatoes.
Potatoes.
Is it Pringles?
What's going on with your head?
What's going on with my head? Is it foam?
Is it foam?
You're making a plate, aren't you?
Oh, it's wonderful!
Yeah!
Oh, it's summery.
Yeah!
I can't speak with this.
Oh, you're in the bath.
Yeah, I'm in the bath.
Are you having a summery?
I'm having a summery and it's foamy.
It's a funny relationship.
I'm having a summery and it's foamy.
It's funny.
I see.
Thank you for your hard work!
I see.
Shall we go back to Matsuoka?
Yes, let's go back to Matsuoka.
The radio didn't reach us earlier.
That's right. It's a house with bad radio.
It doesn't reach us, does it?
Oh, it's here!
Can I have a cup, please?
It's here!
Oh, it's hot!
Huh?
Where's my head?
Huh?
Where's my head?
It's stuck in my nose.
It's hot!
Your eyes are going away.
Huh?
You look pitiful.
It's hot!
Hurry up and cut it!
It's hot!
I won't cut it!
I'm still going!
No, you're lying!
Is that a kappa?
Isn't it a kappa?
Is it a kappa?
It's a kappa, but it's Asahi's kappa.
It's Asahi's kappa.
It doesn't look like a kappa.
It doesn't look like a kappa at all.
Kappa!
Kappa are good at sumo wrestling.
Can you do sumo wrestling?
Oops!
It's been a while since I did this.
That's right.
This is bad, isn't it?
I know.
Do your best!
You want me to cut it, don't you?
What?
You want me to cut it, don't you?
Seriously.
I won't cut it.
Please cut it!
Can you do a kappa dance?
A kappa dance?
Please do a kappa dance.
The dog is watching you.
The dog is watching you, isn't it?
The dog is watching you.
The way you treat the dog is messy.
That's good.
That's good, isn't it?
That's your dance, isn't it?
That's good.
Your dance is big.
Is my brother coming?
Is my brother coming back?
I want to see my brother.
That's your dance, isn't it?
If you leave me alone, I won't come back.
That's good, isn't it?
That's good.
Do you want me to cut it for you?
A little more?
I'm sorry.
The director said a little more.
A little more.
That's your dance.
What's next?
Is it a request next?
A request.
Can you rap for me?
A rap for you?
Yes.
Is that a rap?
Suddenly.
It's extended.
It's like Chiki Chiki Bom.
Chiki Chiki Bom.
You guys are great.
Amigami-san.
Amigami-san, are you ready?
I haven't heard from you yet, but shall we go?
Shall we go?
It's not coming out.
Are you preparing it now?
Oh, it's coming out!
Can you give me a cup of summer latte?
Didn't you say you made it?
Didn't I say that?
Not yet?
Then...
Can you do it?
That's good.
Ah...
Is it good?
Ah...
It's hot.
It's summer latte.
It's coming out.
Ah, it's hot!
Oh!
Are you okay, Kappa?
What's wrong?
Huh?
Kappa, are you okay?
Kappa!
Huh?
Huh? Kappa, are you okay?
Huh?
That's dangerous, Kappa!
Are you okay?
Huh?
I didn't think about it at all.
I didn't think about it at all. Please hang up.
Can you think about it and call me back?
I don't have a kappa pass.
We don't have a kappa pass.
Please do it.
I'll hang up for now. Let's hang up for now.
I'll hang up for now. Please do it.
Please do it until the end.
I'll come back soon.
I was thinking about it while it was sinking, but I couldn't think of anything.
I hate you.
It's difficult.
I couldn't think of anything.
I can't get a call from Kishimoto.
Huh?
I don't know what's going on.
Are you going to Miyamura?
Miyamura-san called me earlier.
Is Miyamura available?
Shall we ask him?
Miyamura.
Miyamura-san entered without permission earlier.
Really?
I made a mistake.
If you don't mind, you don't have to come out.
I've already done it once.
That's right.
Not at all.
Why is there such a kappa?
I wonder what will happen.
He gave me water earlier in the house.
Yeah.
"Are you going to Miyamura-san?" Personally...
I'm scared of this.
I'm scared.
Directly.
I'll do it gently.
I'm getting stronger mentally.
That's amazing.
I'm being pushed back.
No matter where you go, you'll be pushed back.
That's right.
No matter how much you're pushed back.
After this, I'll reflect on myself.
That's right.
This is hard.
I don't know what's right.
I don't know.
Kishimoto-san.
Shall we call Kishimoto-san?
That's right.
Just a little.
I don't have any contact.
Kishimoto-san was in the bath earlier.
That's right.
It's okay even if you're in the bath.
It's hard.
I'd like a cup of summer tea, please.
Yes, ma'am!
Oh, I see.
It's a net tights, isn't it?
Net tights.
It's amazing.
It fits you.
It's like a kappa wearing a uniform.
Are you all right?
Did you get caught in a net?
I see!
Did you get caught in a net of something?
Oh, you poor thing!
It's a kappa caught in a net!
Oh, you poor thing!
Help me, please!
How about putting your face in water for once?
Are you all right?
What?
It must be painful, so putting your face in water is better.
