AISubs v3.5
It's better, but you'll miss it!
Listen up!
Listen up, you guys!
You have to say something secretive about getting the ball!
Say it!
If we don't get it, we don't have to say it?
That's right!
We won't get it!
We won't get it?
You can't say something useless, because it's a secret!
We won't get it!
I think we messed up a lot during New Year's Day.
You messed up?!
You guys definitely got a few right!
You guys are doing crazy things during New Year's Day.
Of course we are!
You guys are doing a lot of mischief.
No we're not!
Mischief?
You're so selfish, Mogura!
Mogura?
It's Yumeko!
Yumeko, that's not Mogura!
Isn't that a human?
It's Yumeko!
You're so silly!
There are a lot of secret words in "Momogage".
There are!
We don't really talk about it.
That's true!
We definitely make money from it.
But I don't think we need to say it as an answer.
We won't get it!
That's right! Don't make us look forward to it!
It's not a secret, it's pink Mogura!
What is pink Mogura?
Why is everyone saying Mogura?
It's Yumeko!
It's a human!
It's not Mogura!
Why is everyone saying Mogura?
It's Yumeko!
Are you ready?
Let's go! If you're not going to say it!
Let's go!
Jump! Jump and run!
Go!
I'm serious!
I'm serious! Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Hurry! Hurry!
Go! Go! Go!
What is it?
Can you say it?
Don't hide it!
Go!
Don't hide it!
Yes, I was hiding it, but...
I heard there are about...
three Nara Ayumis.
What?!
That's huge!
If it's true, it's amazing!
What is it?
It's huge!
Three?
No, there are...
three Nara Ayumis.
What?!
For now, it's okay!
Wow!
For now, it's okay!
Really?!
Can you say it?!
What?!
Can you say it?!
Well...
I've said a lot of things...
and I'm still alive.
Is it okay?!
You're amazing!
It's a dream!
You're amazing!
It's okay!
Where's the ball?!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Wait for the ball! Wait for the ball!
Go aggressively!
Wait for the ball!
Go aggressively!
Go ahead!
I won't surprise you!
Go ahead!
What is it?
I was hiding it...
I got divorced last year!
What?! Last year?!
What?!
When?! When?!
When?!
When last year?!
What?!
I got divorced last October...
What?!
I'm announcing it now!
What?!
Can you say it one more time?!
You were talking about it!
You were traveling!
You were talking about it!
You were traveling!
I was traveling!
I was thinking of making up with him...
But I couldn't...
I got divorced!
How many years did you live together?
Three years...
Three years!
No way!
I see!
Did you break up because of love?
No, I didn't!
Oh, thank goodness!
I'm glad you didn't break up!
No, no, it's not like that!
It's a social issue!
No, it's not like that!
It's a social issue!
No, it's not like that!
So you're trying to fix it now?
I'm trying to fix it now!
100%?
Really?
It might not be 100% but...
But you're still skinny!
Yeah...
You have a lot of bone marrow!
You didn't eat anything spicy when you lifted up!
Well, I'm still hungry...
You didn't eat anything spicy when you lifted up!
You're in the wrong place!
No way!
It can't be helped!
You're in the wrong place!
It can't be helped!
You have to do your best!
I'm going to Muscats!
She's going to Muscats!
Okay!
Go back to where you were before!
Go back!
The line broke!
You're so mean!
Sorry! It was a mistake!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
You missed it!
I missed it! I missed it!
Miss! Miss! Miss!
Aim! Aim!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Missed it! Missed it!
Go! Go! Go!
Calm down and miss it! Calm down and miss it!
Hey!
Momo-chan's never worn it before.
I've been hiding it, but I actually don't wash my underwear that much.
What do you mean?
How little do you not wash it?
Once a week.
What?
But it's clean.
Which part of it?
The bra or the underwear?
The bra and the underwear.
What?
It can't be clean.
It's clean.
You're saying all sorts of things.
When I went into the ladies' room today, someone's underwear smelled really bad.
That's not it!
What?
It's definitely clean.
Okay!
- You're good! - You're good!
- You're awesome! - You're awesome!
- You should've been in middle school! - What?
Go, Kasara!
Catch it! Catch it!
Catch it!
Get it! Get it!
- Safe! Safe! - Throw it!
- Since it's safe...
What is it?
Do you have any new information recently?
What is it? Please tell me.
Well, I've been hiding it, but...
The new member, Mayumi Yamanaka is...
...the acting cab driver!
What?!
