AISubs v3.5
Today's "Wide Show" will change some of the content and send you an emergency press conference.
Thank you for coming today despite your busy schedules.
We will now begin the press conference on Kuro- chan, Ebisumatsu-katsu members, and Kansaki Sai.
We will now have Kuro-chan and Kansaki Sai talk. Thank you for coming.
Huh?
Well...
Today, these two...
Are you aware of this, bald man?
I'm not bald, and I have nothing to do with Takasaki.
Bald man?
Are you a bald man?
Takasaki...
What do you mean?
I just said "bald man" because it's famous in Takasaki.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Why did you say that now?
I said "bald man", didn't I?
What's the proof of that?
I don't have any proof.
Don't look at me!
I'm taking pictures!
No, you're not!
Why are you saying that when you're all here?
Please be quiet, everyone.
Today, we made a serious decision and we'd like to report it to you.
We're sorry for changing the program, but we made this possible.
First of all, could you say hello to everyone from Kuro-chan?
Everyone, today, while you're having fun...
While you're having fun...
Don't say it!
Dobunezumi!
Huh?
What is it?
Dobunezumi!
Dobunezumi? No, it has nothing to do with Blue Hearts.
I'm asking you.
No, it's not "I'm asking you".
In Blue Hearts' lyrics...
In Linda Linda's lyrics, she says it's like Dobunezumi.
That's where I got it from.
Don't look this way!
I'm recording it!
Don't look it this way!
No, no! Listen carefully!
With a proper camera!
In the front!
Don't point it!
I'm sorry, are you all right?
Mr. Kurashi, please say hello.
Ah, ah! Wait a minute! Um...
Um, today, while you're busy...
While you're busy...
Please!
Don't mess around!
You're terrible!
I'm leaving!
You're not being stupid.
I'm not stupid!
What's that?
Listen to me carefully.
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?
I'm sorry.
Otokome.
Otokome?
No, you're like my partner Hiro.
What?
Are you asking me?
I'm not asking you.
Otokome has a big face like me.
So you look like my partner Hiro when he was fat.
That's not what I said.
What did you say?
I'm sorry.
What did you say?
Why weren't there any other members at the All- Star Thank-You Party?
Why was it just you?
Why?
Isn't it because you're not stars?
I think it's because you're not stars.
No, no!
You can't take it!
Boss will be really scared!
Send it!
No, I'm not sending it!
No, it's not like that.
I wanted to be in the group of three, but I didn't want an eight.
Don't give it back!
No, I'll say it, so give it back!
If you complain about it, I don't know!
Please say hello!
Yes, I'll do it formally.
Everyone!
Thank you for coming today while you're busy for us two.
I, Kurochanko, Kurokawaki, and Eubisumatsukatsu, Kanzaki,
were able to have such a happy day today.
Thank you very much!
What does that mean?
It's not like that at all!
Is it?
What is it?
From now on, we want to support each other, so everyone, please support us!
What does that mean?
It's not like that at all!
I don't know what's going on!
Thank you!
Let's continue!
Kanzaki and Sae, please say hello!
Yes!
Everyone, thank you for coming today.
I'm very sorry for the sudden announcement.
We two had various difficulties, but we were able to safely welcome this day.
This is also thanks to everyone involved and our fans.
Please continue to warmly watch over us two.
Thank you!
What does that mean?
What does it mean?
First of all, please have a seat!
What does it mean?
What is it?
Yamamoto Kotetsu!
No, I'm not Shinichiro Oni Coach!
Huh? Are you Kotetsu-san?
No, I'm not!
I didn't form Yamaha Brothers or anything like that!
If you don't mind...
No, I'm sorry!
Yes!
Can we continue?
Yes, of course!
It is now time for questions and answers.
If you have a question, please raise your hand and tell us your question.
Yamamoto Kotetsu!
Yamamoto Kotetsu is not Shinichiro Oni Coach!
Part 2!
Wasn't that a hand-pulled question?
No, it wasn't.
If you have a question...
Yes!
If you have a question...
Yes!
If you're wearing glasses...
Yes!
My name is Mitsura of "Iron Glass News".
Yes, my name is Hans Asumi.
Um...
When did you decide that your opponent would be this person?
When did I decide...
But...
Well, since we met...
Yes, that's right. It was me from the beginning. What about you, Chan-san?
I... Yes, that's right.
