AISubs v3.5
KING KONG & KAZUORA
Yeah, yeah, yeah, check it one, two, yeah, yeah!
Today is November 22nd, couple's day!
Here we go!
What? What the hell, couple?
Make some noise, it's hot as hell!
Today is Mr. Ogobo's day off, so I'm going out with Mr. Fukuki!
Mr. Fukuki, you okay?
Hey, King Kong and Kazuora, die!
YouTuber!
YouTuber, die!
You can't say what you want to say, but you can say anything you want on this dance floor!
Like this!
Let's dance and spit it out tonight!
Let's dance and spit it out!
Let's go!
More and more! Let's go!
Let's go!
Don't ask others for trust or trust!
Don't live on something!
What happened?
What's up?
There are many people like that.
There are many people who can only trust themselves but want to be spoiled.
What happened?
Are you okay?
Who can you trust a lot?
You, Tsukacchan!
Oh, only you!
You gave me half of your gyara.
You gave me all the jobs I didn't do much of.
I gave you all of them!
You are so kind!
Hey, can you find me someone who can give me gyara?
Can you?
If you say it like this, it will be easier for me!
Give me gyara!
Wait for me!
Hey, Sube!
If you are going to quit, do it after you beat up Mad Max!
I found this tweet.
Let me graduate normally!
That's fun!
That's more fun!
I found this tweet.
Beat up Mad Max first and then quit.
But Mad Max is really tough.
I see!
Is it like that?
Well...
My ideal is to be pulled over by a car.
Mad Max is like that.
But I couldn't do it.
My father told me not to do it.
I couldn't do it.
So I ate bugs and lost weight.
But I lost 6kg!
That's good!
The result is good!
No, no, it's not good!
But you want to quit normally in the end?
I want to graduate normally.
Oh, what will happen?
I don't think you can graduate normally.
I will pull you over and beat you up!
I want to pull your nails off!
What will happen in the end?
That's bad.
I'm ready.
Wow, you better be ready!
Yes!
Everyone, we'll be waiting for your requests!
Let's continue!
Let's go!
Here we go!
Let's go!
On Halloween, he touched my butt.
On running, he touched my boobs!
Is Chikan the only one in this picture?
You were touched by Halloween?
I was just passing by Shibuya at work, and I was touched like, "Whoa!"
Not just me, but many people touched me like, "Whoa, whoa!"
I had no choice but to run away.
Were you wearing a Halloween costume?
I was just a normal workaholic.
You were wearing a normal costume!
I was like, "Yay!" in excitement.
I had no choice but to run away.
But isn't it frustrating?
It's scary!
Hey, let me touch you too!
Chikan!
Let me touch you!
It's scary!
Halloween isn't like that!
Be careful, everyone!
Don't touch me!
Let's continue!
Okay!
Let's go!
My sister's boyfriend!
My sister hasn't come home yet, but you barged into her house and even took a bath!
How was it?
Was it like a situation?
When I got home, I heard a rattling sound from the bath.
When I took a picture of it, a naked man came out with only a bath towel wrapped around his neck.
I was like, "Huh?"
I thought my sister had come home, but she wasn't there.
She didn't come home, but she was using it like it was her own house.
I hope you won't do that.
By the way, is your sister's boyfriend a man?
He was really strong.
Wow!
Isn't that bad?
I don't like it!
It's rattling!
Don't jump on me!
No!
Don't jump on me!
I don't like it!
Do it!
No!
I'll do it!
You shouldn't have come that far!
That's right!
You shouldn't have come that far!
Please tell us what happened next!
Next up is...
Monogu-chan!
Let's go!
Manager-san!
Please don't look at me through the back mirror of your car!
You're scared, aren't you?
No, I don't talk at all in my car.
It's quiet in the car, so when I look ahead during waiting hours, I see the car's mirror.
That's where I meet my manager-san's eyes.
It's really awkward, so please don't do that!
You're not scared, are you?
From your manager's point of view, is it okay for you to talk to me?
No, no, no!
My manager-san is more scared of me!
Did your manager say something?
My manager-san looks like a bully.
