AISubs v3.5
Hooray!
OK! OK!
Is everyone okay with typhoon?
Isn't it good to dance in the house?
This week, this person came with a skateboard so that I could get up late and take a rest!
Yeah! Isn't it good to continue?
It's a relief! Let's get excited and dance together!
Yeah! Come on! Yeah!
I can't say what I want to say, but I'll say anything I want to dance and sing in this world!
Yeah!
Let's dance and spit it out tonight!
Let's...
Dance! Dance! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
I'm sure you have a lot of things you want to say, so say them now!
First of all, please!
Kattoki!
Yes!
Kattoki!
Mom, you have a kappa face like me! Stop commenting like that!
Mom saw me when I was a kid!
Yes!
You were so cute, but you had a kappa face?
Yes!
Once, I was called a kappa because I looked like a kappa in a masquerade.
I think that's why people were commenting that I had a kappa face.
Wow!
I see!
Mom, please stop saying bad things about me!
That's right!
Mom, you're wearing a vintage-style outfit like me!
Yes!
But you still have a kappa face?
Kappa face!
Oh, my! I'll have to hold a cucumber today, too!
A kappa cucumber!
Yes!
Please start with a twist!
Yes!
Nice to meet you! I'm Kattoki!
In video streams, there are talents whose voices suddenly change, right?
Oh!
Hey! Fujimara!
Huh?
Huh?!
Don't do that in the showroom! It's gross!
What kind of voice are you singing with?
Everyone, thank you. Yes, what is it? Yes, it's OK today.
It's not OK?
What kind of voice are you singing with?
Everyone, oha-konnichiwa! Nice to meet you! I'm Fujia Rakina!
Even if you say "oha-konnichiwa", there are still four or five people!
There are people like that! There are people like that!
Fujiwara-san, please give us some comments!
Are there people like that? Are there people like that?
Let's see what kind of comments there are!
Then, let's continue!
In this world where only looks can judge us, what should we do?
What should we do?
What's wrong with you?
You know, there are girls who don't wear make-up, right?
When we go to the same shop or use the taxi,
the response is totally different.
Even if we are at the same shop,
the response is totally different.
The make-up is totally different.
Totally different.
But it's a bit rough.
Is it like that for you girls?
The make-up is terrible.
But recently, she posted a picture of herself without make-up on Twitter.
Without make-up?
What about it?
How was the response?
The response was good.
Did you wear make-up?
I used an app.
An app.
She did wear make-up.
Then it's not without make-up.
That's right.
Next time, please come out without make-up.
Please come out without make-up.
Without make-up, right?
Let's see.
Next is...
Nijiro-chan!
The youngest!
About Aoi Sora-chan...
When I found out that the members were quitting,
she called me out right away.
I know that the mascot tour is amazing,
but please calm down!
Ah!
Mascot!
Ah!
Failure!
Well, it's amazing!
Um, well, it starts with Asuka-san...
And then there's Aoi-san...
And every time she calls me out, I'm like "what's going on?"
What's going on with the girls right now?
And I get angry...
Yamane-san and...
Her love is strong!
She calls me right away!
Ah, she's worried about you!
Everyone...
Be careful!
You'll get called out!
That's right! Aoi-san is really...
She has everyone's love!
That's right! Please...
Don't cause trouble!
That's right! Don't cause trouble!
Don't cause trouble!
It's a long time, too!
That's right!
It's a long story!
*all three people appearing here are idiots!*
No one can beat them!
*all three people appearing here are idiots!*
I only thought of them as idiots!
Everyone, please be careful!
In continuation!
My favorite sandals...
They're so hard to slip on...
I'm about to puke!
*someone say something good, please?*
I can't stop laughing!
I can't help laughing!
That's tough.
You're always saying whatever you want.
I've been watching you since last time, but you're always saying whatever you want.
Usa-chan, I'm not saying whatever I want!
You're saying whatever you want!
You shouldn't be wearing those sandals right now.
I'm not wearing them at all.
There's no point in knowing that.
Be careful, Usa-chan, okay?
It's probably not a slippery surface, right?
The test continues!
It continues!
Hey, hey, did you know?
Chimpanzees have sex for 3 seconds, and rattlesnakes have sex for 23 hours.
By the way, what about Minami?
Minami has sex for about 40 minutes.
