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Comprehension has become a delusion, and modern entertainment world requires cleanliness and purity.
Women's issues have now been eliminated in one fell swoop!
To prevent such a situation, a show where mascots chant their names.
"EVIS - Honey Trap TV"!
Now, it's started! First of all, MC Kayoko Okubo and guest Yasuko Misura!
Nice to meet you!
And now, the strongest Honey Trap group, EVIS Muscat!
Wow, today too, Kawaii Ko-chan is here.
Are you choosing?
Yes, we are.
Okubo-san, today I'm Kawaii Ko-chan.
Please be quiet!
And now, I'll be your host for today as well! I'm Fujiwara Akina! Nice to meet you!
Good luck!
I'll do my best!
This is your second time!
Don't you think you've gotten prettier?
Have I?
Really? Thank you!
Fujiwara Akina, who's gotten used to being here, has another special guest!
K-1 FIGHTERS' Takeru!
Nice to meet you!
This is fun!
Nice to meet you!
Is it okay for me to be on a show like this?
No, it's fine!
As you know, K-1's capital!
K-1 WORLD GP 3rd class champion!
TOP OF TOP FIGHTER!
NATURAL BONE CRUSHER Takeru!
A lot of K-1 fighters are stupid.
Are you serious?
This is crazy.
I'd like to teach you a lesson on this show.
Please do.
Yes, this episode's targets are all K-1 fighters.
When you throw a honey trap at a player with a stoic image,
it's obvious that you're not what you usually look like!
If you see this, you'll also change your image of K-1!
EBISU Honey Trap TV K-1 Special!
And this person will do the commentary!
The world's number one honey trap commentator, Kiyono Shineki!
And...
Oh, it's off.
It's off.
Wow, you're doing it properly. You've studied it properly, haven't you?
I'm sorry for those of you who don't know me, but I'm more formal.
You're doing it properly.
I'm more formal.
I hope there are people who understand me.
Thank you.
And this "honey tiger" is a smartphone "honey trap".
In fact, many of the recent female trouble causes are on smartphones.
In fact, many celebrities are being pushed into active self-restraint due to the outflow of smartphone information.
So...
In order for future K-1 fighters not to be involved in female trouble related to smartphones,
prepare a "honey tiger" for all three rounds.
The content is...
While filming a fake program, she repeatedly touches her body and deepens her feelings.
After filming, she approaches to exchange LINE messages.
If she exchanges LINE messages, she will be burned down.
Exchanging unauthorized contacts will be a trigger for female problems.
After that, she went to a hotel room for an interview shoot.
While they were alone, she took a "two-shot" photo.
If she leaks it, she will be in trouble.
If she is allowed to take a "back-hunger" photo, she will be "two-downed".
SAIMO invites her to her bed and approaches her for a "two-shot" photo.
If this photo is leaked, she can't escape and will be completely "knocked out"!
The target of such "smartphone-honeytra" is...
TATSUYA OIWA.
I'm a big fan of her.
She wears a chain around her neck as a trademark.
She is a "hard-puncher" who can knock down an enemy with a one-shot kill!
TATSUYA OIWA!
She can't show her pathetic self in front of her best friend, Takeru!
I've never seen such an idiotic person.
What kind of idiotic person is that?
It's easy for me to believe in people.
It looks like this, but I think it's about "shouyon" inside.
Huh? Your eyes are sparkling again.
I was walking down the street when I was called by a stranger.
It was a mouse-like person.
I was criticized by a mouse-like person and talked about various things.
I went to an explanation meeting and got an explanation for about two hours.
I bought a "maca" for about 10,000 yen.
If you are called on the street, you will be "killed" in a few hours.
I'm a good person, rather than a "natural" one.
Oh, you don't doubt it!
That's right. I'm honest.
I'm wearing those chains because my seniors told me to.
You're not self-developed.
That's right. I always say "heavy" when I join.
That's right.
If you have muscles, your male hormones are strong and your erosion is also strong.
What about this muscle?
It seems to be scientific.
If you train your leg muscles and large muscles, your blood flow will improve and your back will rise.