He looks like a bully!
He looks like a bully, and I'm really scared of him, so I try not to look at his face.
At worst, you should have asked your manager to change it!
I see!
You should have been careful!
Yes!
But it seems like you don't have to worry about it!
Let's continue!
There is a creature at the base of your foot again!
Please do something about it!
There was one last time!
Where is it at the base of your foot?
It's around here!
I fixed it!
I fixed it, but I was able to make it even bigger!
Recently, the surface of the skin burst open and a lot of juice came out of it!
It's definitely a phlegm!
It's a phlegm!
The juice is dripping, right?
It's definitely a phlegm! It's dirty!
It's not dirty!
It's dirty! It stinks!
Phlegm stinks!
It's dirty! It's dirty!
It's not dirty! It's dirty!
Phlegm and phlegm...
Have you ever had phlegm?
I've had phlegm!
That's why you know it!
Phlegm phlegm!
This summer, phlegm phlegm!
No! Phlegm phlegm!
I don't like it anymore!
Please be careful!
You're lucky you had phlegm!
Please go away!
Let's continue!
Usa-chan!
If you put out a warm blanket, you'll become warm and become Usa-nuku-nuku-chan!
No!
This is no good!
No matter how you think about it, this is no good!
Is Usa-chan okay?
Usa-chan is okay, right?
Who is everyone's "Usa-chan is okay" guy?
Usa-chan is...
I put out a warm blanket!
You can't put it out, you'll become Usa-chan!
What should we do in times like this?
I think you can die!
That was a great comment! I'm scared!
You have a lot of amazing skills!
I can break bones!
I'm scared! Be careful everyone!
Let's put Uta-chan on the bed and worry about her!
Let's put her next to us!
She's still a child!
That's right! Do your best!
Today's guest is Mitsuro-san!
Mitsuro-san!
Huh?
Mitsuro-san!
I went to Canada the other day.
I went to a fire.
Japanese people are usually told to show their passports because they look young.
My 37 or 38 year old friend told me to show my passport.
So I prepared to show my passport.
When I asked her if it was okay, she said it wasn't okay at all.
No!
When I asked her again and again, she said she looked like she was born to a 37 or 38 year old friend's mother!
No!
Mitsuro-san!
I'm sorry!
I heard that studio lights can make you old.
So be careful!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of getting old!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of getting old!
I'm scared!
What should we do?
Everyone, please open the door!
Don't turn on the lights!
Please give us a compliment!
Let's do our best!
That's all for tonight's The Black White Show!
In the next segment, it's time for "Pinky and Momoko Time"!
Hello! Cheese! Good evening!
It's time for "Can't Help It" news!
Our commentators are me, Momoka Pinheel and...
Oops, I made a mistake.
"Can't Help It"!
It's already "Can't Help It"!
Our casters are me, Momoka Pinheel and our commentators are always Momoka Pinheel!
From November 22, Good Couple Day, I'd like to spread "Back Day" all over the world!
I'm Shigeko Tomeroi. Nice to meet you!
So you like "Back Day"...
Do you say "ara"?
"Back Day" is better than "Good Couple Day", isn't it?
So you like "Back Day", right?
I like it, but it's "Touch Back Day".
"Touch Back Day" is the best.
Today, we have special commentators with us!
Please come in!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
"Can't Help It"!
It's our third time!
You're the one who appeared in this segment the most!
Yes! And every time, the director says, "Taku-kun, we're counting on you!"
Let's have fun tonight!
Let's have fun!
We had a day off last week, and we thought we wouldn't do "Can't Help It" anymore...
But we still have it!
Are you still doing "Can't Help It"?
It seems like you're doing it!
You all look like you're doing "Can't Help It"!
You're the most shiny one!
You know what's "Can't Help It" about Mihiro?
She changes her hairstyle every time we shoot!
She changes her hairstyle every time!
That makes me feel better!
Makeup artists don't come here just for you!
That's right!
"Can't Help It" is really...
"Bagamon" is really...
Are we going to have "Can't Help It" news again today?
Yes!
Here's the first news!
Sae Kanzaki...
