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42-year-old Kurokawa Akihito, a member of Yasuda Dai Circus's Kuro-chan-ko.
Along with his distinctive voice, he has left his presence in the comedy world with his unique personality.
However, I want you to look at this figure.
Where are you looking at?
Not only at you, but also at me.
What's wrong with you?
Please don't look at me like that.
He is not playing the role of Kuro-chan as his job.
He is nothing but trash.
That's why we had no choice but to do this.
How do you feel?
It's great!
Tonight, we will reveal the truth of the two-month and extreme comedy!
Mustachioed K-RUSH.
Kuro-chan's special campaign special!
This week's program is also from LOVE HOTEL!
Mustachioed Kanzaki Sae-chan has been stalked by Kuro- chan for a long time.
On the Internet, it is rumored that they are dating.
In fact, this is completely different.
Aren't you dating?
I thought you were dating.
Yes! It is rumored that they are dating and that they are on social media and that they are dating.
However, in fact, all for this project, the program staff were secretly giving instructions to Kanzaki!
Mustachioed Kanzaki Sae-chan is free to do so, but she is not allowed to do so with Kuro-chan.
So, in order to entice Kuro-chan, who is helping Mustachioed Kanzaki Sae-chan,
they decided to do a large-scale prank for two months!
First of all, we took a peek at what kind of date Kuro- chan and Kanzaki are having.
Then, there are a number of terrible scenes.
Sex harassment.
Licking.
What do you put in it to become an S?
Koko-ki.
Joint kiss.
Don't you drink it?
I don't drink it!
We won't forgive monsters who put buskets together like this!
So, we prepared a prank like this!
Here it is!
What is it?
A hot lotion prank the moment you hug her!
What do you mean?
A hot lotion?
First of all, they made Kuro-chan worry about it in a bar and invited her to a love hotel.
However, Kanzaki brought her to an S.M. Play with a setting of "actually, it's not".
Lastly, while Kuro-chan is hiding her eyes, she switches places with her mother.
A strategy of putting a hot lotion of anger on her!
As you know, Kuro-chan loves lotions.
That's right!
She used to drink them.
After that, Kanzaki and Kuro-chan are planning to eat at a nearby restaurant.
When they are in a good mood, Kanzaki invites them to a love hotel.
Here it is.
In the room, there is a mat for lotion play.
Kanzaki invites them to a lotion play with a setting of "actually, she used to like S.M."
And before they know it, Kanzaki and her mother switch places and put a hot lotion of anger on Kuro-chan.
Her mother?
She is the mother who invited this person to prank Kuro-chan like this!
It's embarrassing!
Is she really her mother?
Yes, she is.
It's embarrassing!
Is she really her mother?
It's really embarrassing!
Isn't she an old woman?
Yes, she is!
It's rare for a mother to say "OK"!
It's rare for a mother of Kanzaki to say "OK" to Kuro-chan!
And then, Kuro-chan's mother invites Kanzaki to a love hotel!
Let's continue from the last episode and start with a date at an izakaya!
For about an hour of sexual harassment, Kanzaki made Kuro-chan feel that way!
Good for you!
Let's go!
Let's go to the love hotel!
The first time I met Kuro-chan was more than two years ago in Fukushima.
We exchanged LINE messages and I was scared at first.
I was worried that she would hit me.
I was scared of going out for dinner.
You often ate out, didn't you?
I was scared and cautious.
But I started to care about you and Kuro-chan.
I honestly feel that you like me.
What?!
You felt it?!
I felt it!
She kept deceiving him for two months.
She thinks that he likes her.
And they continue to hit each other.
So you don't like me anymore?
No, I don't like you anymore.
Really?
Yes.
So you want me to go out with you?
Yes.
Are you okay with me?
What about now?
Both of us care about you.
Both of us care about you, of course.
But you care about me as much as we care about you.
So you don't care about me anymore?
Why do you turn your back on me the most?
