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Jan Jan Parade
The opening song is "Jan Jan Parade", a new song of Muscats.
But, what is "Jan Jan Parade"?
Whatever.
"Jan Jan Parade", "Jan Parade"
"Jan Parade", "Jan Parade"
If you look for a good way, you'll find it in front of you.
Full throttle, full throttle, go!
If you notice, it's a peace and bang, bang!
I can't stop, if I tell you, you'll be blown away!
I'll run and I'll run and I'll run!
I'll fly and I'll fly and I'll fly!
I'll fly and I'll fly!
Jan Jan Parade!
Then, let's go again today!
Ebisumatsu!
Mayonaka no ai! (Midnight love!)
Well, today's Midnight Wide show is about...
Last year's Christmas special, we had a final "idiot final round", didn't we?
Yes, we did!
The idiot No. 1 who passed the academic test, Sakura Moko-chan...
...will go on a hitchhike to Ise Jingu.
Have you been there, Moko-chan?
Yes, I've been there a lot.
She's been there a lot!
That's right.
And we're going to show you why we're doing it this time.
OK, Moko-chan, please do the V sign!
Yes, leave it to me!
OK, everyone, please watch!
VTR, start!
Today...
Oh, you don't have a face!
Today, we're going to do...
...this!
Last year, in December, we organized the "idiot No. 1 who passed the academic test"...
...and in the final "idiot No. 1 who passed the academic test"...
...we chose...
...this member!
Ebisumaskatz's new member...
...Sakura Moko!
Where did Moko-chan go?
Sakura Moko, who was transformed into Bakataro in "Baka No. 1 Penalty Game", has been given this order...
Hello, I'm Bakataro!
So, Bakataro-san, this is a penalty game, but...
From now on...
Hitchhiking...
To Isejinbu...
You're getting smarter, aren't you?
You too!
And so...
This time, Sakura Moko will once again...
Show you how Bakataro hitchhikes!
Good morning!
Today...
I'm going to hitchhike! I'm Bakataro!
Everyone...
I'm Bakataro!
Bakataro got off...
Right next to the first highway, Enfuku Interchange!
From here...
Today's hitchhiking begins!
I didn't wear a coat...
Since you're hitchhiking...
Where do you think you'll go?
Isejinbu, right?
Isejinbu...
Yes?
It's gone now.
What?!
Where did it go?
It feels like it's gotten further away.
Um, Bakataro NG, so...
Oh, I see.
Oh, Bakataro...
He got caught.
You can't go to a shrine where there's no Ise Shrine.
I see.
You can only go to a shrine where there's an OK shrine.
I understand.
There's no way you can go to an Ise Shrine in that outfit!
So, what will they be aiming for this time?
Here it is.
Huh?!
Where? Where is it?
Ah! There's a lot of kanji!
Amazing.
Ina... Inazumi Shrine. It's Inazumi Shrine!
That's not it at all, Bakataro!
To be precise, it's Shounoki Inari Daimyojin Inazumi Shrine.
This shrine located in Kofu City, Yamanashi Prefecture, also worships the god of education.
If you go there, I'm sure you'll get smarter!
Do you know where Yamanashi Prefecture is?
Um... Central! Central!
It's too rough, so let's have Bakataro write down the location of Yamanashi Prefecture.
Central... Central...
Um... Ah, it's here!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Seriously?
That's Chiba, but Yamanashi is here!
That's not it at all!
By the way, where we are right now...
Right now... Ah, we can really do that, too!
I'm sure you know where Tokyo is!
This is... Tokyo!
Tokyo...
That's Gunma!
Don't worry about where you're going first, Bakataro!
The crosser said "hey"!
That's scary, too!
Do you know where Yamanashi is?
Oh, do you know? I know Yamanashi!
Wow!
It's about 110 km from here to Inazumi Shrine!
Bakataro, who thinks he's in Gunma right now...
Will he be able to arrive?
At 6 a.m., in a temperature of 1.3 degrees Celsius...
Hitchhiking starts!
For the staff, it was a start of filming full of anxiety...
Everyone... Please keep your eyes closed...
Is everyone busy?
I think the problem is not the busyness, but the faces.
I think they're confused.
They looked at me a lot, but...
Damn it!
It's difficult!
They started hitchhiking for an hour.
The passers-by are staring at them like idiots.
They don't want them to think they're friends, so they keep their distance.