Uploaded a picture of her eating unpleasant food...
With Hinan-san!
That's not good!
I don't know what "unpleasant food" is...
There's a Twitter account, so let's check it out!
Here it is!
That's gross!
She eats unpleasant food and her weight goes down...
She doesn't rely on "monja" and makes it herself...
"Monja" sounds good!
It's like we're in front of a new bridge!
You can make "monja" at home!
No, it's a little more...
"kanzukicchin" is "kanzukitchen" but...
"kanzukitchen" is "kanzukitchen" but...
What is "kanzukitchen" you!
You added a hashtag and made it difficult.
Is it like "oyasumikami"?
It's like "oyasumikami".
You added a hashtag without permission.
I've been doing "oyasumikami" since my debut, so I think I have a history of doing it.
That's enough!
It's none of your business!
"monjayaki" is something we eat together.
Are you doing "monjayaki" alone?
With my family.
I'm lonely! You're crazy!
You're crazy!
It's not like you can do "monjayaki" alone.
It's not like that!
It's not like you can do "monjayaki" alone.
It's not like that!
You've become like "dajara".
You're too much!
You've become like "dajara".
You're too much!
You're doing great!
You're the worst!
I'm not the worst!
Thank you!
Let's move on to the next news.
I want to punch Fujiwara Akino's photo.
It's always like that.
Let's look at the photo.
Which one?
It's when the leader and Kogawa ate together.
Can you zoom in?
You cut it!
That's the first pose cute people allow to do.
Like you, Benjamin.
You look nasty.
But when you're boxing you're strong.
Like you're fighting.
But maybe you shouldn't allow that pose unless it's a picture of you fighting.
I won't forgive you.
You can only do cute things.
You're doing it again.
You're dirty.
You can do it if you laugh.
It can't be helped.
Let's move on.
The next news.
Yua Mikami will win.
What does it mean?
There is also a tweet about it.
Let's see.
I'm going to Taiwan.
You're doing it.
Yua Mikami.
What is it?
I'm going to Taiwan.
Do you have to say "I'm going to Taiwan"?
You still don't remember Japanese?
"I'm going to Taiwan," but...
"I'm going to Taiwan," everyone said.
I'm going to Taiwan.
"I'm going to Taiwan," everyone said.
Everyone is perfect.
Are you okay with Japanese?
I'm fine.
What is your best word?
Four-letter word.
All men and women.
What is the proverb?
Even dogs hit sticks when they walk.
It's not a stick.
It's a bad proverb.
Everyone knows it.
Yua Mikami, remember Japanese.
I'm not stupid.
I'm saying it because you're not stupid.
Okay?
I want you to graduate.
You're really stupid.
I'm going to Taiwan.
You said it without checking it.
I'm going to Taiwan.
I'll read the next news.
Natsume Hanami's solo debut?
No way!
I don't think it's possible.
What does it mean?
I found an interesting tweet.
Let's take a look.
Please listen to Natsume Hanami's 'Iine ga tsukanai.'
Did she release a song?
I think so.
It's a good song.
Iine ga tsukanai.
It's a famous song.
Can you sing it for us?
Let's hear it.
I want to hear it.
Iine ga tsukanai.
"Iine ga tsukanai"?
Sing it.
I'll give you time for PR.
She's kind.
Even if you tweet, you don't get a like. But I'll keep on tweeting.
Why did you let her hear that vibrato in such a short time?
Next news.
I'll read the next news.
One last news.
"Drunk Dragon" Suzuki-taku.
"Can't laugh" tweet.
What's up with Suzuki-taku?
It's a tweet.
What? That's scary!
Why?
There's nothing but I feel like I've been tricked.
Let's look at that tweet.
There's something? That's scary.
Someone who I didn't know sold my autograph at a online auction.
I was sold for 10 yen.
That's not good!
That's sad!
Isn't that weird?
What is it?
Someone who I didn't know sold my autograph at a online auction.
That's true.
Someone who I didn't know sold my autograph at a online auction.
I know how you feel, Mikami-san.
Go ahead and say it.
I don't know.