That's right!
Minami has sex for about 10 minutes.
Hey, amateurs and pros in the world, let's live life to the fullest!
You can do it!
Don't apologize!
I'm rooting for you!
Minami always has great information!
Thank you for the information.
Minami has sex for 40 minutes.
By the way, how about you, Taku-san?
I have sex for about 3 minutes.
That's right!
That's fast!
It's fast, but...
But let's live life to the fullest!
You can do it!
I've never made anyone feel good!
Everyone! Be brave!
Be confident!
Next up is Natsume!
The other day, we were in the Shinkansen as mascot members.
And we were eating lunch.
And as we stopped to eat a little bit and took a deep breath,
The soup sitting next to me said, "Don't you want to eat rice balls anymore? Can I eat it?"
I was completely dead and said, "No way!"
I don't want to eat rice balls anymore.
Because there were rice balls there.
But I thought you would never eat it again, so I asked you if you would eat it.
I'll eat it later.
No, it's not cruel, it's painful.
It's cruel, it's painful.
But can I eat it?
No, it's a shame.
Can I eat it?
It's a shame.
Are you okay?
You look really ugly.
Look at me.
Did you see me move my open teeth?
Yes, you moved them.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you're okay.
I'm glad you're okay. Thank you.
Lastly, Ms. Mitsuno!
Ah, she's angry again!
Recently, when I take off my glasses and enter the song,
most people ignore me.
And recently, there was a young entertainer and me and we said "good morning" and he ignored me.
So I grabbed him and said "hey, hey, it's Mitsura!"
And he said "ah! I thought you were a donkey!"
Ah! Die! Die! Die!
Ah! I thought you were a donkey!
I was surprised!
That's really scary!
I thought you were a donkey!
Die!
I'm serious!
Donkeys don't sell!
That's a really good analogy!
Those things do sell!
They don't sell!
We're looking forward to it, so thank you!
Lastly, Ms. Otaku!
I'm overwhelmed!
Hey! Uji TV's *****!
No one wants to hear about Suzuki!
Don't get mad at Nishino!
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry for always getting angry!
Now that you say it, I should thank her, too!
Thank you for taking such a long time!
Oh, I'm sorry!
That's not what you said!
I'm sorry for taking such a long time!
That's not what you said!
Next up is Ms. Shigeko Murai and Ms. Momoko P. Hill!
Please look forward to it!
What's this?
More? More? More?
Cheers!
I have to do something useless again today.
I'm not good at reading.
Let's do it! Let's do it!
As always, I'm Momoko with pinwheels.
And as always, she's the commentator.
I've been wearing pajamas at home lately.
I'm Murai Shigeko. Nice to meet you.
Is it that comfortable?
No, it's fine. It's cotton.
It's 100% cotton.
You'll do it for me next time.
Is she even here?
She's here today as a special commentator.
No, it's not her. It's Taku Suzuki. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I heard there's some useless news today.
I'm not sure if I should read it or not.
It's really useless, isn't it?
Yeah, it's really boring.
Are you interested in it?
It's really useless, isn't it?
It was useless last time, so I think it'll be useless this time, too.
It's useless, isn't it?
Shall we read it?
Let's read it. Let's read it.
It's really boring.
It is. It is.
It's really boring.
The first news is...
Fujiwara Akino...
Did you do it again?
He...
Again?
On August 2nd, Pants Day...
On Pants Day, he posted a picture that no one wanted...
On Twitter!
He did it!
It says, "Call Hamon a lot."
Isn't it crazy?
It's a photo of F.A.C.K., though.
Do you have a picture of F.A.C.K.?
A picture of F.A.C.K.?
Can I say it?
It's not a picture of F.A.C.K., though.
Can I say it?
Here it is.
It's dirty!
Why is it like this?!
It's amazing!
It's dirty! It's dirty!
Normally, you'd be excited, but you'd feel disgusted.
Right?!
It's dirty!
Pants! Which one is Pants?!
It doesn't say Pants!
Whose Pants is it?!
Black Pants!
It's poop!
It's not poop!
It's poop!
It's not poop! It's Pants!
You stepped on it, didn't you?!
Did you step on it?!
You stepped on it, didn't you?!
You gravured while you pooped, didn't you?!
I gravured in the dark!
