AISubs v3.5
♪ Here we go! Everyone, did you know that it's July 3rd today? ♪
♪ Boys and girls who are stuck in the middle of life and death ♪
♪ Can't say what they want to say in this world, but ♪
♪ I'm sure you can say anything, so please blow away all your anger! ♪
♪ Blow it away! Blow it away! Blow it away! ♪
♪ Is everyone ready? ♪
♪ Let's dance, dance, dance! ♪
♪ Firestorm! ♪
♪ Here we go! ♪
♪ Let's go with your feelings! ♪
♪ Let's go! ♪
♪ Here we go! ♪
♪ Akino-san! ♪
Hey! Even though it's raining, don't hide your face in the umbrella and kiss me!
It's transparent, so I can see everything!
I can see everything, so I don't notice it!
Wow!
My health is getting worse and worse!
I've been kissing you the whole time!
Who told you that?
Shibuya!
Shibuya?!
Yes! Right in front of the school!
Wow! She's so bold!
I've been kissing you! I've been kissing you for about five minutes!
You've been watching me for about five minutes?!
I've been watching you for about five minutes!
Women always kiss where it's like that!
I'm always ugly!
You're ugly, right?!
I'm always ugly!
Even people who don't like you are ugly, right?!
Yes! You're ugly, but you're ugly, right?!
You're so cute.
Thank you.
You're cute.
I'm glad you said it.
Are you happy now?
Let's continue.
Let's keep it going.
High school girls eating on the train.
Don't eat donbei on the train!
Donbei?!
Wait, donbei?!
Cup noodles?!
Cup noodles...
What's the situation you're in?
Since they came in, they've been carefully...
With hot water in their hands?
Yes.
They were holding it with both hands, so I thought it was strange, but there was hot water in it.
Hot water...
Slowly and...
They put it on top and...
You put it on top and protect it, right?
Yes, while protecting it...
Wow!
Huh? By yourself?
Yes, I did it by myself.
Wow!
And you sat down and ate it?
Yes, I sat down and ate it.
Wow!
Some people are smart, aren't they?!
But I've done it a few times...
Ah, you're an expert, aren't you?
Yes!
I see, I see!
That's certainly troublesome, isn't it?
It's a bit of a hassle, isn't it?
Give me that kind of report again!
Hahaha!
I want to know what you're up to!
That's right, thank you very much!
Thank you!
No, it's not good! Stop it!
It's not good to cause trouble!
Okay, let's continue!
Chan-sai!
Natsume!
Huh?
Stop asking me out after you've been rejected by your true best friend!
No!
I'm not a monkey!
Wow!
You're not a monkey, are you?
Natsume!
Chan-sai is not a monkey!
I'm really not a monkey!
Natsume-san, what about this?
This is...
Um...
It's not like that, actually!
Like, when I'm invited and I have plans,
Minato will say something like, "Sorry about that day, I couldn't make it."
I see, even though you're here!
That's right!
Ah, so you're Minato's second best!
That's right!
It's not like that, really!
I'm sending them in order!
Ishioka is also pretty popular!
I'm third best!
No, you're not!
I'm really third best!
You're third best!
I'm fourth best!
On the contrary, Natsume is really popular!
You're first, second, and third best!
That's right!
Do you usually invite people like this?
I invite a lot of people!
Like, "What are you doing?"
But if Minato says okay, you won't go here anymore?
Well, that might happen a lot!
Ah, I see!
I see!
But you're second best!
I can't go!
You're second best!
You're cute!
Don't be lazy!
Look at her face!
Look at her lips!
Don't be lazy!
She's second best!
You're really third best!
You have a funny face!
Please be careful!
We'll take care of it!
Please report to me!
Let's continue!
I feel like my twin-tailed scar is spreading year after year!
I feel like I'm going crazy!
Even though I'm not twin-tailed, why does it spread?!
Stop it!
What is twin-tailed scarring?!
Here...
Right?!
Show me!
This is...
It's spreading!
It's scarring!
I'm sure it's scarring here!
It's really dark!
Oh no!
I'm really worried about it!