Because you like me.
I like you.
At first you said you would go shopping for clothes.
Was it last year?
The clothes Kuro-chan bought me today.
The bag Kuro-chan gave me.
She gave you quite a lot of gifts.
Does Kuro-chan want to date you?
Do you want to date me?
I don't want to date you.
It's unfair.
You don't say it yourself.
It's unfair. You don't say it yourself.
You said you want to get along with her.
It's unfair. You only say you want to get along with her.
You can say it anywhere in the world.
But I really like Sayuri Kanzeki.
So?
Sayuri Kanzeki is the best at all times.
When I see Sayuri Kanzeki, I want to be the closest to her and support her.
So?
I want her to be herself.
So?
I really like her.
Please go out with me.
I said it.
I thought you were going to clap.
It's a prank.
Of course, Sayuri Kanzeki doesn't like it.
But I'm happy now.
I'm happy.
Really?
I'm happy.
I feel sorry for Sayuri Kanzeki.
I'm happy.
We make Kuro illusion and want to try it alone.
Then, we saw a horror scene..
Kuro became alone and has come...
I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it!
Oh, my God!
It's been about two years since I've been alone.
Kuro-chan, it's midsummer, but it's spring!
I'm so happy!
You really like me!
I love you so much!
Oh, my God!
What should we do?
Should we stop the prank?
I'll make you date me.
Can you make me date you?
I can't decide what's important.
What should we do?
Knowing her pure feelings for Kanzaki, we began to feel a sense of guilt.
However, the monster has peeled the skin of the monster itself.
I've got a girlfriend, Sayuri-chan!
Sayuri-chan, give me a kiss!
Without hesitation, Sayuri-chan gave Kanzaki a indirect kiss on the cup.
This is what it means to be bald.
It's better for you to drink holy water.
It's dangerous to drink human's water.
Let's drink holy water for now.
I've been suffering for two months about Sayuri- chan.
By the way, after Kanzaki confessed his love for Sayuri-chan, Kuro-chan immediately posted her feelings on Twitter.
Did it go up?
To what?
Look at this.
What is it?
This is what it means to be bald.
Life is full of problems.
I'm so happy!
My chest is starting to hurt!
I'm so happy!
Are you that happy?
Although their hearts ache, we cannot allow them to be bald.
Moreover, they are already starting to look like boyfriends.
I'm sorry, but I had to say it first.
I don't mean to say it, but...
It's been a while since I said it, so...
So...
I'll try not to say it.
After a little while, I'll say it again.
I told you I was going out with someone.
I'm sorry, but I can't say it now.
I can't say it officially.
You don't have to announce it.
Oh, you've been dating.
I want to announce it.
A little while ago? What are you talking about?
I've been doing a lot of things.
I'm not interested in you.
There is a possibility that the number of fans will decrease.
What are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
I'm not talking about you, but...
If you're an ordinary person, please follow me.
Us?
No, no, no.
It's not proof.
They invite Kuro-chan, who doesn't notice anything, to their love hotel.
Since we're dating, I want to do it, too.
I want to do it while touching your hand.
So, in order to invite Kuro-chan to their love hotel,
Chan-sai is working hard.
Chan-sai is Kuro-chan's fan.
If you like Kuro-chan and Kuro-sai, this is fine.
So...
Shall we go out?
Sure.
Are you okay?
You haven't eaten yet. Are you okay?
Shall we go out?
Can we go out for a while?
Shall we?
Oh, it stopped.
Shall we go out?
Shall we?
Shall we go out?
Shall we go?
Wait, shall we go out or shall we go out?
I don't know.
Shall we go out?
What is it?
Well...
Shall we go out?
What is it?
Wait, I don't know.
Mom, have you gotten older?
You look older than you did when you first came here.
Don't you think so?
Let's stop here.
As of now...
Mom, shall we go out?
What is it?
Tell me.
Shall we go out?
Actually, this place is in the middle of Shibuya Love Hotel Street.