I lost to my favorite.
What are you doing?
She lost to her favorite.
Didn't you lose once?
Yes.
How about you?
Are you being dragged into such past? I'm updating you.
What are you talking about?
Well, besides you, no one else has met me.
I've met many girls.
But you're the best...
Who are "many girls"?
Yes?
Please say your name.
I'm Yoshizawa of Koppencar Sports.
I'm from Thailand.
You're from Thailand?
Yes, I'm from Thailand.
Can you say hello to me?
What kind of girls have you met?
Until now...
Do you remember?
I've forgotten all of them.
But I've met the queen of SM.
And the mother of a lesbian.
And...
I've met many sexy girls.
You've met them!
He's also been to Tabakura.
But after meeting many girls...
I've realized that you're the best.
Thank you.
Is it okay for you?
Are you happy?
Yes, thank you.
Do you have any more questions?
The one in the star T-shirt.
I'm Kurosawa of Niomore Sports.
Didn't you say you wouldn't meet again?
Yes, we did.
You said it, didn't you?
I promised you in this picture.
But after that...
I said it's okay for me to meet you again.
But you didn't say it's okay for you.
What are you talking about?
Maybe you've changed your mind.
Didn't you say you wouldn't meet me again?
You said it, didn't you?
You said you wouldn't meet me again.
I like you.
Did you break your promise?
What do you mean?
Isn't it weird for you to say you broke your promise?
You said it once.
Die, Kokoumen!
You're a man.
You said it right before you died.
I said it right before I died.
You're a salty man.
She's a salty man.
Men are really salty.
Are you returning Manben-saku?
It seems that she has a lot of them.
Maybe she doesn't return it.
It seems like she has a lot of them.
Do you have any Manben-saku?
No.
Do you have any Manben-saku?
What do you mean "do you have any Manben-saku?"
Do you have any Manben-saku?
It doesn't make much of a difference.
What do you mean?
I don't know! I don't know! You're the one who said it!
It's like...
It's like, "Are you satisfied?"
I'm satisfied! I like Chan-sai!
So it's like that, right?
Was it like that?
It was like...
Once?
What do you mean "once"?
Don't talk to me like that, Warazori!
Who are you?
I'm the lolicon typhoon.
The lolicon typhoon is pretty tough, isn't it?
It's been heated up a little.
I'd like you to tell me more about it, Warazori.
Please tell me, Warazori.
It's cute.
Does it look like Warazori?
It doesn't look like it, but it's cute even if it's Warazori.
What do you think?
Please answer the question.
What do you mean "once"?
Once this year...
What do you mean "once"?
It's my first experience.
It's my first time playing a mobile game with you two.
It's been a little long for me, but...
What does "long" mean specifically?
Finishing.
Do you have long hair?
Do you like men?
Do you think I like men?
Why do you suddenly talk like that?
I'm listening to you.
I don't know if I should say it.
I'll leave it to your imagination.
It's disgusting.
Please refrain from despair.
Do you have any other questions?
Do you have a ring for me?
A ring?
I have a ring at home.
I'd like you to give me a ring at the best time.
Do you have a flower for me?
A flower?
What is a flower?
Is it here?
I'm not a cow.
You're not a cow.
You're late.
I'm not late.
I didn't know what you were talking about.
I may have been late.
Did you tell me not to give you everything back?
I'm wearing white glasses and short hair.
When did you get scared?
When did I get scared?
What do you think?
I didn't know you were at home.
You're right.
I was scared.
You're like me.
I'm scared.
You're scared, aren't you?
You're mean.
Have you ever been inside?
Inside?
Where?
Have you ever been inside?
Where?
Have you ever been inside?
You've all been inside, haven't you?
Have you ever been inside?
Have you ever been put in?
Put in?
What are you talking about?
What is it?
I don't want to say it like this.
I'd like to say it clearly because it's a press conference.
You've all had experience, haven't you?
Experience?
What experience?
That's sexual harassment.
What?
Sexual harassment?
Sexual harassment.
What's sexual harassment?
If you don't say it, you're against it.
Don't say it.
I don't do sexual harassment.
Don't come close.
Hey, hey, hey.
Why are you guys so close?
Why do you keep getting on me?
It's sexual harassment.
Don't get it over your head.
It's sexual harassment!
Sexual harassment!
Wait, wait, wait.