Wasn't there a countermeasure against scarring?!
There are various countermeasures!
There are, but...
When you're a kid, you tie up your hair like this, so it ends up like that, right?!
I'm like that too, but...
Show me!
I have a lot of white hair!
You have a lot of thin white hair, right?!
I'm like that too, but...
But I heard that there's a medicine that makes your hair grow a lot in Thailand!
Isn't it suspicious?!
Haruna Ai has increased this area with it!
Isn't it suspicious?!
The medicine that Haruna Ai recommends in Thailand!
In Thailand!
And you used to dye your hair black around here, right, Haruna Ai?!
I dyed it black!
But you don't do it anymore now!
Oh, I'm glad!
That's right!
There's a medicine that makes your hair grow a lot in Thailand!
If you like it, we'll introduce it to you!
Don't worry about it!
If you have any worries, just tell me!
I'm fine with that!
Thank you!
Next up is...
Ms. Nishioka!
Ready, go!
Third place!
Third place woman!
A while ago...
Ms. Natsume...
Yes?
Ms. Fujiwara said that she's doing a commercial in Fukui!
What?!
Ms. Fujiwara...
She's doing a commercial in Nagoya, too!
No way!
Wait a minute!
Really?!
Why is there a commercial like that?!
No, in Nagoya...
And with a pin!
With a pin?!
Yes, with a pin!
What kind of commercial is it?!
It's a commercial for a restaurant called "Meidaisha"...
What?!
It's like, you go in as a dancer...
A dancer?!
It's like, you dance...
You promote yourself while dancing...
Um...
It's like you're auditioning...
It's like you're doing an interview...
That's what the commercial is about.
Is the commercial itself dancing?
It is dancing.
Show me.
What kind of dancing?
Show me. What kind of dancing?
PROMOTION!
She's dancing!
Do you know that commercial?!
Is it actually playing now?!
It's playing a lot now!
In Tokyo area?!
In Fukui area it's more like a pimple sales...
Exactly!
How about in Nagoya?!
Pimple sales too!
No, no!
It's not like that!
I see how you feel...
I know!
There are people that like these kind of boring commercials...
No!
There are people that want you to eat them...
There are people that want you to feed them...
It's not like that at all.
Just hug me, just hug me.
Right?!
If you have a president like that, please read this book.
I will hug you, president.
Please!
Let's continue!
Mako-chan!
Mako-chan, open your mouth and talk.
Under the hotel bed we stayed in in Taiwan, there was an unfamiliar blood!
It's scary!
It's really scary!
What is it?
You're not excited at all!
There's a bed, and on the next floor of the bed there was an unfamiliar red blood.
I didn't notice it the day before, but the next day I noticed it and said "Ah, there's blood!" to my manager.
How big of a blood is it?
It's about 3cm and 2cm.
3cm and 2cm? What do you mean?
Two of them?
Isn't it 3x2?
It's about this big!
It's about this big and about this big.
Blood is usually red, isn't it?
Is it blood that's been around for a long time?
What kind of blood is it?
It's a new, fresh blood.
Fresh blood?
I really didn't notice it, so I was really anxious and told my superior.
"This is ink!" I was told like that, but I didn't know where the ink came from.
It doesn't come from below, so you dropped the ink.
What do you mean by "superior"?
Does it mean you had a fight with someone higher up in the hotel?
Ah, like, Mr. Stahl.
With your family?
With your family you had a fight?
Did your family exchange rooms for you?
All of my rooms were filled up.
Even among the guests, you didn't regret it, right?
I didn't regret it.
But you did sleep, right?
Ah, I slept a lot.
She said "unknown blood," but it's your first time in a room, so you don't know anything about it, right?
That's right.
You don't know anything about it, right?
You said it for the first time, right?
Can I go home now?
Thank you very much.
You can go home now.
Okay, let's continue!
Mitsuru-chan!
Yacchan!
Excuse me!
Why do you only eat curry before you eat anything else?
Why do you only eat curry during recording?!
The other day, you two girls didn't say a word because you got food on you!
I'm Hakiri Masa!
Be unhappy!
