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Welcome to this week's show!
I'm your host, Okubobobobobobobobobobobobobo!
Yeah!
So today's guest is this person!
Yeah! It's Suzuki!
You're perfect for this kind of atmosphere!
I'm so happy!
I can't say a word, but I'll do my best for you!
Yeah!
So let's...
Dance! Dance! Smile! Show!
Yeah!
Let's go!
I recently went back to my beloved Fukui.
But my family told me that I was in a Fukui commercial!
You were?
Speaking of Fukui, it's summer!
Fukui! Fukui!
What? Really?
Yes, I was in a Fukui heavyweight...
Heavyweight?
What do they use for agriculture?
Minerals!
It's a famous Fukui company, right?
Yeah!
I was hired!
The company president hired me!
The president hired you!
Yeah!
I have a weird image of Fukui.
You're lying!
Why?!
You did it, didn't you?!
I did it!
No way!
You said you wouldn't do sales!
I didn't say that!
Sales!
No way!
The president wouldn't do that!
No way!
To the last president!
No way!
You said "thank you" didn't you?!
No way!
Stop it!
I'm not good at it!
Don't get caught up in it!
Stop it!
Yeah!
Let's buy more!
Yeah!
Manager-san!
Don't work!
Don't look at Momonogi Kana-chan's Twitter and smile all the time!
That's no good!
Who?!
The manager!
That's right!
That's no good!
Where are you?
Where are you, Momonogi-chan?
While I was working, my manager, Kana-chan's manager, and Momo-chan were saying "where are you?" and "I want to go!"
That's crazy!
It's like they're saying "where are you?" and "to be honest, I don't know how I'm going to go when I meet you."
What kind of man is that?!
That's right!
That... where is he?
That manager?
He's coming out!
He's coming out, right?!
He's not here now!
He's not here now?!
I thought you'd let me in!
Right?!
I thought you'd let me in!
Is that so?!
Right?!
And I'll say it again when he's here!
What?!
What's that?!
What's he doing?!
Let's go to school!
She's a teacher, so she's going to school.
Don't judge me by my voice! I'm not a kid!
It's a brick, isn't it?
You can speak in a lower voice, can't you?
But...
It's boring!
You can't stand it, can you?
I hate it!
It's a brick, isn't it?
I'll kick you out of here!
It's a brick, isn't it?
You're amazing!
Be careful of bricks!
You can't use bricks!
I'm sorry!
Who's next?
It's not a brick!
Hey!
I really don't like the way you speak!
You said you're not a kid.
Are you tired of children?
I see.
What kind of voice do you like?
I'm tired of it.
I like high voices and round faces.
I'll do it.
I really don't like it!
What's wrong with you?
You don't change much, do you?
But she can do a sexy voice.
A sexy voice?
Do you want me to do it for you?
A sexy voice?
Yes.
It's been a while.
You can't do it in front of children!
Be careful of bricks!
What's your name?
Saragi?
I'm a narrator.
Every morning, I pass by an old man.
Please don't peek into my skirt.
How can you do it?
When I'm wearing shorts and I go out, I'm sure I'll be chased by old men.
I purposely stand up and jump from there.
But every morning, I pass by at the same time.
I remember their faces and I can't help but show them.
But you can't help it, can you?
When you remember their faces, you feel bad, don't you?
Yes, because you want to show them, don't you?
I don't want to show them!
You damn Dosukebenan!
I don't want to show them!
Dosukebenanator!
When I stand up and jump, I'm sure I'll see a panty line from behind me.
The president's panty line!
Yes, the president's panty line!
Show them!
I want you to cheer up, dad!
You can't do it, dad!
Let's go, Michiyo!
You can do it!
Be careful!
The other day, I went to Disney with my mascot members!
But I always made a fool of myself!
When I went to the bathroom and came out, I was gone!
I was told not to sing a flower song!
It was terrible!
I was told not to go to the bathroom!
When I went to the bathroom, you two were running around!
I went with the leader and Yuki-chan!
First of all, you're four hours late!
That's fake!
Wait! That's two hours!
Four hours!
Two hours is not enough!
Two hours!
It's impossible!
Then I'll go in three hours!
Which one?
It's four hours!
Three hours plus four hours is four hours!
How long did you spend in the bathroom?
The bathroom is super long!
Two hours!
The bathroom is super long!
What were you doing in the bathroom!
You're suspicious!
What are you doing?
Did you know it was this late?
