AISubs v3.5
This day, the mascot members gathered in the program lighting room were doing omekashi more carefully than usual.
It's cute, it's cute.
I think it's okay.
Oh, garlic?
I might kiss you, are you okay?
I like body touches.
I don't do body touches.
I do, I do.
Actually, on that day,
the mascots who were said to be appearing in a love reality show broadcasted on Abema TV
were expecting to fall in love with handsome guys.
However!
They're talking.
The atmosphere of the dressing room was like this.
Kawakami-san is in high spirits, isn't she?
Kawakami-san is in high spirits.
Kawakami-san is a little prettier than usual, isn't she?
Well, Shiro.
Shiro.
Shiro is pretending to be innocent.
Shiro tends to plan a date.
Shiro.
It's okay to show your face, isn't it, Shiro?
Natsume is also a little fluffy.
She's standing now.
Ah!
Fluffy material.
Ah, she's conscious of something.
There are girls who wear this kind of clothes.
Men like it, don't they?
That's right, that's right.
What kind of date is it?
Fluffy material.
If I'm cut off, I'll have a cramp right away.
I want to sit next to you.
I know, I know.
Your face is itchy, isn't it?
I want you to look at me.
Let me make it clear.
The mascots won't have a love project or anything like that!
What awaits them is...
That usual project!
Who is that person in front of you?
Pink girl?
Amikanta!
Ah!
With that twin-tailed Amiko.
I've never seen it.
Ah, ah, ah.
Everyone is too innocent.
No one has ever seen a love like that.
I mean, there are many high school students who have a love like that.
That's right, teenagers watch it.
Children who haven't been dumped.
Those who have been dumped.
It's not good.
Why did you come all the way to this place?
I'm doing a tough job like a mascot every day, so I'm happy and I can't help it.
That's right, everyone is like that.
It's completely different from their usual programs.
They look like they're not nervous at all.
Meanwhile...
Mihiro hasn't said a word.
It's hard to see him like that.
I know, right?
Can you put some strawberries in for him?
Strawberries.
He looks so young now.
His position of his head hasn't changed.
He looks like this when he's older.
How old is he?
How many years old is he?
Ah, Yana saw it, too.
I feel sorry for Mihiro.
I hope Mihiro will be happy.
Ah...
It's an incident!
What happened?
It's an incident!
What did you do?
Fujimura-san tweeted about it!
What are you doing?
You have to get mad at him!
He has a gymnastics equipment.
That's...
Fujimura Kohei's mom's equipment.
That's not a rule.
He's here!
Ah!
Eh, Tano-san!
He's pushing his back out.
He did.
I thought he was going to go boys' show.
Eh, Tano-san?
He's wearing a gutter belt.
That's not cool!
Satsumi-san!
Satsumi-san, you're breaking it!
Ah, there it is.
No, everyone...
No, no...
Kill it!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Cut it out! Cut it out!
Your hair is cleaner than usual.
Hey!
Soon...
Do it!
Ah!
It's stuck!
Ah, scary!
Is there no makeup?
With that said,
the excited members head to the studio excited!
Even though they don't know that their most hated project is waiting for them!
Of course!
The show that makes them excited is prepared like this!
They're fully cooperating with us!
Wow!
You look good!
Are you really a producer?
That's right.
Wow!
Can you do piercings?
That's right.
I'm free, so I can do a lot of it.
Do you have a perm?
Ah, I do have a perm.
Wow!
Really?
Wow!
Really?
Thank you for your cooperation!
Please listen to me!
Wow!
Times have changed!
There are no producers yet!
There are only weird men!
A refreshing producer who has a completely different atmosphere from a variety show
finally goes to the members who don't know anything!
And...
Good morning!
After this, without showing any shame,
The mascots who come with thick makeup and dark eyes!
You guys have that!
That!
That's it! That!
They're here! They're here!
They've entered the venue!
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
Yes!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Once again, I'm the love drama "Koi ga Shitai" producer,
I'm Abema TV's Oyaisu. Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having us!
This program is hosted by Suzukiyo-san.
I did season one, but the numbers were really good,
and I'll be doing season two as well.
And this time, I want to do it on a large scale,
so I want to really show you guys my love for you,
but at the end of the year, 3 hours special,
ABYS Smascuds Special Co.
It's like that.
It's a little...
No matter how many times I say it,
there's no way we're getting an offer like that from ABYS Smascuds Specialco!
While we're getting you guys to act out a love drama scene...
And today, after this,
we'd like to introduce "Ikemen Gundan".
Everyone's coming in,
but we want to film that scene properly,
and you don't have to be too conscious of the camera,
you can just be yourselves.
Let's go! Let's make them notice!
We have to go!
You can't watch any more of this!
"Ikemen Gundan" also goes to the members!
That's it for the description,
but if you have any questions,
we'd like to answer some of them.
It's pretty sudden, so...
Miro-san?
I'm married, but...
I see, I see.
That's...
Even if you're married,
maybe you'll start having feelings for each other.
Mihiro, you don't have to worry about that!
I'd like you to be yourselves,
and focus on acting out a love drama scene.
Yes?
If you think it's good,
is it okay to exchange contacts?
Isn't it too soon?
Kawakami!
We don't have that kind of timing anywhere else!
Like, contacts and stuff like that...
Since we're so excited about a project that doesn't even exist,
it's about time we "Ikemen Gundan"
brought them back to the real world!
The dancers too, right?
Oh, is it okay?
Since "Ikemen Gundan" members have appeared,
we'd like you all to come in!
Okay, let's welcome "Ikemen Gundan" members!
Thank you!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Handsome!
He's handsome!
But he's actually alone.
Alone?
Should we call him?
Should we?
Yeah, let's call him.
Come here, handsome!
Hello!
I'm asking you a question!
Why are you asking me a question in a show that doesn't exist?!
Kogawa-san, what kind of show is this?
It's about a love drama about love.
There's no such show, Fagas!
I don't want to see you in love!
Who wants to see you in love?!
Say it one more time!
I'll say it many times, but there's no way that offer will come to Muscats!
What's wrong with you?! Stand up! Stand up and do a fashion check!
That's terrible!
Your fashion is terrible!
Why did you stand up?!
Today, I wore a little cuter underwear than usual.
That's disgusting!
Blackness is meaningless even if you wear new underwear!
That's disgusting!
Fujiwara, look at Fujiwara!
What's wrong with you?!
Today, everyone said I was cute!
Who?!
Minato and Sae-chan said I was super cute!
I was like, "Can I go home now?"
I don't want that kind of makeup!
You're wearing the wrong makeup!
Minato, please fix your makeup!
You're wearing the wrong makeup!
That's right. You don't need such a handsome man.
He's the most handsome man in the world!
Black suits black!
You're perfect!
Shut up!
Natsume.
What?
You did it! You did it for me!
Why?
Why did you scratch me? Do you think you can hold me?
You idiot!
Bath mat! Come and scratch me with the bath mat!
What's wrong with you?
Bath mat!
Can you give me a piece of oil?
I bought it in Harajuku.
I ate it anyway.
Why?
Taste is like muscat.
How is it?
You look like Natsume.
That's it!
I'm Natsume!
That's it for today! Go back!
They were selling it!
What's wrong with you?
You smell!
Having pulled back the excited mascots back to their usual mascots,
we announce once again why they set up this prank today.
Wait, wait, wait!
How old are you?
I don't know!
You don't know?
Today...
Hey, you look sad.
Huh?
Huh? Don't you know?
No, I don't!
I don't know!
Come on!
Why are you acting like you know something?!
Two years ago, Mikami was chosen as the number one mascot.
After that, Mikami was made a fool of all over the country.
You've been working hard with that fool's face, haven't you?
Yes, I've been working very hard.
You've been being mean, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
But in the past two years, new members have joined, members have left, and new members have joined.
It's intense, so I'm going to decide here in a new way.
New members have joined, and now there are 37 mascots in total.
You're making a frowning face, but in fact, there are more fools than Mikami!
With that said, let's sort out fools for the first time in two years!
Who is Heisei's last endless fool?!
In addition, the first ever mascot member, Ackie, will also appear!
A grand Christmas party will also be held!
However, the members are surprised! Could there be an emergency?!
Eternal save version! Forbidden video on parade!
It's almost Christmas!
Mascots all gathered! Three hour special!
So, there's a lot of rumors going around.
Like, Shirai is actually suspicious.
What?!
Really?!
She looks smart!
Why, why?!
The staff are saying that she's suspicious.
I'm fine!
Really?!
And Nara-san always has her mouth open!
That's right!
Her mouth is open.
Her mouth is open, right?
And Sakura is either stupid or doing some kind of bad medicine!
It's okay!
I'm here!
You're here.
I'll do my best!
She looks stupid.
With that, we'll end 2018.
But before that, we'll sort out our stupidity!
Let's do it!
Also, I'll say this, but...
It's hard for me to say it myself, but...
As you know, "Mechaike" is a very popular show.
Right?
Even though the show is over, there are still many other shows.
But we've got permission from "Mechaike" staff!
As expected!
That's right!
We've got permission!
Even though it's over...
"Mechaike" staff said it's okay!
That's right! "Mechaike" staff said it's okay!
It's okay!
They said it's okay to do it.
Momo-chan, you're amazing today, too.
You're wearing all kinds of things.
I thought I'd have to wear a mecha.
What are you aiming for?
Do you have a concept for it?
For now, I'll make you sparkle.
You're annoying.
I'm sorry.
He said I was annoying.
I'm sorry it was a waste of time.
I don't know why you're dressed like that.
He's handsome, isn't he?
Right?
He had his own dressing room.
Yes, he did.
That's right.
My dressing room is called "Ryudoji Prefecture".
As for me...
What about you, Kurosawa-san?
Second place.
What about you, Kuro-chan?
First of all, I'm a clomical shadow.
That means you can't go back until you reach the top.
It's like a student project.
What did you do in your first year?
If you had told me, I would have studied more.
She's really stupid.
She really hates it.
It's okay, you've grown in the past two years.
And you have new members.
But I think there are more stupid people.
Who is suspicious?
I think Mihiro-san is suspicious, too.
Mihiro?
Over 30 years old?
I was able to study.
But you look like you're stupid.
With my face?
You don't look like you know anything.
Even though you're the oldest?
She's being told off.
Mihiro-san, is there anyone you think is suspicious?
Suspicious?
Sakura Moko.
Moko-chan, right?
I'll get 100 points.
Please say a few words.
Frog, pyoko-pyoko, mu-pyoko-pyoko.
Together, pyoko-pyoko.
Mu-pyoko-pyoko.
She's cute.
Don't say anything stupid.
She's a candidate.
With new members, there are many suspicious people.
Who is the most stupid?
The test begins!
20 minutes.
20 minutes!
But this is difficult.
No cheating! And write your names!
Okay!
Start!
The first subject is Japanese.
The basic kanji reading and writing problems can be answered even by middle school students.
But!
