AISubs v3.5
Do you remember last week's broadcast?
While Kuro-chan and Wanyu were suddenly in a frenzy, Okubo-san said this.
The truth is finally...
Don't let anyone touch it!
Kuro-chan's national campaign special!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
The Ebisu Muscat 1.5 Midnight Wide Show has begun!
Tonight, we'll be broadcasting a special project from Love Hotel, a hotel in Tokyo that hosts summer festival campaigns!
Love Hotel!
Yes, this is Love Hotel.
Love Hotel is beautiful, isn't it?
Okubo-san, how long has it been since you last visited Love Hotel?
It's been about ten years since I visited Noborito's house.
Mitsura-san, by the way...
In Makkoi-san's show, "Hikai-susu" replaced "Love Hotel".
That's right.
It's been about fifteen years since "Hikai-susu" replaced "Love Hotel".
"Hikai-susu" replaced "Love Hotel".
Yasuda Dai Circus's Kuro-chan, also known as Kurokawa Akihito, is 42 years old.
Along with his distinctive voice, he has left his presence in the comedy world with various unique characters.
However...
Where are you looking at?
I'm not looking at you.
Why are you looking at him?
Instead of playing the role of Kuro-chan as a job,
Kurokawa Akihito himself was seen on the screen.
How do you feel now?
It's great!
Tonight, two months of shocking truth will be revealed.
As for today's project, the mascots, Kanzaki and Sai- chan, have been kept in the dark by Kuro-chan.
On the internet, it's rumored that they're dating, but in reality, it's not like that at all.
They're not dating! I thought they were dating!
According to the show's instructions, they were being persistently asked out, and we consulted with the staff about it.
Well, they were eating out and stuff like that, right? As friends.
They were being persistently asked out and stuff like that, and we consulted with them about it.
Kuro-chan crossed the show's frame and approached Kanzaki.
This incident that went viral on the internet was an instruction from the show's staff, who had received reports from Kanzaki, to make Kuro-chan swim.
At first, he was a really nice guy.
Yeah, he was a nice guy.
Then, it gradually escalated, and I got a little scared, so I consulted with him.
Then, let me make you swim a little more.
To what extent?
In reality, there were times when he approached you a little more.
And now you're making him swim?
That's right. For the past two months, I've been making him swim.
To be honest, it's terrible.
It's terrible.
Today, in order not to ever touch the mascots again, I'd like to impose sanctions on Kuro-chan.
The mascots are free to swim, but Kuro-chan is not allowed to swim.
Ah, so there was such a rule!
It's an important time, so I'd like you to do it, Kuro-chan.
I can't do it with you, Su-chan.
Is everyone else okay?
Has anyone been told anything by Kuro-chan?
I...
Huh?
After the day...
Huh? After the day...
After the day, Twitter suddenly went viral.
Oh my!
She got excited about the day.
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
I've posted a lot of gravure photos on Twitter, so I'm a little scared that people will see them.
Oh my, how scary!
She remembers the day while reading it.
You know, I...
A fan of Kuro-chan told me that Kurokawa was talking about Mitafujin again.
So I went to see Twitter.
And then, as you said, Mitafujin is doing well, right?
Huh?
She's talking about it on Twitter!
I haven't even put my name in there yet, and I haven't met him or done any work yet, but he says that...
Scary.
I think it's scary.
Scary, right?
What's the purpose of saying that on Twitter?
It's really scary.
Scary.
She was crying.
What about you, Mihiro-san?
Huh?
Do you have anything, Mihiro-san?
Me? Oh, I was asked for my number, too.
Huh?
You're really clumsy, Kuro-chan.
But...
Then, shall we move on?
No, no, no!
Listen to me!
Chaka-chaka, right?
Since you're the host of "Shikiru Taiko".
Then, first of all...
I'm the host of "Docco", so listen to me!
Yes, well...
