AISubs v3.5
Yeah, what a great night!
Finally, it's the end of the year!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! It started today too!
Oh no, September is almost the middle of September!
If Halloween ends, it's already the end of the year, isn't it?
Yeah!
To welcome the last year of the expedition,
I'm going to bomb the earth with bombs now!
Bomb, bomb, if you make me explode!
Yeah!
If you put me on the world's most powerful dance number
You can say anything, can't you?
Yeah!
You can say anything, can't you?
So let's spit it all out tonight!
Let's spit it out!
First of all, don't stop!
Fight on!
Fight!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! New members, hurry up and get used to this situation!
Yeah! Who's going first tonight?!
Talk band, who?!
Yeah, yeah! Come, come, come! Oh my god! Let's go!
New leader! Leader Ichikawa!
Yeah!
Leader Ichikawa!
Let's go!
When I got in the taxi the other day, it usually costs about 5000 yen to get from Shinjuku to Tokyo Station,
but they even charged me 9000 yen!
Wow, wow, wow!
They took it from you!
Yeah, they took it from me!
Yeah!
I thought I could trust Japanese taxis, but...
Yeah!
They took it from me!
They took it from you!
Hahaha!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
So what happened? Did you pay for it in the end?
Yeah, like... I always say "it's about this much", but they say "no, but it's 9000 yen", like...
Wow!
Did you pay for it?
No, but I was in a hurry at work, so I paid for it...
Wow!
While thinking "damn it", I went to work.
As expected!
Wow!
I hate being praised, I'm a cynic, you know!
Yeah!
Peace is number one!
There are a lot of people like that, you know! Let's keep doing our best!
Yeah!
I know you're thinking about it, but...
Taxi company!
I know you're thinking about it, but...
Taxi company, you know!
I'll do my best!
Yeah, yeah!
Next!
Paru!
Who is it?
Sina-san?
On my way here, I was asked "how was your last day in Heisei?"
So I wrote it in my heart!
It was really fun!
Idiot!
Sina-san!
Idiot!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
I just don't understand one thing about you, woman!
What did you hate about Saina Heisei? What did you hate about her?
Well, I hate the fact of her talking to me.
I see!
I also hate men who are flirting with me.
Don't talk to Sina-sama!
I really want to kill her.
Wow, you're crazy! Look at the number of piercings you have!
You're getting more and more, idiot!
I know, seriously!
You're crazy, you bastard!
Be careful!
Thank you!
Next!
Here it is!
Natsume-chan!
Yes!
The other day, Tsubu and Ishioka went to a Ginza pick- up spot called Koridogai.
Is there a pick-up spot in Ginza?
Koridogai?
They didn't pick me up at all.
Then, Ishioka started picking up foreigners herself!
Here it is!
How was it?
Did you speak with a foreigner?
I don't have any experience with foreigners.
I was a Korean.
A Korean?!
I was a little interested.
You were interested?
Yes.
Did you exchange numbers?
I did, but...
I haven't been able to contact them yet.
What?!
You haven't eaten Korean tteokbokki yet?
You already ate it, didn't you?!
Tteokbokki...
Tteokbokki is out of stock.
Tteokbokki is out of stock, she said.
I was so nervous. I haven't been able to contact them yet.
I see.
You should go.
It's amazing that you changed your mind.
Was it okay?
It was okay, but...
One time we passed by each other...
I said, "Go back!" and ran after her.
No way!
It's exactly like what you're doing!
This is bad!
She's mad!
Who?!
Yacchan is mad!
Yacchan's aunt next door!
Yamane, what's wrong?!
Is that your lunchbox?!
You got this from Abema, didn't you?!
That's right!
It's in the mail order.
Why do you look like that?!
What's wrong with you?!
My kimchi juice is dripping.
Why does Yamane look like that?!
I know, right?!
Are you two of the same age?!
We're the same age!
Let's continue!
Who?!
Have you quit playing mascots?
People ask me that a lot, but...
I haven't quit!
Let's continue!
No, no, no!
You haven't quit, have you?!
No, I haven't.
You don't do that often, do you?!
It's been a while since I've been on Abema-san's show.
People ask me that a lot, but...
I see!
You want to do it, don't you?!
I do! I'll switch it up and do it!