In this Japanese, there are many unbelievable answers that even your hair will stand on end!
Can I say something?
What's up?
What's up?!
I graduated from the National Language and Literature Department of the University of Sierra Leone.
Where is it?
Why?
I graduated from the National Language and Literature Department of the University of Sierra Leone.
So, I'm not the kind of person who would work with idiots like you.
Shut up!
You didn't say anything about the test, but you said it yourself!
I see. You were number one, Kona-san.
I'm definitely better than Kona-san this time!
You lost to me last time, so you should win first!
I won't lose this time!
Shut up! You're always in trouble, so hurry up and do it!
You can't do that!
That's right!
Yoshizawa-san!
Shut up! I'll kill you!
Takari-san!
Takari-san, please stop!
I'm about to get killed!
It's true that Kogawa-san is number one and Kurosawa- san is number six.
There's quite a difference.
Yumekana-chan is number two.
Yumekana-chan can do it.
Yumekana-chan is about as good as Kogawa-san.
She's fluffy and pretends to be stupid, but she's actually smart.
She's good.
As you can see, Kogawa-san is number one and Kurosawa- san is number six at the University of Sierra Leone.
On the other hand, Kogawa-san is number one with Yumekana-chan and Kamisaki-san.
Pay attention to this competition!
What's wrong?
I'm number three.
You're number three?
Am I number three?
Yes, you are.
Hey, if you think about it, you're stupid.
Tama-san...
Tama-san, you've changed. What's wrong?
Tama-san, did you have such a bad mouth?
People do all kinds of things when they come to fall in love.
Tama-san, you came here to fall in love, didn't you?
I'm sorry. I wanted to fall in love.
Is Kogawa the #1 idol again?
Or is it Kurosawa from Shirai?
And is Mika Mika the #1 idiot ever again?
There are so many weird answers that it makes you feel bad!
There are only 5 days left until Christmas!
So, we're going to use the time to decide who's the #1 idiot and hold a Christmas party!
Merry Christmas!
Let's have some fun at Muscat's Christmas party!
Today, we have Askey as a special guest!
Askey, you auditioned as a new member, didn't you?
That's amazing!
Is everyone still here?
It seems like about six people are gone, but there are still some people left.
You're still wearing that, aren't you?
I don't have money, so I'm still wearing this.
I'm wearing a T-shirt.
It's really a Christmas party today, so I'll be opening this later.
Let's sing, dance and have fun!
What are you going to do? Are you going to sing?
We're going to sing!
Drink, party and sing!
That noisy director is not in the scoring either!
We're going to party like crazy!
Santa Claus in a hurry
He came before Christmas
Hurry up, ring ring ring
Ring the bell for me
Ring ring ring
They seem to be having fun, but they don't seem to notice anything.
That's right! The person who should be here is not here!
Mitsuru-san!
I forgot about you!
Isn't she off today?
Kurosawa-san said she's off today.
Where did you go?
I didn't see you.
You didn't see me, did you?
Where did you go?
Hey!
Huh?
Hey!
Isn't something falling from above?
Hey...
Mitsuru-san!
Hey...
Where's the party venue?
Party venue is over here!
I heard it's here, but everyone's already gathered.
No, no, no!
The usual place, the usual studio...
Huh? Who is it?
Where?
Where is it?
Hey!
It's here, isn't it?
Hey!
No, no, no!
Huh?
This is the usual studio!
It's usual, isn't it?
Studio?
Where is it, on the contrary?
Where is it?
Hmm...
Here?
Huh? Where?
Isn't it someone's house?
Who? Someone's house?
I can't see!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
- It's Kuro-chan, isn't it?
- Kuro-chan, is it you?
Oh, it's not Kuro-chan!
No, no, no! It's my house! It's my house! It's my house!
It turns out it's Kawakami-san's house!
Kawakami-san's house?!
Maybe it's Kawakami's house...
Did we make a mistake?
We made a mistake!
It looks like they made a mistake at the party venue and arrived at Kawakami's house for some reason.
But what are they going to do?
It's not your house, so hurry up and come over here!
But it's a waste of time to prepare all sorts of things...
It's bad. It's bad.
Then, for now...
For now, we'll have a light party here and then head over there.
Why?!
It's not bad, though...
Kawakami-san's house seems like a party venue!
It's just right, so we're going to have a party!
Please stop me! Please stop me! Please stop me!
Which way should we go?
Let's go this way!
As soon as they searched the room...
Huh?!
It's so dirty!
Huh?!
What's this?!
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Oh my, oh my...
Huh?!
What is this?!
What is this?! What is this?!
Are these socks?!
They are socks!
But they're all socks!
They're all socks!
Please don't touch me! Please don't touch me!
Please don't touch me!
Since we are here, let's have a party!
Let's party!
No! Hey!
Come on, come on.
You like Mitsura-nee-san, don't you?
You like her, but you don't like her licking you up.
She licks me up.
We have a lot of things.
What is this?
What is this? "Zenrakan"
Zenrakan
"Mura ni shitooru" (I know it)
You read such a thick book.
"Mura ni shitooru" (I know it)
This is also an AV actress.
You read this kind of book?
You only read this kind of book.
AV actresses.
This is an underground naked.
You are studying hard.
You only read this kind of book.
This is dirty.
This is true.
Is this real?
Are you okay?
Oh, my God!
Are you okay?
Oh, my God!
Please forgive me!
It's delicious!
Oh, my God!
It's delicious!
Stop it!
Don't touch anything anymore!
Let's take a look at it.
You don't have to.
Someone was there!
Who? Chocoriba?
Chocoriba?
What's going on?
Someone was there!
Why didn't you notice?
Someone was there!
Ms. Kohato, you can't see it?
Let's do it!
Let's go in the back, Kohato!
Stop it!
In front of you!
Look!
She's there!
In front of you!
She's watching you!
It's her!
She doesn't notice you at all!
Isn't there another room in the back?
I don't think so!
They are looking for a bigger room for a party!
It's a bar room!
But there are a lot of rooms!
There's one more room!
Is this one bigger?
But it smells clean!
Yes, it does!
It smells clean!
But it's dirty!
It's messy!
What's wrong, Komoto-kun?
What's this?
It's a toothbrush!
Kawakami-san!
How do you use it?!
I feel like I've studied about it!
Really?
How do you use it?
Try it!
Kawakami-san, you're not doing it!
That's Kawakami-san's, isn't it?!
Why do you use it?!
It's cute!
Why do you use it?!
It's used up!
You're using it, aren't you?!
I don't know!
Yay!
That's no good either!
Why is it like this?
There's a lot of food, so my stomach is full!
My stomach is full!
Since we're here...
Do you have anything to decorate with?
Do you have anything?
Don't open it!
Too bad!
Why do you have three light bulbs?
It's scary!
What do you use it for?
Do you use it?
Don't put lotion in it!
It's not even a bug!
It's so hot!
I don't use it!
It's time for a party!
Do you have something to decorate with?
Don't you have anything to decorate with?
It looks like Christmas, and they want to make the room gorgeous.
It's a fine one.
What is this?
There is no decoration.
What is this?
Colored one.
There is no decoration.
Please go back.
Go back.
What is this?
Ah!
What is this?
There is one.
What is this?
There is one.
Yes, there is one.
What is this?
It's a beautiful one.
Please give it to them.
It's a little bit like Christmas.
It's beautiful.
Yes, it is.
They decorated the tree with dry panty oil.
Their underwear is cute and it's a wonderful panty Christmas.
Yes, it's good.
It's cute.
It's beautiful.
It's cute.
Yeah!
It's cute.
No!
Go home!
Wow!
It's cute.
Yes!
It's cute.
No, no, no!
Really!
Don't!
Go home!
OK.
The panty tree is complete!
OK!
Great!
Let's go together!
You can't go!
Please don't do it!
Please don't!
Please forgive her!
Please don't!
It's a nuisance!
Please let me in!
It's a nuisance!
It'll get cold!
Please don't go!
It's cold.
If you don't like it, please go home!
It's okay. It's Christmas.
It's not okay!
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry, too.
Who is she?
She is...
We don't know anything about it.
We don't know, but we've seen it.
You've seen it?
Please delete that picture!
We've taken a lot of pictures of it.
Please don't post it on Twitter!
No!
Please delete that picture!
No!
Say it!
She's the worst type of person!
It's done!
It's done?
What are you talking about?
It's done?
It's done!
She's prepared a meal suitable for a party.
But...
She's dancing merrily like it's Christmas!
Wait a minute!
Isn't it a different way of dancing?
She's jumping around!
She's dancing!
Where is she dancing?
I don't know where she's dancing!
She's dancing!
Wait a minute! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
No, no, no...
She's grabbing a pot!
Isn't it a different way of dancing?
It's fashionable!
It's fashionable! Hurry up!
They're coming! Hurry up!
Anyway, it's a fun and fancy Christmas!
Stop it! Stop it!
Isn't it a bra?
She's grabbing a popcorn!
So hot!
It's so hot!
Stop it, Nobura!
Nobura, stop it!
That's weird.
Where's Kuro-chan?
Kano-chan and Kuro-chan?
Kano-chan and Kuro-chan aren't here anymore?
Kano-chan and Kuro-chan aren't here anymore.
What?
Why is it yellow?
I can't find Kano and Shiro-chan, so I'll go look for them.
What do you want me to do?
What are you doing?
Let me go!
This is Siro-chan's white Christmas!
Or rather, an incident!
Let me go!
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
You can't do it!
What? What?
You can't do it!
You can't do it in one house!
What are you doing?
What is this?
Why are you approaching me?
No!
Why are you approaching me?
No!
Stop it!
I'm really sorry!
Do you want me to draw it for you?
I don't know where it is, so tell me where it is!
The usual studio!
The usual studio?
Chateau?
Chateau in Amema?
You know Chateau, don't you?
I don't know where it is!
You know it!
Chateau in Amema?
You come here every week, don't you?
Hurry up and tell me where it is!
Do you know where Chateau in Amema is?
I don't know how to get there!
Look it up!
What?
It's here!
Where is it?
It's here!
Stop it!
This way?
Chateau in Amema?
Make a circle and go up!
This way?
Chateau in Amema?
Where is it?
Stop it!
Oh! It's a smartphone!
It's not up there!
What should we do?
It's not up there!
Oh! Stop it!
Oh! It's up there!
It's up there!
Go back up?
Go up more?
Go up a little more!
Mr. Okuno!
It's just a stand!
Go up!
It's not a stand! It's a road!
Harajuku direction?
Harajuku this way?
Harajuku which way?
If it's Harajuku, it's this way!
It's this way!
If it's Harajuku, it's this way!
You have to go up!
Go up?
If it's Aoyama street, it's this way!
Aoyama street! Aoyama street!
It's Aoyama street, right?
It's not up there!
Make it a circle?
Make it a circle!
That's right! That's right!
Oh! I know! It's here!
I know! I know!
I know!
It's here?
It's here!
It's up there!