The car won't stop at school, so they asked the car in front of them for a strategy.
The passers-by are doing hitchhiking on a show called "Epicenous Cut".
I'm scared!
I want you to take me with you.
I don't mind hitchhiking for a while.
I want you to take me with you.
Oh, are you working?
Is he forgetting his own face?
Bakataro calls out one by one without embarrassment.
And here's an unbelievable event!
What? A big car.
I don't mind hitchhiking for a while.
Would you like me to take you with me?
Bakataro forgets the car he drove. He even feels fear.
Can he really reach the goal with this?
As time goes by...
- How much does it walk? - Four kilometers?
Eight kilometers. Forty-four kilometers.
Four hours have passed since the hitchhiking started.
The idiot has finally started using his brain and changed his destination to Hachioji.
However, the situation remains unchanged and no one stops for him.
I mean, there should be a lot of courage to put such a suspicious idiot in a car like this.
While the staff is starting to give up, the idiot keeps calling out.
- How many hours? - It took me a lot of time.
I'm hitchhiking, but I want to go to Yamanashi.
- Can you take me to Hachioji? - Oh, Hachioji.
- Can you take me there? - Oh!
- Oh, is it okay? - Thank you very much!
- Oh! Okay!
- Oh, I'm so happy! - Who is he?
- He's from Iran! - Oh, my!
The one who saved Sakataro is a very dandy man from Iran who owns construction business, Mr. Jackie!
- Mr. Jackie! - For work purposes, we promised not to show you too much of the car.
From now on, please enjoy mainly their voices.
- Are you Mr. Jackie and Ms. Moko? - Oh, I'm so happy!
I finally got caught!
Why did you stop for me?!
You said you were going to Hachioji temple, so I heard you're going to Seto village, so I came to see you.
Oh, you're so kind.
My name is Bagataro.
Bagataro.
That's a nice name.
Thank you.
It suits you.
Really?
I'm going to a shrine to pray today.
Tsumi...
Um... Tsumi...
No, it's Seizumi shrine.
Seizumi shrine.
Our destination is Inazumi shrine, Bagataro.
No, I'm not stupid.
Oh, you're so kind.
I'm not stupid.
That's a nice name.
Thank you.
I'm not stupid.
That's right. I'm a genius.
What is "genius" in Japanese?
Jackie-san from Iran encouraged me in Japanese, but I don't know what it means. I'm really stupid.
The car goes to Ishikawa parking area in Chuo-do.
We say goodbye to Jackie-san who has a job in Hechio-ji.
Parking area, right?
We're here.
So this is the area.
Thank you so much for today, Jackie-san.
Thank you.
I'm really grateful.
You're welcome.
I'll pay you back someday.
For what?
Thank you.
For what?
Good luck.
I'll do my best.
Thank you so much, Jackie-san.
Thank you very much. It takes a lot of time.
And this is...
Parking...
Service...
T...
Area...
I don't know what you're talking about, but this is Ishikawa parking area.
It's difficult to hitchhike because we can't walk and move places.
Are you okay, Pakataro?
But how many hours did it take you to find the first car, Jackie?
It took me many hours, five hours, four hours, three hours, four hours and four hours and four hours and four hours and four hours and four hours.
Four hours, four hours, four hours and four hours.
You talked to the car you had ridden in, too!
Why didn't you notice, Momoko?
Why?
I really didn't notice.
To find someone to hitchhike with me.
That's all I could think of.
And then...
The result is...
Was Jackie Chan nice?
He was really nice and...
He was a really nice guy.
A nice guy?
Jackie Chan was a nice guy?
That's a bit too much.
Can you do it, Moko-chan?
There's more, so let's watch it.
Can you do it, Moko-chan?
Okay, everyone...
VTR...
Let's go!
Are you going somewhere?
Oh...
Let's ask that person.
Excuse me...
Right now...
We're filming a TV show...
And we're hitchhiking...
Oh, yes, I understand.
Unfortunately...
Surprisingly, there's no one on board.
Oh, that person...
He seems nice.
Right now...
We're filming a TV show...
For an idol group called "Abyssmus Cats"...
And we're hitchhiking...
So...
I'd like to go...
To Yamanushi Prefecture.
Would you like to go with me?
Oh, thank you very much!
To Yamanushi Prefecture...
She forgot what kind of face she was making...