What are you talking about?!
I gave you food!
You gave me food and didn't say thank you is wrong!
It's wrong!
It's not me who gave you food!
It's my acquaintance who gave you food!
It's normal for you to get angry!
After that, you said "I'm sorry, but can you send me home?"
You tried to get angry in the car!
That means you can't drink alcohol, right?
Because you were together!
I'm hungry!
What time did you come in?
15 o'clock.
15 o'clock, right?
I came in at 15:45, so I came in about 3 o'clock.
You're late!
I just woke up and I ate a lot of breakfast, so I'm sorry.
Are you two entertainers?
No!
What kind of people are you?
We're general beach people.
General beach people!
General beach people are the worst!
You're really bad!
I was surprised.
Be careful!
Don't say things like that, everyone!
Just look at me!
I'll say it here.
A normal bitch who lives in Canada!
Can you see me?!
Canada!
Be careful!
International and global!
Okay! That's all for tonight's Dance Dance Spider Show!
We'll see you in the next new segment!
Thank you!
We won't let you do that to this guy!
What? What? What?
Halloween is over and it's Christmas mood in the city.
It's the season for manly men like you to hang out.
I'm your weathercaster, Saya Kisaragi, who takes three steps forward and takes two steps back.
I'm your weathercaster, Ayaka Komoda, who wants to be hugged by a man like Koji Keiwan.
Now, today's "We won't let you do that to this guy" weather forecast.
There are warnings in various places.
First of all, it's Kabuki-cho, Shinjuku.
In Kabuki-cho, it's covered with a little early age- restricting pattern.
By the way, where is the man going at the end of the year?
I don't like it.
Even though you have long hair and tanned skin due to old age, you have a smooth front line.
Guam, Paipan, a trip of three nights and four days is a popular weather forecast.
Please be careful of the bottom of your pelvis.
We won't let you do that to this guy!
Next is Roppongi.
In Roppongi, from the hills to the midtown,
anyone can make friends with a man who boasts of his success.
He is also known as Keiwan.
Please be careful.
In addition, influenza, which infects people with bad health conditions, is spreading.
Don't forget to bring a mask and hand sanitizer.
We will never let you do that!
We won't!
The next one is "complete ignorance".
In "complete ignorance", it is serious to know everything about your boss's bad luck and everything he knows.
In "complete ignorance", information about your boss's bad luck and everything he knows is spread.
In addition, there is a serious warning that you are going to play "hyokkori-han" with everyone.
Please be careful of the presentation at night when you try to flirt with your teammates and your teammates.
We will never let you do that!
We won't!
The next one is "shibuya".
In "shibuya", after Christmas illumination, it will be easy for your cranium to get numb.
There is a warning of "chingurebero" that lights up your cranium and decorates your kyantama with Christmas colors.
Please be careful of it.
In "halloween", there is a probability of "santa claus" changing its shape by "wally" "tokoro".
There is a probability of "i think it's funny" at 70%.
It's high.
There is a probability of "christmas" being called "critoris" at 80%.
It seems like you can't let go of "oritatami-no- gomu".
We will never let you do that!
I agree. We won't.
Have a good day! See you next week!
After this, the new members and senior members will join in and clean up the throat!
Mikudari-han Grand Prix!
Midnight wide show!
Mikudari-han Grand Prix!
What's up? You look happy.
In this segment, we will decide who is the most boring mascot.
Why are you wearing a mask and talking like you're in pain?
Well, there are people who can't stand it anymore.
I feel lonely, too.
You feel like you have a hole in your heart.
I feel like I have a hole in my heart.
That's why I'm wearing a mask and talking like I'm in pain.
Don't you guys slip?
We don't slip!
New members, you don't slip, either?
Yes.
I'm scared!
The three of us are scared!
I said "yes," but...
Since you're confident about it, let me introduce you to the contestants.
First, let me introduce you to our senior members.
"Dosbury Emperor" Kurosawa Mirei.
She's the best!
"Suberry Bimbo" Fujiwara Akino.
She's the worst!
"Fucking very ugly" Subu.
