AISubs v3.5
It's better, but it's a disboo!
Get out of the way!
Listen up! I'll tell you a secret I've been keeping from you!
I'll tell you a secret!
Go over there!
Did you get it?
Mikami, did you get it?
I did!
Hold it! Hold it!
Mikami, did you get it?
Did you get it?
Hold it! Hold it!
Why didn't you get it?
Can you add some meaning to it? It's making me nervous.
I've been hiding it, but I've been punished by the grammar law.
What? The grammar law?
When did you learn it?
It's a long story.
Can we talk about it?
Can we?
An accident?
I thought it was an accident.
Let's talk about it.
I thought it was an accident.
Can we talk about it?
When was it?
It was about five years ago.
Five years ago?
When you were an idol?
There were a lot of things.
It was like a day dream.
A day dream?
Mikami was day dreaming.
She was day dreaming.
It was like she was drunk.
She was drunk and day dreaming.
That happens.
And then, both Friday and Bunshun took pictures of me.
Both of you?
What about your partner?
Who?
Your partner.
I can't say it.
Why?
I can't say it even if it's a "p".
I won't say it.
I'm scared.
What if you get killed?
I see.
It's you!
What?
It's you!
But you know...
She's a famous storyteller!
But back then, it was closed.
Back then, it was really scary.
Even in front of my parents' house.
Even when we went to Tokyo, they followed us all the way.
Wow!
It was scary.
You have to be careful.
You can't go there.
I'm okay now.
You don't have a disability, do you?
Wow!
Just get out of here!
But...
I've been hiding it, but...
When Matsuoka Rin...
At a men and women's drinking party...
She always...
wears short pants.
Short pants...
Short pants and...
clothes with high exposure.
She wears them a lot, but...
To be honest, no one is watching.
It hurts. It hurts when I watch it.
It hurts.
You feel it.
It hurts.
I'm sorry.
You have a good style.
You're right.
She's really...
What's wrong with you?
You're really...
What are you doing?
Your hands are all over the place.
Why?
It's not like...
It's the same.
It's just different words.
It's okay.
You can't do it alone.
Do something about it.
It's a problem.
It's easy for people with big bodies.
If you look at it, you're tall.
She's tall.
She's really tall.
It's important.
You're really big.
Cut it out.
Clean it up.
Clean up the sex drive.
The team with the most votes, stand in a line.
Stand in a line.
The team with the most votes.
Please, teacher.
What should I do?
Um...
Ah!
Nenjuumukyu.
That's not good!
You have to do it!
Leader, OK!
Let's go!
Stray!
OK!
Sorry!
Go! Go!
Are you OK?
Your reaction is...
I was trying to be cool,
but when it gets dark in the movie theater,
I'm flying my nose hair!
Oh!
What kind of story is that?
What kind of genre is that?
Not erotic...
I'm flying my nose hair!
What is that?
What do you mean?
Do you have solo movies?
No, I don't like it at all.
When it gets dark in the back seat, I fly it and it lands on my head without knowing it.
By the way, what movie did you watch recently and fly it?
Recently, I watched Spider-Man.
Did you fly it according to the clouds?
Can you do it with this?
It's not bad.
You can't do it.
You are the worst. You are the worst.
You can't do it. You can't do it.
You did it!
I've been hiding it.
Recently I went to Sri Lanka with my dad for work.
There I met a politician's son.
He was very handsome and I appealed to him.
But he didn't seem to be interested in me.
I asked him why.
He said I had a good family background and a good face.
But my style was that of a fat man in Sri Lanka.
He said I wasn't good enough and that Japanese people weren't interested in me.
Sri Lankan politician?
Does he seem like a high ranking politician?
I think he's amazing.
Are you trying to go there now?
I'm old and I want to meet someone who's in a marriage circle.
I've met various people.
But he was my type.
I approached him a lot.
If he told me about my body, I would get hurt.
You don't get dumped that much, do you?
I don't think he said anything bad about me.
He told me I have a nice face and I'm not fat.
I think that's what he told me about me.
Let's go to Inokori!
That's true.
Again!?
Is it true!?
I was hiding it, but...
I'm Kasuya Mai's...
heart type!
What?
Kasuya Mai's...
heart type?
What? What do you mean?
