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The opening song is EBISU MASUKATSU's new song "Jan Jan Par"
Let's go again today!
EBISU MASUKATSU!
Mayonaka's live show!
Although it's better, death ball!
You know what? If you hit the ball, I'll tell you something secret!
No, you can't!
Why are you hiding it?!
Shut up!
You're making me angry!
You know nothing!
Why are you doing this?!
You know nothing!
Let me hit it!
Don't do it!
Ball!
I'll decide by both balls!
If you hit it, you'll definitely lose!
Okay, who's up for a jump ball?
Go, go, go!
I'm gonna beat you up!
Are you starting a soccer game?
Start!
Wait a minute!
You're fast!
I was hiding it...
I bought a butt-shaped...
I bought it and...
I was "g"ing it.
Okay!
Wait a minute!
I felt like a man.
At least!
You're a hard worker!
My manager found me and threw me away.
Where did you find her?
At the agency's dormitory.
When I came to pick her up in the morning, she left some salt on the entrance of the house.
She threw it away.
Cut it out!
OK!
Wow!
Can you do it like this?
Can you do it?
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Chan... Chansaya...
Chansaya Motokano...
I...
was hiding it but...
I said "I'm sorry for shaking it" and...
Kuro-chan gave me money.
Money!?
Why!? What's going on!?
Kuro-chan said "I'm sorry for shaking it"!?
Why!? What's going on!?
What's going on!? Please explain it in detail.
After the show?
Kuro-chan said "I'm sorry for shaking it", right?
About Chansaya, right?
After that?
She gave me money.
What!?
Why money!?
What's that!?
Did you get it?
Yes.
I almost received it.
You received it, right?
By the way, how much is it?
9,500 yen.
What!?
9,500 yen!?
That's amazing!
Isn't it the best!?
I said "I'm sorry for shaking it" and...
I said "I'm sorry for shaking it" and gave it to you.
You said "I'm sorry for shaking it" together?
What!? What!? What!?
After the show!?
You said "I'm sorry for shaking it", right!?
After the show!?
You said "I'm sorry for shaking it", right!?
After the show!?
What are you doing!?
What's really happening!?
But the ritual...!
I don't want to hear it!
You said you'd forget, didn't you?
What are you gonna do!?
A location shoot with Kuro-chan.
A location shoot with Kuro-chan!?
Shoryudou 200 in the cave.
Shoryudou 200!?
For now, let's say OK for today!
OK! OK!
I got money!
You got money!
It's true!
It's like a ransom money.
Ransom money?
Go!
I'm scared!
Go!
Wait for me!
I got it!
Go!
I was hiding it,
but
Cross Amire-chan
always has free time
but she has work
and pretends to be busy.
I'm in trouble!
I can't help it!
Do you want me to ask you?
Ask me!
Roughly!
Rima! Why do you have such long hair?
And what's up with your hair?
What's wrong with it?
You dyed it short!
I dyed it...
I did it like a woman.
Really?
You got bigger?
I think you got bigger than before.
She noticed.
But I noticed!
What do you mean?
What about it?
You gained 6 kilos.
6 kilos!
Since last time?
Huh? One week?
Gradually, gradually.
Are you trying to gain weight?
No, I'm just trying to be more moderate.
What are you doing?
You're too young.
It's okay. It's okay.
You're 7 years old. It's okay. You're too young.
You can't say bye-bye.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Who are you looking at?
Look over there.
Tachi-chan.
I've been hiding it from you.
Sakura Moko-chan is...
...two years old!
She's sold out!
She's sold out of members.
What do you think?
The other day, there were three of you.
That's right.
But she hasn't moved yet.
What's wrong?
What is this?
Sakura Moko-chan.
If you're wrong, you should say you're wrong.
It's about the past.
Right?
The past.
It's about the past?
It's about the past.
It's a little different now.
It's a little different?
It's not like that anymore?
It's like...
It's just a little different.
There's only one person, right?
*BANG*
Only one person?
It's different?
There's only one person, right?
*BANG*
Only one person?
You were wrong.
She was wrong.
Good for you.
Sakura Moko-chan.
They are...
Oh, stop it!
Zoppo!
She missed!
Zoppo!
No! She missed!
Eve!
I was hiding it.
I was hiding it the other day.
While I was sleeping, a bomb exploded.
What's going on?
She's the one who's hidden it!
