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Ebisu Honey Trap TV
Now it's started! Ebisu Honey Trap TV!
We will send you a ticket for your own honey trap!
And this is the host of this show, Mr. Kao Okubo!
Nice to meet you! I love this show!
Oh, you do?
I love it! Just watching it makes girls work so hard and it's fun!
Let's do our best!
And we have Mr. Suzuki Kaku, the official uncle of Muscats!
I'm sorry to say this myself, but is it okay for me to be the official uncle?
Like Nogizaka, Bananaman, Hinatazaka and Odori...
Is it okay for me to be the official uncle? Well, it's weird to say "uncle", but...
You're weak! Honestly, you're weak!
You're weak!
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped. It can't be helped.
And this time, we're going to have a "stay-at- home" competition.
Last year, we had it during our stay-at-home period and it was very popular.
Now that we're living in a world like this, we're going to try it again, including the meaning of avoiding honey!
That's a good idea!
By the way, what kind of project is it?
Muscats must be erotic and funny even if they stay at home!
So, we're going to give Muscats a topic during our stay-at-home period and...
We're going to have a video call...
We're going to have a video call and compete for the funniest way of staying at home!
You're totally ready for it!
I'm nervous! It's been a while!
That's right!
With this project, we were able to read a lot of well- known answers!
That's right!
Is there anything that left an impression on you?
Kobayashi?
Kobayashi had a lot of family members, but...
Kobayashi's mother...
Well, she's a bit of an ugly old woman...
She looks like an old woman, but...
She uses vegetables to make eggs...
That's funny!
And she does it with her daughter...
You can see her playing nice with her daughter, right?
If you have both parents and children, it's probably funny.
You're saying it all the time!
Also, if you're in a studio, you'll usually slip, but...
With this project, you'll be able to slip and have fun.
It's highly rated!
I've only seen you slip in a studio.
I don't want you to slip.
By the way, when you did it last time, you were pretty tired.
I was wondering why I had to do so much.
You're lucky you came here today.
I mean, it's fine!
I'm already 39 years old!
You can do it! You're 39 years old!
I'm 39 years old and my family is laughing at me!
You don't have to do something like a youngster like that!
I was able to see what kind of life young people have in their homes.
This project is tough!
By the way, what did you do?
Me?!
I wore stockings and made weird faces.
Oh, you did that on TV!
Also, when I was sleeping, I suddenly got a call and was told to do something.
I was thrown into the bath and left in my clothes.
You're lucky!
You're lucky you wore stockings, made weird faces, laughed, and fell in the bath.
You're lucky!
I'm sure the members at home will find it very interesting, too, so we'd like to get started now!
If you are chosen as the queen who revealed the most interesting stories this time, you will have the right to return to the studio the next time!
In addition, you can be an MC and sit in this seat.
You don't have to do hard work.
I think it's completely different.
Mihiro is sitting here because she is old, but she will come next time.
If the queen comes here, she will be pushed out naturally.
Can't I stay here forever?
But only one person...
The space is getting smaller and smaller, and you can't go back.
No!
You may have left a lot of achievements as an MC today.
I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
Let's do our best!
Now, let's get started with the right to appear in the studio!
Mascots members, we're going now, so please get ready!
Let's go!
If you're serious, let's go!
Let's go!
"Who is erotic and interesting?" Home King Decision Battle, start!
It takes a lot of songs.
You are doing your best.
It's exciting.
What's wrong with you?
I'm excited.
By the way, we haven't given you a topic yet.
How is it?
The girls who live alone are standing by alone.
They are in a very anxious situation now.
That's right.
Can someone connect what the situation is like?
Shall we go?
Who is good?
Anyone can go.
Anyone can go?
Shall we go Matsuoka?
Matsuoka.
Matsuoka is...
Look at her.
She is waiting for us.
She has a good sense of humor.
Matsuoka.
Good morning.
The topic will be announced soon.
How are you feeling?
I'm fine.
You are fine.
What's wrong with you?
I was preparing.
You don't have a tongue.
You don't have a tongue, do you?
I'm sorry.
You don't have a tongue?
