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The modern entertainment world requires compliance as a default and pure love.
However, women's issues have disappeared in one fell swoop.
In order to prevent such a situation, the program "Ebisu Honey Trap TV" is produced by Muscats.
"Ebisu Honey Trap TV"!
Yes!
Everyone, welcome!
I would like to introduce you right away.
This is the MC, Mr. Okuba!
Mr. Okuba!
Hello!
Welcome!
And this is the guest, Mr. Kurosawa of "MURI-SAN- TSU"!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
And this is our first guest today.
Mr. Suzuki of "DRUNK-DRAGON"!
Thank you very much!
You're laughing, aren't you?
It's hard to get on!
It's hard to say "this is good"!
What is it like to start a program like this?
I'm from Prague.
Is that so?
It's hard to get on!
I'm sorry, really.
That's right.
It's hard to get on!
I'm sorry!
I don't know how to get on!
It's okay!
You're welcome!
And this is our security guard, Mr. Mina of "MUSCATS"!
Thank you!
You're laughing, aren't you?
It's a new variety show.
And finally, I'll be your MC for today.
I'm your heart's goldsmith, Mr. Natsuki of "HANA- REMUSHI"!
Thank you!
That's nice!
Are there any people who are really good at Kyoto dialect?
I'll do my best, so please take care of me!
It's like "HANA-REMUSHI" is starting!
It's like you can hear the bell of a temple ringing.
They're doing it in a really nice atmosphere!
This "HANITRA" is set up in a different "HANA- REMUSHI" mood than usual!
And this summer is a season of relaxation and seduction!
In other words, it's the season when you're most likely to get involved in scandals!
Because there's more exposure, right?
That's right!
So this time, as a month to prevent scandals,
our summer special has been a huge hit, the "VR Breast Traps"!
"VR Breast Traps"!
"VR Breast Traps" has come out!
"VR Breast Traps" have been set up by numerous celebrities up until now!
Since it's a month to prevent scandals in the summer,
this time, we've finally got our hopes up again!
In addition, we're going to use our advanced traps to ring out the bells!
Today's "HANITRA" is...
First of all, as a special episode of "TARGET! ABEMA" love show,
we've called it "Koi Shite Duet"!
Koisete Duet
This show is a show where we verify what kind of changes will happen to the couple by "Duet"
Is there a show like this?
"ABEMA" seems like a good show, doesn't it?
It's kind of messy, this fake show.
But I'll leave the rest to you, Mr. Narration.
No, you can do it!
You can do it!
Just a little more!
Just a little more! Don't rely on the editor!
You can do it!
You can do it for yourself!
You can do it!
We don't know until we're born!
Mr. Narration seems to be at his limit, so I'll explain in his stead.
Summer is a season of relaxation!
"Temptation Endurance" 3-round "Honey Trap" special!
While filming a fake show, she deepened her relationship by body touch and fake love diagnosis by a duet.
After filming, she approaches to exchange LINE.
If she exchanges LINE, it's one down!
The exchange of simple contact details becomes a trigger for women's problems!
3-round "Sexy VR" special!
After filming, she approaches to watch "Sexy VR" and becomes excited.
She tempts her by asking "Can I touch your boobs?"
She doesn't resist at work!
If she touches her boobs, it's two down!
3-round "Can I lick your fingers?" special!
At last, she approaches to lick her fingers with that momentum!
It's a super dangerous action without rationality!
If she licks her fingers, it's a complete knockout!
And the real fear of this honey trap starts now!
Actually, while watching erotic VR, a girl says "touch my boobs"
And the one who reaches out is not the cute girl's boobs, but this man's boobs!
Here he is, Mr. Boob Talent!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, kill me!
Yes, the boobs that the target touches are not the girl's boobs, but Mr. Boob Talent's D-cup boobs!
Of course, Mr. Boob Talent is also in charge of licking her fingers!
This is a crazy honey trap that will even make you lose your self-esteem!
However, Mr. Boob Talent is very soft, isn't he?