For the past two months, we've compiled how Kuro- chan has been teasing Sae-chan in a VTR, so please watch it!
Oh, for the past two months...
It hurts!
Their meeting was two years ago.
It was when they co-starred in a pachinko show.
Kuro-chan asked me for a LINE exchange, and I couldn't refuse, which was the beginning of the nightmare.
Then, a few months later, Kuro-chan, who had completely locked herself in, started receiving LINE messages like this one.
May 5th.
There's a store called "Shimo-tsuke" where you can do whatever you want without any customers other than Kuro-chan.
Isn't that store great?
Is it good?
Yes, it's a good store.
Oh, but the store invited me over...
Shimo-tsuke, let's go!
"How about next week?" Sae-chan said.
Sae-hime, you're always in first place, but what are you up to these days?
Hmm...
She's always up to something.
Well, well, well...
But she still sends me three messages.
Yeah, it's like she's coming at you.
It's still going on.
Unable to reply, she gets on the train and two days later, she receives a message like this.
Chan-sai, it's like playing mahjong in heaven.
Hey, hey, I want to go on a date.
If Chan-sai is with me, I'm happy.
I want to show Chan-sai that I'm eating pudding.
I'm going to read it out loud.
That's scary.
I'm starting to get scared.
If you don't reply, you have to keep doing it.
You have to keep doing it until you get a reply?
That's right.
That's scary.
No, no, no.
It starts at one o'clock.
It starts at five o'clock.
I'm going to read it out loud.
This is a scary domain.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
You want to show Chan-sai that you're eating pudding?
You want to show Chan-sai that you're slurping pudding?
I want to show Chan-sai that I'm slurping pudding.
I want to show Chan-sai that I'm eating pudding.
No!
What's with that hobby of yours?
No!
You can only forgive your own son, right?
My son!
No!
You hate it, don't you?
I hate it.
With the support of the staff,
May 11th, when they answered Chan-sai's request for a date,
Chan-sai's message was filled with joy.
It was fun.
Thank you for coming.
Sorry for bringing you home early tomorrow.
No problem at all.
Oh, I forgot to kiss you.
It wasn't fun,
but I wanted you to transform into a happy person.
I wanted you to transform into a happy person.
I'm waiting for you.
You've felt danger from this area, right?
Yes.
The center, right?
Specifically, right?
And on May 20th,
Kuro-chan couldn't contain her overflowing feelings,
and sent this message via LINE.
First confession.
Ah, what is this?
Chan-sai,
I really like you.
No, I don't.
No, what are you doing?
Eh? I'm shaking my butt.
What's going on?
I'm shaking my butt.
Eh? What are you doing?
You're shaking your butt and confessing?
Eh? What's going on?
I really like you.
That's scary.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why are you confessing without knowing the reason?
Suddenly...
Wow, suddenly...
Um, Mihiro-san, please be quiet for a moment.
Don't talk.
We're all making this song.
If that's the case, I think you can talk.
Well, whatever.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Well, today we won't depend on the host.
Yes, um...
Once again, after consulting with the staff...
Yes, yes.
They asked Sae-chan to secretly film how the date was going.
I see.
Is it a video?
Yes, it's a continued video.
Because Kanzaki was worried...
The staff instructed them to secretly film how the date was going.
Here is the pattern.
Where are you looking at?
Eh?
Sorry, I said it too loud for someone I like.
Eh?
Eh, what?
Do you want me to teach you?
Yes.
Do you want me to teach you?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Sae-chan...
I'll let you two do it.
Yes.
I'll do it!
Excuse me, can I teach you?
Yes!
Wow!
Eh?
What's going on? What's this?
This was taken to a private hot pot restaurant,
and I really like it,
so Sae-chan is letting me do everything I want,
and I can ask for anything,
and Kuro-chan is paying for everything.
Kuro-chan is...
Oh, you know about that.
I know, but it's a little scary.
At first it was scary, right?
Where are you looking at?
I'm scared.