It's dirty!
It's really dirty!
You know...
Recently, at your agency...
You seem to have some kind of self-proclaimed...
Huh?!
Tell me about it!
Um...
Sexy leader...
Shut up!
You're not allowed to say it!
But that's what you say at your agency!
They call me "sexy leader" in the agency.
Shut up!
Be quiet!
Seriously...
How ugly...
Am I ugly or does it stick to my nose?!
I don't mind anything!
It even sticks to my nose!
Shut up! Are you talking?!
Are you talking?!
It's just a bad word!
Let's move on!
Is there anything else?
Yes, there is.
What is it? It's ugly, isn't it?
It's ugly, isn't it?
You're still doing Instagram?
Who are you doing it for?!
Are you doing Instagram, ugly?!
Is it a video you posted on Instagram?
It looks like you're having fun, but it makes you sad when you watch it.
I don't care. Do you want to watch it?
I don't care!
Watch it!
I don't care!
Watch it!
Is it funny?
Yes, it's funny.
Let's watch it.
It's funny, so let's watch it.
Is it okay for you to say that much?
Wakeboard.
What is it?
Wakeboard.
I don't care!
What is this video?!
What is it?!
It's not funny at all!
You're talking too much!
I'm reporting that I did wakeboarding.
It's not torture to be pulled by an American horse.
It's not like that.
You were born with a friend. Are you sure you're not being bullied?
You're not being bullied, are you?
I'm not being bullied.
You said you didn't want to board the same ship with me.
No, I didn't.
I was enjoying digging out of the sea from my house.
You had that face on the water.
I was born with it!
You were born with it?!
You're crazy!
You were born with it?!
You're crazy!
You're a real monster!
I've had this face since I was born.
What else is there?
Who did it again?
It's her!
It's Natsume!
You did it again!
What is it?
Recently, I posted my dream I saw on Twitter.
You do it a lot!
I post it and it makes people around me confused.
I always post it on Instagram.
I had this dream.
That's the most unnecessary one!
That's the most useless one.
Let's look at this one.
Wow, I met Peter Pan in Shibuya and hugged him.
Wow, Natsume, I like you.
Don't do that!
I told you not to do it!
Can you not mention me if you can't do anything about it?!
Shut up!
She's angry!
Who are you?!
What is "Peter Pan"?
Isn't social media free?
Shut up!
You're not free!
Why do you say Peter Pan? You think he's cute, don't you?
What? In this bathroom?
This post again.
When I went to the dentist, it was convenient.
The toilet system was a joke.
It's embarrassing, but I did it.
It's dirty, isn't it?
From the hospital window, "No, no, that's not the toilet." I was told.
Excuse me, can you give me a paper cup and a chopstick?
"I'll clean it up right away," I said.
She even lent me a fork.
It's my dream today.
This is bad.
This is terrible.
What is this?
This is terrible.
I thought you'd laugh at me if I said it was a joke.
It's easy for you to rely on poop.
Poop and slip.
Poop and slip is the worst.
It's terrible.
I can't eat it.
What?
Please forgive me.
I'm sorry.
There's more.
Stop it.
I had a dream.
Stop it.
I had a dream.
There's more.
I had a dream.
Let's see.
What's next?
I bought a fan.
I got on a bike.
I got scolded.
I had a dream.
Stop it.
Stop tweeting about dreams.
Stop it.
Have you ever thought about how I felt?
Have you?
Hey.
Don't say that.
I haven't said it.
You have said it.
I haven't said it.
You are so normal and weird.
You are weird.
I'm not weird.
You haven't had a dream like this, have you?
I have.
You are lying.
Why do you say that about me?
You are weird.
I'm sorry.
Don't dream about me.
Stop dreaming about me.
Wake up!
Wake up and dream about me!
Wake up!
Wake up and dream about me!
Wake up!
Wake up and dream about me!
You will dream about me for the rest of your life!
Don't dream about me again!
Wait a minute!
You know me!
I know you for sure!
Next.
What's in it?
Ah, I see.
Speaking of slipping,
look at this.
Him?
Yes.
Recently, he has been doing evil things like
getting people involved and slipping.
I know it.
No, no, no!
Slipping is a gift!
I know it!
There is a picture of it.
Let me see.
Here it is.