Fucking very ugly
"Bitter gourd Suberi University President" Natsume Hanami.
Bitter melon suberry university
"Naniwanobai mesuberi onna" Kanzaki Sae.
"Hacho Suberi Miso" Ishio Nakai.
"Sveter Araho" Mihiro Araho.
"Zakkuri" Zakkuri.
Sveter Alaho
Zakkuri Alaho
Now, I'd like to introduce our new members.
"That's right, let's do it in Kyoto." Zatsuki.
She's from Kyoto.
"Suberry Queen" Fujii Marie.
"Nana Suberi Yaoki" Nana Suberi.
"Nanami Tina" Nanami Tina.
That's all for our new members.
Thank you for joining us.
"Suberry Queen" Zatsuki.
That's how slippery it is.
Everyone, it's a good thing if it's not slippery.
That's right!
Let me say it! Let me laugh!
I would like you to do your best.
The crosser has been saying strange things like this for a while now.
But it's slippery.
People are reacting to it one by one.
But it's still slippery.
I look forward to it.
It's not slippery.
What is this?
I'm scared of the white "t" trio.
I'm scared of the unknown number of "t"s.
How about you, Kurosawa-san?
I want the graduating members to end in a good way.
I want them to flourish here.
Also, Natsuki-san...
Doesn't she look like Ryuhei Matsuda-san?
She does look like him.
She does.
Ryuhei Matsuda-san.
I think you can pull it off.
If you pull out your character...
If you pull out Ryuhei Matsuda-san and say "s" with that face...
I think you can add something to it.
Please pay attention.
Let's move on to the first question.
Here is the first question.
I'm definitely not interested in this hairdresser's question.
What kind of question is it?
Everyone, please answer.
This is hard!
It's a proper question.
I'm definitely not interested in this hairdresser's question.
What kind of question is it?
If you can think of something, please raise your hand.
She has a lot of courage.
Let's go.
She's fast!
Natsume-san is fast.
Let's move on.
Natsume Hanami-san.
I'm definitely not interested in this hairdresser's question.
What kind of question is it?
What was the miso soup yesterday?
How was it?
Mikudaira
You got one point.
How was it?
I was interested in it, but I didn't know if it was a daily conversation or not.
I see.
You weren't interested in it, but you were interested in the relationship.
I was thinking about whether it was touched by a parent or not, and I got angry.
I see.
It's like "slippery" is wonderful.
Slippery
Let's move on.
I'm not interested in this question of a hairdresser.
What kind of question is it?
From which angle do you draw a star?
How was it?
Mikudaira
You got one point.
How was it?
I was thinking about whether it was touched by a parent or not, and I got angry.
Let's move on.
I'm not interested in this question of a hairdresser.
What kind of question is it?
Do you like fried eggs with sauce or soy sauce?
I'm not interested in this question of a hairdresser.
How about you, Ms. Kurosawa?
I often say this when I'm not interested in this question of a hairdresser.
So I thought it was common for me to say it.
I wish I hadn't said it, but I didn't like the way you said it.
I didn't like it when you said "do you like fried eggs with sauce or soy sauce?"
Maybe someone should read it for you.
Yes, someone should read it for me.
Then I think you'll get better and better.
Sometimes it happens.
How about you, Ms. Kanzaki?
I'm not interested in this question of a hairdresser.
What kind of question is it?
Do you like Hiroshima-style food or Okonomiyaki?
I'm from Osaka, so I'm always asked about it.
You're very conservative.
What?
Why are you looking at me like that?
You have a good attitude.
How about you, Ms. Natsuki?
I'm not interested in this question of a hairdresser.
What kind of question is it?
Do you mind if I have bangs?
It's a Kansai dialect.
Do you mind if I have bangs?
It's a Kansai dialect.
It's a nostalgic dialect.
It's an old dialect.
Let's move on.
I'm not interested in this question of a hairdresser.
What kind of question is it?
Did you make a reservation for today?
You did it!
Congratulations!
You have a strong sense of reality.
You're experienced.
Let's move on, Ms. Nishikawa.
I'm not interested in this question of a hairdresser.
