AISubs v3.5
It's a prize!
Wow!
Thank you!
I can't read this!
You guys should know!
It was a shame about World Cup!
We lost but...
we made it better and came back!
You guys did a good job!
You should see it too!
You guys make it better!
The dressing room is dirty, and so is that place!
Please clean up my body and mind!
I can't say what I want to say in this world, so I should be able to say anything in this world!
You want me to say what you want me to say, don't you?!
Go ahead and say what you want me to say!
It's getting hot and I'm getting thin, but why do men look at you like that?
Do you only look at my chest?!
No!
Don't only look at my boobs, look at my face and talk, you idiot!
Is that so?!
That's right! You only look at me, you only look at my boobs!
Look at my face and talk!
Are you okay?! Is your nipple standing up?!
My nipple is always standing up!
Her nipple is also...
She's also got a sore neck!
How are you feeling? Are you okay?
It's hot every day, aren't you stupid?!
You weren't born on earth!
You're disgusting!
Don't say things like that!
I'm sorry for your father and mother!
I can't live anymore...
No! Don't say things like that!
It's good, it's good! The number of piercings is increasing! It's good, it's good!
It's bad, isn't it?!
It's good! It's getting better!
It shows the instability of the woman!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Don't increase it anymore!
It's good!
If you're alive, it means everyone is alive!
I'll continue to live!
It's fun!
Natsume?! Who are you?!
Huh?!
Who are you?!
I'm Natsume Hanami...
The other day, I posted a picture of me winking on Twitter...
And people commented that it was dirty!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Don't say it! What was that?!
What?!
What?! What's wrong?!
Isn't it terrible?!
It's terrible, isn't it?! It's dirty!
I don't know, so can you do it for me?
How do you do it?
Like this...
Idiot! Only people who are disabled can do this!
It hurts!
Idiot! Don't do it when you're old!
Don't do it when you're old!
People will comment!
Idiot! Only people who are disabled can do this!
I'll continue!
It hurts!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Idiot!
Go back! Go back!
Idiot!
The other day, I posted my swimsuit on facebook, and it got deleted.
Is it that ugly?
It's true!
Did you get reported?
No, I got reported and deleted.
What?
And I have a Facebook account, so my enemies are in my family.
Your family is reporting you, right?
Yes.
Aren't you afraid of them?
No, but they did a great job.
Why?
You can't wear ugly swimsuits.
No, no.
What kind of swimsuits were you wearing?
Just a bikini.
That's a spam report.
Is that a spam report?
It is, it is.
What?
Who?
What?
Who?
What?
Honey, what's wrong?
What?
What's wrong with you?
I went to a hair salon because I was going to give my hairdresser 60,000 yen.
Then it became an antique short.
What's this?
Is this correct?
What's this?
Wow!
But it suits you.
It's cool.
Is it cool?
Didn't you just cut yourself with a rusty knife?
Did you use scissors?
Is it a technique?
Do you like it?
Yes.
I hope you like it.
I bought it.
You look like Mr. Holland Chiak.
You say that a lot.
It's hard to set up.
I was beaten up today.
You were beaten up?
I was beaten up today.
I see.
It can't be helped.
Thank you.
I was surprised.
It's been a while since I saw a shock like that.
If it's fashionable, it'll go too far.
Thank you.
Customers!
This dress is very cute!
It looks thin.
Men will definitely turn around!
If you turn around even once, I'll kick you out of the store!
Shut up!
But isn't it because of the clothes?
The clothes are pretty cute. It was a big hit in the store.
Really?
Yes.
The atmosphere is lame.
What?
It's my problem.
It's my fault.
Then it's my fault.
Stop it. It's lame. It's too lame.
It's cute.
Right?
You can also choose clothes.
It's a shame.
If you come to a store that suits you...
Don't wear overalls.
It suits you.
Let's continue!
Hey, Itsuka!
You're wearing glasses and wearing glasses.
I'm the only one wearing glasses!
Why?
I know you're wearing glasses...
But you're not wearing contact lenses!
You're wearing fake glasses!
I'm not wearing contact lenses!
So what happens if you wear contact lenses?
You were wearing contact lenses!
I wasn't wearing contact lenses! I was wearing contact lenses!
You were first!