Compare sexual harassment to sexual harassment, please.
It's good, but it's a method.
They've been doing sexual harassment all along.
Please apologize.
There are many girls.
Let's apologize for now.
Apologize!
Why?
Apologize!
It's not over yet, so please apologize.
Aren't you going to come and see me off?
No, I'm not coming.
Okay.
Okay, I'll apologize. I'm sorry.
You're not apologizing!
I'm apologizing!
You're not apologizing!
If you apologize now, you'll make up an excuse.
Apologizing is the power of love.
What do you mean? That's a long statement.
You're apologizing and you're complaining?
I'm not apologizing at all!
What is it? Are you jealous of us?
What are you talking about?
Who are you grilling for?
Salmon?
What are you grilling for?
I'm not grilling salmon.
Are you grilling rainbow trout?
No, I'm not grilling rainbow trout. I'm not grilling fish. I'm not barbecuing.
Are you grilling swordfish?
Swordfish? I'm not grilling fish!
You're grilling all kinds of fish!
No, I'm not grilling them. You don't know anything about me!
Are there any other questions?
Okay.
Who is that ugly person over there?
I'm Mikami of "Jealous Economic Newspaper."
I think you said something like "keep" before.
Yes, I did.
That's...
I didn't say "keep."
You did say it!
If I misunderstood you, I apologize.
No, you clearly said it. It's in the video.
You clearly said it.
I didn't say it.
I think you're talking about the nuance of "keep."
I didn't say "keep" but I said "confess" after a year or two or when you like me.
That's "keep," isn't it?
That's "keep."
What is "keep?"
If you didn't say it, I would say it.
Are you Takira Tetsuya?
I'm not a group of three guys.
Are you going to give me back without saying anything?
Are you not going to say anything?
I'm not going to say anything.
What do you mean?
I'm asking you!
Please tell me what you mean.
You said "keep" in the sense of "give back," right?
That's kind of nasty.
I'm a sekohara.
If you say "keep," what is it?
I'm not good at manga.
You're not good at manga?
I'm not good at manga.
You said "keep" because you're a lolicon sports.
I'm a lolicon arrest.
You're an arrest?
Please apologize.
I'm sorry for saying your name wrong.
Is it your name?
Isn't it "manbenno man"?
It's either one of them.
Either one of them?
Please lower your head.
Huh?
Can I say it?
Should I lower it?
Yes.
Okay.
Now, shut up!
I said "manbenno man" and I said "loricon arrest" in the wrong lolicon sports.
I'm sorry!
Lower your head properly!
Ouch!
Something hit me!
What?
The mic hit you with a gun.
The mic?
It's too loud.
Please say "loricon arrest" too.
Did you say "loricon arrest"?
"loricon arrest"?
No, not at all.
Do you have any questions?
What are you doing with that twin-tail?
Twin-tail.
What are you doing with that twin-tail?
What did you do with that twin-tail?
Ugly.
Ugly?
Why?
Did you say "ugly"?
Please fix it.
You can fix it and put it back.
Why do you have a twin-tail?
Twin-tail is...
Kuro-chan said she likes twin-tail.
She decided to go out with twin-tail on such an important day.
Do you match it with men?
It's an important day.
You look like a daily news "new half".
I know someone who looks like you.
I know.
Is it "new half"?
Please explain it.
Is it "new half"?
Please say it.
It's not "new half".
Think about it.
It's not "new half".
It's strange.
Who?
My name is Kano.
Kano-san.
It's not "new half".
Do you have evidence?
No.
Do you have evidence?
No.
Do you look like "new half"?
Do you have a twin-tail?
I know someone who looks like you.
Who is it?
Why do you put food in your mouth during the meeting?
We don't.
Please say it.
We don't.
You put food in your mouth, don't you?
We don't.
Beans?
We don't.
Are you okay?
Can you open your mouth?
It's okay.
Excuse me.
Do you have any other questions?
The one in pink.
I'm Fujiwara, a Japanese wrestler.
I'm a wrestler.
When was this case decided?
It wasn't that late, was it? It was about a month ago, wasn't it?
That's right.
I don't remember exactly, but I think it was about a month ago.
It's been about a year, hasn't it?
Yes, it's been about a year.
Okay.
Is that okay?
Ms. Kanzaki, what did you think when you heard about it? Were you happy?
Yes, I was excited.
How excited were you?
