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Tonight's show is about to begin!
Enes Maskotsu!
Why?!
Episode Two! Abema High Contest!
Sexy Jujutsu Kaisen!
We did it!
Today, Mitsuura-san is taking a day off due to other important work.
Yes, this is also my work.
Since you are taking a day off, we have an official older brother of Muscats, Suzuki Takusa with us!
An official older brother!
Thank you, older brother!
I am still an official older brother.
Thank you, older brother!
An official older brother besides Mr. Ogi.
That's right, he's been working hard as an older brother since Mr. Ogi.
Sexy Jujutsu Kaisen!
This is the second time this competition has been held.
Is it okay for me to do this no matter what?
Yes, I heard you can touch a woman's body.
That's right.
Well, you know, it's not good for a wife and husband to be together.
Can you stop talking about husband and wife?
And there was an apartment in Tokyo, but now it's together.
You paid for it, didn't you?
Your wife lives in Kougai.
Mr. Kurosawa, don't say unnecessary things.
I was taken by a photographer.
I'm going to Disneyland with this face.
What?
What's wrong with you?
I heard anyone can go to Disneyland.
I love it.
I'm looking forward to it.
This is your job, so please enjoy it as much as you like.
It's my job.
It's your job.
Then I'll touch you as much as I like.
All right.
Mr. Kurosawa, please give us an explanation.
Yes, please.
Well, let's get started.
First of all, let's welcome Team Erobaka Gym.
There are strong members, too.
I'm a little suspicious of the first one and two.
Is "sexy" okay?
Mr. Kobayashi has a strong sexual desire.
He has a strong sexual desire.
Does he play soccer and baseball?
Yes, he does.
He plays a lot of soccer and baseball players.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
Next, let's welcome Team Feathertouch Dojo.
Wow, they're excited.
They have a great style today, too.
That's right.
Besides their faces, Matsuoka has a great style.
She has a boyfriend now.
Oh, she's playing judo now.
She was teaching him.
That means she has a boyfriend and she's "sexy" and she's playing judo, too.
She has a night of pleasure.
I'm looking forward to it.
First of all, Matsuoka from Adachi and Kobayashi from Teppou-dama will compete.
Matsuoka's back is already feather-touched.
Matsuoka is putting his hands together and putting them behind him.
It's before the game.
Matsuoka is putting his hands behind him.
Let's get started.
First match.
Who will go first?
You in blue.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if you don't remember my name.
That's right.
I'm Matsuoka.
Let's get started.
I'm Taku.
Taku.
I'm Taku.
I'm Teppou-dama.
Can you call me by my name?
Can you?
Teppou-dama.
What is Teppou-dama?
Wait!
Is it working?
It's working.
Sit down!
It's a big Teppou-dama.
Is it big?
The effect is...
You!
It's Kobayashi-san.
I don't remember your name.
Begin!
What?
I don't know!
What?
I don't know!
What?
I don't know!
You don't know?
Taku-chan!
She got it in her head.
Taku-chan's...
Here.
Tell me.
Teppou-dama!
It's working!
What's going on, Taku-san?
What's going on?
From the first shot...
The winner is...
Kobachi!
That was fast!
That was fast, wasn't it?
Huh? Taku-san!
Is it weak to be stimulated around the hip?
It's a little weak, isn't it?
Taku-san doesn't look at me at all.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
I'm really scared, Taku-san.
Taku-san, you don't have enough range, so please.
I'm okay!
Yay!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared of being stimulated the most!
You may have figured out what you're aiming for.
The weakness of it.
Yes.
The battle between the righteous Momo-no-gi and the sexy Mi-ji-su-no-na-ra!
Oh!
Isn't this Momo-no-gi's advantage?
That's right!
Even from Mi-ji-aru's perspective...
She's good at it.
Can Na-ra-san do this?
Is Na-ra-san good at it?
A little...
Is Na-ra-san inviting her?
