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In today's entertainment world, where compliance has become the norm and young people's innocence is demanded,
women's issues are getting out of hand.
In order to prevent that from happening, we have a show where mascots make noise.
"EBISU – HONEY TRAP TV"!
In the ring, we have K-1 fighters who fight in close combat matches.
They have a stoic and straightforward image, but up until now,
we've seen some pretty bad footage of them.
"EBISU – HONEY TRAP TV"!
In the last episode, we saw OSAWA and OIWA.
They have to lead the K-1 world, but their actions are so simple that it's hard to believe!
At this rate, it's only a matter of time before they become reality!
With that said...
In tonight's episode of "HONEY TRAP", we'll continue to make noise for future K-1 fighters!
"EBISU – HONEY TRAP TV"!
We'll make K-1 fighters wear "HONEY TRAP"!
Once again, K-1 WORLD GRAND PRIX 3rd class winner and world champion, Takeru!
We'll also have Kio Shigeki, the world's best "HONEY TRAP" commentator!
Our next target is Kyotaro of Team Kyotaro!
Kyotaro!
The second K-1 WORLD GRAND PRIX heavyweight champion, Kyotaro!
His footwork is unimaginable and his heavy punches take over the ring!
His nickname is "the strongest man in Japan's heavyweight division"!
Will he be able to wear "HONEY TRAP" and not be ashamed of his name?
What kind of fighter is Kyotaro?
I left Tokyo when I was 18 years old and Kyotaro has been my senior ever since.
We used to go to the same gym all the time.
Anyway, he's big and weird.
Weird! Weird! Weird!
He's changed a lot.
He's changed.
And his clothes.
He always wears colorful clothes.
Even when we walk in private, his head is always red, green, and yellow.
His body and clothes are all colorful.
If you wait in line, you can tell right away.
He looks like a fashionista.
He doesn't say anything about his feelings for girls.
I don't know anything about this either.
You don't talk about what kind of girls you like in conversation?
Kyotaro and I have a really strange relationship.
We've been friends since we were 18 years old.
We've been going out and playing in private.
It's really strange.
I don't think we're in love.
We've been friends for about 10 years.
Maybe you have a girlfriend like that?
But it's a mystery.
It's a mystery.
It's really interesting!
Even Takeru, who has been together for a long time, has no knowledge of women's relationships.
The person who will face this tough opponent is...
Kyotaro's partner is Matsuo Karimura, the monster of the heavyweight honeytrap world of mascots.
What a genius!
Heavyweight battle has come to life!
If the target is heavyweight, then the attacker is also heavyweight!
The monster of the honeytrap world, Matsuo Karimura, has come from Adachi prefecture for an emergency participation!
The opponent of this battle is...the smartphone honeytrap!
In fact, many of the recent causes of women's troubles lie in smartphones!
In fact, many celebrities have been forced into self- restraint due to the leakage of smartphone information!
Therefore!
We have prepared a total of three rounds of honeytraps so that future K-1 fighters will not be involved in women's troubles related to smartphones!
The content is...
While shooting a fake program, he repeated body touches and deepened his voice!
After shooting, he approaches to exchange LINE!
If you exchange LINE, you will be bound down!
If you exchange LINE, you will be held responsible for women's problems!
After that!
After shooting an interview, he goes to a hotel room!
When he is alone, he tries to take a two-shot picture!
If it leaks out, it's not good!
If you let him take a backhug picture, you will be two-downed!
Finally, with that momentum, he invites him to his bed and approaches him with a two-shot picture.
If such a picture is leaked, there is no escape and it is a complete knockout!
Kyotaro's colorful ring-in, even though he doesn't know that his honey tiger is waiting for him!
A confrontation of monsters!
You shouldn't delay and attack as much as you can.
He is quite aggressive, so it's better to attack as much as you can.
His boobs are leaking from below.
His boobs are leaking.
I will do my best.
What will happen if you take off your pants?
Take off my pants?
Is it okay?
It's a swimsuit, isn't it?
Your style is good.
Your style is the best.
Your style is good.
Your style is the best.
I want you to end it.
I'm not ending it.
Which one did you make me take out?
You kept me waiting for you to open the lock.
I will keep you waiting for me to open the lock.
Really?
But you don't have to do that.
Kyotaro is not good at communicating.
I think you will talk while looking at this area.
I see.
I may not notice you even if you open the lock.
What kind of match will it be?
Kyotaro and Rin-chan seem to match each other.
They are both heavyweights, so I think we can see something really good.
I'm looking forward to seeing how Matsumoka-san usually looks in mascots and the image of hammer traps.
That's right. Usually, there are a lot of full- body tights and gold plating.
I think Rin-chan has a lot of potential in this area.