I was first?
You were first!
I was first!
You'll wear contact lenses later!
Humans are scary!
You're not allowed to wear glasses!
But...but...But...
I'm not wearing contact lenses!
You're not allowed to wear contact lenses!
Do it like this!
It's slippery!
There's a big hole in the lens!
How big?
There's a big hole in the lens!
No, no, no!
Take it off!
It's slippery, though!
Happy New Year!
Hey! Look at Kuro-san who is slipping again today!
Oh, really?
You know, you couldn't lick Kuro-chan's knee the other day, right?
So you were really depressed.
Is it really sex or whatever?
You're back to your childhood! You're about to go back to your childhood!
Seriously, there's nothing anymore!
Sensei, what do you mean? Is it sex or whatever?
There's a reason why Kuro-chan couldn't lick it.
The reason why there's no female hormones is because she's definitely not having sex.
I see.
If you can't have sex, is it okay if it's whatever?
It's totally okay if it's whatever!
Female hormones don't smell at all anymore.
So you're not having sex?
I'm not having sex, but my acquaintances tell me that I haven't had a boyfriend for about a year.
So I want to be a better woman!
It doesn't matter!
Why? Why?
It's a shame you don't have a boyfriend.
Seriously, don't you want to have a boyfriend for about seven years?
I don't, but...
Look at her!
Look at her! Look at her!
What's wrong with you?
That's not it! That's not it!
What's wrong with you?
This is a job that will make you jump into a river!
What kind of job is that?!
Let's choose a job!
Please!
Please do it yourself!
Let's do it!
Say "let's do it"!
Let's do it!
No...
No!
Ms. Kurota andiltious scream continued with a dream!
It was a dream!
In the last spring of the season, let's have fun at the "luscious live"!
The last spring of the season!
It is the last spring of the season!
It's a simple message.
It's the last spring of the season!
That's right!
That's right, this is the last spring of the season!
You'd better remember it.
That's right, the last spring of the season was fairystring this summer!
Yeah.
Let's do our best.
Yeah.
Let's do our best.
Yeah. We'll do our best.
Yeah.
Alright.
I got it.
Everything you say now can be your strength.
Because you'll be the last one.
Yeah.
Let's do our best.
I think you're saying good things.
Yeah.
Happy New Year!
Yeah!
Alright.
Oh, today is also Yuga and Mrs. Desco.
Um, the other day...
In order to order a black bag...
I bought a crocodile.
What?!
That's all.
What?!
That's all?!
That's not the mission.
Crocodiles have different ages.
Yeah.
I'm four years old.
You're four years old?
I'm not sure if I'm four years old or not, but...
They recommended me a four-year-old crocodile.
Crocodile's body?
Body.
Yeah.
Even if it's a body, it's dead.
But it has a face and a tail.
And it's made of one piece of skin.
Wow!
They lined it up in the hotel room.
Yeah.
And they asked me which one I'd like.
For real?!
So I tried posting a picture of a crocodile on Twitter.
But it was too cruel, so I stopped.
That's true!
Yeah!
That's...
Wow!
How much was it?
400,000 yen.
Huh?!
Cheap!
Surprisingly cheap!
Cheap!
It was surprisingly cheap.
Yeah.
But it was 2 million yen for a black bag.
I see!
Wow!
Are you putting it in a bag?
Yeah, I think I'll put it in a clutch bag.
Wow! A clutch bag?!
Wow!
A spare face is perfect!
What do you do with it?
A spare face...
Do you put your wallet in it?
I don't know, but...
A spare face is perfect.
Yeah.
So that's how you do it!
Wow!
I'm glad you asked!
Next!
Bye!
Hello!
Sunscreen is banned in Hawaii!
AV actresses are banned from sunscreens!
What should I put on?
Lotion?
I'll get sunburned!
I'm sunburned!
Don't say "pepe"!
I don't know how to put lotion on.
There are lotions.
Except for "pepe".
You can rest once at work.
There are lotions.
Only "pepe"?
What are you talking about?
You're right.
There are lotions.
Finally, Ms. Yasuko!
Do you have any?
I always say it.
I went to a abandoned elementary school in Shikoku.
A leather jacket followed me when I moved.
I thought I could live if I had this leather jacket.
