AISubs v3.5
"Dead Ball" is on air tonight!
Do It, Special!
What are you doing?
It's okay!
What are you doing?
I don't hate it!
Can I do it?
I was surprised that a young handsome man was doing it.
Can I do it?
If you hit "Dead Ball" this time, you will confess what you have been keeping secret in front of the camera.
Yes!
"Do It, Special!" is on air tonight!
Yeah!
We won!
"Do It, Special!" is on air tonight!
I can't do it.
You are a girl.
"Do It, Special!" is on air tonight!
I heard that you are popular on the program "Fujimara".
Yes, I was on that program.
I heard that "Sandwich Man" and "Nakai" said "she is cute and nice girl".
What?
I said "No! They are mascots! They are ugly and noisy!"
I was told that you are not cute at all.
What's wrong with you? Don't make fun of me!
She said you are cute.
You are in good shape.
I received a lot of DMs asking me if I want to be a dad.
What?
Because of that?
Oh, you don't have money.
You are 100 years too early to say you are cute! Shut up!
You are cute!
You are very cute!
You have a foul mouth.
You have a foul mouth like "Zashigi Arashi".
You are cute!
You have a foul mouth like "Onigiri".
You are cute!
I'm glad you said that.
What did she say?
What did you say, Kobayashi-san?
She gave me an overreaction.
I can't say anything.
But I heard that you have a YouTube channel with 1 million views.
Really?
That's great!
It's with Oni-chan, right?
What is that?
She praised you.
She is praising you now.
What is that?
Besides, Yoshizawa is not your rival.
You are angry with him, right?
But I have something great today.
Really?
You always say that.
Who is he?
You have a foul mouth like "Onigiri".
Stop it!
Don't do that!
Akiyama-san!
You were doing chest-hugging.
No!
You were doing chest-hugging.
You?!
You were doing that?
Akiyama-san, what?
After "turners", you started doing that?
Stop doing chest-hugging!
Don't back up your boobies.
You can't!
Akiyama-san! Akiyama-san!
You can't!
Chief, you can't do that!
It's not you!
Chief!
It's you!
You can't!
Chief!
You can't!
Akiyama-san!
You can't!
Cameraman, you can't say that!
You can't say that!
Alright, let's go!
It's already heated up!
It's starting, let's go!
Captain!
Rubico!
Rubico, let's go!
Ready, start!
You can't!
You can't say that!
I've been hiding it,
but I've also been asked to eat
what Matsumoto Yun-chan ate
last time.
What was it?
I don't remember.
You don't remember what happened yesterday?
You don't remember what happened in the past?
In elementary school?
Ah!
Ah! You were forced to eat it!
To a former professional baseball player.
To a married man.
I ate it.
What?!
That's right.
Yun-sama refused it, but Kobayashi ate it.
Kobayashi ate it.
As expected of you!
Is it recent?
It's been a while.
Ah! It's been a while.
So it was around that time.
Did you go to a coffee shop in Roppongi?
She went to a Chinese restaurant.
Apparently, she likes that place.
So if you aim for that place, you might be able to get it someday.
I'm happy for you.
She took me to a special course meal.
Did you eat chicken soba?
I think I did.
Was there only one woman at the time?
Yes.
And who was your partner?
Ichiichi?
Yes, Ichiichi.
What about after that?
She asked me if she could invite a friend of hers.
Wait a minute!
She's a Tamego!
She's related to Tamego.
She's a Tamego.
She played "Nagaushi Ichiuchi" at night.
"Nagaushi Ichiuchi"?
"Nagaushi Ichiuchi" at night?
She played "Nagaushi Ichiuchi" at night, didn't she?
I wanted to see it.
She played "Nagaushi Ichiuchi" at night, didn't she?
It wasn't now. It was five years ago.
My wife is fine. It was an accident.
Let's say "OK", shall we?
OK!
It's your first time.
Go!
OK!
I won!
I'm sorry if you lost.
It's time to stop.
I've been hiding it.
Recently, Mr. Yamanaka has involved me in his own cabaret club.
Stop it!
Hey!
Is he involved in your cabaret club?
He asked me to introduce a cute person.
No, no, no.
I think it will sell well.
I can get an introduction fee, too.
