AISubs v3.5
♪ Chicken one, two, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Don't you think you've made it somehow? ♪
♪ There are various kinds of unique bad reality bad sports ♪
♪ But after all, tonight is a dance bad ♪
♪ If you put it in the number of only dancing in this world that can't say what you want to say ♪
♪ You can say anything ♪
♪ So let's go ♪
♪ Let's dance the bad boys' show ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Say what you want to say ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Say what you want to say ♪
♪ Well, Halloween cosplay ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Ooh, I hate it ♪
♪ I hate it ♪
♪ I haven't said anything ♪
♪ It's my turn to say it ♪
♪ After you, after you, after you ♪
♪ Here we go, it's too bad ♪
♪ Keep going, say what you wanted to say ♪
♪ Go for it, Chiyo-chan, Chiyo-chan Motoka's... ♪
"If you don't pray, you'll be in trouble," a DM arrived from a temple on its own.
It was also about praying for a fire.
I'm scared!
What, what, what, what is that?!
What does it mean?
It's like...
A DM from a temple in Niigata asking for a fire.
A fire that's been put out online?
Yes, yes, yes.
Huh?
I'm scared!
Is it put out?
I'm scared!
It was put out once, and Kuro-chan had meat eaten right after she joined and said, "Do you like to kill?"
Oh, that happened.
Kuro-chan called you out.
Yes, yes.
And she said, "If you don't pray, you'll be in trouble."
What?!
If you know what that means, please let us know in the comments!
Or maybe you set up a camera and went on location?
Huh?!
I'm scared!
You want to know what "put out" means, don't you?
Is it actually true?
Yes.
Is it possible?
It's impossible.
Impossible?
That's weird.
I'm scared!
I want to know.
Please continue.
Let's go.
Journalism!
Now, let's continue!
Team Member!
Recently, people say you look like Rumiko Koenagi.
Are you happy about it? I don't know!
Show me!
Rumiko-san!
You do look like her!
Her side profile is amazing.
She looks like Rumiko Koenagi from an angle.
She looks like Rumiko Koenagi when she's singing "Seto no harayome",
Did you practice?
Did you practice?!
"Seto" is "shigurete"...
It's not "higurete".
I said "shigurete"!
It's "shigurete", right? It's delicious, right?
Now, let's continue!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you!
She'll rest soon.
Please listen!
The person next door is noisy!
What do you mean by "the person next door is noisy"?
When I get home from work, it's around 3 AM.
I can hear people singing from the house next door.
I think they're practicing, but I can hear them making their own songs.
It's night, so I'd like you to be quiet.
It's an original song!
What kind of original song is it?
I think it's a song that makes you want to run.
I've been singing it for a while now.
I think it's close to a live performance.
It's an original song!
I've never heard of it before.
It's like Nakano-san's style, isn't it?
It's "night, so I'd like you to be quiet."
Thank you!
Let's continue!
Taxi driver!
Please go home as soon as you get off!
I can't wait for you to leave the convenience store!
I think she likes idols.
She said, "You're a graffiti artist, aren't you?"
I thought it would be bad to say it at home, so I said it at a convenience store nearby.
And I've been waiting for you.
You've been waiting for me, but you haven't talked to me or seen me?
I've been waiting for you.
I knew you were going home, so I was trying to find you.
How old were you?
I was in my late 30s or early 40s.
You were in your late 30s.
I was a little surprised.
I asked if I could go to the convenience store.
I was a little scared, so I asked if I could go.
And it was 1 a.m.
I was so scared.
You can take a taxi, but you have to make sure you don't get in a car.
That's right.
I'm scared!
You're a scary girl.
I'm scared!
She's saying it!
I'm scared!
Let's continue!
I've been getting smarter lately.
I can now twist the door knob and open it.
I hope you'll learn how to cook next!
Thank you!
I'm scared!
Welcome!
What's up?
What have you been up to lately?
I've been buying a cat.
You've been buying a cat!
I've been buying a cat.
Didn't you say you were going to buy a cat?
I did say that.
I can't hear you well.
I've been listening to you for a long time.
Can you buy me a cat?
I see.
But I don't like your ears anymore.
