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Autumn in my appetite
It's getting autumn lately, isn't it? It's getting autumn.
Speaking of autumn, it's the autumn of appetite. Mushrooms and chestnuts are delicious, aren't they?
Here we go! Here we go!
Come on! Today, I'm going to put you on a high- speed dance number and sometimes I'm going to blow you away!
Are you ready? Ok! Here we go!
Let's stuff! Stuff! Violation!
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Recently, there's a creature at my feet.
Why is it here?! Unfair creature!
(Horn sound)
Where? Where? Where?
No! No!
No!
Special goods!
That's a lot of special goods!
What is it?
Isn't it because it's twisted?
What is it?
Isn't it because it's twisted?
It might be!
It's too tight and I'd like to fix it as soon as possible.
That's right! It's a delicate zone!
That's right!
It's a D-zone! Be careful!
Be careful!
Let's move on!
(Music)
random
(air horn)
Diet is only training the body
You don't eat at all?
do not eat
You don't eat "ugento"?
no
No way
You can't eat it
You have a toothache
Tooth? Your tooth is stiff
Yeah, this is in the way and my teeth hurt
I know.
But it doesn't make you lose your appetite.
She's just training her body because of her toothache.
That's great
That's not good.
That's too harsh.
What?
I want to be popular!
You want to be popular?
What is it?
I want to be popular.
I don't want to say it out loud, but I want to be popular.
I want to be popular.
How do you want to be popular?
I want to be popular and go on a date.
A date?
Where do you want to go?
I want to go to the Shina River Aquarium.
No, no, no!
You can't do that!
You need to lose weight.
You can't do that!
You need to be aware of it!
Yes!
I only have a pachinko and a photo session at work.
The last time it was on TV was Kuro-chan's barter.
I want a job!
Ah, Kuro-chan!
That's the best job, isn't it?
Pachinko and all that.
Filming.
It's the best!
Well, that's fine. Pachinko is fine.
It makes a lot of money.
I want to be on TV.
You want to be on TV?
I want to be on TV.
What was Kuro-chan's barter?
Um, having dinner with Kuro-chan.
The private one?
That's right, that's right.
Having dinner with Kuro-chan's private barter.
That's right.
I think I've seen it.
That medical show, right?
That's right.
Can I say that it's TV?
Well, what kind of show?
What kind of show do you want to be on?
I'm looking at all of you.
Music station.
You're not going to be on it!
What is this?!
I'm on it!
You can't be on Busker's!
I'm sorry about that!
So who's up next?
Narration!
You're good at narration, sis!
The person who says on the internet that even kisaragi will definitely have their noses amputated...
I don't know about that!
I only know about bananas!
Ah! Ah!
Her nose is rotten!
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Please check it out.
No, no, no.
Let's continue.
Leader!
A word for the members.
Before you go home, throw away the trash you threw away in the dressing room.
Cleanliness is the first step to peace.
Yay!
Leader!
Do you care about that?
I do care about it.
The other day,
there was someone who left the trash they threw away in a peaceful place.
Who?
Who is particularly bad at that?
Especially...
The other day, there was someone sitting in the back seat, like Kurosawa.
Kurosawa!
You too!
Matsuoka?
Also Matsuoka.
It's around there.
You guys are here.
I thought you were hiding somewhere.
You too, Gotoki!
Yeah.
Gotoki, don't go home with your trash!
You can just leave it in the dressing room.
Who said that?
The leader said it,
so we're putting away Miwa's trash properly.
Yeah.
That's why you're angry!
If you have Miwa's trash properly,
you can just throw it away!
That's what the leader said!
Yeah, you always have to clean up, right?
That's right!
That's the first step to peace!
She looks like garbage, so she has to clean up, right?
She looks like garbage, but she has to clean up!
I don't even know what garbage is!
It looks like trash to me, but why does she have to clean up?
I don't know!
Stop talking!
You guys are crazy!
Throw it away! I've seen it today!
That's enough!
Next up is...