You're suddenly so polite.
You're on the same level.
What is it?
You saw the autograph?
Yes, I saw it.
There is always an autograph shop in Osaka.
If I ask for an autograph, they say "no, we don't need it".
If I say "it won't sell", they say "we know that", and leave.
It's rude even if you say "we know that".
It's the worst.
I often thought of selling it to me.
It's sad.
Don't fight with me.
It's useless.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
It's useless for me.
As always, it's useless for me.
That's it.
It's useless.
Thank you.
See you next week!
Next week!
Today's binary is different.
It's earlier.
It's always like that.
I can't do anything about it.
It's useless.
Let me see your sexless way.
Look at me.
New high school super high school students!
It's been a while since we did this segment.
As always, it's a segment where we compete who is the sexiest and who is the sexiest.
This segment is between new members and older members.
First, let me introduce you.
The red corner is the new member team.
The second member is the drunk dragon, Taku Suzuki!
Taku-san, what do you think of the new members?
The new members are all having "shikotama" sex.
I think we can win.
Are you guys doing it?
Shikotama is doing it.
I'm looking forward to it.
The blue corner is the senior team.
The second member is Kurosawa-san!
This kind of thing, this veteran team will win right away!
What are you doing?
Your power is really strong!
Of course!
I only do "kane-shu" but it's okay!
What do you mean?
It's okay even if you're suspicious!
Your voice from the side is amazing!
Please do your best, everyone!
Kurosawa-san, please do your best too!
Yes!
Yes, please do!
Skill up!
Then I would like to explain the rules immediately!
Both teams will come up to the center stage in front of this window one by one,
and please show each other your sexy faces!
The team which Mitsuda-san gets excited and takes off her face without thinking will win!
So please do your best!
Taku-san, is it okay for you to knock?
Oh, knock!
Yes!
Then shall we knock here?
Yes!
Then...
Yes!
Ah!
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
Hello!
Goodbye!
Mitsura-san!
It's been a while since we had a segment like this!
Yes!
How have you been?
I don't think you've had sex recently...
I don't think you have...
No, we haven't!
Have you ever had sex?
You guys have, haven't you?
You, Abema's employee and Oniai-dono's employee...
You...
We have, haven't we?
It's really embarrassing when you pass by sometimes!
You were there today too!
You were there!
It's fine if you ignore me and pass by too much!
You were there while smiling a little...
It's embarrassing!
I thought you had quit, but I'm glad you came back!
I'm glad you came back!
So, other than that, you haven't...
We haven't!
Ah, I see.
Winter is coming!
Ah, I see.
She's angry now.
Winter won't come, right?
It's sad...
I hope you can get a lot out of it in today's final match!
Let's move on to the first match!
Who is the new member team's top batter?
Me!
It's Kamada-san!
It's me!
It's Rin-san, right?
Let's see...
What kind of voices...
Oh, "Obasan"?
Did you say "obasan"?
Obasan...
I couldn't hear you...
Obasan...
Your ears are getting farther and farther away, aren't they?
Obasan...
I couldn't hear you at all.
I'm sorry.
You seem strong.
Yes, and...
Who will go to the blue corner?
Yes!
Wow!
She's strong!
Both teams!
Please stand in front of the microphone!
It's me!
As usual!
Let's get started!
First of all, let's start with Mikami-san from the blue corner!
Let's go!
Look this way!
Aha!
What is it?
That way...
Eh?
It's open, open!
What's that?
Wow...
What's that?
It's awesome!
It was so big...
What's up with you?
It was so big...
She closed the door.
It was so big.
It was so good.
Next.
Let's go to the red corner.
The red corner is Tomona.
Are you ready?
Go!
It's our first experience.
Please do your best.
Let's go to the red corner, Tomona.
Look at me! Ahan!
Ahan!
She's aged.
Aged.
She's mature.
Her voice is low.
Ahan!
The door is opening.
Ahan!
Look at me!
Ahan!
She's old.
Ahan!
This way...
The door is closed.
The smell of Showa is strong.
This way...
This match means that the door is open.
We will start from the blue corner.
The door has closed.
