AISubs v3.5
The new winter mini-mini sports day!
Contestants, please come in!
Now, this season has begun again.
How nice.
It's heavy, isn't it?
It is.
Yes, it is.
This is the first sports day for new members to participate in.
What kind of battle will unfold?
Do you want to know?
Stop!
She stopped.
The title of contestant is...
Momonogi Kana!
Driver, stop the car
It's raining hard
Wiper, don't work on weekend
Your hand signs, please
Sixteen, first kiss
Seventeen, first mistake
Little by little, I learned to sigh
Eighteen, are you okay?
If I were a hero
I wouldn't bring sadness closer
But even his whispers
Makes my heart lonely
Here we go!
Thank you very much!
Next contestant is...
Sakura Moko!
Yes!
Atatata atatata zukkun atatata atatata zukkun zukkun zukkun zukkun zukkun.
Yada yada yada neko neko nebo.
What should I do now?
Thank you very much.
What is this song?
Now, the game is about to start, but...
The winning team will win a luxurious product!
The winning team will be awarded the Oji Onsen Accommodation Ticket from Ebisu Muscats Unit Manager Yamane.
This is also for the winning team, so 20 points.
Please aim for this and do your best in sumo sportsmanship.
Yes!
Let's move on to the first event.
Yes!
The first mini-mini-sumo event in the new autumn and winter is...
...the 14-meter final!
Please start, teachers!
Let's have fun during the recreation!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready!
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
No! What's wrong?!
Wha-wha-what's wrong?
What-what-what's up?
We have a card competitor over there.
Bet on women only!
Check! Check!
Hey, Kurosa, check him!
You stand smelly!
Stop trying to sniff me, Allah-Khan!
Ok, now stay right here!
I will beat you with this seed!
Let's do it one more time.
Who wants to run?
Ready?
Not yet.
Ready?
Go!
Who wants to run?
Ready?
Who wants to run?
Ready?
Go!
What's up?
The new members are losing in the out course.
Oh, I see.
From the head.
Let's do it again from the head!
The start is this way.
What?
What are you talking about? Come out!
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
Suspicious guy.
Who?
Venetian is sleeping here!
What are you talking about?
Did you eat it for lunch?
Is it yakisoba?
What?
Is it yakisoba?
Are you going to eat it for dinner?
Are you poor?
Is it yakisoba?
I'm sorry.
I'm hiding it and holding it.
Are you kidding me?
Wash it properly like this!
Like this!
Wash it properly like this!
You can't do that!
New members, are you ready?
New members, come in!
It's old. It's old out there.
Get ready!
What?
What did you do?
I was flying!
You were flying!
Who was flying?
Which one?
Take it off.
Wash up!
Washup!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I brought ginger!
Ginger! I took it out!
I took it out!
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
It's keshikatsu!
I'm putting in keshikatsu made of rubber!
Keshikatsu!
Why are you putting in keshikatsu?!
What are you doing with it?!
I'm a little poor...
I'm putting in keshikatsu!
Take it!
You're making a mess!
What are you doing?!
Next!
Line up!
Time out!
I've been pushing it so much!
What number are you?
I'm 203.
What's that number?
Is your apartment number?
Yes, I'm 203.
203?
Yes, I'm 203.
What happened?
I was pushed and my knee... bled.
I didn't think the leader would do something like this...
Hey, you're wearing insole! You fell by yourself!
Insole?
Insole!
Hey, general manager!
Suspicious!
You're being suspected!
Why am I here?
I don't know!
You're suspicious!
Only girls are allowed here!
Girls!
Only girls are allowed!
Girls!
Just girls?
Please check it!
You're putting Chinese food in here, aren't you?!
How do you know about Chinese food?!
Isn't it hot in here?!
You're putting quail eggs in here, aren't you?!
Take out the quail eggs first!
It's in there.
Don't put it in there!
Give it to me, Momo-chan!
You can't do that!
You can't exercise while putting in quail eggs in there!
If you put it in there, it won't go in!
It won't go in!
You can't do that!
What are you doing?
We were robbed!
Who are you?
I'm a trainee in room 3045.
What do you mean by room 3045?
I'm talking about my apartment number.
You're supposed to be a prisoner, idiot.
I'm not supposed to be a prisoner.
Room 3045?
Did you do anything?
No, we're just running around peacefully.