Wait a minute! This is a new record!
No, it's not like that!
It's you, isn't it?
Wait a minute, Yamanaka-san!
It's true, it's true.
What?!
It's you, isn't it?
It's true, it's true.
My local senpai...
Wait a minute!
My local senpai...
I was looking at Instagram stories...
...and Yamanaka Mayumi-san was riding in an oiran costume.
That means you were at a shop?
It looked like you were at a shop?
I was at a shop.
And you're the one in the picture, right?
Really?!
What are you doing in the picture?
I was hiding it...
Are you okay?
I was hiding it...
I was doing it for a bit!
So you weren't acting, right?
I've already said goodbye.
So you weren't acting, right?
That's what my local senpai said.
Your local senpai...
It's not a bad thing.
It's a part-time job.
It's okay. It's a great job for making money.
Do your best. It's a family of three.
Okay, good luck.
Wow, it's high level.
A lot of people sell other people's stories.
Help me.
Come out.
I was hiding it.
At the end of the year, there was a Christmas special program for mascots.
At my Otaku visit, Kuro-chan licked my toy.
I was shocked.
I disinfected it with alcohol.
I also sterilized it.
I wanted to use that toy, but Kuro-chan came out.
I'm in trouble now.
I see.
She's in trouble.
It's no good.
It's like Kuro-chan is doing something.
That's right.
It's not good.
I think there's more.
Go back.
There's more.
She's aiming for it.
Go, go.
There's more.
Natsuki-san.
You're a top student, right?
You got first place in the test.
Say it.
I was hiding it.
I don't have any experience of being a man.
For now, it's OK.
What's with that surprised face?
What's wrong?
It's not something to cry about!
She didn't want to say it.
Why didn't you say it yourself?
You said it with courage, didn't you?
Are you OK?
But you're all so kind, aren't you?
If you say it, everyone will understand and it will be easier for you to do it.
Then, put your feelings into four-letter words.
If you can say something, say it.
Can you do it?
Do your best.
Cut out your feelings now.
What did you say?
Yui is poisonous.
What does that mean?
Do you know what it means?
What does "Yui is poisonous" mean?
I don't know what it means, but is it OK?
She said it with courage.
I'll take it.
Give me something like this.
That's good.
Let's do it.
That's good.
She's shaking her sword and crying.
Move!
I got it!
Yes, you got it!
I don't know!
What are you hiding?
I don't know.
It's unknown.
Ariso, you have something to say.
I was hiding it, but...
Actually, my dad is a council member.
I'm a gravure idol, you know.
I thought it would be a hassle to upload photos of me wearing a swimsuit.
I'm blocking my dad's Twitter and everything.
She's blocking her dad.
Okay! So you haven't been found out?
You know what you're doing.
I know what my dad is doing, but he gets mad at me.
Because you're strict.
He says I shouldn't take off my clothes.
Right.
But you're surprised, right?
You're like, "Why are you blocking me?"
I'm getting older.
I don't think you know what "blocking" is.
So you think she won't say anything?
I think so.
Can you cut this?
Can you cut her like this?
Like she's deceiving her father.
Can you cut her in front of you?
Ah! No! Ah!
Lee, it's okay.
Member of parliament.
I hope you die.
It's okay, right?
She said she was prepared, so it's okay.
Let's continue.
There are two yellow ones.
Take it!
Go!
Ah!
Take it!
I got it!
I want to say it too.
You want to hide it, right?
I want you to hide it.
But you know it, right?
But you want to hear it, right?
I don't want to hear it in the first place.
You're interested in it, right?
You're interested in it?
Don't pretend you got it.
You're really lucky.
You got it, right?
What? I don't know.
I don't know.
No one saw it.
You got it, right?
Stop it.
It's going well now.
Go back a little.
Don't stop it.
I've been hiding it for a long time.
I've been thinking we're good friends.
When Tamori Misaki, a former Ebisu Muscats, quit Muscats...
I became normal.
You're worried, aren't you?
I'm worried.
She might have changed her cell phone.
But changing your cell phone doesn't mean you can't contact me.
I can contact you normally.
You can?
You're a girl.
I promised you I'd eat with you.
You're a girl.
I promised you I'd go out for a drink with you.
You're a girl, too?
I feel like we're competing against each other.
That's a problem.
We're competing against each other.
Muscats and Ebisu Muscats.
Muscats and Ebisu Muscats were best friends.
That's not true.
It's not like that.
It's not like that?
You're the best friend.