I was hiding it, but while I was sleeping, a bomb exploded.
A bomb exploded!
What are you doing?
It's no use. Out! No good!
It's because you're making fun of me!
You're making fun of me!
Not at all!
Please make fun of me! Go!
Come! Come!
Go! Go!
Go!
She's gone.
Ms. Kawakami.
I've been hiding it, but...
I think my family is rich.
There's a TV in the bath, bathroom, and all of the rooms.
And there's a huge screen in the living room.
Really? I'm surprised.
Is she like that?
No, I think...
What?
I went to my friend's house.
There's no TV in the bathroom.
I've heard of it.
There's a TV in the bathroom?
There is.
What are you doing in your father's house?
I'm selling cameras.
I'm filming, too.
That's what I'm doing.
My daughter said "bogra" or something like that.
Is she okay?
Her parents know about it, right?
She's happy about it, isn't she?
That's right.
Is it a shooting?
Yes, it is.
How is it?
What?!
It's gorgeous.
I want to go! I want to go!
Tell your father about it.
Is it okay if I take you all to my parents' house?
Dad...
Is it okay?
She's so cute!
Okay!
I was wondering what you were doing.
Let's go to the shooting.
It was a good thing.
I thought I was poor, too.
I thought I was working for 70 people.
Let's go!
Did we get it?
We got it, right?
We got it!
Sorry.
Did you say "OK"?
Why are you here?
If you didn't get it, you shouldn't have come.
Why didn't you say "OK"?
We got it, but you said "OK" just now.
You didn't have to participate, but you were doing it.
Oh, she said "OK" and got out of it.
Why did you get in?
You like dodgeball, don't you?
What?
I wanted to continue.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
You wanted to do it, didn't you?
You usually don't want to say it, so you want to get out of it.
You can get in.
You like dodgeball, don't you?
You can get in.
Go, go, go!
The one who hits the wall...
Go, go, go!
You can't hit it.
Go, go, go!
Don't give up! Go, go!
Attack!
You hit it!
Are you OK?
She's serious.
I've been hiding it, but...
I usually don't do brawls.
When I run, I carry my bag and run with my boobs.
It can't be helped!
I'm not excited at all.
I think there are more.
Okubo can get out of it.
I didn't get out of it.
I did it on purpose.
I didn't get out of it.
What's up?
I didn't get out of it.
What's up?
What?
I didn't get out of it!
What's up?
I seriously didn't get out of it!
Why did you do that?
But...
The switcher didn't catch up!
- Is it on? - No, it's not!
- Please turn it up! - What did you say?
- Start! - Start!
- Don't do it on your own! - Turn it up!
Don't do it on your own!
Ms. Uchikawa!
I didn't know if I should tell you this or not.
I haven't been able to tell anyone.
I was interviewed in the city.
And then I got a direct call from a TV station director.
I learned a lot about him.
And in the end he said...
At least you can have sex with me.
Where? Where? Where?
Wait! Wait!
If you put "pi" in it...
I heard a TV song!
I'm sure you'll hear it!
What's the TV song?
And what's the show's name?
What a refreshing show!
That's right!
It's totally true!
Totally!
I'll protect you! I'll protect you! I'll protect you!
Really!
So you released your contact information and...
In that interview...
What did you talk about?
At first, I was asked about work and I was interviewed normally.
But it gradually became a weird question about my private life.
I see.
Where do you live?
Why don't we go out for a meal sometime?
And it started like that.
And in the end, it kept declining.
Then it escalated and in the end...
Please, I beg you!
I want to have sex with you!
What?!
You're the worst!
What a refreshing show!
She's really good at it!
I'm not dating you.
Just say it!
I'm not dating you.
Can you say it?
Say it!
Hey, director!
I'm not dating you!
You're the worst!
Stop it!
Shut up!
You're the worst!
Don't fight, you bastard!
Stop fighting, you bastard!
You're going to be kicked out of the company!
You're scary!
Let's just talk about it later!
Okay!
Let's talk about it later!
Let's go!
No!
So what?
Why don't you look at me?
Please look at me!
Someone take the cameraman!
So what?
Why don't you look at me?
Why do you look at me?
Because you're funny!
Raise your voice!
You're funny!
OK! OK!
Raise your voice!
Someone take the cameraman!
Because you're funny!
Raise your voice!
No!
Why do you look at me?