What happened?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay, everyone?
Mita-san?
Are you okay, Mita-san?
I'm cold now.
I have goosebumps.
Mita-san, are you crying?
No, I'm not.
I'm scared.
I can't do it anymore.
She's crying.
I remember it now.
She's crying.
She's a little crazy.
She's scared.
She's crying.
No, I was scared of that!
The speed of asking an old man to do it.
Ask an old man to do it?
Mita-san, you're crying. What kind of day do you think it will be?
Today is going to be the worst day of my life.
The worst day of your life?
The best day of my life.
Are you going to exterminate me?
I'm not going to exterminate you.
I'm not going to reproduce you.
I'm going to exterminate you today.
Okay, I'll do it properly.
Next.
After dinner,
Kuro-chan, who was excited,
said that one word in the taxi on the way home.
This is...
Yummy!
I'm seriously going to keep buying it.
Really.
Okay, here you go.
The one you like.
No way.
It's true. It's hard to keep up with you.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
Do you like me?
I like you.
What a day.
This is bad.
They say that a lot.
Sayuri, I like you.
Did you like it?
Do you touch me?
Maybe I started to bump my head.
You don't touch me anymore?
No, that's it.
Was it hard for you?
It's already a sub-evo battle, but I can't help it because they tell me to let it swim.
The date didn't connect.
Please be quiet for a moment.
Everyone is making it.
I was worried about you.
I'm sorry.
It's tough for Kimihiro-san.
I know you're aiming for it.
I don't know what you mean.
You want to do this like an iPhone, don't you?
No!
Kuro-chan, who has lost her memory, even said this.
You met him regularly, didn't you?
He said "let's celebrate my birthday" and "let's go on a date", so I did my best.
That's a lot of things.
It's a lot.
You're not just touching me.
I'm not just touching you.
You're not just touching me. You're just putting your hands down.
You're not just touching me.
You're not just touching me. You're just putting your hands down.
You have muscles.
Do I?
Yes.
You checked my boobs are soft, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You did.
You said "muscles" and...
No, I didn't.
You just said it.
What do you like about it?
I like it because it's soft.
What is this? It was really different!
It was really muscle-checking!
It's kind of gross that you're making fun of me like this.
I know, right?
It's different, but you're making fun of me.
It's cute.
It's really fun, though.
Ah, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
But you're not singing, are you?
It's coming.
Is that really what you believed in?
Belief...
Really?
A little.
I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
Oh, I see.
Was it only your arm that was touched?
Both of my arms.
Up to here.
What?
Wait a minute.
How far did you touch?
Up to where?
Around here.
What?
That's not it.
That's the worst.
What?
That's the worst.
What?
Apparently, there are muscles here.
There are muscles, but...
But...
They say you have to loosen those muscles.
You have to loosen them?
Yes, you have to loosen the muscles here.
You have to loosen them.
I'm scared.
There are lymph nodes, too.
There are lymph nodes, but...
But...
You can't let Kuro-chan touch you.
What are you doing with your face so loose?
I don't want you to touch me while you're lying.
I want you to touch me, so let me touch you.
That's gross.
Can I say something?
What?
There's no gentleman who says he's a gentleman himself.
That's true.
But he always says, "I'm a gentleman."
He says it from above and from below.
I'm a gentleman.
What is it?
Are you having an argument?
What is it?
Mita-san is crying.
Mita-san can't stand it anymore.
She's crying.
That's true.
You can't let him touch you while you're lying.
That's gross.
You can't say he's a gentleman.
Mita-san, what day is it today?
It's going to be the best day of my life.
I can't say it often.
That's what you said earlier.
Where did you say you wanted to go?
Alfain.
Where is it?
It's in Azabujuban.
It's a new SM-specific love hotel.
What?
What is it?
It's a love hotel.
And it's a SM-specific hotel.
What did you do, Ms. Ishioka?
I was surprised.
