AISubs v3.5
Comprehension becomes illusion, and modern entertainers demand cleanliness and purity.
Even now, the problem of women is...
One shot removal!
To prevent such a situation, the show that mascots praise...
"EBISU HONEY TRAP TV"!
The next target is...
Stand-up comedian, Udon Okumura.
I didn't know about him.
I didn't know about him either.
Ten years of acting career.
Maseki.
Actually, this man...
Super-scared comedian who reacts excessively to even a single sound.
To set up such a scared Okumura is...
"VR BOOBS TRAP"!
That is...
The target and the person who set up the show are alone.
Looking at the situation, they proceed with sexy VR.
With their eyes closed...
Can I touch your boobs?
Temptation.
Here comes...
"D.CUP OTSURU HIMAN"!
If you touch him, he will say "OUT"!
To prevent him from being caught in a VR world...
"ARA RYOJI NANO"!
Do you know him?
I drink a little.
He gets scared easily and reacts a lot.
What is his relationship like with women?
He is the type of person who hides and goes secretly.
That type.
But he got married once at the age of 23 and got divorced three years later.
Now, he has six children and is in a situation of "OUT".
He hides it and gets caught.
And he gets paid 10,000 yen per month at the doctor's office.
That's cheap!
Why is it so cheap?
Because of his eyes.
It smells bad.
That's true.
And the person who set up the show is...
Hello!
Mighty!
Yes, I'm Mighty!
At first glance, he looks relaxed.
But under his clothes, there is always a narrow tea bag.
He is a fascinating tea bag captain.
He is Mighty Pro!
With three hidden cameras set up in the meeting room...
"VR Boobs Trap" starts!
Immediately, the target, Udon Kumura, meets up with him.
Here he is, Udon Kumura.
Don't you think he's cute?
Nice to meet you.
He's not a virgin.
He's not a virgin?
Well, he's married.
Oh, is that so?
He's not a virgin, is he?
It's not like we're looking for a virgin or not.
Well, we did a lot of research, and we found out that Udon Kumura and Mighty have a 98% chance of matching.
Oh, really?
M-m-m-mighty?
Are you going to support him like that?
Don't do it, don't do it!
And here comes Mighty's plot!
Did you get it?
She's super scared.
Good morning!
Yes, I'm Mighty, team leader of the tea bags.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Mighty, team leader of the tea bags.
What's "tea bags leader"?
It's a team leader of the tea bags.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I'm Mighty, team leader of the tea bags.
Oh, yes. I'm the team leader of the tea bags.
I didn't know about that.
Oh, I'm the team leader of the tea bags.
Oh, yes.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
Idol group.
Oh, yes.
We're the Ebisumaru Scouts.
What's going on?
We're the Ebisumaru Scouts.
What's going on?
We're the Ebisumaru Scouts.
Is this an exhibition?
Oh, I'm so surprised.
What's going on?
But, something unexpected happens.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I brought it.
Yes, you did.
Yes, I did.
I brought a game machine.
I'm sorry.
VR is working.
What should we do, Mighty?
Oh, wait a minute.
I brought a game machine.
I brought a tea bag.
I'm sorry.
What?
It's okay.
It's okay?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I heard a weird voice.
Oh, the voice was leaked.
The voice from VR was leaking.
No, it's okay.
I can use it.
I'm so surprised.
I was wondering if I shouldn't hear it.
I heard a weird voice.
I've seen it before.
But girls have it, too.
I think you're too sexy.
It's a situation that's easy to set up.
I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed.
I bought it yesterday and it arrived today, so I brought it.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it.
I'll explain it to you.
I listened to a program called "Travel With Me" on Avema TV.
It's a good song.
That's a good song.
It's a good song.
I listened to a program called "Travel With Me" on Avema TV.
That's a good song.
It's a good song.
That's a good song.
I didn't know it was 98%.
The staff removed their seats and only the two of them were left.
I'm more nervous.
Really?
Did you know about me?
I was surprised.
Could you wait for a moment?
What is it?
I was wondering what it was.
You like to move, don't you?
Maybe it's because I was playing basketball.
Do you like basketball?
I was in middle school and high school.
High school was really tough.
Of course, you can meet people from all over the country.
But even in rural areas, it's really tough.
I went from a place where I couldn't play with anyone to a place where I could practice with people.
Maybe it's because of that.
Love is unique.
It's easy to be surprised.
I'm a little nervous in a place I'm not used to going to.
I'm not very calm.
At home, I'm not like that at all.
Wow!
No way!
It's not acting or anything like that.
It's like a natural-born scaredy-cat.