Usopp-chan!
What's up, Usopp-chan? Is everything okay?
It rains a lot, and it gets cold all of a sudden, but it'll get hot again anyway, won't it?
Idiot!
Sora-san's "idiot"!
It was really cold today, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was really cold.
And now there's a typhoon coming.
Yeah.
Like "idiot on earth"?
Yeah, like "idiot on earth"!
Idiot!
Earthquakes happen a lot, don't they?
Yeah!
All the time!
Yeah!
We have to be careful!
Yeah, we have to be careful!
Even on a daily basis!
We have to be careful!
Yeah, we have to be careful!
It's okay!
It's autumn now, and there's a lot of good food.
Have you eaten anything good recently?
Recently...
Yeah?
Um...
Potatoes.
Potatoes?
Yeah!
Potatoes? Fried potatoes?
Yeah!
Purple potatoes?
Yeah! Purple ones!
Autumn is nice, isn't it?
You like autumn, don't you?
Yeah!
I love autumn!
Not sweet potatoes!
Not sweet potatoes?
Not sweet potatoes...
Are they potatoes?
They turn purple, don't they?
Yeah!
They're potatoes!
Yeah!
What did you eat them with?
Um...
They turned black.
They turned black?
Yeah, the potatoes turned black and...
They're not golden eggs, are they?
The potatoes turned black...
There were two of them just now!
No?
Did you eat golden eggs?
Have you ever eaten golden eggs?
I have!
She says it's very salty, but...
Let's continue with the story!
Let's go!
Go ahead, senpai!
Okay!
Recently...
I drank with Okubo-san and Kurosawa-san...
Okubo-san was exceptionally cute!
She's cute!
She's drunk and cute...
She's like a baby!
I wonder when I'll see her again!
Can you see Ochinchin?
Ochinchin!
I miss Ochinchin so much!
We have Ochinchin time once in a while, don't we?
What time is Ochinchin time?
We have Ochinchin time once at 12.30 p.m.
I called you guys, but you were bad at drinking, weren't you?
No, no, no.
You got drunk late.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Ms. Tejima Yuu paid for it!
You got drunk and went back to sleep, didn't you?
That's right!
Ms. Tejima Yuu!
Give me my money back!
Please, Ms. Tejima!
It's not the last one!
There's more!
Come on! Let's go!
Let me tell you about this place!
Since October 11th, I've been dancing every day at Asakusa Rock The Strip Theater!
Please come and see me!
It's a sacred place for rock the strip dancers!
Do you do strips there?
Yes, we do.
Does that mean this one in Portland is also open to the public?
It's a secret!
She said it's a secret!
You can watch it live!
How much is it per person?
If you pay 1,000 yen, you can watch it five times a day.
We do it for 105 yen!
You can watch it live!
I don't know about that, but please come and see me!
I'm looking forward to it!
You can watch it live!
You can watch it live in many ways!
Okay! That's it for tonight's Big Star Spider Show!
I'm Momoko Suihiro!
I'm Shigeko Muroi!
Bye for now! Cheers!
Big hits! It's time for "Shoumunai News"!
I'm your host, Momoko Pinheel!
And as always, our commentator is this person!
Yes!
Um, when you're drinking, you have to get rid of the person in your way in a taxi first,
and then you can say "shikekomu" or "muroi shigeko" to the guy you're looking for.
Thanks for coming!
So that's how it is!
Man, you really "shikekomu" a lot, don't you?
You do, don't you?
Hey, you're that guy, right?
Um...
The guy you walk with after "shikekomu," right?
Huh?!
Hey!
What are you, a bird of prey or something?!
Hey!
♪ Let's walk ♪
You idiot!
What are you saying?!
What?!
♪ Let's walk ♪
You do walk, don't you?
♪ Let's walk ♪
You idiot!
It's fine!
You idiot!
You're in a good mood today!
Yeah, I'm having fun!
You know, I'm wearing my new outfit!
I know! That's what I wanted to say!
Yeah!
You blew it!