No, I don't have a tongue.
Do you have a tongue?
Yes, I do.
What are you doing all of a sudden?
That's good.
Is that your own room?
Is it your family's house? Do you live alone?
Yes, it's my family's house.
You have a lot of things.
Is this your own room?
Isn't it messy?
You have a lot of things.
I don't have my own room.
What do you mean?
Is that your living room?
It's like a house.
Are you a big family?
No, we are a family of three.
What is that poster behind you?
What is that poster?
It's like a poster of a dangerous country.
Is it this poster?
Yes, it is.
What is it?
It doesn't look like a poster.
It's amazing.
What is it?
It's me.
What?
Is it you on the right?
Is it you on the small one?
It's me.
Is it you on the small one?
I don't know you.
Why?
That's scary.
You don't know me.
Why did you make that poster?
You don't know me.
I used to be a model.
Oh, you were a model for a work.
Yes, I was.
You are cute.
By the way, don't you think the band-aid is very old-fashioned?
Yes, it is.
I like the old-fashioned sense of home.
I like it very much.
Really?
It makes me feel kind.
How old are you?
No, but I've lived here for over 20 years.
20 years?
Yes.
Wow.
Don't you have a family now? Are you alone?
I don't have one, but I'm a little scared that my brother might come back.
What are you afraid of?
No, my brother doesn't like to go out much, so if he finds out...
Well, I guess he doesn't like that room.
I see. Then you should do it before your brother comes back.
I want to do it now.
What time does your brother always come back?
Today is off, so I went to play under the light, so he may come back in a little while.
Oh, no way!
By the way, what is your brother doing?
Brother, what are you doing?
I'm doing self-healing.
Huh?
Healing.
Oh, are you doing a healing job?
Judo. Judo healing.
Oh, I see. Like a masseur.
Oh, I see.
Masseur.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Then, brother...
Why aren't you wearing it?
What's coming?
That's right.
That's what I thought, so I took it off in a hurry.
You took it off in a hurry and took it off?
I took it off in a hurry and took it off?
I don't know why, Shinri.
It's about time you took it off.
I don't know what's coming, so it's probably thinned out so you can cut anything.
That's right.
I'll go later, so please get ready.
So you'd better hurry up before my brother comes back, right?
Yes, please.
Please.
See you later.
Yes, please.
All right.
Yes.
As you can see, everyone is waiting for you.
Yes, let's go.
All right, then.
I'm going to tell you the topics through the group line.
If you have a topic, please contact the group line.
Oh, you said you did it.
Yes.
Then I'll give you the first topic.
Yes.
Mr. Okubo, please.
All right.
Oh, that's nice.
Then the first topic is...
Please let the stress that you couldn't have fun at the beach explode this year.
Wow.
But isn't it kind of free?
There's no special setting, right?
Yes, it's too free and it might be a little difficult.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
But it's a good topic.
You can go either way.
You can be excited.
Yes.
It's okay if you're a little angry.
Yes.
That's nice.
Is this already transmitted to you?
Oh, yes.
It's been transmitted.
Yes, we have seven people recording it now.
Seven people.
Yes.
Oh, well, I think everyone knows the topic.
I think order is important.
Yes.
It's the same with cutting.
That's right.
If you really slip in front of you, you want to do it right away.
Yes.
There are times when you slip in two rows.
I don't like it if you overlap.
I don't like it.
So I think it's definitely better to do it early.
Isn't the third one the best?
Looking at it.
Yes.
You can't see it, can you?
I can't see it.
I don't know when anyone will come.
Oh, that's right.
I see, I see.
All you can see is this side, right?
That's right.
We haven't received any comments about it being done yet.
You're thinking about it, aren't you, guys? Of course we do!
Wow, if it was me, I'd absolutely hate it.
What would you do?
You're at home, and you're using your brain. That's really bad.
I hate it.
That's the stress, isn't it?
Yeah.
I hope you'll blow it up.
Yes, I hope you'll blow it up.
Ah! Ah! From Chan-sai...
Ah, Chan-sai!
It's done!
Wow, that's a cute yukata, Chan-sai.