It's only three minutes' walk from Loveho, where the prank will take place.
But Kuro-chan is staring at us.
Why is that?
I'm looking forward to it.
Well, I've been dating her for 60 years, so there's nothing wrong with it.
Really?
I'm looking forward to it.
But why don't you come here often?
I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
Because someone...
Someone...
Yes?
Someone told me that we're going to a place we want to go.
What's going to happen?
Will we get caught?
We won't get caught.
Shibuya Love Hotel Street?
Love Hotel...
It's like a cafe.
Love Hotel...
It's like a cafe.
Love Hotel...
It's like a cafe.
Apparently, she doesn't want to go to Shibuya, but rather wants to go to an Azabu SM specialty hotel.
- Do you have this? - Yeah, I do.
- It's nice, but... - I don't like it where you've been.
- You're the only one who's been here. - No...
- There aren't many good places in Shibuya. - What are you talking about?
- You've never been there, have you? - No, I haven't.
- What do you do there? - I'm a food writer.
- What kind of deception is that? - It's my first time here.
- Your first time? - Yeah, it's my first time.
- Do you have this? - No, I don't.
- You've never been there, have you? - No, I haven't.
It's not scary at all. It's just...
It's just written on the bed, "Don't poop on the bed."
I was surprised when you said that.
Because...
There were only scenes where you looked for a hotel in Azabu SM and couldn't find one.
I don't know if I've ever told you this, but...
I went to this hotel as a memory.
Kuro-chan, I'd like to update you.
No...
It's nothing.
I'll rewrite your detailed memories for you.
I didn't want to do it yet because you took it so seriously.
You didn't want to do it yet? You're lying.
To be honest, of course I like you a lot.
But you said it first.
I like you a lot, so of course I thought you and I would get along.
Let's go.
Don't be shy.
If there are a lot of hotels there, do you want to go there?
Kuro-chan is still particular about Alpha-N.
Are you drunk? Are you sure you're okay?
It's time to go. Let's go.
Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Why?
Hurry up.
I'm happy.
You're late.
Why are you late?
I'm happy.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I'm happy and it's no use.
They force Kuro-chan out of their house.
Go somewhere else. Go somewhere else.
Here is Kuro-chan's own photo-taking countermeasure.
I'll make you look serious.
You're drunk, aren't you?
Are you sure you're okay?
You're drunk, aren't you?
You can't even wear glasses.
You're drunk, aren't you?
As they date, Kanzaki's body touch increases rapidly.
Look, her arms are touching. Her arms are touching.
Her arms are touching.
Yes, mother, it's finally time, but...
I will worship Kuro-chan for my daughter's sake.
Congratulations.
Kuro-chan, good luck.
Let's do it.
Let's worship Kuro-chan.
Good luck.
As planned, the two head for the love hotel.
After this, Kuro-chan brings in her favorite sm play with the setting of "Actually, Kanzaki was a do-s"
In the end, in place of his mother, he finally puts on a hot lotion of anger.
This man, who has no idea of the strategy at all,
With Masashi Sada's sign on his back, he steals the love hotel guide in Shibuya in a revealing disguise.
After this, without knowing the unexpected tragedy, they have a lovey-dovey hand-in-hand date.
You must be happy, holding hands like this.
It's like a hair-log.
If you think you can do it now, you can do it later.
That's the hair under the mask, isn't it?
Absolutely.
It's attached, isn't it?
It's already tight.
Oh, you're taking it out of the car.
No, but Kuro-chan is seriously happy.
It's a little heartbreaking, but...
She was happy like in a manga.
But now, it's really tight.
It's like you think you can do it in a few minutes.
That's right.
It's really tight right now.
Can we go in?
Yes, you can go in.
Tight as a chair!
It's in! It's in!
Shh! Shh!
It's in...
In the end, she wanted to do it, didn't she?
This is a little creepy, isn't it?
We should punish her for this.