He showed me a picture of his heart...
and said, "I have a heart."
What did you say?
I didn't show you the picture.
What did you say?
What?
Is it true?
The one you eat?
Yes, that's right.
He showed me a picture of his heart and said, "I have a heart."
What did you say?
What?
Mai-chan...
What shape is it?
Does it work?
He showed me a picture of his heart...
and said, "What shape is it?"
It's like this.
It's like a heart.
He said it with a smile.
What?
What's so funny?
What are you researching?
Do you want to know?
Her body is beautiful...
and she has a big butt.
I'm interested in her.
She's cute.
What shape are you?
What's your face like?
That's enough.
That's enough, right?
Is it okay?
No, it's not okay.
That's enough.
It's over.
It happens every week.
If you join us every week...
I've been hiding it...
but in my life...
in my private life...
only once...
when I was lonely...
Only once?
Boyfriend?
No.
What kind of combination is it?
I think it's bandman.
Bandman?
By the way, what about the part?
Thank you for your story.
Who is it?
What's this?
- What is this? - There's a lot of it!
I was hiding it, but I found it in my room from my parent's house.
It's my older brother's, and I smelled it.
Eww!
It's disgusting!
Unexpected!
No!
Does it smell like salt-pickled *****?
It smells like ***** a little.
It's the autumn season.
Autumn *****!
Isn't it over once you pick it up?
That's right.
My older brother probably used it in my room.
Maybe he was embarrassed to throw it away.
My parents are there, too.
Maybe he put it in my closet because I'm in Tokyo and he's not coming back.
I found it, smelled it, and gave it back to him.
What?!
To your older brother?
He was sleeping in a kotatsu.
Your older brother?
I put three of them next to my shoulder.
What?!
What kind of brothers are you?
That's amazing!
My mom came in and said, "What is this?"
That's true.
Your parents don't know, do they?
No, they don't know.
My older brother, who was embarrassed about it, gave it to me.
Wow!
Disgusting!
It's never too late for your older brother!
Disgusting!
It's disgusting!
Wow!
It was a shock!
But this corner will continue.
Please collect them for everyone!
Please do your best!
That's all for "Mashitakedo! Death Ball"!
Wine show! Wine show!
All of a sudden?
For whom?
For my brother.
The last variety show of the year, "Souzarai Monthly Final Show"!
Yeah!
There are only five episodes of the year left.
This is the last variety show of the year, "Souzurai Monthly Final Show"!
We have prepared a dangerous competition for the next generation to do things they can't do now and then.
Compliance has become more strict, hasn't it?
That's right.
No matter what you do.
Well, I'm going to do it at the end of the year.
What did you ask me to do this time?
Look over there and say "aha"!
Look over there and say "aha", right?
Oh, is that what you're asking me?
Huh?
Maybe it's a telecommunication error.
Hey, you over there!
This competition will be this one!
This person! Please come in!
What is it?
In the spring, I'm your knee-loving Kun-nii!
And!
In the spring, I'm your knee-loving Chan-sai!
Yeah!
That's right! This time, we're playing tag with Kuro- chan, who is not popular in this new era!
Certainly, this is a project that Reiwa is not popular with!
Today is the last tag game!
You came! You came out again!
That's why I'm here now, but you know what's going on, right?
Do you know?
What?
Don't you know?
What?
What do you think of the leader?
I'm sorry, but what school is he in?
What?
That's not it!
I love purple knees, but especially Yua-chan and Moko-chan.
Moko-chan!
Who else was there?
Beige?
What?
Yotsuki is beige.
Yotsuki?
Which one?
Yotsuki has purple knees.
I can't wait for Hatsumono!
Hatsumono!
Press it! Press the button!
Press the button!
Can you make some noise?
Hatsumono!
We have to do this while we're in order, or we won't be able to do it later.
Comprehension!
That's right!
Let's have some fun.
What's wrong?
Mita-san!
Where are you, Mita-san?
Mita-san!
Don't cry!
Mita-san!
Are you okay?
It's not even started yet!
Mita-san!
I don't have a good feeling about this, but I'll do my best!
It's not even started yet!
Not yet! Not yet!
Not yet!
Rule!
Rule, do your best!
Rule!
Will you start now?
How cute!
Can you do it?
I want you to do your best, Mito-san!