I hope you'll buy me a cat.
I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the cat!
I've been getting smarter lately.
I can now twist the door knob and open it.
I hope you'll learn how to cook next!
You can lift it up and open it.
It's cute.
There's a video of it.
You should post it.
I watch it all the time.
I love people's dogs and cats.
Please try it.
It might be a hit.
Let's continue!
Do it properly!
Um... Halloween cosplay...
That's too bad!
Do it properly!
Um... Halloween cosplay... What should I do?
Hey, ugly!
You're scary enough as you are!
You're fine as you are!
I have a question.
Don't you do Halloween?
I do!
What are you cosplaying as?
This year, I'm cosplaying as a cat.
What?
What's a cat?
Don't you know?
Alice in Wonderland...
I'm cosplaying as Alice's cat.
What?!
Why?!
What?
Why do you look like an old man?
The last one!
Michelle!
Hey! 47-year-old, don't underestimate me!
What's up?
I can't even adjust the temperature with my bare hands when there are so many of you!
Isn't it hot!?
Isn't it cool!?
The hot flash is on!
Isn't it hot!?
I can't stop being angry with Oasis these days!
It's also good for colds.
I don't like colds anymore!
Everyone, don't breathe in and out too much!
Breathe out and breathe in!
Breathe in and breathe out!
Don't breathe in and breathe out!
Thank you!
Tonight's "Dance Dance Wise" show will end here!
Please welcome these two!
Hello! It's showtime!
Our guests are Atai, Finfield, Momoko, and our usual communicator!
Speaking of birds and cats, I love cats! I'm Nuroi Shigeko. Nice to meet you!
You love cats, don't you?
I love cats, don't you?
Birds and cats...
I love cats, don't you?
Tonight, we'll be bringing you the latest news about new members.
It happens every week, but...
Yeah, new members have been causing a lot of trouble lately.
It's been a while since we had new members.
I think we've gotten used to it. New members have been causing a lot of trouble lately.
I wonder if there's any news about new members today.
You've been talking about it all day!
Stop it!
It's no use saying it over and over again! You're the worst!
Huh?
Wait, wait, wait!
What's the news?
Wait, wait, wait!
You know, I've been thinking about it all day!
When you get mad like that, stop laughing like that!
You're making it hard for me!
Stop it!
What's going on?
Can we stop it all of a sudden? I was in the back.
I just stopped fighting.
Stop it all of a sudden. I was in the back.
I can't say it when I'm fighting.
You don't have to stop it. Can we go back now?
We're going back now!
Can we?
What's with you? Mihiro was in the back, too.
Come on!
Okay, then!
It's no use saying it over and over again!
Can we do it again today?
Okay, okay, okay!
Oh!
It's a new member!
It's a new member! Kobayashi Rumi!
It's you!
It's you! Come out!
Come back!
Adult-like me.
The photos posted by those who posted the phrase "adult-like me" are getting a lot of hate from people around them.
Apologize!
Let's take a look at the photos first!
Here!
Wow!
What is this?!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
What?!
You're not a character!
Who are you?!
You're mean!
You think you're cute?!
Hey!
You just said you're cute!
What's with that face?!
What's with this right hand?!
You're hopeless!
What is this?!
I'm doing it now! I'm doing it now!
What is this?!
Do it! Do it!
Do it with the camera!
Do the same face!
What?!
It's totally different!
You're mean!
What is this?!
Stop posting photos like this!
Stop it!
Don't use it in a relationship!
If you guys change your faces too much on the internet, we can't remember your names.
Your faces and names are always different, so don't use those apps too much.
Now that you mention it, you guys didn't remember me at first either.
"Who are you? Where are you?" "Who is Mako-san?" We asked you again and again.
Mitsura-san, don't use those apps too much.
Mitsura-san, you've been doing your best. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Don't mess with me.
I have a habit of messing with people when I have money.
You're not allowed to shave!
Is there a next news?
There is.
New members are dangerous.
The next one is also a new member.
Who is it?
It's a new member, Narayumi!
It's her!
Narayumi, come out!
Good job!
Are you scared?
You're scared, aren't you?