It's fun.
I want you to get angry.
There is a round water tank.
When I walk, a leather jacket follows me all the time.
When I turn around, a leather jacket follows me again.
It's cute.
I want you to get angry.
I'm glad I'm not angry at the end of the year.
I might die.
Please make new memories.
That's it for tonight's dance and dance white show.
Please look forward to the next corner.
Good evening, everyone. It's time for "Useless News".
I'm Yori Kogawa, a caster.
Our commentators are here with us today.
He's a dark and fragrant double-layered curry.
Good evening, I'm Shigeko Muroi. Thank you for joining us.
Thank you for joining us.
Tonight, we'll continue to tell you "Useless News" about Muscats, who have just joined us.
"Useless News" this week as well, right?
- That's right. - What's going on?
Now that we have the news, we'd like to read it for you.
A week ago, the World Cup Preliminary League Final Match between Japan and Poland, which was held the other day...
The fans voted in favor of the match.
Here's what the fans posted at the time.
Why?
Today, Japan will win 2-1.
What a pain in the ass!
What is this?!
- Isn't the result completely different? - It's different, right?
Ishioka, please don't predict the next one.
- Seriously, isn't that what they're saying? - Isn't that what they're saying?
This group is pretty serious.
That's why we didn't predict the next one.
That's not the problem! What a pain in the ass!
Apologize to Director Nishino.
- Director Nishino? - Director Nishino, we're watching you.
- We're watching you! - We're watching you!
- We're watching you. - We're watching you.
Director Nishino!
We're sorry!
What a pain in the ass! Apologize!
- You can't say that now. - You can't say that now.
- Let's move on to the next news. - Next!
Here's the next news!
"Eva Matsugouki," or "Matsuoka Rin,"
seems to be bitten by a crab every night.
We're sorry about that, so please look at this.
What a mess!
- Where is she? - What a mess! What is this?!
- Where is she? - Where did you sleep last night?!
- What a pain in the ass! - What is it?!
- Eva! - What a pain in the ass!
- Matsugouki, don't go crazy!
- Matsugouki!
- What's with you?! - Matsugouki, calm down!
Even if you come all of a sudden, we can't handle it!
If Matsugouki really gets angry, we'll eat you up!
- Matsugouki, watch out! - You're too slow!
- You got bit by a crab... - Let's move on.
- Here's the next news. - She sure has guts!
In a tweet by Kanzaki Sae-san, there was a worrying sentence.
- Kanzaki-san... - Here it is.
I envy people who are good at traveling and going out.
I can't walk at all anymore.
I think I have feelings of wanting to go.
Traveling is such a big event.
I can't go lightly, I'm scared, and I don't have energy.
Good morning, everyone.
- What's with you?! - What's with you?!
- Scary! Scary! - Scary!
- Good morning, everyone!
- Good morning! - You're not supposed to say "good morning"!
What a useless sentence. I'm worried about you, so stop saying weird things!
- That's right. - Is that so?
- Are you on medication? - No, I'm not.
- You're not?! - You're not?!
- You're not? - No, I'm not.
- You're not? - I'm okay.
- Are you really not on medication? - No, I'm not.
Let's move on to the next news.
- Here's a quick report! - Quick report!
- Yamane-san, who's in charge of unit managers... - Yamane-san!
- Her Twitter account name...
yamanebaba@julyhaschangedittobecarefulofsummerfla sh.
- What?! - Let me repeat that.
Her Twitter account name...
yamanebaba@julyhaschchangedittobecarefulsofsummer flash.
Shut up, old woman!
Even if you don't care about me, everyone cares about summer flash!
Shut up, you!
- I'm not that angry. - Your face is more painful!
- I'm not angry. - I know you don't care about me, old woman.
- You... - Thank you.
Let's move on to the next news.
Natsume Hanami-san, who's always posting illustrations on Instagram...
- Her new work has been released. - What are you talking about?!
- Here's her new work. - The teacher's...
- Oh? - Oh?
- What's that? - Huh?
- What... cup... is that? - It's a big "b".
It's a big "b" today.
- What do you mean?! - What's with you?!
- What's with you?! Are you still writing?! - That's enough!
- What do you mean?! - That's enough!
- Let me write freely! - What's with you?!