It's scary, isn't it?
Won't she be attacked right away?
Will she be okay?
If she's attacked, she'll come in.
That's right.
She'll rush in.
Actually, Kuro-chan and Kanzaki are coming this time...
Right next to the room where everyone is monitoring.
If anything happens to Kanzaki, she'll rush in and rescue her right away.
And finally, the two of them...
There's a mat over there.
Oh, that mat.
Yes, a lotion mat.
Hurry up, lotion mat!
It's in!
It's in! It's in!
What?
It's in!
After this, Kuro-chan will be in a big pinch!
Finally, at the love hotel, Kuro-chan will be pranked by SM!
I'm scared.
Then, all of a sudden...
Oh, no!
It's too early! I haven't even put my bag down yet!
Oh, no!
It's too early.
Huh?
Kuro-chan?
Where's your bag?
Kuro-chan?
You're wearing a blue top and blue pants.
Huh? Do you want to go in the shower?
I have to go in the shower.
Huh?
It's sunny today, so I'll go in first.
Really?
Huh?
It's too early!
Why is it early?
It's early!
Hey, I'm going to take a shower!
Shower?
Which one of you will go in first?
Hmm...
Which one of you will go in first?
Kanzaki wants Kuro-chan, who is strong and strong, to go in the shower somehow.
It's really Kuro-chan's strong and strong story.
Kuro-chan, you go in first.
Huh?
Because you're shy.
Huh?
Hey, Kuro-chan, come in!
Hey!
This is bad.
Won't you listen to me?
I will.
Hey, it's an important first day, isn't it?
Yeah.
I told you I'd do it for you.
Of course!
Right?
Be kind!
Can I really do it?
Be kind!
I'll be kind.
Can I really do it?
Go ahead and shower first.
It's fine with me, but since I'm in here, if I can get a chance, I think it's better to stop.
So I'm doing it now to make sure of it.
No, you're lying.
You're lying!
Then it's fine.
Why do you try to test me like that?
No, it's not like that.
Stop it.
Kanzaki is angry and escapes.
No.
I really hate that kind of thing.
Why do you test me like that?
I'm not testing you like that.
That's enough.
I'm going home.
Wait, Kanzaki, you're not doing it like that.
What is it?
You're not doing it like that.
You really like me like that, don't you?
Then why do you test me like that?
No.
Why?
Why did you test me like that?
I'm not testing you like that.
You're not testing me like that.
Kuro-chan, you've trusted me like that, so you've come this far.
No, but Kuro-chan, it's not a prank for you to believe me like that.
That's terrible.
Have you tried it?
No, I haven't.
I couldn't forget my feelings, so please say something like you just said.
Really.
Really?
Really.
What?
If you say like that...
You really like him, don't you?
Can I go home?
Go home!
But I'll go home.
Why? Why?
You'll go home.
That's weird.
Isn't it weird for you to go home like that?
Why?
You really like him, don't you?
I can't believe it.
Why?
Because you haven't tried it!
You haven't tried it!
You don't know how you feel.
You said you tried it to make excuses.
Do you want me to kiss you?
Do you really like him?
Really?
Do you really like him?
Can I sit down?
Do you really like him?
Can I sit down?
Do you really like him?
Do you know how you feel?
Then tell me how you feel.
Tell me.
You know how you feel, don't you?
Tell me.
You know how you feel, don't you?
I don't know.
Aren't you going to say it?
You're not going to say it, are you?
Then...
I've said it over and over again.
This is love.
I really like you! Really!
What is this?
This is a tent.
When we first met, when we first started working together...
Say it straight.
Make it easy to understand.
I want to value you, Sunny-chan, so make me like you more.
I understand! Let me do it!
Let me do it!
I put all my heart into it!
Let me do it!
I like you more than I want to say it.
I like you so much!
Why did you say that?
I like you a lot, but you're one step above me!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Sae-chan!
I like you so much, I did not want you to come here!