It's up there?
Go up to Aoyama and make a circle?
Is this okay?
It's up there! Come on!
It's messed up!
It won't disappear! It's ugly!
I just bought this recently!
You just bought it?
She's crying!
Kankami-san!
My house is messed up!
Kankami-san!
Do you have something to say?
No, don't mess up my house!
I see, it's hard for you to mess up your house.
It's too late!
We'll be right there!
Please wait for us!
We'll be right there!
We'll head over there!
We'll be right there!
Hurry up!
We'll follow you again!
Seriously, stop it!
Your face is all messed up!
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
What was the hardest?
The bed was pretty hard.
And the toys...
Don't talk about toys!
Do you use toys?
I use them a lot.
You should disinfect them once in a while.
Disinfect your acorns.
Can you use them?
But you used to have that back in the day, right?
Yeah, I did.
It's like a mascot.
Like a promotion?
Yeah, like a promotion.
But you'll be back soon, right?
You'll be back in about 20 minutes, right?
Then... let's go back to the party!
Yeah!
Let's go back!
Since we have Ackie with us today...
We've prepared this.
Let's go!
Let's have a chocolate party!
Yeah!
Speaking of Ackie, chocolate party!
A happy party where everyone dances and drinks chocolate starts!
Chocolate disco!
Disco!
Since we're having a big Christmas party...
We've prepared a big chocolate fondue!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Now, let's start the chocolate party with delicious chocolate!
Chocolate fondue, right?
Yes!
Today is a Christmas party, so marshmallows are fine, but...
Well...
It's like a Christmas tree.
Yes, it is.
It's like a Christmas tree.
The colour is like Christmas.
This is...
Well...
This is...
It's spicy and sweet.
It's chocolate pepper, isn't it?
Well...
Mina and Riku...
Do you want to try it?
Just a little.
You're the one who said it.
Try it.
Just a little.
That's right. Just a little.
Let me try it.
Thank you for it.
Here you go.
What's wrong?
I'm sick of it.
It's spicy, isn't it?
It's spicy!
It's spicy because of the chocolate.
Chocolate pepper is spicy!
All you have to do is dance and have fun!
That's Ackie's chocolate party!
Chocolate!
rians!
Chips and!
Chocolate!
rians!
Chips and then!
Chocolate!
Chips and!
Chocolate!
Chips and!
Is it good?
Yeah!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!
Happy New Year!
The studio is in a great mood with a chocolate party for the new year!
If Mitsuro-san doesn't come soon, the party will be over!
Hey, you made a mistake!
Hey, let's go to the chateau properly!
Chateau!
Yes, let's go to the chateau!
One, two...
Oh, Blenderie, where is your house?
My house is in Switzerland!
Like beautiful sea turtles!
Yahoo!
Hohohohohohohohoho!
"The Midnight Christmas Party 3 Hour Special" starts now!
And now, the results of the stupid test announcement!
The shock wave continues!
On the other hand, we are still in the middle of the test!
They are facing each other with serious expressions that you can hardly see in ordinary programs!
The questions that such members are doing now are...
"Society's Problems"!
There is history and many other things in Chile, but...
Here, too, there are only questions that can be answered by anyone at the junior high school level!
"Smoothness"!
We don't even need a minute for such a test!
We don't need it!
Please kill me!
But...
Please kill me!
I'll really kill you!
You can't say "I'll kill you"!
Please kill me!
But you're higher up than me last time, right?
You...
You're losing!
You were a little nervous last time!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You're losing!
Don't hit the bullseye!
Where is Matsume-san of him?
That's a long story!
What a lovely name!
The last common sense is...
From English to super-easy math!
There are so many subjects packed with questions!
If you can't answer, you'll be embarrassed!
There are so many common sense questions!
I've been seeing Mika Mika's face all the time.
Is it over?
It's over.
No way!
Can you show me a little?
Comments?
I'm pretty confident.
No, I'm not going to do it twice in a row.
I don't have much confidence.
It's okay.
It's better to give it to someone else.
Mika Mika, are you okay?
Oh!
Huh?
You've grown up!
You didn't join us, did you?
I didn't! I didn't!
Last time, Mika Mika was a little suspicious,
but she used her brain fully and finished writing a three-lesson test problem!
It's over!
Thank you for your hard work!
It only took a moment for them to catch their breath!
After this, they will make a mess of Chinkaitou, which looks harmless!
Among these 37 people, there is a special idiot!
Well, last time, Mika Mika was displayed as the number one idiot,
but in fact, it's been 10 years since the birth of Muscats,
so is there a star idiot that Muscats is proud of?
A star idiot that Muscats is proud of?
I don't know much about it, so...
This is scary!
Scary?!
It's a monster!
A monster?!
That person has arrived!
Please come in!
There are that many stars?
Shirahara-san, please come in!
Wow!
How is it?
Wow!
The number one idiot of the first Muscats, Shirohara Saemi!
A legendary star idiot who is known for his love of Sammy,
has arrived for the members with enthusiasm!
How are you doing recently? What are you doing recently?
Recently, I'm playing mahjong!
Mahjong?!
Yes!
I've become a professional mahjong player!
What?!
You're a professional!
But that doesn't mean you're smart, does it?
That's right!
You're smart!
You're really good at it, aren't you?
Yes!
You've studied it, haven't you?
Is it okay for you to use Japanese maps and whiteboards?
Yes!
Five years ago, she couldn't use Japanese maps,
but now that she has a star idiot, she can use them!
It's fun to love, isn't it?
With one stroke...
One stroke?!
No, you don't have to use one stroke!
What?!
That's scary!
It's a little out of place...
It's out of place?!
It's out of place!
It's okay for you to write it down, even in English!
So, like this...
Like this...
This is like Tokyo...
This is Nagoya...
Like this...
The earth is in order...
The earth is in order in Sendai, Nagoya, and Tokyo...
It's been a long time since we last met!
No, no, no!
Please go back!
No...
Where are you?
We usually go back to where we were standing before.
That's right.
Two steps forward is the dressing room over there.
We go back there?
When everyone started to get a little drawn in to the star idiots,
these people also rushed in!
There are still people who would like to see your answers later.
Could you come here for a moment, please?
Please come in.
Thank you for coming.
Could you come in, please?
Please come in!
Thank you for coming!
Come in!
Please come in!
Come in!
Thank you for coming!
Come in!
Why?!
What you see here, who are probably mature than their first-generation mascots...
Each of you, please introduce yourselves!
Wait!
Why?
Why?!
What's wrong?
Dad!
That's right!
She's the one who brought it.
Mom!
I'm sorry.
What is it? What is it?
Mom and sister.
What?
You came that far?
Why is your family alone?
Mom...
Mom?
Sina-san?
Wasn't it work today?
Mom?
Wasn't it work today?
Is this Sina-san's mother?
Would you like me to introduce myself?
I'm Keiko-san, Tatsumi-chan's mother.
Keiko-san!
Her voice is similar too!
She's so cute!
Tatsumi-san, are you good at studying?
Even though it's a test today.
How was it as a kid?
It was always...
To your mother...
She's embarrassed.
She's embarrassed to her mother.
She's embarrassed, really.
How have you been lately, daughter? You look like you're going to kill someone.
A little dark.
How are you?
I'm a little scared.
You're a little scared?
But she's a really nice girl.
She's a nice girl?
She's a really nice girl.
She's really nice?
She's not like that.
She's a nice girl.
You're pretending, aren't you?
She's showing her dark side.
She's really nice.
She's a really nice girl.
What?
And this mother is...
She's stylish!
She's cute.
What's with you?
She looks like she's pregnant.
She looks like her father.
I'm a nurse today.
I work on Thursdays.
Good night.
She's a daughter!
I'm sorry!
How have you been, daughter?
She's a proud daughter.
I really don't like it.
What's with you?
She goes to a good school.
I really don't like it!
And this mother is...
She's a nurse today.
I'm sorry!
She's stylish!
What's with you?
She's a daughter!
In her childhood...
Shintsol-san is crying!
I really care about her.
As a mother!
I'm really grateful!
It was fun.
Don't cry.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Thank you for coming.
Mom, thank you or sexy goat, which one do you like?
Which one?
Mom, I like sexy goat.
Mom, what do you want me to do?
You've grown up well.
Mom, thank you.
I'm glad.
I'm fighting with you now.
Why are you fighting?
I've been watching videos of people who are in their late teens.
That's what your boyfriend said.
That's what your ex-boyfriend said.
Mom, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Give me a hug.
I'm moved.
Shirai-san, how do you like it?
It's really wonderful.
What's wrong?
Are you all right?
Is it really better to attack?
Are you all right?
Please control your emotions.
There is also a hot flash.
It's like in the middle of a mama-san parade.
It's really sporty.
It's a different fashion.
How do you like it?
What do you think of Subaru-san's activities?
She always plays with me and answers me.
I think she's doing her best.
She's kind.
She's a kind gentleman.
Subaru-san!
I'm moved.
Subaru-san!
Are you all right?
Subaru-san!
I'm moved.
What's wrong?
Are you all right?
Please control your emotions.
Tears of emotion are flowing everywhere.
The mysterious mother is...
My name is Kasai.
Kasai-san!
Did you tell your members?
Kasai-san!
Why?
Did you come to your daughter's workplace?
I came because I have a job interview for six months.
Don't call me.
Don't call me to my workplace.
I thought it was a greeting.
I'm sorry!
Be careful.
Can we see it?
Look!
It's a new model!
It's premium.
This is a good new model.
Thank you for coming.
Can you look at the results?
Let's see the results.
Today's topic is not about smart parents and children.
It's about stupid parents and children.
Let's see the results.
First of all, let's see the national language.
By the way, the first place in national language is...
Minato.
Minato is in first place.
Kogawa is not in the top five.
It's not good.
First of all, it was unexpected that Kogawa, who was in first place last time, was taken by Minato.
I'll skip it from the beginning.
First of all, there was a kanji writing.
"Ebisu".
This is your name.
It's in the group.
Let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is here.
It's obvious.
It's your own group.
It's obvious.
First of all, Natsume.
Why?
Really?
Natsume.
This is Natsume's answer.
What is this?
It's a little different now, isn't it?
So...
What is this?
I feel like I'm going crazy.
I couldn't reach the result.
Everything is wrong.
Do you graduate without writing?
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I knew it was all wrong.
No matter how much I write, it's always wrong.
It's always wrong.
Make sure you write it down.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I was nervous.
Moko-chan.
Moko-chan's answer is...
S.
What is this?
Moko-chan.
What's wrong, Moko-chan?
Moko-chan!
What's wrong?
I thought I was missing something, but I did my best.
There is a station called Ebisu station, right?
I did my best while remembering that, but the result was this.
Next is a reading question.
He is "manshinsoi".
This is how you read it.
"Manshinsoi".
It's a word you use when you're wounded or in pain.
Kanzaki's "manshinsoi".
This is how you read it.
"Manjin-ondei".