Do your best!
Don't lose, Mito-san!
Mito-san, you can do it!
You can do it!
Mito-san...
I'll do my best!
It's about to start, but...
Before we start, let me give you a start signal.
A guest has come.
No, this is...
A celebrity has come.
While she's busy, she came just for the start signal.
Wow! Who is it?
This is really...
It seems like you've been making a lot of money lately.
As expected of Abema-san.
Are you already here?
A little...
You're a little late.
No, the number of times you come is good.
This show has a lot of money.
That's right.
She's here!
Everyone, please come in!
We have a lot of guests here.
Please come in!
She's here!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for making you look for me!
Thank you very much!
What are you doing? Be quiet!
Please tell me your name.
Naomisa Shinosaka.
Naomisa Shinosaka is here!
Thank you for coming today!
I'm sorry for making you look for me!
Well...
I want to eat katsudon.
You just came back from Japan.
Haven't you eaten yet?
No, I haven't.
Are you tired today?
Yes, I am.
Aren't you sleepy?
You two are big fans of Naomisa Shinosaka, right?
Yes, we are.
I'm glad to hear that.
Then...
Can we have you say "start"?
Naomisa Shinosaka will start now!
Before we start...
Can we have some energy drink?
Energy drink?
Watch me.
I've never seen such a big energy drink!
It's amazing!
It's the last energy drink of the year!
It's amazing!
It's the last energy drink of the year!
Are you ready?
What are you going to do? Bring it to me!
Naomisa Shinosaka, please!
It's the last energy drink of the year.
Start!
She's caught it!
Who is it?
She's caught it!
Who is it?
Start!
tuning! tuning! tuning! tuning! tuning! where is tuning!?
(Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy, where are you? Candy!)
It is a tradition of mascots to do stupid things with all their might!
(Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!)
(Candy! Candy! Candy!)
(Leader! Leader! Leader!)
From Kuro-chan, it's Heisei's last knee attack!
Leader! Just perhaps your acting is better!
(Leader! Leader! Leader!)
Ah! Ah! Who is this?
Ah! Yura-chan!
Ah! Ah!
If I use this time, will I die more and more?
Hey! I won't die!
Ah! No! No! No!
Hey! Hey!
I'm saving you!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Are you okay? He went that way!
Maybe over there!
Catch it! Catch it!
Catch it!
That's enough!
Stop it!
That's enough!
You're fast!
Energy drink!
Did you hear that? Did you see that? Did you hear that?
Let's do it with a little more energy.
What?
What's wrong?
Let's go!
We're going!
Bye!
Hey! Wait!
What? Wait!
Wait!
I said I'll go!
What is it?!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! What is it?!
No! No!
Don't do it, Kuron-chan!
Kuron-chan, don't do it!
Don't do it!
No! No!
Mikasa! Mikasa is fighting!
Mikasa is fighting!
Excuse me!
Mikasa is fighting!
You really! Really have strength!
Mikasa! Mikasa! Mikasa!
Don't!
Pizza and cabbage are delicious!
Aged cabbage! Aged cabbage!
Mikasa! Aged cabbage!
Run away! Run away!
I said run away!
Mikasa! Mikasa!
Green! Green!
Ah! Yua-chan is caught!
Sensei! Are you okay? Mayonnaise is...
Yua-chan is caught!
Cabbage! Cabbage! Aged cabbage! Aged cabbage!
Aged cabbage! Aged cabbage!
Wow! You look like a squirrel!
Yua-chan! Yua-chan!
The red bird at that time was...
Run away!
That's enough! That's enough!
That's enough!
Run away! Run away!
I said run away!
Run away! Run away!
Yua-chan! Yua-chan!
Which one of you is in there? Which one?
Which one of you?
Which one of you is in there?
Yua-chan! Yua-chan!
You're caught!
Ah! Something is caught!
What's going on? What's going on?
Ah! Something is caught!
Who is it?!
No way! No way!
Wow! Three people went at once!
Two people? Two people went at once!
No way! No way!
They are kind.
Which one should I start with?
Oh, but...
This is a good one.
Wow!
This is a good place.
Moko-chan!
Moko-chan! What's wrong?
Moko-chan!
Moko-chan! Are you okay?
Moko-chan!
Are you okay?
Wow!