But she's going to Yamanushi Prefecture, Bakatarou!
Oh, you're right.
Thank you very much!
Oh...
I'm not going in that direction.
Will there be a second miracle?
And...
At that moment!
Huh?!
Huh?! Where are you from?!
Oh, that's right!
Are you filming something?
Oh, yes! Right now...
We're filming a TV show...
For an idol group called "Abyssmus Cats"...
And we're hitchhiking...
So...
I'd like to go...
To Yamanushi Prefecture...
I'm going to Yamanushi Prefecture!
Oh, you're going?!
Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!
No way!
Huh?!
If you don't mind...
I'd like you to take me there...
Huh?! Thank you very much!
I'm so happy!
Can I ride it?!
Thank you very much!
Oh my!
A teacher group from a vocational school...
Was kind enough to talk to us!
Huh?! A teacher?!
Why do you have that face?
Oh, this is...
I'm an idiot!
I've become an idiot!
Tell me properly!
Yamanushi Prefecture!
How far are you going?
Um...
Seimitsu...
Seimitsu?!
Seimitsu...
Seimitsu Shrine!
It's not Seimitsu Shrine!
You won't get there!
As I've said many times...
We're heading to Inazumi Shrine!
Let's go!
Can you guide us?
Yes!
Where are you heading?
We're heading to Kajikazawa!
Kajikaza...
Kajikazawa!
Yes! Kajikazawa!
Kajikazawa!
Kajika!
Zawa!
Kajika!
Zawa!
Yes!
Kajikazawa!
No! Kajika!
Kajika!
Zawa!
Kajika!
Zawa!
Kajik...
Kajika!
Ms. Yamada and her friends are heading to Kajikazawa, south of Kofu City!
They'll take you all the way south of Kofu!
I'm glad!
It's only a little further up!
I'm glad!
Humans are good people!
How do you say it?
Humans are good people!
When you're looking at it like this...
You get rejected!
I get rejected a lot!
People around you...
People around you pretend not to look at you!
Wow!
When I was hitchhiking and was holding it like this...
People would look at me, but they would look away...
It's like...
It's like... "Be careful!"
Yeah, that's what it was like!
Ebisu Muscats...
We're looking forward to working with you!
Thank you!
Where can we watch it?
Ameiba TV!
I think she's really smart!
Like...
Like... Natsuki-chan...
And... who was it again?
Kisaragi-chan?
Kisaragi Sae-chan...
Sae?
I think it's Sae...
Eh, I'm sorry!
It's not like that...
Can we be friends?
Ah, I see...
Kisaragi Sae-chan...
Kisaragi Sae-chan, right?
Yes, one more time...
Ah, yes...
Kisaragi Sae-chan, right?
Can you say it one more time?
There's a song you're most famous for, right?
I'd like to know about it.
My most famous song is...
There's a lot...
Like "Tokyo Sexy Night"...
And...
"Bye Bye Darling"...
And...
"Tokyo Sexy Night"...
"Bye Bye Darling"...
"Jalini"...
Recently, my most famous song is...
"Jan Jan Bare"...
Eh, this...
What should we do? Will we get in trouble? "Jan Jan Bare"... "Jan Jan Bare"...
Also... "Hop Step... Night" or something like that...
"Hop Step... Night"... "Hop Step... Hop Step... Back"...
Also... "Hop Step Back" or something like that...
Anyway, riding on the wrong Bakataro, the car arrives in Yamanashi Prefecture!
With Mr. Yamada and his team heading for Kajikazawa, they say goodbye at Kofu South Inter.
- Ah, are we there yet? - Yes, we are.
- Eh, I'm sad... - It's time for us to say goodbye.
- I'm sad... - It was a fun journey.
- It was fun. - Yes.
After getting off at Kofu South Inter, they arrive at "Fudoki no Oka" agricultural direct sale shop.
Direct sale shop...
- It's time for us to say goodbye. - I was looking at it seriously...
- It was close so I was looking at it... - I was looking at it from the side so I was looking at it...
- It's hard to look at it from the side... - It's hard to look at it from the side...
- We're going now... - Where are we going next?
- Um, Yamanashi Prefecture... - We've already been here.
- Yamanashi Prefecture's... "Sei no... Sei no ki"... - What's "Sei no ki"...?
"Sei no ki"... "Ina"... "Ina"... "Ina ni dai myou jin"...