Scary.
I said something scary.
It came out. It's scary.
Scary.
A crime scene statement.
Finally, Kuro-chan asks for a kiss.
Then, Kanzaki of the "do-es" comes...
I don't want to be hated by anyone, but Sae-chan!
Really?
Really!
Ouch!
What kind of man is he?
Go take a shower and come back.
Listen to me.
I said I'd listen to you.
Didn't you listen to me?
I did! I did!
I said I'd listen to you.
And now, it's finally time for Kanzaki to get serious!
I've said it before, but Kuro-chan loves playing SM!
Take it off over there.
You haven't washed up. You're dirty. I haven't seen you yet.
I'm going to hit you.
Clean up and show me.
You'll listen to me, won't you?
You'll listen, won't you?
I will!
Which one?
I will!
She's done it.
Kanzaki, were you really scared just now?
If you were scared, make a circle.
I was scared at first.
I was like, "No, no, no!"
I was scared.
You can hear it, can't you?
I can hear it.
You're soaked.
The glass over there...
The key...
Oh, my God!
I was rubbing it against it.
I'm scared.
Me, too.
It's a downpour and I feel sick.
I'm not used to this kind of thing.
I've been worried about you since the beginning.
There's alcohol in it, too, so it's really scary.
When I think about your feelings...
I'm worried about what's going to happen next.
I know.
I'm scared.
First of all, girls...
Thank you very much.
We're making it together, so...
I'm bored.
On the other hand, when she took a shower, she didn't come out at all.
What happened?
I'm bored.
I feel like I'm going to throw up.
How do you know that?
It's on TV or something.
I've only seen people peel their skin on TV.
Do you know what skin is?
I don't know much about it.
Are you cleaning up your skin?
Kuro-chan!
Are you cleaning up your skin?
Yes, I am!
Did you wash your face thoroughly?
Yes, I did!
Can you say "you are great"?
You are great!
You are great even when you are on your smartphone.
SM play is ready for Kuro-chan who has washed her skin.
To prepare for lotion play, Chan-sai prepares a rain mat.
Are you ready?
Wash your face thoroughly!
Go home!
Go home now!
Why? Why? Why?
Why are you doing this to me?
I'm surprised.
Because you said you wanted to go home today.
I had a cold.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Can you do what you want to be?
Yes, I can!
Go home!
Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
I can do anything!
Do you understand?
Listen to me, An-saku!
No, I don't.
Can you do what you want to be?
Yes.
Do you want me to tell you?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
What about you, Chan-sai?
No, I don't.
You said "yes", didn't you?
So when you were talking about ASMR and stuff like that, I was a little excited.
You were excited?
Yes.
You're annoying.
Wait, you did it all?
Yeah.
What? Why didn't you do it all?
Why? That's right.
You're doing it little by little.
You're doing it step by step.
Why do you do it all from the first time?
I want to take it off at the end.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to take it off with all my might.
Oh, you are?
That's a really good attitude.
I'm going to take it off.
Oh, it's a beautiful "yes" now, isn't it?
Hurry up and take it off.
I'm not taking it off.
Okay, okay.
Take it off.
She said "okay, okay" and ran over here.
Then...
Take it off.
You're going to take it off yourself, right?
Oh, okay.
Take it off yourself.
It's finally the beginning of the SM show!
It's kind of embarrassing.
Hurry up and take it off.
Okay, okay.
Lie down.
Do you mean I should lie down?
Lie down.
Hurry up and lie down.
But this is a little...
Hurry up and lie down.
Did you lie down?
Yes.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Ouch!
What?
I'm sorry.
I kicked you a lot, but are you okay?
It's cold!
Don't go home!
It's not a reward at all.
Don't go home.
Get out of here.
Didn't you like being kicked?
I didn't like it. It felt good.
What?
I thought it was love.
Shut up!
Don't talk back!
Don't talk back! Can't you hear me?
It felt good.