What kind of question is it?
Your hair is dirty.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Here is the next topic.
Your introduction rhetoric.
What kind of rhetoric is it?
It sounds interesting.
You can appeal yourself.
Let me introduce myself.
Your introduction rhetoric.
What kind of rhetoric is it?
It's a rhetoric, so it's "575".
It's about how to fill it in.
Think about it and write it down.
Please think about it and write it down.
Is it okay for me to join you?
Let's move on to the next topic.
Your introduction rhetoric.
What kind of rhetoric is it?
Kurosawa-san, you're a good woman who looks good in glasses.
Yes, I'm director Mikudari-san.
As expected, it's a stable slide game.
It's very stable.
Yes, let's move on to Fujiwara.
"Your introduction rhetoric." What kind of rhetoric is it?
Fujiwara will push you with her voice!
Yes!
She's tired, so she's laughing.
She's tired.
Let's move on to Natsume.
"Your introduction rhetoric." What kind of rhetoric is it?
I was born in Fukui and went east alone.
What?!
Did you move up?
Do you feel lonely?
I don't like it.
What are you saying?!
It must have been nice.
I'm looking forward to moving up in life again.
It feels like there's going to be a drama.
Natsume's situation is strange.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to Kanzaki-san.
"Your introduction rhetoric." What kind of rhetoric is it?
I'm stupid.
I'm really stupid.
What does that mean?
Is she stupid?
I like it.
You got two points.
Let's move on to Nanami-san.
"Your introduction rhetoric." What kind of rhetoric is it?
I'm Nanami Tina, and I'm fighting against breastfeeding.
Breastfeeding?!
She's young, though.
Breastfeeding is a little...
It's sympathy, isn't it?
I have a 23cm x 50cc breastfeeding sheet.
I highly recommend it.
It's quite a size.
She's got sympathy.
Let's move on to Mihiro-san.
Your introduction rhetoric.
What kind of rhetoric is it?
I'm being teased.
We fight, but we get along well.
What should we do?
I feel bad for her.
Let's move on.
Asume-san, let's go.
Your introduction rhetoric.
Breastfeeding is a little...
"Two, four, six." "Walking alone." "Tears fell."
She got up at 19 years old.
She lived alone.
Right? She lived alone in summer.
She was walking two, four, six.
She was walking while crying.
That's right. Let's move on.
Kurosawa-san, let's go.
"Your introduction rhetoric." "What rhetoric?"
Kurosawa is your heart's oasis.
She got up at 20 years old.
She's so good at getting ready.
She's so good at dressing up.
But her timing is just...
It makes me feel uneasy.
I like art, you know?
What is oasis?
Are you betting on oasis?
I did bet on it a little.
Stop it.
Stop it!
The next topic is...
What did Carnaby say about this?
Oh, I see.
That's right.
What did Carnaby say about this?
Please think about it.
If you can think of one, please raise your hand.
Carnaby didn't say that.
That's right.
That was quick.
Let's move on.
What did Carnaby say about this?
Bullshit!
I'm sad.
Carnaby got one point.
Maybe Carnaby will say it in five years.
Yes, Carnaby will say it.
Bullshit!
Maybe Carnaby will say it.
The next topic is...
What did Carnaby say about this?
You just farted, didn't you?
Her way of saying it is...
I want to hear it one more time!
If I hear it one more time, it might be reversed!
Carnaby said this?
What did she say?
You just farted, didn't you?
So, it was a different version of "you just farted, didn't you?"
It was different, wasn't it?
I checked and it was a penalty!
It's really funny, but it's a penalty.
It's funny when you get it.
It's a good boundary.
I laughed.
Next...
Let's go with Fujiwara.
Carnaby said this?
What did she say?
Good morning!
I hope you're doing well!
Let's go!
Good morning!
Nice to meet you!
How was it?
I wanted to do it as soon as "good morning."
We haven't done it yet.
I'm so tired.
Stop it. Stop it for today.
Ms. Ishoka, shall we go?
Carnaby says this?
What did she say?
Drink! Drink!
No way!
Yep, yes, indeed.
So...
