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Comprehension has become a luxury, and modern entertainment world requires cleanliness and purity.
Women's issues have now been eliminated in one fell swoop!
In order to prevent such a situation, we have a show where mascots make noise.
"EBISU HONEY TRAP TV"!
Takeyama-san's "EBISU HONEY TRAP TV".
Don't say "EBISU"!
It's not a good title for men, is it?
"EBISU HONEY TRAP TV"!
Is it okay to say "EBISU HONEY TRAP TV" in the photo book?
You're repeating it again and again!
Well, it's definitely "EBISU HONEY TRAP TV", if you say it later.
I see.
But I feel good about it, you know.
Well, you're right.
You're right.
There will be more and more celebrities who will rise to the top among first-class entertainers.
Oh, is that so?
I'm doing it in the hope that this won't happen in the future.
That's good.
It's good to study hard here, isn't it?
That's right.
And for the girls who play "honey trap",
today's guest is "EBISU MUSCATS", a professional "honey trap" method.
Oh, you're all professional "honey trap" methods, aren't you?
Yes, we are.
Oh, you are?
The one you played on me wasn't such a beautiful thing.
Oh, you're playing "third class" or something like that.
You're first-class, you know.
I'm first-class, you know.
This is bad.
This is a little...
You're second-class.
Second-class? Where's second-class?
Where's second-class?
Wow, there's second-class!
Are you kidding me?!
I dressed up like first-class today, but...
It feels like you're not used to it.
Isn't there a guy like that in "Shinjuku Sub-nerd" or something?
Even though you're this sexy?
I feel like I've been forced to dress up.
Oh, what is it?
"Dacty"? "Dacty"?
Either "dacty" or "dacty"!
I've always been "dacty"!
Even though you're 50 years old?
But if people like you came here...
I don't think there'd be any celebrities or entertainers who wouldn't do it.
Well, if you're a little older, you should go there, Mihiro-san.
Mihiro-san, I've known you for a long time, but you're like my family.
That's right! The ones setting up the "honey trap" are...
The number one "honey trap" group in the entertainment world...
"Ebisu Muscats"!
Today's first "honey trap" is...
V.R. Oppai Trap!
Is it new?
It's new!
Isn't it new?
It's V.R.!
No, just because it says "V.R." on it doesn't mean it's an old TV you sometimes watch on YouTube.
It's not the Showa TV that Okai Esaku-san used to play on.
This "honey trap" is...
At the meeting of a fake "detroit" show, they call in their targets.
When they see the "detroit" show, they and their targets...
...try to watch a sexy V.R. and get excited...
...but are tempted to touch their boobs.
If you actually touch their boobs, you're out!
By the way, Takeyama-san, have you ever watched a V.R.?
I don't think I have.
You don't?
But I do listen to it a lot! I really like it!
That sexy type of V.R., right?
I'm telling you, it's in there!
Can I put this on?
He looks like he really wants to watch it, so let's have Takeyama-san watch it in V.R.!
How is it? Is it coming?
Wow, it's in there!
Wow!
Is it sleeping? What's going on?
Can I? Okai-san, can I?
What do you mean "can I"?
Can I?
What do you mean "can I"?
Can I? I'm really being licked right now!
What?! What?!
Ah, like this!
Ah, wait, I want to poop!
You're the worst, old man!
Poop, poop, poop, poop!
At this rate, he's really going to start chasing me!
So, first of all, the target is...
Ah, it's my agency.
The target is "I am Noda" of Onigashima.
No, it's not a big deal.
It's not like it's going to happen soon.
It's going to come right away.
No, it won't.
So, here's the honey tiger target.
Wow!
That's nice!
It's kind of realistic, isn't it?
The first target is a honey tiger magician, Yoshizawa Yuki, who uses skillful eroticism to seduce his opponent.
But Noda-kun, you know, he's been engaged to someone a little while ago, right?
What?!
He's been engaged to someone, but he ends up spending his wedding funds on pachinko or something like that and ends up breaking up with her.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, he's a little weak-willed, isn't he?
No, I think he'll do it.
I've eaten grilled meat with him on the day he broke up with his girlfriend.
He's a lonely hunter, isn't he?