There is still a chance.
We will start from the blue corner.
This way...
She is surprised.
That is...
The door is opened.
That is...
Do you wear it?
Why do you wear it?
She is interested in it.
Do you wear it?
Why do you wear it?
This way...
And...
B... What?
What?
Oh!
It's open! It's open!
Wait!
Behind you?
Behind...
- No way! - Behind you?
It opened!
Behind you?
Behind you?!
Really?!
Behind you?!
Behind you? Behind you?
Behind you?!
You heard me?
You were like, "Behind you?"
Oh, that feels awkward!
It's "Ujhira"!
Ujhira?!
Quail!
What's up with that?
Quail!
I was surprised!
Quail!
I thought "What's up with that?"
What's up with that?
You put something on it, didn't you?
Quail!
You put something on it?
The winner of the first round goes to Mikami!
You're close!
You're very close!
Now, let's continue.
Quail...
It's shocking right?
There's no quail in Osaka.
I'd like to go to the second round.
Second round!
Who's in the red corner?
Oh, it's Kano-san!
And who's in the blue corner?
Oh, it's Ishioka-san!
Thank you very much!
Go away! I've won already!
Kano-san, what kind of "aha" do you think Taku-san will show us?
I think he'll show us a really cool "aha" like this!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes, Mitsuru-san will go "gashaa!"
Ah, I'm looking forward to it!
What do you think, Kano-san?
I think he's the youngest!
That's right!
He's young, so he's still immature, but he's a veteran, so I think he'll be fine!
I think he'll show us what he's capable of!
Then, let's start with Ishioka-san in the blue corner!
Look this way and "aha"!
This way and "aha"!
What's wrong with you?
We're doing it.
What's wrong with you?
This way and "aha"!
She's back!
This way and "aha"!
This way and "aha"
How do you say "this way"?
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Ah!
OK! OK! OK!
It was unique!
Now, next, Kano-san of the red corner, shall you go?
Oh! Go!
Do your best!
Now, Kano-san of the red corner, shall you go?
Look this way! Ahan!
Turn around?
Turn around!
Turn around?
Now! Now!
What? Why did you turn around?
Nothing happened!
Boo!
You have to turn around!
You haven't started anything and you must turn around!
Good job!
Please stand up!
Yay!
Let's move on to the third round!
Who is in the red corner?
It's Fujii!
And who is in the blue corner?
It's Momonogi!
How do you like it?
Momonogi is going to show us something amazing!
I'm looking forward to it!
How about you, Momonogi?
I'm sure I can do it! I'm an expert!
The other team has an interesting voice!
I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of voice Momonogi will show us!
Momonogi, are you ready?
Okay, Momonogi and Kana, let's get started!
Look this way and say "ahan"!
Mitsura-san?
Oh, she called me!
Yes?
Mitsura-san?
Look this way and say "ahan"!
Come out this way and say "ahan"!
Give me a lot of "ahan"!
Give you?
Give you what?
Give you a lot of "ahan"!
Oh, she took it!
Come this way and say "ahan"!
Look this way and open the door as far as you can see.
Look at me.
Look! It's opening!
It's opening!
That's good!
It's opening!
Come out this way and say "ahan"!
Give me a lot of "ahan"!
Give you?
Give you a lot of "ahan"!
What?
Mitsura-san's...
What?
Hmm...
Seafood noodles.
Mitsura-san doesn't have it!
Close it!
Mitsura-san doesn't have it!
Seafood noodles!
It's rude of you, Mitsura-san!
It's too much!
Mitsura-san is clapping behind you!
It's a big clap!
What's with Mitsura-san's seafood noodles?
If you've calmed down, please give us a signal, Mitsura-san!
Oh, it's fine!
What's with Mitsura-san's seafood noodles?
Fujii-mani-chan, shall we begin?
Are you okay, Fujii-mani-chan?
Yes!
Let's begin!
Fujii-san's "Come this way and say 'ahan'"!
That's low!
That's the best one!
I want to see you more.
That's erotic!
This way...
Not that way...
The door is open.
More...
Isn't it enough?
More...