You immediately reported it to your mother, didn't you?
Yes.
Who is that red-eyed man over there?
I'm Ichikawa of Shiodome-nanpa Sports.
What does your parents say about this case?
By the way, your father is a remittance thief...
I'm not a remittance thief! I'm not a bad guy!
Your father is an atelier, isn't he?
I'm not an atelier!
Was your father a businesswoman?
Businesswoman?
Is that so?
Please make it clear!
Please explain!
Your father is an atelier and a businesswoman.
A businesswoman is your mother, isn't she?
She's bald and bald!
What? Bald and bald?
Huh?
Bald and bald?
She's bald and bald!
She's bald and bald all of a sudden!
She's not bald, she just has hair in her hair!
She's bald and bald sometimes!
That's none of my business!
Yoriko, it's none of my business, isn't it?
She's bald and bald sometimes...
You're not saying anything bad, are you?
That's right. I've said it sometimes, but...
What do you think?
If you think it's wrong, you can say it's wrong.
Your father is not an atelier.
He's not an atelier.
Then what is it?
What is it?
What do you carry?
It's a carrier.
Carrier?
Carrier.
What do you carry?
Can you say it?
It's luggage, isn't it?
Luggage?
What kind of luggage is it?
It's a person's luggage.
That's a dream and hope, isn't it?!
Is that what you're saying?
That's a dream and hope, isn't it?!
You can't say it, can you?
Yoriko, can you say it for us?
No, no! If you say it's a dream and hope, it'll be a lie!
No, it's just that Yoriko's pose is weird.
She's been answering all along, so you don't have to complain.
How about Kurokawa-san's donation robot?
No, it's not a donation robot!
I got caught once with my real name.
Oh, I see.
Kurokawa...
Kurokawa-san's...
Are you okay?
No, no, no!
Nyomore... Nyomore-san's...
Nyomore-san's...
Are you okay?
Nyomore-san's...
Please...
Please tell him properly.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What does your father do for a living?
My father is a car insurance... insurance worker.
Is it fraud?
Insurance fraud is not fraud.
Is it fraud?
Insurance fraud is not fraud.
If it's fraud, insurance fraud is what I do for a living.
Are you a "ukeko"?
Huh?
Are you a "ukeko"?
It's not "ukeko". "Ukeko" is a word you've heard recently.
Are you a "kokekko"?
No, no, no! Chicken!
Why "kokekko"? There's no need for "chicken".
What is it? "ondori"? "mendori"? Which one?
In front of "kekko"...
No, no, I'm not saying anything good! I'm not making up stories!
I'm not making up stories!
She's giving it back.
She's generous.
Are there any other questions?
Oh, you're wearing blue.
I'm Kawakami of 3P Sports.
What is it?
I'm Kawakami of 3P Sports.
Are you doing 3P's special broadcast?
That's right. I do a lot of 3P's special broadcasts.
What is it?
I'm Kawakami of 3P Sports.
By the way, Kanzaki-san...
Yes?
Are you pregnant right now?
And I'm sorry, but you're definitely putting candy in your mouth, aren't you?
I'm not putting candy in my mouth.
She said she's not putting it in her mouth.
Then, why are you ugly?
Please answer me.
What are you trying to do by putting candy in your mouth?
I'm not putting candy in my mouth.
Is that what you're trying to say?
Yes.
By saying something like "Vicky"...
What do you think of Vicky?
What are you talking about?
I think we have the same eyes.
That's not true!
That's not true.
Why?
Was it bad?
It's not bad.
Don't lick the candy!
I'm not licking it!
Can you open your mouth?
Open your mouth!
Right?
I'm not eating it.
You're not eating it, right?
Please don't eat it.
Please don't look at me like that.
W-what is it?
Who are you?
I'm the wife of the person who got divorced.
She's ugly.
Hey, stop doing that.
Please don't look at me like that.
It's because you're looking at me like that.
It's because you're attacking me like that.
Okay, then.
Please listen to us.
Do you have any questions?
Are you pregnant?
Yes, we are.
Are you pregnant?
Yes.
Are you pregnant?
Not now.
Not now?
What do you mean by "not now"?
Do you have any plans?
Of course, I'd like to have a baby soon.
Do you have any hopes?
That's right.
I'd like to have a baby soon.
One more question.
Go ahead.
I'm Kagami of SUNPEACE SPORTS.