We were robbed!
I heard a loud noise.
That's scary.
We were robbed!
In the end, we were beaten up with our hands.
Shut up!
We were robbed, so...
Shut up!
Don't talk.
Were you watching?
We were robbed!
We were beating up people.
What's going on?
It hurts!
This is what happens when you talk too much!
Be careful!
It hurts!
It's rough outside!
The second event is...
10 meters tricycle championship!
Are you ready?
We don't have much time, so let's go!
Have fun!
We don't have much time!
Have fun!
Don't laugh!
Have fun!
Don't laugh, idiot!
Remember your sins, idiot!
Next!
Who are you and how old are you?
1506 Mihiro, 36 years old.
Get off!
Next!
I'll join you!
You're too old!
What?
You're too old!
I'm 36 years old!
Next!
I'll end it while I do it!
Get off!
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Did you get in line?
Who did it?
We didn't do it!
Who said you did it in line?
This one ran in line and pulled out.
That's why I think it's against the rules.
Check! Check! Check! Check!
If you were lying...
No, I'm not lying!
No, you're not!
What the hell!
You're lying!
You said unnecessary things!
Ouch!
Why?
You're not lying!
I'll take my mouth off.
You're committing a crime.
I was doing it for fun today!
Thank you! Thank you!
We'll return it.
We'll return it, everyone.
We were doing it for fun.
Is it enough?
Yes, it's enough.
It's over.
Did you have fun?
Yes!
OK!
OK! Let's go to the next one!
Let's do the next one!
"Mind Show"!
Are you having fun?
Yes!
Don't laugh!
Think about the victim's feelings!
Think about it!
Yes!
Let's have fun! Yes!
Okay! Don't laugh! Don't!
Think about the victim's feelings! Think about it!
Is it fun? Yes!
Okay, let's go!
The next event is...
KuroKuro Panic Final!
Applause!
First of all, please look at this.
As you can see...
KuroKuro is taking a nap while warming up her precious eggs!
Are you ready?
The one who gets more eggs from KuroKuro wins!
However!
If you make even the slightest noise, KuroKuro will wake up and hit you hard if you don't get your precious eggs!
You all have bells on your feet, don't you?
Since you have bells on your feet, please be quiet!
You're sleeping, aren't you, KuroKuro?
I was eating something just now!
Oh, you're not eating it in your dream!
You're eating it in your dream!
You're so cute!
Eat some honey!
Okay, let's go!
You have two minutes!
Ready...
Start!
You're going to wake up!
Huh? Huh?
You're going to wake up if I ring the bell, KuroKuro!
You're going to wake up!
Be careful!
You're going to wake up!
Be quiet and go slowly!
I'm ringing the bell!
You're waking up! Take your time with the eggs!
He took it! He took the eggs!
He took the silver ones, too!
Okay, give me more points!
You have two minutes!
Wait! I'm going to sleep!
KuroKuro, I'm going to sleep for a bit!
Wait for me!
Okay, I'm going to sleep!
- No! - Kuro-chan!
- You can't go out there!
- You can't go out from here!
- You can't go out of this area! - You can't come out of here, Kuro-chan!
- You can't go out of this area! - Kuro-chan!
- Keiko-chan!
- Have some honey.
- I'm looking forward to my stage!
You're eating honey. You're not supposed to eat honey!
It's cute, isn't it? Honey!
What's wrong? Are you crying?
Don't cry!
What's wrong?
It's from Arashiyama Police Station.
It's from Arashiyama?
What is it? Is there something you want to say?
No.
Is it fun?
It's fun!
Let's have fun!
It's dinner, so eggs!
There's nothing to eat today!
It's dinner for you!
You look like you're going to eat a lot of eggs!
It's class and education!
Don't make a sound!
Kuro-chan will wake up!
Don't make a sound!
While looking at Kuro-chan's condition...
Everyone!
It's true!
Are you enjoying it?
If you're on duty, please come out!
It's time for a meal!
You like honey, don't you?
She took it out of her mouth.
How cute!
She put it on her teeth.
She's sleepy.
This is your chance.
If you don't want to lose,
go ahead and eat it.
Eggs.
That's good, Tomodachi.
That's it.
Be careful.
Let's say it together.
One, two...
Go, go, go!
That's enough!
Take back the eggs!
That's good.