Don't talk back! Can't you hear me?
Can't you hear me?
Mom, is your daughter okay?
Have you done it before?
I'm used to it now.
What?
I'm glad you're okay.
Why?
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Do you understand me?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Do you understand me?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It wasn't love at all.
In the end, Kuro likes SM.
I want you to talk back!
It felt good!
Shut up!
I want you to talk back!
This is a new technique.
This is not SM.
You're too naive!
Go back!
Shut up!
Do you understand me?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What do you think you're doing?
I'm being stepped on.
You're being stepped on.
Yes!
How does it feel?
It hurts.
It hurts?
It hurts.
Does it hurt?
It hurts.
It's humiliating.
Is it humiliating?
Yes!
Do you hate it?
No, I like it.
Do you want me to stop it?
No, I don't like it.
Do you want me to stop it?
I don't want you to stop it!
It feels good!
Shut up!
Let me say it! Shut up!
What is this?
I'm sorry, Mom. This is SM.
This is SM.
It's already fluffy.
It's already a wrench.
It's already fluffy.
Hey!
Pack it up.
He's good at it.
Kuro-chan's situation is getting worse and worse.
Finally, she hides her eyes.
She even shows her hands.
She humiliates Kuro-chan and completely restrains her hands.
Her attitude has changed.
She's so kind.
Does it affect your daughter's appearance?
No, it doesn't!
I'm sorry!
She's being beaten up by Sae-chan.
She's used to it.
Is this what Sae-chan was talking about?
You'll never know if you take it off.
I can't!
Her ad-libs are coming out more and more.
She does it all the time.
She doesn't do it like this.
Hello? Is this Sae-chan?
Sae-chan! What's wrong, Sae-chan?!
Let me ask you a question.
Is this your first time doing this?
For some reason, Kuro-chan doesn't say anything.
Is this your first time doing this?
No, it's my first time.
Clearly!
It's getting better and better.
Is this your second time?
Yes, it's my second time.
It's a lot of experience.
It's better than a hot shower.
I can't see anything.
I can't explain it now.
It's terrible.
I can't speak well.
It's scary.
I think I'm being loved.
By whom?
By Asuka.
Now?
I like you, so I didn't know you like me.
Don't move!
She makes me nervous.
Don't move!
We can't watch this in the studio.
What if I try to light a fire?
The air conditioner doesn't work.
Do you want me to light a fire?
No?
Do you want me to light a fire?
What is this new product?
What is it?
13th time.
13th...
Are you kidding me?
13th time.
What is it?
You are good.
What is it?
You are good at this.
Don't move!
Isn't it too much?
Sencha?
What is it?
I like you!
Isn't it a match?
Maybe...
Maybe it is.
It's a match.
Then Kuro-chan.
I like you!
I'm not mad!
You are going to say it!
Is she going to say it?
I don't want you to say it!
I don't like it!
Are you OK?
Don't talk!
Yes!
At this point, because the candle melted nicely earlier, it's time for a reward from the queen!
However...
It's close! It's close! It's close! It's close!
It's close! It's close! It's close!
It's close!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
I'm not on fire! I'm close!
Where is it? Higher?
Higher! Higher!
The candle is on fire!
Higher!
- Go with your head? - Head?
It's too hot!
Ouch! Ow!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
Shut up!
Making the sufficient comment...
It's hot.
Ouch! Ouch!
- Hey! - Ouch!
- Ouch!
Ouch!
I'm sorry!
Look up!
Why?!
I'm sorry!
Sae-chan, that's enough!
That's enough!
Sae-chan!
What's wrong with you?
Your mother is a little strange, your daughter!
How did you raise her like that?
What's wrong with you?
Come back!
She's blindfolded, so she doesn't know where the center is.
That's right.
Come back!
That's right.
Is she having fun? Is she crying?
She's really sad.
Is she sad?
I think she's sad.
I didn't know she was like this.
I didn't know either.