Is it okay first?
Sure.
We can't export them.
Yep.
Please don't make Carnaby say that.
Okay...
Miss Kurosawa, shall we proceed?
Carnaby says this?
What did she say?
Miren-san, I like you.
I hate it.
I hate Miss Ishoka'sSir.
So you don't want me anymore, do you?
I don't love her anymore.
All of Okubo-san's words just now were telling a story, weren't they?
Stop it. Leave me alone.
But let's switch and continue.
The next question is...
What kind of man can get Okubo-san to pass in one go?
Think about it.
It's difficult.
What kind of man can get Okubo-san to pass in one go?
It's fast.
Nanami-san, would you like to answer?
What kind of man can get Okubo-san to pass in one go?
Unlimited sexual desire.
Infinity.
Unlimited sexual desire.
I'm sorry.
Unlimited sexual desire hasn't happened recently, has it?
No, it hasn't.
Okubo-san, you don't have unlimited sexual desire?
No, I don't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for betraying you.
I'm sorry for betraying you, Japanese people.
I don't have unlimited sexual desire right now.
I'm also a contact person.
I'm sorry for betraying you.
You were deceived, weren't you?
Everyone was deceived.
Natsuki-san, would you like to answer?
What kind of man can get Okubo-san to pass in one go?
A man with short nails.
Fujibara-san, what kind of man can get Okubo-san to pass in one go?
A man who does everything for Paco-chan.
Fujibara-san, that's a good one!
That's not how you say it.
A man who does everything for Paco-chan.
Why do you say it like that?
Where do you pass in one go?
I thought a man would say it a lot.
It's not a manly way of saying it.
A man who does everything for Paco-chan.
Where did you learn that?
In which classroom?
In which store?
Is that how you pass in one go?
That's not how you say it!
The atmosphere has cooled down.
That's not how you say it!
Look at Shiina-san's face.
What do we do?
I'm sorry!
What do you mean "sorry"?
Let's switch up our feelings.
Let's do it one last time.
Okubo-san and Fujibara-san, if you're confident, let's do it.
Thank you!
Not yet!
Let's move on to the next song.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to the next song.
Give Yasuko Mitsura a middle name.
This is interesting.
Give Yasuko Mitsura a middle name.
Mitsura... something?
Between the name "Mitsura" and "Yasuko"
Please think of words that go with the name "Mitsura".
Let's go, Shouka Oki.
Give Yasuko Mitsura a middle name.
Mitsura Triple Yasuko.
Yay!
We got a point!
What does "triple" mean?
It doesn't mean much.
I see.
I cut it out.
Let's move on.
Let's go, Natsuki.
Give Yasuko Mitsura a middle name.
Mitsura Hazuki Lupe Yasuko.
Yay!
We got a point!
I'm practicing at home.
Sitting down?
No.
"Daisuki".
No.
She's like that.
Let's go, Kurosawa.
Give Yasuko Mitsura a middle name.
Mitsura.
Triple Yasuko.
We got a point!
I haven't said it yet!
Kurosawa-san, please have a seat.
I want to say it!
Me too!
Let's move on.
Fujimori-san, would you like to say it?
Yes.
Please give Mitsura Yasuko-san a middle name.
Mitsura... Poares Yasuko-san.
That's funny!
What is it?
"Poa" is "kiana" and "kiana" doesn't exist and "ohara" is "kirei".
I thought "kiana" was "tengo".
Can you say it again?
Mitsura... Poares Yasuko-san.
Poares Yasuko-san.
That's funny.
Nanami-san, would you like to say it?
Yes.
Please give Mitsura-san a middle name.
Mitsura... Tahara Yasuko-san.
That's because you are from Tahara.
We are from Tahara.
There is a festival this year. Please come and join us.
Yes!
It will be held in Roppongi Hills.
It will be held in Roppongi Hills in Higashimikawa.
We will be on stage for about an hour and a half.
So, please come and join us.
We will be throwing mochi from 1 o'clock and a half.
So, please come and join us.
We will be throwing mochi and you will be throwing mochi.
Please come and join us.
Natsuki-san, would you like to say it?