What's wrong, Tomodachi?
What's wrong?
Did you take the eggs?
Take it back.
Enjoy it.
Eggs are important!
People say that important things
make you smell good.
I'm not giving you the eggs.
Because you like them.
This is your last chance.
Let's all go together.
Let's plan it out.
Let's all go together.
One, two...
Go, go.
Go ahead.
Be quiet.
Be careful.
Be quiet.
One...
Two...
Three...
Let's be careful. We should have stopped and gone closer.
It's okay. It's okay.
No!
Go away!
No!
What's up?
Go home!
Go back home!
Come back!
This is my house.
Are you okay?
Why do you eat this much?
It's my own responsibility.
If you do that, you'll get sleepy right away.
Okay, rookie team, are you done?
Are you done?
Total!
Total, how many?
Total!
12!
Did you have fun?
Yes!
Did you have fun?
Yes!
Don't laugh.
Yes!
You chose 10 people, right?
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
You're not a violent kid, you know?
She's a kind kid.
She's far away from her parents.
Wow, wow.
It feels good, right?
She fell asleep.
She's so cute!
Her innocent face!
Look!
She's so cute!
Is it okay if you don't stand up?
Kuro-chan, that's a little dangerous!
You're not wearing a hanbok, is it okay?
You're wearing a hanbok!
That's nice!
That's kind of fun!
That's nice!
Are you going to take a picture?
Yes!
Your time limit is 2 minutes.
Yes!
Oh!
Are you going too, Mita?
Yes!
You're going!
Is it fun?
It's fun!
Okay!
Good face!
What year were you born in?
1948.
1948!
It's a long time!
You're from a different place!
You're almost from that place!
Okay, let's go!
Ready!
Quietly!
It's a bomb!
What's up, Mita?
Is it working?
Mita, what's up?
Manager, it's working properly, so please be careful.
That's...
Be careful between teams!
Team?
What?
What's up?
Don't make a newbie shout!
A newbie!
He's tall!
He's 3 meters!
Sometimes he goes in, sometimes he goes out!
Quiet!
We don't have much time!
Be careful!
We don't have much time!
Mita is good!
He's playing the game seriously!
Mita is serious!
Mita, you too!
Okay!
Be careful!
It's warm!
Kamisa-san, you're good!
You're good!
Go! Go! Go!
I love it! I love it!
It's good!
Be careful!
I made a little noise!
I'm really fierce!
She's cute!
She's nice!
Right!
The egg is important!
Huh? Has it gotten smaller?
It's warm!
Keiju, what's up?
What's up?
What should we do?
What's up?
What should we do?
Just take the egg!
What should we do?
I think they saw us.
They saw you?
What did they see you?
I took the egg.
You took the egg and they saw you?
They saw you!
And they hugged you!
They're sleeping!
Yeah, they're sleeping!
A little more.
Everyone, follow Mita's pace.
Mita's main...
Listen to Mita's instructions.
He's looking up with the best gaze.
Enjoy it.
He's enjoying the game the most.
Serious. Mita, you can do it!
Mita, you can do it!
No, no, it's not ringing.
It's not ringing. It's a chance for Mita.
It's not ringing. It's not ringing.
One more step!
He's sleeping. He's sleeping.
He's sleeping.
One more step!
It's okay.
He's sleeping.
(screaming)
(growling)
Are you okay?
Kuruchi, you're not being taken away!
(growling)
(screaming)
(growling)
(screaming)
I won't lose to you guys!
I won't take your bullets!
(laughing)
Go for it, Detective Mitoji!
It's your turn now!
Go for it!
(screaming)
Detective Mitoji!
(screaming)
Help me!
(screaming)
Help me!
Are you OK? Are you OK?
Are you OK?
everyone!
Are you OK?
Is the egg OK?
(Laughter)
It's okay! It's okay!
(Laughter)
Tamago, are you okay?
Tamago, what's wrong?
Tamago, are you okay?
(Laughter)
Tamago, what's wrong?
You did well!
You did well, but you tried to kill me once!
No, really!
You're going to grow up, really!
You're 48 years old and you're trying to kill me!
You tried to kill me!
(Laughter)
You're cute, right?
Look at me! I'm cute, aren't I?
You're cute, aren't I?
Look at me! I'm cute!
I'm cute!
I'm so excited!