That's right, that's right.
He's the kind of guy you can't do without girls.
That's right.
Mr. Yoshizawa, Mr. Yoshizawa, what's wrong with you?
I don't care if you know everything about me, but I'm going to do a little VR too.
There's no such prank, is there?
And here's the real horror of this prank.
And that is...
We can't let you touch Yoshizawa's boobs, can we?
Yes, of course we can't.
Well, he's a boob-talent, isn't he?
Excuse me, boob-actors.
Thank you for having me.
I'm from Sami Egypt Production.
I'm a boob-talent, Otsuru Himan.
You do have a lot of boobs, don't you?
That's right.
It really does look like a girl's boob, doesn't it?
Does it?
Mr. Yoshizawa, what do you think of it?
It's nice.
Is it real?
I don't think you'll fool me.
Oh, I see.
I'm proud of being the number one boob-talent in Ebisumatsu Cuts.
I'm happy.
That's right.
In order for the target who's watching this video not to notice...
They'll switch places with D-cup and Otsuru Himan...
And make them touch Yoshizawa's boobs!
At the meeting room where three hidden cameras are set up...
The VR boob-trap starts!
I think we'll be able to get in today.
Yes, yes.
Oh, you're here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you for having me.
He's here.
He's here, he's here, he's here!
Oh, he's blonde right now.
He's blonde.
It's not for today, is it?
Is it okay?
Yes, yes.
Excuse me.
Yes.
This is Abema TV's recording.
Yes.
Um...
It's about a man and a woman working together in medicine.
Yes.
It's called "Travel With Me".
Yes, yes.
Are you nervous?
Um...
There's a matching app.
Yes, yes, yes.
That...
You look happy.
There's an app I made myself.
Oh, really?
And with that...
There's a matching app too.
You can...
You can try out a lot of different things.
Like youth music.
You can try out a lot of different things.
You can automatically register...
Yes.
How do you like me now?
Judging by your expression.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm nervous.
I think I'm going to be nervous.
I'm sure you are.
I like men a lot.
I'm good at it.
She's used to it.
I'm used to it.
I naturally get along with him.
It's easy for me to talk to him.
Yes, it is.
It's easy for me to talk to him.
He's a brain that speaks passionately.
Here, Yoshizawa-pro enters.
Is he a gyaru?
They look relaxed.
I saw their faces.
They're a good couple with dyed hair.
I'm nervous.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ebisumasu Katsu.
I'm Yoshizawa Yuki.
I'm Ayumu Noda.
Nice to meet you.
They look happy.
Their faces are smiling.
I thought they were cute.
I thought they were lucky.
They're a perfect couple.
Are you sure?
As an A.I.
I see.
I think I know what you mean.
I see.
There's something in common.
Their hair color is...
I thought so, too!
Yoshizawa is good.
I thought so, too!
This is bad.
I'm embarrassed.
What do you think, Mihiro-san?
I'm sure they'll touch.
I'm sure of it.
I'll draw a picture.
They're a perfect match.
Their data is accurate.
That's why they're together.
Are they a good match?
If you say so.
They're a perfect match.
What? Really?
I'm nervous.
I think I'll like you just like that.
You're good at this.
I think I'll like you just like that.
When you say you know it, you probably know it.
It's about time for the two of you to be alone.
Isn't it okay? It's already pretty solid.
I really like the person in the picture.
Wow, you're good.
Finally, the two of you will be alone.
This is where the honey tiger comes into play.
Wait a minute.
Wow, you'll be alone.
You'll be alone. What do you do?
I was wondering what to do.
Do you like it?
By the way, Mr. Odaimatsu.
There's another shoot before this.
But you're about to start talking.
But it's okay for a while.
Think about the program for the time being.
I want to talk.
Certainly, you can't talk.
I want to talk.
That's a misunderstanding.
Have you been on a date lately?
I really haven't.
This woman is amazing.
Really?
She's really good.
Last year, around Christmas,
I was really lonely.
I really attacked various women.
Around Christmas, about three women were dumped in two weeks.
Oh, I'm sad.
I don't know.
I'm attacking, though.
It's been a year since I broke up with my ex- boyfriend.
It's a good future.
