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"Christmas Cuts"!
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One, Two, Gap, Sing!
We're back!
One, Two, Gap, Sing! will be held at Abema Studio Zero!
This project, which was very popular in Scupper, has finally returned to Abema!
It was very popular, wasn't it?
Yes, that's right!
Now, this One, Two, Gap, Sing! was broadcasted in Scupper,
but due to a passionate request from fans, it was resumed on Abema TV!
Now, about this competition,
it's a boxing-like competition, and it's held in one round, 30 seconds, and three rounds!
However, before each round, you must drink a cup of strong carbonated water given by your opponent!
I see!
As with boxing, you will hit with a bong signal,
but if you get a gap, you will be knocked down!
Yes!
The key here is how you can endure the gap and make your opponent get a gap!
I see!
Yes!
Now, Mr. Okubo, what do you think?
Well, in the end, you have to fight while enduring the gap,
so it's important to know how well you can punch, right?
Yes, that's right! It's also important to fight while defending!
Ah!
As with boxing, if the referee's decision makes it impossible for the match to continue,
there is also a possibility of TKO, KO, and free stop!
Ah, there is also a free stop!
Yes, that's right!
I, Kisaragi Saya, will be the commentator!
And the commentator for today is...
The guy she likes dares to recommend beer and champagne,
and by recording the gap sound that comes out of nowhere,
she uses LINE to send a message!
This is Okubo Kayoko, the tournament director!
Thank you for coming!
I'm sorry for the gap!
You will get a good gap!
That's right!
Yes!
Are you ready to fight?
Ah, you seem to be ready!
You seem to be ready!
I'm getting nervous!
Is the champion of Adachi Ward participating today?
Ah!
Ah! You're in a good mood!
I'm called "Adachi's strong sword".
Your eyebrows are thick today, aren't they? You're in a good mood.
It shows.
Referee was called "geppu cyclone" as "heavyweight champion" during his active period.
Mitsura Yasuko, referee, will be playing today.
Ah! Thank you for having me.
He was strong in the past.
He was strong, wasn't he?
Ah! He was beating him up in one shot.
From now on, "tadaima yori" is...
No, "tadaima yori" is...
It's okay!
It's not such a big mistake.
You said "tadaima yori" as "sore yori".
"tadaima yori" is...
It's okay!
It's a mistake you can take back.
No, I'm sorry.
It's totally okay.
Don't laugh at other people's mistakes!
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Referee, thank you for playing.
"tadaima yori" one-two-geppu sing.
The first match will be held.
From the blue corner...
Don't talk!
Tatsumi Sina will enter the ring.
She's here.
She's got a good sense of humor.
Tatsumi Sina.
Her nickname is "drunken black angel".
She's a drunken geppu singer who has recently improved her quickness with a shortcut.
That's right.
Basically, she has a dark side, so she's a little anxious mentally.
In the image DVD released this year, she plays a tutor who takes off her clothes immediately.
It's an image DVD.
The second match is Hashimoto Shinya.
Hashimoto Shinya?
Hashimoto!
I'm happy you came.
You're back to life.
You look like him.
I'm Hashimoto.
I'm happy you came.
You have the same hairstyle.
I'm happy you came.
I see.
Next is Hiromi Kobayashi's entrance.
Hiromi Kobayashi.
"The Golden Rumiko".
She won "All Japan No Konjo Gradul Contest".
It's a gradual contest.
She has a strong will.
A Yankee from Tokushima has arrived.
I'll kill you.
It's already starting.
It's better to die than to kill you.
They're fighting.
It's a Yankee from Tokushima.
Stay away from me!
By the way, Mr. Kobayashi's second is Mr. Bambam Bigaro, isn't it?
Mr. Bambam Bigaro?
Yes.
Mr. Bambam Bigaro?
Mr. Bambam Bigaro is here.
Yes, thank you for coming.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
The elderly are here today.
That's right.
Yes, let me drink it.
First...
You drink it first before the first round, don't you?
Yes.
First of all, it starts with carbonated water.
This is strong carbonated water, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's quite hard, isn't it?
Oh, you can do it!
I'm happy.
Oh, you can do it!
Have you started drinking it?