You have a background in it, don't you?
You're in an idol group.
You shouldn't be involved in a cabaret club like that.
I want to do it, too.
I'm curious about it.
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
I like it!
Stop it!
Actually, Mr. Fujiwara asked me if I would like to work for him first.
What kind of part-time job?
What kind of part-time job did he ask you to do?
He asked me to touch fish.
I think I like it more than fish.
Stop it!
You look like a firefly squid.
There are a lot of fish running away.
It's not funny at all!
You say so, too.
There are a lot of fish running away.
There are a lot!
It's a product.
That's a product.
Stop it!
I hate you!
Think about it later.
Stop it.
I like fish.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Okay, Shamo.
Okay.
I wonder if they have spent their money.
I wonder if it's like that.
Hit it.
What's up?
Guess.
What's up?
It's a guess.
It's too late.
I didn't hit it.
Yuki didn't hit it, either.
Yuki didn't hit it.
Come forward!
It's funny!
Yuki didn't hit it!
It's funny!
Yuki didn't hit it!
It's the first one.
It's a self-talk.
It's a million views.
Go ahead.
I was hiding it.
A woman, Mihiro,
pretended to be drunk by a celebrity and stuck to her.
She wasn't drunk.
She was drunk.
What are you talking about?
After you, Shimura...
You're trying to find another way of speaking.
Who is it?
You should say it yourself.
A duo.
What kind of people are they?
Middle-aged, veteran, newcomer, young people.
Veteran.
Popular.
One of them...
What?!
What?! Don't say that!
Ah, that's right!
We're all friends here, so...
Don't say that!
It's just a casual conversation...
Hey...
It's just a casual conversation...
I don't want you to do that...
I don't want it...
No, no, it's fine!
We're having a conversation, so...
I'll lower it from now on...
I'll put it like a bridge...
Eh?! Why?! Do you like me?!
No! What do you mean?!
I was lonely...
What kind of realistic woman's heart is that?!
What do you mean?!
I drank alcohol... Japanese sake...
And I got drunk...
Really?! Really drunk?!
Why are you saying the same thing?!
It's not like we drank together...
The person who seduced Mikami-san...
Yes, yes, yes!
And then...
Ah, you guys are close!
And then...
There's still someone...
Can I say it?
Yes, you can!
It's the leader, right?!
Eh?! Leader?!
Leader?!
Why are you calling me "leader"?!
Why?!
I kept it a secret for you!
Come on...
Just the three of you?!
Ah, is that so?!
Wait a minute!
You said it well!
There's still someone!
Mikami...
Mikami?!
I really...
I didn't force myself...
The first place is the leader!
The group's leader?!
I sent a message to everyone...
But I...
I said it...
I said it directly...
But you were so moved...
You said you're close with the mascots...
But it's true...
That day...
I said it too...
I think I sent that message to other people too...
To everyone?
But for Mihiro...
When I arrived...
I was really out of it, and I really did this to her shoulder...
- What?! - Nooo!
- Stop it! - Wait a minute!
- Stop it! - You didn't notice, did you?!
- I don't remember. - See?!
- It happens, Sotoko Baba! - It happens!
- You and Tejimayuu are really out of it, aren't you? - It happens!
- Wow, I've never met Tejimayuu! - I've never met you!
- I've seen Mihiro before, you know?! - Huh?!
- Seriously! - No, you haven't!
- No, you haven't!
You're seriously the most out of all the girls I've seen drinking!
- For real! You were the best! - I wasn't!
- I really didn't drink. - You drank, but you drank, but you drank, but you didn't drink!
- Don't give me that sad reason! - Stop it!
You're such an interesting person if you're sad, you know?!
Stupid!
- Don't get me wrong! You didn't divorce for that reason! - Yeah, it's good you knew.
- Get her! - You're not wrong!
"Because I'm sad about it" sounds like something you'd say to an old man...
[I'm not an old man]
- How dare you! - How dare you say that!
- How dare you come out like that! - How dare you come out like that!
- Be quiet! - Don't get too close to "I"!
- Who said that just now? - Me!
- She said "OK"! - OK!
- One person "OK"! - I don't like it!
- Stop drinking like that! - Stop it!
- Stop it!