Is Na-ra-san...
Is Na-ra-san inviting her?
I wonder if she can do it.
Oh, her father.
She touched her own father.
I'm happy you came to cheer for me again.
How cute.
As expected of Momo-chan!
The second match!
Battle!
Momo-no-gi!
Please don't let me pass you by!
You know...
There's quite a lot of you.
Please do your best, Taku-san!
Please hold on to me.
What shall we practice today?
What shall we practice?
I...
I've come up with a new technique.
I don't believe you!
Can I try it?
Try it!
She fell asleep!
What's wrong?
She fell asleep!
Take this!
Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
She's cute.
And Momo-chan's voice is so funny.
From this side, right?
Her voice is funny from this side.
And Taku-san, don't smirk so seriously.
Seriously!
Don't smirk so seriously. It's gross.
It's gross to show my thin hair.
Thin hair!
It's surprising that you have thin hair.
I have thick hair in the back of my head.
Educational failure!
She's trying to hide her thin hair.
That's right.
Next, Koukou...
Nara!
Nara-san, please make me sexy.
Start!
Directly?
I got something!
There's something here!
Directly? What's wrong?
You should do it directly.
Nara-san!
Do it yourself!
Do something with your body!
It's not coming up at all.
Taku-san, it's not coming up at all.
You'll die! You'll die!
What's wrong?
One!
Which one?
Mine!
What do you mean "mine"?
Mine? Which one?
It's really hard to decide!
Please do it!
Nara-san, how was it?
My consciousness flew away for a couple of seconds.
Can you seriously not drop it, Taku-san?
So, you were really irritated?
Your face when you were sleeping was really irritated?
Correct!
Peaches!
Let's do it one more time.
Taku-san, you're weak against peaches.
Peaches are good.
Begin!
Taku-san, my string came off.
My string came off.
Please tie it up for me.
I'm tying it up for you.
Huh?
It's closer than I thought.
I'm tying it up for you.
Huh? What are you doing?
Ah!
You're trying to get it close to your boobs.
Are you okay?
Ah! It's hard!
Ah, it's really hard!
It's hard?
Ah, it's hard!
Ah, it's harder!
Ah, it's hard!
It's hard?
Ah, Taku-san, it's hard!
Taku-san!
Huh?
Taku-san, are you okay?
Taku-san!
Taku-san, it's hard!
It's hard?
Wait!
Wait, it's in. Wait!
That was close.
Taku-san sighed a lot.
She's probably tired.
Kouko! Nara!
You can do it, Nara-san!
It's not good, but you can do it!
It's okay!
You can still recover!
It's okay, Taku-san!
Start!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
She's licking her feet!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah!
She's licking her feet!
She's licking her hands!
Ah!
What? What?
Ah!
Are you okay?
She's licking her hands!
She's licking her feet!
She's licking her hands!
Don't kick her!
Don't kick her with your feet!
You can't do that!
What's wrong, Nara-san?
I was trying to show off my sexy side, but I got killed.
Please don't use heavy techniques like that.
It's sexy, you know.
Sexy.
You were about to get killed, weren't you?
I was about to get killed.
You were squeezed tightly.
First move, thigh kick!
You haven't kicked her yet.
Do your best!
I think you can kick her.
Start!
Saki-san, focus!
Where are the bad feet that kick girls?!
Which one?!
Where are the violent feet that kick girls?!
Which one is the long one?!
One!
Which one is the long one?!
The winner is Momonogi!
Yay!
That was great.
It's a shame that we couldn't win.
This is...
One for Momonogi-san.
What about the winner?
The winner is...
Konomi!
It's a shame!
You say that...
You say that and it's a shame...
But you'll definitely be judged.
I'm not interested in that at all.
Go back!
You were about to get killed, weren't you?!
I was about to get killed.
Go back!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Don't drop it seriously!
No, Nara!
It's going to be like this if you don't pick it up!
Don't drop it seriously!