Narayumi posted a picture on Twitter with the sentence "my headphones are broken and I'm sad" and said,
You're messing with people and doing drugs, aren't you?
It's a drug!
Look at the picture in front of you.
It's true!
She's messing with people!
It's obvious!
It's bad!
It's decided!
What's going on?
What are you doing?
I'm not taking the medicine.
The medicine?
Is it Sinner?
Sinner is already...
Sinner has already stopped?
What's going on?
I'm shocked and I'm thinking about my policy.
Shock?
Shock and rabbit? What's your relationship with this?
It's not about my ears.
What's your relationship with my ears?
You have ears, so it's not funny or anything.
My ears were hidden.
Your ears were hidden, so you don't need ears! Are you stupid?!
Are you stupid?!
It's not funny!
What's with that face?!
It's true!
What's with that face?!
When you're angry, you look like you're in a bad mood.
But you're doing it with me, so...
What are you doing?!
I'm not in a bad mood!
You're in a bad mood.
Sinner is messing with people, so give her something.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
When I'm looking at Sinner, I also look like that.
I'm sorry.
Why?!
Why are you two surprised?
It's not funny!
Move back!
Next!
Okay, okay, okay.
Next!
Okay!
Hey, another new member!
Nanami! Nanami Tina?!
Nanami Tina!
Nanami Tina is a showmanate!
She showed her creepy back...
And Sinner came up to her!
Let's look at that picture.
It might be faster if we look at it.
What is this?
Isn't it amazing?
What is this?
I do boxing.
You do boxing?
I like boxing and bouldering.
And this happened.
I have a good back.
It can't be helped.
It's thin.
I'm like a boxer.
You're a boxer.
Your father is more amazing.
He has a good body.
What is boxing? Is it kicking?
Don't kick. You'll get fat.
You'll get fat.
It's like a pull.
You should do a body.
Do it seriously.
It hurts.
We'll show you a kick.
It hurts.
This is great.
It's good.
Let's do it one more time.
Don't do it.
Your back is scary sometimes.
Don't do it.
Wait a minute, who's recording?
What are you doing now?
It's a timer.
Set the timer.
That's not right.
That's not possible.
Wait, it's a tripod.
Don't talk to me like that, idiot!
You went too far earlier.
Is there more news?
Next is this guy.
Fujiwara Akino.
He posted on Twitter.
It's no use lying.
A voice of anger from various sources.
It's a lie, isn't it?
It's not going to stop.
His voice of anger won't stop.
What kind of tweet is that?
It's a crappy post.
Let's take a look.
It's a crappy post?
Actually, one of the staff members said 'yes' when she heard 'princess'.
I regret saying that here.
That's a lie.
Who said that?
Are you okay?
You were wearing a cute outfit that day.
Where did you get that outfit?
You're killing me.
Get out of the way, Benjamin.
Benjamin, get out of the way!
Get out of the way, Benjamin!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way, princess.
You've become a liar, haven't you?
It's no use.
It's okay.
Get out of the way, princess.
I'll read the next one.
Mikami Yua.
She's a fan of ARP girls.
She bought a fan letter.
When she went to Hiroshima for an event,
she wore a Hiroshima ARP uniform.
That picture has been posted as a problem.
Let's take a look at it.
Let's watch the video.
It's an ARP girl.
She's wearing an ARP uniform.
She's wearing number 33.
She's wearing a cap, too.
She's in a good mood.
She's wearing number 33.
That's nice.
You like cups, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Do you like cups?
So...
What?
It's difficult, isn't it?
I went to Hiroshima.
That's why I'm wearing a cup.
You're not wearing number S, are you?
You like number 33, don't you?
You're wearing number 33 and you're not wearing number S, are you?
Number 33 is a very strong person.
Who is number 33?
You know, don't you?
I'll tell you.
Zubatto.
You're right.
Hogoyashi.
Who are you, idiot?!
Kikuchi dragon.
You're Kikuchi, idiot!
Ah, but...
You're wrong, aren't you?
But I like dragons.
You're kidding me!
Apologize to her, you!
No, no, that's not it!
That's not it!
Dragon...
Dragon's band.
Stop it, really!
Dragon's band, right?
It's going up right away, you know?
That's right.