What did you think you were doing?
I'm sorry!
Look at me!
I'm wearing this beautiful...
You're wearing it right!
Look!
The back is cute, too!
Did you wear it yourself?
This is from "thekitsukeshi"
You're spending a lot of money, Shigekko!
Thank you so much!
Now, shall we go?
Yeah! Today, too!
That's right! Today, too!
We're going to tell you some useless news that just came in!
It's really useless every time!
It's useless, isn't it?
Well, the new members are probably...
going to eat up this place soon!
Are the new members doing something?
Even in the dressing room, they're pretty excited, aren't they?
Here it is! Today's first news is...
Are you okay? Hey!
Hey! Are you okay?
Why?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll read it properly! I'll read it properly!
I'm a little flustered!
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!
I'm sorry!
Here's the news about the new members!
Yes!
Sakura Moko, who's known as "niseaki"!
Oh my!
"niseaki"?
Ah, that's right!
She's arrogant!
Yeah!
She's arrogant!
She's arrogant, isn't she?
Yeah!
Right?
Moko-chan...
What?
It seems like you were happy about something.
Oh my! That's good! That's good!
There's a picture of that.
Let's take a look at it.
Okay!
What could it be about?
Hello, nice to meet you.
Today, a foreigner asked me in English and I couldn't watch it because it was written, but I was able to explain it in English until the end. I'm happy!
It can't be helped! It can't be helped! It can't be helped! What is this? First of all, this heart.
Hey, what is this picture? Why are you happy with Zella?
Hey, are you okay?
The gap between the picture and the content is...
Ah, this is...um...a little...my chest didn't leak, so I put a heart on it.
Are you wearing a swimsuit?
Ah, I'm wearing a swimsuit.
What? You're such a sour person!
Hey, I thought you had a nosebleed.
Hey, why...why did you ask me that? Hey, how much is it?
How much is it?
It's not like you're asking me such a low-key question, right? It's not like that, right?
I went to a store called Don Quijote, and they asked me, "Is that pack hyaluronic acid whitening?" or "is it hyaluronic acid?"
How much longer are you going to talk?!
Say something!
I'm a little irritated, so I'm going to move.
Ah, you're irritated.
Does that mean you can speak English?
Ah, I thought it was a little tough.
Then I'll ask you a question, so can you answer me?
Are you liar?
Okay.
You're being called a liar.
Are you okay?
Didn't a foreigner tell you a lie?
Ah, but I understood it.
Really?
I didn't understand it just now.
I'm liar. Are you a liar?
Okay!
And what was that question, Momoko-san?
I couldn't think of it.
Then I'll read the next news.
Dark Nightmare, Tatsumi Shiina, Borozoukin, Fujiwara Akino...
That's not it!
Fujiwara Akino and Borozoukin.
You got it wrong.
What's with that face?!
Fujiwara, what's wrong with you?!
I'm doing a play right now.
A play?!
Yes, I'm doing a play.
A play?!
What kind of play is it?
It's called "Byakkotai".
"Byakkotai"?
"Byakkotai"?!
Is that "Byakkotai" makeup?
Along with me!
Okay, I'll do it.
I'm a lion who can run through a battlefield!
You guys! Follow Ms. Iyaiko's orders!
What kind of play is it?
I don't know!
Do it from today!
Until the 30th!
Do it in Shibuya!
Don't announce it!
If you're going to do it, do it after you shake it!
If you do it all of a sudden, it'll be a problem!
I'll shake it! Wait for me!
Do it all of a sudden!
I think you should do it.
Don't do it all of a sudden!
It's funny.
I'm confused right now!
I'm not reading the news!
Along with me!
I'm a lion who can run through a battlefield!
You guys! Follow Ms. Iyaiko's orders!
I told you!
Don't do it!
I told you not to do it!
It's not "follow orders"!
That's right!
If you're going to do it...
Follow my orders!
Don't do it all of a sudden!
I was surprised!
If you're going to shake it like that...