I woke up from a dream where Yamane-san was commenting on my fried chicken photos on social media.
What was that dream? Let me sleep again.
What?
Yamane-san!
You are doing the worst thing,
making Yamane-san slip!
No, no, no!
It's just a dream, isn't it?
What's with her?
Her voice is annoying, isn't it?
Her voice...
But, really,
Yamane-san's smile was cute.
Is it because it's noisy?
I know it! I know it!
You know,
people who slip usually dream.
That's right!
Isn't it the same for you?
I hate it.
People who talk about dreams usually slip.
Everyone dreams.
"If you get killed, you're at the same level," said Natsume.
I really hate that.
What do you mean?
Don't get close to me.
No, no, no, no.
Ah, ah, ah, slipping game.
Slipping game!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Look at you!
It's over! If it's like this, it's over!
Make it hard!
You guys are in trouble!
Oh!
Number two!
I'm not bad!
What are you doing!
Number two!
I'm not bad!
Don't dream for a moment!
Wake up with Ozone!
It's like this, isn't it?
How do you do it like this?
With a two-shot launch...
Aim for something and do something...
Raise it up, get people involved and slide...
How is it?
Did you really listen to me?!
You should've listened to me more!
You should've listened to me!
Do you understand me?!
You should've!
You should've listened to me!
You guys are a dream!
Are you a dream?!
Good ending.
Is there more?
No, no, they're enough.
What? At the "Maskatsu" "Thank you very much" tour in Nagoya Park...
What? A terrible incident occurred?
What is that?
What?
Incident!
First of all, please look at this.
There is an image.
What?
Oh, it's a butterfly.
"Thank you very much for the first day of the "Thank you very much" tour in Nagoya."
Everyone was really great. It was fun.
After the show, I came back to the dressing room and someone was eating.
Who is the culprit?
Ah, this is terrible!
This is terrible!
What is this?!
Are you only eating the ingredients of the rice ball?
Ingredients thief!
Who is the ingredients thief?!
People like you can't work with me anymore!
This is really dangerous!
Someday I'll steal your uniform like this.
That's right!
I'll steal your uniform like this!
Did you find out who the culprit is?
Who is it?!
Did you find out who the culprit is?
No, no, no! I don't want you to be my acquaintance anymore, you're the culprit!
There must be someone.
Who is it?!
Hey!
It's me, Gomen-chan!
Hey!
It's me, Miyachi!
Hey!
It's me!
Hey! What's going on here?!
Haven't you eaten yet?!
Damn old woman!
Hey, you want to eat it, don't you?!
You want to eat it, don't you?!
You can't eat it, damn old woman!
You can't eat it!
You can't eat it, damn old woman!
Listen up! Old women shouldn't eat the ingredients in onigiri!
Don't eat it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Don't eat it!
You're getting fat, damn old woman!
Damn old woman!
It's mostly ingredients in onigiri!
Don't eat it!
You're getting fat, damn old woman!
Don't eat it!
Sorry, I won't eat it anymore!
You're getting fat, damn old woman!
Forgive me! Forgive me!
I'm telling you, I'm telling you!
I'm repenting!
Come over here!
Join the sliding team!
Come on, come on!
Join the sliding team!
You guys are yellow, right?
Huh?!
Baba, please forgive me.
Yellow is just right, right?
Something is coming to me, right?
How is it?
It's coming.
How is it?
You guys are...
You know, dream.
Shit!
There's no dream!
Dream.
There's no dream!
No way!
The last one in yellow is the one full of dreams.
He's in the center.
Are you okay?
Dream, you guys are really something.
Yeah, you should be grateful.
Is it over? The news?
It's over, right?
Well, it's time.
We'll end the useless news here.
See you next week!
I hate you, dream!
The Wild Show at Midnight
Double police, 24 years old!
The Wild Show at Midnight
Recently, there have been a lot of problems with the Muskats' social media.
That's right!
You're a monkey!
So we're going to investigate the situation of these people, especially the bad ones, thoroughly.
Wow!
Instead of Mr. Okuo, we have Mr. Suzuki, who came from the headquarters.
Mr. Mitsura and Mr. Kurosawa, please be strict with us.
Please!
In addition, if you give vague answers or don't convince us of this investigation,
we, Muskats' No. 1 Hand Bowler Mr. Ichikawa, will punish you in Thailand!