- Stop drinking like that!
You look like you're strong.
- I got it! - I got it!
- OK, which one did you get? - I really got "W".
- OK, Kano-san! - Yua-chan!
- Yua-chan!
- It's OK! It's OK! - Yua-chan!
I was hiding it, but...
once every 30 minutes...
- It came flying! - What's wrong?
- Yua-chan!
- Who did it? - What?
- It came flying. - Did the ball come flying?
- Why did the ball come flying? - It hasn't come flying yet?
- Who did it? - Who did it?
- Did it come flying? - It's me again, so...
I was hiding it, but...
once every 30 minutes...
- Who did it? - What's wrong?
- Who did it? - Yura-chan!
Yura-chan! What's wrong?
What's wrong, Yura-chan?
She's crying! Yura-chan is crying!
- What's wrong? - Did the ball come flying?
- It hasn't come flying. - What's wrong?
- She's crying!
- She's crying because the ball fell down!
- It hurts, right? - Does it hurt?
- Is your heart hurting? - Does your head hurt?
- My heart hurts. - You heart and soul are hurting.
It's like someone hates me now.
- But Yura-chan is popular. - I don't think there's anyone who hates Yura-chan.
- She's crazy about it. - Can you do it?
- I've been hiding it, but I do an ego survey once in 30 minutes.
- And it turns out that Nara-san is going to make her debut in an AV.
- What? - Latest news?
- Really? - Really?
- It's okay, but what is it before we reveal it? - Secret?
- It's like a random article. - A random article?
- It's like a summary site. - It's like a summary site.
- I found the article and was reading it. It also wrote about the mascot members.
- Ayume-san, is it rumored that you're going to make an AV debut?
- Oh, it's rumored? - I'm looking forward to it.
- I'm so happy. - I don't need it.
- I'm happy. - I'm happy.
- I don't know. - I'm happy.
- Do you want to see it, Nara-san? - Do you have any news about it?
- No, I don't have any. - You don't, do you?
- I don't know about Nara-san's fans. - Where are you looking at?
- Where? - Where are you looking at?
- Who are you talking to? - If you don't have one, you don't have one.
- I'm scared. - Who are you talking to?
- I don't have one. - I'm sorry.
- If you do, please let me know. - If you do, please let me know.
- Can you show me your face? - Nara-san's face?
- Look at me.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- Close your eyes.
- I'm scared. - This is the voice of the viewer.
- I'm sorry. - Stop it.
- Okay, let's continue. - What?
- Run away.
We were betrayed just now.
Right? Should we betray them or not? Either is fine.
Even if it's about us.
It's fine even if we cut off our fingers.
I want to ask something indirectly.
Well, I don't know if it's true or not, but...
We should ask, right?
Yes.
Isn't it fine?
It's about Itchy.
What?
Read.
Is it about me?
Yes.
An entertainer called Y asked me out for dinner.
She said, "I'm going out for dinner today."
What?
Who told you that?
Who was it?
Who?
It's not Y. It's Y.
Are you talking about the entertainer?
Yes, yes.
It's true that Y asked me out for dinner many times.
What?
Wait, Y...
It's amazing.
She didn't have a bad intention. She was kind to me.
That's not true.
Right?
She's like that.
But I've never been excited about anything.
Like, "Let's go out for dinner."
Like, "I'm so happy you asked me out for dinner."
That's what I heard.
But you said it personally.
You said it, right?
But we've never said it together.
We both say no.
We always invite members and say, "Let's all get together and have dinner."
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't always say, "Come alone."
In the beginning, we were asked a lot, "How about you two?"
We both know each other's jobs and we don't want to cause trouble, so we said we'd quit and refused.
After we found out about it, we decided to go eat together.
Since then, we haven't been invited together.
Since then, you've been invited, too, Mikami-san, right?
Who else has been invited?
I've been invited, too.
I've been invited about three times.
As two of you, right?
No, no, no!
It doesn't matter!
What is this?
Give me the latest information about love!
Let's make love insurance!
At some point...
Let's call a guest!
She's here!
You've been waiting for me, haven't you?
What's going on!?
Yua-chan!
Yua-chan, you have that kind of face!
You have that face when you got it right, but you don't look like you got it right!