Kido said that his balls would be like this.
That's what Kido said.
What? Is that true?
I didn't know you believed it.
Do you like girls?
First of all, I like girls.
But I don't have any love experience.
I study love knowledge from "Terrace House".
What do you think about this, members?
As expected, there is such a thing as "a man among men".
Can I ask you a question?
What?
I'm your senior.
But I'm also your senior.
Well, I'm a little...
Takeru-san is in trouble.
I'm so embarrassed!
You should be nicer to her.
I'm telling you.
I'm so embarrassed!
Kurosawa is a pure man like Shouyo.
He likes girls, but his love experience is like that of a middle school student.
Who is qualified to attack Ooiwa with a honey trap?
It's Yumekana-chan!
Yumekana-chan is here!
Yumekana-chan is great!
She looks like a fighter.
She's great.
Isn't she great?
Yumekana-chan herself is a little tricky.
I see.
She uses a honey trap to confuse her opponent.
Unpredictable tricks and more! Super natural dreamlike professional!
Let's start with the special gym located on the rooftop.
Could it be...
As I said earlier, I haven't been on TV much yet.
I was really excited today.
You were excited?
Yes.
I dressed up today.
You dressed up.
But I'm not being asked to change clothes.
You're wearing a suit.
I'm not wearing a suit.
I'm being asked to wear sportswear.
I see.
You're wearing a suit.
Yes, I'm wearing a suit.
You look cool.
I feel like I can be popular.
You're really kind.
Even if an old man who walks around there asks you for your LINE number, you'll tell him.
You're a good person.
You're a really good person.
Speaking of sexual desire...
When I was training in the U.S.,
we lived in one house.
We lived in one house for about a month.
We didn't have much self-management.
He was really into it.
While we were talking, he imitated a woman's wheezing.
He got excited and threw up in his own wheezing.
You're really good at it.
Wheezing.
Tricky, Honeytrashy, Yumekana have just arrived.
Thank you for coming.
Hurry up.
We're already taking off our hats.
So, Ooiwa Tatsuya, who has a pure personality like Shoyon,
versus Masukatsu Ichi's natural Yumekana,
the fantasy battle of the century begins!
It's embarrassing.
Yes, it is.
I'm sorry.
It's embarrassing.
Do we look like a match?
Yes.
Um...
Do you say "Yumekana"?
"Yumekana".
"Yumekana", yes.
Thank you for coming.
I'm Ooiwa Tatsuya.
Nice to meet you.
First of all,
let's measure the distance between you two.
Thank you.
Takeru-san, how do you feel about measuring the distance?
Um...
Tatsuya isn't very good at measuring distances in matches.
I'm still trying to figure out the distance.
Are you trying to figure it out?
If you don't know the distance, you might get punched properly.
That's right.
I haven't figured it out yet.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy, Chien.
You think it's heavy, don't you?
It's heavy.
Wow.
But it's nice.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's a nice atmosphere.
Oh, yes.
Let's start recording the fake show!
Keiwa Grand Prix!
Oh, no.
No.
Yes!
Keiwa World Grand Prix will be held on the 23rd.
To promote the event, I'm going to bring out my favorite player.
Your favorite player...
Let's bring him out!
Tatsuya Oiwa!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, shut up.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
I want to figure out the distance.
You haven't figured it out yet?
No.
Hello.
I'm sorry. I'm not used to this kind of thing.
Oh, Yume Canada!
Keep your distance! Keep your distance!
Yes.
Oh!
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Will he score an in-fight?
Takeru san.
Yes.
I heard that you like boobs a lot.
Yes, I like boobs.
I can't tell if it's a face or boobs.
I'm sorry, but can I touch it?
Can you touch it?
A chain?
Can I touch it?
It's not broken by a chain.
It's a nipple on the other side of the chain.
Does it work?
I'm nervous, too.
What is it?
It's a great soft touch.
Does it work?
It doesn't work at all.
Can I touch it?
Can you?
Wow!
What is it?
It's a chain.
A chain?
Thank you.
It's amazing.