Wow! It was black!
Chansai is caught!
Chansai is...
Wow! It's big!
It's big! It's big!
The corn is...
The corn is caught by Chansai!
The...
The corn is...
Wow!
It's big!
Wow!
It's really big!
Master!
It's a big corn!
It's big!
Wow!
I'm so hungry!
Are you okay?
Are you sleepy?
I'm hungry.
Are you sleepy?
Let's sleep for a while.
It's okay. We're sleeping now.
We're sleeping now, so it's okay.
So cute!
You look like Shanshan!
So cute!
Don't sleep.
Are you sleepy?
Let's sleep.
You look tired.
You fell asleep.
What?
Kuro's weak point is cucumbers.
While she was sleeping,
she ate cucumbers.
She won't do it again.
She will lose her power.
Really?
Someone do it for her!
Mita-san!
Mita-san, you're holding cabbage.
Do it quickly!
Cabbage...
Put it in your mouth.
Isn't it too much?
Are you okay?
You can do it, Mita!
Be quiet!
I'm sleeping.
Don't grab the ball with your mouth.
It's okay.
Be quiet!
I'm sorry for being noisy.
I'm sleeping.
Let's get up.
Ha-ha-ha!
Hey! My pants!
Give me my pants back!
Here you are.
You're kinder than I thought.
Take it easy.
Calm down.
Take it easy.
Oh, no!
Is she asleep?
Misa!
Misa is here!
Please help me!
Misa!
out of my sight!
owie!
Misa!
Out of my sight!
Do your best!
Oh, no!
Nasty!
(cheers)
Mita-san, do your best and run away!
(cheers)
Oh, it's hot.
Tuna! Tuna!
Wow!
Tuna! Me! Me! Me!
Tuna! Tuna!
Crab! Crab!
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Ma'am!
You're so bad-looking.
Bad-looking?
Look at you!
Wow!
You're ugly!
Sticky!
Brother! Brother! You did it!
Oh no! He said "you did it"!
He's mad! He's mad!
Run away, brother!
He's mad! He's mad!
Oh no!
He's mad!
Run away, brother!
Did you get caught?
No, no, no!
Oh no!
What's going on?!
Huh?! He got caught?!
M-Mita!
Mita, where are you?!
Look out! Mita's being targeted!
Mita, where are you?!
Mita!
M-Mita, where are you?!
Someone's coming!
I can't run away!
Ask them, please!
It came! It came!
Run away!
Mita!
Manse!
Manse, run away!
Run away!
There's someone!
No!
Mito, where are you?
I can't see you.
Where is Mito?
Mito!
Mito is crying.
Where are you?
Mito, are you okay?
Mito, stop it!
Mito!
Run away!
Mita, you're caught!
Mita, be careful! Don't give up!
What's wrong with you, Mita?
What's wrong?
You're caught!
What's wrong?
You're caught!
I'm sorry!
Huh? What's wrong with you?
I don't like it, but I want to win today, so I'm putting cucumbers in it, but it doesn't work.
Wow, you're putting cucumbers in it.
You're lying.
Mita-san, what's going on?
I don't know, but...
Is it like that now?
I'm being caught.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What about cucumbers?
Put cucumbers in it.
It doesn't work.
What?
It doesn't work.
Doesn't it work?
Now, look, if you put cucumbers in it, you'll lose strength.
How is it?
What's wrong?
I'm not going to die.
You're not going to die?
If you put cucumbers in it, you'll lose strength.
You're not going to lose strength?
You're eating it.
I'm used to it now.
You're used to it now?
What's wrong?
If you put in a lot of it, you'll be fine.
Look, it's supposed to stop.
Look, look.
How is it?
Mita-san!
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Mita-san?
What's wrong with your arm?
What?
I'm used to it now.
What?
I'm used to it now.
Mita-san!
I see.
But you're pretty tired.
It's almost time.
30 seconds left!
30 seconds!
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Kunii?
I'm sad because everyone hates me.
I'm sad.
Don't you feel bad for them?
They're not bad kids.
Are you okay?
Should we try to get along?
You can't meet Kunii anymore.
Yes, I can feel it's awkward for Kuro-chan who's doing anything for this show.
And we can't get back together after Reiwa.
Don't make fun of me.
I won't!