It's okay.
It's a quick question, but if you have a baby soon, what name would you like to give it?
That's a good question.
I'd like to know.
Would you allow it?
Of course, I would.
What would you write?
"Kunni" and "Kaoru"
"Kunni" and what would you write?
"Kunni"?
"Kaoru" and "Kunni".
Would you write "Kunni"?
"Kunni" and what's its name?
"Kunni"?
Can you write "Kunni"?
Please hurry up.
It's a baby's name, isn't it?
That's right.
"Kunni" or "Kunni Saburo"
What's "Kunni Saburo"?
Kunni Saburo
I can write "Kunni Saburo", but I can't write "Kunni Saburo".
Go ahead and write it.
Please announce it.
Okay, please announce it like Reiwa.
Here it is.
Kunni
"Kunni" with "kun" in it.
Scary!
What are you doing?
Poor kids.
They don't have a name like "Kun".
No, no.
If they had a name like "Kun", they would have lived, right?
Yeah.
Poor kids.
No, it's not like that.
Normal kids don't have a name like that.
Poor kids.
What would you do if you were a girl?
What would you call it if you were a girl?
Is this a boy?
Yes, I thought it was a boy.
Because it's a boy to write "kun-ni".
What would you do if you were a girl?
What would you write if you were a girl?
"Kun-ni"?
Is "kun-ni" "kun-ni"?
What would you do if you were a girl?
If you were a boy, you would write "kaoru-ni", "ni-ru- ni" and "kun-ni", right?
You just answered the question "what would you do if you were a girl", right?
Please write "kun-ni" if you were a girl.
If you were a girl, you would write "kun-ni" like this.
Isn't it "kun-ni" for both of you?
Why did you only write kanji?
Isn't it "kun-ni" for both of you?
In the case of girls, it's "kun-ni".
Isn't it "kun-ni" for both of you?
"Kun-ni" is written here.
What are you doing?
If you were a girl, you would write "kaoru-ni".
Isn't it "kun-ni" for boys?
No, it's "kun-ni" for girls.
Because "kun-ni" is written here.
"Kaoru-ni" and "ni-ru-ni" are written here.
Because you are "kun-ni", you can write "kaoru- ni".
It's like a "fuyakeru".
How gross!
How gross is that?
Poor you!
Would you put it on your own child if you were "fuyakeru"ed?
No, it's not like that.
People say it if you were a girl.
That's not right.
No, it's not like that.
You don't want to put "kun-ni" on your own child, do you?
Please don't say that.
Are there any other people?
Okay, next.
The one in yellow.
I'm Usa of Pyonpyon Sports.
Is Kuro-chan important for you?
Yes, of course.
She's important and unique.
Can I say she's bald?
She's bald, but this time she'll do something only Kuro-chan and him can do.
What is it?
Kiss her.
In front of everyone?
When you kiss in front of everyone, you get jealous, right?
No.
Kiss her.
Everyone will cry.
Can you do it?
There are many requests.
She wants to see it.
Really?
Wow!
Everyone may think I'm bald, but I'm not.
Can you do it?
You don't have to do it here.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
It's not a lie, right?
It's not a lie.
It's an important press conference.
I don't like to be exposed by kissing.
Don't you want to kiss me?
If you do it here, it won't be a French kiss, but a deep kiss.
Please kiss me.
Please kiss me. This is all I ask of you.
You can kiss a lot of people, Ms. Okubo.
Me?
Please show me, Ms. Okubo.
Please show me.
What it's like. Now, you two.
Now you two are watching me do it.
Please tell me what a real kiss is like.
I couldn't understand it because of your strong dialect. What is it?
Please prevent me from doing a real kiss.
Is she from Kagoshima?
She's from Kagoshima.
She's from Kagoshima, isn't she?
But you can't do a real kiss on your own.
Please do it.
So it's like a real kiss, right?
Please do it.
Okay.
I could see it.
Thank you.
Is there a next question?
Ms. Roricon, can you do it?
I'm Roricon Taihou's wife.
I think you two are supported by a lot of fans.
Do you have any messages for your fans?
I think our fans might think that we're sad, but I think they'd be happy about it.
Don't you think you're betraying your fans?
That's right.
Please apologize to your fans.
That's right.
Please apologize in Japanese, too.
Why?
Please apologize in Japanese.
Sometimes we betray you.