Thank you.
It's a chain, isn't it?
Obviously, it doesn't work.
I'm nervous, too.
Obviously, it doesn't work.
Well, it's like this, isn't it?
Like this?
Yes.
Pants.
Yes.
He was clearly flustered.
Pants.
Yes.
He's got a good one.
He's like an elementary school student.
Tatsuya is only an elementary school student.
It's not pants.
Wow!
Pants?
Yes.
Takuro, how is it compared to your usual mitt?
It's not good.
It's not good?
It's not good.
I hope the chain doesn't get in the way.
If you hit it, it'll hit you like a whip.
I think it'll hurt.
How is it?
Is it okay?
Yes.
Wow!
Can you show me?
Yes.
Thank you.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
Oh, you're being nice to her.
She's laughing.
I haven't taught her anything.
What do you want me to do? This way?
Takumi, do you usually teach her?
I can't teach her.
You can't?
To be honest, I don't know much about martial arts.
Oh, really?
What do you want me to do?
A man who doesn't know much is teaching her now.
I don't know what to do.
Like this?
One, two, one, two.
Hand is in the air.
I'm teaching you.
No, no, you're laughing.
She's a dreamlike professional here.
She has a strategy.
You used to play rugby, didn't you?
Oh, I used to play rugby.
That's amazing.
What do you do?
What do I do?
Scrummy.
Oh, rugby.
Yes, like this.
Tackle and stuff like that.
Tackle.
Um...
Do you want me to tackle you?
Words that interfere with business.
Tackle.
Can I tackle you?
Oh, Yumekana...
Yumekana, you look like you're serious.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Yumekana, you look like you're serious.
How was it?
Was it okay?
Was it effective?
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.
Please take it.
You want me to take it?
Scrummy and tackle.
Scrummy and...
Scrummy is fine, too.
It's dangerous.
No, it's fine.
Scrum...
What's scrum?
It's scrum.
Scrum is like this...
No, I won't do it.
Scrum is like this...
Scrum is...
No, it's scrum.
Scrum is like this...
You have a good physique.
Go, go, go!
Scrum, scrum, scrum, scrum!
What are you doing?
Scrum is the best.
You really don't want to be cautious.
Tatsuya is really pure.
I pranked him a few times on YouTube.
I pranked him three times a day and everything worked out fine.
Is that okay?
Tatsuya is not cautious.
Tatsuya is weak to words.
If you say something like "hard" or "big", it's pretty...
Is it that simple?
Tsu-un, it's really hard.
It's hard.
She's reacting! She's reacting!
It's hard.
She's really good at words.
It's hard. It's big. It's not big.
It's hard. It's hard.
This part is really big.
It's big. It's big.
It's hard and big.
It's the same as me. It's the same as me.
She's reacting! She's reacting!
She's really reacting!
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay!
At this point, it wouldn't be strange to doubt the prank.
However, many people don't realize it at all.
Because this man has the pureness of a 4th grader.
Takeru-san, shouldn't you throw away the towel?
I want to watch it a little more.
Can you watch it a little more?
Is it okay? Is it okay?
Can you broadcast it?
Won't you take it off?
Tatsuya doesn't have that kind of courage.
I think it's fake.
Tatsuya, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Don't say it right away.
Say "I'm sorry" and exchange LINE messages.
I think we can do it here.
Let's go to the hospital.
It's definitely okay.
We can do it right away.
Tatsuya-san isn't here, so can you exchange LINE messages with me?
Oh, all of a sudden!
What is it?
I'm sorry. I really want to apologize.
What is it?
Just now...
Oh, yes, yes.
The more Tatsuya brainwashes, the more he falls for it.
I think you should correct it.
Oh, you're okay now?
I just got a really weird call.
What kind of call was it?
I don't know. It's crazy.
I really don't do that.
Really?
I raised my guard for a moment.
All of a sudden...
I got a weird call yesterday.
It was like a weird intervention.
It was from a woman.
She said, "It's Oiwa-san."
She knows everything about me.
That's definitely not the case.