I will pay for everyone's boobs!
That's amazing!
I'm glad you said that, but can you touch it?
Yes, I can.
This is disgusting!
If you close your eyes...
No, no, I can only see your back from this side!
No, no, I can do like this!
Oh, you're right!
You've been fooled again!
Are you in good condition?
Yes, I'm in good condition!
My fingers are in good condition, too!
Your fingers are in good condition, too!
I'm glad you said that!
My fingers are in good condition, too!
What did you touch today?
Today, I touched your navel!
Why is your navel in good condition?
I'm sorry!
Your navel is in good condition!
It seems like Mr. Boob Talent's fingers and boobs are in good condition, so let's move on to the first target!
Mr. Morimoto Cider, who belongs to Shochiku Entertainment!
Mr. Morimoto Cider, I know you!
He is an R-1 finalist in 2021, but people often think of him as suspicious from his suspicious appearance.
By the way, he is sharing a room with Ms. Himan, who is in charge of boobs, and he is a big young man.
He is the best, isn't he?
But you guys are always together, so I'm worried that people will know that you have his boobs.
Will they know?
I'm sure they will.
And I'm worried about his smell.
Yeah, I'm worried about his smell.
I'm worried about the smell of his house.
Are you okay with that?
My family said my house stinks of my butt.
Why?
You don't smell it?
No, I don't.
I don't smell it, but my butt stinks.
If you don't make it stink of your butt, I think you'll be fine today.
And of course, the first Honey Trapper is this person!
I'm a Honey Trapper magician, Yoshizawa Yukipro.
Nice to meet you!
You're a top batter, aren't you?
Nice to meet you!
The top batter that mascots are proud of!
With his skillful magic and techniques that will tickle men's hearts, he should be able to seduce even suspicious entertainers!
But from what I've heard, he doesn't have much experience with women.
That's what he said, and it seems like he's close to being a virgin.
So it's my first time setting a trap for someone like that.
Even if you go too far, I think you'll be alerted.
It's a little difficult.
If you have a lot of experience and you don't have much experience, which one is harder for you to set up?
There aren't many people like me.
It's difficult.
People with a lot of experience know that much, so I don't think the borderline is very high.
You can do it right away.
Are you trying to set up something?
You can do it right away.
How about you, Kobayashi-san?
In front of men, you're a crazy girl.
You look like a strong woman at first glance, but you're very sweet and good at it.
And you're a girl, so you'll probably get caught.
That's what he said.
Chinton-san, right?
What are you talking about?
I heard you.
You heard me?
What do you mean?
You call me Chinton-san?
You asked me a question.
Who is the emcee?
You asked me a question.
You're a crazy girl.
How about you, Tsutsuya Mighty?
Yuki-san's hair has been black lately, so it's a little pure.
I think it would be nice if you could do something like that.
By the way, Moko-chan!
I think you'll be able to mix Yuki-san's movements, sexiness, and words, and beat her up.
Beat her up!
I don't want to do that.
You have weapons, don't you?
I'm going to beat you up.
What about you, Gara-san?
Well...
I personally like Morimoto Cider-san's Fushinsha story a lot.
I'm looking forward to the relationship between Fushinsha and Yuki-chan.
It would be nice if Fushinsha came out.
He's a piece of shit.
Why do you say such dirty words all of a sudden?
What's wrong with you? You've been talking so clearly all this time.
What's wrong with you?
What about you, Gara-san?
Well...
Until now, I've been talking about Yoshizawa-san a lot, and it was very impressive.
In a sense, I'd like to learn how to approach him while maintaining that distance.
You'll learn a lot from Yoshizawa-san, won't you?
I'm looking forward to it.
You'll learn a lot from Yoshizawa-san.
This person is really...
Until 100,000 years ago...
Shut up!
What?
You've been talking all this time.
Isn't it annoying?
Good morning!
Shut up!
Well, it's not always like that.
I'm sorry.
In addition, this fake show is also a little different!
His unexpected big blow!