I got it right!
You did!
You look like you got it right!
I often...
take a bath...
and...
fart.
You're going to say something weird now, aren't you?
It's either in your boobs or your butt.
I do it, too!
Do you do it in your boobs, too?
I don't do it in my boobs!
Do you do it in your boobs?
I do it in my boobs.
What!?
That's crazy!
That's amazing!
What do you do in the pool time at school?
I don't know!
That's suspicious!
Well...
I don't go in places with many people.
You know!
You're being nosy!
I'm not being nosy!
We mix together!
We have a lot of water in our bodies.
We do!
We only have about 1ml of water in our bodies.
About 1ml.
You always take a bath, don't you?
Yes, we do!
You do, don't you?
Okay, thank you for your perverted confession!
Thank you!
She's funny!
She's beyond our imagination!
She's a minx!
Is it okay for me to make some noise?
It's a "why" this time, right?
I was hiding it...
but I'm working part-time at a convenience store!
What!?
That's great!
She's starting a part-time job!
Part-time job!
And it's part-time job!
What!?
Part-time job!
I see, you were in trouble with money.
Is it okay for me to talk to you?
It's okay!
I always talk to you, so it's okay!
Recently?
Yes, it's been a while.
How many times a week do you work?
About three times a week.
I see!
Can you work properly?
Well...
I don't work as hard as I used to...
Where do you work at, Nara-san?
At UL.
I'm registered with a distribution company.
I'm always working separately.
Separately!?
I see!
So that's what it's like now!
A convenience store is distributing.
But it's because there aren't enough people.
Yes!
But, Nara-san, can you make lunch properly?
Can you make lunch properly?
Can you say those things properly?
Yes, I forget a lot.
Like, when customers come back.
Or I forget my lunch.
What!?
You just take the money and don't give me my lunch!?
What!?
I don't like that!
If I have multiple lunches, I forget to put them in.
Wow!
But you have to work, right?
I see.
But you have to work, right?
You have a high hourly wage, right?
Yes.
You still have some money left, right?
Yes.
Do you have less money now?
Money...
No...
I only spend a few hundred thousand yen now.
Ah, but...
How much is it now?
Now...
Well...
What!?
Isn't it increased!?
What!?
How much was it last time?
What!?
It increased!
What happened!?
What did you use!?
Why did you lie!?
Why did you lie that you had less!?
I didn't give you back!
What!?
Why is it increased!?
I...
I was too relaxed.
When you were too relaxed...
Your interest...
Your interest increased.
As I thought, I made a convenience store in the middle of the night, so please come and see me.
I see.
Good luck!
I see.
It's increased.
You are going to two places.
I think I can meet you in the middle of the night.
Good luck!
Did you get it?
Oh, dad, your hair color has changed.
Oh, I know who you are.
It's been a while.
You changed your hair color.
I changed my hair color to short hair.
Dad, your hair color has changed.
Why? It says you are popular with short hair.
Where?
Yes, I am popular with short hair.
I was hiding it, but there is a creepy ghost in my house.
What?
Creepy.
Do you want me to tell you about it?
I just moved to a new house.
I asked a housekeeper to look after me.
Then, I saw a creepy ghost.
What?
It is true that I am very energetic.
What?
Creepy?
Are you getting energy?
Really?
I woke up in the morning and thought I could do my best today.
What?
Is it because you are creepy that you are excited?
That's what I heard.
What?
So, you are not creepy?
On the contrary, I like it.
What?
You don't have any weird phenomenon?
No.
Let me see... Oh, but the toilet's electricity is on and off.
Oh!
You don't like it, do you?
Not automatic?
The TV is on on its own.
Oh!
You don't like it, do you?
But you like it?
But I'm fine, so...
You're fine?
Yes.
Oh!
I mean, even if you have a strong power storm, you're worried about this.
The black light is amazing.
This is 50,000 yen.
What!?
What's this?
What's that?
This is an eye drop. It's the strongest one.
Wow!
Eye drop...
Eye drop!
What happens if you have it?
Well...
Does it change?
If you don't use it, it doesn't work?
But...
Well...
It's safe every day.
I live in peace.
Peace?
If you take it, dangerous things will come to you.
But...