I'm not going to introduce it!
Are you going to read it?
Let's move on!
It's fine, Momoko!
It's fine!
Don't do it all of a sudden!
Seriously!
It can't be helped.
Yes! The other day...
Mihiro showed off her excitement...
on her blog.
She didn't show off her excitement...
Here it is!
She's excited!
Hey!
It can't be helped!
You did it!
You did it, Mihiro!
I didn't do it!
You didn't show off your excitement...
How old were you?
38?
36...
You're actually...
You're actually an old woman!
I knew it!
You're actually an old woman!
You're an old woman, but nowadays blogs...
are a generation behind!
Right!
You still do blogs, don't you?!
Aren't you a blogger?!
You're a blogger!
Aren't you a blogger?!
Yes, she's a blogger!
A blogger?!
As expected of an old woman...
She can't follow the latest trends...
She wouldn't want people to follow her!
What is this?
Where is this?
We've come to Miyakojima!
Miyakojima?
I thought it was Sanzu's river!
I could finally see it...
I could finally see Sanzu's river!
Buffer is in the front.
She's getting excited.
I told my husband.
What?
I told my husband.
What's going on?
I told my husband.
What?
I told my husband.
What?
She was crying while reading it.
What?
You're wrong.
You don't have to lie.
I told my husband.
You told your husband?
I'm glad you made up with him.
Is he coming back every day?
Yes.
Is he coming back every day?
What?
Don't touch me.
I'm sorry.
Please get along with him.
OK, next news.
OK.
The boss, Natsumehanami, and the boss, Busu, are doing business together.
What?
They're doing business together.
They can't do business together.
Let's see what's going on.
What's going on?
It's a joint event.
It can't be helped! What is it?
Can you see the details?
It's a joint event.
From 12 am to 14 am on October 13th,
you can participate for 8,000 yen.
It's expensive!
You can't enter or leave the school without permission.
You can't film.
It's suspicious!
What is it?
It's suspicious!
It's illegal!
You can't do it!
If you don't do it, it's expensive for 8,000 yen.
It's a fraud!
Is it that expensive?
If it was an idol event, 8,000 yen would be cheaper.
It's expensive!
I'm a little curious. Can you show me the picture again?
The deadline is September 28th, Thursday.
When is it? Thursday?
Today is Thursday, too.
If it's 27th Thursday, I know.
You guys are so naive!
This is how it is!
How long do we have to wait?
That's right!
Apologize! Apologize!
This is suspicious.
This is really bad.
It's been bad before.
It's not a scam.
It's okay for you guys not to go to an event like this.
It's okay. It's expensive.
We'll think about it.
It's a scam.
It's not a scam.
Be careful!
It's not a scam.
It's a scam.
Be careful!
Be careful of the summer metabolism.
Be careful!
That's all for today.
It's a little early, but I was told to end it, so I'll end it.
That's all for today!
Thank you!
Ania's Midnight Wide Show!
Don't miss it!
Please watch it!
Why did you come in without permission?
Emergency plan!
A serious gift for Mitsura-san in the spring!
Yay!
Do you remember what happened to Mitsura-san at the midnight wide show the other day?
Yes, I do!
The staff of Abema, Yoshikawa-san, talked to Mitsura- san before recording.
While recording the show, Yoshikawa-san came to the studio and offered Mitsura-san coffee.
She even hugged Mitsura-san on the island.
Wow!
Do you remember that?
Of course I do!
Have you seen Mitsura-san like that recently?
No, I haven't.
Mitsura-san, I know you've seen it, but when you fall in love, the gills of the gills grow round.
The gills always grow round!
I don't know if it's true now, but the gills of the gills grow round.
Wow!
I think it's Yoshikawa-san who fell in love.
I'm happy about it!
Since we can't leave Mitsura-san like that,
we asked Yoshikawa-san if we could make up for it with a show.
We asked Yoshikawa-san if he has a girlfriend.
He does!
It turns out that he doesn't have one now.
I got it!
And!