So what?
I don't have one! I really don't!
Then it's over!
You don't have one? You really don't?
No, I don't have one.
You do?
That's right.
You do?
That's fine.
You do?
I've been hiding it, but I've been tricked by Rainbow's Ikeda.
Who?
Run! Run!
It's not hitting at all!
You're so athletic!
It's over!
Nanako-san.
I've been hiding it, but...
My first experience was with a woman.
At the time, I was invited to a girls' dormitory.
I was eating with my second senior and she pushed me down with a drink.
- Muka. - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- She's so broad. - She's so broad.
- You said you know women well. - Yes.
- So you were also experienced with men? - Yes, I was with a woman first.
- So you were with a woman first and then with a man. Which one did you like better?
- To be honest, I like girls better. - Wow!
- Really? - Wow!
- But you look like a woman. - What?
- Do you have someone you want to hug? - Do you have someone you like?
- Everyone has their own preferences. - Who do you like?
- I like a lot of people. - I see.
- Do you want to be led? Who is it?
- Fujiwara, you don't look like me.
- You don't look like me.
- You don't look like yourself.
- I don't think I can do it.
- You can't do it.
- I'll get hurt.
- You can't do it. - You can't do it.
- Okay!
- Time's up!
- It was a great work. - It was a great work.
- There's more. - Yes.
- We'll continue with more. - Okay.
- Everyone, please prepare your secrets. - Please.
- It's a commercial break.
- Bye!
- I didn't expect it.
- Midnight Wine Show.
- Please look forward to it.
"Pink Shadow", Yasuko Ryu.
Ebisu Muskets' official older brother, me, Suzuki Taku, will be assisting you.
Today, Muskets will be learning "Pink Shadow", Yasuko Ryu.
"Yasuko-shihan" is a classroom where you can learn how to behave like a mature woman.
"Yasuko-shihan", thank you for joining us today.
"Amagami", right?
Yes. I think you managed to overcome it.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
"Shihan"'s Kazuko-san, thank you for joining us.
Thank you for having me.
"Yasuko-shihan", once again, I would like you to confirm the manners of "Yasuko Ryu" that you will be learning today.
Yes.
"Pink Shadow", Yasuko Ryu, is a style of drinking that maximizes how sexy you should drink.
Today, we will be making tea for you, so please enjoy it in a sexy and mature manner, like a mature woman.
If you would like us to observe your mannerisms and if you have any complaints, we would like you to tell us in a mature and sexy manner.
"Yasuko-shihan", let's start with the tea.
Yes.
Let's start with this one.
"O-ta-ku"?
Yes.
This one.
"Fuse"?
Thank you for having me.
May I have your name, please?
I'm Shioka Mai.
I see. Which school do you go to?
I'm from Toyota City, Aichi Prefecture.
I see. The Toyota car brand.
Yes, the famous one.
Do you like cars?
I like cars.
What kind of cars do you drive?
My mother drives a Life.
Your mother drives a Life.
What about your father?
My father drives a March.
I see.
She is a wonderful lady.
Yes, she is.
Then, please enjoy it.
Thank you for it.
I don't know why...
Huh? I don't know why...
I don't know...
I'm going to spill it!
I don't know... I'm going to spill it!
Nya!
You're disgusting. Get out of my way.
Thank you very much.
Right? Thank you.
If you don't open your mouth, you can't drink it, right?
Yes.
Next person.
This way, please.
Miss, what is your name?
My name is Kana Momonogi.
Where are you from?
I'm from Heiwa Street in Ikebukuro.
Heiwa Street in Ikebukuro!
It's specific.
I remember it was in the western part of Ikebukuro.
That's right.
What kind of city is it?
Well...
It's a city with a lot of foreigners.
I see.
Yes.
Here you go.
Thank you for it.
It's so sticky.
Brother?
Brother's voice is so deep.
Thank you for it.
In front of you, it's so disgusting.
Thank you for it.
She was really looking me in the eye.
Brother.
It's brother.
Next is this one.
I see.
Which one?
What's your name?
I'm Fujiwara Akino.
Oh, Akino-chan.
Yes.
Where are you from today?
I'm from Kanishi, Gifu Prefecture.
Kanishi?
Yes.
What kind of city is Kanishi?
Is it famous for its kanishi?
Yes, it is.
There is a famous restaurant called "yakimono" nearby.