No, you're the best friend.
We're best friends now.
You said you'd go out for a drink with me.
Not at all.
Did you say anything about me?
Well...
I don't know if I should have such a deep relationship with you.
I see.
It's hard to trust you, isn't it?
That's true.
Really?
I don't want to be friends with you, either.
Really?
You sound like you have a soft tongue.
May I?
Yes.
Please cut it out.
I'm having a hard time right now.
Please cut out the evil part of me.
I may be strong.
Excuse me. Could you please cut it out?
I want people to like me.
Ah!
No!
Ah!
Seven-point-killer.
You can't help it.
You can't do everything well.
You got it, right?
OK, go back.
Go back.
Run away, run away, everyone.
Run away.
Hit them.
Ah!
Run away, run away, everyone.
Ah!
Megachan!
I'm scared of you.
It's OK. It's a recording.
I'm scared of you, Megachan!
I don't want to say it, but...
I was hiding it, but...
Maybe I'm...
a little...
Ah!
That's...
Me, too.
Oh, really?
There's a lot of people like me in this world.
It's still self-diagnosis.
That's what you think, right?
What do you think?
I can't talk to you.
That's enough.
Get out of here.
It's true.
There's a lot of people like me in this world.
Really?
There's more.
Really?
Go!
Hit them!
Really?
Can you two say the names of the guys you've dated so far?
Why do we have to say that?
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing?
The first guy I dated was Yuuki-kun when I was in second grade.
And then?
And then I broke up with him.
The first guy I dated in high school was Toshi- kun.
And recently?
About a year ago, I broke up with him.
He was Yoshiki-kun.
Ex-japan?
It's not ex-japan!
Toshi! Toshi!
Toshi and Yoshiki.
And?
It's not ex-japan!
You're late!
Go back!
Everyone is cutting their ears!
That's right!
Don't say my name!
Good luck, kid!
Who?
Safe?
Didn't you hit?
Didn't you?
Did you hit?
You got caught!
Leader!
Leader, you didn't even run away. You hit.
You're so lucky.
Actually, I was hiding it.
I used to be an apparel store clerk at a gym store.
That's a little annoying.
It's okay for an apparel store clerk, isn't it?
You were a gym clerk, weren't you?
I was a gym clerk for a while.
Okay, go in! Go in! Go back!
Go in! Go back!
I don't like black hair!
Go in! Go in!
I don't like glasses and glasses!
Go in! Go in!
One more!
There was only one person left! Run away!
Yes!
Did you hear me?
Yes, Momo-chan!
Momo-chan!
Momo-chan, give me a good one!
Wink!
It can be a show or a celebrity's name.
It can be a celebrity's name.
I want a famous celebrity.
I was hiding it, but...
Actually, I...
Have you ever been stabbed in the back of the head?
On the contrary, have you ever...
Have you ever been popular?
I said it before. I didn't want to say my name today.
It's rude of me.
It's okay.
I thought you were a little more popular.
Well, that's it for me.
That's good.
That's all for today.
We'll do it every week from now on, so please prepare it.
Then we will continue with the new segment.
After the announcement.
Midnight Wine Show
Ahaan Tennis!
Ahaan Tennis has just started.
This is a new competition to see how sexy you can shout out loud.
The referee is Yasuko Mitsuyo, who is still updating her sex gobsata record in 2019.
Nice to meet you, referee.
Nice to meet you, too.
I will now explain the basic rules of Ahaan Tennis.
One game, three points.
Panty boy is now getting his panties back.
It's a panty break.
He's getting his panties back, so please don't throw your panties at him.
One game, three points.
If you shout out loud enough to make your opponent unable to hit you back, you get points.
Now, let's start the first match.
I will introduce the first player.
Yamanaka Mayumi, who is known for her cat's patting voice.
Her opponent is Ishioka Mai, who is known for his devilish smirking.
This will be an eye-catching card.
However, this is a real fight.
Panty break.
Panty boy is now getting his panties back.
He's getting his panties back, so please don't throw your panties at him.
This is a real fight.
Can I say something?
What's wrong?
I think you have similar hairstyle.
No, my panties came in first.
Oh, I see. You made your hairstyle first.
Yes, I did.
I was late today.
That's not good.
Apologize.
Apologize first.
Apologize for me.
Are you ready?
Now, let's start the match.
Let's start with Yamanaka.
That's good.
That's a good footwork.
That's a good facial expression, too.
Ouch!
That's OK.
Enjoy it.