It turns out that he likes older girls!
I did it!
Finally I can hug her!
She hugged him!
It was a long time!
In the previous program, we talked about how to have sex with Yasko Mitsuura.
But this time we want you to get to know her better.
What do you mean by "fetting"?
Not "setting"?
Not "fetting" but "setting"!
"Fetting" is too much!
"Setting" is too fast!
It's too fast!
Mitsuura doesn't do "fetting"!
She doesn't like "fetting"!
I'm sorry!
I did "fetting"!
Let me introduce her!
It's been about 20 years since Haru came!
Yasko Mitsuura!
It's beautiful!
It's amazing!
It's elegant!
It's beautiful!
It's round!
It's round, isn't it?
It's round!
There is no corner!
Mitsuura!
How do you feel about "fetting" now?
Thank you!
You did your best!
I want you to be happy!
Winter was long!
It was long!
I was interested in it.
We will support you so that you can do "fetting" well.
Thank you!
You did your best!
Thank you!
I want you to be happy!
I will send you "chikuwa" at the end of the year!
Yamata's "chikuwa"!
Thank you!
Please support Okubo and Kurosawa!
We will support you with all our hearts!
Thank you!
Mitsuura!
Can we call Yoshikawa now?
Are you ready?
I will close it.
I'm nervous.
Distance is important.
It's beautiful.
Are you ready, Mitsuura?
Yes!
Let's welcome Yoshikawa, a man who brought spring to Mitsuura for the first time in 20 years!
Please come in!
You are cute!
You are handsome!
You are cute!
You are good-looking!
You are sweet!
You are good-looking!
Yoshikawa, today...
Look at her!
Thank you for coming today.
That's right, I'm Inai.
By the way, can I ask you how long you've been gone?
How long? About half a year.
That's a little short!
A little short.
Well, it's about to start.
Let's switch.
Today's topic is matchmaking.
Are you really okay with it?
Yes, I'm fine.
That's a good start!
Okay, let's get started.
We only know your name, Yoshikawa-san.
First of all, we'd like you to tell us about your profile, Yoshikawa-san.
What's your last name?
I'm Yoshikawa Taishiro-o.
Taishiro-o!
Japanese!
Taishiro-o!
Isn't it too early for that?
What's your last name?
I'm Gochonan.
Gochonan!
Since you're here, what should we call you?
That's right! What should we call you?
Call me anything you like.
Tai-kun or Tai-chan?
Then, Tai-chan.
Tai-chan!
Tai-chan! Lead us! Lead us!
Tai-chan, where are you from?
I'm from Kumamoto.
Kumamoto!
He's from Keishu.
What else?
Since you're here, you must be tall.
How tall are you?
I'm 186cm.
Are you in ballet or basketball?
No, it's my gene.
I've been doing karate for a long time.
You like it, don't you, Mitsuraya-san?
I like martial arts.
Do you do kickboxing, too?
That's right.
I've been doing kickboxing with a pure heart of wanting to date a martial artist for many years.
I've been doing it for 12 years now.
I'd like to see your karate shoulders.
I'll show you.
Can you show me?
Sure.
Are you okay?
I'll show you.
I think I'll catch fire.
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. ... I think you're a nice guy, but you don't look so good ...
Huh? No, it's not like that!
No, no, it's not like that!
It's not like you only have a good body!
It's better if you have a little sloppy part!
You like it too!
Yeah!
By all means, please don't say anything bad today.
Oh, but I like it.
Oh!
Wow!
Like a man!
I'm sorry, I really don't want to say it.
If you don't like it, you don't like it, you can say it.
Please take the microphone.
If you don't like it, you don't like it, you can say it.
The TV right now is not good at all.
That's good!
That's good! That's good!
You're looking at it a lot! You're looking at it a lot, Baba!
Baba is laughing!
You're looking at it a lot, Baba!
I saw you up close for the first time in a while and you're laughing!
Your body is more realistic than I thought!
That's right!
Wait! Wait! Close your eyes for a moment!