From now on, please watch a video that you will never see on earth.
What are you looking at?!
Shut up!
I'm not!
Shut up!
I'm not!
You're a coward!
I'm not!
You're a coward!
I'm not!
How do you feel?
It's painful.
Painful?
It's painful and I don't feel free.
Don't feel free.
How much did you lose last month?
As usual.
It feels good.
If it feels good, you can say it!
It's amazing. Ad-lib is like this.
It's coming out more and more.
Because you can't see it.
You don't have to pose like that.
It's amazing.
How much did you lose last month?
I don't feel free!
Why? Why do you say that?
How much did you lose last month?
Why do you say that?
I don't feel free!
What are you doing?
I don't feel free!
Are you hiding something?
No, I'm not!
I'm not!
Say it!
Why?
Ouch!
My foot!
I hit my foot!
5...
4...
3...
1,500,000 yen.
He got a lot of money.
1,500,000 yen.
He got a lot of money.
He got 1,500,000 yen for this.
We can't look at it anymore, so it's time for the climax.
Mom, are you ready?
Mom, you look delicate.
I'm happy.
Enjoy it.
You look great.
You look cool.
You have a good style.
It's time for Mom to enter.
She's wearing a hot lotion.
I'm going to take a shower, so stay like that.
I haven't taken it yet, but I'm going to take a shower, so stay like that, okay?
Okay.
Absolutely!
Okay.
Stay like that!
Okay.
Don't take it!
Okay!
Don't take it!
Okay!
Don't take it!
Okay!
Wait for me!
Okay!
Don't take it!
Okay!
Don't take it!
I'm angry.
Hahaha.
No, no, wait!
Wait!
Then, after father gets lotion, mother appears with outrageous expression.
My father is coming!
Your father is coming!
Mother.
Your father.
Well then...
Then, finally...
Okay!
Reply!
Because...
(laugh)
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
For the sake of my daughter!
(laugh)
It hurts! It hurts!
Oh!
I do not know! I do not know yet!
(laugh)
Furthermore, parents and children are together and it is a hot festival!
For the sake of my daughter!
(laugh)
It hurts! It hurts!
Oh!
It hurts! It hurts!
For the sake of my daughter!
(laugh)
It hurts! It hurts!
(laugh)
It hurts! It hurts!
Let's hide your eyes here!
open!
(laugh)
Furthermore, everyone rushes in!
Kuro-chan!
Stop it!
What are you doing, Kanzaki?
Stop it!
Kuro-chan!
What is this? Seriously!
(laugh)
Come on! Come on!
Stop it!
What is it, Kuro-chan?
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm your mother, Kanzaki.
I'm your real mother.
No, wait, wait, wait, what is it, Eiko?
What is it?
You're avenging your daughter, aren't you, mom?
Yes, I am.
Because Kuro-chan keeps coming to you.
And you've been keeping a close eye on me for the past two months, haven't you, Ota-tan?
Yes, I have.
Right?
I let you swim with me on this side.
(laugh)
All of it.
Your LINE messages and videos.
I watched them all.
(laugh)
What are you talking about? It's not luck.
No, no, no, no.
Your LINE messages and videos.
You're kidding me!
You've been falling in love with me!
(laugh)
When?
Sayaka?
Eh, is it really not?
Eh?
No, you're kidding me! You're really kidding me!
I...
You were pretty happy, weren't you?
Yes.
Sayaka was gone in a gutsy pose.
That's right.
It's painful?
(laugh)
And you tweeted it right away, didn't you?
(laugh)
I can't draw a straight line.
There's something like that.
I'm watching you.
What? No way!
I can't make that face!
I was really scared.
You were scared, weren't you?
I was scared.
It kept escalating.
No, really.
My mother was watching me, too.
Really, everything.
What? No way!
Wait a minute! I really like you, Sarah!
Hey! Hey!
It's really transmitted.
What? Really?
Did you really think it was important?