Of course I did.
Put on your school underwear.
And your pinocchio?
My pinocchio?
No Disney!
No Disney and no pinocchio!
It's a dreamland, right?
Don't go!
It's a dreamland, right?
I don't want to go again.
We're sorry we're late!
You should've told me earlier!
Thank you!
You should've made me walk more.
I'm a weakling.
You should've worn higher heels.
I was just trying to tell you.
You could've walked slower.
You're so slow.
Hey, wait a minute!
Don't you know how to wear heels?
You're too much!
Apologize!
Be careful!
Are you okay?
You're right!
This is bad!
Leader Ichikawa-chan!
The other day, I watched a program where Mitsuhara-san gave a wonderful answer about the word "work", and I was very impressed!
What? What is that?
What is it? What is it?
What are you talking about?
What?
You know, in that program, there was a question like "if you don't have to work, but you can get as much money as you want, will you work? Won't you work?"
The answer is always "yes".
So, Mitsuhara-san gave an answer like "I will work" to that question, but "work" means "moving" in human language, and it means "I want to work for people".
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I was very impressed!
You're amazing!
I'm impressed!
Let me ask you one last question!
Yes!
I'm impressed!
Do you have anything you want to say?
Yes!
Don't tell me a boring story that I put in a little laughter and made it funny!
Really!
To be honest, I'm having a really boring talk, too!
You're talking and shaking, and you're speaking in one minute in a short time, and you're so good at it!
Don't laugh or anything!
I'm sorry!
It's okay! I thought you were going to say something funny!
I'm sorry!
I thought you were going to say something funny!
That's right!
You're so honest!
Come back in the morning! Come back in the morning!
If you're funny, come back in the morning!
I'm a man!
Come back in the morning!
I'm really tired!
Is that okay?
That's all for "Dance, Dance, We're Girls"!
Next up is this segment!
Let's have a good time!
Hello! Hello!
It's time for "Useless News"!
I'm a caster!
I love gossip more than sandwiches and rice!
I'm a guest caster!
I'm T.H.I.L.E. Momoku!
And our commentator is always this guy!
Yes!
The other day, I was drunk and I almost drowned!
I'm Nuroi Shigeko! Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
And tonight, we have a special commentator with us!
This person!
Yes! I'm a drunk drummer, Suzuki! Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me again!
It's my second time!
That's right!
When we finished last time, the director told me to say more bad things!
I'll do my best to say it this time!
I'm looking forward to it!
It's "Useless News"!
We have "Useless News"!
We also have new members!
I think we have new members' "Useless News"!
I'm sure we have a lot of new members!
We don't know yet, so we'll do it randomly!
That's right!
Here's the first news!
Moko Moko Seijin's Sakura Moko!
New member!
Yes, immediately!
Kussushou is also posting a disgusting video on Twitter.
She is worried about that video.
Let's see what kind of worry doughnut it is.
I am in Taiwan now.
I will go home from here.
Show me the Taiwan one!
It can't be helped!
It can't be helped! What is it?
Show me Taiwan!
Where is Taiwan?
There is nothing behind it!
Sakura-san!
What is it?
There was a new app.
It happened to be white.
I thought it was interesting.
It looked good on me.
What are you talking about?
Are you okay?
You shouldn't have posted the Taiwan video!
It's Taiwan, isn't it?
I want you to post it in Taiwan.
I am afraid of this kind of situation.
You can't connect with Taiwan.
Let's see the next news.
New member!
Where is it?
It can't be!
Mayumi Yamanaka, who is the devil's nursing teacher!
Yamanaka-san!
She is not a real nursing teacher.
She has a photo of cheating.
You shouldn't say that!
It is a lie!
Let's see the picture.
What picture?
It is not a picture of cheating!
You shouldn't have posted it!
Is it true?
What is it?
It is a video of cheating.
A video of cheating?
It is a video of cheating.
What?
It is a video of cheating.
What is it?
It is a video of cheating.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
You shouldn't do that!
You are a nursing teacher!
You shouldn't say that in front of children!
You are cheating!
It is a lie!
You are cheating!
I will stop it!
You will stop it?
I will stop it!
I am going to be a nursing teacher.
You are a nursing teacher!
You are being held!
You are a woman!
I don't think it is a nursery teacher.
You are lying!
I didn't have a teacher like you!
You don't have one!
Eroero Second Children's Hospital is a nursing school.
I hate you!
You shouldn't say that!
I hate you.