Does "manjin-ondei" mean "thank you" in Japanese?
Yes, it means "thank you" in Japanese.
Does "manjin-ondei" mean "thank you" in Japanese?
Is it mixed up?
Isn't it used when you say "thank you"?
For example, you say "thank you for the event".
"Thank you for the event".
This is "manshinsoi", isn't it?
Mother?
Mother!
It's difficult.
Please teach me.
It's difficult.
Next is Usa-chan!
Usa-chan!
This is how Usa-chan read "manshinsoi".
"Mannmisoji".
"Mannmisoji"?
I just read it as it is.
"Soji" and...
"Soji"?
Do you read "ji" like this?
"Jiro no ji".
But it's different, isn't it?
Next is Ishioka-san!
Yes.
I'm looking at you.
What is it?
This is how Ishioka-san read "manshinsoi".
"Zenshinbansou".
"Zenshinbansou"?
What is it?
Did you play "bansou"?
What is "bansoukou"?
What does it mean?
"Zenshinbansoukou"?
"Bansoukou"?
"Zenshinbansoukou"?
It's weird.
It's disgusting.
What does "zenshinbansoukou" mean?
"Zenshinkizudarake"?
It has a meaning.
"Manshin".
"Okasama".
"Kangaeraremase".
It's correct.
She is a girl.
Next, "kotobaza".
"Atsusasamusa" also has a correct answer.
"Higanmade".
"a" is wrong, isn't it?
It's like this.
"Atsusasamusa" also has "higanmade".
Yes, it's "higanmade".
The leader can say it.
Leader, please say it.
The leader's "atsusasamusa" is...
"kimochinomamade".
You are good at it.
You are fashionable.
You are beautiful.
"Mamade".
You use "ma" well.
You are good at it.
"Mamade".
You are good at it.
"Atsuino" and "samuino" can be changed by "kimochinomochio".
It depends on your mood.
It can be anything.
I wrote it as it is.
"Mamade".
Next, "kawakami".
"kawakami" is good at it.
"kawakami"'s "atsusasamusa" is...
"koyoi".
"koyoi"?
Can we say it?
Can we say "koyoi" until "koyoi"?
"koyoi" is wrong.
I don't think so.
Why don't you say "dekirufu"?
Are you trying to deceive me?
No, I'm not.
"osamari" is good until "koyoi", isn't it?
"osamari" can be changed by "koyoi".
You have that kind of personality.
You don't show off.
You show off your fashion.
It's not good because you show off.
"kawakami"'s "kakkotsuketamachigai" is...
Next, "write down the name of the person and the first part of the work".
This is a matter of chance.
It's a matter of chance.
The author of "hashire meros" is "dazai osamu".
The first part of the work is "meros" is "gekido shita".
It's very easy.
It's very...
It's very easy, isn't it?
It's very...very easy.
It's very basic.
First of all, "osamu" is "pusachan osachan no dazai osamu".
"yamadochi taro".
"dare"?
"doko no hito"?
"meros" is "totsugeki".
"totsugeki shimasu".
Next, "nara san".
"nara san".
"nara san" again?
"nara san"'s "dazai" is "hada sousa".
"dare"? "hada sousa"?
"hada sousa" is "dare"?
"hada sa" is "dare"?
I didn't know.
The way you use "shita" is amazing.
"nigeta"!
It can't be!
Next, "moko chan"!
"jouren san".
"jouren san"'s "dazai" is "tanaka gojirou san".
"tanaka gojirou san"'s "dazai" is "tanaka gojirou san".
If you say "gojirou" it's not "gojirou", is it?
Since you look like that...
Because you look like that...
I thought so, too.
You look like "gojirou"
I feel like "gojirou".
"meros" is "zenshin shita".
They've answered a lot of "non-parade"!
And there are more "unbelievable" answers!
I couldn't answer everything, but I managed to comeback.
Next, "matsuoka san".
"matsuoka san"?
"matsuoka san"'s "dazai" is "tokugawa iei".
I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is the scariest thing, right?
I'm scared!
My high school is in Anachika, so I haven't learned it yet.
That's not true!
Can you learn it in Anachika?
I'm doing average education.
The last one, Kawakami-san.
Kawakami-san.
Did you try to look cool again?
No, I tried to look cool.
Did you? Yes, I tried to look cool in kanji.
What is it?
Datsukouyoku?
Who is it?
What is it?
What is "merosu"?
Please read it.
"Merosu" is "damashita".
"Damashita"?
That's crazy!
I'm scared!
Kawakami-san, You are wrong, but you look cool in kanji!
I'm sorry for looking cool in kanji.
It's ugly!
Your words are really ugly!
A workaholic's mature awareness is also surprising!
These days we are all selfish.
It's a hat!
Change your hat's direction!
Cover it up!
Don't be serious!
You're getting stupid all of a sudden.
You should wear a yoko too!
You're getting stupid all of a sudden.
Lastly, the melody.
Everyone wrote their own melodies, so we had a lot of individuality.
Basically, it's a melody, so you should follow the 5-7-5, but...
We don't need 5.
We want you to follow only this.
However, Shirafuji-san.
Shirafuji-san will come out.
Shirafuji-san.
The mascot melody that Shirafuji-san wrote is...
Eroic, correct, beautiful.
3-4-5, right?
It's a standard word.
Standard word.
I thought it was a standard word.
What is it?
It's like a mascot's standard word.
Are you looking down on me?
You're making a stupid face, Wakano-san.
You're making a stupid face.
"Eroic, correct, beautiful" is our own thing, right?
It's that, right?
Kawakami-san, that's enough.
5-7-5 is difficult for an idiot.
What did an idiot with a cool face do?
It's Kogawa-san.
Oh, Kogawa-san can do it?
Kogawa-san's mascot melody is...
Members and the memories I want to make.
It's beautiful.
You're doing it with that kind of feeling, right?
That's right.
How is it, Kogawa-san?
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
By the way, can you do a mascot melody with 5-7-5?
5-7-5.
Singing a mascot song.
Are you asking me?
Can you do a mascot melody with 5-7-5?
5-7-5.
Mascots.
Memories we make together.
She already stole it!
She's close!
Isn't she close?
She has a bad habit of stealing!
She stole it!
As expected of Starbucks for closing it out with such ease.
Next up is "Society."
The average is terrifyingly low, 34th place.
Here, "Society" in first place is...
Yume Kana-chan!
Oh my!
Yume Kana-chan had a high score even in her test two years ago!
Will she eat up her overall score?
That's right!
"Society" is Yume Kana-chan!
She can do it!
I think the question was "Write the capital of the next country,"
but let's start with Russia.
The capital of Russia is...
Moscow!
It's easy!
Moscow!
It's easy!
You can write the most famous city.
That's right!
It's true!
Wow!
I've heard this many times!
Let's go. Russia is...
Moscow is...
TAMO-san!
ISTANPUR!
That's weird!
ISTANPUR!
It's...
ISTANPUR!
It's ISTANPU rule, right?
It's TURKEY...
What's wrong?
What's wrong? What is it?
Russia...
ISTANPUR!
Huh?
No, it's not.
No, you said it with beautiful eyes.
It's good, it's good.
It's not.
ISTANPUR!
It's a Turkish city.
And there is ISTANPU rule.
Ah, it was close.
It's not close, right?
It's not close, but...
The more horrible answer is...
It's not close, but...
Next, Russia!
It started from here, right?
Spain's capital was...
The correct answer is Madrid.
Right? Madrid, right?
Russia's capital of Spain is like this.
This one!
BARIANGEL!
It's scary.
BARIANGEL!
It's scary!
What is it?
I really want an explanation for this!
What is BARIANGEL?
BARIANGEL!
What is it? I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of BARIANGEL in Spain.
BARIANGEL is...
Scary, scary!
S-scary?
Which one is it?
This one!
She's suspicious.
She's scary.
BARIANGEL is different.
It's not erotic language.
BARIANGEL is different.
Next, Nara!
It's red.
It's heavy.
Nara's capital of Spain is like this!
FRASH!
It's no good!
I don't like it!
What is it?
What is it you're mistaken for?
Where is it coming from?
Um...
It didn't come up at all,
so it's like Spanish food.
SHIRASCO?
SHIRASCO!
That's Brazil, right?
The one with meat.
That's right.
That's right?
What's with that serious face?
It's this!
It's your mistake!
It's this face!
Next, the capital of North Korea is like this!
PYONGYANG!
You know it, right?
TZUMI's answer.
TZUMI's capital of North Korea is like this!
SOUTH KOREA!
Problem.
Big problem.
It's a big problem.
She's trying to get it right, but it's a problem.
Right?
Mom, it's a big problem.
Mom, I'm sorry.
Mom, calm down.
You're so cute, Mom.
If they found out, it'd be bad.
Right?
It'd be a mess.
Write the name of the next world heritage.
There was Italy.
Italy's tower.
This is the correct answer.
This is also easy.
The capital of Pisa.
It's easy.
It's famous.
The capital of Pisa.
It's famous.
It's because it's tilted.
It's Mr. Yamanaka.
Mr. Yamanaka?
Where?
Mr. Yamanaka?
She came here and tried to play with Mr. Yamanaka's first appearance, but...
Mr. Yamanaka!
What's wrong?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I'm not speaking yet, but I don't like it.
You don't like it?
You prefer I don't show it?
You can ask the next person.
You don't want me to show it?
I'm sorry, Grandpa.
I don't know.
How about you, Ms. Kishoga?
I think it's boring.
Why?
Is it boring?
Your daughter is fighting.
Please be nice to her.
(laughter and applause)
That's amazing.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you came, Mom.
Mom, you're important.
Without you, we wouldn't have been able to do this.
I'm glad you came.
Thank you, Mom.
Next, Kawakami-san wrote the Italian flag like this.
Sperman, no mark.
(laughter)
Sperman, no mark.
What does "sperman" mean?
"Sperman" means...
What does "sperman" mean?
Do you know what "sperman" means?
Tsuruo-chan, what does "sperman" mean?
Mikami-san, what does "sperman" mean?
"Sperman" means...
It's like your own flag.
(laughter)
This angle is perfect.
(laughter)
(applause)
How about the back?
It's like a catcher.
(laughter)
It's getting more and more stupid.
Please don't write "sperman."
Sperman, no mark.
Next, write the map symbol.
First, police station.
I'm confident about my skills.
Ms. Ishioka, the police station looks like this.
It's a star.
(laughter)
American police.
- How about you?
- I think you're better than me.
- Why?
- You're wrong, Ms. Ishioka!
It's not okay.
Get angry properly.
It's no good.
You have to get angry properly.
It's not okay.
What is okay?
Next, Su-bu.
Where is Su-bu's house?
Isn't it related to the police?
Yes, it is.
Isn't it?
You have to write it down, right?
I didn't write it down.
It's not okay.
What is it?
It's a ball.
It's scary.
It's like a star legend.
I tried my best to remember it.
It's strange, isn't it?