What do you mean "sometimes we betray you"?
You might apologize to your fans.
Do you apologize?
Of course.
There's nothing to apologize for.
I think we made you think about what's going on.
I think we made you feel at ease because we were able to work together as a result.
No, isn't it? In the end, everyone will bless you.
Who will you bless?
Who? I'm not talking about fans.
You say it like that, but I think you will be blessed.
Don't you already know?
We were bewitched by you.
That's how we wasted our time.
We said we wouldn't see you again, but we did.
We wasted our time.
We may think it's a waste of time, but...
Receipt!
Receipt?
We've never done anything like that.
What do you mean?
Give us back our time!
We won't give you back your time!
We're glad you saw us go from here to there.
Are you a resident?
What does "residence" mean?
Is "residence" this place?
Do you know where "residence" is?
No.
Where is "residence"?
It's Hiroshima.
Yes, it's Hiroshima.
Where is it located?
Where is the prefecture located?
The prefecture is located in Kure.
Are you talking about Hiroshima?
Yes.
Oh, you're not?
It's where I used to live.
What city is it?
It's Kure.
Kure...
What's after Kure?
What's your number?
Personal information?
Please tell us.
Can you tell us?
No, no, no.
In the past...
What was it?
Wasn't it the third city?
No, it wasn't.
It's in the past, so we don't live there anymore.
But...
What's your number?
What's my number? I don't remember that much.
Are you interested in it?
Do you really write about it?
Yes, we do.
Please write about it.
I'll report about it tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Please don't do it now.
You must be living in a different area now.
Where do you live now?
Where do you live?
Which area?
Which area do you live in?
Minato Ward.
Minato Ward?
It's close.
Where in Minato Ward?
Where are you?
Where in Minato Ward?
You must be living in a good area.
That's a good area.
You must be living in a good area.
Thank you very much.
Isn't it an ordinary area?
No, it's not an ordinary area.
Are you still in ISFJ?
What?
Are you still in ISFJ?
She looks young.
She might be in the first year of elementary school.
Are you living together now?
No, we are not living together now.
Are you planning to live together from now on?
We may live together, but we still have a lot of things to do.
What do you have to do?
I haven't thought about it that much yet.
Your father and mother...
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's a monthly leak sport.
Were you explained to both your father and mother?
Yes.
What did you say?
My mother was very happy.
Don't say like Akneshan-san.
Give me back my pen.
I didn't mean to...
Sorry, sorry. Why? Why? Why?
Your way of talking is too harsh.
It's going to leak.
Apologize.
It leaked.
It leaked from below.
I was too shocked.
Apologize.
Why? Why? It's never leaked before.
It leaked because you were surprised.
If you were surprised, it would leak.
It's a crime.
Apologize. Apologize.
I'm sorry for making you leak it.
Buy him a wet pad later.
Me?
Yes, please.
How many cc is it?
It's a wet pad.
It's 53cm by 50cc.
It's a wet pad.
It's solid.
It's that much.
It's already wet, so it doesn't make sense.
Did your parents say anything?
On the contrary, I'm going to say something after this meeting.
What are you going to say?
Haven't you said it yet?
I haven't said it yet.
Is that love?
Why didn't you say it?
Isn't it the right timing to surprise people?
It's not love, it's a crime!
Love and crime!
Love and...
Why is it a crime?
Why is it a crime? Don't say it like that.
Why is it a crime?
Is that how you use it?
Why is it a crime?
She said, "Why is it a crime?"
Why is it a crime?
She said "why is it a crime?" but you don't know what crime it is?
I'm asking you.
Ask yourself.
It's a crime, isn't it?
Was it better for me to say it?
I thought it would be better to say it after everything is over.
How is it going?
It's a truth, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
You can say it right now.
I'm sorry.
It's about time.
Do you have any other questions?
Do you?
Then...
I'm Yoshida from "Tokyo Tetsunagi News".
Why did you hold hands?
Why did we hold hands?
Who did you hold hands with?
Where did you hold hands?
I confirmed it at the end.
Where did you hold hands?
I confirmed it at the end.
Where did you hold hands?
Do you hold hands every day?
Do you?
Do you have any parents?
Do you?
Please be careful.
What did you do?
What?
Where do you hold hands?
Where do we hold hands?
Well...
We did it in front of Gambayoku.
Gambayoku?