Switch it up and do it?!
Do it! Do it or you'll die!
There was a period where it didn't come out, so I thought I'd have to do it.
I'm wearing it this time. Thank you for your cooperation.
I've seen you crying outside the door a little while ago.
No, really!
Are you okay?
I'm not crying. I'm not crying.
You're not crying, are you?
I'm not crying.
You're not crying, are you?
Let's do our best.
Let's continue!
Who is it?
Oh! New member!
Kano-chan!
I'm Kano Yura.
Kano Yura!
Yes!
Some people say on the Internet that my chest has gotten bigger.
It's really my chest!
It's thin!
Show me! Show me!
Show me!
It's really my chest!
It's a little big for you, isn't it?
Excuse me for a moment.
Is it a little hard?
What?
How many cc is it?
What?
Do you have a popping box?
Popping box?
Is it raw?
Raw milk?
So it's hard for raw milk, right?
Hard?
Say "that's you know."
That's you know.
If you say "that's you know," people might find out you're exaggerating.
Are you okay?
How old are you?
I'm 19 years old.
That's suspicious!
Seriously!
If you know any members who are older than you, please let me know!
That's suspicious!
Thank you!
It's my first time meeting you all!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, there she is, Ms. Mitaka!
Oh, Ms. Mitaka!
Ms. Yuuga, you too!
Um...
It's common for young ladies to think they don't know anything about society, right?
But...
I...
I know about the first fare for a taxi!
Huh?!
How much?
410 yen.
That's how it was made up of!
Because you know about it!
On the contrary...
That's right!
On the contrary, you don't know about trains!
The first fare for a train!
Subway!
Is there a first fare?
Of course there is!
Huh?! How much do you think it is?
Subway, subway, A-town...
560 yen.
That's not all!
Why does a taxi cost 410 yen?!
You don't know about society!
Ms. Mitaka, please remember that!
I'll fix it, okay?
Okay?
You have to walk!
You'll lose muscle mass, you know?
Seriously...
Because you hate walking...
Please do!
You're still young, so it's fine, but...
That's right!
If you don't take a bath, you'll lose muscle mass!
I walk three times a day, you know!
Walking with your dog...
Walking to the train station...
That's right!
Nice to meet you!
Lose muscle mass!
Lose muscle mass...
Well said!
Ah! Shinjin-chan!
Moko-chan!
Yes! I'm Sakura Moko!
Moko-chan!
Yes!
I love gummies!
I eat at least one bag a day, but...
I have some words for you, Sakura Moko!
A word for gummies!
Gummies!
You're too good!
Nooooooo!
Give me back my time!
I don't like it anymore!
Time to live!
I don't want to waste my time on that!
I want to live in this world!
The last one!
Next!
It's hot!
Miss, please say something!
Ah...
I don't want to lose my sexual desire in the summer...
What should we do?
Ah...
I want to be hugged!
Um...
I really want to get rid of all my sexual work!
Oh, my God!
Wait!
I can't stop my sexual desire in summer!
I can't stop it! What should we do?
I... I... I want to do a "sternum piston" with my sternum.
What did you say?
I want to do a "sternum piston" with my sternum.
No, it's wonderful!
"Sternum piston" with my sternum!
It's so summer!
It's not the last time we're doing this, but we'd love you to enjoy it!
Let's do a "sternum piston"!
Thank you!
Finally, Ms. Misura!
Yeah!
And Ms. Yamane!
What are you eating?
Are you eating a bento box?
When I came here and put coffee in it,
Abema's very cool male staff bought coffee beans and said, "It tastes a little lighter now."
For the first time since I quit my job, I got a call from a male staff!
Happy New Year!
Thank you!
Please...
I have a feeling of love!
If you're watching this show right now, please come and play in our studio!
Please come and play in our studio!
Because we're only human!
For the first time this year...
This is it for tonight's Dance Night Show!
Please look forward to our next show!
Please come!
We'll be waiting for you!
Hello! It's time for "Can't Help It" news!
Today's caster is me, Manaka P.K.!
And of course, we have this person as our commentator.
I'm Muroi Sugeko, and today I'm going to feel autumn in my bad posture. Thank you for having me!
You have a bad posture?
Yeah, my posture is getting worse and worse in autumn.
Is that so?