Everyone, please be careful!
Yes!
What are you doing?
I'm doing it because I have it!
You're lying!
Whatever you say, you're ugly! Shut up!
You're like shit!
You're a piece of shit!
You're like shit! You're a piece of shit!
Your teeth are the worst.
Sorry.
That's right.
So, let's investigate the situation of these people.
But if you know what you're doing, you should give up first.
If you do that, you'll feel a little lighter.
I've been quiet for a while, but if you do it yourself, you'll be fine, right?
Then I'll go.
With you, Mina!
Yeah!
Mina! It's me!
Minato!
It's you!
I said Minato and you're the only one here!
Just say Minato and we'll know!
It's Minato!
There's nothing here!
There is!
You still won't tell us?
Tell us now!
We have all the evidence here!
There's nothing!
Are you sure?
I'm sure!
Then I'll ask you!
August 1st, where were you?
August 1st...
Oh! Fireworks! Fireworks!
Fireworks!
Yes!
Take a picture of it!
Oh! I posted a video on Twitter!
This one!
Isn't it pretty?
Yes!
It's pretty, isn't it?
It's pretty!
But there's a problem here!
What?
Who were you with?
I was with a friend!
A friend?
I was with a friend!
A friend?
Fireworks! You're going with a friend, aren't you?
I'm going...
I'm going!
I'm with a friend!
A friend...
You were with a friend, weren't you?
Weren't you with a member of Muscat?
Excuse me!
Um...
I went with four or five members of Muscat...
Yes...
But when I invited them...
Yes...
There was a restriction, so we were rejected...
What?
But...
If my friends weren't Muscat members, I wouldn't go with them...
Well, well, well...
This picture is of you all going with Muscat members, right?
Yes!
This one!
Yes!
You were all going with them...
Even if you say it like this, it's boring!
What?
We're not friends!
So you were going with fun people?
Yes, of course!
Of course!
Well, well...
These five people are watching fireworks in the same place...
The reason you didn't go with them...
Yes!
Even if you say it like this, it's boring!
It's not boring! We're always together!
Then who did you go with?
Who did you go with?
Who?
Who is your friend?
How many people did you go with?
With fun people...
How many people did you go with?
No, two people!
Two people?
With you and one more person...
No!
You...
I don't like this flow!
What do you not like about it?
You definitely said you were a man, didn't you?!
I didn't say it!
You said you were a man!
I'm not a man!
If you weren't, you'd go with everyone!
That's right!
You're all good friends, aren't you?!
That's right!
I mean, we're together every day, so is it okay?
Fireworks, at least!
Fireworks?!
Then you said you were a fun person, didn't you?!
Who?
We're fun people together!
Huh?!
Are you a woman?!
Are you a man?!
I'm a man!
I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man!
I said I'd do it! I said I'd do it!
Wh Sad laughs
Did you say you'll do it??
I'll be damned, may I have a word with you!
Did you say "Bullet"?
What?
Did you say "Bullet"?
Did you say "Bullet" and lick it?
I shot a bullet!
I shot it!
A big one!
A big firework!
I shot a big firework!
Is it a firework or firework fireworks?
What is it?
Whatever it is, whatever it is.
Whatever it is.
I don't care about it!
You are completely arrested!
You are arrested!
Shut up!
Take care of the muskets!
They say muskets are fun!
They are your friends!
We haven't been with them for years.
We haven't.
You are still young!
We are! We are!
I'm not sleeping! I'm sleeping before a firework goes off because I'm so tired from rinsing my face!
Even though you're not here today!
Even though you're not here, I'm going to lower her rating!
She's a bad person!
I'm sorry!
She's completely arrested!
You should have said that earlier!
The person who went camping with you the other day?
That's right!
Shut up!
You should have said that earlier!
Did you set up a tent there too?
You set up a tent?!
What a bunch of really dirty people you are!
It's your fault for lying!
That's right!
It's your fault for actually saying it!
That's right!
It's your fault for looking like a huge person!
No, but honestly it's your fault for saying it!
That's right!
Oh, excuse me!
Yes, yes, yes!
That's also my fault!
Honestly, yes, honestly!
You can't go home soon, so you have to drop by and say it!
If you want to go home soon, say it properly!
That's right!
Say it!
We're supporting love!