You were surprised.
That's right.
Have you ever been to Alfain?
I don't know.
You don't know.
As expected, you don't know.
I went there for a shoot.
You went there?
Yes.
What kind of place is it?
There are a lot of equipment you've never seen before.
It's like a distribution stand.
A distribution stand!
There are a lot of equipment you've never seen before.
I've never seen that before.
Let's go to the next one.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you've seen it before.
Where was it?
Ms. Kurosawa.
Did you go there?
Ms. Kurosawa!
You went there!
Good job!
Ms. Kurosawa, did you see it?
You're a gentleman, aren't you?
There's an emergency here.
I was meeting with Kurosawa and Kanzaki today.
It's 7 p.m., but I think it's a little too much.
I got a lot of messages.
Hurry up and answer it!
Wow!
I'm sorry I'm late!
Wow!
It's a telephone call, isn't it?
I'm sorry I'm late.
Are you okay?
It's okay to be late, but there's a penalty for that, isn't there?
Penalty?
Penalty for yourself?
You're going to get a penalty for yourself now!
You're going to die with yourself!
You're in a bad mood!
"Waiting Syndrome"!
There's a new one! "Waiting Syndrome"!
What do you think, Ichikawa-san?
This handwriting is terrible!
Look at Mita-san!
Mita-san, look this way!
Mita-san is crying!
Hurry up!
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
Today, we have something different for you.
For your information...
We've been preparing this prank for two months!
Here it is!
Hot Lotion Prank
What does that mean?
As you know, Kuro-chan loves lotions.
I used to drink them.
Kanzaki-san and Kuro-chan are going to eat at a restaurant nearby.
When they're in a good mood, Kanzaki-san invites them to a love hotel.
It's here.
There's a mat in the room where you can play lotions.
Kanzaki-san, who used to like ASMR, invites them to play lotions.
But one day, Kanzaki-san and his mom change rooms and put hot lotions on all of Kuro-chan and invite them to play lotions.
His mom?
Today...
His mom is here to invite Kanzaki-san and Kuro- chan to play lotions.
Kanzaki's mom?
Yes.
Really?
That's so embarrassing.
Kanzaki-san?
Yes.
How often does your mom say yes?
First, they make Kuro-chan stay at an izakaya.
When things get good, they go to a love hotel.
However, Kanzaki brings her into ASMR play with a setting called "dress".
Lastly, while Kuro-chan is blindfolded, he switches with his mom and plans to put hot lotions on her.
That's nice.
But mom, judging by how you were touched and how you were seduced, you must have been angry.
That's right. I feel sorry for you.
I knew it!
She feels sorry for you!
But at this rate, it's possible that your mom will say yes, too!
What?!
It's okay!
Are you a parent and child?
I'm scared!
Your daughter is being invited to ASMR now.
I can't forgive you.
I can't believe you.
Let's do it.
Please say it out loud.
Mom, will you do it for me?
Yes.
She must avenge her daughter.
She must protect her daughter.
That's right.
Okay.
Let's see if Kanzaki-san is at an izakaya.
An izakaya? An izakaya video?
Oh, and what about Kuro-chan?
Oh, there she is!
Kanzaki-san and Kuro-chan have promised to eat together and have arrived at an izakaya.
Kuro-chan is here.
Let's send her a message.
She's looking at her phone.
Is she angry?
Why is she crying?
She's hitting something, too!
Is she coming?
Which one is faster?
She's angry!
She's scary!
So, how much...
She's angry!
She hasn't replied yet.
I heard that she's like an Ultraman.
She hasn't replied at all.
She hasn't even frowned.
She's looking at me with such a scary look!
She's looking at me like this.
Is she laughing?
Shiwachi.
Is she laughing at "shiwachi"?
Does she say "shiwachi"?
Is she not laughing?
What will she send me?
Will she send me something?
No, she won't.
Maybe she'll send me something else.
Oh, here it is!