But I thought the guy practicing next to me was a fireman.
And I thought he was a security guard.
Security guard.
I took it seriously.
She didn't even know the police.
She was hiding until now.
Dad! Dad!
Dad, you're a policeman, aren't you?
Why did you say that?
Why did you say that with your family?
Just you.
There are three of you.
Three people.
You said that with your family.
Dad.
You're a policeman, aren't you?
It's your job.
I'm a fireman.
I'm sorry I trusted you.
Dad, your daughter is ugly.
I know.
Good job!
Good job, everyone!
Good job!
Good job, everyone!
What a wonderful father you are!
You are wonderful!
You are so cool!
Thank you for your hard work, father!
He never lies!
Let's move on!
Question four.
Answer the name of historical figures and their famous sayings.
Common sense!
Common sense, right?
Let's start with the first question.
Here is the answer.
Yukichi Okazawa.
It's "Ijimaensatsu", isn't it?
"I don't make people over people", "I don't make people under people".
Leader Ichikawa.
Leader...
Ichikawa, I wanted you to know.
Here is Ichikawa's answer.
The last one is higher.
"I don't make people over people", "I don't make people under people".
What do you think?
"I don't make people over people"...
It's a philosophy!
As a leader...
That's right.
"I don't make people over people", "I don't make people under people".
As a leader, it's a good philosophy.
It's good.
I want you to study it.
Answer the next part of historical events.
Toyotomi Hideyo prohibited owning weapons other than weapons.
Here is the answer.
"Katanagari" (sword fighting)
You've heard of it, haven't you?
"Katanagari" (sword fighting)
Right? It's simple.
It's simple.
"Katanagari" (sword fighting)
Next.
Kano-san.
Here is Kano-san's answer.
"Kanamono" is prohibited.
"Kanamono" is prohibited?
"Kanamono" is prohibited to own weapons other than weapons.
"Katana" is metal, so I thought it was "kanamono".
I thought "kanamono" was prohibited.
I see.
"Kanamono" is prohibited.
"Katana" is similar, isn't it?
That's right. "Katana", yes.
Well, you know what it means, right?
I know what it means.
You'll gradually lose track of it.
Shiraishi-san.
Shiraishi-san?
Shiraishi-san, you weren't smart.
Smart?
What is it?
Shiraishi-san's answer is that "Katana" is prohibited to own weapons other than weapons.
"Samurai Arashi" (samurai storm)
The letters are different, too.
"Samurai Arashi" (samurai storm)
Yes, in "Kawaii".
Does "samurai" mean "storming" a village?
I think there are "samurai" who have regretful thoughts.
Because if you don't learn the "samurai" word,
"samurai" who cherished "katana" will be taken away.
Please say the next one.
No, no, no.
Good job, mom.
Let's make new words.
I don't know what it means, either.
"Momonogi-cha" (peach rice tea)
"Momo-cha" (peach rice tea)
"Momo-chan," thanks to you, has weapons other than weapons.
The thats "Ochimushashin". (drowned samurai priest)
Is that it?
It's funny.
Isn't it it?
It's funny.
Isn't it drowned samurai priest?
He picks traits.
When I was told "beshi" (zombies and coronavirus)
If it came up with "ochimusha" (drowned swordsman)
Or "musha" (swordsman)
And I gave it a name like that and made it accurate.
Accurate?
What kind of system is this accuracy system?
As Momonogi tries to make it accurate little by little,
the answer that looks like it's going to make a lot of noise is...
It's finally coming out.
This is what Mikami-san's Bushiigai-no-mono-wa- buki- shouyo-kinshi-ta-kore-wo-gochira.
It's called "sasurai-no-buki".
That's cool!
Why "sasurai-no-buki"?
An item? An item?
"sasurai-no-buki"!
It's like an item in a game!
"sasurai-no-buki"!
What kind of weapon is "sasurai-no-buki"?
What can you do with it?
"sasurai-no-buki" is amazing.
It's the longest...
Longest?
A katana?
How long is it?
How long is it? How long is it?
Three meters.
It's three meters!
Let's move on.
Question six.
Draw a picture of Egypt's titanic turtle.
Isn't this a lucky question?
Well, it is characteristic of a titanic turtle.
Let's take a look at the correct answer of the titanic turtle.
Here it is.
It's like this.
Right?
It has something on its chin.
It's Natsume-san's titanic turtle.
Natsume-san used to be an illustrator.
That's right.
That's right. She used to be an illustrator.
Right?
Natsume-san's titanic turtle.
Here it is!
A rice ball?
A side dish?
A side dish might be good.
What is this?
Is it meat?
What is it?
Super hot?
A rice ball with a long back hair.
A rice ball with a dark back hair.
A rice ball with a long back hair.
A titanic turtle?
Natsume seems like she wants to be an illustrator after graduation.
She is worried about her future, but she is more worried about her titanic turtle now.
Next, Tatsumi-san.
Mother, can you do it for me?
Mother, you can see Tatsumi-san's picture.
Shina-san's titanic turtle is this!
Oh, scary.
What?
What is this?
A bird?
What is this?
What is this underneath?
What is this?
Mother, what is this?
Mother!
Let's talk about it tomorrow.
Let's talk about it one day.
This is scary.
Is it a shadow or is it born from the roof?
I don't know.
What is this?
Is it blurred?
What is this, Shina-san?
I drew it with the image of a sealed cell.
With the image of a sealed cell?
A cell?
This round thing is a cell.
What is this eye?
Oh, this is poison.
Mother!
My heart is pounding.
Mother!
She is worried.
But she is a kind girl.
Yes, she is kind.
What am I going to draw?
After a very worried Tsutankhamen, there is a very sad Tsutankhamen.
Let's continue.
Shirai-san.
Shirai-san's Tsutankhamen is this.
What is this?
It's cute, but it's a one-letter word.
She is doing her best.
Is she wearing glasses?
If she did, she would say "I love you, Halloween" next year.
I think she would say that.
Please say it.
Let's continue.
Fujiwara.
Mother.
I drew it.
Mother, please look at it.
I really drew it.
Fujiwara-san's Tsutankhamen is this.
After a sad Tsutankhamen, there is a very sad Tsutankhamen.
What is this on the side?
It's like a dress.
Excuse me, is this Tenga?
It's Tenga.
You wrote this a lot.
Mom! Mom!
I didn't write it.
This is heredity, so it can't be helped.
Are you okay?
Mom, you write Tenga, too?
After Tenga, who can't write Titanic, we have a new character.
Finally, Mikami.
Mikami is human.
Mikami is a painter who painted Napoleon.
Here is Mikami's Titanic.
Mikami is a painter who painted Napoleon.
As expected of last time's No. 1 idiot.
The level is different.
No way!
Something like an earring is coming out.
What is this?
Triangle.
It looks like a ceiling ghost.
It has an image like a triangle.
So I thought my face was a triangle.
My eyebrows are dark.
Your eyebrows are dark?
I thought there were wrinkles around my eyebrows.
It looks like a fin.
A fin?
There was a fin.
It's not a fish, is it?
No. 1
There are still more idiots.
The last one is common sense.
The average score is 46 and Shibuya is in the middle.
Kisaragi is at the top.
Next up is Kano.
Nanami and the new members are considering it.
It's about baseball.
This summer, in Koshien, they played a final match against Osaka University.
It was in high school in Akita Prefecture.
This is famous, isn't it?
It's very famous.
Drafts have been going around recently.
Here is the correct answer.
Kanashi Agriculture.
That's right.
I want you to know this.
First of all, Subu.
This is the high school in Akita Prefecture where Subu was born.
Ashikaga High School.
It's not Akita, is it?
I don't really watch baseball.
I only remember that there is a kanji for "Ashi".
I see, Kanashi.
How about you, dad?
If you don't tell me, I'll arrest you.
Dad!
Let's have fun!
What a wonderful father you are!
You said you'd arrest me at will.
Dad!
Next up is this high school in Akita Prefecture.
Kanashi.
Correct!
Is it a high school?
That's close!
Sad farming!
Isn't it like farming?
It's not like it at all.
This is bad.
Mom, there's something wrong with you.
That's why we fight.
You're still mad?
Mom, you should continue to delay farming.
On the contrary, you should continue to delay it.
Mom is also surprised.
It's an impossible mistake.
But there's an unexpected answer.
Mr. Kawakami!
He wrote "farming".
Mr. Kawakami.
It's impossible for him to be wrong.
Mr. Kawakami's answer is...
What?
He didn't write "farming".
It's not like it at all.
He didn't write "farming".
It's like "farming".
How do you write "farming"?
It's like "farming".
"Farming" is scary.
What's "farming"?
What?
"Farming"?
What's "farming"?
"Farming"?
"Foot and head".
He got "foot and head" wrong.
That's not possible.
That's wrong.
"Foot and head".
That's not possible.
Why?
He's not stupid.
"Foot and head" is wrong.
It's wrong.
You should cover your bangs and wear a hat.
You're becoming more and more stupid.
You should cover your head.
You're becoming more and more stupid.
You should wear a hat.
You should smile like this.
She can't act cool anymore.
Next, write all 12 letters.
You can do it like this.
This is Moco's 12 letters.
"Mouse", "bull", "tiger", "tuttle", "bee", "horse", "sheep", "rabbit", "dog", "bird", "snake", "fox"
Fox
What's wrong?
Fox
They're running out of answers.
We'll do the last part.
Next, write "Monday" and "Sunday" in English for one week.
Most of you wrote this.
"Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday", "Tuesday
What?
Next, write the 4th column of the song.
This is wrong.
How can you get it wrong?
There is hardly anyone like that.
There is only one person who makes strange mistakes.
Huh?
Ms. Ishioka.
Huh?
Ms. Ishioka, look at this.
I think she really wrote it.
This is her 4th column of the song.
Chichi is four, four is eight, four is three, twelve, four is sixteen, four is twenty, four is twenty-one, four is twenty-eight, two is eight, three is twenty, four is fourteen.
Scary! Scary!
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Why is it so hard?
What's wrong?
Huh?
Huh? Since when?
Wrong!
This one!
I'm asking you!
This one! Since when?
When did you come up with that stupid answer?
End of discussion.
That's all for common sense.
I'd like to announce the results.
Confirmation, but Berry's number one fool has a penalty game.
Who is the number one fool who stands at the top of a terrible fool's answer that even makes you feel dizzy?
Finally, the ranking announcement!
So let's announce it!
I'll go first.
Oh, from the first shot?
The number one fool everyone admires!
Will it be Kogawa's Renpa or Shirairi Kurosawa?
Or will it be Minato, who doesn't want to lose to Kurosawa?
The number one fool of Daikon Sen is...
The number one fool is...
Natsuki!
The number one fool is...
It's Natsuki-san!
Natsuki-san!
She's excellent!
For the first time today, Natsuki, who said "Yay!" with a loud voice, is number one unexpectedly!
With scores above the average score, she's number one fairly!
Did you come from Kyoto on your own?