Isn't it enough?
What do you mean "isn't it enough"?
This way...
Isn't the door open?
The door is open.
More...
Don't make me mad!
Wow!
Don't make me mad!
Wow! It's like the Showa era!
It's like the Showa 40s!
40s!
She's getting excited!
The winner of the second round is...
Akatsuna!
Her voice is so high!
It's high, isn't it?
Her voice is so high!
The fourth round is a unique one.
Who will be the winner of the red corner?
Nara!
You can do it!
Who will be the winner of the blue corner?
Yurika!
She's in the middle of it!
You can do it!
What do you think of Nara?
I think of her face more than her voice.
Please watch it, too!
I got it!
I'll pay attention to it!
Kurosawa-san, what do you think of Yumekana-chan?
I think Yumekana-chan is the number one crazy girl!
I can do it!
I'll make her do it!
Let's start with the blue corner!
The blue corner is Yumekana-chan!
Let's go!
Look at me!
Ahan!
Is it in?
Ah!
Ahan!
What?
Ahan!
What? What? What?
She is fast!
I saw it!
She is fast!
She is not sexy at all!
This is sexy!
She is sexy!
Certainly, Ms. Mitsura has done it.
I'm glad.
What did you do, Ms. Kanata?
I didn't do anything.
What will you do?
Will you do? Will you do?
Do you have one?
Yes, I do.
Since we're here, let's listen to Nara-san's "ahan".
We don't know what it's like.
We can't imagine what it's like.
That's right.
Let's listen to Nara-san's "ahan" with your mouth open.
Ahan...
It's like a rotten frog.
I don't like it.
Are you in a bad mood?
Did you drink too much?
Are you in a bad mood?
The window won't move.
I don't like how you hold the bike.
Shut up!
It was just a noise.
I see.
The winner of the fourth round is Ao Kondaru!
As expected!
I was worried about you!
I was worried about you more than you were sexy!
It seems like our genres are different.
Who is the winner of the fifth round, Ao Kondaru?
It's Momo from now on!
And who is the winner of the blue corner?
It's Momo!
Please come to the front!
Will she be okay?
Momo, are you okay?
I'm confident.
Will she be okay?
Let's do our best!
It's Kanzaki from the blue corner!
Look This Way, Ahan!
Which way are you looking at me from?
It's cool!
Yacchan, which way are you looking at me from?
You're all red.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Are you looking at me from this side?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Which one?
Hey, Yacchan, are you looking at me from this side?
Are you looking at me from this side?
You're not singing, are you okay?
Yacchan, are you looking at me from this side?
Are you looking at me from this side?
Look at me, look at me, look at me
I'm a little embarrassed, but it's okay
Little by little
I can do it, I can do it
Just a little more
I'll do it
I can do it
Let's go together
It's a no-no.
Which one is it?
It's a no-no!
What's with you?
You didn't even fight!
I'll show you!
I won!
Show us!
I'll show you!
If you can open it up, you can get the same score again!
I'll show you!
Let's do it! Red corner, Asakura-san!
Let's do it!
Look at me! Ahan!
Are you okay?
Look at me!
Mitsurou-san, you call Mitsurou-san "look"?!
It's not "look", it's "look"!
It's "look", isn't it?!
It's the first time I've heard Mitsurou-san call you "look"!
Look at me!
It's not "look", is it?
Look at me!
Ahan!
Look at me!
It's not "look", is it?!
Look at me!
It's not "look", is it?!
The winner of the first round is the blue corner!
Yay!
Suzuki, come on out!
What did you say?
Suzuki, come on out!
Me?!
Suzuki!
Do you have a second contest or something?
Suzuki!
Mitsurou-san!
Then me too!
Thank you very much!
Let's go to the men's team!
Go for it!
What's going on?
Really, Mitsuura-san, I really hate you!
What's going on?
It's like you're inviting girls.
Suzuki-chan!
I just want to see you in private!
Are you serious?!
Really?!
Me?!
Since it's a request...
There's a red corner and a blue corner.
Can you show me the real one?
I want the real one!
That's the request of the actors.