If you don't like it, you can block it and delete it.
Yes, yes.
Really?
I don't care about LINE at all.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
I did it! I did it!
She takes out her cell phone.
I'm happy about LINE.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know either. What should I do?
What should she do?
Oh, no!
She's here!
I can't exchange LINE messages?
Is it this one?
At least this one.
Oh, it's me! Yay!
And now...
They've exchanged LINE messages!
It's over!
It's happening just like we expected.
If we were there, we would've told the old man we exchanged LINE messages.
But we can't do anything about it now.
Next, they head to a hotel room for an interview.
The bus is here.
After this, it's time for the second round!
The second round...
Will they be able to get a back hug?
Please look forward to it!
The next round will be a back hug.
What will you do about it?
So, Tatsuya will do the back hug?
That's right.
If you ask me for it, I won't say no.
If you ask me for it for various reasons...
I think I'll be brainwashed.
You'll be brainwashed?
It's really easy to brainwash you.
If you say "this is really good," it becomes good.
It's better to have a reason for it.
I'm not smart, so when I'm told a reason, I can only swallow it.
I don't have the ability to think anymore and I can accept everything.
You're a genius.
There is a corner called "Kyunwan Soyine Grand Prix" in the main corner.
You have to say the most "kyun" word to Mr. Ooiwa in soyine state.
Can I say it?
All right, it's starting.
Will it be okay? What will happen?
Now, the second round has begun.
I hope you do your best.
We've become a couple.
Are you not good with people like me?
Not at all. I think you're interesting.
Really?
Yes, you're interesting.
Do you think I'm interesting?
Yes, you're interesting.
Here's a question for Ooiwa in soyine state.
Is there a four-letter word you like?
By the way, is there a four-letter word you like?
Four-letter word? I don't think I know what a four- letter word is.
What is a four-letter word like that?
That's a good one. Give it back to Yumekana.
What was it?
I wonder what it is.
For example...
If there is a mountain, a stick will...
No, if there is something, a stick will hit it.
That's not it.
You're wrong about the word.
Four letters.
You're wrong about the word.
It's a mess.
I'm sorry. I'm laughing at you.
I don't know what a four-letter word is.
I know what it is.
For example, a weak and strong man.
Oh, a weak and strong man.
Yes.
What is it? A weak man.
Yes, that's it.
Oh, it's a four-letter word.
Oh, that's it.
Yes, it's a weak and strong man.
It's a stupid conversation.
What kind of conversation is that?
But I don't think there's a four-letter word I like that much.
It's difficult.
At this rate, we won't know what it is.
Let's go and take a picture.
You can take a picture, Yumekana.
Let's take a picture.
I have a favor to ask you.
Okay.
I'd like you to take a picture with someone you like and say, "I'm lucky to have you."
Oh, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Take a picture with me.
I'm a foreigner.
Yes, you are.
You're so kind.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's close.
Let me get in the frame.
She took a picture with an outfit and a pose.
I'm happy.
Hey, it's a little dark here, so let me take a picture of you.
From here, they will move to the point where the bed is reflected in the background.
Will you go for a back hug?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Where?
This side.
You're amazing.
Oh, you got on the video.
It's a little...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Look at his hand.
He's sucking his lips.
Is it working?
It's a low blow.
He's touching his cheek from his pocket.
His cheek is touching his mouth.
Back hug.
How is it? Let's do a back hug.
It's quite embarrassing.
Can I do it?
Give me your hand.
Can I do it?
With both of my hands?
Go for it.
What?
She said with both of her hands.
Why did you say that?
With both of my hands.
Can I do it?
Yes.
Are you going to attack her one-sidedly?
Do you not like it? Or are you holding back?
The second down!
It's a two-shot photo at a hotel!
If this gets leaked, she'll lose her life!
And moreover!
If this gets leaked, it'll be a big problem!
She's trying to take it to a room with a bed!
Can you do it?
What do you think?
Where are you going?
Takeru, are you going to win this?
You're inviting me to a rich place!
I'm being forced to do it.
You're being forced to do it!
And the eldest confirmed her position again.