I think there are others!
I think there are others who hate you speaking!
You guys are wrong.
My days are longer than Ishoka's.
I see.
So please don't say that.
I hate you.
You can't say you hate me.
Teacher!
You can't say you hate me.
I really...
What's wrong?
I can't help it.
What's wrong?
I can't help it.
I really hate you.
Don't hate me. Make me bad.
I hate you. I hate you.
I hate you.
Don't touch me anymore.
Be honest.
We don't know what will happen in the future.
Let's move on.
The director of this program, Kasai, always gives me newspaper.
Recently, he started to drink green tea and diet because of his weight.
I don't care.
Are you sentimental?
Do you have a picture of it?
Do you want to see it?
Let's see it.
Do you want to see it?
It doesn't look good.
Here you are.
It doesn't look good.
Are you a rock 'n' roll singer?
Rock 'n' roll.
Are you a rock 'n' roll singer?
You are sentimental today.
You can't go home even if you go out.
Because you are a sheriff.
Yes.
Rock 'n' roll is nothing like rock 'n' roll.
You haven't destroyed anything, have you?
Rock 'n' roll.
You haven't destroyed anything, have you?
It's not rock 'n' roll.
It's not easy to lie like that.
By the way, you were dancing to "berry" dance, weren't you?
Let's go to "berry" dance.
Is there "berry" dance?
You're good at "berry" dance, aren't you?
You look like a ghost.
Really?
I think you have a good waist.
I want to see it.
I don't think you have it.
You don't want it, do you?
You're taking off your pants.
It's good, isn't it?
It's sentimental.
How long are you going to keep it up?
It's good.
It's sentimental.
It's amazing.
In our class, there was a student who didn't stand out at all, but she suddenly sang "bonjour" at the culture festival.
I was shocked.
It's a surprising side of you.
It's amazing.
You're on a diet, aren't you?
It's okay.
You're on a diet, aren't you?
You should work out.
We want you to work out.
Don't wear weird parkas.
You put this news in yourself.
It's amazing.
You have a great mentality.
It's not sentimental at all.
Can we move on?
It's good, isn't it?
Next one is also not completed.
Kawakami Nanami is showing her naked body in Asakusa Rock the.
She is showing her naked body?
I don't know if it's okay, but there is a video.
She is showing her naked body?
I don't know if it's okay, but there is a video.
Let's watch it.
Rock the?
- Oh, it's you! - Papa!
- You're amazing!
- Papa! - Oh, you've changed!
- What's wrong with you? - You've become like that.
- Papa, you're handsome! - You're ugly!
- Papa! - You're amazing!
- That's already... a nipple, a bean nipple! - Oh, thank you! Are you praising me?
- What's with the bean nipple? - What's with the bean nipple?
- You're a little happy, aren't you, Otakusan?
- You've been laughing next to me the whole time, haven't you? - No, well...
- Um... I'll segue back in. - Don't!
- Don't, sounds just like a bad idea. - I know it's a bad idea, but it can't be helped.
- Again and again... - Excuse me, but we're all going our own ways, so I apologize!
- It's not like you guys can just go down! - The news isn't like that this time, either!
- Yeah! - So there you have it for "Can't Be Helped", thank you so much for every week!
- Thank you for this very innovative quarantine! - Next up, the Earth Tour!
This round is Suzuki-taku and Sexy Jujutsu no Kono!
Don't miss it!
Why all of a sudden?
Have you decided already?
Are you in a good position?
Don't envy me!
Sexy Jujutsu Championship!
Muscats New Highlanders Team!
It's started! How to play a sexy fight! Fighting game "Sexy Jujutsu Kaisen Shuken"!
Using the strongest Jujutsu in the entertainment world, Muscats will fight against Sukisakusan in a sexy battle!
When you came a lot before, we did this project, but do you remember?
Yes, I remember!
Well, I haven't been told by so many women like this, so I scolded them!
Your wife!
Yes, my wife!
Your wife will scold you if you keep doing this!
Yes, I don't want my wife to find out!
Well, if you say how amazing you are, what could you do as a director of Daiba?
No, I don't want you to say it so much, but I can kill you in three minutes!
No, it's strong! This is strong!
So, many of you will judge and handle the sexy battle as judges, so please!
Thank you!
And the commentator is Mitsuna, who loves fighting games! Thank you!
Thank you!
Recently, I'm determined to crush your eyes for sure!
Don't say that! I'll say it right away!