Yes, kappa are better in water.
Yes, it's better.
I'm so happy!
Water!
You'll get thirsty.
You've already taken off your net, haven't you?
You've already taken it off.
Net! Net! Net!
The net was good.
It's amazing!
The net! Net! The net was good!
The net?
Yes, the net was the best!
Yes, yes, yes.
You got caught in a piercing.
Are you all right?
Don't poke your ears.
Put a plate on it.
You have to put a plate on it!
You only put a plate on it, haven't you?
(Laughs)
It's just a plate!
A plate!
Put it in a plate!
Oh, good!
You got caught in the net!
Yeah!
That's good!
I got caught in the net! I have to get on the water! Kappa!
Yeah!
Kappa is dying! I have to get on the water!
(Laughs)
Oh, I'm sorry, I helped you!
Ah!
Are you okay?
Will you help me?
I can't do it anymore!
Yeah!
I can't do it anymore!
Are you okay?
Will you help me?
I can't do it anymore!
What's wrong?
It's a hippo!
A hippo? What's this?
It's not a hippo.
You said you're a hippo, not a hippo.
It's scary, isn't it? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's happening?
The hippo... What's wrong?
The hippo...
It's going away!
It's not good, is it?
What should we do? The hippo is leaving. This is not good!
The dog is worried about you!
Will you help me?
The dog is worried about you!
Help me! Please!
Please take her to a dog shelter.
Thank you very much.
Wanchan has been worrying about you.
She has been worrying about you.
We got a call from Miyamura.
Let's go and see.
Miyamura is entering the room.
Miyamura is very enthusiastic.
He is very enthusiastic.
Kappa, please!
Blood!
It's full of blood!
What's wrong with you?
What happened?
Kappa, you're covered in blood!
What's wrong with you?
You're bleeding, Kappa!
You're bleeding a lot, aren't you?
He's crying!
Kappa is crying!
What's wrong with you?
Are you sick?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? Are you tired?
Kappa...
He was trying to wear a summer coat...
and put ketchup on his face...
That's ketchup!
He put ketchup on his face!
It was hard for him!
He's eating cucumbers!
I'm sure of it!
He's crying!
I know!
He put ketchup on his face and I was wondering what he was doing!
At home, alone...
Ouch!
Are you okay?
You're going to die!
You cut it yourself, didn't you?
That's amazing!
Nice Kappa!
Why were you crying?
Was it hard for you to put ketchup on your face?
But it came out!
Oh, you put ketchup on your face!
I see!
I was going to put ketchup like this, but it came out!
Lastly...
Let's have Mikami close the show!
Shall we?
Let's see...
Is it done?
Mikami and...
Mikami was in the middle of it.
That's right.
He's an ace, so...
Since he's an ace...
Oh!
Kappa, please!
Oh! Is it you, Kappa?
Oh...
Oh, Kappa...
It's a little summery...
Oh...
It's summery, isn't it, Kappa?
Yeah, it was hot.
Huh?
You prepared something.
What? Do I eat something?
Huh? Huh?
You prepared a lot.
Yeah.
You're dirty.
In the bath... In the bath, with some noodles...
Ramen? Somen?
What's that?
Somen, maybe?
Kappa, when it's summery, it's somen.
That's true.
It's definitely ramen noodles.
Oh, you put it back.
Oh, what are you going to do?
Oh!
Kappa!
Huh? Oh, oh, oh!
It's back in the water.
Oh!
Kappa-san?
Oh, no. It's the same pattern as before, isn't it?
But you're doing it because you have it, right?
That's right. Oh!
What?
It's summery, isn't it, Kappa?
It's summery, it's impossible!
You said it clearly!
Clearly!
Please say "yes"!
What?
I didn't even hear it.
Please say "yes"!
It's impossible. I don't like it.
It's impossible, isn't it?
Please do it!
Please!
Please go in the water and come out and say something!
That's right!
It'll end like this, won't it?
Yeah!
Yeah...
Isn't it nice? Going in like this.
Going in slowly like this. Isn't it nice?
Hahaha!
Mascots are strict!
That's right, mascots are strict!
That's right.
Oh, she said it herself.
Oh, that's good.
Help me!
What's going on?
Help me!
She went in by herself!
Help me!
The person next to you might think something.
Someone call the police! Are you okay?
Help me!
The person next to you might call the police!
Help me!
You might think it's an incident!
Help me!
Are you really asking for help?
Are you done?
It's been a while, and it's really painful!
Help me!
I want you to help me!
Help me!
You might get called by the police!
Let's hang up!
It's better not to shout!
You might get in trouble.
Finally, we will announce the most interesting housemaid.
But this time, we will have a lot of housemaids!
The most interesting housemaid is...
Ms. Miyamura!
Thank you!
Miyamura from the first entry!
I had no intention of going out at all.
The first and second ones were both good.
Certainly!
You were in good shape.
I was in good shape.
I was crying in the second one.
"The ketchup!" I said.
So, this time, Miyamura will be the home queen!
Next time, we will find out who will appear in the studio!
I'm looking forward to it!
Please look forward to it!
I'm already at 120kg!