I'm working hard!
It hurts! It hurts!
Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan! Please!
Go around!
Kuro-chan!
Go around!
I love you!
Go back!
Mita! Mita!
Mita is begging you!
Great! Great!
What's up, Mita?
I got all of them, but I couldn't do it.
I hate that person.
Did you get all of them?
Did you get them?
I got them all, so I won.
Great!
Nine of you won!
Eat all of them!
That's great!
What do you want me to do for you?
Rolex turned into lotion.
It's not a Rolex!
Why did you put it on me?
Why?
Why did you put it on me?
I'll keep it.
It's okay. I'll keep it.
I'll wash it with water.
I'll keep it.
How much did you get?
Three million yen!
Here's the initial price.
Thank you.
It's okay. I'll reduce the cake by two years.
Great!
Thank you!
Let's move on!
Why?
How was it?
Did you have fun?
Yes!
Don't laugh!
Don't have fun!
Okay.
You guys!
Yes?
Don't forget!
Don't laugh!
Okay.
Did you have fun?
Yes!
Don't laugh!
Next is the lunch final!
Don't get excited!
Don't show your teeth!
Don't show your teeth, idiot!
Don't show your teeth and get excited!
You usually only eat wheat rice, don't you?
Be happy today!
Because it's the end of the year!
I've prepared osechi!
Thank you very much!
Are you happy?
Yes!
Are you happy?
Yes!
Make sure you eat the skin and everything!
The salmon!
Yes!
Don't leave it!
Let's go!
Ready!
Thank you!
Clap, clap!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
- You're fast! - Nice one!
Nice one!
Way to go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go for it!
Looks yummy!
- Go for it! - Hey!
Go for it!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
Watery-Eyed!
Go for it, DJ!
Go for it!
Go for it! University ofGodώςkóns!
Go for it!
Here we go!
Here you are!
- Nanami, you're eating very fast! - Have some more!
Have more!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
- Here you go! - Here you go!
- I'll give it to you whenever you eat it! - One more!
Momoka, you eat so fast!
It's good. You are small, but you can do it.
- It's amazing. - There are so many peaches.
Peaches.
What's wrong?
- Are you okay? - Are you dropping it?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Our team is full of peaches.
- What are you talking about? - Are you okay?
- Are you okay?
I have dropped it with my hands.
- I am sorry, though. - It's a waste of time.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
I am not dropping it.
- Don't you drop it. - Sorry.
Both of them!
It's an issue between Momonogi and Momonagi.
It's a battle between Momonogi and Momonagi.
It's a difficult situation for Momonogi.
It's a battle between Momonogi and Momonagi.
Which one?
Chitaka. Chitaka, check!
Stand up!
OK!
Eat! Eat!
Finish eating!
At the same time!
Change!
OK! Finish eating!
Go for it!
You can dip it in water
Finish eating!
OK!
6 teams got out
What happened?
She dipped it in water
They strangled her
It can't be helped. It can't be helped. It can't be helped.
Wow, it smells like binbok.
Amazing. Amazing.
It's like pouring water over cold rice.
There's a way to pour water over rice.
It's good even if it smells like binbok.
Oh, it's almost done. Oh, it's done!
The strategy of pouring water over rice...
I think there's a strategy to pour water over rice!
It's finished cooking!
Don't drink it!
Drink it!
OK! OK! Finished!
4th!
Hurry! Hurry!
Which one? Which one? Hurry!
7th? Which one?
2nd?
Which one? Which one?
It's over if you drink it!
Drink it! Drink it! You lost!
That's right!
Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one?
Drink it! Drink it! You lost!
OK! OK!
New members! New members won!
As a result, new members won!
Now, the final event is relay final!
Relay final!
The first runner is...
Miro!
Are you OK?
Is it OK for you to run in the first place?
Are you OK? Is your knee OK?
Is it OK for you to run in the first place?
It's OK!
It's OK! Don't get injured!
It's your own responsibility!
Now, it's Gatchi's last match!
Ready!
Come on, come on, come on!
It's about to get nervous.
It's so difficult!
Come on!
You're not strong enough!
Hurry up!
Rush!
Hurry up!
You can do it!
Go! Go!
Hurry up!
Go! Go!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Is that enough?
You don't have any complaints, right?
I didn't pass you the baton.
What?
Who did?
Most of you were doing like this.