What's wrong, Nara?
It's scary.
Right? It's scary, right?
It's serious.
Stay away!
Let's stay away.
Next, celebrities Mita and talented Mikami will face off.
This will be a good match!
Both of them are strong.
Mikami is strong, but Mita has also exploded recently.
Mita has her own way of inviting people.
This may be your preference as a referee.
Let's do it.
The third match.
Seiko versus Mita!
Don't laugh, Sentaku.
Are you expecting it?
Start!
Face?
I can't touch it.
Feather touch.
She ran away!
If you run away, you'll get hurt.
It's a man's psychology.
If you run away, you'll get hurt.
If you run away...
She's back!
She passed me!
Did you pass me?
Taku-chan...
She took off her glasses.
She's gentle.
Taku-chan...
People say you have dead eyes.
But you're a good man.
Taku-chan...
Let's start.
She said "let's start".
She's back!
She held it in.
I thought it would be one shot, but...
She endured it.
She passed me her glasses and...
Please don't show me that smile.
She has a glaring smile.
She smiles a lot when she comes back.
Next, Koukou!
Mikami!
Mikami is strong too.
She's strong.
Start!
She's trying to take it, but...
She can't make her take it.
She's cute. She's excited.
She can't take it.
She can't take it, but...
She seems happy.
She's taking it.
She's approaching it.
What is she doing?
She took the string.
She took her heart.
Hot!
She's showing it off.
Hot! Hot! Hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
She's pushing it.
Can I rub it?
She's rubbing it!
Rubbing!
She got it!
I'm sure she wants a one-turn win.
She doesn't want it to end like this.
It's a good match.
It's a good match for the audience.
Next, Mita!
Yes!
Mita is good, too.
The one who ran away earlier.
Hot!
What kind of technique will she show us?
She's kind this time, too.
She's keeping her distance.
She's telling you not to touch it.
She might like S-shaped things.
Taku-chan, wait.
Huh? Taku-chan stopped.
Taku-chan is cute.
Huh?
This time...
Let's go to Disneyland with me.
Huh?
Wait!
Be educational!
I shouldn't have done what I did at Disneyland!
My wife is still scary.
Next, Mikami!
It's a problem if it doesn't clear.
Begin!
You always enter from here, don't you?
You have your own unique name, don't you?
You can't catch me!
I think you like this a lot.
You two look like skipping rope.
You look like you're having fun.
Wait!
Be educational!
The melody of Disney!
Disney is no good, everyone!
Disney is banned!
Disney is no good.
Success!
You saw it!
A lot of customers came from over there.
That's right.
It's been a while since that incident.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been dragging on for a long time.
Start!
Huh? Now...
It's gone...
It's gone to the back.
Taku-san's...
She took it!
Taku-chan!
Oh, oh, oh! To the back! To the back!
Taku-san brought it.
Ah!
This is a sloppy...
Ah!
Sloppy pose!
Are you okay, posture?
I'm Mita-fujin.
I'll be your second wife.
I'll prepare you a hotel.
I...
I have more money than Tsukaji-san.
No way...
One point!
Ah!
I have more money than Tsukaji-san!
Well, Tsukacchan is paying attention to her money.
That's right.
Winner...
Mita!
Yay!
As expected...
Her spirit is rotten. It hasn't changed.
It hasn't changed. She loves other people's money.
That's right.
Where is the winner of this judgment?
She can be sexy and get money...
I have nothing more to say!
She's the worst human being.
A woman trying to get money...
But she was strong, wasn't she?
Yes, Mita-fujin was strong.
Next up is Yamanaka versus Ishioka.
Ah!
This is good!
They're not on good terms.
That's right.
Can I say something?
What is it, Ishioka?
Recently...
Yamanaka-san sent me a message.
Oh!
He said bad things about me...
Ah! Shut up, you bastard!
Ishioka!
Huh?
Is she that bad?
She's been saying bad things about me lately.