Yes, we have.
You two have drunk it.
Yes, stand by!
You can do it!
Let's go!
Gep is...
Go!
You can do it!
You are doing great!
Shida is striking the body slowly.
Go! Go!
Go!
Shida is attacking from behind.
He is attacking from both sides of his body and back.
Go!
It's Shida!
Shida!
Kobayashi's punch came out as much as he could.
It's K.O. for me.
His punch didn't stop.
Two consecutive punches came out.
A big one came out.
So, it's Hatsumi's victory!
She was strong.
She was really strong.
She hit with both hands from the front of the body and from the back of the back.
From the front and back.
Damn!
She threw up a lot.
That's right!
She threw up a lot even though it was just a little punch.
In the end, she lost.
That's right.
The truth didn't come out.
It did!
It came out a lot.
She was strong.
Kobayashi, please step back.
She threw up a painful punch.
Now, it's time for the second match.
Masami Ichikawa is in the blue corner.
His nickname is "pure heart".
He is the fifth pure leader of the mascots.
How will he live with the power of the handball?
The one-man live has ended.
So, he may be a little tired.
He may have a slip of the tongue.
The second match is...
Masami Ichikawa.
The second match is...
Riki Choshu.
Is it Riki Choshu?
Is it Riki Choshu this time?
Yes.
Instead of Shun Hashimoto, it's Riki Choshu.
I'm surprised.
He is wearing an all-star outfit.
He is the second star, so he is strong-willed.
He is not angry.
He said he is not angry.
Is he all right?
Isn't he Mr. Koriki?
He said he is not angry.
They have similar face lines.
Next, let's welcome the players in the red corner.
Yoshizawa Yuki in the red corner. His nickname is "guest terrorist".
He is a fighter who never loses in his feelings.
Recently, he has been training in the Bulgarian squad, so he may have a lot of strength to put up with a gag.
However, he has been drinking and putting up with a gag on a daily basis, so there is a possibility that he will come out gratefully.
He's a little used to putting out a gag.
The second is Mr. Choshu Koriki.
Are you Mr. Koriki? Isn't it a dream co-star?
Mr. Choshu Yuki and Mr. Koriki are co-starring here?
I'm angry. I'm angry. I'm angry.
I'm angry. I'm angry.
Isn't his voice low?
He says he's not angry with a small voice.
I'm going to expose your gag all over the country!
That's great!
I don't know if you like it or not, but I'll spread that vulgar gag all over the venue!
Look at me!
I'm going to expose you!
He has a different type of gag.
I'm going to expose you!
It's a fierce battle!
Let me go!
She stopped him.
Let me drink!
First of all...
The first is Mr. Kyotan.
Yes, I'll drink.
Mr. Tsutsumi quit walking for boxing.
He quit walking?
What do you mean?
He's got a weak body and can't drink.
Is that it?
So you've been training and building up your body?
I'm about to fight.
Fight!
Let's do it!
It's started!
I don't want to hear the leader's gibberish, but...
He doesn't look like a fool.
That's right.
He's aiming for his back.
I'm going to kick you in the back!
He's got a bad mouth.
Are you okay, referee?
Did you get caught up in it?
Referee...
Get out of here!
The referee got caught up in it.
Fight!
Let's do it!
Fight!
He's got a good aim.
Fight!
I'm going to kick you in the back!
Round one is over.
Both of you were pretty tough.
It was a good match.
You both have a lot of strength to endure.
Do you think you can still afford it?
I think it's working, but it's not coming out.
It's the second time.
It's getting tough from the second time, isn't it?
That's right.
There's still some soda left.
It's getting tough, isn't it, Yoshida?
It's not coming in.
You can do it!
It's getting tough.
Little by little.
If you kick it out here, it's over, isn't it?
That's right.
You can't kick it out here either.
It's over!
It's the second time!
It's a big gap!
It's a big mistake!
I didn't expect it to come out!
A big guy came out of the water!
You lost!
You couldn't kick it out of the ring, you couldn't kick it out of the ring.
I'm ashamed of you.
I couldn't stand it anymore.
I wanted you to put up with it.
That's a tricky place, isn't it?
That's right.