Can you help me with my position?
What do you think?
This way.
Together.
She's reacting! Are you okay?
She reacts pretty quickly.
She's reacting!
Oh no!
She's dead!
No way!
It's possible!
They're alone in a bedroom!
She'll come in soon!
Hang in there!
The eldest is being forced to do it!
She's dead!
Revenge!
She's dead!
She said she wanted to go to Soine Grand Prix.
Can you do it?
Can you practice?
Practice?
She was going to do it!
She said she was going to do it!
Can you practice?
I like how you whisper.
She said she was going to do it!
How do you feel about going to Soine Grand Prix?
Well...
It's really embarrassing.
I want to practice with my head down like this.
If you say you're rehearsing, I think you're rehearsing.
My head is over there...
I'm rehearsing, so I'm not...
In between?
My head is over there...
If you say you're rehearsing, you want me to do it?
If you say you're rehearsing...
So you don't want me to do it?
Hey, away from me!
Hey! Stay away from me!
Stand sideways.
Practice. Practice.
Are you convinced now?
What do you think?
Shall we decide?
The three-people-pick-up system!
Is this a test system?
Oh, it's a video. What do we do?
Oh!
This...
I'm warning you! I'm a little cautious!
Yes!
It's not good if this photo gets leaked!
I refuse!
It'll be misunderstood.
I took it!
She took it!
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!
Turn it off!
Now it's three down!
It's a knockout, but she's going to make it worse!
If you like boobs, I'll make you rub your boobs at the end!
I don't think that's a good idea.
Are you sure about this?
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble today!
Um...
Can I touch your boobs just once?
No!
Oh, you mean practice, Ms. Kanzuki?
She said she was practicing.
She was practicing.
So, you practice touching boobs, too?
Is that how it is?
Ms. Ooi, Ms. Ooi, Ms. Ooi!
Ms. Ooi, you don't practice touching boobs!
Ms. Tentai, let's go again.
Will Ms. Ooi touch forbidden boobs?
She's still playing punk.
Ms. Ooi, who is obviously playing punk,
I didn't think you'd touch my boobs today.
Can I touch you?
Boobs...
Ms. Ooi's head is in a mess!
I'll be back soon.
Boobs...
I'll be back soon.
So you're practicing?
But boobs aren't that good.
So you're practicing?
No, no, no.
The extension round didn't go down easily.
Then, a spoiler.
Boobs!
What is this?
It's a KO.
What is this?
It's a KO.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Your butt is cold. It's cold. It's cold.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm crying.
I'm afraid you'll find out.
Do you feel like you'll get in trouble?
I thought it was weird.
Oiwa.
Nice to meet you. I'm Okubo of OASIS.
Nice to meet you. I know you.
I'm Honey Trap TV from Ebisu Muscat.
Yes. Oh, Honey Trap.
I've been watching you for a long time.
You're Honey Trap, aren't you?
That's right.
You're Honey Trap, aren't you?
Honey Trap, did you get caught?
I didn't get caught.
I thought it was weird.
You hugged me right away.
You went to the bedroom and put on an arm pillow.
You were going to do it, weren't you?
No, I wouldn't do it.
Really?
There's one more person.
Dacchan.
What?
Dacchan.
Dacchan, you smiled a lot today.
Did you have fun?
Oh, I see.
Why did you say "oh, I see" when I came out?
I didn't get caught.
I didn't touch you.
It's not about touching or not touching.
You took a picture, didn't you?
You took a picture in bed, didn't you?
If that goes out into the world, you're out.
That's not good.
Scary.
That's not good.
Please delete it.
Smile.
Scary.
Smile.
Scary.
That's dangerous.
If you delete it, you're out.
It's on TV.
That's right.
That's dangerous.
Dacchan, learn from this.
That's dangerous.
Is it like this?
This happens in Chinese poems.
It's scary.
That's right.
It's a strange treatment.
Tatsuya Ooiwa is knocked out and out three times in a row.
Next week, Kijima will beat up that fighter! No broadcasting allowed, but it's going to be crazy!