Don't get cocky, you bastard!
She's still young...
Is she from Adachi?
Huh?
Is she from Adachi?
That's right!
Is she from Adachi's cabaret club?
She's still young in Tokyo.
Well, you know...
Don't get cocky, you bastard!
Shut up!
Wow...
But she's said a lot of bad things about me...
Does she like bad things about me?
I'm surprised.
Is she a bad person?
Shut up, you bastard!
Why is she a bad person? I'm scared!
Huh?
Then...
Let's begin!
Shut up, you bastard!
Ishioka!
I got a message asking me if I could write bad things about myself in my blog.
That's terrible!
I'm not saying bad things about you! I'm just writing bad things about you!
I'm scared of her! I'm scared of her!
What's wrong with her?
She's lying!
What kind of lies?
She's saying bad things about me and that I'm involved in the cabaret.
But you're doing it for me!
What?
You want to do it?
Do you want to do it?
She's asking you.
Do you want to do it?
Ishioka, answer her.
I want to do it.
What?
She's looking for a job because she's short of money.
I'm scared of her all of a sudden.
I'm at my limit of patience.
She's at her limit of patience.
Go ahead.
I'll start!
Go ahead.
I don't know if she'll start or not.
I'm scared of her.
Yamanaka!
Now we'll see how she'll fight.
Start!
Adachi is...
Toki-chan...
Huh?
I...
I don't know...
She's trying hard.
Toki-chan!
She's trying hard.
Toki-chan...
Toki-chan, are you okay?
Wait!
Hey!
Toki-chan, are you okay?
Excuse me!
Let me think about it for a moment.
Your face just now was terrible.
It's safe!
She thought about it for a moment and it's safe.
If you stumble a little more today, the trial will be over.
Please don't stumble.
High school!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Please do your best!
Start!
Hey...
Toki-san?
Hey, Toki-san?
Hey...
What?
Hey...
What?
Between Yamanaka-san and me...
Which do you like better?
She asked.
Yamanaka...
She answered!
Wait!
My breasts are bigger!
Toki-san, wait!
Mine are bigger!
Hey!
Toki-san!
Hey, Yamanaka-san!
Mine are bigger!
Toki-san, look at my butt!
Wait!
Look at her butt!
You can't do that!
Look at her butt!
Wait!
Look at her butt!
Look at her butt one more time!
One more time!
Look at me!
Toki-san, wait!
Look at my butt!
Look at me!
Wait!
My breasts are bigger!
Toki-san's breasts are bigger!
The winner is...
Yamanaka!
Oh my, Yamanaka is dancing!
What did you do?
There's more, but...
There's more I have to show you...
Show us!
Wait, look!
This line from my butt!
Cut it out!
Don't take it off!
This line!
A lot!
Did you say it?!
Don't show it off!
This line...
A lot!
She's showing a lot of lines.
The winner is...
Wait a minute!
Why did you put a rock in between?
Where do you want me to look?
There's a lot of...
The winner is...
Wait a minute!
Where? Where? Where?
There's no meaning...
There's no meaning at all...
Wait a minute!
Where do you want me to show you?
Wait a minute!
Why do you keep saying "wait a minute"?
The winner is...
Yamanaka!
I showed you all kinds of parts, but...
You waited for me several times, but it didn't work out.
What do you think, Mr. Yamanaka?
I like strong women!
Your wife must love you, too.
She's stronger than me.
She's a little bad-mouthed, you know?
Your wife's story is...
It was a little bad, wasn't it?
But you were strong.
Next up is Fujii with Kuwabata's face versus Kano with Dorikon's face!
Fighting Kuwabata-san.
Kuwabata-san!
Kuwabata-san's presence speaks for itself.
Kuwabata-ohara's Kuwabata-san.
Kuwabata-san looks like him.
It's a posh look.
Kuwabata-san's glasses!
Aren't those Kuwabata-san's glasses?
Now, what will happen?