So, this time it's Muscats Highlanders Team!
Senior Muscats members will fight against new Muscats members in a group battle format!
Then, let's have both teams to join the battle right away!
First of all, new generation Muscats!
Crazy Panty Dojo has joined!
Are you ready?
Are you ready, everyone?
Oh, they're here!
Are you ready?
What?
What's going on?
Oh, Berry is here!
Berry is here!
Berry is very active today!
Berry, are you ready?
Berry is strong!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
What's going on?
Berry's lower lip is floating and she has a girlish face!
She has a very girlish face!
I'm sorry for my girlish face!
Don't say my girlish face!
And next up is...
Senior Muscats member...
Team "A" Panty Dojo!
What's up?
Someone seems to have made a mistake.
Huh?
Sexy...
Do you have confidence?
I do.
You do?
I do.
You do?
Yes.
Do you have experience?
I do.
You were in New York, weren't you? You were dancing somewhere, weren't you?
That's right. New Orleans.
Wow!
You were dancing somewhere, weren't you?
I was dancing with a black musician.
You were dancing with a black musician.
New Orleans...
Oh my gosh!
You had a little fight, didn't you?
Oh my gosh!
I was so sexy!
The game is 6-6.
The winner is the one who buys more in the end.
The winning team will receive expensive products, so good luck!
It's more about fighting for pride than products.
That's right.
How about this?
Many people have weak attacks like this.
Do you have anything like this?
Well...
I'm "M", so...
"M"!
I get very excited when I'm treated like an object.
Like an object...
I see.
Everyone, please be careful and use it well.
Is it possible for me to move forward like this?
You pulled it back, didn't you?
Yes, I pulled it back.
Then, shall we start the first round?
The first match...
Hyper Capipara Cyborg.
Ishio Kamaitai.
Dosukebe Misoji Banchou.
Tomoda Ayaka.
Good luck!
It's starting.
Wait!
There is a technique!
There is a technique for both!
Then...
Start!
First!
You!
Then...
Start!
I want to throw my back.
I want to throw my back!
It's a tie!
Let me do it! Let me do it for a lifetime!
Let me do it for a lifetime! Let me do it for a lifetime!
One minute!
I was surprised, too. It was so fast.
Yes, it is.
It's so fast.
Do you want to go?
Let me do it for a lifetime!
Before that, I did it lightly.
Why?
Before we start...
Is it over?
I want to do it!
Let's do it!
Come forward!
Well...
Start!
Wow!
I want to do it!
Wait!
One minute!
She won!
Oh, did you let her touch your boobs?
Did you let her touch your boobs?
Something is different, isn't it?
Her hands touched my boobs the most.
Oh, I see.
Do you have a special relationship with your hands and boobs?
Yes.
The compatibility of my hands and boobs was excellent.
One point!
Let's move on.
The second match is
Mikami Yua vs.
Hankotsu no Fushigi Champon
Hino no Hano
Are you ready?
Good luck!
The first player is you!
You!
Good luck!
Let's get started!
Look at me!
Hey!
Look at me!
Hey!
I want
a lot of
boobs!
The second player is you!
You!
One! One! One! One! One! Parfum!
What is it?
What did you do?
What did you touch?
It's illegal.
Is it illegal?
You did it with your feet!
No, it's illegal when you touch a carp.
Did you just touch a carp?
That was a carp, wasn't it?
You did it with your feet!
What are you looking at?!
Parfum!
What are you doing?!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
A few men beat up a few women.
How about now?
One minute?
One minute!
For sweets! For sweets! For sweets!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'll kill you! I'll die!
Stop it! Stop it, really!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
One point!
The second game of the new players' team!
New players' second game! It's blue second game!
Then let's continue! Third game!
The last gene of Kurokan!
Saeto Kanzaki!
Emperor of Kyoton!
Nara Ayumi!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Well, you first!
Even Chan changed his hair color.
It hasn't started yet. It hasn't started yet.
It hasn't started yet.
I think it's a good play.
Then, let's start!
What will you do?
Will you knock him down?
Will you knock him down and then?
If you leave your family's circumstances to the side of the road,
won't you go to Osaka with me?
What do you mean?
I know!
New players' second game!
Here they are!
They're good at it.
Kouko! You!
Then, let's start!
Stop it! Stop it!
He's a man!
But look at him!
He's not showing his feelings!
He's become a womanizer!
This is hard!
He's not my type!
What will happen in this match?