How do you like it?
What!?
Go home!
Put it on top of the crystal.
Remove it.
It's special, so stop it!
It's started!
Who is it?
Mr. Kobata!
I've been hiding it for a while, but...
...the basement of my apartment is now a studio for adult videos.
That's quite an environment.
The basement of your apartment is now a studio.
Women don't live in my apartment.
But when we sit and have tea in the lobby...
...some women come out of the basement.
Some women come out of the basement?
That's scary!
They all have carry bags.
When I asked the man next door...
...he said, "That's the kind of studio it is."
I once became a toy production company for adults.
It's an adult apartment!
That's amazing!
Do you have an owner?
It's a specialized store, so we don't have much rent.
So you don't have to move out of your apartment, do you?
It's cheap.
But it's not dangerous.
There are always adults around.
It's safe even if you come back at night.
You're grateful for adults.
Be careful when you come back!
OK!
Thank you!
Thank you, adults!
She's 3 years old.
I've been hiding it for a while, but...
Yancova...
spent money...
and got plastic surgery.
What?!
I'm interested in it!
Seriously?!
I'm proud of you!
You're so beautiful!
Are you going to show me?
She won't show me, but...
she's so proud of me.
What?!
When did you get it?
Has "mascot" started?
It has.
It started a year ago.
It was on "p" channel.
What?!
Where and what happened?
I want to know!
I had a hard time deciding.
It was a surgery.
I looked it up and found out about it.
At the time,
I got some money.
I decided to get plastic surgery.
Wow!
It's your favorite shape.
Show me!
By getting plastic surgery,
it became pink.
Wow!
I'm so proud of you!
Thank you!
It's like a symbol.
No one notices you.
I can't show you.
Will you show me?
Yes, I'll show you.
Like this.
I'm embarrassed.
That's good. That's good.
That's great. That's great.
Tell me about it.
You're great.
If there's someone like you, there's something like that.
I can't take a step forward.
I understand.
But you don't show it to people.
It's not like, "Oh, is it okay?"
Oh, you're strong.
Are you okay? Did you hit me?
I didn't hit you.
Did you hit me?
Did you hit me, Mai-chan?
I hit you.
No, no, no.
If you hit me, I'll get out of here.
You're the leader. If you hit me, I'll get out of here.
If you hit me, I'll get out of here.
Is that a rule?
Yes.
I've been hiding it, but...
Yes.
I'm obviously being paid by Este's older sister who goes there.
Older sister?
Yes. She gives me a great discount.
And I'm gay, so I thought it might be okay.
Yes.
I still go there.
What?!
I've seen that kind of work before.
What kind of Este?
She's Este who only uses machines.
But she gives me a discount.
She gives me a discount.
She says she'll give me a massage and she's lying down like this.
But first of all, she won't let me wear panties.
What?!
What does that mean?
Like paper panties.
She usually wears paper panties.
But she won't let me wear them.
What?!
She won't let me wear them.
But she said she'd let me wear them if I really wanted to.
I thought it wouldn't be okay if everyone said they weren't wearing them because I'm a woman.
So it's all-or-nothing.
All-or-nothing.
But she touches me a lot.
What?!
No, no, no.
I should just do a normal massage, but...
What is it?
It's like this inner muscle.
First, the lymph.
It's like this.
Isn't that finger technique amazing?
I touch it little by little.
But it's underground, right?
I don't like it!
It's like an oil massage.
And for my chest, I apply lotion like a bucket at the end.
Bucket?!
Yes, that's right.
Not oil?
Yes.
You apply lotion like a bucket?
Yes, I do.
I rub my chest like this.
Does it touch your index finger?
My index finger is...
I'm sure you don't need it.
I don't need it!
I don't!
It's not a shooting, right?
Is it okay?
I check it every once in a while, but I don't think it's necessary.
You're just enjoying it, aren't you?
Is it okay for you to feel like you're enjoying it?
I don't want you to feel like you're enjoying it, so I don't say anything.
But I do feel like I'm enjoying it.
You do it for me, and you make me feel good.
You don't hate it?
I don't hate it at all.
That's good.
Then it's okay.
It's okay.
Of course you can do it.
It's totally okay.
Feel free to do it.