Please give Mitsura Yasuko-san a middle name.
Mitsura... Ndebu... Nande... Yasuko...
She said it.
What is it?
It's funny.
It's like a man's wish.
It would be nice if a horse ran.
Yes.
Kurosawa-san, would you like to say it?
Sometimes...
I'm confident.
So, we will say it.
Please give Mitsura Yasuko-san a middle name.
Mitsura... Yasuko...
It's not cheap, Yasuko!
She's making a lot of money, isn't she, Kuro-san?
It's not cheap, Yasuko!
Natsume-san, are you ready?
Please give Mitsura Yasuko-san a middle name.
Listen to the sound and say goodbye to the flowing tears.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
What kind of show is this?
It's self-introduction show.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
She said it without thinking.
Please calm down and do your best.
Are you panicking?
I'm sorry.
Are you panicking?
Are you panicking, Natsume-san?
Natsume-san, are you panicking?
I'm okay. I'm calm now.
I'm sorry.
Now, for the last topic...
The last topic is...
Isn't Kazuko Kurosawa weird lately?
Did something happen?
Isn't Kazuko Kurosawa weird lately?
Did something happen?
I wonder what it is.
It's a small matter.
She tends to worry about it.
That's right.
It could be a new illness.
That's fast.
Let's move on to Ms. Ishioka.
Here we go.
Isn't Kazuko Kurosawa weird lately?
Did something happen?
Isn't Kazuko Kurosawa weird lately?
Self-destruction!
Are you okay?!
Are you okay now?!
I'm fine!
We can't lend her anything right now.
Let's go with Kanzaki-san.
"Isn't Kazuko Kurosawa weird lately?" "Did something happen?"
I started reading kanji.
Oh no!
It's true!
I know a lot of things now!
Wow! It's true!
You get surprised when you can't read anymore, don't you?
I do!
I get surprised!
Because the world expands.
I'm not that stupid.
No, you're not!
But you're making fun of me.
That's true!
It's okay.
You're making fun of me.
I'm happy now.
Yes.
Then let's move on.
Kurosawa Kazuko-san, isn't there something strange? Is there something?
It became Morion-chu.
Wow!
You get 1 point for putting it on your name tag.
I know a lot of things like this.
Yes.
It happens a lot.
Yes, it does.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to record Morion-chu next Monday.
It's noon.
I'm actually doing it.
I'm sorry.
Then let's move on.
What about Morion-chu?
Let's go with Nanami-san.
Kurosawa Kazuko-san, isn't there something strange? Is there something?
Give me all your fingers.
Wow!
It's hard!
But you're always doing it!
You're not doing it!
That's right.
It's hard.
I had one night stand!
Wow!
Is that day really coming?
It's scary!
Why is it one night stand?
That's weird!
It's weird!
It's scary!
It's a wonderful story.
It looks like a spider is going to come out of it.
That day!
It's too dark!
The sky is red and there's a weird spider!
It's dangerous all over Japan!
It might move the earth!
It might!
It will move it!
Are you going to continue?
Let's go with Kurosawa!
I hope it's okay.
It's okay, right?
Kurosawa Kazuko, isn't there something weird?
Is there something?
It's a bug!
It started breaking!
It reacts with Kurosawa!
Put it out!
But it's okay, it's okay, it's this one!
It's okay!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
Even if you do it in analog, it's like this!
It's okay!
Yes!
Let's go with Ishio Kasa!
Kurosa Akazuko-san, is something wrong? Did something happen?
My personal information was leaked!
That's scary!
I'm the scariest!
These people are very sensitive.
I'm also scared of taking revenge!
There's nothing to leak.
Let's move on.
Fujiwara-san, let's go.
Kurosa Akazuko-san,
is something wrong?
Did something happen?
Always...
blue sky!
white clouds!
Everyone!
HAPPY!
What are you saying?
Isn't it weird for me to say that?
That's fine!
You can say it!
When you're happy!
You can say it.
Once you're happy...
It's okay.
Are you okay?
I'm going to kill you!
Don't kill me!
You'll fall down.