It's been a year since we broke up.
I'm lonely.
I wish I had a partner.
Oh, really?
She's good.
She's really good.
She's already in love at this stage.
Isn't it the opposite?
If you really want to go out like this, you won't touch your boobs.
But I think it's possible for you to fall in love.
I'm nervous.
Right?
Isn't it okay?
Do you want to start talking?
Naturally.
Do you have anything in common with each other?
I'm an AV actress.
Oh, really?
Here we go.
Hey, I'm serious. I went home today and I'm serious.
Let me see it.
See? See?
See?
I can see it now.
How is it?
I gave you a good grade.
Do you know VR?
Yes, yes.
VR is a new product.
I have a sample now.
I have it for a moment.
Really?
This is like a dream.
That's right.
I don't have it in front of me.
I see.
This is a man's dream.
Is this VR?
Really?
Let's graduate.
This is fun.
Let's graduate.
This is fun.
Isn't it exciting?
Hey, this situation is a dream situation that only men know about.
I see.
It's not like this.
The title is "A popular derriere woman who can't play a role."
I have no choice but to laugh.
May I?
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I won't touch you.
Wait a minute.
I was licking my nipples.
I think it's just right.
You're having fun.
You're cute.
I'll show you how to set it up.
I'll do a little light skin shift here.
Is that okay?
Of course.
You're good.
You're good at this.
I'm sorry.
I was pushed around a little.
I'm sorry.
You're showing your butt.
I'm showing my butt.
It looks like iron.
That's iron, isn't it?
Is it broken?
That's iron.
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
This skin shift is a little...
I can set it up like this.
Oh, you're here.
Yoshizawa, let's go to your boobs.
Let's shake it.
Can you see my boobs?
I can't see your boobs.
I'm telling you carefully.
I can't see your boobs.
Don't you want to touch me now?
This is amazing.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, you're the one who's being touched.
You're having a lot of fun.
This is a little crazy.
All of a sudden...
Do you want to touch me now?
I do want to touch you now.
You're in front of me, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Every time you get excited and say yes...
Oh, wait a minute.
Is it a little tight?
And now for the person in charge of boobs...
Are you going to touch me?
No, I'm not.
You're a weirdo.
Weirdos are scary, aren't they?
She said she wouldn't come for a couple of minutes.
Oh, really?
Is it weird?
Oh, it's really weird!
Really?
Come on!
Really?
Seriously?!
- Please drink some more. - Is it okay?
- Yes. - Is it okay?
- Drink it! - Drink it!
- Don't push yourself! - Yes!
- Drink it! - Drink it!
- What is this picture? - It's soft.
- It's moving!
- Stop it!
- Is it okay for me to drink it? - Yes.
- It's the worst! - Really?
- Is it okay for me to drink it? - Really?
- It's the worst! - Really?
- I'm holding it. - You're holding it!
- Yes! - Why is it like this?
- Why? - Why?
- Wait a second. - Why is it like this?
- Wait. - Sorry.
- Can you hold your finger? - Yes, I can.
- Finger? - Yes, you can hold your finger.
He's already out.
He has a bad personality.
He's going to throw a spicy finger-sizzling trap.
- Do you want to lick your finger? - Yes.
I want to lick you.
Give me back.
I want to lick you.
Who?
Noda licked his boobies and lost his mind.
He also got caught in a trap.
He is completely out of the entertainment world.
Who?
What are you doing?
Who is it?
Hey, Noda-kun!
Who is it?
Hey, where are your boobs?
Noda-kun, what are you doing?
Noda-kun, you're the worst!
Noda-kun, who is it?
It's Okubo!
Okubo-san!
It's Takeyama!
Wait a minute! Why?
Why are you touching me?
What? You don't like me?
What about our date?
We don't have one!
What?!
You don't like me that much?
No, but...
We're together and we use the matching app and it's 98%!
We don't have that many numbers!
You're lying!
But, Noda-kun, at this time of year,
if you're invited to a school party like that,
it could be a big problem!
That's true, but...
You can't say that!
You were holding it in your hands!
No, but...
Wow, that's crazy!
You're a geneticist, so you should know how to ask questions!
I was so excited!
Natsuki-chan.