Go ahead.
Okay!
It's like a work of art.
I've been hiding it, but only from the right boobs, thick and very hard hair grows, and even if I pull it out, it grows all the time, and I'm really worried about it.
From the right, even if you pull it out, it grows every time, from the same place.
That's it.
That's right.
How much have you stretched it out?
Yes, but there was a time when I pulled it out this much, but since I had a job in swimsuits, I pulled it out, but it grew again.
But I also have it.
Really?
About three on the right and four on the left.
That's a lot.
A little.
Like Chape's core.
That's right, that's right.
About H.B.
Everyone has it.
Why?
It's a little fun to roll it up and pull it out, isn't it?
What?
I raised it, put it in place, and pulled it out with my nails.
Was it fun?
I raised it a lot.
I rolled it up and pulled it out.
When it's short and you pull it out, it makes a "koy!" sound.
It's back!
Since you enjoyed the school play, we'll accept it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's good.
I'm sorry I got on it.
Let's go!
Okay!
You hit it!
Ah! It came off!
Are you okay, sir?
Are you okay?
Did you get hit?
Did you say "gure" after that?
He got me.
To avoid it?
He got me.
Are you okay, sir?
I'm not sure about your love.
I'm all right.
That's right.
You have to eat milk and small fish.
You have to eat boiled fish.
I've been hiding it for several years.
A certain entertainer has been texting me all the time.
That's a lot of people.
There are a lot of entertainers.
That's what you're talking about.
A few years ago...
How many years ago?
Three or four years?
Four years ago.
We were doing a show together.
You're a co-star.
We were doing a show together.
But the show ended.
At the end of the show...
I was a little late.
The next seat next to him was already prepared.
It's too early.
Everyone wanted to go.
It was a trio of three people.
The two of us said goodbye to him.
There were other girls.
But we all said goodbye.
We exchanged LINE messages.
That's how we started getting a lot of messages.
Let's go eat.
He's married now.
He just got married to his girlfriend who he had been dating for a long time.
I see.
Maybe he was trying to make up for it.
At that time, he and his girlfriend didn't get along very well.
It was that time of year.
Yes, like that.
I see.
And they're married now.
They're married now.
All three of them are married.
No...
They're married in pairs.
Then they're not twins.
They're married in pairs, though.
You haven't watched "Saiki no Warai" yet, have you?
No, I haven't.
You're older than me.
I'm older than you.
Thank you.
No.
Oh, they're in a group of three.
No, they're not.
"King of Contest," right?
Yes.
Before the show started, I kept getting messages like that.
Isn't it Shiriname? Isn't it Toyomoto?
No, it's not.
It's not Shiriname.
Isn't it Toyomoto?
No, it's not.
0-3, 0-3, 0-3.
0-3, 0-3.
But it's close. It's close.
It's that line.
"King of Contest," they were in a group of three.
Yoshimoto, right?
That's right.
Right?
It's not Hanako.
They went pretty far back then.
Konbimei was in a group of three.
Oh, I said it!
Oh, that's it!
Yes.
It's really amazing!
She's persistent!
It's amazing!
And it's been years.
We met four years ago and we were working together.
It's a great way of saying it.
But the content of the line...
It was amazing.
At the time, we were doing a handclap.
When we were doing it as a unit, we all went to see it.
They invited us to a party.
We all wanted to get excited, but I didn't want to talk to you, so please come out.
I want to go now.
I'm in Nagoya right now. Can I call you?
If you win "King of Contents", will you go out with me?
You really liked it, didn't you?
I'm a comedian, so I thought you were saying this to everyone.
The other two people invited me.
I'm serious, so I don't know what to do.
You should have told me you were married by now.
You didn't like it, did you?
It's a good way of saying it, but I didn't like it.
It's a little hot.
My girlfriend was there at the time.
She was dating a married man.
She asked me for advice, but I didn't like it.
I didn't like it.
You talk a lot.
How do you like it, Okaba-san?
It's good, isn't it?
I'm glad you chose my name four years ago.
I didn't know your name.
I didn't know it either.
Sorry.
I made a mistake.
I was hiding it, but my family didn't have money when I was little, and we all went to a kind uncle's house near our house.
Wow!
What?