It looks like you want to look at it for a moment!
Can I open my eyes?
Yes! Can you?
Yes!
Then can you look at it for a moment?
Time's up!
Can you open your eyes?
But if you look at it too much, you'll get excited.
Now that you've taken it off, we'd like you, Mitsura- san and Yoshikawa-san, to touch it.
But we'd like you, Yoshikawa-san, to feel it with your body touch like a wide show in the middle of the night.
I see.
Then...
Mitsura-san, please put on your gloves.
What?
It's not bare hands?
I think it's not good to touch with bare hands.
You should taste it indirectly.
Yes, you should taste it indirectly.
It's better for me to do it.
I'm nervous.
We have prepared various small tools on the table.
I hope you can use it and touch it.
Like a transmitter.
Please give us some advice.
I think we don't know how to use it.
How about a transmitter?
Do you have a tsutsumbo?
Which one?
We have a tsutsumbo and a finger stick.
Can you show us your favorite part of your body?
Muscle?
Can you show us your muscle?
How is it, Mitsunura-san?
How is it?
I feel like I'm being hated more and more.
Yoshikawa-san, are you okay?
Thank you.
I feel like I'm being hated more and more.
Mitsunura-san is not doing it himself.
We are doing it.
Are you okay, Mitsunura-san?
I feel like I'm being hated more and more.
I don't feel like it.
How about a transmitter?
For a transmitter, you should feel whether you are healthy or not.
For a young man.
For a young man, you should feel his heartbeat and heart rate.
I think I'm getting sick.
It hurts.
It's good.
How is it?
Can you hear me?
Can you breathe in and out?
How is it? Are you healthy?
I don't have any weeds in me.
Health is important.
One person is getting older, so health is the most important.
Do you have any other brushes, straws or spoons?
What do you do with a brush?
Do you use a straw?
What do you do with a straw?
Do you breathe in?
I smell it behind my ear.
I want to smell it.
Do you use a straw to bite?
I don't do it directly.
You don't do it?
No, no.
You don't do it?
Why?
Because you said you bite.
Oh, you mean biting.
It's a little difficult.
Oh, it's difficult.
That's right.
Can you not bite?
Can you do it?
Excuse me.
Oh, it smells.
Can I say it?
I was surprised.
This is amazing.
What is this?
Oh, it smells.
It smells like a man.
Can I say it?
I was surprised.
Can I say it?
I was surprised.
It smells like a healthy man.
Can you say it?
I was surprised.
It smells like a healthy man.
It's been a while since I smelled it.
Hold it properly.
Push it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Smell it.
It's amazing.
It smells like a healthy man.
It smells.
What?
Go home!
It smells like a healthy man.
Go home!
That's nice.
Yes.
I like that she accepts this.
She is kind.
I think you understand how kind she is.
Now...
I think cheating is important when you want to know about a good man.
His feelings and everything.
Next, we'd like to investigate Yoshikawa-san's cheating.
Cheating investigation, this is important.
Yes, I think it's important.
For example,
let's say Mitsura-san and Yoshikawa-san end up dating because of this incident.
Yes, yes, yes.
But...
Yes.
But there are women other than Mitsura-san.
It's fine.
But, when women other than Mitsura-san approach him,
if it's a man who cheats on you right away, it's a problem.
It's a problem.
Don't make me cry, Yasuko.
That's right.
My Yasuko.
My Yasuko, don't make me cry.
I don't want you to cry.
So, this time, the members of the mascots, who have a lot of male experience,
will seduce Yoshikawa-san one by one.
I see.
So, will Yoshikawa-san...
will Yoshikawa-san...cheat...
will Yoshikawa-san...cheat...on you or not?
Did you say "cheat"?
Cheating.
Ah, I see, I see.
Cheating.
It's someone who works normally, right?
Yes.
Cheating.
What is cheating?
Do you know what cheating is?
That cheating?
Yes.
That cheating.
Will Yoshikawa-san cheat on you?
Yes.