She'll help me, right?
shiwachi.
She's not laughing.
She's not laughing at all.
Even when she's nervous, she doesn't laugh at all.
I'm going now!
Be careful!
She's aiming for it.
She wants to do it right away.
She might be done.
She thinks it's a chance.
The one who says "I don't feel bad" is the worst.
She's about to break.
She's not good at dancing.
She's coming!
How will she react?
Will she be angry?
She's coming!
I'm sorry!
After the announcement, she's going to dance!
Wow!
First of all, let's make Kuro-chan excited at the izakaya!
Wow! She's really late! She's super late!
She's super late!
But you know what? She's really cute!
Oh, yay!
She's cute, isn't she?
Albena is cute, too.
She's cute, isn't she?
Oh, wow! She looks like Tako-san Wiener.
Tako-san Wiener?
It looks good.
It looks good. Can we eat it?
Can we eat it?
It feels good!
Mom, Tako-san Wiener, can we eat it?
It's a little weird.
It's really weird.
The news is weird, isn't it?
By the way, I was wearing only one of these.
I sent you a message earlier, didn't I?
I sent you a message earlier in the evening.
I was walking in Shibuya wearing only one of these.
Did people look at me a lot?
Did I wear it?
But it's a basketball ball, isn't it?
Sentai.
Sentai changed its name and it's a basketball ball now.
Didn't you know that before?
Minus one point?
Minus one point!
Make it a point!
Kuro-chan is in a good mood enough not to worry about it.
I think I'll win if I get 69 points.
Why 69 points?
You said you wouldn't do it.
I don't know. It's the opposite of Kuro-chan.
It's rock.
I think I'll win if I get 69 points.
Really?
I think it's different.
I don't think so.
You're quick to change your mind.
Cheers!
Thank you for your hard work.
It's sweet.
It's good.
Beer in the morning and in the afternoon.
Did you know about this place?
Shibuya?
If you don't come up here, you can't eat much.
Where did you bring me?
She's doubting you.
Really?
She's jealous of you.
You're cute.
You're not good at games.
Kuro-chan is funny.
I've never seen anyone like you.
I'll fire it.
It doesn't work. It doesn't go back if you look out.
It's a good memory.
It's really like this.
Can you hear me? If you can hear me, put your hand on your head.
Please put your hand on your head.
I'm hungry.
I can hear you.
Can you give me some instructions?
Can you do me a favor?
Sayuri, listen to me.
You really like me, don't you?
I don't like you.
I remembered it.
I really remembered it.
Do you like me?
I like you.
Really?
I'm embarrassed.
I'm happy.
I'm so happy.
Put your hand on your head.
Is it a dog's paw?
It's a dog's paw without a glass.
It's a dog's paw from that angle.
It's a dog's paw.
Do you drink awadake and show your cuteness?
Why do you drink awadake and show your cuteness?
What's the effect of it?
What are you drinking, Chromatea?
I don't know yet.
Are you okay, Chromatea?
I'm not that drunk.
You're amazing.
I'm not drunk.
I haven't made a fuss in Chromatea High School.
She doesn't even work, but she smiles and gives everything back.
Why do you explain it?
It's funny.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
It wasn't funny at all.
It was funny.
She's been pranked a lot of times, so she's cautious.
But this time, it's been a long time.
I think she's relieved.
She hasn't noticed it yet.
It's different from the usual prank.
She's been pranked for a long time.
She's getting angry.
She's fast. She must have been exercising.
She's getting angry.
London is different today.
Really?
Are you an adult?
I'm not an adult.
I like that balance.
She's in a good mood and confesses her love.
I know.
Call her "Kuro-lin" at a good timing.
Thank you, Kuro-lin.
Kuro-lin?
What?
You're talking like Chien-lin.
I'm not talking. I'm just talking.
Hello, Kuro-lin.
Her love for Kuro-lin has increased even more.
She started getting a lot of side dishes.