Surprisingly, Takuchi-chan likes Dorikon-like girls, too.
First round...
Fujii!
All right, I'll start with Kuwabata-san.
You're a beautiful Kuwabata-san.
Begin!
Give me your hand.
Do you want to throw me?
Yes, I do.
How much do you want me to throw you?
A lot.
Do you really want me to throw you?
Yes, I do.
Do you really want me to throw you?
Yes, I do.
Do you really want me to throw you?
Yes, I do.
Stop!
She said "do you really want me to throw you?" and "do you really want me to lick you?"
I see.
Koukou!
Kano!
How will they attack?
Begin!
Koukou-chan!
Look at each other and say hello.
Koukou-chan!
Good morning.
Why don't you say good morning?
Why don't you look at me?
Are you shy?
She's about 46 years old.
She's like a child.
I see. She's not energetic.
She's not energetic.
She went down. She's weak.
Is Kotaku-chan not energetic?
Kotaku-chan!
Kotaku-chan, hang in there!
How will they attack?
Begin!
They're so weak!
I don't think they can stand that area.
They're a little hot now.
Are you okay now?
I'm okay.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Let's go check it out.
Cut!
Thank you for your hard work.
Huh?
This is also a game...
Cut!
Forgive me!
How dare you say that of your own agency!
That's all you can say!
If you say anything more than that, you're out of the game.
I'm afraid of my own company's style.
Next up is Mihiro versus Tomoda's old woman battle!
This is a veteran's battle.
It's an old woman's battle.
They're both in their late years.
The game is about to begin.
It's an old battle.
It's an old battle when you put your breath on your ears.
It's an old battle.
Let's begin!
Mihiro!
Let's go!
She's got enough motivation.
Begin!
Oh!
She's taking it seriously.
It's a sexy trick.
Sexy.
She's not moved.
Ouch!
It hurts, man!
She did it!
Ouch!
Huh? She's worried.
My knee hurts!
Man!
It hurts, it hurts, fly away!
She's holding it in.
Please!
It hurts, it hurts, fly away!
More!
It hurts, it hurts, fly away!
She's still holding it in.
Rub it harder!
Fly away!
More!
Fly away!
It hurts, it hurts, fly away!
More!
Fly away!
Mihiro-san, you're gonna fly away like this.
Are you okay, Mihiro-san?
You're gonna fly away, Mihiro-san.
Fly away!
It's easy for you to fly away, Mihiro-san.
More!
You can't.
You'll fly away, Mihiro-san.
Fly away!
Huh?
Please let me fly away.
Oh!
Thank you!
Wow...
How is it?
She did it!
This is good. This is a veteran's technique.
Tomoda is also strong.
Tomoda!
Tomoda is wearing a strange slipper.
From the hotel.
Are you kidding me?
He stole it from the hotel.
Wait!
Slipper!
Dance!
She did it!
She is a veteran's wisdom!
Dance!
She is wearing a strange slipper.
Is she going to kiss you?
She is taking care of you.
She is wearing something she is proud of.
Are you kidding me?
She did it!
Dance!
It's like she's going to get it for real.
She kissed him!
Taku!
She's definitely kissing him.
Taku!
Can you...
feel me?
She's rubbing her hip.
Taku, can you feel me?
She's rubbing her hip against his waist.
Can you feel me?!
What did you say just now?
Can you feel me?
Did you say it in a loud voice?
She's rubbing her hip against his waist.
And...
She's rubbing her thigh against his inner thigh.
Can you feel it?
I can feel it!
You're getting cute, aren't you?
You don't have to say "can you feel it?"
Can you feel it?
I can't feel it!
Wait!
You're getting cute, aren't you?
You don't have to say "can you feel it?"
It didn't work for Mihiro, did it?
It was a little strong, wasn't it?
Next, Kouko!
Stop!
Start!
Good luck!
Can you feel it?
Ojis may like this kind of thing.