- Why do you always come up with things?! - Do you want to be a teacher?!
- Huh?! - Do you want to be a teacher?!
- No, it's not like that... - Do you want me to call you "Teacher Natsume"?
- No, I don't want you to call me that. - Are you "Great Teacher Fukui"?
- It has nothing to do with Fukui. - What's with you?!
- Stop it. Let me write freely. - Let's move on to the next news.
Kurosawa Mirei-san posted a picture of her nails on Instagram...
- Where is it? - ...and called it a "disgusting gross image."
Here is that picture.
- Huh?! It's true! - It's true!
- This is disgusting! - What is this?!
- Is it cherry blossoms?!
- This is disgusting! What is this?!
- It looks like an eyeball.
- You're happy, aren't you?!
- No, I'm serious. I can't see it.
- Just take it! It's not funny!
- What are you doing?! It's not funny!
- Why do you say that?!
- I'm just telling you the truth! You're annoying!
- Don't try to talk to me!
- Can't we talk to you?
- That's what you say!
- Shut up! You're talking nonsense.
- All you say is nonsense.
- That's enough! That's enough!
- All right. Let's move on.
- Idiot!
- Here's the next news.
- Usami Haru said...
- "The other day, I was full all day,"
- "but I ate a lot!"
- It's been a while, hasn't it?!
- Usachiya said...
- Usachiya?!
- What's wrong, Usachiya?!
- You were full all day, but you ate a lot?!
- You ate a lot, didn't you?!
- You can't be serious! It was delicious, wasn't it?!
- It was delicious, wasn't it?!
- It was delicious, wasn't it?! You're so cute, Usachiya!
- You can't be serious!
- What is this?!
- Say, "I ate a lot!"
- I ate a lot.
- You ate a lot, didn't you?!
- You can't be serious!
- Let's move on.
- I don't like this kind of news!
- Let's move on.
- Here's the next news.
- Usami Haru said...
- Again?!
- Usami Haru said...
- "The other day, I challenged myself to do a 'panchira' challenge."
- What kind of challenge is that?!
- Here's the video from that time.
- What?!
- 'Panchira' challenge...
- Oh, how cute.
- Oh, it's Usa-chan!
- It's Usa-chan!
- It's not 'panchira'!
- What are you doing?!
- What's wrong with you?!
- What?!
- Usa-chan!
- What are you doing?!
- What's wrong with you?!
- Regarding that video...
- Usa-san said...
- "You saw my panties, didn't you?"
- I didn't show you!
- I didn't show you, Usa-chan!
- It's a curse!
- What's wrong?!
- I thought you saw it for sure!
- But you did show me!
- I thought you saw it for sure!
- I thought you saw it!
- Then say, "Do you want to see my panties?"
- Do you want to see my panties?
- Usa-chan...
- You can't say that!
- Usa-chan...
- You can't say that!
- 'Panchira' challenge...
- You're being mean!
- Really, stop doing that dirty challenge!
- Stop it, Motoi!
- You can't say 'panchira'!
- Stop it!
- It's not 'panchira'!
- Then, here's the next news.
- This is from Fujiwara Akino-san...
- Did he do it again?
- The other day, he made a new Twitter icon.
- Here's that icon.
- A star?!
- What's going on?!
- It's annoying!
- Where did it go?!
- The next symbol...
- Where did it go?!
- The next symbol...
- You've done it! - What's this?! - Hurry up and show us! - What's this?!
- Show us now! - What's this?! - What's this?!
- This is embarrassing! - What's all this?!
- You've managed to get it. - You've managed to get it.
- What kind of face is that?! - What's wrong?!
- Do it now! Do it now! - Do it?
- Let me do it! Let me do it! - You did it! - You did it!
I can do it right away.
You're funny!
What's with that face?
What do you mean?
Do you have a face that you shouldn't make?
What?
Because you took it well!
I didn't.
Even if you're good at taking pictures, don't show me that face.
You have a look like that.
You look like you can't do anything about it.
Are you going to keep looking at me like that?
No matter what you look at me like that...
Because you took it off!
Are you going to keep looking at me like that?
It's about time.
Is it over?
That's all for today!
Midnight Wine Show!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Give me!
I'll die!
Give me!