How is your potential?
Are you listening?
Rin-chan, are you lying?
I'm talking.
You were in a good mood just now, weren't you?
I wasn't in a good mood.
It's a lie. It's a lie.
I want to talk more.
Apologize to me, too.
Why? Apologize to me, too.
You were in a good mood just now.
You made a mess.
It's okay to make a mess.
Why? You came all the way here.
It's okay to make a mess.
I want to talk more.
Don't be spoiled.
Can the strongest man in the heavyweight division cut off the temptation of monsters?
Finally, the faces of heavyweight fighters will meet.
The two of them are about to raise their hands.
Here it comes!
They raised their hands twice!
Hello!
They raised their hands twice!
This is Karin Matsuno!
Hello, I'm Karin Matsuno. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Karin Matsuno is one of the best heavyweights.
First contact!
She's not used to it yet.
The two of them are standing side by side.
How do you like it?
When Matsuoka came in for the first time,
his surprised face...
For both of you...
He raised his hands twice!
Twice!
If you win, you can have a round.
That's right.
They both did their best.
Yes.
If you take it off...
What do you want me to do?
This isn't a broadcast.
What do you want me to do?
Take it off.
I'll take it off, but I'm embarrassed now.
Takeru-san, you can't speak well, can you?
Kyotaro-san, you're always like this.
I don't know what you're saying.
You're very quick-tongued.
I usually listen to what you say and pass it on.
Matsuoka-san, you're a big fan of Kyotaro-san.
I've been a big fan of him since the press conference.
Really?
I think you feel the same way.
That's why you have such a strong personality.
But you're really excited, aren't you?
I'm a little excited.
Are you?
From what I saw just now...
Yes.
You're quite interested in boobs.
That's right.
You're quite interested in boobs.
I'm really interested in them.
Instead of not being able to see your eyes, you're looking at your boobs.
I see.
It's funny when you look at your boobs.
Is there a boob-jab in it?
It's very slippery.
Next, they're shooting a fake show.
Three, two...
You are grappling!
Yes!
K-1 WORLD GRAND PRIX will be held on May 23rd.
To promote it, I invited my favorite player, Kyotaro!
Please come here!
I'll lead you, Matsuoka!
This is weird.
I'm a heavyweight K-1 champion and I'm a heavyweight Ebisu Muscle Cut.
Nice to meet you.
Matsuoka really likes you.
Really?
There are many people who like me.
I like people with big bodies.
There are many people who like me.
Do you like me?
You are amazing.
Look at Kyotaro!
There are thousands of people like me.
It's amazing that there are so many people like me.
We have common interests.
You haven't looked at me since we started.
I'm looking at you.
You are amazing.
Don't you like me?
I don't hate you. You are amazing.
What is amazing about me?
Your pressure is amazing.
Don't pressure me!
Kyotaro is being pressured from the beginning.
How is it, Takeru? Is Kyotaro getting excited?
It's a little crazy.
It may be working for me.
He seems to have lost a lot of stamina from the beginning.
The third shot.
Here, the monster puts even more pressure on him.
Don't you feel happy?
You can see Kyotaro's punch.
The third shot has begun.
One, two middle.
You are really cool!
More! More! More!
A request from Matsuoka.
Kyotaro is on his knees.
Hit me more! Hit me more!
You hit me more!
She is crazy.
Matsuoka doesn't know anything about Kyotaro.
However, he keeps praising him.
You are amazing!
I have too many "more"s.
I thought it was a different place.
Thank you very much.
Can I touch you?
Before that, can I touch you?
I don't want to touch you at all.
Where do you want me to touch you?
It looks like a strange shooting.
Kyotaro is looking at you.
Where do you want me to touch you?
Kyotaro is looking at you.
Can I touch you?
Yes, you can.
That's good.
I will touch you.
Can you touch me on the course?
On the course?
You are amazing!
Kyotaro is a mountain dog.
You are amazing!
He is a mountain dog.
He is too active that I can't read it.
Is this the expression of love between heavyweights?
It's like watching an animal.
I don't know.
I don't know at all.
It's like that in human society.
He is too active that I can't read it.
What is it?
It's like a demon who came down from a mountain in the East Asia.
I want to get along with humans.
Next, they are going to get closer to each other in close combat.
His body is closer to me.
Is his body closer to me?
Yes, it's getting closer.
But I'm in front of you.
I'm in front of you.
Yes, you are.
You are going to push me in.
Okay, okay.
Some people hate me even though I'm the same EVIS mascot.
That's what I think.
Who is it?
Some people hate me.
Hirami Kobayashi!
Why do you hate me?
Don't say sorry.
Defeat Hirami Kobayashi.
Is it hard?