Yes.
As expected.
Wow!
On her own?
Wow!
She's pretty good!
With three permissions, she got a total of 222 points!
Wow!
Wonderful!
Wow!
Wonderful!
For the first place, Natsuki got a present like this from the girls!
I think I can do it.
It's amazing.
It's decided.
Yes!
I'll do it!
Next, the second place is...
The second place for the top class fools!
Last time, it was the first place, Kogawa.
This is a place where anyone can enter!
Who will eat up the top group?!
The second place is...
Yume Kana!
Wow!
Yume Kana, you're great!
You're great!
You did it!
It was close!
The difference between you and the first place!
Two points!
Wow!
Oh my!
Two points!
Kinsa! Kinsa!
Oyume is in second place!
All grades are above average!
Even in the last test, she was in second place!
Even though she's tricky, she's a common person!
Next up is the third place.
Koga-san, you're not in it, are you okay?
I think I'll be in it soon.
I see!
Are you confident in getting third place?
How about you, Koga-san?
No, I'll be in it next.
Are you okay?
Get ready to be happy.
Yes!
You can say "yay"!
"Yay"!
Here we go.
Third place!
Will Kogawa, who was in first place last time, slip into the top three of Oricou-san?
Will it be Kurosawa Shirayuri?
Or will it be Minato?
Or will it be Kanisaki?
The new members are also creepy, but...
Will the one who can say "yay" in the end be...
Saya Kisaragi!
Yay!
The third place is for the new member, Saya Kisaragi!
She's a social person who stumbled, but she's in first place in general common sense,
so she's in top three!
Next up is fourth place in the same rank.
There are three people in fourth place in the same rank!
Three people?
First one.
Fourth place.
Wow, three people are in fourth place!
She missed out on top three, but she'll still be in Oricou-san if she gets into the top three!
Kogawa wants to at least get in here!
Shirayuri and Kurosawa haven't been called in yet, but...
The first person in fourth place is...
Kamisaki Shiori!
Wow!
She's here!
Last time, Kamisaki Shiori, who was in third place, was ranked in!
She's in fourth place in every rank with stable grades above average!
Next up is fourth place in the same rank.
Kurosawa Mele!
She's here!
She's here! She's here!
She's fourth! She's fourth!
A little irritated Kurosawa Shirayuri is fourth in the same rank!
As expected of Shirayuri!
But she's still a little irritated.
Another person in the same rank is...
Riko Minato!
You did it!
Last year, last year!
Last time, I was about the same rank as Kurosawa.
She told me from the beginning that I would never lose.
I thought I would never lose to her.
Minato, who didn't want to lose to Kurosawa Shirayuri, is fourth in the same rank!
It's about time for Kogawa to be called by his name!
There are two people in seventh place!
Gisardo!
That's nice. Only the same members haven't lost yet.
You're going to lose.
I'm going to win.
Let's go.
Seventh place!
It's still in the top group!
If you're called by your name here, you won't feel embarrassed!
Now, is it a senior member or a new member who will be called by their name next?
Maria Shirayuri!
Thank you!
There's one more person, right?
Yes, there is.
Thank you!
And there's one more person in fifth place!
Fujii Marie!
She's earning a lot of money!
It's good that she's common sense.
Oh, really?
Fujii-san!
Fujii Marie is in seventh place!
She's a race queen and she's got common sense!
I'm looking forward to seeing her in the future!
Let's move on.
There's one more person in ninth place!
Ninth place!
In ninth place...
There are only two people left in top ten!
It's about time for me to say this,
but in order for me to celebrate my graduation,
I'd like to start my career as a race queen!
Who will be called in ninth place?
Kano Yura!
Another new member!
At this rate, your senior will be completely wiped out!
That's right!
I wanted to be picked within 10th place.
That's right, new members are appearing more and more. What happened?
New members...
Every time new members are called, they say "Don't look at me like that!"
Oh, you look serious.
What's wrong with you?
Open your eyes!
What's wrong with you?
Cocoa-san isn't called.
Hey!
That's weird!
Hey, Pucchan!
Why is that?
Cocoa-san...
What?
Is Cocoa-san stupid?
What?
She shouldn't be stupid.
If she wasn't stupid, she wouldn't have been 1st place last year.
Was she really 1st place?
Yes.
Did you win?
No, I didn't.
I was 1st place with my skills.
Really?
That's weird.
What? Is it a joke?
It's not a joke.
Really?
It's not a joke?
I want to slide into the top 10.
Who?
I want to make it to the top 10.
In 10th place...
The so-called "A" rank is in 10th place.
In order to surpass her skills and talent, she can't be a celebrity anymore.
She has to somehow make it to the top 10.
However, we can't underestimate the momentum of the new members.
Who will make it to the top 10?
Kogawa Yori!
You've dropped quite a bit.
That was close!
Where were you?
10th place.
You don't have common sense.
Common sense?!
This time, it was common sense of field differences.
What is that?
What are you talking about?
There was a field difference between you and me.
Kogawa barely made it to the top 10 and is in 10th place!
He dropped a lot from 1st place last time, but he somehow kept his reputation!
This is where B Rank starts!
In order not to be called "idiot", I want to be in this group!
In order to be called "better", I want to be called by my name here!
Team B!
Yes, it's Team B.
I definitely want to join.
You won't be able to talk about people anymore.
11th place!
If the senior members can't make it to "better", the new members won't be able to make fun of them!
This ranking seems like it will have a big impact on their future activities!
Yamanaka Mayumi!
You're almost there!
With a smile on her face, Yamanaka is in 11th place!
It's great that she has common sense!
Okubo-san...
Yes?
Do you not like me that much?
She says that a lot, doesn't she?
She's strange.
But you're in 11th place, right?
Thank you!
Let's continue.
12th place!
You want to be in 12th place, don't you?
In 12th place...
Nanami Tina!
She likes new members!
New members are smarter!
She likes new members!
New members are included!
New members are ranked in!
Nanami Tina, who earned points with common sense, is in 12th place!
What's up, senior members?
Senior members who have been pushed by new members!
Next time, I want you to call me by my name!
Can you do it?
In 13th place...
You want to be in it, don't you?
I'm already excited!
In 13th place...
SUMU!
It's nice to see you.
It's been a while, Nanami.
I'm so happy!
I did it! I'm in 13th place!
Everyone, I did my best!
I'm in 13th place, daughter!
I did my best!
I'm so happy!
He's been released!
The word "released" is strong!
I want to go out!
You can use it lightly!
He's been released!
He did it!
I'm so happy! Thank you!
I'm so happy!
He did it!
I'm so happy!
He was about to graduate or be arrested!
He entered the B rank and was finally released!
He's in 10th place!
In 14th place is...
Miyamura Nanako!
In 15th place is...
Tomoya Ayaka!
Yoshizawa Yuki!
Thank you!
Let's continue!
In 17th place is...
I want to enter!
Good luck!
In 17th place is...
Natsume Hanami!
In 17th place is...
A unique child...
I'm happy! In 17th place is...
Rankings and tension don't match at all!
In 17th place is...
I'm happy! In 17th place is...
In 17th place is...
In 18th place is...
Fujiwara Agito!
Mom!
The university name is so big...
I hate it.
I hate universities too.
It's not that high.
Is it lower than middle school?
It's lower than middle school.
Lower than middle school.
It's lower than middle school.
The lower class is...
34th grade.
I'm sorry. I'm a college student.
What?
Dad!
I'm sorry.
Dad!
Dad, there was a false admission.
Arrested.
Dad, you're under arrest.
What?
Isn't this...
No, it's a waterline.
Waterline?
Waterline.
It's a waterline.
You startled me.
I thought it was a waterline.
I'm not good at saying things like that!
But even though Fujiwara, who they want arrested, is in 18th place,
it's still a great achievement for eight new members to rank in!
It's not up to the seniors anymore!
At least it's a relief for them to be in B rank!
There are only three people left who can be called B rank!
And in 19th place...
This is...
This is bad...
It's getting close...
This is bad...
In 19th place...
Mihiro!
She's trying hard!
At the end of the year!
That's right!
Mihiro, who tried hard at the end of the year, is in 19th place!
She was below average in society,
but she managed to maintain her reputation in B rank!
Continuing in 20th place...
Tatsumi Shina!
Your mother is here!
You're in 20th place, mother. How do you feel?
I fell a little today.
You did it! You did it!
You saw a scary movie, didn't you, mother?
You got scared, didn't you, mother?
Although she still has complaints, she's in 20th place in B Rank!
Mother, please teach Tatsumi about society at home!
The last place in B Rank!
21st place!
If you don't get in here, you're done for.
Yes, if you don't get in here, you're in C Rank.
You're an idiot.
Yes.
The 21st place is...
The last 21st place!
If you don't get called here, you're unfortunately in C Rank!
If you don't get called here, you're in trouble!
Who will answer at the last minute?!
Kansekisei!
You did it!
Kanseki!
Thank you for everything.
Thank you for everything!
She's 21st place.
She's not praised for it, but she barely made it past Class C and is now 21st place.
As a result of this, she doesn't fight as much and gets along with her mom.
The rest of you will enter Class C.
Oh, no.
Huh?
Leader!
Leader is tough.
She's tough.
I thought I'd be able to enter within 20th place, but 20th place is over.
It's over.
I can't stop sweating right now.
Leader!
You're in a good mood, aren't you?
Don't look at me like that!
What?!
Leader Ichikawa's name hasn't been called yet!
Even if she's in Class C, if her name isn't called as soon as possible, no one will listen to her!
Okay, here we go. 22nd!
The 22nd place goes to...
Class C of the young reserve force!
"Still Somehow Better"!
The 22nd place goes to...
Momonogi!
Thank you!
22 years old.
I didn't come to life because I was told I was stupid.
Life...
That's right.
I was surprised.
Yes!
The worst!
Mikami-san!
The worst!
You were the stupidest last year.
Mikami-san hasn't come out yet.
Mikami-san!
What?
No, I'm really stupid.
Stupid!
Mean face!
Why?
Why do you say that?
Mikami-san!
What?
What's with that face?
What?
You're angry.
But...
Because...
Because you just called me out,
people who are called out later than me are stupider than me.
That's right.
I'm not stupid.
I've never been called stupid.
Stupid!
She's so mean.
She's a little shy.
Stupid!
That's right.
She's a little shy.
Why is she shy?
She's shy because you called her stupid.
You look stupid!
I'm sorry.
I don't think you're being called out.
Right?
It's obvious.
Right?
Stop it.
Let's go with 23rd place.
23rd place!
Yes!
The 23rd place is...
Yuga Shirafuji!
Yuga!
I'm so glad.
I know, right?
There's another 23rd place.
The 23rd place is...
Yun Matsumoto!
A new member!
New member!
Two of the 23 members have been announced, but there are only 10 left!
But they haven't announced the leader's name yet!
It's not good like this! It's really not good!
This idiot is getting smaller and smaller.