Can you feel it?
Go to sleep.
She likes it because it's a dream.
She wants to be lifted up.
Can you feel the stress?
I can feel it!
You can feel it.
Can you feel it?
I can feel it!
She doesn't have any facial expressions.
Look at her legs!
Or...
Like this?
Reset!
What a shame!
What do you think of this?
Isn't it unfair?
This is a direct one-punch!
Direct one-punch!
There is a direct one-punch!
If it's a direct one-punch, it doesn't matter how far you go.
Right, Mihiro's position at this point.
That's right. I also touched a lot of things from behind.
It's not a direct one-punch!
It's a one-punch in combination!
One-punch!
It can't be helped.
It's a self-taught technique.
It was a technique.
It was perfect from the beginning.
It was wonderful.
The exciting Sexy Jujutsu Championship!
From now on, we will have a final tournament to decide the strongest player!
First of all, Momonogi versus Kobayashi of Hisshusen, who controls words!
Then, first!
Momonogi!
I've been touched a lot.
But, you know, I'm weak, Momonogi.
Well, it's up to you.
I want you to be more strict than usual today.
Okay, Taku-san?
Try to attack me.
Taku-san, attack me!
Attack me!
Attack you!
Huh?
Attack you!
I want you to attack me more than usual.
Taku-san!
You want me to attack you, don't you?
Oh, you want me to beat you up?
I won't be able to participate in the finals...
Wait!
What is she saying?
Koukou! Komachi!
She's considering it.
Begin!
She's dead.
She's intense!
Tell me more!
She's intense!
Her hands!
Are you okay with that?
Do you like that?
She's intense!
Wait!
This is...
This is a matter of preference.
Whether you like it or not.
That's right.
She shook her hands.
I thought she was going to kill me.
Koukou! Komachi!
Begin!
That's good.
When did you become a hobby?
You noticed about the hobby?
Hey!
You said you'd go up with me!
Dance!
This...
Even with this...
With me...
Let's play in the finals.
Great!
Here it comes! As expected of Momonon!
Nice! You're using the word well!
And you're so cute when you look up!
What are you using? Why are you looking at me and laughing?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What are you laughing about?!
Mita vs. Koa Kuma Kano!
Mita vs. Kano!
Oh, isn't this good for both extremes?
Oh, cute! Put your chin up! Put your chin up! You're cute!
Right?
Oh, you know how cute you are, don't you?
You're cute!
So...
Let's begin!
First up, Mita!
Mita is such a grown-up.
She confused us earlier.
Begin!
Taku-chan...
Look over there.
Look over here.
What do you think?
Kano-san, what do you think?
You're very different from your opponent today.
That's true.
But...
I don't want to lose, so...
Look over here.
Today...
You can do as you like, Taku-chan.
Oh, she's giving herself up.
It's not like that before.
Oh, that's cute!
Isn't that what's most effective?
Little by little.
Stay with me forever.
This is a bit realistic.
Please.
Taku-chan, look over here.
What do you want? Money? My body? Money? Body? Money?
Both! Both!
What kind of judgment is that?
Both! Both! Judgment is both!
Both money and body!
Next, Kano!
I'm here.
Begin!
Let's see...
Taku-chan, you're sweating a lot. Did you work out and get tired?
Taku-chan, let's take a break.
Right, Taku-chan? Relax, relax.
Taku-chan, relax, relax.
I want you to relax, too.
I wonder if you're relaxing, Taku-chan?
Wait!
He lost!
Kotaku-chan is weak.
I don't know about this battle.
Right.
First!
You!
You've already forgotten, Purita-san.
He's flustered.
Begin!
Taku-chan...
Kotaku-chan...
You were great in waiting for me.
He's a little too high up.
I was watching you.
Kotaku-chan, you were able to endure it, weren't you?
The attack of Kotaku-chan!
Kotaku-chan...
You don't have to wait for me.
He's holding his hand.
Oh, right!