Thank you.
I'm a little surprised.
I'm surprised now, but I'm not surprised every time.
Wow!
No, no.
I'm not surprised by Ren-chan like that.
Thank you very much!
T-team up!
Let's move on to sexy VR!
I'm sorry, I didn't turn off the light.
Can I take a look?
Sure.
Would you like to see it?
It's really cute.
I love you, senpai.
Let me look inside.
It's creepy.
It's VR.
Can you see it?
It's sexy, isn't it?
No, it's really sexy.
It's my favorite senpai.
Is udon sexy?
I'm sexy.
Why do you say like that?
There is no one who is not sexy.
I'm a little jealous of you.
No, no, no.
I'm jealous of you.
No, no, it's not like that.
You're good.
Can you not touch me?
Just a little bit.
I like that kind of thing.
Isn't it dangerous?
Wait a minute.
Isn't it dangerous?
Are you okay?
It's a secret.
You can do it.
What's up?
Will she be caught by Honeytra?
It's a secret.
It's a secret, but it's okay.
Can you touch me?
Just a little bit.
Can you stand up?
Can you stand up for a moment?
Are you hungry?
It's dangerous.
Please touch me gently.
I can't do it anymore.
Wait a minute.
Let's do it with both hands.
Please touch me with one hand.
She's reaching out her hand.
Touch me, touch me, touch me.
I'm touching you.
Can I touch you more?
Yes.
I can feel it.
She looks lonely.
She's breathing.
What's up?
She's reaching out her finger.
Touch me.
She's reaching out her finger.
She's touching Honeytra with her finger.
It's a secret, isn't it?
Wait a minute.
Please lick my finger.
It's spicy!
Why is your finger spicy?
Ukumura Udon is completely out!
Your finger is spicy!
Yes, it is.
It's a coincidence, so Otsuru Himanna will tell you a story.
I'll tell you something new.
(laughs)
It's a coincidence, so Otsuru Himanna will tell you a story.
(laughs)
(explosion)
What? What? What?
Wow!
Mr. Udon is out!
Out, Mr. Udon!
Completely out, Mr. Udon!
Wait! There are a lot!
Mr. Udon!
A lot!
(laughs)
There are a lot!
(laughs)
There are a lot! Wait a minute!
(laughs)
Mr. Udon is out!
Ah, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
First of all, I don't know.
Excuse me, I think it's nice to meet you, but I'm Okubo of Oasis!
Nice to meet you! I'm Cunning Takeyama!
Nice to meet you!
Ah, nice to meet you!
(laughs)
I'm Okubo of Oasis Entertainment!
Hey, what are you doing?
You're touching your boobs and licking your fingers!
No, I said it's okay!
No, Udon-kun!
Yes?
You can't say it's okay!
It's work from now on, but at that meeting...
No, you told me it's a secret!
(laughs)
You told me it's a secret!
(laughs)
I meant to keep it a secret!
Um...um...
There's Ootsuruhiman!
(laughs)
I knew it!
Do you know him?
Yes, I know him.
I've met him many times at live shows and we've talked about it.
How did you like Ootsuruhiman-san's boobs?
They're Ootsuruhiman's boobs!
(laughs)
And you're licking Ootsuruhiman's fingers!
Eww! Eww!
(laughs)
Disgusting!
Eww!
(laughs)
You're annoying!
Eww!
(laughs)
It's so cold!
Eww!
It's cold today!
There's something behind you! Isn't that a cockroach?
What? Stop it!
(laughs)
Ah, you're right!
Your body...
What?
(laughs)
It's cold!
How is it? Your body...
It's cold!
It's soft and fuzzy...
It's fuzzy and fuzzy!
It's light and fuzzy!
It's cold and fuzzy!
Get out of the way!
Eww!
Don't surprise me like that!
(laughs)
You two are playing together like crazy!
(laughs)
Your up and down is amazing!
What's up with you?
Your width is wide, isn't it?
(laughs)
My width is wide and I can't keep up with your emotions.
Who's behind you? There's someone behind you.
Ah... Obama!
(laughs)
Obama!
Obama's predecessor!
You're rude!
What?
I'm not surprised anymore in this situation!
(laughs)
I'm surprised over here!
You're rude!
How could you...
(laughs)
Next up is...
(drums)
The three orachios.
(laughs)
Are you okay?
Orachios and stuff...
I'm used to it, so...
Who's playing the mascot?
Well, you know...
He's been on "Makkoi Bukki" from time to time, but...
But the orachios used to be a little...
By the way, didn't you have a pain in your eye?