The rest of you are idiots. You're all idiots now.
Can you show me your faces?
Can you raise your hands?
Who? Who? Who?
There are still some left.
I see.
Is there a leader?
I'm starting to sweat.
That kind of report is not good.
What?
You said you'd raise your hands!
Shall we move on to the 25th place?
The 25th place is...
Which of the 10 idiots will get out of here first?
There are no more seniors or juniors!
As a woman who is embarrassed, I want to get out of this stupid hell as soon as possible!
Ichikawa Masami!
Ichikawa-san, you're a lot smaller now.
You're a lot smaller now. You're in the idiot class now.
I forgot my glasses today, so I couldn't see.
Shut up!
There's no need for you to be late like that!
Just say it!
You don't like excuses, do you?
With a cold sweat, leader Ichikawa managed to escape from this stupid hell!
Ah, I can't wait for the future!
The next person to escape is...
Kasuya Mai!
It's a new member!
Stand at, ease!
You start counting from the back.
My mom is here too, so I wanted to show you a good spot.
It's not a good spot at all!
A good spot?
Are you making a mistake? It's not good at all!
Next, number 28!
I want you to come in here.
If you don't come in here, there will only be 5 people left.
Number 28 is...
The hell of a fool who falls in love with God!
Usami Haru!
Usa-chan!
Usa-chan, how do you feel?
I thought it wouldn't be zero points...
I'm so glad!
It's not zero points, right?
It's not zero points, but Usa-chan got ten social points!
Next time she does "pyonpyon", she'll read the newspaper!
And next is "Baka Six"!
Since there are six people left...
Only "Baka Six" is left.
Can the six of you raise your hands?
Wow! I see!
That's amazing!
I see!
Just as I expected...
I see...
But "shiratto tamo-san" is in it, right?
"shiratto tamo-san" is in it.
"shiratto tamo-san" is in it, right?
If you don't say anything, you look a little smart.
You don't have any memories of messing with it, do you?
"shiratto" is in it.
"shiretto tamo-san" is also in "Baka Six"!
"kakotsuke", "kakami", "kyoton", "nara"
"sakura" and "moko" who can't speak fast!
And...
Last time, "baka" was number one and now it's number two!
Just like "baka"'s "avengers", these members are powerful!
Let's go!
Who will it be?
"worst" is sixth place, but...
It's twenty-ninth place!
Who will escape from "baka"'s "avengers"?
"kawakami" and "nanami"!
What's wrong?
That's great! Thank you very much!
"baka" is the smartest of all "baka" members!
"kawakami" and "nanami" are the smartest of all "baka" members!
Don't say "kakotsuke" from now on!
I want you to make use of your "baka" character!
Let's continue!
Thirty places!
hidoi
kawakami
Misaki Tamori!
Oh my god! I did it!
No, you didn't.
You look so cool!
Yes!
I did it!
I really hated it!
I was the one who really hated it!
Even if you're in 10th place like this, you still have a life after graduation.
So please don't fire the owner of the shoe shop, Mr. Tamo!
Now, only four people are left!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Who's left?
Oh my god!
It's too far!
Two people?
That's right!
New members...
That's right!
New members...
Idiot!
Who's this guy?
What's up with you?!
You got carried away like that?!
To your chin...
That's why you're talking like that!
You got carried away like that...
It's terrible...
It's not the best!
It's definitely not the best, and we're definitely not going to beat Mikami, you idiot!
But last time it was the worst, too.
The one who said it is first place.
I'm first place! I'm first place!
I'm first place!
You're first place!
You're stupid!
You're stepping on your own feet!
It's amazing!
Are you ready? Here we go!
The remaining four are in 31st place!
31st place is...
Mikami is...
out!
She's out!
She's really wrong!
Wow, Mikami-san, you're amazing!
3rd and 1st!
Dobe's still alive?
It's not Dobe!
There's another Dobe!
I won't let you call me an idiot this year, so don't call me an idiot, everyone.
Dobe's graduating.
That's true.
Wow!
3rd and 1st.
That's amazing!
4th and bottom.
4th and bottom. That's amazing!
A miracle happened here!
She betrayed everyone's expectations and graduated as an idiot!
The more I appear on TV, the more people call me an idiot.
Everyone calls me an idiot.
Even my fans think I'm an idiot.
I'm really smart.
She's cute.
Even though I'm doing my best, people still call me an idiot.
It's really sad.
From now on, I want to call the next idiot a lot of times.
Thank you for everything!
She graduated!
She graduated as an idiot!
Congratulations!
There are only 3 people left!
The one who became an idiot is...
Gyoton, Nara, Sakura, Moko, and Matsuoka!
Again!
There are only...
3 idiots left.
I'm an idiot. I'm still an idiot.
But I'm serious.
Matsuoka, Nara, and who else?
Moko.
She's here.
If we meet again, I'll be sorry for you.
But we're not meeting again.
We're both idiots.
We're idiots, right?
We're idiots, so we can afford it.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
What?
This is bad.
Let's do it!
I'm scared.
Worst 3, right?
The 32nd place is...
The 32nd place where there is no turning back!
Still, I want to avoid stupid No. 1!
Trainer!
Who is it?
Stupid! Stupid!
Stupid!
Silly!
Stupid!
That is so exciting!
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid
Stupid, stupid
All of you!
Oh, I see.
You saw Broger, didn't you?
Broger!
Idiot!
Because you're an idiot.
I can't believe she's so happy that she's about to faint.
Even though Billy escaped, he's still in 30th place.
With three subjects combined, he's in 60th place.
That's a tremendous potential!
That means, really?
Really?
Next time for sure!
But I won't lose to an idiot.
I won't lose to an idiot.
I'm definitely not Billy.
No, no, no.
I'm an idiot.
Moko-chan, are you okay?
Moko-chan, calm down.
Going back is painful.
Shut up!
You're persuasive.
You make me do it even though it's cold.
Are you okay?
Actually, I graduated from college.
What?!
I'm a communication major, but people say I can't communicate.
You graduated from a communication major?
I don't want to lose to an idiot.
You graduated from college?!
I did.
I hate it! I hate it!
Seriously.
There's a penalty game for this.
Seriously.
Here I go!
I'm going to call 33 now.
If you don't get called, you'll end up as idiot number one in Heisei.
That settles it.
Here I go.
Number 33 is...
This is a commercial break.
Number 33 is...
And number 1 is...
Kenji Ninuma!
Mom!
We don't have much time!
It's too late!
Let's show them what we're capable of!
Let's end this properly!
Isn't it fun?
Mom, you're too old for this!
Dad, I'm sorry!
Dad! I'm sorry!
You're under arrest!
I'm under arrest!
That's right!
I'm under arrest right now!
That's right!
Stop it!
Let's get serious!
If you're not called, you're number 1 idiot.
Number 33!
Thank you for waiting!
Even if Heisei no Yo ends,
we'll still be able to speak English in the future!
The idiot with the highest position will be...
Number 33 is...
Matsuoka Ryo!
Congratulations!
And so, Meisei's last endless idiot will be Sakura Moko!
Congratulations!
What's wrong?
Congratulations!
Moko-chan, what's wrong?
Are you an idiot?
Yes, I am.
Am I an idiot?
Yes, you are an idiot.
Really?
Congratulations!
She's cute!
Congratulations!
I'll say it over and over again!
The last idiot in the Heisei era is Moko Sakura!
She was a little suspicious at times, but she passed her exams and is now a complete idiot!
As a result, the last idiot in the Heisei era, number one, is Moko Sakura!
Seriously?
She's not an idiot!
She's amazing!
She's a master!
Matsuoka-san is Matsuoka-san.
Matsuoka-san has 35 points in total.
Moko-chan has 22 points.
She has 5 points in Japanese, 12 points in society, and 5 points in general.
What did I get?
A lottery.
That's terrible.
Ah, I really want to go to college and...
You're an idiot!
I'm not an idiot!
Matsuoka-san has 0 points in society.
0 points?!
The results were good, so...
The results were good?!
0 points?!
Can you get 0 points?!
This idiot number one final match was unexpected, as the last two were new members!
New members' ambitions have been revealed!
The number of idiots has increased for better or for worse!
I'm looking forward to next year!
I was chosen as the last idiot.
Even after this morning, I'm...
I'm... going home.
I was chosen as the last idiot in the final match,
I was chosen as the last idiot in the final match, Sakura Momoko.
But I really graduated from college,
So I'm looking forward to that.
I want to grow up and be smarter,
So that everyone's eyes will jump out.
I want to be a woman who can jump out.
I'm looking forward to it.
She seems to be aiming for a woman whose eyes will jump out.
Sakura Momoko, the last idiot in the final match!
She came here wearing such a colorful shirt as a sign of that!
Well, Momoko-chan is...
Where did she go?
Go back...
Oh, she's back!
Momoko-chan!
What kind of character is she?
What's this?
Hello!
I'm Bakataro!
Bakataro...
I think the idiot's face is prepared,
But the idiot's lady made a mistake,
And this is the only face she had.
What?!
That's right!
The idiot's lady wanted to make an idiot's face,
But she made a mistake!
Idiot!
She made a mistake!
She's an idiot!
Why is she an idiot?
She's scary!
She looks better in today's outfit!
She's fashionable!
She looks like an old lady!
Are you Bakataro-san?
I'm Bakataro-san!
Are you Bakataro-san?
Okay, Bakataro-san, let's get right to it.
It's a penalty game,
But from now on, um...
Hitch...hike...
What?!
To Ise Jingu!
Ise Jingu?!
I hope you get smarter!
The final idiot of the first round,
Once again, Bakataro-san,
Will go on a long-distance hitch-hike from number one Mikami!
This pattern will be revealed at the wide show at midnight!
Hitch-hike is...
Taxi...?
Wrong!
That's not correct!
It's just a regular car,
Just like you call everyday people!
Medium people!
Do your best!
Have a good time!
Take care!
Have a good time!
Bye-bye!
Will it be okay? I'm scared.
I want to ride it.
I'll never let you ride it.
The mascots are still gathering in the studio!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah.
I hope you come again.
We'll come again.
Akki, you came to party with us, didn't you?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
What's this?
Santa's party!
Let's open it before he comes!
Santa's party!
Let's open it!
Here it is!
So?
Mitsura and her friends kept making mistakes at the party venue and finally arrived!
Where are you going?
They took a detour to another place, but they were so excited that they couldn't help but cut it out!
It's too late!
If Yoshika-san wasn't there, we wouldn't know where we were!
We finally arrived! This is the place!
You came here looking forward to it, didn't you?
I'm glad you came!
We've been waiting for you for a long time! You did karaoke and had a chocolate party!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
I'm glad you came!
Let's start the party now!
Shall we drink?
Let's drink!
Now that we're all here, let's start the party again!
And then...
Shiro-chan's last rampage of the year.
Everyone in the mascot group thinks so and gets confused.
But...
Unlike usual, Shiro-chan doesn't lick her knees.
What's going on?