I'll die!
What are you doing?
They say we are more erotic.
What?
What are you talking about?
We are not erotic.
We are a group of erotic people who hide their erotic nature with iron armor to mark "intellectual eroticism".
We are a group of erotic people!
Why? Why do you say that?
We are a group of erotic people!
Idiot! Idiot!
What do you mean by "a group of erotic people"?
Idiot! Idiot!
This is how it is.
This is how stockings are.
Idiot! Idiot!
We are erotic people who have our erotic nature fully exposed.
We are a group of erotic people who hide our erotic nature with iron armor.
We are erotic people! Idiot! Idiot!
Idiot! Idiot!
To make it clear which of us is erotic, let's do it.
Sexy Sekigahara, let's do it!
Idiot! Idiot!
Stop it! Stop it!
Your kickboxing is heavy!
It hurts! It hurts!
You practiced kickboxing so hard, but it still hurts!
Idiot! Idiot!
Stop it! Why?!
We are fighting!
Violence is no good for erotic people!
People behind us said we can hit you!
We don't want to hit you!
You idiot! We're fine!
What are you saying?!
We'll decide who's erotic!
What are you saying?!
Let me explain the rules.
We'll have two types of erotic.
We'll have you compete to see which of the two types of erotic is more erotic.
Are you good at it?
Okay, okay!
Which one of you is the best at it?
You're all idiots!
Let's start with Jirabisa.
Who will you choose first?
I'll go first.
Next is Moromiya.
Who is Moro?
Moro, you!
Moro, you're weak!
You're weak!
Don't say that!
Who is it?!
Don't say it!
It's Ichikawa!
I see.
What should we do with the first topic, Okubo-san?
Should we start with this topic?
Should we start with this topic, Okubo-san?
Let's start with papaya.
Let's start with chira.
Say "papaya" erotically!
That's it!
You can do it!
Can you do it, Moro?
I can do it! I can do it!
Let's do it, Moro!
Yes, yes, yes!
That's right!
You can do it!
You can do it, you can do it!
Chiramise Line!
Why?!
Shut up! Shut up!
Don't you dare!
Shut up!
Don't you dare!
I saw it the moment the papaya came in!
I thought "It came in! Papaya!"
Are you listening?!
Yes, we're listening!
We're listening!
Next up is the second round!
What will Shiramise-gun do?
Who will go? Who will go? Who will go?
Let's start with Yume!
All of a sudden?!
All right. What will Moroda-san do?
What will you do? Give up? Will you give up?
Give me a signal! Give me a signal!
You don't have one, do you?!
Give me your joker!
I have one!
Give me your joker!
You have too many jokers!
You have too many jokers! Where are you?!
Usa-chan?!
Yes, that's all I have!
Usa-chan!
Usa-chan! Is it the second Usa-chan?!
She doesn't have one!
Fine! I'll give you one, Usa-chan!
Fine!
Let's go with Usa-san for Moroda-san!
What will you do?
Let's do this!
Okay!
The theme is...pepperoncino!
Let's do it!
Let's do it the other way around!
From Moroda-san!
From Moroda-san...pepperoncino...say it loud and clear!
♪ pepperoncino...
Hey!
That's against the law!
Moroda-san, you're breaking the law!
Hey, you're breaking the law!
You're breaking the law!
Is it OK for you to say "pepperoncino"?
It's OK, but...
I don't think it's OK for you to say it like that.
I'll give you one more chance.
Say it again.
Here we go.
Ready, go!
♪ pepperoncino...
Hey!
That's against the law!
You're breaking the law!
That's against the law!
What do you mean "that's against the law"?
That's not against the law!
It's "pepperoncino"!
You're saying it with such a soft heart!
You're a moroda-san!
This is your last chance!
If you say it like that, you're breaking the law!
That's against the law!
♪ pepperoncino...
You're good!
You're cute!
Hey!
Moroda-san!
You're good!
This is how you do it!
I'm sick of this!
Are we done?
Today's mission...
Are we done for real here?
Are we done for real?
Are you okay?
Go see the doctor, you!
Pep...
Pepperoncino!
Oh, pepperoncino...
It's sick...
I'm sorry!
You're making a fuss again!
Go away! Go away!
Stop going there so often!