You like men's angles, don't you?
If you're going to abandon me like this, I won't raise my sword!
Don't throw away the scotch!
Throw away the scotch and give me Kotaku-chan!
She threw away the scotch!
Such a big scotch!
She already has it on her side!
I wonder if she wants money urgently.
She's in trouble.
The watch she got right away is...
This one!
It's expensive, isn't it?
Next up is the strong woman, Yamanaka versus the old woman, Tomo!
Isn't this a good matchup?
Is it strong or old woman?
Old woman...
Is it effective?
It's not sexy to look down like that.
Are you confident?
Is it bad if you look down?
Next up is Yamanaka!
Begin!
Yamanaka-chan, sleep.
Yamanaka-chan, sleep. Yamanaka-chan, sleep.
Yanaga-chan, sleep. Yanaga-chan, sleep.
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- Huh? - Huh?
- Even her hair... - Even her hair angle...
You can't see her vertical breath.
- Even if you like her, you can't see it. - Where is it?
- Tell me. - Where is it?
- Help me!
I can't see it!
- Stop! - Stop!
- Go! - Go!
- She's listening. - She's definitely listening.
She's looking up.
- Tomoda! - Yes?
- Good luck, Yoh. - Good luck, Yoh.
Begin!
- Oh, she's fighting seriously. - She's fighting seriously.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, she's fighting too. - She's fighting too.
- Oh! - Oh!
She took it off.
That's great! She has confidence in her legs' angle.
She said she likes strong women.
- Did she say that? - She said it, didn't she?
She said it, didn't she?
Where are you asking me?
She said it!
She answered me, didn't she?
Oh, oh, she's doing it again.
She's weak.
With her feet.
She pinched me.
She's doing it again.
When I say "what do you want me to do?" she does it.
She's a veteran.
She's a service-minded woman, isn't she?
She can serve you anything.
Wait!
She's pretty good.
Success!
Yamanaka!
Yes.
Start!
She's fast all of a sudden.
Isn't this attack good?
You said you like strong women.
You're weak, but you're strong.
Taku-chan!
Come closer.
Closer.
Atari-san, you're neck is...
Your neck is near the thigh, but is it okay?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Taku-chan!
This is...
Where is it?
Taku-chan, is it here?
Wait!
This is kind of...
Wow!
Is it okay, Taku-san?
She said "wow!"
Is it okay?
Wait!
Yes!
How is it?
Start!
If you get a big one, you'll get one.
I like this one.
The one you hit.
Oh!
What was that?!
Kyosha and Merihari are amazing!
They suddenly fell in and went around.
I want to touch you.
I want to touch you!
Then...
Today is special...
Can I touch you?
One point!
That's great!
Kyosha is amazing!
I'm touching you, so let me touch you.
This is a skill of a skilled friend.
Experience values ​​are different.
Hit and hit and blame.
I see.
The first place is...
I've been hitting something all the time!
You were hitting something you didn't know about!
As expected of a veteran, you were hitting where you couldn't see it!
That's great!
I see.
That's great!
I can only say "great"!
He's my official brother.
The last match!
The final match of the water fight between the three remaining winners!
Forehand!
Thigh!
Begin!
A lot...
No money...
No experience...
You like young people the most, don't you?
Oh, young people...
No money, no experience...
No experience...
Look...
I'm an old man now, so don't push me.
Oh, she's eating it!
I'm sweating so much...
Oh, she's grinning.
Oh, her expression is coming out.
She didn't have that much of a face.
I'll move for you...
Move for me...
Give me one.
Oh, she's eating it!
She's good at it.
You can't help it, can you?
She's sweating so much...
Young people don't usually do this.
When an old man is in a bad mood...
Next, Mita!
Yes.
Begin!
Oh, she's eating it!
What is it?
It's always like this, isn't it?
She's not letting me eat it.
She's eating it from the outside.
She's eating it from the back.
Oh, she's eating it!