Unexpectedly.
You must be frustrated.
I'm frustrated!
I'm sorry.
The loser is Mr. Ichikawa.
Mr. Ichikawa is relaxed, so he's strong.
He's strong, isn't he?
So...
Shall we start?
Yes!
Next up is the third round!
The third round, players come in!
In the blue corner, Nanami Tina!
She's a bit of a walker.
She's a full-fledged gapper who goes to a boxing gym.
She used to have a strong physique weighing 70kg, but now she has muscles that have been squeezed into the gym.
Her punches may not work as much as before.
Her muscles are strong, so I think she'll be able to handle a gapper.
In the second round, Takamori Saigo is in the lead!
She's a historical figure!
Now that you mention it, that's what she looks like!
Saigo-san, are you here?
He's here for this day.
He's a great man.
He's strong.
Next up is the red corner!
In the red corner, Fujiwara Akino!
He's excited!
His nickname is "the clenched fist of the poor."
He's a musical gapper whose face is noisy anyway.
His arms and legs are quite short, so he may have to bring them in for an impact.
His voice is loud, so he may be able to do a lot of gapping.
He's got a lot of energy.
In the second round, Furuta Arado-san is in the lead!
She's busy!
She looks like she's busy with her drama!
She's here for this day.
She's doing a shield!
The usual shield!
She's looking!
She did a shield.
She showed us.
Hey!
It's you!
There's no way I'm gapping!
She's busy.
Her face is noisy.
I'll show you in a second!
I'm never letting you talk!
This guy is awesome.
I'm never letting you talk!
You're noisy!
She's become impatient.
You're noisy!
She's a little noisy.
You're noisy!
Ms. Onsen!
Ms. Onsen, please hold on.
Are you okay?
The microphone is a little wobbly.
Please fix it.
Please fix the microphone.
Ose-san was also a little irritated, wasn't he?
That's right. His voice is a little loud.
I don't like his face and voice.
His face and voice are noisy, too.
Submergence!
Nonami-senshu has a lot of abs.
Fujiwara-senshu also has amazing leg muscles.
That's right. And he has a lot of lung capacity.
Now, the first submersion.
Oh, it's going in.
Nonami-senshu is fast.
Please hold it.
Please hurry up, Fujiwara-san.
It went in.
Standby, okay?
Okay?
The first round will begin.
Fight!
It's like cheering.
They're both...
It's hard for them to hit each other.
They're serious about it.
They're keeping their distance.
If they keep their distance...
It's out! It's out!
Punch!
Is he okay?
He has a great body.
Before the whip test, his punch was too heavy.
He has a great body.
He has a good body.
Go!
It's out!
It may not look like it, but it's pretty good for you, isn't it?
It's answering, isn't it?
Boxing is strong for now.
The first round is over.
Nanami, you're serious, aren't you?
She's serious!
I'm serious!
It's more about the damage than letting me hit you.
I'm about to beat you up.
Nanami, are you sure you're not misunderstanding?
It's pretty tough.
Here you go.
Let me hit you.
Your face said it all.
The second round is over.
Please hit me so I can hit you.
You have a nice straight and a nice body.
No.
Hit me. Only hit me.
She's asking you to do it for GEP.
I'm sure you do it all the time.
Boxing is good for GEP.
Fight!
The second round is over.
It's hard for Fujiwara to reach you.
Nanami will hit you.
Your face said it all.
Please do it.
Can you do it?
Even if you hit her face, I don't think you'll get a rip.
It was intense.
Do you know, Nanami?
That's right, it's a possibility of a down.
If it's a down, you lose, of course.
You don't lose.
It's not a gap.
There's a gap.
Did you just report it to yourself?
Yes!
I didn't report it.
That's right, I didn't know if there was a gap or not.
Be careful, your face is swollen.
Are you okay? Is your face swollen?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Be careful.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I was just dancing normally.
Wait! Wait!
Boxing all the time!
Is this the end of the second round?
The second round is over.
Your face has been hit a lot.
Hasn't your face changed?
It's a lot of damage.
Is it important for you to have a gap?
Are you aiming for the body to have a gap?
It's because of the gap.
It's a competition to get out of the gap.