Thank you!
We're supporting it!
We don't want to be nosy.
That's right, Yasuko-san, I don't like that kind of thing.
Now, let's continue with the second one!
You know it, right? Come out yourself!
I'm scared.
Even if you come out for a little bit, your sins will be lightened!
That's right, that's right.
Come out! Come out!
Come out!
He's hiding here!
You're not coming out, are you? Then I'll say it first!
Kamizaki!
Kamizaki?
What is it?
Sit down!
He's always doing bad things.
He's always doing bad things, isn't he?
It's the story of July 31st.
Which one did you go to?
Um... Izu?
Oh, Izu?
You went on a trip to Izu, didn't you?
I see.
This is the picture at the time!
Wow!
This has been investigated!
It's written in the book!
What are you talking about?
This is it!
You went to Izu's hot spring for one night and two days.
That's for sure, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
That's for sure, isn't it?
Well, if you look at this, you'll see for yourself.
There's only one person in the picture, isn't there?
I see.
But you can't take it off by yourself, can you?
There should be one more person on this side, shouldn't there?
It's a self-timer or something like that.
Self-timer?
Do you take it off when you turn around with a self-timer?
You like it very much, don't you?
That's a sin, too!
That's a sin!
It's not a self-timer, no matter how you look at it!
It's a friend.
A friend who went with me.
If you're friends who went with me, you can take a picture with me, can't you?
That's right!
I'm just an ordinary girl, so I can't do it.
It's hard to stay in such a nice place!
This is the bath in the room, isn't it?
How much is this one night?
Well, 80,000 yen for two people.
80,000 yen for a girl and two people!
Let's go!
This is also completely manly!
You gave it to me!
Which one is it?
Well, I got it for 80,000 yen, but it's a girl.
There are still a lot of girls!
Why would a woman pay you 40,000 yen for you?
It's weird, isn't it?
What kind of relationship is it with a woman?
This is manly, isn't it?
It's manly, isn't it?
You still don't know?
This is terrible!
This is manly, isn't it?
It's manly.
It's manly, isn't it?
Why does a woman pay you 40,000 yen?
Are you stupid?
You don't know which woman is good for you, do you?
I like men.
Why do you say "I'm with a man" every time?
You're stupid!
After you went to the hot spring, did he go to you?
Yes, I used him well.
She used him.
He became wet.
I told you, didn't I?
I was able to refresh myself.
But I was tired.
You're stupid!
You're tired of refreshing yourself, but you're stupid!
You did it!
You used him well.
I had a great sex.
You did it!
You're out!
You should have sex from the beginning.
Why do you say "I'm with a man" every time?
You're stupid!
You looked like this at that time, didn't you?
You're stupid!
The hot spring gets dirty.
No, you can't say "I did it that day" to Inoichiban and the staff.
And, can I say this?
Everytime you say it, it comes out of your nose.
Don't say it!
Don't hide it or smell it again!
Don't say it!
Say it!
I'm going out with a guy from now on.
I will!
It was fun.
Yes!
Should I use it for my SNS?
Yes!
Go back!
Yes!
Next!
Yes!
Third!
kosso kosso
If you say it now, you'll be punished!
omoyataro omoyataro
omoyataro
You again!
I can't hear you at all!
Third!
tatsumishina
omoyataro
Say it!
omoyataro
Say it!
nai desu
Why aren't you telling me!
nai desu
You're doing it!
omoyataro
You're annoying!
omoyataro
You're annoying!
omoyataro
Just say it now!
omoyataro
There's lots of them!
Say it!
nai desu
There is!
omoyataro
There's lots of bad things you've done!
omoyataro
I haven't done anything bad!
omoyataro
Really?!
You're still hiding things!
omoyataro
Are you serious?!
Then I'll tell you now!
omoyataro
You'll release a DVD at the end of August, right?
Yes, we will.
That's what they say, right?
This DVD, right?
This is for sure, right?
Yes, it is.
It is for sure. Dark Nightmare.
Dark Nightmare.
First of all, what is this costume?
What is this?
Are you wearing it?
We are wearing it.
You definitely wore it, didn't you?
We wore it.
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
This is a costume with a bit of Dark Nightmare feel.
I designed and wore it myself.
You did it yourself?
Yes.
I'm asking you whether you used double-sided tape or not!