Ero dosue?
Are you from Kyoto?
Yes, I'm from Kyoto.
Your fingers were gross when you moved them.
My thumb is always like this.
It's fixed like this, but my thumb is always like this.
It's a habit.
It's embarrassing to see your lips like this.
I'm sure Noda-kun thought they'd do it first and then record it.
That's the worst.
I don't think they'll do it.
What's the next target?
The next target is...
Notch-san!
How about Notch-san, Takeyama-san?
I don't think Notch-san will get caught.
If Notch-san touched me, I wouldn't be able to watch.
But I don't know if you have the courage to do it like this.
You'll pay for it yourself.
But I don't think Notch-san should know about it.
I don't think Notch-san should know about it.
Oh, I see.
Before you touch it.
Do you know about Notch-san's private life?
I don't think Notch-san is that kind of person.
Here is the next target.
Oh, there's another cute girl.
She's our ace.
The next target is...
Not only does she look young,
but she's also a little demon who takes men by the hand.
She's a professional peach picker.
What do you think of this fashion, Mr. Takemoto?
It's nice. It's nice and small.
If there is no law in the world, I would like to hug it and take it home now.
I'm sorry.
Dad, hug me.
I'll sign a contract for a million yen next month.
Don't do it, Dad. I'll make you say something for money.
Let's start the second Honeytra!
Will Nocchi, who has a priest, be caught by Honeytra, a professional peach picker?
What's with that face?
Are you sure you want to go on a date?
Nozawa, you've gone too far.
Please forgive me.
What do you mean forgive you?
If you do that, I'll never be able to go on a date with her while kissing her boobs.
Nozawa, you've gone too far.
It's already started, you two.
Next is Nocchi.
Let's see how crazy she is.
Her face is getting a little dull.
She's in trouble. I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
Why would I go on a date with her?
By the way, you're married, but what type of woman do you like?
Fukuya woman.
Fukuya woman?
Momo-chan, you're a little rude.
Are you serious?
The little devil peach picker is here.
I'm Nocchi. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You're like a daughter and a father.
I can't stand you anymore.
I really want you to stop.
Nice to meet you.
She might be Momo.
Her nose is getting longer.
I'm in a group called Ebisu Mascots.
Do you know about Ebisu Mascots?
Really? Thank you very much.
I've been there, too.
Really?
I've never been there.
I see.
You're 97% compatible.
I'm happy about that.
You're happy about that.
Maybe you like older people.
Yes, I do.
Do you think I'm not good enough for you?
You're not good enough for me.
You're cute.
He has a self-esteem.
It's not about your appearance.
It's about your mind.
You don't know that.
It's a good idea.
They've made up their minds.
Now, they'll perform "Honey Tiger" by themselves.
Now it's just the two of you. It's starting now.
Nocchi-san, please. I don't want to watch it.
My boobs are sticking out.
Nocchi-san, you're so stiff.
No, no, no.
You're stiff.
Nocchi-san, do you often watch movies?
Shall we start with that?
Do you watch movies on your days off?
I do watch movies sometimes.
Do you watch love stories?
I don't watch love stories.
I watch war stories.
Real stories.
I've watched "American Sniper" about ten times.
Shall we start with that?
Let's start with that.
It's cool.
You like cool stories, don't you?
I don't like cool stories. I like real stories.
I'm an American.
Oh, really?
Thank you.
Now! Now!
Oh my god! Real Oh my god!
Two years ago!
Oh, this is too much!
It's been a while since I saw it!
You like this kind of thing, don't you?
It's different from a documentary, but it's like a video.
Have you ever seen a VR or something like that?
VR?
Actually, I have my own VR work right now.
Would you like to see it?
Your face is scary!
It's scary!
Isn't it scary?
Is it a man's face?
Is it a woman's face?
Yes.
I happened to see it at work before.
What kind of emotion is that?
Are you surprised?
That's right.
The video is really real.
Isn't it amazing?
Would you like to see it?
48 hours of work and a life of homosexuality.
What kind of expression is that?
48 hours of work and a life of homosexuality.
I'm sorry, but I can't help it.
Please look at me.
Are you sure you want me to look at you?
Put your head on me.
Can you put your head on me?