Matsugoki!
No, I'm not!
Matsugoki!
I'm not a Koshutoku!
I'm still a team!
House!
We're a team!
What's going on?
We're friends, right?
We're enemies, right?
We're friends, right?
You're just being rude!
I see...
You're nice, Shino.
Let's move on to the third round!
Who wants to go for shiramise?
Bokire, go.
Bokire!
Kurosawa!
Bokire!
What's going on?
Fujiwara, you go!
What should we do next?
That's enough.
Kurosawa, go for it!
The third round's winner is...
Toppogi!
Shall we start with Kurosawa?
Kurosawa's "toppogi".
Shall we continue with Fujiwara?
I can do it! I can do it!
Go ahead!
I can do it! I can do it! I can do it! I'm winning!
Who said it was the worst game?
All right! All right!
How was it?
I did it! I did it!
A losing match! A losing match!
Who is it? Who is it?
What's wrong with you?
Kiki, Kiki!
What's wrong with you?
It's such a salty match!
What's wrong with you?
No unfair match!
Why are you angry?
What a losing match!
What's wrong with you?
Next! Next!
Next!
Let's start with Natsume.
It's funny, but...
Next, Oroshi.
Oroshi...
By the way!
That's erotic!
That's not erotic!
Your panties were better.
Yes, yes. I think so.
You know what erotic is, right?
I know!
You know it!
You wrote it in such an interesting way.
Yes, you're right.
What are you doing?
I'm going to judge!
Judge!
Judge! By the way, who would you like to judge?
What should we do?
Ah, let's have a blind judge!
A blind judge!
A blind judge sounds good!
Next up is Morodashi. What will you do?
We can't win against Morodashi!
Then...
Let's bring out our strong candidates!
Are you ready?
Kankun-san!
It's getting interesting...
Here is the question.
It's from Hamesh Rodriguez.
Who will go first?
Let's start with Chiramise.
Tatsumi will go first. Ready, go!
Hamesh! Hamesh! Hamesh! Hamesh! Hamesh! Rodriguez!
Hamesh! Hamesh! Hamesh!
Hamesh! Hamesh!
It's like Japanese martial arts.
Let's start with Hamesh Rodriguez.
Hamesh! Hamesh! Hamesh! Hamesh! Hamesh! Rodriguez!
The seduction is great!
The seduction is amazing!
Amazing Hamesh!
Seduction is good!!
Seduction is good!
It's a beautiful combination!
So difficult!
Yaaaay!
Seduction was great!
You were wonderful!
Seduction was good!
The seduction is good!
It was good!
The music effect is made of the seduction.
We used it in the 6th round.
By the way, Ms. Fujin is going.
Ms. Fujin is going.
Show us what you've got.
What should we do?
If Ms. Fujin is going, we're going too.
Ms. Kojima!
Yay!
Let's go!
Ah...
Okuri-chan Manjuu Pan!
Yay!
Kuri-chan! Kuri-chan!
Women should grow up, you know!
That's right!
Manjuu-chan!
It's not like that!
This is like heaven!
Why is it Kuri-manjuu and Okuri-chan?!
I know, right?!
Because you should grow up!
Minami-san, here we go!
Give me Kuri-manjuu!
Ku...
Ri...
Manjuuuuuuu...
Po!
Po?
It's Manjuu-po!
It's Po!
Manjuu-po!
What is it?!
What's "po"?
No, no, no...
This is Manjuu-po!
What did you say?!
Wait! Order! Order!
Did you hear "po"?
Chiramise!
Next up! Next up!
Chiramise's team, Horan-chiyaki!
Horan-chiyaki!
What is it?!
There's someone who didn't say it!
There's someone behind you!
I'm...
What are you going to do?
How many rounds are left?!
Three rounds!
Please tell us!
Are you good at speaking?
Yes!
Here is the theme!
Simone Tiribocchi!
Simone Tiribocchi, you can do it!
Yes!
Can you do it?
Can you do it from "Chiramise"?
Chiramise, ready, go!
Ah! S-s-s-simo-mo-mo-ne...
Ti-tiri-bocchi!
What is this?
Simone Tiribocchi, you can do it!
Ah... S-s-s-simo-mo-ne...
Ti-tiri-bocchi!