Please blow up all the stress you didn't have at sea this year!
Chan-sai, go ahead!
♪ The sea is wide... ♪
It's here, it's here, it's here.
What's with that gross-looking turban?
Huh?
Huh? What did you say?
What did you say?
The sound's cut off!
Darling, take me... to the sea!
What are you saying?
It hasn't blown up at all!
It hasn't blown up at all! It's been cut off!
It hasn't blown up at all!
Darling, it hasn't blown up at all!
I want it to blow up more!
That's right!
Next, uh... From Kano Yura...
Ah! Yes!
It's done!
Kano Yura-chan.
Yes, Kano Yura-chan.
Please don't do it.
I don't have an image of it blowing up, but...
Is it coming?
It's coming!
Please let me blow up all the stress I couldn't run around in the sea this year!
Go ahead!
♪ Ah, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty, it's shitty ♪
Call me shitty and...
This isn't there anymore, right?
You know it.
Isn't it? What do you have for that?
Isn't it anymore?
Call me shitty and...
Is it sunscreen?
Shouldn't it be sunscreen?
Call me shitty and...
You only say shitty and...
Call me shitty and...
And?
You don't need to go to the ocean anymore!
I'm fine even if I don't say it.
Don't lower your stress.
You look fine.
Is it painful?
It sucks.
It's like a broken CD.
It sucks.
How do you feel now? Is it painful?
It's painful.
What is it?
Isn't it not enough?
It's like an explosion.
I'm a little angry now, but it's not enough.
Everyone says it's not enough.
This is probably the first time I haven't talked to anyone at home that day.
- It's hard for me too. - Also, we can't raise our voices because we're at home.
- Ah... - So we'd like to say, "Shit!" but we can't say it out loud.
- There are many reasons for that. - Probably.
- It's a residential area. - That's right, it's a residential area.
It'll be a nuisance for the neighbors.
But we'd like it to explode right away.
- Next is from Kurosawa. - Oh, it's here!
- It looks like it's going to explode. - Are you good at planning things like this?
- Right? - Yeah.
Can't you expect something like this?
- It looks like shit. - Wow, it's processed.
- It's too processed. - Yeah, it's too processed.
- The net is amazing. - It's here.
Kurosawa-san, please explode the stress of not being able to party at the beach this year!
- Summer, summer, summer, summer coat - Are you wearing it?
This is my house.
A strange shirt.
- It says "a large amount" on it. - Hey! That's not fair!
That's not fair!
- Summer, did you say something? - Summer, did you say something?
- She said something in a low voice. - Yeah.
- Summer, you said something, didn't you? - Yeah, she said something.
- Summer, what? - What?
- What's up?
- What? - Summer!
Huh?
Well...
Mr. Okubo, how was it?
The T-shirt was funny, and I felt like it was going to pop.
That's right. Just a little more.
Just a little more!
Is it too late?
It's your parents' house.
It's your parents' house, but if your mom is in the house next door, you don't like it, do you?
It's my parents' house.
You said "summer" when you were little.
That's right.
After all, it was smaller than this.
It's small.
"Summer, summer, summer" was about this.
Because it's my parents' house.
Yes.
Is anyone coming?
Yes, I'm coming.
Let's go!
Ishioka is coming.
I want you to develop.
It's been a while since I've seen everyone like this.
You're doing it.
Ishioka, please release the stress you couldn't release at sea this year.
I'm sorry I couldn't go to the sea this year because of COVID-19.
You're talking a lot.
I'm nervous.
Good night.
"Call me baby" in my heart.
"Tube".
You said "baby".
"Tube".
That's good.
You were under a lot of stress.
After you said "ah".
"Omars" also released a lot of stress.
Oh, I'm under a lot of stress.
It's a good song.
The song selection is old.
"Tube", "Ah, summer vacation".
Yes, "summer vacation".
Shall we go to the next one?
Let's go.
The next one is "mikami".
Yua.
It's "ace".
Can we see your room?
Everyone is amazing.
They're angry.
Yua, please release the stress you couldn't release at sea.
Yes.
Oh, it's good.
How is it?