It's boxing!
Take a deep breath!
Nanami was serious about boxing.
She's been boxing all the time, so she must have been fired up.
This is the third time she's taken a deep breath.
This is the third time.
I'm sure she'll get out of it soon.
She's got a lot of carbonated water.
She's not going in.
Is your face okay?
My right nose is a little red.
Your right nose is a little red.
Are you okay?
It's not bent.
I think my nose is a little bent.
Is your nose a little bent?
It's okay.
Second round!
The first round!
Fight!
It's the first round, so you have to decide here.
Attack!
I'll attack you until the third round.
The blow of counterattack is heavy.
I'm sure you're scared.
Fight!
I'm protecting you.
Fight!
Body and face!
Are you okay?
Nanami's boxing is different from usual.
She's been boxing all the time.
That's right. She's been boxing all the time.
Everyone is doing "gepsing".
Nanami's level is different from usual.
I'm sorry.
This is her first time getting a TKO.
She was aiming for a TKO.
Are you okay?
I'm okay! Okay!
She's back.
One more time!
Good job!
She's pretty good.
She's a good fighter.
That's right.
It's her first time getting a TKO.
That's right.
There was a difference in physical strength.
That's right.
Let's move on to the fourth match.
This is the fourth match, blue corner!
Blue corner, Sae Kanzaki!
Also known as "Datte Koidashin".
She released her duet song "Datte Koidashin" with Kuro- chan the other day.
She's a "gepser" who's full of energy.
Recently, she posted a video of herself impersonating Kanna Hashimoto on Twitter.
People were asking if she was making fun of her.
I'm sure of it.
She's a type of person who can't stand anything.
The second match is Kiritani Mirei!
Did you gain a lot of weight?
Kiritani Mirei has a slim and thin body.
Did you gain weight?
A little!
I think I gained some weight.
Did you gain some weight?
Do you guys see Zero?
Is marriage stressful?
When you change your environment.
You lost some weight.
Next, we have a guest on the red corner!
Red corner...
Kawafumi Nadami!
Imitation is "Beautiful Fence."
She has been in and out of trouble, but she has recovered and is now wearing a cap.
She is kind, but she can't drink enough soda.
She has guts and is strong enough to endure it.
She is strong enough to endure it.
She is HASHIDA SUGACO.
Is she HASHIDA SUGACO-sensei?
I think she lives somewhere else.
Can you say something for us?
When you were in a dance lesson and the choreographer was talking about something important to us...
Wait a minute.
When you were very quiet...
Can you be quiet for a second?
When you were very quiet, you...
You were really quiet.
Really? When the choreographer was dancing, you were quiet?
No, you were quiet.
Is that OK?
You were really quiet.
I don't like it when you say "quiet".
If you say "quiet", you must be soft-spoken.
I see.
If you say "soft", you must be soft-spoken.
I will win for sure.
Sakai, who is very proud of himself.
She is so proud of herself.
Don't say "Sakai"!
You are a big guy, Sakai! Admit it!
I will never say "Sakai"!
You should admit it.
You are strong in everything you do.
You are very Kansai.
You are strong in everything you do.
You two are very motivated.
Mirei...
Mirei is strong.
But she is weak.
I see.
Hashida sensei is doing his best.
Water!
Sugako sensei is letting her drink water.
She is drinking water for the first time.
I hope she can hold it for the first time.
I hope so.
She drank it.
Are you okay?
Okay! Stand by! Okay!
Fight!
She did it!
The first round has started.
She did it!
She did nothing!
She didn't do anything!
But she did it, didn't she?
Hang on a second.
What?
One more...
From suction?
One more from suction?
Can you...
Can you bear with it?
Kyosuke, why are you trying to get out of the ring as soon as you drink?
Is it easy for me to get out of the ring?
Even if you're having a meeting, you're about to get drunk.
Can you forgive me?
Do you want me to forgive you?
Please forgive me.
I want you to challenge me and build a ring for me.
Did you do it without adjusting it?
I didn't know you could do it like that.
You didn't even go to the match.
Are you okay?
You're really dirty.
Do you do that many times in a row?
Let's move on to the next match.
This is the fifth match.