Smash!
Smash?
OK, Ishikawa.
Ishikawa.
Fifteen.
Don't say "funky" please.
Funky boy is quite common.
I'll join you later.
This is Ishikawa's one-point.
Smash!
Smash point.
Love fifteen!
OK, let's move on to the next part.
Stop it, please.
Let's move on to the next part.
I'm Ishikawa.
Good.
She's returning it.
She's fast.
What's going on?
What's going on with the ball?
Slowly?
What's that?
She hasn't finished it yet, has she?
She's fast.
Judge!
She hasn't returned it yet.
That's right.
She hasn't returned it.
Ishikawa-san, you hit it twice in a row, didn't you?
I thought it hit me.
Did it hit you?
I'm going to warn you two.
Look at the underwear with your own eyes.
Don't hit the underwear...
Party boy!
Party boy has joined the party company.
That's right. Look at the underwear with your own eyes.
Let's do it again.
From Ishikawa.
It's intense.
Why does it become like that?
It's tough.
Nice!
Smash!
Ms. Yamanaka, Ms. Yamanaka, your score?
Fifty-all!
Fifty-all.
Sub! Yamanaka!
Ah!
Nice!
Ah!
Return Ace!
Return Ace, Ms. Ishikawa!
Yay!
Nice one!
Party Break!
Party Break is common.
There are many "yaji".
Yes, there are many of them.
Subject, Ishikawa!
She came softly.
Subject, Ishikawa!
There are many of them.
She is raising her skirt with one hand.
She has a good posture.
Ah! Uwah!
Nice return!
Yamanaka-san.
Yamanaka-san has a lot of sexiness that squeezes you out.
Yeah, it's working.
Study or serve?
Yamanaka.
Ah!
Oh, that's strong.
Ah!
Uwoh!
Ah!
Ow, ow!
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
(screams)
That's intense!
(screams)
That's good. Keep going.
What do you think of it?
(laugh)
I got it!
(laugh)
I got it!
(screams)
Nice! Nice waistline.
(screams)
(laugh)
(screams)
(moans)
I'm sorry.
This way?
Would you like me to show you around?
How do you like it now?
It's nice, isn't it?
I'd like you to hit me once.
It's love. It's love.
Please hit me as hard as you can.
But!
From there!
lasse me!
But!
From there!
Let me eat! Let me eat! Let me eat!
But...
But?
But you!
But!
You!
Right!
Idiot!
Still the winner of the second prize!
Still the winner!
Everybody!
You can win the second prize one more time!
As expected, the experience difference is strong.
She tends to be stubborn.
Let's move on to the next match.
Yura Kano of the Lollipop family versus...
Asuki Devilko and Kana Momonogi!
This match will be a new ace matchup.
What do you think, Momonogi?
As for me...
I think I'm the only underage here.
Oh, among all of you?
Yes.
I can't afford to lose.
Hang in there!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Kano-san!
Hang in there this year.
Please come every year.
Yes, we tend to take a break.
Kano-san!
Shut up!
Kano-san, Momonogi-san is talking.
I'm talking?
Yes.
But...
Kano-san!
Are you listening to me?
You're making fun of me.
I feel like you're making fun of me.
You're not telling me anything.
I'm sorry.
What kind of exercise is it?
You said you'd jump three times.
This is my first year.
I'll do my best.
Can you not stop?
I can't breathe.
Is it okay?
Are you sure you'll win?
Yes, I'll win.
You'll win?
Yes.
At first...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Good!
Momonogi is in a good mood.
She's getting ready.
She has a sexy voice.
It's amazing.
The gesture of her hands is good. It's sexy.
Oh, it's getting fast. It's getting fast.
Ouch!
Camera!
It's amazing.
That's right. Her voice is louder than I expected.
The volume is...
The volume is equal to the speed of the pantyhose.
I see. The speed is fast.
It's fast. The guitar is very fast.
She has a voice louder than I expected.
And the sub-part...
The sub...
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Un~ryaaaah!
Ah! But I don't know enough topic!
Oh! Atka!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
(Laughter)
It's a good game, it's stuck in my chest.
(Laughter)
My knees are shaking.
(Whistle)
Nice!
Nice hit!
(Applause)
Momonogi player.
(Laughter)
You're strong, aren't you?
(Applause)
I was surprised.
Yes.
No, Kano-san is terrible.
Kano player.
Kano player, my knees were shaking.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I was worried if I was okay.
I'll pick you up from the attic.