This time, Kurosawa-san will also play the emcee of the fake show "Fall in Love and Duet".
I see!
He'll play it for us.
Really?
Yes!
This is a new project.
As an emcee...
Emcee?
Yes.
I've never seen Kurosawa-san be an emcee before.
I've never done it before!
What?
You're making me really nervous!
How many years has it been?
It's been 23 years!
It's okay!
Can you do it?
Because it's a fake show!
It's a fake show, right?
If it's amazing like this, there's a possibility of it becoming a show like that!
Of course!
Please do it!
I'm sorry!
Okay, let's do our best!
Think of it as an audition!
Yes, calm down!
Yes, I'll calm down!
Chinton-san, right?
I was about to say it!
Chinton-san, right?
I said I'd be nervous, but...
Were you listening?
Oh, I see!
I'm sorry!
I'm off!
Chinton-san, right?
You can do it!
I'm off!
Chinton-san, you can do it!
Thank you!
Will suspicious entertainer Morimoto Cider be able to end Yoshizawa's seduction?!
He doesn't know that he will be set up by Honeytra.
The target, Morimoto Cider, enters the scene.
First of all, an explanation of a fake show that doesn't even exist!
A fake show that doesn't even exist!
Yoshizawa-pro, thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you.
Finally, Yoshizawa-pro enters the studio.
Nice to meet you. I'm Yoshizawa Yuki.
I'm Saito.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You look like a store clerk.
You look like you're on a business trip.
Are you Yoshizawa-san?
Yes.
I'm Yoshizawa-san.
You look similar!
You look cool!
She said you looked cool.
Thank you very much.
You look like you have a fear of women.
I think I was a little obsessed with it in the past.
But you don't look like that anymore.
That's right. Since I was a student.
Well, let's have fun today.
Here, they remove their masks and meet in person.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I thought you were cute.
We're close.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Three years? Five years? It may be the first time in five years that we're this close.
It's been five years and you're already excited.
Yoshida, I explained it to you a little bit earlier, but the voice I just explained is Kikai.
And the duet is Mihimaru J. Ten's "kibun kikai".
Can you sing this song by any chance?
Can you sing it?
I like it a lot.
I'm glad I can sing it.
There's rap and stuff like that, right?
That's right. That's when I started liking "kibun jojo" a lot.
I'm looking forward to it.
Your eyes are cute.
My voice is cute?
It's not cute at all.
You say that a lot.
But I'm really embarrassed.
While they're busy with magic, it's finally time for recording.
What is it?
Oh, water.
Your mouth is dry.
You're excited, aren't you?
Doesn't it feel good?
Doesn't it feel good? Your tongue is dry.
Your tongue is dry, isn't it?
Doesn't it feel good?
After this sweet moment, they can't hold back their excitement.
Even though nothing has started yet, their throats are dry and their tongues are dry.
They really are superstitious.
Your tongue is dry and you're trying to kiss me.
Are you okay, Kurosa-san?
No, Kurosa-san...
Because it's a fake show.
What's with this look?
My look is messed up.
It's not this look.
Because it's a fake show, you can do it safely.
Yes, you can do it safely.
Kurosawa-san is a little worried, but the recording of the fake show has finally started.
Are you okay, Kurosawa-san?
Consecuted!
That's a loud voice.
The next duet is these two!
Please come in!
It's a cheap show.
Why did you choose Momo-san?
I like her face and I'm the type of person who's neutral.
Oh my!
Yes.
Does that mean you're a matchmaker?
Yes, I like her.
How is it?
Are you okay?
I'm a little flustered.
Of course you'd be flustered.
I'd like to do a diagnosis of you two.
This is a diagnosis maker made in Avemar.
I'm sorry we're in this kind of space right now.
Avemar is in this space right now.
I'd like you to put your index fingers here.
The number of matches is manipulated by the staff behind the scenes.
It doesn't matter.
You look serious.
I'm nervous.
Are you going to pick up girls?
The result of the diagnosis manipulated by the staff behind the scenes is...