Will Yoshikawa-san cheat on you or not?
I see.
It's important.
Yes, I think we should investigate whether or not someone cheats on you.
So, I'd like you and Kurosawa-san to thoroughly investigate this for Sura-san.
I understand.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, thank you for your cooperation.
It's because we're on duty, right?
That's right.
There's no way we'd cheat on you.
Yes, there's no way we'd do that.
Now, I'd like to go straight to the first person, but...
Who would you like?
Me!
Who would you like?
Me!
Su-bu.
Su-bu?
It's okay.
Su-bu is fine.
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
Are you sure?
It'd be terrible if Su-bu and I teamed up.
It'd be pretty bad.
I doubt it.
There's no way.
I doubt it.
There's no way.
Well, then...
Um...
Thank you for your cooperation.
But...
She's huge. She's the same width as me.
Kyo-san...
You're slimy.
Ouch!
Time's up!
Who's the monster? I can't look at you!
I can't look at you!
Takumo-san, just in case, could you do a "otachinbo" check?
"Otachinbo" check? I can't do it!
Just in case, could you do a "otachinbo" check?
It's safe.
We couldn't save you at all.
I'd like to do the next one.
Next up is Kawakami-san!
Please do it! It might be dangerous.
I'm pretty straightforward.
I'm a technician.
I'll do it.
I might want you to do it.
That's right.
I'd like to know.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
You must be busy with work.
I'm sorry.
You have a great body.
Not at all.
Can I ask you a question?
Yes.
Between "s" and "m", which one do you like?
"m"?
I don't know.
I like "m".
Oh, you do?
I'm serious.
Oh, you do?
I like "m" better.
Oh, you do?
Time's up!
Let's get off.
Mitsuga-san said you can't do it anymore.
There's a lot of fabric!
Step aside, please.
Please take a seat.
Miss!
You're a bit slow.
Last time, it wasn't like this.
This time, it's a bit...
I'm sorry for my embarrassment.
It's okay.
It's totally fine.
He said it's totally fine.
Let's move on.
I think you're a bit slow.
The next person is Ichikawa-san!
Oh!
You're a different type of person.
Please investigate me, leader!
You're just a viewer.
I feel sleepy.
Oh, is that so?
Isn't she the mildest?
I see, you're trying to hit her in the chest like that.
Yes.
Huh?
You!
That was fast!
Are you safe?
I'm glad!
How was it?
I'm glad!
Don't lose!
We'll do our best!
There's more!
The next person is...
Shiraisa!
You have a different type of person.
You're the mildest, Shiraisa.
You like adults, don't you?
You're a mother and an adult?
Don't lose!
How does Tai-chan...
Tai-chan...
get...
gets...
Close!
Okamoto-san!
You're too close!
Please!
You'll fall!
Right pectoral muscle.
What is that?
Your right pectoral muscle is...
Are you okay?
Women like anyone!
Do you like women?
Are you okay?
Next!
Ishioka-san, please!
She said she's okay.
Kisa!
Real!
Please!
Real is the most emotional.
Yes!
It's in men's hearts!
I like it!
Yoshikawa-san?
Yes?
What is Yoshikawa-san's favorite food?
Soba!
Soba?
Yes.
If I were soba...
How would you eat it?
Just...
Suck it in and eat it.
Ishioka-san!
Welcome back, Ishioka-san!
Welcome back!
Please go back!
Are you okay, Ms. Aokyo?
I'm a little confused.
A little?
A little!
But you don't look like it.
I'm a little confused.
She's a little confused.
What is that "confused" criteria?
A little confused.
I'm a little confused.
You can still trust her, so it's okay.
It's okay! She's young!
She's young!
But she doesn't have a big "hmm" like you do.
That's right! She doesn't have a big "hmm" like you do.
I think we should do the last one.
Ms. Mihiro!
Yes!
She's good at technique.
That's right!
Hey, is Yoshikawa-kun busy lately?
Yes, he's busy.
He's always so relaxed.