Where is Gambayoku?
Is it a private room?
Is it a spa?
No, it's not.
Where is it?
Is it a spa?
No, it's not.
Is it a spa?
No, it's not.
Please be careful.
Is a spa's Gambayoku almost not sex?
It's not.
It's probably not a Dorycon spa.
Is it a spa?
No, it's just a place like a battleground.
Isn't it a battleground?
Is it a public bathhouse?
It's not a public bathhouse.
It's like a super battleground.
Can I ask you a question?
What is it?
I'm Yoshizawa of "Tokyo Tezunagi News".
Who are you with?
No. Can I ask you a question?
Are you an actor?
Please tell me your name.
Are you not holding hands in a strange place?
What?
Are you not holding hands in a strange place?
I don't have a strange place in particular.
Please tell me your name.
My name?
Well, it's...
Please tell me your name.
Are you an actor?
What time did you hold hands?
What?
Around 11 p.m.
Isn't it too late?
Yes, it is.
It was my way home.
What street?
My way home.
It was the street that led me to the station.
How much was it?
What?
Do you need that information?
Yes, we do.
Thank you.
That's Komazawa Street, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's a minor area.
Komazawa Street...
What?
It's not "sex", is it?
No, it's not.
Women don't have sex.
I don't want to talk about it.
Please ask your question.
May I?
I'm Yoshida from "Tokyo Technology News".
I'd like to confirm one last thing.
Has "sex" been stopped already?
What do you mean?
Who are you talking about?
Who are you mistaken about?
According to this information, "sex" has been stopped.
"Sex"?
No, it hasn't.
Oh, you're right.
Who are you holding hands with?
Can you stop that?
Who are you holding hands with?
What's wrong with you?
She's persistent.
Just tell us who you are.
Who are you holding hands with?
Give me a hint.
Are you a young actor?
I'm a young actor.
You're a young actor.
I'm a young actor.
Are you holding hands with someone else?
What?
Are you holding hands with someone else?
I'm Akami Kawakami of Champagne Sports.
Do you hold hands even on a bed?
I'm curious about her front teeth.
Do you hold hands even on a bed?
Front teeth.
Do you hold hands with someone else?
Who are you holding hands with?
She's persistent.
Who are you holding hands with?
Just tell us who you are.
Are you holding hands with someone else?
You're not pretty.
I'm holding hands with someone else.
Thank you.
Are you strong or weak?
I'm strong.
Can we stop talking about me?
Thank you.
She's a young actor.
She said she's strong.
Can I ask you a question?
Go ahead.
Ms. Yoriko, do you have more questions?
I have one last question.
Go ahead.
I think you two overcame this prank and came to this moment.
Yes.
Did you know that this prank was selected as one of ABEMA TV's traditional variety shows?
Traditional variety shows?
I heard that you set a great record.
Speaking of traditional variety shows, what do you think about traditional vibe?
What do you think about traditional vibe?
What do you think about it?
I know a good story about it.
What?
All of a sudden...
Did you know about it?
Traditional...
What do you think about it?
I don't know much about it.
Please tell us.
I'm just curious about it.
Please tell us.
Traditional vibe...
What do you think about it?
Are you going to say it?
I'm not a talker.
I want to do it with my own body.
We don't use traditional vibe.
We only use it when we are asked to do it.
How do you do it?
Can you do it with air?
Please do it with air.
Air...
Please do it with air.
What do you mean by air?
Do you really think it's air?
I don't know much about it.
(Laughter)
Stop it. Stop it. Where are you going?
(Laughter)
Stop it. Stop it. It's not allowed.
What are you showing me?
(Laughter)
Is that all for the questions and answers?
Once again, I would like you to make an official announcement about this matter.
Oh!
Please.
Then, is it okay?
Yes.
I, Kuro-chan, also known as Kuroka Akihito,
will officially release a song with Ms. Kanzaki Sae.
Yay!
I will release a song!
It's a duet song!
A duet! That's right!
Kuro-chan and Kuro-chan's duet song!
I will release a duet song!
Yay!
Kanzaki Sae!
I'm happy!
Everyone, you have to listen to it!
Kanzaki Sae!
Yay!
Look! Look! Look!
By the way, it looks like this.
It's cute!
Please take it!
The CD is already done!
It's already in the box!
What is this? What is this?
What is this time? What is this?
What is this?