Did you use double-sided tape?
Did you use it?
Double-sided tape.
I'm sure you did!
It's obvious from this, too!
How do you know?
It's obvious, you know!
With the tape...
You don't have to do that, you know?
Is it okay?
Wait a minute, Ichika-san, wait a minute, okay?
Sorry, okay?
This is the last one, okay?
The last one.
Hey, you know what I want to say the most?
It's the title, you know?
Title?
What did you say about the title?
What's the title, you know?
Dark Nightmare.
"Dark Nightmare" is...
You know what it is, right?
Huh?
Yeah.
You know what it is, right?
You know what the title is, right?!
Huh?
You know it, right?!
No...
But I didn't decide it.
What?!
I decided it.
It's going to be a serious talk.
Are you okay?
What?!
Are you okay?
Really?
Seriously?
This is what I used in my "Mascots Live" last year at the end of the year.
With "Dark Nightmare."
Isn't this a title, you know!
Ah!
Is that so?
That's right!
Is it fake?
Hey, this is the evidence!
Ah, this!
Dark Nightmare.
Look at it! Come on, read it!
What does it say?
Dark Nightmare.
That's right!
Ah!
You've done it completely, haven't you?
This is a serious crime!
This is...
To be honest, this is a real crime!
What are you going to do about it?
This is a real crime!
Ah, but I didn't decide this myself.
There was a questionnaire.
Like, "Please write down the titles you've been given so far."
I wrote down some of them, like "Cursed People."
And then...
That DVD guy said, "Let's make it "Dark Nightmare."
Didn't you say that at the time?
No, that's a little...
This is a Muscatz show...
I said it to my manager.
You said it?
I said it, I said it.
Your manager said it?
I think it's dangerous.
Your permission...
Oh, this is dangerous!
This is a criminal offence!
Your manager said it?
This is going to be a big war!
This is...
I said it!
But this is something that McCoy-san decided.
Is that so?
I asked him if it was okay, but...
Um...
He said, "Yeah, I think it's okay."
Yeah.
So this is a phrase that McCoy-san came up with...
And you're trying to make money with it, aren't you?
No, I'm not trying to make money!
But this is...
I should say that this is impossible!
Yeah! You have to say it yourself!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
If you keep saying "agency", there's no end to this world!
Yeah!
All entertainers live for the agency!
That's right!
All of them!
For the agency...
It's not for the agency!
If you say no...
I say, "No, let's not do that."
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
This is also a criminal offence!
Yeah!
It's fine if McCoy-san got permission, but...
He didn't get permission...
Did he?
So, McCoy-san, did you get permission?
No, I didn't.
No! This is completely...
Why didn't you get permission?!
Yeah!
It's black!
It's all black!
Whether you get permission or not, you'll all be arrested!
Arrested!
Are you still going to do it?!
Yeah!
Really...
This is a crime, isn't it?!
We'll get out of here too!
Why are you asking for permission?!
Really...
Come on... Really...
Manager! Manager!
Manager?!
I'm not a manager!
If you deny it, we'll get out of here!
I don't know! I'm not that good at gravure work...
Then, at worst, give me a little bit of writer's fee!
Supercell?
Yeah!
It doesn't matter if it's from your own money!
Right?! We'll still give you a little bit of it!
Right?!
How much is it?
It doesn't matter how much it is...
Percentage-wise...
The production company over there is strict!
Give them some money!
A big one ended!
A big one ended... It's painful!
I'm begging you!
Isn't it bad?
Be careful, everyone! Be careful!
Don't let that happen again!
Don't let that happen!
Be careful!
Is it a big one? Is it a big one?
It's true!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
There's still more coming out!
There's still more!
Yeah!
Then, let's go! Come out yourself!
No! The ones who'll do it!
Yeah!
The ones who'll do it!
Yeah!
Those who haven't come out yet!
I'll say it from here!
Yes! Yes!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Mimento!
See you later!
Again? Again? It's your lines again!
Why!? It's your precedent!
Every time I do this, I do it over and over!
The habit of your hands! You are bad.
Then I will ask you a bit.
Recently I have something I want to ask you.
What is it?
Isn't there something interesting?
Is it something interesting?
It's interesting recently.
Natsume Hanami is in love.
Wait a minute.