"Ina"... "Inazuma"... "Jin"... "Jinja"... We're going to "Inazuma Jinja".
- "Inazuma"... "Inazuma"... - "Inazuma"...
"Yamada-san", "Dagano-san", thank you very much!
- Wow, it's beautiful! - Wow, it's beautiful!
And then, they hitchhike again at the direct sale shop parking lot!
- Does "Kofu Station" pass? - It's open for business.
- No, we don't go there. - Oh, you don't go there.
Thank you very much! I'm sorry... Oh, I'm sorry!
- I'm on a show right now... - Don't be surprised!
- Are you okay? - I'm on a show called "Muscat"... - Are you okay?
I'm hitchhiking and heading there, but "Kofu Station"...
- We're going back to Shizuoka. - Oh, we're going back to Shizuoka!
- Please be careful on your way back! - Okay, good luck!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
We want to go to "Kofu Station".
- Does "Kofu Station" pass? - No, we're going back to Shizuoka.
- Oh, you're going back to Shizuoka! Thank you very much! - What's your name?
- Oh, my name is "Bakataro". - Oh, I see!
- You're not from Yamanashi, you're from Akane. - Oh, you're right!
- You're from Shizuoka. - Oh, you're right!
Meanwhile, Ebisu has a reward for the girl who got first place in the language test!
Since Natsuki got first place in the language test, I will give you a high-quality grilled meat as a gift!
Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
Congratulations!
The first place is...
Natsuki-san!
As promised by Oishizu-no-Mei-sans, Natsuki-san, who won first place, will receive a high-quality grilled meat as promised!
Eat whatever you like.
Yes, I'll try it.
What did you say?
I'll try it.
You'll try it?
Thank you for the meal.
You'll try it?
I'll try it.
Born and raised in Kyoto, Natsuki is polite and modest.
Until she won first place in a contest, she didn't aim for anything in particular.
In a word, she's a plain girl.
What do you want to eat for dinner, Natsuki-san?
For dinner...
I want to eat the most expensive meat.
Then, sugar...
What?!
Sugar!
How much is it?
One serving is 5,200 yen.
No way!
That's a little...
Natsuki-chan!
I've never had it before. 5,200 yen.
Girls in Kyoto are a little scared of places like this, aren't they?
Yeah, it's like they're going to end up gaining weight.
She's only ordering expensive meat.
Well, since she's first place, it can't be helped!
What? Tobiko?
Oh, but...
Party! It's a party!
This is the fillet meat.
It's beautiful!
Is this fillet?
Natsuki-san, it's amazing!
It's hot!
While we were cutting up the fillet, we just got this shato-buria.
It's all come together!
Let's start with the good ones! Let's start with the shato-buria!
Let's do it.
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There is a big difference between first place and last place
Now, where is Yamanashi's Bakataro?
Ah, I can't find it
Let me bite my nose a little
Why did you do that?
I like this kind of smile
Under the cold sky, poor Bakataro has a goddess of salvation
I'm sorry
From the front
Um, I just did a hitchhiking in a program
Um, I want to go to Kofu station
Um, can you let me pass?
You can get close to Hiragana station
Ah, really?
Please let me get on
Thank you very much
You're welcome
I'm Bakataro
Nice to meet you
Thank you very much
This woman can't stop laughing when she sees Bakataro's face
She is going to take him to Kofu station
Bakataro talks about his life story
At the end of the Heisei era, I became the number one burger
After that, I took a lot of common sense apps on my cell phone
I only did one question yet
What kind of person is he?
I've never heard of him
This is my first time in a mountainous area.
I see. There wasn't much to do.
It's a beautiful city, and there's a green road.
She praised the road.
If she had used an app with common sense, she might have been able to say what she wanted to say.
That's how it is, idiot.
What do you do for a living?
I usually...
Do you like talking?
I like talking and doing variety shows.
I also like making music.
You have a wide range of interests.
Kemi-gami, Kemani-ma, Gami, Jameda, Nani-gami, Nani-gami,
I don't know, I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
The car arrives at Kofu Station with a desperate fool.
Do you arrive at the station already?
It's the station.
It's the station, isn't it?
Thank you for coming all the way to Kofu Station.
It's embarrassing.
I wanted to wear clothes up to this point and take off my sleeves.
Thank you very much.
I'll do my best.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
It's rude of you.
How rude!
But they arrive at Kofu Station safely.