Yeah, but I feel like autumn is coming.
Yeah, when the season changes.
That's right.
Today, we're going to bring you "Can't Help It" news, but...
It's really "Can't Help It".
Yeah, "Can't Help It", everyone!
It's so depressing to read it every time.
Yeah, you look like a fool.
You look like a fool, but...
Whose news do we have today?
You really look like a fool.
Do we have any bad news?
We do.
Here's the first one.
Mikami isn't making any progress with her overseas shoot.
First of all, it says, "Look at this tweet."
Shall we take a look?
I can't make any progress.
Someone...
What's with this picture?
I can't make any progress.
Will someone help me?
What is this?!
What is this staff that prepared this news for us?!
What should we do?!
I don't know! I don't know!
This is "Can't Help It"!
"Can't Help It"!
You're not making any progress because you're taking so many pictures.
That's right!
Help me.
But I think fans are happy with just that kind of feeling.
Do your best!
Can't help it.
Next up is Mihiro!
Eh?!
Take a picture of the leader and send it to him.
Eh?! Mihiro?!
Let's take a look at the picture of the leader on Twitter.
Here it is.
Eh?!
Mihiro-san gave me a birthday present!
Ah! Wait a minute!
Oi! What are you doing?!
What are you doing, Mihiro?!
You're scary!
I didn't get one!
Oi! Is there anyone else who got a birthday present from Mihiro?!
I didn't get one...
Oi, Mihiro!
Yes?!
What does this mean?!
No, it was my birthday, so I felt like I had to celebrate it.
Only the leader?
The leader was there, right?
The leader was there.
The leader.
My birthday is in July.
Eh?!
Oi!
You're terrible!
What is this, Mihiro?!
Eh, this...
Because I'm the leader!
Eh, "because I'm the leader!"
What does that mean?
Eh...
She gave me a letter too.
Eh?!
I've received a letter!
Eh?!
I've never seen her talking with Ictschara-san until she became the leader.
Ah!
Ah, scary!
I've never seen that.
She's always using her phone like it's a brother.
What?!
What is that?
It looks like stripper's dressing room.
It's hot because of the age.
It's like a rock band.
You can't do that.
Give it to everyone.
It's the oldest.
There are many girls' groups.
That's right.
There are many girls' groups like that.
That's right.
By the way, is it a little brighter now?
It's a little brighter now.
I'll bring another one.
What's wrong with you?
Why? Isn't it funny?
It's not funny. It's kind.
It's easy to eat beans.
It's easy to taste.
Is there a picture of a man's muscles in it?
No, there isn't.
Aren't you deceived?
He's the first man who talked to me this year.
It doesn't matter. You may be deceived.
It's okay. It's about 3 million yen.
It's not bad.
Thank you very much.
Aren't you deceived?
It's expensive.
It's useless.
Let's go little by little.
Is it okay?
Next week...
Hey!
It's not okay.
It doesn't work at all.
You have to do it for three years.
Hey!
I'll read it.
Can I read it?
You have blood flow to your head.
What are you talking about?
Your fingertips are always purple.
Show it to me.
My VTR.
Your fingertips are always purple.
It was good.
Let's look forward to the future progress.
Can I read the next news?
The next news is...
"Kurosawa Mirei".
It's a bad news.
What's this?
"Staying in the mountains".
There is a mysterious tweet.
Let's look at it.
When you can't believe in yourself, staying in the mountains and being empty in nature is the best thing you can do.
I'm going to say it.
What?
I'm scared of people like you.
I'm just tired of the city.
I know you're tired of the city.
"Staying in the mountains".
Show me.
"Staying in the mountains".
Show me.
"Staying in the mountains".
What do you want me to do?
You can do anything.
With inspiration?
"Staying in the mountains".
Show me.
"Staying in the mountains".
Let me hug you.
You are the best!
I was surprised.
I was surprised. I was hugging you and you hugged me hard.
I was hugging you and you hugged me hard.
Don't forget his nipples.
He sometimes says to me, "You are alive!"
You are alive!
Is it true?
It's human warmth!
You are alive!
It's been a while since I heard that!
It's human warmth!
You are alive!
You only hug things that are not alive.
You are alive!
I saw his name in secret.
What?
Yoshikawa. Yoshikawa. Yoshikawa.