Shall we start with the blue corner?
How dare you say something that's not written on it!
I'd like to make this the final round.
Really?!
Please get in the car!
We're not even in the car!
Are you serious?!
I didn't think it'd be like this!
Are you both ready?
It doesn't matter if you're ready or not!
Let's get started!
Let's start with Sakurai-san in the blue corner.
Really?!
Sakurai-san in the blue corner, please!
Look this way!
Mitsuura-san...
It's surprisingly big!
It's open!
I don't mind your age or anything like that.
He said it! He said it!
He said it!
Please come out.
Please press it! Please press it!
Mitsuda-san...
I've been working with you for a long time...
Why did you say it?
I've been interested in you for a long time.
It's like it's night, isn't it? It's like it's night, Sakurai-kun.
What was that?
I really...
You're talking!
I like you older than me.
What do you think of me?
Me? Me?
Me...
Me?
What do you think of me?
He said it!
He's thinking about it.
Is it okay?
Let's do it!
Please do your best!
Let's do a lot of "ah" corners!
Face this way!
Um...
Today...
I drank a lot...
It was really good...
I think I'm going to get drunk...
From there?
You're the type who drinks from there, aren't you?
It's okay. You don't have to be embarrassed.
I heard a little.
It's not like I'm doing anything.
Are you okay?
That's what love is like.
Are you okay? Can you come over here for a second?
I'm kind of tired.
Let's lie down.
Can you come over here for a second?
I'm starting to feel it.
Can you put on an arm pillow for me?
Can you come over here for a second?
I'm starting to feel it.
Huh? There's a grave here.
Where is it?
Can I kiss you?
Where is it?
Stop it.
You like me, don't you?
No!
Ah, it feels so good!
Okay, this match is over!
Why is it over!?
Thank you very much!
What's with you!?
Ah, I hate you!
In the end, she said "I hate you!" and ran away.
I just wanted to hear the "look over there" when men do it,
but it's all foreplay and it's a little different.
But you said it was real, didn't you?
Shut up!
That's why I wanted to hear the "look over there" part.
But it's all foreplay and it's a little different.
That's right.
If I had read that, I wouldn't have said "look over there".
That's true.
Okay, so the final match is over,
and with the result of 3-2, the senior team wins!
Yeah!
Thank you!
The winning senior team will receive this trophy!
Wow!
Congratulations!
Yay!
The winning senior team...
Ishoka-san, how was it?
Even though you won...
Yes!
The more I do it, the more I feel like I'm growing,
so I want to do it again for the third time!
Wow!
And lastly, Mitsuna-san!
Yes!
And lastly, Mitsuna-san!
Can you show us your face?
What?
Oh, she showed us her face easily.
Who did you like the most through this long line of people?
BIM-VP?
Yes, I was surprised when Yumekana-chan said, "Something's poking me!"
I thought, "This is bad!"
Mitsuna-san, you saw Yumekana-chan, didn't you?
Something's poking me!
She said it, didn't she?
Something's poking me!
On the other hand, was there anyone you thought, "This is bad"?
Suzuki-dara.
No!
Suzuki-san!
I said it in a really realistic way.
That's right.
I really don't want this show to air.
We'd like you to come back and do it again.
Do it again!
Yes, let's do it again!
This isn't "Muskets"!
Please look forward to our next show!
That's all for now.
"Sex with Mitsuna," "Look at me," "Ahan!"
This has been "New Highland Battle"!
Yay!
It's time to say goodbye!
Do you have any announcements for "Muskets"?
Go! Go!
We, Ebisu Muskets' 3rd Live, "Ebisu Muskets Winter Graduation Ceremony - I'll say it, but we've always loved Muskets -
will be held on Thursday, December 15th at Shinagawa Stellar Ball.
Tickets are now on sale!
Thank you!
Wonderful!
For additional sales information, please visit the official website!
Also!
Tickets are now on sale!
We'll be giving away tickets to those of you who watched our midnight wide show on Sunday!
Don't miss it!
Please look forward to it!
Please do!
Please watch it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I feel like I've been hurt.
Everyone! See you next week!