This is a good result.
What will happen if you do a duet?
I see.
Yoshizawa-san, what about 54%?
I don't think it's good enough.
But this is the real thing.
You two will do a duet and you will have another diagnosis manipulated by the staff behind the scenes.
What song will you do a duet with?
It's "Kibun Jojo" by Mihimaru GT.
"Kibun Jojo"?
Who wants to listen to it?
Is it okay?
It's not a duet.
It's a party song, so you can choose the song yourself.
Okay, let's hear the song!
Thank you, Sider-san for choosing the song.
Please get ready.
I'll raise it up.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
Oh, no!
Hey DJ, come on say yeah yeah yeah
Give me all your love
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, oh, lie, lie, lie
Dance with me
Look, even Rappa P is shy
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Rappa P is shy
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
What is this move?!
What is this?!
Oh, Rappa P is here!
It's rap. It's rap.
It's rap.
It's cool.
The second one is good.
The second captain is...
I can rap. I'm cool, right?
When you're riding it, you can move a little.
But when you're singing...
Look at me.
It's too warm.
You're doing well.
You look happy.
You look good.
Look at me.
When you're singing, you can move a little.
Look at me. I'm a cool guy.
It's rap. It's rap.
It's scary.
My tongue is sticky.
Did you see his tongue sticking out of his mouth?
It's something you don't usually see in women.
It's like this.
It's amazing.
It's the best.
I'll make you listen to it.
It's weird.
What is it?
It's weird.
You're losing.
It's amazing.
What is he doing now?
I'm afraid of this.
I'm sure of it.
It was so much fun!
Yosha-san, how was it?
It was so much fun! And you rapped so well!
Wow, you're so good at answering!
Can you say "people" one more time?
I'm so glad you said "people"!
I want to hear it one more time!
People!
He's riding it!
People!
It's embarrassing!
Wow, I've never seen such a smile before!
That's amazing!
Now that you've improved, I'd like to see your diagnosis results one more time!
How did it go?
He's still diagnosing!
But he's conscious of it!
He's conscious of it!
No, no, no!
He's conscious of it!
Please raise your spirits!
The second diagnosis result of "people" is...
Over!
You did it!
I'm so happy!
54 to 98 years old!
Look!
It's so sudden!
It's number one!
I can't believe it's number one!
It went up like this!
It's number one!
It went up like this!
Yay!
Wow!
It went up like this!
How excited are you?
Wait a minute!
How is it?
Morimura-san, how is it?
What do you mean I'm too simple?
What do you mean?
Yoshida-san!
I'm so excited!
But it was so much fun!
Yes, it was a lot of fun.
Wait a minute! There's never been such excitement like this before!
It was so much fun!
Now, with that said...
I want to see "peepo" again.
With a higher tension.
Because it was 98%.
"Beipo"!
Wait a minute!
"Beipo"!
Nice voice!
It's a nice voice!
It's not a normal voice.
It's not "beipo" but "beepo"!
What is it?
Why is he saying it with such a nice voice?
I'm shaking!
I can't stop shaking!
Amazing!
With that said...
The winner is...
Dante!
Wait a minute! There's also a prize!
Yes!
Here, the fake show ends for now.
That's right! It hasn't started yet!
But it was a good opportunity!
From here...
He made a foundation!
If it continues like this...
As expected of Yoshizawa! He's really good!
He's good!
The distance is a little...
It's been a while since we've looked at each other and sang!
Even though the distance has shortened enough...
The data has been damaged...
Excuse me!
Could you please take a look at Mr. Stass' fake show?
Due to equipment problems...
The target and Yoshizawa have been taken out of the room!
Finally, the real show begins!
In a situation of just the two of them...
Yoshizawa is setting up!
It's hot!
It was really fun!
Really? I'm glad!
It was fun!
Me too!
It's been a while since we sang like that...
I'm glad you were so excited!
Do you go to karaoke?
Well... I haven't gone recently...
When I was a student...