"That's right." "That's right."
I'm Jugon.
That can't be helped.
Please upload it every week.
You're bullying me.
I'm Jugon.
Please upload it every week.
I'm Jugon.
That's all for today.
Thank you.
See you next week.
Thank you for listening to our talk today as well.
Please watch the new members' counterattack!
The new members are counterattacking.
It's a great show!
We are wearing slippers!
The familiar slippers!
We don't know you!
You don't know us?
The new members are a little...
You have something to say to us, senior members, right?
What is it?
Today...
I have something I want you girls to say.
Can you give me a little time?
What is it?
Kansai dialect has become a little stronger recently, hasn't it?
It's not your typical Kansai dialect, isn't it?
Where are you from?
Tokushima!
You're not good at Kansai dialect, are you?
Shut up!
Chi...
What?!
Shut up!
What?!
Chakku!
Otete!
Ohiza!
Otete!
Ohiza!
Eh?!
What is it?
Just be quiet for once.
Sisters,
if you've been doing variety shows for three years,
you should know about variety shows already, right?
Of course!
Sisters!
I want to say this earlier,
but there are people who haven't changed, right?
No, no, no.
How old are you?
How old?
30 years old.
30 years old!
I've seen you in various places and have a general idea of your variety skills.
I see.
I've seen you in various places and have a general idea of your variety skills.
I see.
You've seen me before, haven't you?
She's seen you before.
Where did you see me?
I've never had a chance to be with you.
I've checked your past appearances.
You've been doing it every day.
I've been doing it every day.
You're right next to me.
She's right next to you.
She's scary.
She's a snob.
And?
We've been talking and decided on the ranking of your laughter.
We've decided on the ranking of your laughter.
We've taken measurements.
I'm scared of cats.
For example, if it's Kogawa-san, it's B.
B?!
Why?!
Why is it B?!
We all talked about it.
It's B, right?
If it's Natsume-san, it's C.
It's not C?!
You're trying harder than I thought!
Are you sick?!
Natsume is always like this.
I'm sorry, Kanami-chan. You cry easily, don't you?
Don't cry!
It's not like I...
I get troubled when I cry easily.
That kind of teacher is terrible!
Natsume-san!
I'm starting to get lost.
I understand you, teacher.
Don't cry!
What are you doing?
Words like "doubt" shouldn't be used in this situation!
Let's look for it!
"Subusa" is "b".
"b" is "b", but it's an ugly "b".
Ugly!
What are you doing?
Don't cry!
Don't touch my glasses!
Go back!
Calm down!
Kurosawa-san wrote a problem.
That's...
I can't listen to you.
Why don't you listen?
Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
Go back!
By the way, what do you think of Usa-chan?
Usa-san is...
I love you, Usa-chan!
Usa-chan is so funny!
Sensei loves you!
Stop it!
Don't do it!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Who is it?
Everyone, take your seats!
It's 50 seconds before!
What are you doing?
By the way, why are they not rated as a variety ability?
You did it!
I won't lose to you guys!
We won't lose!
If you say it like that,
even if we are funny girls,
you won't laugh at us, right?
We won't laugh at you!
The reason is,
if you girls laugh at us newcomers,
can we hit you with slippers?
We won't!
We definitely won't laugh at you, right?
We definitely won't laugh at you!
That's right!
You'll do it, right?
We'll do it!
Slipper Run, it's opening!
Let's do it, Togawa-san.
Yes, it's started!
From new members to rebellious members!
Slipper's Run!
This song is about...
the laughter of new members...
and when seniors laugh...
they get slapped with slippers!
It's a simple song like that.
Simple.
Now, new members...
who will be the top actors?
It's important!
Oh!
Don't look away!
Yes!
Look properly!
And!
Including me...
seniors will be slapped with slippers...
if they laugh.
Kogawa-san, are you okay with it?
Yes!
If you laugh, you will be slapped.
Yes!
It's decided.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Huh?
Isn't she laughing?
She's laughing!
Who is it?
Natsume and her are laughing.
Who is it?
Look properly!
Oh!
She's laughing!
Natsume is laughing...
I think...
Yes!
Sayu-chan is laughing, too!