Kura-chan!
Don't do it!
No!
It's Christmas!
No!
No! Everyone, gather up!
No!
It's not like that!
You won't lick it?
No!
Don't lick!
Everyone, gather up!
Everyone!
Gather up!
Everyone, gather up!
What is it?
Gather up!
I said gather up!
It's okay!
Today is not about knees!
It sounds like she'll lick them!
No!
It's not like that today!
Today's Kura-chan is...
Different from usual Kura-chan!
What?
Yeah!
That's right!
Eh? Eh?
Today...
There are members who are going to quit, right?
Yes.
Ah, for their graduation.
So, for the 6 members who are going to quit...
We've prepared a Christmas present!
That's right! The last six graduates to perform this year!
They've prepared a Christmas present for them!
It can't be helped, can it?!
Well, first of all...
Kamisaki-chan!
It's Santa-san and Kuro-chan!
It's really Santa-san and Kuro-chan!
Kamisaki-chan, you like alcohol, don't you?!
Yes, I do!
Don't you?!
Yes, I love it!
But you have to be careful not to drink too much!
Since it's Christmas, we'll give you this wine!
Is it really a present?!
Is it really something to be happy about?!
Thank you, Kuro-chan!
Thank you very much!
Next...
Kogara-chan!
For you, Kogara-chan...
This!
Since you've always worked hard as an MC...
From now on, you can use this scarf...
To take care of your throat!
Thank you!
From now on, when it gets cold...
Be careful of your throat!
Yes, I'll be careful! Thank you!
She's taking care of her throat!
She's so kind!
Next, Subaru-chan!
As expected of Subaru-chan!
This!
Subaru-chan...
Since you're working hard in dancing...
Wear this sneaker...
And continue to work hard in dancing!
Yes! Thank you!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
I'll work hard! Thank you!
That's amazing!
They're graduating from high school!
I wanted to give you this at the end...
One by one...
Next...
Tamori-chan!
Yes!
This way, please!
Thank you!
Actually...
I wanted to buy...
A good Dyson vacuum cleaner...
But...
It was too expensive...
So I couldn't buy it...
But this one is really good...
So I'll give you this!
Thank you!
This is...
This is it, right? Thank you!
This is it, right?
Next, Natsume-chan!
Are you crying?
I'm crying!
You're happy, right?
Natsume-chan...
Is really working hard in dancing...
Yes!
From now on...
Draw a lot of good drawings...
And work hard!
Yes!
With this...
Draw a nice illustration...
And someday...
If you can...
Call us, okay?
Yes!
Work hard!
Thank you!
I'm happy...
Minato-chan?
You know, when you're tired from work and you want to eat good food at home,
you can eat this canned food.
She's thinking about it carefully.
You know, it seems like you're worried about your health,
so be careful not to eat and drink too much.
Do your best!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
And finally, the last message from the graduates.
I think it's the last time I come to the studio like this.
But thanks to the members and the staff who support me,
I was able to join ABYSS MUSCATS.
I think I have no choice but to move forward and do my best from now on.
I want to do my best by myself.
Thank you very much!
It didn't take me long.
There were a lot of things like "I can't go back through this road anymore."
I think I've been supported by various people.
I will continue to do my best without forgetting this experience.
Thank you very much!
Today, we're recording in this ABYSS MUSCATS studio.
Every time we say "thank you for everything you've done for us,"
we realize that it's all over.
Mitsura-san, Okubo-san, Kurosawa-san, Kuro-chan!
Thank you so much for always livening up the show!
I've been working for about three years, and at first I thought I'd quit, or I had a hard time, or I had trouble, but I'm really grateful for the staff and the members for helping me.
I think it's been three years of growing up a lot mentally and humanly.
Thank you for taking care of me for three years!
Thank you very much!
We all have different characters, and I've had a lot of characters I've never had before.
The power I've received from the staff and the MCs and from the members is an irreplaceable treasure for me even after I quit muskets.
Thank you so much!
Every week, I think I won't be able to meet the members and staff I used to meet so often.
I have a lot of sad feelings, but I learned how important it is for everyone to make one thing together like this.
It was really great to have this opportunity.
Thank you very much!
Would you like to say a word from Aki?
Yes!
To everyone graduating!
I really don't want you to graduate, but as the second generation of Muscats so far, you've fought a lot of pressure and struggles inside you.
And I think you're the ones who've been raising Muscats like this, so I think it's a waste for you to really graduate.
So I'd like you to get on a boat called "Muscats" and go all the way, but it's a path you've chosen, so I want to support you from the bottom of my heart.
Everyone is standing with one eye and supporting you, so please be proud of being Muscats and do your best in the future!
Thank you for your hard work!
These six people have been working hard since they didn't know anything at first, and now that something has fallen, each of them has a role.
I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like
to say that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say
that it's a group of Muscats who are reliable and reliable, but I'd like to say
Well, Mitsura-san, would you like to go?
Everyone, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
I don't know what it is, I definitely don't know what it is, so I started working, but somehow everyone is so cute and cute, but it's sad to say goodbye, but everyone, please be happy.
Let's go drinking somewhere again.
We ran into each other in the city by chance.
Let's go drinking somewhere again.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
I love you.
Will it end with emotion like this?
Time that doesn't seem like Muscats is passing by.
It's not over yet.
And from Shiro-chan-santa to the graduating members, there are feelings they want to deliver at the end.
Thank you very much.
[Piano music]
[Laughter]
[Piano music]
[Laughter]
[Piano music]
[Laughter]
Merry Christmas, Kuro-chan!
[Laughter and applause]
Merry Christmas!
[Laughter and applause]
[Music]
Crying...
Laughing...
Gagging...
[Laughter and applause]
3 hours of mascots-like excitement and pleasure!
[Music]
Endless fools...
Tears of fools...
Telephones...
Panties...
All of them, including Ebisu Mascots!
[Music]
A lot of things happened this year, but...
It's almost Christmas!
Oh, well!
So, let me say it one last time!
Merry Christmas!
[Applause and cheers]
[Music]
After this, we have presents from mascots!
[Music]
We'll show you behind-the-scenes of our graduation concert!
[Music]
Now, from just one week ago, December 15th!
[Music]
In the winter of the last quarter of the year, the Ebisu Muscats faced another setback.
Today, we'll show you an extraordinary live performance that you can only see here!
Yay!
Good morning!
I don't feel like I've graduated yet. I'm just nervous.
Oh, but after rehearsal, McCoy-san shook my hand and said, "Go for it!" and I did it.
For the first time!
Yeah, so I was like, "Oh, it's the last one," and then I was a little...
It's finally time for you to graduate!
Yes!
All of you in high school, let's send out graduates with pride!
Yes!
I'll call you!
Ebisu!
Muscats!
To burn that figure in front of you at the venue, customers from all over the country rushed in and sold out!
I'm looking forward to working with you!
Since it's a graduation ceremony, we're sending you off with a live band!
The first song is a six-member band that sings on their way to graduation.
The fans will also send passionate support to the lyrics that will make you feel their lives!
Don't be confused by the song, I'll tell you
This is the last stage with these members. To be honest, we were all looking forward to it.
This song is really about us, isn't it?
Then, these two girls appeared to increase their graduation certificates.
Believe, that you are with me. Can I believe in you? Can I believe in you?
Well you came back to me and asked.
With white flags flying at half-fast.
So I'm gonna give you half a chance.
Then, Ms. Okubo, the mother of Muscats, who has been watching over Muscats since she was a child...
And all your virtues don't equate
to negative one minus eighty-eight plus two.
Is it true?
And of course, this person too!
♪ I think you're so misunderstood ♪
♪ All your reasons sound so good ♪
♪ That you always get away with what you shouldn't do ♪
♪ 'Cause I know you can't help but miss me ♪
♪ And I know you can't help but miss me ♪
♪ But I gave you secrets all the way ♪
♪ So choose what you're gonna do ♪
I'm so glad you're in Muscats.
These past three years, I've learned a little about myself from my seniors.
What I've experienced in Muscats and the warmth I've received from you all...
and the bond I've formed with you all...
I know you'll support me in whatever I do in life.
You're a big, irreplaceable treasure to me.
I'm so moved by the fact that you're able to do something so serious even at the age of 20.
These past three years haven't been in vain.
From now on, I'm going to do everything in my power to do what I want to do.
I hate it when people get mad at me.
It pisses me off.
Someday...
I'm going to make them say, "You did a good job."
That's why I'm standing here today.
I was going to say something to you, even if it was just a complaint.
But now...
For some reason, I can only feel gratitude.
As I was doing my masquerade, I had a lot of walls and problems.
I think this scenery is where I overcame them.
I was taught that laughter is based on trust.
At that time, the laughter in the masquerade was based on trust with my precious friends.
When I thought that laughter was happening, I thought that I had made irreplaceable precious friends in these three years.
When I joined the mascots, my goal was to be an indispensable presence for the team.
I don't know whether I did it or not, but mascots were everything to me.
Of course, it's not just the six of us who are sad.
Behind the scenes, it's like this...
It's okay, Osa-chan.
It's okay.
Here, you have to leave this.
Take it with you.
Okay, I'll take it.
And the last song of the graduation concert was "Tagatame", confirming each other's bonds.
There was a surprise like this.
Tagatame
The fans made the venue like a flower garden of light with their smartphones.
And the messages of gratitude from the staff...
The six of them were really loved.
One of the fans was giving me a light show on her cell phone.
Another three of them were giving me protein shakes.
We were singing together and doing our best,
but we were singing because we had to sing,
and they gave me protein shakes and told me not to fall down.
I couldn't sing anymore.
But at the end of it all,
I was able to stand on the same stage with everyone like this,
and I was really happy.
Thank you for preparing this for me for three years.
Thank you for everything!
I'm an amphitheater, and I've seen something like this
for the first time in my life.
When I first saw it, I was like, "Oh no, I'm going to lose."
I hadn't experienced anything like this before,
and I had to say goodbye to the mascots.
I feel like I'm going to get angry.
I feel like I'm going to miss them,
but I also want them to do their best in the next step up.
I felt like the mascots were the only group of people who weren't there.
And at the end of the show,
the first leader of the mascots, Sora Aoi, and the second leader, Yuma Asami,
also came to say goodbye.
There's still someone up there who hasn't seen it yet.
Oh, I see.
The water is really amazing.
It's like a hot spring bath.
I don't know what I'm doing.
This is crazy.
Natsume-san, who was enjoying the water so much, gave out a sign of gratitude.
It seems like Orakiyo-san didn't have one.
I'm sorry for being naked.
Thank you very much.
The six graduates who will continue to walk on different paths from now on.
Even so, you will forever be Abyss Mascots.
With many people's thoughts in your hearts,
even on new paths,
please keep walking straight.
Congratulations on your graduation!
Graduation concert filled with tears.
However, it was Ichikawa-san, the leader, who cried more than anyone else.
I'm so happy!
I'll do my best!
I want to start school again!