I'm in a good mood because of Kuro-lin.
When you're drinking with someone you like, do you use Twitter?
I'm jealous.
Do you use Twitter?
Yes.
Line?
Text?
Yes.
Are you my junior?
Yes.
If you really like Sarah,
can you use Line with me?
No.
When you're drinking with someone you like...
If you really like Sarah,
can you drink with me?
Why?
Is it important for you?
No.
It's not about people you like.
It's about people you like.
Really?
Yes.
If it's not about people you like, I won't do it.
It's about people you like.
I'm doing it now.
You're doing it?
She stopped drinking.
She looked like a foreigner.
She stopped drinking.
She's staring at me.
Is she in love with me?
She's in love with you.
I'm sorry.
I'll punish you.
No.
I'll punish you if you're late.
I want to know what you're going to punish me with.
What do you want me to punish you with?
Ask her.
What do you want me to punish you with?
What are you going to do?
You're punishing me.
What are you going to punish me with?
What you have now is...
Kabe-don or...
Abuku-i?
Abuku-i or Kabe-don or...
Yuka-don.
Yuka-don!
Kabe-don or Yuka-don.
What are you going to punish me with?
I'm going to punish you with Yaburi.
I want to know what you're going to punish me with.
I'm going to punish you with Yaburi.
I can't hear you.
Kuro-chan can't hold back her feelings for Kanzaki and Chansai.
After this, the shocking truth will be revealed.
I don't want you to watch it!
I'm glad you're happy.
You're going to take this kind of thing.
You look like a gyaru.
I always feed you.
Are you giving it to me?
Take a picture of me.
Give me a wink.
She took a picture and posted it on Twitter.
After that, she didn't expect it.
She drank it.
She put her mouth on Chansai's cup.
You have your own cup, don't you?
I do.
Why?
I want to know what you're going to punish me with.
I just ate sashimi.
You're stupid.
I'm not stupid.
Are you drunk?
I think you're drunk.
Are you drunk?
She puts her mouth on Chansai's cup without knowing it.
This is a nightmare.
What's wrong with you?
The beer is delicious.
It's delicious.
The beer is delicious.
It's delicious.
Why don't you drink it?
I'm not drinking it.
She drank it.
It's disgusting.
Why are you spreading your hands?
I've never seen such a hobby on TV.
But I'm sure she's not just my daughter.
She's an adult.
She's an adult, isn't she?
Does she do it a lot?
She's a pervert.
What is it?
She hides and leaves someone behind.
Is she really like that?
She's a bad person.
Fu-chan, you shouldn't be filmed.
She somehow keeps it to herself.
She's not a bad person.
Once you're caught up in reality.
But the nightmare wasn't over just like that.
Where did you work out?
Ask me where I worked out.
Where did you work out today?
I'll tell you where I worked out.
Where?
At the gym.
At the gym?
She's coming out!
She touched me at this timing.
Where did you work out?
If I were a genius,
I would have touched you.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary!
It's like a dance of Grisley.
It was scary.
You can't escape from here.
Let's put up a wall.
Your boobs have gotten bigger, haven't they?
Have my boobs gotten bigger?
That's amazing.
Is it "me"?
"C"!
It's important.
"C"!
It's "C".
"C" and "b" are completely different.
You've been saying "boobs" for a while now.
Don't you want to touch them?
Why do you want to know about my boobs?
You said it yourself.
Did I say it?
You've been saying "boobs" for a while now.
It's not about boobs.
You've been saying "boobs" for a while now.
Your left hand is bigger.
Do you want me to touch you, Siro-chan?
You want me to touch you, don't you?
You don't want me to bite you, do you?
I want you to bite me!
I close my eyes every month and crush one of my five senses and make it better by biting you.
That's why you're my number one fan.
What? I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying.
I'm not Italian, but I'm saying it.
Don't speak Italian.
I don't know what you're saying.
Do you want me to touch you?