Contestants, please come in.
In the first corner, Atsuoka Rin.
His nickname is "poison cloud".
He uses his long reach to punch his opponent's body.
His teeth are rough, so his gums are likely to swell.
Recently, his sexual desire is accumulating.
Can he stand accumulated gums?
The second contestant is Pacman.
Pacman?
Is he Pacman?
He is Pacman.
You got Pacman in second place.
Next, the red corner.
The red corner, Natsuki.
Her nickname is "Uzumasa Cyborg".
She's smart and she's a lady.
You can't imagine what she'll do in front of people.
You can feel her strength.
Let's look forward to their match.
In second place is Mari Mokkori.
She's just green like a yurukera.
Is she going to be Mari Mokkori?
I don't know.
She's going to be a real person.
Mari Mokkori.
She came all the way from Hokkaido.
It says "bip" on the back.
Bip's Mari Mokkori.
I see.
She came all the way from Hokkaido.
I'm the head of Adachi.
I'm going to beat you up.
Who are you?
Stop it.
Be quiet!
I'm not going to "bip" you.
You're so nice.
I'm going to make you do it.
I'm the head of Adachi.
What?
You should know where you stand.
What is it?
You should know where you stand.
It was fun.
You bite right away and you can't speak well.
Both of you, attention!
Stand by!
Wow, Adachi has a bad personality, but he's so delicate.
Yes, his personality is completely the opposite.
Both of you have a long reach.
Oh, it's fast.
It's all in. Hang in there.
It's coming in little by little.
It's in!
Hang in there.
Attention!
It's in!
Oh, it's a punch!
Matsuoka is attacking!
She's making a serious face!
Is Natsuki-san being too harsh on her?
Natsuki-san is being attacked, but...
She's being one-sided, isn't she?
She's letting out her gap!
She's aiming for Amy's body!
She looks like she's in pain, but...
What's with that face?
Her face looks like it's in pain.
Is she holding back her gap?
What's with that face?
Her face looks like it's in pain.
Is Natsuki-san being too harsh on her?
Even though she was blaming her...
Even though she was blaming her, she couldn't stand that painful look on her face.
Even though she was strong...
Natsuki-san didn't do anything though.
On the contrary...
She committed suicide.
That's right, she committed suicide by herself.
For some reason, she's grinning.
Hey!
Your face isn't in the picture!
Oh, it was in the picture!
It was in the picture!
Yeah.
What is it?
Do you want me to call you senpai?
You can't call me senpai.
You have to do it fair and square, one-on-one.
Say something!
Don't just stand there! Say something!
Say something!
Hey!
I won't give up!
Then let's do it again?
Let's do it again.
What do you think?
Hm?
Did you ask the referee?
It's up to the referee.
Did you ask Suizenji-san?
It's not Suizenji-san.
Suizenji-san...
Oh, it's the 365 March...
That's right, it's Suizenji-san!
There are times when it's processed like that.
That's right.
Suizenji-san, Kiyoko-san's report...
The gap is out!
It's out!
So the referee was watching and listening.
So, is it decided?
It's decided.
Yes.
So, the winner is Natsuki-san!
So, we've finished our scheduled five matches.
Yes.
Don't you want to watch one more match?
That's right.
I want to watch it.
I feel like it's not enough.
Since you want to watch a heavyweight match...
Yes.
Let's watch a heavyweight match between Mori Mokkori and Pacman.
Mori Mokkori and Pacman are moving faster than expected.
Particularly, Mori Mokkori and Pacman are moving fast than expected.
Mori Mokkori and Pacman are moving fast than expected than expected.
Mori Mokkori and Pacman are moving fast than expected.
What are you doing?
I'm boxing with my feet.
You are boxing with your feet, aren't you?
Punch! No!
No! No!
Gep! Gep!
No! No!
Go back! Go back!
Breathe!
Pacman!
Pacman has a limit.
That's right. He's been boxing all the time.
That's right. His face has gone in too much.
Follow the rules!
He's boxing.
He's doing it for a fight.
Baseball player!
Is Marimokuri okay?
Can you still do it?
If you can't do it, please throw him a towel.
That's right.
Go for it!