Natsume Hanami is in love.
What?
Suddenly?
Natsume!
Natsume is in love.
Shall we sit down?
Isn't it strange?
I'm not in love with Natsume.
I'm in love with you.
We are also in love with you.
I was wondering if you would say something different.
I was surprised.
By the way, Natsume is in love.
Please tell me what kind of love it is.
It's like...
My hair is up to here...
Your hair is up to here...
You're a man, aren't you?
You're about the same height as your partner.
You're a man, aren't you?
You know...
My job is like...
You're a man, aren't you?
You have long hair and you're doing apparel.
You're a man, aren't you?
You're not?
You know...
You were very popular when you played in Osaka.
What?
This is a nuisance for everyone!
What?
That's true.
What did you say?
Is that so, everyone?
What did you say?
Can you tell me about it, everyone?
I said "I'm in love" in the dressing room.
And I said "I bought a mannequin for a date."
No!
What is this?
What is it?
I said "I'm in love" and it's embarrassing!
You're a rampaging woman, so I thought I'd show you a little fashionable, and I'm wearing a mannequin.
I did my best! I did my best!
I wanted you to see me in a fashionable hanami!
Did you say anything else?
Did you say, "Oh, I've heard of this"?
Oh...
When I asked him if he'd call me to the Tokyo Park,
he said, "Hmm, I wonder if he'll come?"
Wow!
I wonder what he'll do with the ticket.
What will you do with the ticket?
Will you call me?
Hmm, I wonder what he'll do with it.
What is it?
It's like a hanuki.
Why is it like this?
When we were rehearsing, he was smiling all the time.
When we were rehearsing and he said, "Please get ready for the show,"
I went to the dressing room in silence, looked at my cell phone and smiled.
That's it!
Don't make fun of me! I hate you the most!
Hey, you can't do that!
You bring love to work!
I hate that kind of woman!
I hate you, Yasuko!
I hate you!
Go to work!
Every time I go back to Los Vegas, I send an email saying that I like idols the most!
When I look at them, my lunch today is usually like this! With a heart!
I'm sending it to you!
It's the same as that!
You're like that, too!
Yes.
This is terrible!
During the tour...
What's wrong with you?
Who's been dyeing their hair like this lately?
That's right!
It's the effect of apparel!
Did you say that to an apparel girl?
No, it's from Kitaoji Gold Shop!
It's from Kitaoji Gold Shop!
Only this part is white!
That's right! Only that part is white!
Is it the effect of apparel?
Do you admire gold shops?
Which effect is it?
Gold shops? Apparel shops?
Gold shops?
The effect is...
What do you call it?
I can't say it!
You can say it!
I can't say it! I can't say it!
If I say the name...
You can say the name below!
What do you call it?
Fireworks...
She's tired!
Don't fall!
Oh, you!
You are...
That's right!
That face suits you the best!
No one wants to see you like that!
Are you tired of me?
I'm not tired of you!
How can you be tired of me?
You're more tired of me than your bodyguard!
Watch out!
I'm sorry.
Bite me from my back to my blood!
I'm so frustrated!
I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry!
I'll do it again in the future.
Don't hide anything anymore.
And don't make such sins over and over again!
Got it?
Yes!
That's all!
It was "pie police 24 o'clock"!
Yes!
Muscat's summer live tour!
Ebisu Muscat 1.5 "thank you" tour!
It's finally tomorrow, August 24th!
It's a final at Tokyo Tsubaya All East!
Yeah!
If you don't see it, you'll regret it for the rest of your life!
There may still be some tickets left,
For more information, please visit Muscat's official website!
Thank you for coming!
How was it?
I didn't know there were so many people like you!
What do you mean "so many people"?
It's "ten people"!
It's not "ten people"!
It's "ten people"!
I didn't know there were so many people like you!
That's right!
It's "ten people"!
Ishika is pure, right?
That's right!
I see.
So you don't have any reaction at all?
No, we don't.
I see.
Right?
Yariman Group...
Ishika is pure, right?
That's good!
I hope everyone will protect Ishika.
That's good!
I hope Yariman Group will be popular in the future.
Yariman!
Please look forward to next week!
Goodbye!
Okubo!
We'll be waiting for you!
Please watch it!
Okubo!
Please watch it!
Okubo! Please watch it!