It's hot, isn't it?
Oh, it's hot again.
Where is it?
Be careful.
Are you okay?
Huh?
Hot! Hot!
I think it's a little naked.
It's okay. It's a mecha, too.
Scary, scary, scary, scary.
Hot!
Too fast!
Hot!
It's hot and weird.
That much?
Huh?
Is it over? Is it over?
Is it okay to end?
Oh, yes.
I enjoyed the summer.
How was it?
There's one more explosion, right?
Thank you for one more explosion.
It's hot. It's hot, isn't it?
I think there's one more explosion.
Isn't it hot?
Oh, it's hot!
There's more, isn't there?
There's more!
It's hot!
Are you okay?
It's a girl's swimsuit, so it's hot.
What are you doing in your own house?
It exploded!
Wow, it exploded!
Isn't it good?
It exploded with stress!
It's like a microwave oven.
I could see it just now!
The top...
Was it dangerous?
It was dangerous.
At first, you were surprised, too, weren't you?
I thought you were puking.
But it exploded, didn't it?
It exploded!
In your own bed...
- That's right! - Can you do it again?
Can you do it again? Can you make a phone call to Johnny Kami?
I just thought, "It's over!"
One more explosion, right?
You're probably relieved now.
- One more explosion, please. - Why are you pulling it?
Can you do one more explosion? One more explosion, it's hot, isn't it?
It looks like there's one more explosion, doesn't it?
- What is it? - No one was there!
- It looks like there's one more explosion, doesn't it? - It's an encore!
- It's an encore, doesn't it? - It's getting hot!
- What's wrong? - It's hot!
It's hot!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
- It's hot! - It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
- The bed is huge! - What is it?
- It's hot! - It's hot!
- It's exploding!
- It's on top of your bed! - Are you okay?
- Hey! The water is... - What is it?
Are you okay? Your bed is going to be a mess!
- It's nice, isn't it? - It's nice, isn't it?
- It's nice, okay! - Thank you!
- It's exploding! - Thank you, it's nice!
Nice!
That's amazing!
It was a blast!
It was great!
It was really smooth.
You didn't smell it that much.
You didn't smell it.
I didn't smell it.
You're a saint, aren't you?
You smelled it like perfume.
Perfume or...
Like fabris.
I smelled fabris.
In the end you were smelling yourself.
- Fabrizio. - And Mikami.
- Mikami is also a candidate for first place. - She's strong.
- Has anyone else done it before? - Yes!
- It's from Matsuoka! - Oh, it's here!
- Before Onii-chan comes... - Yes!
[Matsuoka's song]
Let my stress explode this year while I'm having fun at the beach, Matsuoka!
- "Seeds"! - "Seeds"!
- Matsuoka's song... - "Seeds"!
- Before... Her face! Her face!
- Her face...
- "Seeds"?
- Oh? She's coming! She's coming!
- "Seeds"!
- She's doing a lot of make-up!
- A dog's here! A dog's here! A dog's here!
A dog's here!
- A dog's here! From behind!
- A dog's getting worried!
- "Seeds"!
- The dog flew...
She's got her head wet.
Her eyebrows are connected.
Can you do it? Can you still do it?
Can you still do it?
Can you still explode?
Explode!
Her face is exploding.
Don't show me that face.
Explode!
Explode with stress!
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it?
I did it!
Why didn't you do it?
What are you doing?
She's gone.
Is it your duty?
I'm going.
Are you done?
Is it your duty?
I'm going.
You're going?
Go ahead.
Go ahead and do it at home.
At home.
What is she doing?
Is she shampooing?
Yes.
Is she shampooing?
Dad!
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Is she okay?
She's acting weird. Is she okay?
At home.
Didn't you decide?
I hope he doesn't come back.
What kind of dog are you painting?
Where is the dog?
Matsuoka-kun, a little further away.
Did you pull the dog?
He's running away.
He's scared of you.
Come here.
He's not coming back.
Come here.
He's not coming back at all.
There are a lot of dirty people in the house.
I'm scared. I'm scared. Cut it out. Cut it out.
It was an explosion.