How much?
Do you want me to take your money?
If you say you want me to touch you, do you want me to touch your boobs?
Do you want me to touch you?
Print it out.
If you're both cute and not cute...
I don't know if I should touch cute girls or not cute girls at all.
Try to figure out if you're going to touch Mikami or Mihiro or Mikami.
Mikami and Iwa-chan, how much do you want me to touch you?
Would you like Iwa-chan to touch your boobs?
You can't see her face when she's kissing you on the cheek.
It's nonsense.
I'm sorry.
Why do you think like that?
I'm sorry.
Why do you think like that?
I don't think like that.
How much is it?
100,000 yen.
100,000 yen?
Isn't it cheap?
It's not cheap.
How about you, Minato?
She's cute, but she doesn't have big boobs.
You know it well, don't you?
Why do you know it?
It's not cheap.
How much is it?
It's not cheap.
20,000 yen.
20,000 yen?
Isn't it cheap?
It's not cheap.
How about you, Minato?
She's cute, but she's older than me.
How about you, Minato?
She's older than me.
Be honest with me.
I'll drink it.
It's cold.
How about you, Minato?
It's 1,000 yen.
1,000 yen?
It's cheap!
It's not cheap!
Mito-san...
Mito-san's boobs...
Mito-chan is like an official idol.
Like Inogi-zaka and Keyaki-zaka?
No, Inogi-zaka and AKB.
Oh, I see.
How much are your boobs?
My boobs?
Mito-san's boobs.
How much are they?
Mito-chan's?
To be honest...
It's a little expensive.
But I think you can drink a lot of it while you're shooting.
If you think about it...
I think it's about 100,000 yen.
100,000 yen?
What are you talking about?
It's a lot of combined numbers, isn't it?
But you won first place this morning, didn't you?
Next year is really a chance.
You won first place, didn't you?
No, it's a chance.
You were fifth last year.
You remember it well, don't you?
Yes, I do.
No, it's a chance.
It's a chance.
You're eating on the floor, aren't you?
Have you ever had a joint kiss?
No, I haven't.
Huh?
I was wondering if you had a joint kiss.
Didn't you just talk about it?
Have you ever had a joint kiss?
She said it without thinking about licking the cup with a joint, Kuro-chan.
No, it's not like that.
I have an image of it.
It's a chance.
What's going on?
You're timing it well.
That's amazing.
My mom is a little out of control.
Are you okay?
I know.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I've never had this before.
I don't know how to eat it.
I'll feed you.
I don't know how to eat it.
I'll feed you.
Are you going to feed me?
Can you open your mouth?
I'm sure you're misunderstanding.
Eat my fingers.
I'm buying foreign goods.
What is it?
Open your mouth.
Open it up.
More, more, more.
What is it?
What's going on?
I'm scared.
I'm getting dizzy.
She let him eat it.
At last, she's eating it herself.
If you like me so much, what benefits will you get if you go out with me?
Do you really like me?
Sometimes I think you're not serious about me.
I don't think you're serious about me.
Sometimes I think you're not serious about me.
Sometimes I doubt you.
Do you really like me?
I like you very much.
If you go out with me, what benefits will you get?
Please tell me five benefits.
First, I will hug you very much.
That's not a benefit.
Second, I will hug you very much.
Third, I will tie you up.
Fourth, I will pick you up.
I will pick you up.
Fifth, I will leave you alone.
I will leave you alone.
Sixth, I will imprison you.
Are you okay?
She said she will imprison you.
I'm scared of this.
I want you to be free.
I'm doing this kind of work.
I don't think I'm qualified to tell you what you're doing or imprison you.
I want you to be free.
I want you to go out with me only when you're in trouble.
Kuro-chan starts talking about the most normal things.
I'm not the type of person who tells you to follow me.
I'm free to do whatever I want.
Finally, I will tie you up, pick you up, and leave you alone.
Wait a minute.