And speaking of mountains...
This person is...
Takeda...
Nobu...
Gen...
Sama...
Mushrooms and black honey sweets.
Ah!
I like mushrooms and black honey sweets.
Takeda mochi.
No, no.
This person is...
The famous warlord, Takeda Shingen.
It's a waste of a clue.
I'll be killed first.
Idiot!
I'm happy.
Don't say "thank you" and slam the door.
Thank you.
I was overflowing with gratitude.
And I had to close the car.
Both of them came and slammed the door.
Thank you.
Don't do that.
That's rude.
Don't do that.
Do you remember the song?
Yes, I do.
It's perfect.
What's the new song?
"Jumper" and "Ballet".
"Ballet".
"Hop Step"?
"Jump".
What?
"Back".
"Hop Step".
"Back".
You don't remember your classmate's name.
No, I don't.
We always got along well.
But I was mistaken.
That's Bakataro.
No, it's not.
After the commercial, we will have a summary.
Yes.
Are you okay?
Have you arrived?
Are you enjoying?
"Wedding Show" at midnight.
"Wedding Show" at midnight is a penalty game.
Sakura is also shooting this video.
You arrived at Kofu Station.
Yes, I arrived at Kofu Station.
"I arrived at Kofu Station".
I said it.
It's a waste of time.
You will arrive at the shrine soon.
How far is it?
Well...
Hundreds of meters?
Two kilometers.
What will you do?
You arrived at the shrine.
Moko, please say something.
What will happen?
Everyone, let's start the video.
Inatsumi Shrine.
This is Inatsumi Shrine.
Let's start from early in the morning.
Bakatarou is going to the shrine of Yamanashi Prefecture on a hitchhike to visit a school factory.
Thanks to the kind drivers, they arrived at JR Kofu Station.
I want to go to the next place.
It's going well.
Are you hungry in front of the shrine?
I'm hungry.
Can I not eat?
This is a famous product of Yamanashi Prefecture.
It's over there.
What is it?
It's difficult.
Amemochi.
It's Amemochi.
Amemochi.
Senmochi?
Of course, Senmochi is incorrect.
This is a famous product of Yamanashi Prefecture.
Do you know what it is?
Do you know how to read it?
Well...
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Good luck.
Thank you.
Actually, this kanji is quite difficult and even local people can not read it.
Bakataro thought about it and for some reason started hitchhiking.
Then...
What do you want to do with hitchhiking?
He stopped for me.
What do you want to do with hitchhiking?
He stopped for you.
Excuse me, I'm hitchhiking on a program right now, is this a shop where you can park your motorbike?
Yes.
Can you show me?
Sure.
It's a shop.
Is that so?
Excuse me, but why did you stop for me?
Well, I saw the sign that said "motorbike" and I saw the paper.
You said you were running a shop, right?
Yes.
What kind of shop is it?
Well, I run a soba shop, but I happened to make a reservation and saw the sign.
Does that mean you can go to the shop?
That's right, I'm free today.
What a surprise! The owner of the soba shop, which is famous for its soba noodles, stopped for me! You're lucky, Pakataro!
You're a good talker.
I've always wanted to hitchhike and park my motorbike.
I've also thought about hitchhiking, but I haven't had a chance to do it.
Hearing you say that makes my heart and body feel warm.
Pakataro's comments were a little too much for him.
Where did you get that name from?
Senmochi.
It's a shop called "houtou".
Houtou! Houtou is that warm one, right?
Yes, it's a shop in Yamanashi.
I see.
It's called "houtou".
Why didn't I know about this?
Oh, wow!
Sometimes you want to look smart, so you can tell by looking at nice shops.
This is Yui's shop, "Okumura Honten".
This shop has been in business for more than 360 years.
Yui was the 17th generation owner of this shop.
She gave me a ride in her car and even treated me to houtou!
She's such a kind person!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
Oh, wow!
This is wonderful!
It smells so good!
Wow, it looks so good! Try it!
Is it warm?
Be careful, it's hot!
Okay!
Thank you for it!
The position of the houtou is...
I'm curious about it.
How is the taste?
Wow, it's so juicy!
It's so juicy!
I can't describe it in words.
As soon as you eat it...
It's a houtou, isn't it?
Yes, it's a houtou.
I feel like I'm eating a houtou in my mouth.
A houtou?
Bakataro's food report had a problem, so I'll supplement it.