I don't know if it's Yoshikawa or Kikkawa.
I saw it.
I didn't see it.
It's Yoshikawa.
What is Yoshikawa?
Kichido.
I don't know if it's Yoshikawa or Kikkawa.
I saw his name in secret.
That's all for today!
I didn't do it yet!
That's all for today!
I didn't do it!
That's all for today, right?
I didn't do it yet!
That's all for today!
There are many more!
That's all for today!
I understand you're happy but...
Do it for others later!
It's not your fault anyway!
It's our fault most!
Why?!
(shout)
Your line!
Line up!
(shout)
Line up!
(shout)
Line up!
Straight!
Line up!
Here!
You said line up.
You were angry.
You said line up.
Line up.
Number.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Long.
Line up.
You came back again.
You are rebellious.
How old is the cake?
I asked you how old is the cake in prison.
It's in prison.
It's not in prison.
It's in prison.
How long have you been in prison?
36 years.
36 years?
Have you been in prison for 36 years?
No, I haven't.
Then you're a criminal!
You're all criminals!
What did you do?
I didn't do anything.
You did, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You did, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You did, didn't you?
You're all criminals!
I didn't do anything.
You did, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You're a big criminal!
You did, didn't you?!
You're a big criminal!
Your father works for the police!
Don't say that!
Why are you in prison?
I didn't go to prison.
What did you do?
You're a top criminal in prison.
What?
That's ridiculous!
Your father is Mie Kenkei!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Get a hold of yourself!
You guys!
You're all criminals!
It's tough being in prison, isn't it?
I don't like it!
It's not just tough.
I thought you guys would be tough on a daily basis.
Recreation.
We'll take some recreation time.
It's been a while!
Don't even!
Today's recreation is free!
It is today.
Yeah, let's go!
We didn't do anything!
Did you?
You're always protecting us.
I didn't do anything!
Don't pretend that way!
I was just doing a job that gives you personal funds.
You're doing a play too, are you?
Don't pretend like that!
No, I didn't do anything.
You didn't?! Really?!
Yeah.
You did it! You did it to Kuro-san, didn't you?!
Get back!
Get back, you!
Get back! Hurry up and get back!
Get back! Hurry up and get back, you!
And with that...
Today, we've met the mascots many times and been beaten up online...
...but we've changed our minds and want to make new connections with you all...
...and we're doing this with our own hopes and dreams!
This time...
It's Kuro-chan's first video!
She's doing it for us!
What?!
What is it?!
It's scary!
What is it?!
Isn't it Iza-kun?
I won't do it for Iza-kun!
Won't do it!
I won't do it today!
We've changed our minds and want to make new connections with you all!
Shall we call for her?
Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan, stop it!
It's okay! Look at me! I don't have lotion on me!
I'm not scared! I'm not scared of you!
What's wrong?
I'll do this later!
Later, okay?
It's okay now! You can take it off now!
I'm not scared of you!
Not at all!
Please say hello to Kuro-chan!
I'm sorry, but this time I brought a souvenir for you!
Miyakozuma Momoru-kun's chinsuko!
The sound of "chinsuko" is nice, isn't it?
Now...
This time we want to make new connections with you all!
What was that?!
Why did you say such a dangerous thing?!
It's okay!
You want to make new connections, don't you?!
In order to make new connections with you all, we'll do our best!
Thank you in advance!
Did you see that?!
With that "chinsuko" Kuro-chan must have realized that she's human!
I'm human!
Because you made fun of her!
You don't have lotion on you, do you?
I don't have lotion on me!
You don't have it anywhere, do you?
I don't!
I understand.
Shall we start with our first match?
The first match is...
Kuro-chan against Kuro-chan!
This is so much fun!
Are you okay, Kuro-chan?
Just like Daruma-san fell down, Kuro-chan will be the demon.
As you can see, Kuro-chan has a stethoscope on her back.
Get closer and get the stethoscope!
But Kuro-chan will look back.
If you move and get touched, you will be the demon.
Demons are gentle.
It's the same rule as Daruma-san fell down.
Kuro-chan, please stand by.
I'll do my best!
She's actually a gentleman!
She's actually a great gentleman!
That's right!
Everyone, aim for Kuro-chan's back!
Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan!