The winner...
You!
He's a man!
He's not a womanizer!
He's not showing his feelings!
I was about to get attacked!
I got hit in the back too!
I can't help it!
If you can attack him sexy, you can do it again!
I'll try to be sexy.
All right.
Just here, right?
Let's do it one more time.
I'll try to be sexy.
Then, start!
I'll try to be sexy.
Then, start!
Give, give, give, give!
Don't cover your face!
Why?
Don't cover your face a lot!
I'm surprised!
Really surprised!
I'm surprised!
The winner is...
Nara-san!
If you don't tap, you can't stop it!
Remember it!
If you really think you're going to die,
tap and say "stop it"!
Stop it!
Remember it today!
Remember it!
Now, let's move on to the next match!
Next up is...
Nankofurakuno Reashukin Momonogi Kana vs...
Lolicon Hit Madoka's Yura!
They look a little like each other!
They do!
They're both so small!
They're cute!
Momo-chan is cuter!
Of course!
Now, let's begin!
Momo-chan!
Now, start!
Before you do judo...
Open your legs!
Open your legs and sit down!
I can't do it!
Now, open your legs!
When you do judo...
you have to make this part soft!
But...
Hang in there!
Make this part hard!
One point!
Good job!
Isn't it Kiriki?
What?
It's Kiriki!
Really?
She's so cute!
It's Kiriki!
One point!
She's so cute!
She's definitely one of the best.
I can't do anything about it.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry!
Open it!
Please!
Open it!
One point!
Come to me!
One point!
What does it mean now?
It's been decided before the match!
The attack was very good.
It's a future world.
Mr. Tegura and Ms. Yuira.
Yes, it is.
Ms. Yuira had a very old-fashioned feeling.
Mr. Tegura, it's very good.
So far, it's two-on-two.
It's a close game.
Shall we continue?
It's the fifth game.
Mr. Tegura and Ms. Yuira won!
Next is Ms. Yuka Shirafuji.
Ms. Yuka Shirafuji!
Yes!
Good luck!
Let's start!
Yes!
Good luck!
Let's start!
Yes!
What are you going to do?
Watari!
High school, present arms!
Let's start!
Taku-chan!
Hey, Taku-chan!
You are good at Brazilian Jujutsu, aren't you?
I will teach you my Paisurian Jujutsu!
Great!
Paisurian Jujutsu! Great!
Paisurian! Paisurian! Paisurian!
Ah, I feel refreshed.
Is it okay for you to feel refreshed?
And so...
Three wins...
That's right. New members get two wins and seniors get three wins.
And so, this will be the last match.
Is this a target match?
It's a target match.
Fantastic Kuso Baba Yamanino Baba Team!
Yamanino Baba Team wins!
Kusainou is...
I never imagined there would be a match like this.
Which one should we start with?
Both teams!
Resign!
The current judge and referee...
Both teams, resign!
We won't do it again! We definitely won't do it!
We definitely won't do it!
Not just once!
We won't do it again!
We definitely won't do it!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop!
No! No! Don't run away!
Die! Die! Die!
I said it! I said it! I said it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Die! Die! Die!
What's going on?
One minute!
Who are you?
Where are you going in one minute?
Are you crazy?
What's going on in this match?
The match is...
me!
I'm sorry!
Help me! Help me! Help me!
What are you doing?
It's dangerous!
What are you doing?
It's dangerous!
One minute!
What are you doing?
Me!
Go home!
Go home! Go home!
What's with that guy? Is he crazy?
That's weird.
He's so weird.
Whoa, his face is sticking out!
I thought he was dead.
He's so weird.
His body is so stretchy!
He's so weird.
Please tell your manager about this.
I'm sorry about this.
And with that, this has been Sexy Jujutsu Kaisen!
Yay!
And with that, it's time for us to say goodbye.
Do you have any announcements for us, Muscats?
Yes! We're Ebisumuscats' solo live show, "Ebisumuscats Winter Graduation Ceremony,"
which we, Muscats, have always loved so much,
will be held on Saturday, December 15th at Shinagawa Stella Ball!
Yes!
Yes! Tickets have been sold out!
Yay!
But don't worry, everyone!
We're currently selling additional tickets for "Tachimiwaku"!
For more information, please visit our official website!
Yay!
Right?
You don't have to say "thank you," Ebisumuscats!
And with that, we'll see you next week!
Goodbye!
Oh, I forgot!
I forgot to leave a message!