First of all, he can't drink soda.
Can you do it?
His speed is getting faster.
Can you do it?
He did it!
Fight!
But you've been boxing all along, haven't you?
You've been boxing all along today, haven't you?
Don't hit me! It's not boxing!
It's martial arts!
It's boxing, isn't it?
The judge will explain it to you.
It's martial arts!
I'll sing it for you!
Go back!
Are you saying we should fight in court?
Go back!
I'd like you to stop singing for me.
Let's settle this in the ring.
Interval!
Let's take a break in interval.
I'd like you to fight in the ring only.
Interval!
I'd like you to fight in the ring only.
But you've been boxing all along, haven't you?
Have you ever seen her being beaten like this?
It must be painful for an old woman in her forties to be beaten like this.
Interval!
You'll have a headache the next day.
If you're really being beaten, you'll have a headache the next day.
Be careful.
She's a little excited right now.
You're dismissed!
She's dismissed with one more point.
Good job!
Is Patman taking damage?
He's hitting her.
That's right.
He's hitting her.
It looks like his thinking power is stopping.
He's hitting her.
Will he settle the score now?
No, Patman lost!
Samo...
Come on!
Go!
Go to the mountains!
Go to the mountains! Go to the mountains! Go to the mountains!
Both of you can't do "geppu" with both hands?
I'm out of breath.
He's out of breath.
Oh, the towel!
The towel was thrown away!
It was thrown away!
The towel was thrown away!
Is it impossible to continue?
Yes, it is.
That's all for the game.
It was a pretty intense game.
Mrs. Bokubo, how did you like it?
It's interesting to see Mrs. Bokubo getting beaten up.
This time, the MVP will be...
Mari Mokkori!
I hope you will get your revenge on Mari Mokkori!
I'm so happy!
That was amazing!
I hope you will get your revenge on Mari Mokkori!
That was an amazing heavyweight match!
Thank you very much!
After the intense battle...
It's time for "This is Bad!"
It's started. Nice to meet you.
This time, I'm from Adachi Ward, and I'm going to deliver you the super bad news of Adachi Ward every year.
Listen carefully, you guys!
In Adachi Ward, there are many incidents and incidents, aren't there?
Yes, yes, yes. Adachi Ward is really bad.
It's bad!
It's bad! It's really bad! Really! It's really bad!
I see.
Oh, we've got some news right away, so...
Oh, here you go.
I was surprised.
Well, first of all...
It's super bad news that happened in Arakawa Ward.
Well, when I was driving normally, I was told, "Don't be surprised." And I was surprised.
Well, Matsuo, what surprised you?
No, it's not "don't be surprised."
What's wrong?
Matsuo, what's wrong?
The kanji...
I don't know the kanji for "Adachi."
Oh, where is it?
I don't know it at all.
That's right.
It's "surprised." Is it okay?
Surprised, yes.
Well, it's not "don't be surprised." The one who said it was running from behind.
Oh, you have a dream, don't you?
What do you mean?
I have a dream, too!
The one who said "don't be surprised" was running from behind?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's "Adachi."
"Adachi" is amazing!
Yes, yes.
You don't know the meaning of "surprised," do you?
No, I really don't.
Well, if you come to "Adachi," make sure you don't be surprised by your senior's car.
Seriously.
You'll be blown away.
It's really dangerous.
Oh, that's scary.
Oh, really.
You'll be hit with a side mirror.
Hit with a side mirror?
You'll be in trouble.
Yes, yes.
But Matsuoka's senior is also often surprised.
It's no joke.
Matsuoka's Matsuoka is also super surprised, Okubo-san!
What do you mean?
She's surprised!
I don't know what you mean at all, but you're surprised and surprised?
Yes, yes.
"Adachi" and "Matsuoka" are really in love!
Seriously.
Is there such a nature?
You're surprised and surprised?
Yes, yes, yes.
"Adachi" and "Matsuoka" are often in love, so it's no joke.
We have some more news.
What is it?
The cable television station in "Adachi" has that famous "Tokyo Skytree"...
Can you say "kamimasu" one more time?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
It's really hard to say "kamimasu."
kachi kachi kachi kachi
Is this "Adachi"?