Line up! Line up!
Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan!
Line up! Line up!
Line up!
Let's go, Kuro-chan!
Here we go!
Kuro-chan fell down!
Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan!
What is this!?
Don't lick her!
What?
Richa! Richa! Richa!
Richa looks like you!
My cough was...
lol
Rima!
Until now, Kuro-chan, until now we had lotion, but not now!
Why are you licking your tongue?!
My tongue is tight!
It's moving! It's moving!
No, it's not!
It's moving! It's moving!
It's because of the slowness.
Everyone is getting closer.
You can't lick it today!
You can't!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Do it properly!
You can't!
You can't, Kuro-chan!
You can't lick it!
What?!
You can't lick it!
Say it!
I can't lick it?!
That's right!
You can't lick it!
Got it!
You can't lick your knee!
I'm not coughing at all!
You can't lick your knee!
Don't look at my knee!
You can't lick it!
I can!
You can, right?
You know?
Do it!
I'm sorry! You can't!
Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan! You can't! You can't! You can't! You can't!
Kuro-chan! I told you!
You can't lick your knee!
It's not a game where you lick a person's name!
Kuro-chan!
It's not...
It's not a game of licking!
It's not, Kuro-chan!
I see!
What?!
I see! I see!
What?
You can't lick it, right?
No, I'm not licking you!
I just made a mistake just now.
Did you understand?
I'm not licking you!
Yes, I'm not licking you!
I said I didn't understand!
It's okay.
That's not a sad face.
Kuro-chan just didn't understand the rules.
She just didn't understand the rules.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
I remember that I shouldn't lick you, Kuro-chan.
Please do it properly.
Of course.
I won't do it.
If you feel like licking me, I'll stop you.
Of course.
I'll stop you.
Of course.
That's not today's plan.
Don't worry and let's play.
Okay? Recreation!
I'm not licking you!
There's no lotion, Kuro-chan.
I don't have lotion.
You'll run out of saliva in no time.
You can only lick me when you have lotion.
Where's the lotion?
There's no lotion today!
You can't want lotion, Kuro-chan.
You can't!
Are you really okay?
Lotion!
It's okay.
You can't!
Lotion is dangerous.
Lotion can be addictive!
You can't!
You've been caught with lotion many times!
Stop it!
Lotion? Lotion?
Lotion?
You're thinking it's lotion.
No, no!
There's no lotion!
I'm going!
It's okay.
You can't lick me.
Kuro-chan fell!
Oh, everyone stopped.
That pose is nice.
Cute.
Shira-chan is cute, too.
She's lying down.
There are girls.
That's nice.
That's cute.
Kuro-chan is watching you.
I'm going.
Go, go!
Kuro-chan fell!
You're closer than before. You can see clearly.
You can see clearly. Don't move!
Don't move! Let's go get the money.
Miro-chan is pretty fast.
The one in the back is cute, too.
Let's go!
Kuro-chan is watching you.
Kuro-chan fell!
Run!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop, okay?
From now on, Kuro-chan...
Kuro-chan is big, so five steps, okay?
Five steps, okay? The one who is touched by "go, go" is a demon.
Oh, the next demon.
Please count to five.
Okay, I'm going!
One step!
Two steps!
Wait up!
Three steps!
Where are you going?
Four steps!
Five steps!
Kuro-chan fell!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
What's wrong with you?
Why are you licking at home?
I don't like the saliva from home!
Don't lie!
No, it's not.
I hate it!
You just licked me!
Oh, why did you lick me?!
You didn't lick me?!
(Screaming)
Wait a minute.
I want you to check whether he is licking or sneezing.
I want you to smell it.
He said he is not licking, and he said he is being licked.
I want you to check whether he is sneezing or not.
(Screaming)
He is not licking, isn't he?
He is not licking.
He is being licked.
You licked it, didn't you?
It's a lie! It's a lie!
No! Don't be old-fashioned!
Murai-san's pajamas.
Wow, she's giving you her pajamas!
You can't do that, Kuro-chan!
Did you lick it?
Give it to me!
Did you lick it?
No, I didn't.
Let me see.
Which one is it?
I'm serious!
You licked it!
Who did it?!
You licked it!
You don't have lotion!
You're coughing!
No!
You don't have lotion!