But you know, you said you shouldn't announce it.
Really? Really?
But...
Really?
I like you so much.
It's like a movie.
There's a youkai.
It's not youkai.
It's a dream youkai.
Youkai's dream attack.
I wish I could be the same age as you, Tora-san.
After I got into the hotel, I tried to kiss you or push you down right away.
I tried to push you down right away.
You were so cute!
I was prepared for it.
Prepared for it?
Prepared for it...
Why did you prepare for it?
Because I love you so much!
I love you so much!
I tried to do it.
You tried to push me down, didn't you?
I tried to push you down!
No, you didn't!
You tried to push me down!
I wanted you to do it.
You wanted me to do it, didn't you?
You tried to push me down, didn't you?
Ouch!
I love you so much!
Mother!
Give me my daughter!
Really? Really? I really thought you liked me.
Really. Really.
You really thought so?
I really thought so.
Really. No, it's like this because it's a program. Really.
No, this is it, but I think it's okay to meet normally.
I think it's okay to meet normally after it's over.
Normally? After this?
Yeah.
What? Of course.
Why? You definitely like me.
I don't like you.
You like me.
Can I say something?
What is it?
Why do you hate my boobs being 1,000 yen?
Because I'm old.
You're old.
No, I'm not old.
I said you're old.
You're right.
But I'm not that old.
You're right.
Why? Why?
You're right.
Why do you hate my boobs being 1,000 yen?
Because I'm old.
Fine! You!
What?
I'm scared.
What's the truth?
The truth is...
What's the truth?
I said I'm your rival, but...
I like you, Mita-chan.
How dare you say that!
How dare you say that, Sai-chan!
You're the worst!
I thought so, but you're the worst!
What's wrong with you?!
You can't go this way anymore!
You can't do it!
You like me, but...
it's totally different.
I can't do it anymore.
Then you can be Mita-chan.
I like you, but...
if you can't do it, I'll date a good senior.
But I think you're cute, too.
Sai-chan!
Mita-san!
This is bad!
Youkai Hisakuni has appeared!
Run!
Youkai Hisakuni has appeared!
Hisakuni has transformed!
Hisakuni will be attacked!
Run, everyone!
Hisakuni will...
This is how Hisakuni...
You're pathetic!
Don't get close!
Do you really like me?!
What are you going to do with me?!
Mita-chan, don't get angry.
What are you going to do?!
Sai-chan...
hates liars!
That's right.
I told you!
I told you that I've never lied to you!
Stop it, you.
I'm going to kill you.
Don't get close from now on.
I'm going to kill you like this.
Isn't this too much?!
I'm really...
I really like you, Sai-chan!
I really like you!
Sai-chan!
That's impossible!
Sai-chan!
Do it again! Do it!
Do it again!
Do it to me! Do it!
Do it again!
Stop it!
Do it!
Do it for me!
You should be grateful.
I'm going to kill you.
Where did you get that idea?
You're all saying it over and over again.
How long are you going to hold onto the Mavis Baskets?!
Apologize!
That's right!
Apologize properly!
I won't apologize!
I won't apologize for making a mistake!
I'm going to aim for you from now on!
Damn you!
Take this!
I'm not giving you presents anymore!
Take this!
Mr. President!
Stop rejecting her!
Mr. President!
Shut up!
Mr. President!
I enjoyed the phone call.
It's annoying!
Me too!
It's annoying!
Stop the phone!
Stop the phone, Ayako!
Stop the phone!
Shut up, Genbo Geki!
Geki, you're annoying!
You're annoying!
What are you talking about?
It's better to die!
Get out of here!
Is there anything you want to say?
If you get a call from Kuro-chan or something like that, please let us know.
We'll punish you.
Let's all be careful not to cause any harm to Muscats in the future.
That's all for today's Muscats Don't Touch Us! Kuro- chan's Secret Campaign Special!
Kuro-chan, reflect on yourself!
But it was so much fun!