Shall we try it again?
Yes!
She's laughing!
She's laughing completely!
Kazuki is laughing.
Right?
That's all!
Who is it that laughed in the end?
Uh...
It's me!
I'm definitely the referee, so I'll laugh.
Natsume and Kanzaki and...
I laughed out loud in this song.
There are three people left.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Please say "Omonzobo".
Let's go.
You guys are easy.
Stop it! It's weird!
She is very strong! She is very strong!
It's painful. It's painful slipper.
You have to laugh. You have to laugh.
You have to laugh! You have to laugh!
OK. Let's go next.
Let's go!
Let's go next!
Let's go!
Moko, can you do it?
You have to laugh!
It's not funny.
Are you ready?
We don't know yet.
Moko, can you do it?
Not yet!
Moko, can you do it?
Not yet!
Moko, your mouth is a little loose.
See you later!
Moko, can you do it?
I can do it!
Moko, you can't do it!
Can you do it?
OK. Let's go!
Hello, I'm a terrorist.
- A terrorist? - What's that?
Hello, I'm a terrorist.
- She said it herself. - A terrorist.
- Hello, I'm... - Handmade glasses.
I'm Sakura Moko.
She suddenly introduced herself.
What? I'm...
- I'm Mishima. - Mishima.
- Mishima.
- Why? - Why?
We had a little smirk just now.
- You didn't even smirk. - Sorry.
- Hiro. - What?
- Did you laugh? - I didn't!
- You didn't? - I didn't.
- You didn't? I guess you didn't. - I did!
- Can you say it again? - I will.
- We couldn't help it! - You laughed!
- We couldn't help it! - I laughed!
- You can't help it with the usual lines! - You laughed!
I laughed and I can't help it!
- In the usual lines, I'm full of fantasy. - You laughed.
- My fantasy is full! - You laughed!
Let them fight! Let them fight!
If you get hit, it's fine, right?
She's laughing.
She's 35 years old. Please hit her.
It went in!
It went in from her shoulder.
This is going to be a war.
Can I say two things?
Yes.
I'm really pissed off.
This is going to be a war.
Let's move on.
Kisaragi-san!
Please!
If you're ready, please say something.
She doesn't have an image.
That's right. She's a narrator.
Will there be a gap?
She has to laugh.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Please!
This is the weather forecast for today.
It's going to be cold in autumn and it's expected to shrink by about 10 millimeters per hour.
Please be careful of shrinking.
This has been the weather forecast for "Kyantama Hitomi".
"Kyantama Hitomi".
Who's laughing?
You're laughing at us.
That's not funny.
What's funny?
You're laughing at us!
You're not funny!
You're laughing at us!
It's not funny!
That's not fair!
You're the one I wanted to hit the most!
There it is!
Oh, then Yura-chan, you want to go?
I see... What will Kano-chan do for me?
The kentama is prohibited, right?
The kentama is prohibited.
The kentama is not allowed!
The kentama is not allowed?
The kentama is allowed!
The people who laugh at the kentama have talked about the level of laughter.
They say it's low level.
The kentama will suddenly come, so be careful.
Let's be careful.
Let's forget about the kentama for now.
Are you okay with that?
Yes!
Let's do it!
What is it, you idiot?!
Fight, Natsume! Fight, Natsume!
Who's first?
She's first.
What is it, you idiot?!
You're good at this.
Hina, you're good at this.
Your shoulders are higher than me.
I know!
Seriously, be careful!
Be careful!
Can you do it?
Hina, you want to go?
Can you do it, everyone?
Hina, you can do it.
Hey, you girls!
You girls are too weak!
That's right.
You're too weak!
Seriously!
You're too weak!
Hina's chest...
Can you do it?
Hina, what are you doing?
Can you do it?
She laughed.
What is it, you idiot?!
Huh?
That's weird.
Huh?
She's different.
What is it, you idiot?!
What is it?
What was that?
Hina should have said it.
What is it?!
She's already laughing.
I see.
It's because she knew you'd come.
Yes, I laughed.
B-bye!
Yes, bye!
Bye!
What?!
I can't do it!
I didn't think you'd come out, Hinanon!
What's with that voice?