It's amazing.
You're strong.
(Laughter)
You're terrible.
You're moving all the time.
You're terrible.
Now, change! Momonogi!
Yes.
(Music)
(Groaning)
(Sighing)
(Groaning)
It's fine. You're losing it.
Let's...
Let's go.
What do you mean "let's go"?
Let me go.
- Hold it in. - Fight.
Together.
Let's go together.
Go together.
I can't hold it in.
Talk.
- Fight. - Hold it in.
Ah! It feels so good!
Give me a lot!
Give her a lot!
How is it?
Thighs?
Nice!
Smash!
She said "Give me a lot!"
I'm starting to forget the dialogue.
As fighters, we can have a heart-to-heart dialogue.
That's nice.
This is a hot battle.
She's still moving.
Substance, Kano!
Substance, Kano.
It's good, isn't it?
She's crying.
I can't say it.
Momonogi's weak start.
This is Eien, isn't it?
It came out in Kansai.
This is Eien, isn't it?
I feel sick.
What is it?
Did you touch here?
What's with the racket?
It has nothing to do with tennis.
This is Eien, isn't it?
What's wrong?
I'm going to lose.
Are you going to lose?
No!
This is Eien, isn't it?
It's still going on.
Are you going to lose?
This is a good game.
It's still going on.
Panty, let her bounce.
Can you bounce?
Are you okay with your hands moving?
It's decided!
Nice!
You were strong!
It was a good match!
It continued to the end, but Kano had a final decision. She was strong!
She is young after all.
How was it, Momonogi?
She took one bullet from me.
What a shame! She took a bullet! An important bullet!
How about you, Kano?
Well...
I don't know if it makes sense for me to do it.
The match may be over.
It was an honor for me to fight with such a wonderful player.
Do you think so?
Yes.
But you won.
Yes.
I will be proud of you.
The third match is...
Eros, Tomoda and Ayaka versus...
Majime dos Quebeco and Masami Ichikawa.
This will be a tough match.
Yes, it will.
How about you, Captain Ichikawa?
Well...
He is a veteran, but...
That's right.
But...
He is fresh.
Can you do it?
I won't lose.
Can you show us your "fresh" sexiness?
Which one is "fresh"?
I think I can do it with "fresh" just now.
So you can't do it with "fresh" just now?
Well...
She says you can't do it.
How about you, Ma'am?
I can do it.
I see.
I have experience.
I will do my best.
So you can do it with "fresh" just now?
Yes.
At first...
Rock-paper-scissors!
That's good.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
That's good, Captain Ichikawa.
Yes!
That's good, Captain Ichikawa.
Rock-paper-scissors!
That's good, Captain Ichikawa.
Rock-paper-scissors!
That's funny, Captain Captain Ichikawa!
That's not funny!
Rock-paper-scissors!
That's not funny!
This looks like a variety show.
Can you do it with "sexiness"?
With "sexiness"?
This is a "sexiness" match.
Let's see your serve first!
Strong! Strong!
You're good!
Intense!
You're raising your legs in vain!
Strong!
Intense! Intense!
Ichikawa-san, it's painful to watch!
It's painful to watch!
You were wearing pants last time, but this time you're wearing underwear.
Please show me your pants!
Ichikawa-san, you're doing good!
Serve change! Ichikawa!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Fault!
Fifty-one!
Stop!
Let's decide.
Ah!
Oh, she's taking it off.
Ah! Ah!
Stop it!
Ah! Ah!
Ichikawa-san, you look like you're having fun.
Take it off.
Ah! Ah!
You're good at playing with it.
Ah! Ah!
Your fingertips are good.
Is it coming? Is it coming? Is service ace coming?
Ah! She pulled it out!
She's saying "ah-ing"!
"Ah-ing" is good!
She's saying it in a sexy way!
Fault! Fault!
"Ah-ing" is terrible!
"Ah-ing"!
Please do it in a sexy way!
She's saying "ah-ing" already!
Please do it!
Hold it.
You know how to do it.
Give it back.
You like it, don't you?
Let's decide it now.
The one who gives me a big one wins.
I want a big one.
What is it?
What's going on?
Can you decide it now?
Go!
It's a tie!
Have you decided?
Yes!
The love set, Tomoda!
Tomoda!
Ms. Ichikawa, when you laugh like that, I don't like it.
It looked like you were having fun.
Did you have fun?
Yes, I did.
If you had fun, that's good.
You two look like you'll get along well.
That's right.