You can't lick it!
You can't lick it without lotion!
Okay?
Put it on me!
I'll hit you next time.
You can't do it.
You can't do it!
No more cleaning!
I'm sorry!
Kuro-chan!
You don't have lotion!
If you lick people, you're no longer human!
You can't do that!
We came here to get along with you!
We're sorry for coming!
We're sorry!
We're sorry for having fun!
Are you okay?
The leader is accepting you.
Are you okay?
Can you do it properly?
Yes, we can do it.
Can you do it?
This place is beautiful.
Then, we have the next event.
No, we can't do it.
We will buy a set.
Staff, please buy a set.
Please buy a set.
Staff!
Hey, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
You are happy, right?
What's wrong?
You have to do it properly.
Do it properly.
What's wrong with you?
Do it properly.
What's going on?
Hold on tight.
Be careful of your back.
Wow, what kind of camera is this?
Has it gotten any worse?
That's enough.
That's enough. Go home.
Who is that?
It's getting pretty ugly. Who is that?
Okay, here we go.
The next game is...
Who is in front of Kuro-chan's back?
The rules are simple.
We used to play "kagome kagome" back in the day, right?
We'll go around the demon and Kuro-chan will guess who's in the back.
If you get it right, you'll switch with the demon.
Okay? Kuro-chan will play the demon.
Okay!
Let's do it!
I'll play the pervert!
Please open it!
Okay!
Let's do it! Everyone, sing with me!
Okay!
One, two...
Kagome kagome
Staff!
Can you guess who I am?
Kano-chan!
Kagome kagome
Kano-chan!
It's not Kano-chan!
It's not a game of licking people!
Who's in front of you? What are you doing in the back?
Wasn't it in the back?
No, not at all!
What are you doing?
Did you lick me again?
No, I didn't lick you!
I licked you!
I didn't lick you!
I licked you!
Really?
I licked you!
No, I didn't lick you!
Where?
Hey, you.
You've been playing this game of licking people.
Are you kidding me?
It's not a game of licking people!
I want you girls to stop.
Do you have skulls?
With fists? With fists?
It's faster than licking you!
I'll do it properly!
I'll do it!
I can't do it properly.
I don't like it. I won't do it.
I'll do it properly!
Stop it, Kuro-chan!
Don't lick me!
You're licking me, aren't you?
Lick me!
You're not being trusted.
You licked me, didn't you?
Where?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? Did you bite her?
She bit me!
Don't bite me!
What are you going to do if you get sick?
What are you going to do if you get an injection?
She just wants you to lick her!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Mikami?
Why are you saying the same thing?
What are you doing, Mikami?
She just wants you to lick her!
Go back!
Let's do it one more time!
One more time?!
One more time! Wait!
Wait!
So?!
One more time! With the same energy!
One more time with the same energy!
She just wants you to lick her!
Wait! Wait!
Mikami! Mikami!
What do you want to do?!
I don't know!
What do you want to do?!
I don't know!
What?!
Can you do it?!
She just wants you to lick her!
Mikami!
She just wants you to lick her!
Mikami!
What do you want to do?!
What?!
What are you doing?!
What is going on?!
She just wants you to lick her!
Do it after you understand!
What? Kuro-chan!
No, Kuro-chan!
What's wrong with you, Kuro-chan?
Come on!
No, Kuro-chan!
What's wrong with you?
No, Kuro-chan!
Stop it!
One more time!
One more time?
One more time!
I'll do it properly!
You have to hit the person behind you!
Don't hit the person behind you!
Don't hit me!
Do you know who I am?
You know me?
There is someone behind me!
Just say my name!
Just "ashiru!"
Don't lick me!
You should not say your name if you like it.
You should not say anyone's name if you like it.
Don't lick me!
I knew you would say "don't lick me"!
I told you not to lick me!
What are you doing?
Mikami-san!
What are you doing?
Why are you running so fast?
She licked me!
Be careful!
She licked me!
Kuro-chan, you can't do that!
You can't do that, Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan, your eyes are bloodshot!
They are scary!
You are excited!
Let's do it!
Caged eyes, caged eyes,
birds in cages
meet one by one
In the early morning, a turtle slipped and fell.
Who is in front of you?
Hamuni-chan!
This is not ok!
No!