I went there at my peak...
That's why I was in a good mood...
That's why you were in a good mood...
That's right!
From a normal chat...
You're talking in a good way!
I'm naturally relaxed!
When you talk in front of me...
You were about to say something nice!
You're not supposed to talk in front of me!
It's great to have a good atmosphere!
I'm glad you like it!
We can have a good time with a line exchange trap song...
We can do it in Yoshizawa's timing...
Right!
Let's exchange LINE right now! We can do it!
I'm looking forward to meeting you today.
I'm happy to meet you.
I'm really happy. Thank you very much.
It's fun to hang out with girls.
Let's hang out together.
Shall we go to karaoke?
I want to go to karaoke.
Shall we go?
Let's go to karaoke.
Wait, let me eat cucumber first.
Shall we exchange LINE?
LINE?
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Where is your cell phone?
My cell phone is over there.
It's over there, isn't it?
It's over there.
Shall we put our bags here?
Yes, let's put our bags here.
I went to pick up my bag.
Are you okay?
Kurosawa-san is not resting.
Kurosawa-san, again...
Kurosawa-san, work!
Work!
Kurosawa-san, I'm coming!
Work! Work!
He's back!
Is it really okay?
Really?
On the contrary, is it okay?
No, not at all.
I'm happy!
I'll call you.
It's easy.
It's not ID.
It's not important.
Thank you very much.
Yay!
It's easy.
You'll be rejected again.
Oh, he didn't say it.
Thank you very much.
With Yoshizawa-pro's natural conversation,
Morimoto-cider exchanged LINE without hesitation and won!
Kurosawa-san, what kind of situation is this?
This is...
Yes.
People!
Is it people?
Kurosawa-san, what kind of situation is this?
Are you going to say it again?
I said it randomly, but...
I need you to work hard.
You're really hard to work with, MC.
That's right, I'm sorry.
I'll do whatever I want.
This is a big problem.
Yoshizawa is a professional who can show off her honeytrap skills.
She traps people with a VR trap.
You didn't know about me, did you?
I'm sorry.
Not at all.
I'm originally an AV actress.
Do you watch AV?
AV...
I don't watch it that much.
You don't watch it?
Do you watch erotic manga?
Erotic manga is interesting, too.
Yoshizawa, you seem to be good at VR.
Tell me about it.
There is a VR AV now.
Do you know VR?
It's like 360 degrees.
That's right.
You can see it all the time.
That's in the movie, too.
It's amazing.
You're right in front of me.
That's what I'm talking about.
It's like a dream.
It's like a dream situation.
Do you carry this with you?
Yes, I carry it with me when I meet people at work.
I carry it in my bag.
By the way, this work is...
"The Five Little Demons of Deliheljo," which cannot be reserved.
It's like an AV.
The Five Little Demons of Deliheljo.
Would you like to see it?
Normally, you can turn it off here, right?
Because you're at work.
That's right.
Can you set it up sideways?
It's too close!
It's not open anywhere else, is it?
I think it's really open.
Right?
Can I turn it on?
Yes.
I've already turned it on.
Yes.
Can you see it?
It's amazing.
Really?
It's amazing.
Can you see it?
Yes, I can.
What am I doing now?
You're doing a backhand.
I'm doing a backhand.
You're doing a backhand.
I'm doing a backhand.
Mr. Okubo, I'm doing a backhand.
It's not a backhand.
He said, "I'm doing a backhand."
I'm not doing a backhand.
Ms. Yoshida, you can do it at your own pace, but let's have him touch your boobs.
How does it feel to be next to me?
Just in front of you.
That's good.
I want you to touch me.
How do you like it?
I'm nervous.
You can't touch me.
You can't do that.
I'm sorry.
Would you like me to touch you?
She said she didn't want to touch you.
Don't you want me to touch you?
No, no, no!
I'm working.
But I don't think the staff will come.
I want you to touch me.
No, no, no!
Just a little!
No, no, no!
I want you to touch me.
No, no, no!