Please do it in private.
Now for the final match.
The fourth match is...
The uncontrollable Amazoness, Fujii Mari!
Versus...
The brief thief, Fujiwara Akino!
What do you mean "brief thief"?
You can't call me "thief"!
I'm a undergarment thief.
Isn't "brief" stealing?
It's not stealing.
It says "brief thief" on it.
It says "familiar".
It's familiar.
It's not stealing.
Versus...
That's nice.
It looks like you're in a bad mood.
That's nice.
I don't like it.
Is it because of the internet?
Fujii-san, are you okay?
I'm okay.
You're making me angry.
You scared me.
Fujii-san, how do you feel?
I've been told that I'm ugly once.
I'll never say that again.
That's long!
Was it long?
Wait a minute!
I haven't said it yet!
Isn't it weird?
Can you make it shorter?
How do you feel?
I'll do my best.
Please do it.
I'll do my best.
Gaia is saying "go home".
Mairi-san, how do you feel?
I don't like today's tennis wear either.
Is there a point in today's outfit?
Today's point is my legs.
It's long!
You haven't said it yet.
Is it long?
You asked me, so I'll answer you.
Your shoes are really dirty.
Wait! Isn't it weird?
Is it self-service?
It's dirty.
Your shoes are really dirty.
Who is it?
I heard something.
It's Yuji.
Are you going to do it?
I'm going to do it.
You're kind.
I won!
Fujiwara.
I won!
Can I serve you, Fujiwara?
I'll serve you, Fujiwara.
Let's go.
Party break!
Are you okay?
Didn't you notice it?
It's been a while since you did a party break.
Party boy!
You're expressionless.
Party boy.
You're a boy.
You don't look like a boy.
I'm out of breath.
You're breathing in.
It's long!
Is it long?
You don't say you're breathing in.
I want you to say "sexy," but you're afraid of any attacks.
Please understand.
Can you do "sexy"?
Can you serve me, Fujiwara?
Serve, Fuji!
That's good. You have a good voice.
Funt! Funt!
Wait a minute!
It's sexy!
It's Funty!
It's uncomfortable.
Funty break!
Are you Funty?
What song is it?
It's like a big old woman's Zurosu!
It's Zurosu break!
No!
What kind of fight is it?
It's heavy. It's heavy. What is it?
What is it? What is it?
What is it? What is it? What are you carrying?
She said "pa"! She said "pa"!
You're sexy, Rafjal-san.
She said "pa"! She said "pa"!
I'm tired. I'm tired.
It's so funny. It's so funny.
Are you tired? Are you sexy?
Are you just tired?
Please decide. Please decide. It's hard for me, Fujii-san.
I said "pa"!
It's intense.
What kind of fight is it?
Ouch!
Ms. Uzuri, you're fine. You're totally fine.
I'm totally fine.
You're hitting one person hard, though.
I'm sweating because it's one person.
It's the same distance, though.
What is it? What is it?
Shall we try it?
Let's try it.
This is my...
You can do it.
All-out attack!
Time's up!
It's weird.
No, it's weird!
It's because you're doing it on a weird stage.
Time's up!
It's weird.
Funti...
Funtiboy...
Funtiboy and J.J.
You don't even have a little bit of sexiness.
You're like, "Oh, man!"
I don't know if it's sexy or not.
Not at all.
Huh? Is this my sexiness?
It's because you're doing it on a weird stage.
You have a weird habit.
It's like...
On a stage... In a play...
It's like...
You didn't do it, did you?
You didn't watch "Learn Night."
It was hard.
Yeah.
Close the button.
Yeah.
Go home.
And wash your shoes and go home.
Put bleach in it.
Yeah.
Your fangs will come out.
Yes.
So, is there a next event?
Look forward to it!
That's all for "Half-Tennis"!
Well, it's time for the ending, but...
How do you like "Half-Tennis", Jara-san?
Well, I lost, so...
I'd like to play again, so...
Please give me a second chance.
Let's try to serve with all your heart for one more time.
Yes.
That's not it.
It's not sexy, is it?
No, it's not.
I'd like you to read a sexy book.
Yes, I will.
Kano-san might lead me to the world.
Kano-san might lead you to the four major tournaments.
I'd like you to lead me.
Kano-san, can you do it one last time?
Yes!
Ah!
That's not it!
Everyone, please study it.
Kano-san, you're from the regional qualifier.
I'm from the regional qualifier.
From the regional qualifier.
See you next week!
Good bye!