Oh, really?
Yeah, he's got something going on.
Really? Underwear model?
Underwear model?
That's right.
Underwear model?
He was cheating with a woman who was in Lady Gaga and had a hard time meeting her.
Oh, really?
And he promised to break up with her once, but it was convenient for him to reenact the past again.
After hearing that episode, Mr. Taka said, "Lady Saga," and that episode is here.
Because it's Saga, right?
That's right.
This time, the target is an orachio.
In fact, it has been associated with mascots for six years.
The members check their social media frequently and mistake it for their brother's existence.
It's a painful guy!
For such an orachio, we have a special honeytrail.
"ROCKET BUS KISS TRAP"!
What is that?
This honeytrailer is about two people confessing their love in a rocket bus, and trying to kiss a vinyl cover.
If they kiss here, they will be thrown into an ice water pool. It's an acrobatic trap!
And the person who set it up is...
Ishioka-chan.
An orachio who is as cute as her little sister, sexy lips, Ishio couple.
Will the orachio confess their love?
Can you believe it?
She's been doing it for about six years.
You might wonder why she said it six years ago.
But we haven't had a chance to do it just the two of us.
So we'll do it in serious mode.
In serious mode.
So there's a possibility that Ishioka-san has been thinking about me for several years.
Yes.
Now, there are already two mascots in the rocket bus.
Yes.
You know, in this situation, if you say "I like you" or "I hate you" like that...
Even if you don't like it that much, you'll fall in love with it.
Is this situation that good?
There's no set up behind it.
No.
It doesn't feel like a TV show.
No. It's too dark.
Yes.
What do you think?
I think I'll fall in love with it.
And now, the real mascot's brother, Orakio, has appeared!
There you are.
I think he's young, but he's an old man.
He's an old man, Orakio.
It's hard for me to handle him.
Because I'm not good at it.
Mr. Orakio, it's been a while.
Nice to meet you. I'm Rawa Ikawa.
Where should I sit?
It's been a while.
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
I was surprised.
Are you going on a date with Shinka-chan?
You're a new member, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Nice to meet you.
I'm doing a narration, so I'm watching it in the video.
You've been single for a while, haven't you?
I've been single for a while, haven't I?
I was surprised.
You're still alive, aren't you?
That's right.
You're still alive.
You've been single for about six years, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
This time, we looked for women who had a high matching rate among men.
As a result, only you two fought.
What?
What do you mean?
Do you have a romantic relationship with Orakio- san?
What are you talking about?
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
Do you want me to open it manually and knock it down manually?
We're married.
So you want me to date her, right?
So you want me to be honest and have fun, right?
Be honest and have fun.
Don't think about anything else and be honest and have fun.
So you want me to rely on AI, right?
At that time, Orakio-san was very fond of Mai Ishioka.
I think she has a lot of inferiority complex.
Was she fond of you?
While we were being teased, she said, "No, you don't have to do it, Ishioka-chan."
What?
She said, "You just have to stand up."
Is she your type?
I think she's my type.
She keeps saying my lips are cute.
I think so, too.
Here it is.
Are there three of you?
The staff has left and only three people are allowed in the space.
Are you okay, Muscats?
I'm okay.
You're a kind brother.
We're not that kind of unit.
I don't know anything yet.
You were in "Nuru Nuru Lotion" and "Taka Tobikomi" before, right?
I was doing narration.
I thought it would be hard for new people to do their best.
I was doing my best, too.
I was second place.
Oh, you were second place.
Don't you remember?
I did narration.
I don't remember you doing your best at all.
Wow!
Really?
Look at me. I'm doing my best.
Are you growing up?
No, I'm not!
Little by little...
I'm on a diet right now.
At first, I was taking my position in Muscats, but...
I'm going home now.
On top of that, the A-couple is leaving.
The A-couple is finally performing.
I want to cut my hair.
You don't have to cut it.
If you don't go to the next stage, you'll probably be given up.
Can you see the scar at this angle?
I don't know.
I'm doing my best.
On the contrary, you're too caught up in it.
I think you should go to the next stage.
Next stage?
Next stage of "Nuru Nuru Lotion".
But you're saying this because you want to be popular, right?
You want to be popular, right?
It seems like you have a desire to teach girls.
I like this.
But there weren't many people around me who said that.
There aren't?!
There aren't!
Don't have a strategy meeting with Fujiwara!
There's no such thing as a strategy meeting with Fujiwara.
That's right.
Let's go to Kokugaku!
Go!
Now, the A-couple is setting up!
It's the first time I'm alone with Fujiwara-san.
What?