Can you do it like Kabul?
Please look to the left and right.
Can you see me?
Over there!
Where are you going?
Can you see me?
What? Can you see me?
Can you see me?
Who is it?
It's you!
Is it behind me?
It's you!
Wow, it's really you!
What am I doing now?
Now?
Oh, you're naked.
Yes.
Um...
You're...
Even at first glance, it looks like she's starting to lose her rationality due to the seduction of a professional.
You said you wouldn't look at me, didn't you?
Can I touch you now?
Can I touch you in secret?
No, it's amazing.
Can I touch you in secret?
What?
And the "D" cup, Otsuru Himan soy milk!
I'll touch you!
Go, go!
Nobody's here!
Do you want me to touch you?
No, no, no!
That's...
No, it's okay.
Huh?
I really...
I won't tell my manager or anything.
Well, I'm...
I'm a professional singer.
I really won't tell you.
You're a professional singer.
I'll keep it a secret.
Huh?
Will you touch me?
No...
Just a little, just a little.
No way!
It's hard, it's hard.
Just a little, just a little.
Go for it, go for it.
No, I said just a little, but...
What's wrong with you?
This is amazing.
This angle...
What's wrong with you?
What's going on?
This is...
This is amazing.
Oh, you're so tall.
Let's take it.
Just two seconds is fine.
No, I know...
I know a little, but...
Just two seconds.
The staff will be angry.
I know a little, but...
Go for it!
Isn't this impossible?
Nocchi, you cleared it.
You cleared it.
The first-ever Nocchi.
You cleared it without getting caught!
That's wonderful!
She's trying so hard.
Take a VR video.
I was surprised!
What's that?
You cleared it!
That's amazing!
That's wonderful!
Nocchi!
Nocchi, that's wonderful!
You cleared it without getting caught!
That's wonderful, Nocchi!
I cleared it!
Nocchi, you cleared it without getting caught!
No, I can't do it in that situation.
You can't?
Did you really want to get caught?
I want to get caught, but if I do, I'll go crazy.
Nocchi, you're going on a date with your girlfriend who said you could touch her boobs.
Yes!
You were excited, weren't you?
I was very excited.
You thought you'd get touched eventually, weren't you?
It was crazy, really.
I'm glad I took a breather today. It was dangerous.
It was like a queen.
You're holding it back. You're holding it back with your breather.
You're holding it back?
You're holding it back with your breather.
You look a little lovely as a woman, don't you?
Yes.
I want to be with someone like you, Nocchi.
I'm sure you do.
You're too lovely.
You're cool!
You're cool, Nocchi!
You're great!
It's okay!
Why are you trying to have sex right away?
It's okay!
Nocchi, you've changed. You're a great person.
You want to marry someone like me, don't you?
Yes!
I do!
Please, let me marry you.
Is it okay?
Nocchi, you're weird.
Why do you want to marry such a great man like me?
I think you'll be happy if you tell your wife about it.
I didn't touch you.
He told his beloved wife that he didn't touch his boobs.
Tomomi?
Yes, it's me.
Is it over?
Yes, it is.
Tell me about today.
What is it about?
It's about...
It was a prank.
What kind of prank?
It was "Amazing Bar TV" on ABC Muskets.
The girl and I were alone in the dressing room.
I was trying to...
No, don't say "boobs" until the end.
I was trying to...
No, not "boobs"...
I was trying to see if I could touch you or not.
When it was all over, I held back and didn't touch my boobs.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Isn't this Ebisumatsu Katsu him?
Don't say "him".
Who is it?
Isn't it Chachagamushi?
It's not Chagamushi. It's Kitsugamushi.
I'll eat you up today.
That's enough, you idiot.
It came from his wife.
I'm sorry, but can you buy me six slices of bread on the way home?
Don't say such a dreamless thing!
Go home and buy it for me.
Thank you for your hard work.
Go home and buy it for me.
Don't say such a dreamless thing.
Six slices of bread.
It's important. I need it in the morning.
That's right.
And next time...
The second VR boobs trap.
A crazy guy from the entertainment world's eternal exile class will appear!
If you really have a bad attitude, you won't make it into the industry.
I think you'll really lose your job.