It was an explosion, but I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I can't do it.
It's summer vacation.
Kijima Airi.
She's coming.
Airi, can you explode?
She's coming.
Airi, please explode the stress you couldn't release at sea.
I couldn't go to the beach. I'm stressed out.
I want to feel the wide sea in the blue sky.
It's like you're sprinkling salt.
What's going on?
I said I wanted to feel the sea in the blue sky.
I sprinkled salt because I wanted to feel it more.
What did you sprinkle?
Salt.
You were holding something like a water gun.
But you couldn't see it. You couldn't see what you wanted to show the most.
I thought you were holding a weird tool.
It was like a water gun.
It's like a water gun.
When you're stressed out, you get addicted.
You're stressed out.
That's right.
Shall we move on to Eika and Noa?
Eika, we're waiting for you.
It's like this.
Eika, please explode the stress you couldn't release at sea.
I want to feel the wide sea in the blue sky.
You're wearing a suit.
But I can't drink beer.
Drink beer.
I'm sorry.
I can't drink ice cream.
I'm sorry.
I can't go to the beach.
I'm stressed out.
Drink beer.
It's delicious.
It's mint.
It's ice.
It's the second drink.
Is there anything else besides ice beer?
I think there's something else besides ice beer.
Here's more.
Shall we swim in the open sea?
Swim in the open sea.
That's nice.
Swimming in the open sea is fun.
What else?
I think there's something else.
I think I can drink something else.
I think I can drink something different.
Beer is the best.
It's the third time.
It's delicious.
The third beer.
What will you do?
I'm sorry. Please go away.
She's in the sea.
It's fun.
The clerk is in the sea.
Is there nothing else?
No.
If you don't have anything, say "no".
If you go to the sea, ice and snow will rot and you won't be happy.
If you go to the sea, you will want to swim like this, so you need to practice.
What kind of dance is this?
Is it a synchro dance? What is it?
Ms. Eka?
You don't have any more?
No more.
Let's cut it.
It is true that you got tired of ice and beer when you went to Sanshu.
- Should we fix our mouths? - Should we fix our mouths?
- Yes. - Okay.
- Mikami-san. - Mikami, do you want to go?
- Yes. - Mikami-san, I think you're calm now.
Mikami-san has been standing for a long time.
I think it's really annoying. It keeps coming up.
- Are you thinking about it now? It's hard to come up. - It's not coming up.
- It's not coming up. Oh, it's coming up! - Oh, what is it?!
Another one! Another one, please!
- Is it okay for it to explode so quickly? - How many times... How many times does it take?!
- Can you fix your mouth and come up, please? - I knew it wouldn't come up.
- Everyone's getting used to it! - Yes, yes.
- Oh, a dog! A dog! - Oh, a dog!
- Oh, it's going to explode! - What's wrong?
- Oh, my! - What's wrong?
- It's hot! - It's hot!
- Oh, it's hot! - It's hot!
- It's hot!
- A dog! A dog! - A dog!
- A dog!
- A dog! A dog! - A dog!
- A dog! A dog! - A dog! A dog!
- Oh, it's hot! It's hot! - Oh, it's hot!
- Oh, it's hot!
- Don't show us that! - Oh, it's hot!
- Don't show us that!
- Why do you say "impress"?
- Doggy is also scared.
- Doggy was so scared!
- Shall we change the topic?
- Yes.
- Miyamura will join in the second team.
- Yes, you can watch it.
It's supposed to be your entry, but you made a mistake and didn't have to do it.
You're so positive.
You didn't have to do it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please explode the stress that you couldn't release in the sea of Miyamura.
I'm already a spider.
Wow, it's heavy.
Wow, I wanted to jump.
Why didn't I go to the sea this year?
Wow, that's great.
That's great, isn't it?
It's a beach ball.
I'm getting stressed out.
Wouldn't it be better to wear more?
Let's go more.
Shout and wear it.
Wow.
It's wet.
It's a big deal.
I'm getting stressed out because I can't breathe.
It's a big deal.
Wow.
You did your best.
You sacrificed your house.
Wow.
Do you want me to take it off for you?
Help me.