Oh, she's in a hurry.
I told you to wait for me, didn't I?
She waited for you.
Again!
She gave you a good response, didn't she?
Good for you.
I'll give you a reward once.
Oh, my!
Taku-chan!
If you ask me one more thing like this...
I'll give you a great reward.
What is it?
She's inviting me.
Oh, my!
I want to win the final.
Young people grow up someday, don't they?
Only young people now.
You can gain experience as you live.
Money is born.
I won't lose money from me.
Where is it?
Wait!
Wow!
I got it!
I won't lose money from me.
She got it.
Money.
Everyone saves money.
Next, Tomoda!
Yes.
Begin!
She's strong.
Oh, my!
She's funny.
She moves suddenly.
Wow!
Hey...
Young people grow up someday, don't they?
Money is born.
I won't lose money from me.
She got it.
I will satisfy one of your desires.
Look! Her butt is moving.
So...
Her butt is rolling.
Give me one.
One!
Wow!
Wait!
No way!
Wait!
Tomoda won't lose money!
Mita-san! Mita-san!
What's with you, Mita-san?!
Mita-san, what's going on?!
Are you going to commit secularism?!
Mita-san?!
Mita-san, what's the problem?!
Cough it up, please! Who are you?!
Discrimination law is...
Wait, Momoda?
You must be crazy, Mita-san!
Is it too late for you to care about other people?!
I'm just saying what's important, okay?!
Are you listening?!
I'm listening!
You and Tsukaji-san...
Didn't we just give you a handful of Rolexes? Have you forgotten?!
She's taking a handful of them.
Wait!
Taku-san!
What's with "again"?!
Taku-san!
What's with you two?
Tell me what you want to do the most right now!
What you want to do the most with us right now!
Can you share it with us?
Taku-san!
Weak!
Weak?!
Give me more!
We don't have enough stimulation left.
What's with you two?!
Are you fighting?!
The bond of a drunk dragon is...
More amazing...
Than a Rolex...
Amazing...
Wait!
Okubo-san!
You can't go in there!
What are you doing?!
Everyone, please let me go!
You can't go in there!
Wait!
Number one!
Tomona-san?
Who are you voting for?
Number one!
It's Tomona-san, right?
Tomona is number one!
She's so persistent!
Mita-san, what's wrong?
Mita-san has been trying to lift you up.
I, Kotaku, have been here for a long time.
I... I'd like you to give me one.
It's me!
It's true! I also gave you a Rolex.
You put it on Kotaku's head.
It's true!
It was very warm.
Kotaku, you've grown up.
But you were strong, Tomona-san.
You're very persistent, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Last time we met,
I thought you had a good physique.
I see!
What are you talking about?
You know you have a good physique, don't you?
What do you think, Simpa?
Yes?
You've done enough for me today.
I don't want to go home today.
Go home!
As expected of you!
Get a wife!
That's right.
It can't be helped.
I'm glad.
Okay?
Yes.
And with that...
Yes!
That's it for the Sexy Jujutsu Kaisen Tournament!
Yes!
You won a lot!
I'm glad!
A lot!
What do you mean "a lot"?
Well...
It's time to say goodbye.
Lastly, we have an announcement from MUSCATS.
Go ahead!
Yes! We, Ebisu MUSCATS' solo live summer camp 2019 "Summer! You Idiot!" Comaneci Tour will begin!
Yeah!
July 27th and 28th at Shibuya O.S. for two days!
August 3rd in Nagoya and August 11th in Osaka!
For more information, please visit MUSCATS' website!
Please come and have fun!
And!
Ebisu MUSCATS' new song "Ebisu Animal Anthem" CD release has been decided!
Yeah!
Release date is August 12th!
From January 27th for the summer live tour, it will be released first at the venue!
The first limited edition includes nine special versions of music videos!
For more information, please visit MUSCATS' official website!
That's it!
With that said, see you next week!
Bye-bye!