Is it hard for you, Hirami Kobayashi?
Is it tough?
Is it hard for you, Hirami Kobayashi?
Don't lose!
What a tough show!
Hirami Kobayashi!
I'm in pain!
Attack on the lower parts.
It's okay for me.
I'm here for attack.
Would you like to continue punching a young man who is in a difficult situation?
Hirami Kobayashi's next attack is a "crinch" strategy.
He should be able to destroy the opponent.
Someone named "crintos" should go ahead of me.
Why "crintos"?
"Crintos"?
"Crintos" is a shop.
Why do you say "quintus"?
It's not "quintus"!
It's "quintus".
I like "quintus".
I like "quintus", but...
I've never said "quintus" before.
In a match, of course, men and women sweat a lot.
Men sweat a lot.
I sweat a lot, too.
What is Kyotaro doing?
Why do you say "quintus"?
Quintus doesn't leave his head.
He sweats a lot.
I'll do "quintus" first.
What am I supposed to do?
It's unusual for you to play, Kyotaro!
He's going for it!
He's got it!
Kyotaro is putting his hand on his waist!
He's going for it!
He's got it!
Kyotaro is putting his hand on his waist!
He's obviously putting his hand on his back and waist!
At this stage, Kyotaro seems to have finally noticed "quintus".
It's "quintus" from Kyotaro!
Takeuchi-san, what do you think of this move?
This is Kyotaro's kindness,
but I think "quintus" has fingers in it.
It's a little rough, isn't it?
I don't know how to handle it yet.
I just came down from the mountain.
The human world's common sense doesn't seem to work yet.
I don't know yet.
He's just a nice guy.
Next episode!
Three, two, one, go!
Honey Truck Market! Once in a blue moon for the most dangerous developments!
Next episode, Abema Premium's exclusive broadcast! A miracle has happened!
Next up...
Jump! Jump!
Now, now, now!
What are you doing?
Sorry!
Last episode, this Honey Truck tried to send its boss, Koriki, from heaven to hell!
If you kiss an acrylic board over it, a scary person will appear and you'll be trapped!
After you kiss an acrylic board over it and your date begins,
you call your target for a tricky fake love program meeting.
When you're alone, you seduce your target to practice kissing.
However, if you're absorbed in kissing an acrylic board over it, you'll meet a cheeky manager!
A cheeky manager seduces his target!
Can the target show his masculinity and protect his girlfriend?!
This is the ultimate Honey Trap where even your own greediness and humanity become bright!
The next target is KONEW International.
I heard from Mr. Yahagi that you're like Mr. Zakiyama in our agency, but you're more like Mr. Asahaka.
I haven't heard much rumors about girls, but I guess it's time for you to work hard.
That's right.
But when I saw you in the dressing room, you looked like a police force officer.
You're talking seriously.
You look different from when you were on stage.
You look like you're driving a car.
I might be able to see your back of your head, too.
KONEW International's next target is a cheeky announcer, Aika Yamanishi!
Thank you for having me.
A cheeky announcer, Aika Yamanishi!
She's a rookie, but she has a lot of potential and can seduce men!
We'll make you feel good and we'll practice kissing you.
That's right. I'll practice kissing you.
You look like you'd be serious about it.
I'm going to practice being serious about it.
You're like Mr. Zakiyama in our agency, but you're very nice to girls.
You're very nice to girls, so I think you'll be popular with men.
What's wrong?
You're a convenient woman for me, aren't you?
What did you say?
What is it?
For you, Takeyama-san, I'll be a convenient woman for you no matter what.
Let me broadcast you.
What?
What do you want me to broadcast you?
What kind of love will you broadcast me?
You're busy, aren't you?
What's wrong?
What do you want me to broadcast you?
You look happy.
Tomorrow's weather will be sunny and rainy.
I wonder what will rain.
It will be sunny and rainy.
If it's rainy, it will rain a lot.
With five hidden cameras set up,
"Acryl Bankis Trap" finally starts!
- We're going in. - Yes.
- Oh, they're here! - Oh!
- Let's get to work right away! - Good morning!
- Nice to meet you! I'm Yamagishi Aita. - Nice to meet you!
- I'm Okuneo International from China. - Yes! Nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you! - Yes!
- Have a seat. - Yes.
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- When you're wearing a mask from your neck, you look like a serious talent. - That's right!
- You can't really put on a talent. - Only the staff can do it.
- You can put it in your bag or something like that. - Yes.
First of all, they'll take off their masks and meet each other in person.
- How do you like it? - Look at her cute face.
- Oh, hello! - Oh, you're happy!
- Yes! - You thought she was cute, didn't you?
- She's very pretty. - No, no, no.
- I think I've seen you before. - Oh, me?