What does "everyone" mean?
What?
Who?
Do you know?
What?
What does "everyone" mean?
Everyone, not just one person.
Five people?
Five people!
In a kind uncle's house?
That's right.
Oh!
Then you, your parents and your mother are like brothers. Is that different?
It doesn't matter at all. My last name has also changed.
Wow!
What's your family?
I'm from Osaka.
Osaka!
Wow!
What were the advantages of being rich?
My mother went out to cook and my children went out to play.
Were you lonely?
Didn't you have anyone to look after you?
I didn't have anyone to look after me and my wife wasn't there.
Wow!
What happened to your family after that?
My father was originally from Shirafuji and then he became an *******.
Because you were with your father?
What about now?
Now I'm an *******.
Wow!
I want you to do a "non-fictional" or something like that!
I want you to do it!
It's Sunday at 2 o'clock.
I want you to be a step-mother!
You don't have one, do you?
You didn't have any doubts about it?
I didn't know anything about it.
Oh, I see.
The environment hasn't changed, has it?
It wasn't even in kindergarten at that time so I didn't know it.
Then I heard about it recently and I thought, "That's why it changed its name!"
That's true. It's not even in kindergarten.
That's right.
It changed its name and I found out about it for the first time.
Wow!
She's grateful.
Wow!
I was hiding it but...
Yes.
Um...
I...
I've been to Shinjuku Golden Gai at least once.
Wow!
That Golden Gai is amazing!
It's narrow, isn't it?
It's very round, isn't it?
You're so cool!
Where is it?
There are a lot of alleys in Golden Gai.
Where is it?
But can you hide in there?
There are a lot of them!
Wow!
In such a narrow place?
There are a lot of things like tools.
There are a lot of places.
Wow!
Do you happen to drink there?
Yes, I do.
What?
You don't know him?
I know him.
You know him?
I know him.
Wow!
I couldn't stand it.
Wow!
As expected of you!
Wow!
You're so cool!
That's right. It was midwinter, so we went out early in the morning.
I thought it was erotic, but I got excited.
How narrow is it?
This is the only way.
Is it like between buildings?
That's right. When people come, they say, "Oh, no!"
Wow! You have a good experience!
You're alive!
We died without knowing that.
There may be another chance!
Right?
You can go again, right? Take me to Golden Eye.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It hurts when you raise your shoulders.
No.
Smooth, smooth, smooth, smooth.
There is, isn't there?
There is, there is. Even if you raise your legs.
How do you do it?
In this state...
What?
It's like a group exercise.
What?
Are you joining forces?
With this?
With this posture?
What?
With this posture?
What?
Can you do this?
What?
Can you do this?
Wow!
You can do this posture.
The wall is here.
Towards the wall...
A cafe!
Like a monkey!
A monkey cafe!
Amazing!
- You're an entertaining life. - Wow!
Let's say OK!
OK!
So, I hope that I will continue to do it next time and mass-produce more and more stories!
For now, this is a commercial!
"Midnight Wine Show"!
I've made progress...
Sex at this age...
Now, everyone!
I will show you my new song "Abyss Animal Anthem"!
Abyss Animal Anthem
I don't like it anymore
Are you OK?
Better than money?
Do you like sports cars more than I do?
Idiot, fuck you, much too idiot
Don't say things like that about me
Tokyo, Japan
Bushi no oiran
Iketeru tonogata
Soyonara toman
Nissin geppou
I don't know what you mean
Moushiake
mozaimasen
Which baby?
Japan, Cuba, maybe?
Shake me baby
OK?
Itadakimasu
It's no good
(Come on, let's go together)
Make some noise!
Despacito, silence
Time flies, it doesn't end
We all fly, we're born again
Let's make some noise!
Dreams, illusions, smiles, songs
Anime, Kabuki, music
Bust my nuts!
Damerodule
Oh heart to me, oh yeah oh yeah
Eye to me, wow wow wow
My dream, my dream, my dream, my dream
This week's Death Ball was a one-hour special.
But the entertainers have taken too much advantage of us.
They're really angry.
Really.
There's a lot.
If you have anything like that, please collect it.
That's it for this week.
See you next week.
Bye bye.
It's like you're taking a picture.
Bye bye.