This houtou has a secret flavor of sake.
The sweetness of miso and vegetables is juicy!
No, it's rich!
It's exquisite!
Wow, it looks so good!
At that time in Ebisu...
What do you want to be when you grow up?
When I grow up?
You're 29 years old, right?
Yes, I want to be a bad female executive.
A bad female executive?
Yes.
Do you want to be like Doronjo-sama?
Yes, I want to be like Doronjo-sama.
Oh, Doronjo...
There's a sexy actress in a special feature film.
Oh, is that so?
Is it Nishino?
Yes, it's Nishino Shou.
Oh, Nishino Shou is in that kind of film.
There's a special feature film for adults, too.
A special feature film for adults?
It's really good.
You don't want to be a bad female executive, do you?
No, I don't.
Then why don't you show us a play?
A play?
A bad female executive play.
I see!
Is it a bad female executive play?
Yes, it is.
You might be watching this, right?
Even Abe might be watching this.
The casting producer might be watching this.
Why don't you play a bad female executive who kidnaps two people?
A bad female executive who kidnaps two people?
We kidnapped them, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
Would you like me to be your director?
Yes, please.
You like directors, don't you?
Don't say that.
Action!
Give it back!
Give it back to me!
Don't say that!
Hurry up and grill the meat.
Can I grill the meat?
Hurry up and grill it.
Yes, ma'am!
Can I eat it, too?
As you like.
You're so kind!
Can I eat it?
Can I go home?
Can I go home now?
I want to go home because I only care about turning on the lights.
The lights will go out.
Your house is not working anymore.
I'm worried about your house.
What's going on in your house?
Shut up!
She said "shut up" and "shut up"
Hey, cut it out!
She's so kind.
She's not a bad woman at all.
I don't think she's suitable for a bad role.
So, Natsuki still has some advice for you.
Is there anything you want me to do for you?
Anything you want me to do for you?
Anything you want me to do for you.
What shampoo do you like?
Recently, LAX has released a good shampoo.
The one on top of LAX.
I spent about 800 yen for it.
LAX is a good shampoo.
It's like botanical.
The pink one?
No, not pink. The transparent one.
I like it.
I like it. It's very smooth.
LAX is a good shampoo.
It's not a normal LAX.
Do you use a cotton swab or a black one every year?
For a cotton swab...
Is it black or white?
Black.
Black one gives you a better texture.
In my case, I lick it and let it dry.
Then I use a cotton swab.
That way, it sticks better.
You should lick it and let it dry first.
Can I do it one more time?
In addition, this advice is for making Natsuki funny.
You have to make me say it with my character, don't you?
That's right.
You can do it like this, don't you?
It's better for you to say "I've never been in a relationship with a man I don't know."
That's right.
You're a mysterious girl.
If you express it with something, can you do it?
Yes, you can do it like that.
You can do it like that, can't you?
If you say "I've never been in a relationship with a man I don't know," it's easy for you to say it.
It's like "manchara giri."
That's right.
Ms. Tomizura apologized to you yesterday.
She asked you to say something to her.
Please say it.
I've never been in a relationship with a man I don't know.
Oh...
(Laughter)
What is it?
Giri.
(Laughter)
Giri.
(Laughter)
Ms. Tomizura, you use "lux".
It's "okubo".
(Laughter)
I'm waiting for you.
Please use "lux" and ask Ms. Okubo, who has beautiful hair.
"Lux" is good, isn't it?
Hakuta
Ka
Ya
(Laughter)
"Ri" is "ichinichi" and "na" is "s".
(Laughter)
"Ri" is getting better.
It's getting better.
(Laughter)
No matter what I say...
It's true that I have high expectations.
When I say "ha ha ha", I feel good.
(Laughter)
Go back to Kyoto.
(Laughter)
That's it.
(Applause)
It doesn't seem to be interesting anymore, so if you eat meat, please go back to Kyoto.
(Laughter)
And Yamanashi's Bakataron is...
Yes, thank you very much for today.
Thank you for the meal.
It was very delicious.
I'm glad you said that.
And then...
I want to go to...
Next...
I want to go to Seinoki...
...zumi...
...ni...
...dai...
...myojin...
...inazumi...
...jinja...
...I think.
Do you know how to say it?
I know how to say it...
Shonoki...
...inari...
...dai...
...myojin...
Inazumi Shrine.