We didn't!
Mr. Okubo!
What's up?
I'm not good with people like you.
Mr. Okubo!
Can you hear me?
I'm not good with you.
I know you don't like me.
What should we do about it?
If you pass me the baton, I'll feel bad.
Isn't it weird for you to pass me the baton?
What?
What did you do?
Are you a man?
You know me, right?
If you don't like me, just leave me alone!
You're talking differently to a man.
Why?
Because you're a woman!
You're too much!
Because you're a woman!
A woman!
Because you're a woman!
I know you like me.
What should I have done?
What should we have done?
Give it to me.
Please give it to us.
But...
Please give it to us!
We're here, young and old.
Give it to us!
Hey!
Come on!
Just say what you want to say!
What's up?
What's going on?
Why don't you say something?
What's wrong?
Don't cry!
What's wrong?
I didn't lose!
She didn't lose!
It's a rematch!
How do you feel?
The red team won.
The only one who lost is Yoshizawa Yuki.
I didn't lose!
Where?
It's a rematch!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors one more time.
Let's decide by rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Which side do you want? Inside or outside? Inside or outside?
Are you okay?
Here we go. This is the last one.
Ready...
Rock-paper-scissors.
What? What?
What are you doing?
She is doing funny things.
What are you doing?
She is doing it in public.
If you run in public, I will stretch my hand and you will get hit.
I am sorry.
Don't you think you are crazy?
Explain it! What's wrong with it?
I didn't give it like this. I stretched it with my hands like this.
You said it first.
You said it again.
You said it first!
You said it first, didn't you?
You said it first!
What's wrong with it?!
You shouldn't cry like that!
What's wrong with it?!
You should not be crying like you are bullying someone!
You should say it properly!
You kept it for me all along.
You said it first!
What's wrong with it?!
What's it like?! Say it again!
What's wrong with it?!
It's me normally, like this, right?!
That's right!
What's wrong?
You don't know if you're crying, do you?
Kakoya, I think it's her.
What?
Panpanpanpan, Yuta, did you say something?
No, I didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything, did you?
What are you doing?
You have evidence!
No, I was going to replace it with this.
Why do you want to replace it?
I didn't want to replace it!
What's wrong with you?
I only have one, so I can't replace it.
I'm going to wear another one now.
I couldn't replace it.
Did you see her?
Did you see what color she was wearing?
What color was she wearing?
What?
What are you talking about?
I didn't do anything.
Apologize.
Apologize and you'll be fine.
Apologize and I'll forgive you.
I'm more of a "pokon" type.
I'm not "me".
That's right!
Who is it?
Me?
You were stronger.
That's right.
It's not different at all.
Let's have you all hit it.
You know who it is, so hit it.
I'll hit it.
Is it this one?
No.
It's different!
It's not different!
It's not.
Who is it?
Usachan, give us a hint.
Is it pink?
Is it this one?
This one.
It's a unicorn.
It's a costume type.
I didn't have it.
I see.
Fujiwara, you say it.
Me?
How is it?
Is it this one?
I didn't have it!
Take her away.
I didn't have it!
No, no, no!
Watch out!
There will be a riot!
That's right!
You made us do it!
That's right!
We won't do it!
The three of us will do it!
What is it? Are you mad?
We were doing it properly...
You guys are going to be jailed in Korea next year.
Why do we have to stay in Japan?
What is it?
It's over!
What is it?
Why?
I'll just give you a notice.
Do you guys have a notice?
Hurry up!
We don't have time for notices! Hurry up!
We, Ebisu Muscats' solo live, Ebisu Muscats' graduation ceremony...
I'll say it again, but we've always liked Muscats, so our special will be...
On Saturday, December 15th, it will be held at Shinagawa Stella Ball!
Yes! We're holding onto our tickets!
Thank you very much!
And also!
It's a chance for you to win a ticket!
We're giving away tickets to people who watched our previous show, "Wide Show"!
Please don't miss it!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
Please look forward to it!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
Don't say unnecessary things!
Go home! Go home! Go back to your usual solitary confinement!
It's over! Don't look forward to it!
Go home! Hurry up!
Yes!
Graduation!
Yes!
Did you graduate?
Yes!
Go home!
I'm tired of waiting!
(laughs)
I'm back.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
Once in a while, I have to take a break like this.