Hinanon, come out!
Hinanon, where did you go?
Hinanon, come out!
Alright, let's go!
You again!
You laughed at me again!
That was great!
I'm hungry!
It's not over yet!
Hinanon!
Hinanon, stand by!
Hinanon is here!
Hinanon, stand by!
You'd better come out!
That's right!
You'd better come out!
That's right!
Hinanon, are you ready?
Hinanon, it's okay. I'll stand by.
You'd better come out!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Alright, let's go!
Huh?
That's strange!
What's up with her?!
Hinanon!
Come on!
Hinanon!
What's wrong with you?
This is weird!
Hinanon, you'd better come out!
Oh, this is bad!
Hurry!
Oh, you!
It's your fault!
It's unfair!
It's your fault!
You have shoulders.
Let me in! Let me in!
This time for sure I'll drink Hina's.
Hina, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you really going to drink it?
Please!
Scary.
What did you breathe in?
Scary.
Scary like this.
Is she like that?
What did you do?
I drank Mary's Funes.
Drink it!
You shouldn't let her drink it!
No, no, no.
I'm embarrassed of laughing at that joke.
You guys! You guys! You guys!
Why did you laugh like that?
You guys! You guys!
She's the worst!
She's...
Ouch!
You guys!
Ouch!
Don't laugh like that in Maripana!
Seriously...
In Maripana...
I think you're doing it wrong...
No, I'm doing it wrong!
Why?
Why do you two laugh like that?
There's more, right?
Let's go to the teacher.
Teacher!
You can do it!
Teacher!
She's really strong.
Let's go to the teacher.
You guys!
Are you okay, teacher?
Let's go!
Hehehehehehe...
Maybe, maybe you're laughing.
No, I'm not.
Are you okay?
I'm okay. One of you is laughing.
Hehehehehehe...
Ah! It's getting more!
One, two, three, four...
Go forward!
Oh no! It's increasing!
Go!
What's wrong with you?
You're not doing anything!
What's wrong with you?
This, and this, and this and this...
This is usual!
Hurry up!
You are too cute!
You always laugh at me!
Because you are too cute!
Ouch!
You're bad at this.
You're bad at this!
What's wrong with you?
Is there no more?
Can I ask you one more time?
One more time?
Yes, one more time.
Yes, please.
You, Kyontama!
Don't do that!
I won't!
Stop it!
Please!
You've already been done for, so stop it.
Don't do that!
Just forget it for once.
Kyontama might come, anyway.
I might be able to do it.
[Test]
Are you ready?
Please!
[Test]
Test, test!
We are testing the vibe.
Test, test!
We are testing the vibe.
Test, test!
We are testing the vibe.
I am the vibe.
I am different.
I am not me.
I am not me. I am not me.
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!
Mikami-san, you don't have to come all the way from there.
I'll make you happy!
I'll show you!
If they laugh, should we hit them?
I'll show you!
If you say "I'll show you", who will you go to?
I'll hit you!
Then let's go!
Who will you go to?
Mikami-san, let's go!
Let's go!
Mikami-san, do it in one go!
Mikami-san will go right away.
Mikami-san, do it in one go!
Okay, let's do it!
VIBE. It's in there.
INTEL. It's in there.
INTEL will scold you.
Okay, who will it be?
Mikami-san, do it in one go!
Wow!
Stop it! Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Who painted it?
Dot! Dot!
It looks like a weapon!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Let me go!
Guitar, calm down!
It looks like a weapon.
Why is there no grass teacher?
There is no grass teacher today.
I'm really scared.
Who is it? Who has one?
Who has one?
I'll announce it!
It's announcement time!
Now that we know a lot of interesting things about the new members,
let's get along with each other and work hard!
Let's get along with each other and work hard!
Now that we've solved it safely,
that's it for the rebellious slip from the new members!
Yes!
Now it's time to say goodbye,
do you have any announcements from Muscats?
Yes!
We, Abyss Muscats' Tom Clive,
will be held on Saturday, December 15th
at Shinagawa Stella Bolton!
Tickets are now on sale!
For more information,
please check the official homepage!
Thank you!
Abyss's December Live!
See you next week!
Thank you!