What are you doing during Golden Week?
What is this?
What are you doing?
But it's such a happy thing!
That's right!
Give me back my time!
No!
What is this?
Give me back my time!
What is this?
Why? Why? Why?
You're the one who was misunderstanding!
What do you mean? What did I misunderstand?
Oh, but like, are you guys ready for the press conference for the daughter band?
What is this?
By the way...
What is this?
What does that look like?
How is that connected?
That hurts!
You're at fault for what you're thinking!
That's right.
Give me back my time!
What is this?
Give me back my time!
How is this connected?
Do you want to kill Karuu Japon?!
Oh, oh.
Don't kill me, seriously!
How are you trying to kill me?!
That's right.
You're confusing the defendants.
You have a bad mouth.
This isn't a wedding announcement?!
What's wrong with you?
No, it's just...
Did anyone say that?
What do you mean?
There was someone who said that now.
What kind of bad mouth is this?! Do you want me to kill you?!
This is violence.
These aren't wedding announcements?!
Couldn't you tell by now?!
What are you going on about?!
What kind of bad mouth is this?! Do you want me to kill you?!
Wait, wait. What's going on?
Everyone, be happy! You're happy!
That's right.
What's going on?
What's going on with Chaban and Kuro-chan?
What's going on?
You all came all the way here, even though you're busy.
What time do you think it is?
What time is it?
It's 2 o'clock.
2 o'clock or 3 o'clock?
What's up?
Are you going to drag me for 60 minutes?
What's up with you, Chaban? I'm going to kill you!
Isn't it your wedding announcement?
Are you going to drag me for 60 minutes?
What's up with you, Chaban?
I'm going to kill you!
What's up with you, Chaban?
What's up with you?
I don't get you!
Are you saying the same thing to me?
What's up with you?
Isn't it your wedding announcement?
What's up with you, Chaban?
What are you getting at me for?
I'm going to kill you!
You can't drag me for 60 minutes.
Please, calm down.
We should've talked without dragging you all the way here.
I dragged it for 60 minutes and it broke.
Didn't you just say it?
You're not going to say it?
My battery died.
- I'm tired. - There's something like that.
As expected of you.
- As expected of you. - You have various patterns.
- You're not convinced, right?
- What is it? - You're not convinced, right?
So, what should we do?
I know! If you're with me,
I'll let you hear it out loud!
First of all!
- Let's hear it out! - Let's hear it out!
- Let's sing it! - Let's sing it!
- Is it a good song?
- Let's sing it! - Let's sing it!
- I hope it's a good song! - I hope it's a good song!
It's a good song! Everyone, look forward to it!
Then, music...
Start!
What is it?
I see you every day
I feel good
I share her luck and happiness
As many as stars as lips
I love you, so I'll definitely take you away
Every day you invite me
I can't even refuse you
God, please, my feelings for him
Laser cutter, cut it off
Tanshav is healthy, I can't stop
You are sexy, drink me up and get away
Come here and kiss me
I can't stop
Every day is a new day, I feel like I'm grown up
Her heart is bouncing like a soccer ball
Kiss me as many times as you want
If you cheat on me, I'll punish you!
Your soccer ball, soccer ball, soccer ball!
I'm truly in love with you!
I don't like you, I don't want you
That's what I always thought at first
But I can't let go of your tender love
Before I know it, I'm crazy about you!
Love is like a telepathy
I'm like a mountain that can't be escaped
We can't stop anymore!
Shoo! Shoo!
Everyday I'm a lady
Feeling good
Her armpit temperature, sugar, salt and her hair are like jelly
Everyday I'm a lover and I feel like a fool
Her heart is bouncing like popcorn
Your number of lips, your number of kisses
I'm only looking at you
It's a miracle love, you know!
Your speed, speed, super speed!
I'm deeply in love with you!
Thank you!
Why?! Why?! It was so good!
Well, if you don't sing, you can't sing "muskets" live, right?
Yes, that's right! "muskets" also has a new era!
Finally, only 10 days until the opening "dash" live!
May 13th, Monday!
From 19 o'clock, Ebisu Liquid Room will be held!
New "muskets" first live!
Including the new song of "hatsuhiro"
Dodoon! More than 20 songs!
Yeah!
Yes! Please come and play at the venue!
Please come and play!
"Mayunaka de Maidoshi" will end here! See you next week!
Bye-bye!