It's so normal.
You just want to close it.
There's a limit to that.
If you keep looking at it from behind, you'll want to die.
It might be an angle like that.
Please bear with it.
It's just a curse.
Shall we continue?
Let's go, Nasuki-san.
Kurosawa Kazuko-san, isn't something strange?
Did something happen?
I admire your left ear.
It's true.
I'm happy.
It's not a point.
But it's true.
It's true.
I thought you were a genius.
Are you watching this?
No, I didn't know.
By chance?
Wow!
So, I was...
I was...
I was found out that I'm not talented.
I'm not left-eared.
You found out that I'm right-eared, didn't you?
What's going on?
I'm happy.
What should we do?
Please go on.
What should we do?
Please go on.
What was that?
Let me continue.
Well, Kurosawa family, is there anything weird?
Anything happened?
I don't want to let go of my mother's hand, Fukuie Kishi.
What's wrong with you?
Do you still have that line?
What's wrong with you?
Don't cry.
It's over.
I thought it was over.
It's over.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
That face is enough.
What's that?
Are you sick?
I'm sorry.
Calm down.
I'm sorry.
On the contrary, breathe out.
You'll have a cold.
Breathe out.
You'll have a cold.
I'm really sorry.
That's enough.
One more time.
Don't do it again.
That's enough.
Senryu is taking a break.
Let's move on.
Fujii, it's your turn.
Kurosawa family, is there anything weird?
Anything happened?
I bit my cheek with my blade.
She said it.
I bit my cheek with my blade.
She said it.
It's still a draw.
Let's move on.
Yes.
Let's move on.
Kurosawa family, is there anything weird?
Anything happened?
I'm Shirosawa now.
Oh.
Muscle.
Muscle is back.
I think it's wonderful.
You're doing it properly.
You're doing it in a strong style.
You're doing it properly.
You're doing it in a different way.
It sparkled, didn't it?
Yes.
You thought you could make it funny, didn't you?
Yes.
It's not like that.
Yes, it seems like it's not like that.
Then, let's move on to the last one.
The last one.
Is there anyone who wants to answer?
Yes!
Then, let's start with Kurosawa-san.
Yes!
Kurosawa Kazuko-san, isn't something strange?
What happened?
My jaw is really broken!
Mikudarihan!
Mikudarihan won first place!
I was a little worried.
It's a little early for me to get up and draw a picture.
That's right.
It's fun.
It's a little early.
That's it for the Mikudarihan Grand Prix!
The least interesting one was won by Kurosawa, who won eight points!
I want it! I want it!
In addition, along with Mikudarihan, you will be permanently expelled from the Grand Prix Competition in the future!
Kurosawa-san, how do you feel now?
But if I'm not there, the Grand Prix will be boring!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
Please cheer for me!
It's really stable.
How was it?
I saw that it was stable.
That's right. It wasn't shaking.
It was interesting.
You have a strong self-confidence.
Where did you train?
I think it's amazing.
I respect you.
Thank you.
How about you, Kurosawa-san?
Mitsuru-san has a lot of love for Fujii-san's voice.
Fujii-san, you're looking forward to it, aren't you?
That's right.
Fujii-san's voice is interesting.
She keeps her mouth wide open when talking.
Ayayaya
She always says "Shindai, don't do it!"
Shindai, don't do it!
Please pay attention to it in the future!
That's all for Mikudarihan Grand Prix!
Good night!
It's time to say goodbye.
Do you have any announcements from Muscats?
Yes! We, Ebisu Muscats' solo live, "Ebisu Muscats Winter Graduation Ceremony - I'll say it, but we love Muscats forever!" special will be held on Saturday, December 15th at Shinagawa Stella Ball!
Tickets are now on sale!
For additional sales information, please visit the official website!
And a chance to win tickets for this live!
From today's broadcast, we will draw and give away tickets to people who watched "Midnight Wide Show" on a certain day!
Wow!
We will draw and give away tickets to people who watched "Midnight Wide Show" on a certain day!
It's selling well, isn't it?
Let's do our best!
That's all for this week!
See you next week!
Good bye!