Stop it!
No!
She calls her "nomme chan."
Not "hanami chan!"
It's "hanami chan."
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
- I knew it! - No, you didn't!
I thought it'd be amazing if you guessed it right.
But you can't lick it!
- I knew it! - You can't lick it!
Why not?
- Sae-chan. - Sae-chan.
- Chansai... - What's up?
- Huh? Why not? - Why not?
- What's up? - What's up, Chansai?
- You said you like me... - Yeah.
- But you don't lick me at all. Why not? - That's right.
(Chansai doesn't lick Sae-chan at all)
- Chansai doesn't lick you at all. - That's right.
- You like me, don't you? - Yeah.
- Why not? - Why not?
- Chansai... - Didn't you say you like me?
(Chansai doesn't like Sae-chan at all)
- What's going on? - That's right.
Is it like this?
Is it like this if you say you like me?
That's not it! You tricked me!
- And now you're a woman of the past! - Why not?
Isn't that too soon?
You're a woman of the past. You're a woman of the past.
- I thought you didn't have to lick me. - I'm sad.
- I'm sad.
- You're of the past? - I'm of the past.
- You're of the past? - I'm sad.
- I'm sad.
But you tricked me.
And you hurt me.
I...
I don't want to hurt you anymore.
You're sad.
You're sad, right?
You want me to lick you?
You said you like me.
I knew you like me.
You're sad, aren't you?
No! I don't like you anymore!
You're a woman of the past, so go away!
Wow!
Do you want me to lick you a little?
Wow!
What's going on?
I just want you to lick me.
Mom's here.
I just want you to lick me.
No, it's not like that.
I think you have a grudge against me.
You just want me to lick you.
No, it's not like that.
I think you have a grudge against me.
So I want you to lick me.
I have a way of holding you.
A way of holding me?
Can you do it?
I have a way of holding you.
How?
Can you do it?
If you have a way of holding me, I can't walk properly.
You're terrible.
I knew it!
You just want me to lick you!
Ikami-san! Ikami-san!
One more time! One more time!
You don't have to do it one more time!
Let's do it next time!
Kuro-chan, you did it because you knew it!
What do you want me to do? I did it according to the rules!
One more time! One more time!
I won't lick you!
I'm going to change the set. Connect me with the staff!
Kuro-chan said "Ikami-san, Ikami-san!"
Don't do it, Kuro-chan!
That's why I praised you like this!
Let's be friends!
I praised you because I knew it!
She's erotic! Look at her outfit!
She's an erotic sister!
She's erotic!
I didn't know you were both erotic!
She wasn't like that before, but now she's like that!
I don't know what happened!
I think she's confused about a lot of things!
She wants to have fun!
She wants to make you work!
I've prepared another game for you!
The last one is...
Intro Quiz!
This is an intro quiz!
If you know a song's intro, press the button in the middle of the screen and answer!
You get 1 point for the correct answer and 10 points for the wrong answer!
As an apology, I'll give you 10 points for the wrong answer!
Thank you!
I'll give you 100,000 yen as a big present.
Let's go!
Kuro-chan and Interloquies, down!
Dynamite Girl High School!
It's a mascot song.
Good luck, Kuro-chan!
Let's continue.
Kuro-chan and Interloquies, down!
Backstage Back!
Good luck!
I've been waiting for this!
This is fun, everyone!
Let's continue.
Kuro-chan and Interloquies, down!
Princess!
Stop!
Kuro-chan!
What's wrong!?
I'm sick!
What's wrong with you?!
She brought her dad!
You can't!
Yuu-chan!
What's wrong with you?!
Yua-chan!
Help me!
Who?! Who?!
What's wrong?!
What?!
Hanami-chan!
Yua-chan!
What should we do?
It's dirty!
What should we do?
It's dirty!
What should we do?
Masami-chan!
Hey! Stay away from me!
What do you want?
I'll dance for you!
You can watch it for free for a week from the broadcast.
Dance! Dance!
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Dance! Dance!
With this new version of "Mask Up", the next live show will be held in two months!
It will be held on December 15th, Saturday, at STERA HALL in Shizugawa, Tokyo.
For more information, please visit the official website!
Go! Go! Dance! Dance!
That's right!
Is it an Indian movie, you idiot?!