It's wonderful.
Here you go.
Ah, it's just the right size.
- Don't you want to participate in this?! - Hot! Hot!
My face... my face is hot! My face is hot!
Huh? Huh? Was it no good?
Get out of here!
I'll wipe it for you.
Miss, why are you soaked?
Are you okay?
I wiped the floor once.
Please wipe the floor with the one you wiped.
The floor here is clean.
Thank you very much.
Next, this person thinks this is okay.
Oh, I think it's okay.
Mister, what is your name?
My name is Kano Yura.
Kano Yura.
Where are you from?
I'm from Bizen.
Bizen?
Bizen.
Bizen is in Okayama.
Okayama.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
(Laughter)
Hiho-kun.
(Laughter)
You've grown up so much.
Hmm?
It tastes like a lot of things.
Eho maki maki. Eho maki maki.
Roll it up, roll it up.
Hmm?
That's disgusting.
Eho-kun looks happy.
Next.
I think this one is good for you.
Ah, I see.
Next.
Miss, your name is...
Koyanagi Rumiko.
Koyanagi Rumiko!
Ah, hello!
How is soccer these days?
Well, today is the final of the Qatar Cup in Japan.
I'm looking forward to it.
Which player do you want to see?
Well...
Personally, I like Hotaru Yamaguchi.
Which part of him do you like?
I like his roughness.
Hmm...
What is your relationship with Mr. Kenya now?
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for asking such a vague question.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry for asking such a vague question.
Get out of here!
What is this?
I'm scared!
It was scary!
It was scary.
I'm scared.
It was a bit of a mess, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
It was a mess after the war.
Yes, it was.
Then, Sensei, who would like to go next?
Oh, I see.
(coughing)
I've been smelling this place for a while now.
(coughing)
Miss, what is your name?
My name is Tina Nanami.
Oh, Tina.
Yes.
Where are you from today?
I'm from Toyohashi City in Aichi Prefecture.
Oh, Toyohashi!
Yes.
And you're from Yamasa...
I'm Chikuwa of Yamasa.
Oh, what do you like in Chikuwa?
Yamasa's famous Hanpen and so on.
I like Hanpen with edamame in it.
Oh, I love it, too!
It's delicious, isn't it?
Here you go.
Thank you for the meal.
(sniffling)
You smell a little.
(laughter)
That's disgusting.
(laughter)
Now, let's move on to this one.
Yes.
This one.
What is your name?
My name is Tomoda Ayaka.
I see.
Tomoda-san.
Yes?
How old are you?
I am 30 years old.
(laughter)
Is that true?
Yes.
And your family?
(sniffling)
Is that true?
I am 30 years old.
Hmm...
37 years old.
I thought you were the same age.
Here you go.
Thank you.
I don't like it.
It's you, ma'am.
What's wrong with you?
Ma'am...
Leave me alone.
Oh, it's so sour.
Ma'am!
What's wrong with you, ma'am?
Ma'am!
Ma'am! Why are you here?
It's so sour!
She reacted like you, ma'am.
It's so sour!
Sour?
You were a good old lady.
I was surprised.
Is there anyone who wants to do it?
Ma'am!
Please wait for a moment.
Is there anyone else who wants to do it?
Me!
Is there anyone who wants to do it?
Ma'am!
Is there anyone who wants to do it?
Me!
The one with a big back.
The one with a big back. A monster.
A monster?
The monster over there.
Please come over here.
Please wait for a moment.
The monster over there.
Please sit over there.
What do you want me to do?
Here you go, ma'am.
The monster over there.
Yes, ma'am.
Which side??
Mountain?
Yes, mountain.
Ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
My turn...
Please be quiet.
The monster's turn now.
Now, monster in this place...
Is it my turn?
No, no.
Now, monster's turn.
Monster...
How about me?
Monster's turn.
So I'll come next, right?
Now, monster's turn.
Please be quiet.
What do you usually eat, monster?
Monster, you say?
Well, I usually eat beef tongue.
You eat beef tongue?
Do you also eat alive cow's tongue?
Cow's tongue...
I eat cow's tongue in detail.
You eat cow's tongue in detail?
You are quite a monster.
Thank you very much.
Can you eat rocks, monster?
I have only licked rocks.
Have you licked them?
Can you eat gravel in a park?
Or sand in a park?
Can you eat sand?