Please tell me this first.
It's not like you're doing it.
You're getting the rhythm, right?
Yes, the rhythm.
I'm sorry.
The cable television station in "Adachi" has that famous "Tokyo Skytree"...
I'm saying it's from "Adachi," but it's like it's from Sumida Ward.
That's right, it's Sumida Ward.
This cable station has the popular manga "Kochi Kamiyan" before, right?
I said it's from "Adachi," but what I thought of was...
Look, kids, can you see it?
Here is Katsushika Ward Kamiyari Park.
Hatsujishi...hashutsu...
Hashutsu...
"Hashutsu..." My teeth are...
I'm sorry, my teeth are dry.
Are your teeth dry?
Hashutsu...
It's "Adachi," so...
"Adachi" means your teeth are dry, right?
Everyone has no teeth.
Everyone's teeth are dry.
So you can't say "hashutsu" in front of the cable station, right?
I'm saying it properly in front of the cable station, right?
You're not saying it properly, though.
I'm saying it.
I see.
Well...
So you can't say "Adachi" in front of the cable station, right?
No, you can't.
But "Adachi" is fine like that.
That's fine?
It's the best of all.
It's the best of all?
It's the best of all.
Matsuoka is also the best.
Matsuoka is the best?
Matsuoka is the best.
Matsuoka is the best of all.
Matsuoka, I heard you were chosen as the round girl of "Shoot".
That's right. Matsuoka is the face of "Shoot".
"Adachi" is a big deal now with such a star.
It's a celebration. It's amazing.
It's like a party where you can pour champagne every day.
When you go back to "Adachi"?
Like, "Welcome back! It's amazing, right?"
You start pouring champagne.
As expected of "Shoot"'s round girl.
"Adachi"'s star.
"Adachi"'s star. "Shoot"'s face.
Did you remember that?
Are you okay? Are you sure you're okay?
Are you okay?
"Shoot"'s face.
We have news for you.
I'll tell you the next news.
There's a guy named Miyazon in "Ittekiu".
I heard he was the chief of police in "Takenozuka" in "Adachi".
I wonder if it's true.
He's in "Adachi".
So Matsuoka is a star.
No, Matsuoka is a star.
Miyazon is a star.
No, I'm a star.
I see.
Can I tell you?
Go ahead.
Miyazon is the chief of police in "Takenozuka".
He's in "Takenozuka" for 40 days in a row.
He says it's one day, but...
You suddenly lost your voice and at the same time this...
What is it now?
What is it?
I feel like I should be quiet.
Your voice is long.
What should we do? Are you worried because you're not talking?
I'm worried.
I don't know what's going on.
You're worried because you're not talking.
I'm worried.
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
You have to talk!
Adachi, you have to talk!
You have to spit out your saliva!
No, I have to spit out my saliva! I'm serious!
Adachi, you can't do it if you don't spit out your saliva!
If you don't do it, you won't get excited.
I won't get excited.
It ended in the middle. What about you, Miyazon?
You've been chief of police for only four days in a row!
It feels like you haven't been chief of police for a day.
It's crazy.
That's right.
It's not like you're chief of police for a day.
It's not like that.
This is crazy.
It's crazy, right?
Are you okay? Are you nervous?
No, I'm not.
You're not?
I'm not.
Really?
You haven't calmed down in a while and you don't talk much.
You look anxious.
No, no, no.
This is Matsuoka.
This is Matsuoka?
This is Matsuoka.
This is Matsuoka style.
Anyway, there's no more news, right?
That's all for today.
That was super bad news in Adachi.
See you next week!
There's no song.
Play the song!
Are you nervous?
Please play the song only.
See you next week!
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We have news for you from Ebisu Muscats!
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Broadcast starts on Saturday, June 15th!
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One, two...
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With this momentum, we'll do our best in this hot summer, too!
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Wait a minute, that person is...
Boss-san!
Get it, get it, get it, get it, together, together!
Let's get hot, hot summer now!
Everyone, let's go, we know!
Get it, get it, get it, get it, together, together!
Let's get hot, hot summer now!
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Despacito...
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Timeless...
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Dream, illusion, smile...
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