Oh, I made a mistake.
Thank you very much.
It's very close.
Oh, really?
I think you can get there by road.
Oh, I see.
Good luck.
Thank you very much.
Good luck.
Thank you very much.
It's only a few kilometers to the goal shrine.
It's almost there, Bakataro!
Isn't it faster to walk?
How is it?
It's almost there.
It's the last one.
Did you know that?
Where are you going?
Oh, wait!
Where are you going?
I'm going to go hitchhiking on a show.
I'm going to Inazumi Shrine.
If it's okay with you, can you take me there?
Sure.
Really? Thank you very much!
Just before they reached their goal, two men stopped by.
They are group staff.
Actually, these two...
Why did you stop me?
I'm doing a job of promoting Yamanashi's tourism.
Oh, really?
I often go around here.
Oh, I see.
I thought you might be an interesting person, so I stopped you.
Wow, you know a lot about Yamanashi.
That's right.
I'm relieved now.
Oh, are we there yet?
Wait a minute.
I thought we were around here.
Not at all.
Are we going this way?
Let's ask.
Are we going this way?
You're kind.
Thank you for taking care of me.
You're welcome.
Oh, my!
They got lost just before reaching the shrine.
While Watanabe-san is asking people around...
What are you doing?
Wow, the sky is beautiful.
It's a cold season, isn't it?
Get out of here.
They desperately look for a shrine for Bakataro, who is sick.
The people of Yamanashi are very kind.
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
No, no, it's my pleasure.
This is the shrine of God of Culture.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
What's that over there?
Sugawara Michizane is worshipped here.
Who is Sugawara Michizane-san?
Sugawara Michizane-san is...
God of Culture.
Oh, God of Culture.
Sugawara Michizane-san.
That sounds like a smart name.
And finally...
A shrine.
I think we can go in there.
Oh, Inazumi Shrine.
Inazumi Shrine!
Oh, there is a Yoyogi Temple.
Oh, there is! We're here! Oh my gosh! I'm so happy!
Thank you so much! Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work! My face is getting angry!
Anyway, good luck!
Thank you for your hard work! Please do your best from now on!
Thank you for your hard work!
Anyway, thank you for bringing us to the end of the gentle road called Watanabe-santoku-botase!
I was thinking in my heart that I would never reach it if I said "I'm so happy!" to good people, but I thought I would reach it.
Hitchhiking at 6 in the morning for the first time in 10 hours!
The driving distance is 120 km.
Finally, they arrived at Inazumi Shrine, Bakataro!
The god of literature who taught us a while ago.
Takeda... Nobu...
No...
Sawa...
Osawa...
Kanhara...
Doshinko...
Sugawara...
Michizane...
Wow! It's beautiful!
It's a beautiful shrine!
It's true. It's lit up.
Here we are.
Say "kiki".
I hope you'll get smarter.
This hitchhiking started with a penalty game.
It was a day of learning not only literature but also important things as human beings.
You must have felt the importance of learning through this shooting.
Bakataro, did you get smarter?
Yes.
I didn't know what would happen at first.
But I'm half confident and half worried now.
I'm here now.
I know I'm stupid, but I did my best to be stupid.
I feel like an adult now.
From now on, I want to improve myself and my mascots.
Thank you for your support.
Wow, you made it.
I thought I couldn't do it.
What made you think you couldn't do it?
From the beginning.
It was smooth in the second half.
It was like a miracle.
I had a good feeling about it, I'm sorry.
I envy you.
What did you learn from this experience?
It's my heart.
Your heart?
My heart is...
soft.
Soft?
Soft!
Soft?
What do you mean by "soft"?
Soft...
Soft?
Soft...
What do you mean by "soft"?
Soft...
That's mean.
What do you mean?
My heart...
What do you mean?
My heart is full of love.
It's full of love.
I think it's great.
It's great.
I see.
Send your letters of gratitude to everyone.
That's right!
Should I send a letter of gratitude?
Did you ask her first?
I haven't asked her yet.
You haven't asked her yet!
That's right.
If you know where it is, send a letter of gratitude.
I will send a letter of gratitude.
That's great.
That's all for Sakura Moko's punishment game.
That's great.
The last song is "Paradise Badland" by Sina and Devilz.
Let's listen to it!
I'll send the last song to those who are sick!
Listen to this song and fall into it!
Paradise Badland
Thank you!