Sand...
You eat a lot of sand.
Here you are.
Here you are, monster.
You are big.
Monster.
I can't get in.
Monster.
Exterminate it.
Go back.
Is it not allowed?
I'm scared.
Go back.
I'm sorry.
Please excuse me.
Go back.
It's wet.
Teacher! Teacher!
Speak louder.
This is a sacred place, so you can't speak louder.
Teacher!
This is a sacred place...
Please be quiet.
If you want to do it...
Teacher! I'll do it!
Be quiet.
It's hard to edit.
It's really hard to edit from above.
I'm sorry.
OK then...
Bakemononi...
Matsuoka-san.
Bakemononi...
Bakemononi-san.
Over here.
Bakemononi-san.
Is that all right, Bakemononi-san?
Bakemononi-san.
"Bakemononi-san", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, then, this "Bakemononi-san"...
"Bakemononi-san"...
This "desu sensu" is...
I think "Bakemononi-san" will like it.
Where are you from?
I'm from Tokyo and Adachi.
Oh, you live in Adachi.
What do people in Adachi do for fun?
They follow their senpai.
They follow their senpai?
Yes, they follow their senpai.
Do you have any special stories you can share with us?
One time, my senpai almost hit me with a cork.
A cork?
A bike helmet...
Yes.
It was a cork.
A cork helmet?
Yes.
A cork helmet?
Yes.
And you got hit?
I was about to get hit, but I ran away.
You didn't get hit and become that face, did you?
No, I was born with it.
Oh, you were born with it.
Here you go.
desu sensu
Thank you for it.
I think "Bakemononi-san" will like it.
I think it's just right.
(breathing heavily)
(screaming)
Scary!
Wow!
Scary!
A demon has come down.
Scary!
A monster has just come down from inside.
(screaming)
Scary!
It's dangerous.
It's scary!
Go home!
(laughing)
Please withdraw.
It was scary.
Even though there was a monster.
(breathing heavily)
Well, then...
Momonogi-san?
Teacher!
Momonogi-san?
Teacher, I'm still here.
Please be quiet.
I'm still here!
Please be quiet.
Well, then, Momonogi-san.
Please come here one more time.
I'm sorry.
Please step aside for a moment.
I'm sorry.
Please step aside for a moment.
Momonogi-san has already obtained her driver's license.
Well, then...
Momonogi-san will have this...
(laughing)
Yeho-chan.
(laughing)
How is it?
Have you gotten used to it?
Yes.
I think I was able to come this far thanks to you, teacher.
Is that so?
Momonogi-san, your driver's license will be renewed soon.
Please do your best.
Thank you very much.
Well, then...
Here you go.
Thank you for it.
Yeho-chan.
Yeho-chan, where are you coming out of?
Eho, are you trying to push me away?
Eho, where are you coming from?
Is it here?
I feel like Eho is coming out of there.
Eho.
Eho, are you embarrassed?
You're not hiding, so come out.
Eho.
You're cute.
Eho.
Eho, are you coming out?
Hello.
This is a very house-like approach.
Well, then...
Next...
Teacher! I'm here!
It's okay, Su.
Let me do it at least once!
It's okay.
Then, that red...
Yes.
Again?!
That's right.
Then, next...
Well, then...
Tomoda-san.
Yes.
I'm Tomoda Ayaka.
How is your health recently?
My knees and lower back are a little...
I knew it!
Chondroitin.
Yes.
You should take it properly.
Thank you very much.
You're old, Tomoda-san.
Yes.
Mr. Yoshizumi.
Here you are.
(sound of door closing)
Oh, I'm happy for you.
You've grown up so much.
Oh, I'm surprised.
(laugh)
Aunt! Aunt!
Aunt!
Ouch!
(laugh)
Take care of yourself.
Thank you.
Well, Mr. Yatsuko.
Yes.
It's about time.
Yes.
Finally, could you announce...
Ms. Yatsuko!
Shh!
What?
Shh!
Ms. Yatsuko!
Shh!
Ms. Yatsuko!
This time...
Mr. Momonogi!
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
It's an honor.
Thank you very much.
That's all.
What?
Aunt!
Pink Shadow.
I'm Yatsuko.
I was thinking about introducing myself!
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
You're kidding me!
For example, if I were to play a song right now...
Nanane-san! Nanane-san!
Be careful!
Fuck you!