- Yes, in the middle of the night. - Oh, I see!
- Well, that's persuasive, seeing you in the middle of the night. - Yes.
- I'm very happy to have seen you at this time of year. - I'm happy, too.
- It's encouraging, too. - Yes.
They're off to a good start.
And they're meeting for a fake show that doesn't even exist.
- There's a matching app that we made on our own. - Yes.
- And if we lead various talents to each other... - Yes.
- I heard that their compatibility was extremely high. - Oh, really?
- Yes, it can't be denied! - What?!
- Is it true?! - Yes.
- It's 98%. - Really?!
- Yes. - I'm sorry.
- I'm so embarrassed. - I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed, too.
At the start of the shoot, you'll kiss this acrylic board over it.
- Are you serious?! - Yes.
- That's where it starts. - Oh...
- I know you're surprised, but is it okay? - Oh...
- That's amazing. - Yes.
You two are finally in sync.
- You both said "okay," but you took off the acrylic board and kissed it raw. - Yes.
- Which one is it?! - I don't know, but is it really okay?!
- She's smiling a little. - I hope she gets mad at me.
- You're in sync, so I think you'll get along. - Yes.
- Really?! - You're looking at me like you're talking.
- She's smiling, isn't she?! - She's smiling, isn't she?!
- I think so. - I think so.
- Yes. - Yes.
- It's about time for you to collapse. - Yes.
- You two look happy. - You two look happy.
- Yes. - Yes.
- You have beautiful skin. - Thank you.
- Wait a minute. - Yes.
- You look so fluffy. - Yes.
- You'll get a close-up shot. - Yes.
- The location of the shoot... - Due to the trouble of the location,
- the staff told them to take off their seats for about 20 minutes and only the two of them... - The location of the shoot...
- The fifth... - Finally, the honey tiger performance begins!
- The comparison book came out of nowhere. - Yes.
- Have you seen it yet? - I've seen it for now.
- Do you like kissing? - Well, I don't hate it, but...
- Is that so? - Yamagishi-san, you're such a natural fan.
- It's nice. - It's nice.
- No, no, no. - You haven't introduced yourself, have you?
- No, no, no.
- Yamagishi-san, you should say "I know you." - Yamagishi-san might not know you.
- Did you know me? - No, but honestly...
- Yes.
- I know you. - Really?!
- You know me. - Really?!
- Yes, you know me. - Really?!
- Yes. - That's awesome!
- That's awesome!
- Yes, yes, yes. - Wow, I'm happy!
- No, no, I'm not happy but... - Do you watch my works?
- Do you watch my works? - Yes, I do.
- Umm... I've watched your works before. - Oh, that's great! What works did you watch?
- That's the best situation! - That's the best situation! - I've watched your works before in front of me!
- Well... - You were so cool in the beginning!
- He was cool in the beginning! - Tell them about your title song!
- I guess my most sold title song is...
- "I'll take off my pants and be an easily - dissolving idiot."
- That's my current title song... "Easily - dissolving idiot" was sold well.
- No, no, no, no!
- "I'll take off my pants and be an easily - dissolving idiot."
- That's my current title song... "Easily - dissolving idiot" was sold well.
- I'm sorry!
- No, no, you don't have to apologize! - Really?!
- Is that it? - No, you don't have to be so advanced.
- I'm not advanced. - You might not be advanced.
- It's funny. - It's really funny.
The atmosphere of the site has also been pulled out at once.
- Shall we practice little by little? - Little by little.
- But I'm a little nervous, too. - Let's practice little by little.
- Really? - Yes, really.
- I'm really nervous. - No, of course you are.
- Let's go, Yamagishi. - Yes.
- Let's go and practice. - I'm really interested in acrylic board.
- Let's practice a little. - No, no, no, wait a minute.
- That's for sure. - Really?
- That's right. - If you don't practice, you won't do well in the actual performance.
- Practice? Are you serious?
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- Practice? - Yes.
- Just once? - Are you serious?
- Just once? - I'll blow it up for you.
- Thank you.
- You look stylish. - What?
- Let me kiss you. - Are you serious?
- Do your best. - Are you serious?
- Let me kiss you. - What?
- You'll be nervous. - No, I won't.
- I won't. - Yes.
I think you'll be nervous after you go over there.
- I'm sure you will. - What?
- Do you say "let me kiss you"? - Yes.
- What? - You will say "what"?
- Don't you get nervous? - I don't.
- Can you do it? - I'll do it.
- I'm sure you will say "what"? - Yes, you will say "what"?
- Are you ok? - One, two...
Next time, we'll find out for sure!
And there's more behind the scenes!
I've been forced to do this!
I'm so embarrassed!
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