I want you to touch me!
No, no, no!
I really don't want you to touch me.
Wow!
She's refusing.
She's strong-willed.
But her hands are big.
Her hands are big.
Ms. Otsuruhima, let's go!
Here we have the passenger's roommate, Ms. Otsuruhima!
Will she really bite her breasts?!
I'm serious. I won't tell anyone.
No, that's...
That's...
Wow!
She's struggling!
She'll go if you push her!
She's struggling!
Please!
No, no, no!
I won't!
Please!
She's trying too hard!
Please!
No, no, no!
I'm sorry!
I can't!
This is a safe!
What a great safety!
A safe even after all this?!
So you're going to lick your fingers?!
Yes!
So you're going to lick your fingers?!
Only lick my fingers!
No, no, no!
Can I touch your lips with my fingers?
Yes.
Is that okay?
Just for a moment.
Go! Go! Fingers!
Put your fingers in! Just like that!
Put your fingers in now!
Put them in!
He's trying to put them in!
Go! Go! Go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Go!
What are you doing?
How is it?
It's funny!
Panic!
You again! You again!
You came out of nowhere!
She's crying!
What are you doing?
It's like a girl's reaction!
What is it? What is it?
You again! You again!
You've gone crazy!
What's with this reaction? I've never seen anything like it!
Oh, it's my ears.
Excuse me, Mr. Morimoto Cider!
Can you hear me?
Oh, yes!
I'm Oasis's Okubo!
Oh, yes! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, hello! I'm Drunk Dragon's Suzuki!
Oh, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
I've been watching you for a while now.
Yes.
Where did you start to like Yoshizawa-san?
I started to like him a little.
Where did you like him? Where did you like him from?
Well...
He sings karaoke with a lot of fun.
And...
We have a 94% compatibility.
Um...
94% doesn't mean anything to us!
We just randomly made it up.
Randomly... Yeah, we made it up.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Were you doing push-ups?
Um...
Um... I was doing push-ups.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
But what's amazing is...
Yes?
You didn't touch your boobs hard enough.
Yes.
Why were you able to hold it in?
Because it's a new job for me.
I thought I couldn't do it.
You couldn't do it.
I see.
I thought it wouldn't work if I couldn't do it.
But didn't you think you might not be able to do it someday?
I was wondering if it might happen in the future.
I'm sure you did.
If you could express your feelings in one word, what would it be?
People!
It sounds like a gag from the beginning.
Thank you very much!
It wasn't a knockout for Morimoto Cider.
Please be careful about women's issues in the future as well.
What did you think of it, Kobayashi-san?
It was quick.
You're amazing.
You've been doing this for a long time.
It's like, "I'm into you."
I'm glad you said that.
I'm sure it'll work for you.
If you say that, I might think you like me.
That's true.
I want you to say that.
How about you, Maite?
When I saw Morimoto Cider, I thought she was getting serious.
That's why she doesn't rub her boobs in places like that.
I see.
I thought it might be an appeal that she doesn't rub her boobs in places like this because she's serious.
She's serious.
It was hard.
It was difficult, but I was very excited.
How about you, Tamako-chan?
He was a pure man, and I was surprised.
Did he look pure?
For a moment, yes.
But he was a little erotic.
He was a little erotic, wasn't he?
I didn't like him at first, and I was surprised.
I see.
Take care of yourself.
How about you, Sawakado-san?
At the end, I felt sad.
Did you feel sad?
I felt sad because of Cider-san's expression.
But when I stood next to Himano-san, it looked like two suspicious people were fighting.
It was scary.
That's right.
They lived in the same house.
They're amazing people.
They look like they're about to commit a crime.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
When we do a karaoke duet together, the distance between us gets smaller and we get excited.
I was able to see how we can move forward from there.
I learned a lot.
Yes, I learned a lot.
Karaoke is good.
Yes.
Did you learn something?
Karaoke is good.
Since Kurosawa-san is the emcee, it feels more real.
Yes, it does.
It's been like that for a while now.