I want to be friends again!
Even if you retire from dancing, we both want to be friends.
Don't make fun of me.
I won't.
Don't make fun of me.
Don't look down on me. Let's shake hands.
Let's make up and end it.
I don't want it to end in a bad way.
Kurosawa, shake hands first.
- Kurosawa... - Kurosawa...
- "I'm sorry." - "I'm sorry."
- Kurosawa... - Why?
- "I'm sorry." - Why? I said we should make up.
- "I'm sorry." - "I'm sorry."
- He's apologizing. - He's apologizing.
- Thank you.
- Who wants it? - Who?
- Me.
Do you want me to hug you?
You're so bright.
Look! She's hugging you!
What's wrong, Komi-san?
She's cute, isn't she?
I'm sorry.
You can't kiss her!
Kuni?
You can't kiss her!
Kuni, you can't kiss her!
Let's be friends!
What are you doing?!
Don't do that!
But...
What are you doing?
Kuro-chan's favorite Kanzaki is angry!
You should kiss me.
You knew it!
Kissing is weird.
Kissing is weird, isn't it?
You were going to kiss me, weren't you?
No, no. I was going to make up with you.
You were going to kiss me, weren't you?
But you were close, weren't you?
You were half-kissed.
But you said too much.
I'm sorry.
Will you forgive me?
Make up with you?
Make up with you...
isn't a kiss.
You can't do that with so much.
Make up with you?
Your lotion is all over me.
Make up with you?
If you do that, will you come back?
Won't you come down to the city?
That's right. This is the last time.
I won't come down.
Who do you want to kiss?
Who?
Do you want to challenge me?
Go away.
Come closer.
Close your eyes.
That's okay, right?
Do you want to kiss me?
You want to kiss me, right?
Yes.
Do you want to kiss me?
I do.
Then close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
What? Close my eyes?
Open them when I say "yes".
I'll do it first.
Close your eyes.
Man, man of love!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
I fooled you!
Kiss me!
Run away!
Ladies and gentlemen!
The live has been confirmed!
May 13th, Monday,
the venue will be
Ebisu Liquid Room!
Ebisu!
Tickets are on sale now!
This time, you can get
a limited-time
limited-time ticket.
The gender of those who make up
the show doesn't matter at all!
All children under the age of 10
will appear as celebrities!
From boys to mascots and official fans,
come and join us!
It's coming!
Wow! It's a camera!
Now, let me announce one thing.
You all know that I announced my pregnancy last year, don't you?
Yes!
Right after that, you came to see my live performance of "muskets", didn't you?
Yes!
I'm sure you all talked about it, but what did you talk about, Yumekana?
Yes! At that time, I happened to see your blog and heard about your pregnancy announcement.
I was so surprised and moved that I started talking to you.
But you know, it's hard for me to talk to you all the time.
Because you're my senior.
Because you're my senior and I respect you.
When you talked to me with such courage, I was really happy to say that I'm pregnant with twins.
I'm glad.
It's like you announced it with such courage in the same profession as we do.
It really gave me courage. Thank you very much.
Oh, I see. You gave me courage.
ABEMA-TV has been closely following the pregnancy announcement for three months.
It contains her determination and messages, so please take a look!
So, one, two...
Aoi-chan! Hang in there!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Actually, I have a job offer for you, Ms. Ishioka. - Oh!
- It's a show that introduces beautiful girls from all over the world. - I see.
- It's called "100 Most Beautiful Girls in the World". - I see.
- Among them, "muscats" offered you to appear in the show. - I see.
- Ishihara Satomi and Ms. Ishioka have surpassed you in the ranking. - I see.
- So, I really want you to appear in the show. - I see.
- What do you think of such a show? - Well, I haven't checked my schedule yet, so I'm not sure.
- Oh, I see. Then, I'll check my schedule and see if it's convenient for you. - Yes, if it's convenient for you.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you for your hard work.
Yahoo! I did it!
I love you!
I did it!
Wait...
What should I do?
- Spring is really scary. - It is.
- It's scary. - It's a season like this.
- A season like this will come. - It will.
- Don't look at it. - Don't look at it.
- It's better than looking at a field. - It doesn't make sense.
- It doesn't. - It doesn't make sense.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Shushu.
- What does shushu mean? - Shushu.