Then, should I give you a massage?
That's common.
Yoshi!
Massage!
Yoshikawa-kun, you're so stiff!
Yes, I am.
You know,
you're always rubbing against your husband,
but you haven't been home lately.
That's right.
So, you know,
you want to rub against me,
but I don't rub against you at all.
Yes, you're right.
Please rub against me more!
Yoshikawa-san, do your best!
I'll do my best!
Yoshikawa-san, are you okay?
Yoshikawa-san, do your best!
Don't lose to an old technique!
I'm okay.
An old technique...
I lost to an old technique!
Don't lose!
You can do it!
I lost!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way, grandma!
Would you like me to do it for you?
It's okay. It was "nagichinpo".
It was "nagichinpo".
Don't do it!
What does "nagichinpo" mean?
It's "nagichinpo", but do you know what it means?
It's "nagichinpo".
How do you feel, Ms. Hamitsuna?
I'm glad you're relieved.
I'm relieved. I don't cheat that much.
But, Ms. Hamitsuna, do you want to dance here?
No.
What happened? Did you get pulled in?
I think it's okay to dance and get close.
Would you like to dance with me?
Then, let's dance! It's "cheek time"!
Yasuko, can you escort me?
I'm a little late.
Of course.
Ms. Hamitsuna, please escort me.
I'd like you to put your hands together and talk to me.
I'm nervous.
I think it's embarrassing, so please look back.
Don't look at me!
Then, let's listen to Mr. Kamisaki's background music!
Ms. Hamitsuna, you have beautiful skin when you look at me.
No, it's because of the change of seasons, and I have a lot of acne around my mouth.
No, it's not like that.
No, it's because of men's hormones, and I have a lot of acne around my mouth.
I can't see it!
Can you come a little closer?
What's going on?
I'm sorry if I made you unhappy today, but this is my business, so I'd like you to talk a little more slowly.
I'm serious.
I can't see it!
I'm serious.
But this is the first time we've come this far.
It's close, isn't it?
You look like an ordinary beautiful woman.
Thank you.
You look good in white.
I've heard people say that I look good in white.
Can you turn around?
Excuse me?
Wait! Wait!
I'm sorry. I don't know which way to turn.
Is it clockwise? Is it counterclockwise?
I don't know.
Thank you very much.
She was great.
She was great, wasn't she?
She might be a really good person.
Why do you think that?
Because you've been with me on this show for so long.
She might be a really good person.
But Mitsura-san, you know what?
If you don't trust someone, you can't touch them.
That's true.
You can only touch Matsumura-san, right?
Matsumura-kunigyo-san.
And Udo-chan, right?
Let's move on to confession time.
Please tell us how you feel.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for having me on your show today.
When I was making my coffee, I was a little worried.
But now that you have me on your show, I'm facing my problems for the first time.
I've made up my mind.
I'm going to tell you my feelings.
Ishio Gamai-san...
I've always liked you.
Wait, Yacchan, your voice won't come out.
When you were at the reception, you had such a nice profile.
Thank you so much.
Wait, Yacchan...
If you don't mind, I'd like you to date me.
Seriously?!
At one go?!
Then, let's start with friends.
Thank you.
What is this?
I'm sorry.
What is it?! Is it double name?!
I'm an actor!
Is it double name?!
What do you want me to do?
What about coffee?!
You called me out when I poured it!
I know!
He always drinks coffee, so I thought you might like it.
That's it?!
There are a lot of cameramen!
Yasuto-san, there's still more men!
With this momentum...
It's time for us to say goodbye!
Can I say something?
Next week...
Can I ask you something?
Ask me!
Can you go out with Mitsuha-san?
Too fast!
We don't have much time!
Please!
Too fast!
Usa-chan!
It has been decided!
Saturday, December 15th!
It will be held in Aspera Voli!
Yasuto-san!
Please watch it!
Yasuto-san!
Can you go out with Akiyama-san?!
I'm sorry!
Can you go out with Akiyama-san?!
I'm sorry!