It's the first time we're alone.
I'm scared! I'm scared! It's disgusting! What is it?!
It's the first time we're alone.
It's embarrassing, but...
I've always wanted to have a quiet chat like this.
- With who? - With you, Orakio-san.
- You're kidding me! - It's true!
- I just happened to be interested in you! - I didn't know you were interested in me!
Oh, really? I was surprised!
I didn't know that 90-something percent of people were interested in you, Orakio-san.
- It's true! - She said it!
- Maybe it's because of Macarons and Muscats... - No, it's not like that!
I'm serious! I hope you can make some time for me in the future.
- We can talk about a lot of things. - Like what?!
- Like...time for us to talk together. - Then call me Fujiwara!
- Fujiwara or Subu or something. - You're too cautious of me!
- Then call me Paitsura or Kojocho. - Oh, but everyone's busy.
- Everyone. - It's true! Nishida isn't busy!
- You two are busy! - Nishida-chan isn't doing anything!
- I said you two are fine! - What's fine?!
- You two are fine! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I'm scared! I don't want that!
- Why?! - I don't want that! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Makkoi-san will get mad at me!
- If I contact some of those active mascots and meet them... - Oh, but I'll never tell you, Makkoi-san!
- No, I'll get killed! I'll definitely get killed! - What?!
- You're scared of that?! - Don't say that!
There aren't many people like that around me.
Push it. Push it. Push it.
Is it okay?
No, no, no.
Oh, really?
Push it. Push it.
It's a promise kiss from now on.
Let's go for a kiss.
Kiss.
You can do it.
If you have the right timing.
Absolutely.
Will you promise me?
She was like that!
Will you promise me?
I promise you.
Go for it.
Will you kiss me as promised?
Are you kidding me?!
There's no meaning to it!
Because you're wearing a plastic bag.
What?!
A light kiss.
A plastic bag kiss.
You can't do that!
A plastic bag kiss.
Just one kiss.
Why did it become like that?!
Because you're wearing a plastic bag.
It's like a big joke.
But if you're wearing a plastic bag, it's not okay?
A plastic bag kiss?!
Yes.
She's been acting like a good person up until now, but now her true nature is revealed!
Please.
She's been acting like a good person up until now, but now her true nature is revealed!
You'll promise me, right?
I promise you!
Don't embarrass her!
Please!
Don't embarrass me!
Let's go with this!
Go for it!
Don't embarrass me!
Go for it!
I'm not stupid!
Go for it!
Please don't embarrass me!
Go for it!
Get out of the way!
Thank you very much!
Out! Out!
Out!
I can't believe it!
Stop it, Shinji!
I can't believe it! I thought it was funny!
Natsuki!
Are you out lately?
What are you doing?
Stop it, Shinji!
I'm so scared!
I can't believe it!
I'm so scared!
Your face is so scary, Orakio!
You're such an idiot!
What was his face like?
I didn't think he'd kiss me.
I'm really worried about this.
Orakio!
Yes?
You're out!
Okubo, this is really not good.
I saw you kiss him!
Orakio!
Yes?
I'm Takiyama.
Wow, you're here too, Takiyama!
I don't like this! I'm getting married!
Orakio!
Usually only single people do this kind of prank.
I thought you'd say no, but you said no.
That's right.
You got out of the car, and you were able to get out of the car.
That's right.
I didn't get out of the car. There was a filter.
At first, you were preaching.
Suddenly, you were blamed.
In the end, you took his head.
No, you can look at it, but I didn't say it.
No, you didn't say it in the first place.
I have evidence, so I said it.
I didn't say it.
I said it.
Let's look at the evidence.
I have evidence.
Please!
I just said it in evidence, but I'm doing it.
You're doing it!
Do it!
I'm scared, Orakio.
Wait a minute.
I'm scared you'll get caught, Orakio.
That's why we have to be careful about that kind of thing.
So you're not going to play this?
You're going to play it, right?
I'm going to play it.
If you don't play it, we'll do it together.
I'm scared.
I know you're doing it before you play it, but there's no point in playing it.
You kissed yourself and admitted it in the end.
You took his head.
I have a video.
You took it in the end.
That's right.
In the end, I thought I should say it myself.
Out!
Play it well!
Play it well, Orakio!
It's itchy.
It's right here.
Orakio, we don't have a date.
We don't have a date, so please end it.
I'm sorry, Ondo.
Orakio, you're done for the day.
I want it to end!
We don't have a date.
I was so excited about this show!
Next episode, a new trap attacks the scumbag comedians!
How good are comedians' crisis management skills?
Thank you.