And the conversation gradually turns into Kuro- chan's favorite SM talk.
I'm just thinking about it.
It's going to be a big deal if you pick me up.
I'll keep an eye on you.
Kuro-chan, is it S or M?
Kuro-chan, it's M, right?
It's basically M.
Which one?
It's basically M.
But if you put it in here, it's S.
What do you mean?
If you put it in here, it's S.
I'm scared.
If you put in a switch...
It's a physical thing.
What is it?
If you put in something, the switch seems to turn on, Kuro-chan.
I asked you what you put in.
And Kuro-chan is in trouble.
Put your chin up.
I'm scared.
What are you doing?
What do you put in to make it S?
How do you make it S?
Tell me.
I'm scared.
Mom! Mom!
Are you okay?
It's getting a little funny.
It's getting funnier and funnier.
I'm scared.
What do you mean?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's going on?
If you put in an important place, the S switch will turn on.
The tension is rising even more.
I like cheeks.
Why?
I like girls' cheeks.
If you're a girl, anyone is fine.
I'm not lying.
I'm telling you.
I'm not lying.
You've been telling me all the time.
Really?
Can you swear?
I'm not lying.
Yes.
I can swear.
I told you I'd protect you.
You're talking in front of me.
I'm serious.
I told you.
I like you as a lover.
I told you I like you as a lover.
That's why I'm telling you I want to do my best.
I'm not approaching you.
Approach?
I like you, but I don't want anything more than that.
We date more than half of the week.
Are you having fun?
What?
I'm not.
Why?
I'm not doing anything.
When did you go there?
She closed her ears.
She's cute.
She pushed me away and closed my ears.
She was like "That's gross!"
Her patience is running out.
Chansai is trying to overcome her patience.
I will be honest with you.
You say you like me.
You say you want to date me for more than half a week.
I think you like me.
But you don't say anything about it.
Sometimes I think you're not serious.
I think it's time for you to change.
What do you want me to do?
She is very mature.
What do you want me to do?
She is trying to be cool.
What do you want me to do?
You say you like me.
You say you want me to date me for more than half a week.
I like you if you like me.
If you want me to date you, I want you to date me.
I want you to date me.
I want you to hug me.
I want you to do anything you want me to do.
I like you straight.
I like you because you are easy to understand me.
I like you because you are mature.
Love is like that.
Love is not something you think about.
Love is like that.
I want you to do anything you want me to do.
Don't say you want me to do anything you want me to do.
I don't want you to do anything you want me to do.
I don't think it's good to end it like this.
She is trying to be cool again.
But she finally reveals her true feelings.
Do you want me to hug you?
Yes, I want you to hug me.
After she is trying to be cool, a clerk comes and takes her back.
She is trying to be cool.
What's wrong with you?
Don't say you want me to hug you.
Say it straight.
Love is like that.
Do you want me to do anything you want me to do?
You look sad.
She can't stop saying she wants to hug her.
I want to marry her.
I think she is funny and kind.
And she is cool.
I can't live without a strange woman.
He can't live without a strange woman.
He is said to be a crazy man.
I want to marry her.
I want to know more about her.
I want you to give me some important information about love and dating.
He has decided it.
Let's go.
They are inviting her to a hotel.
I exchanged LINE messages with her.
At first, I was scared.
I was worried that she would attack me.
I was very anxious.
I was scared of going out for a meal.
But when I saw her talking to me,
I started to care about you.
The last word is this.
I honestly feel that you like me.
Did you feel it?
When did you feel it?
Kuro-chan's love for youkai is too strong for her.
So, we will continue this story.
Kuro-chan and Chan-sei are going to a love hotel.
The shocking reality of youkai Kuro-chan continues.
Really?
Let's go!
Kuro-chan's mother who wants to hug Kuro-chan gets on the scene.
Youkai Kuro-chan will not let you escape.
If you don't watch it, you will regret it.
No, no, no!