Yes!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
Please don't look at me like that.
Let's move on.
Who will be in the Chiramise team?
Kuro-chan's friends.
There are still two people who are not in the team.
There is one lady who is not in the team.
Only you and Eva are in the team.
There is one more person who is not in the team.
Only you and Eva are in the team.
What did you say?
Only you and Eva are in the team.
Please let me go.
Only you and Eva are in the team.
I'm your ultimate choice.
Eva is holding the umbrella.
Eva can go.
- Come on! - Come on!
- This is... - Chinsuko.
- Yes, it's Chinsuko. - Okay, let's start with Chira.
Give me Chinsuko!
Eat it, eat it.
- Eat it, eat it. - It's good to start with, right?
- Eat it, eat it. - Use it up to one cup.
Use it up to one cup!
- Eat it, eat it. - It's bad for you!
Chins...
- Eat it! Eat it! - Eat it!
Chinsuko...
- Eva, Eva! - Eva, Eva!
- Eva, go for it!
Here you go, Eva Jachinsco!
Chin!
Eva! Eva!
She won't say Eva!
I don't know Eva's face!
Nooooo!
Chii!
Eva!
Chii! Chii!
Jachinsco!
Eva!
Nooooo!
She lost her game!
How was it?
The final match is...
Chirame vs...
Chico!
Eat!
Chico, don't eat! Talk!
Next is the final match!
The final match!
The final...
final...
grand final!
Grand final!
What are you talking about?
What do you want me to do?
Today you...
The final prize is...
a ginger roll!
Ms. Muroi, would you like it?
Ms. Muroi will give you a ginger roll.
[Muroi burned up with disgust]
I thought you would say Mr. Muroi.
I don't want you to get obsessed with his nonsense.
Mr. Muroi...
Aww, Mr. Muroi, you sure like cats, don't you?
You like cats.
Mr. Muroi...
Of course, you like cats.
Rui-san! Rui-san!
Rui-san was singing "nyao-nyao-nyao-nyao"
Mikira-san, would you like to sing "Chinjao Rose" by your aunt?
Here you go!
It doesn't go up right away.
Chi?
There's another one.
She ate it!
She ate the chicken.
Who did that?
What?
What's wrong with you?
You're like a bamboo roll.
What?
You stink.
You stink of eros.
Who said I stink of eros?
You've been looking at me like that for years.
I'm...
I'm.
Morodashi team still has a chance to win.
I'm confident in my skills.
The target match is post-it.
Who will go first?
Let's start with Morodashi team.
Kurosawa's post-it.
What are you trying to do?
I'm not trying to sing.
Eros.
Let's go.
Eros.
What is it?
You're trying to sing.
You can do it.
Go ahead.
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What a comedian.
Is that okay, Director?
I learned all about eroticism.
Please post it!
(screaming)
I knew you'd say it.
I imagined it.
So you said "it."
I put it in my own hole.
The concept of "cosplay" is amazing.
It's so cultural.
And the word "it" came up naturally.
How wonderful!
So the Chiramise team and Chiramise-gun won.
The winners will get all of the items used in the game...
as gifts.
Please take it with you.
You can eat it later.
I can't wait for the party.
That's all for now.
We were Sexy Sekigahara.
We have an announcement for you from Muscat.
If you want to watch "Midnight Wide Show" again, you can watch it for free for one week.
Also, Muscat's summer live tour "EBIS Muscat 1.5 - OKAGE SUMMER TOUR"
The tour is coming to an end.
"Nagoya" and "Bottom Line" will be held in Kawakiri.
"Osaka" and "Big Cat" will be held on August 5th.
"Tokyo" and "Oasis" will be held in To-han-mei.
"To-mei-han" will be held in To-mei-han.
Please check Muscat's official website.
We have an important announcement for you.
Kojima-san!
Yes, I'm Kojima Minami.
I'm graduating from EBIS Muscat.
I've learned a lot from Muscat for about three years.
I want to make good use of my experience and try various things as Kojima Minami.
The last live show will be held on August 24th.
Don't waste your time with each member for a second.
We will do our best for the last live show.
Please come to our live show.
Thank you for your time.
I see.
Are you going to do something else after you graduate?
Yes, I want to be alone.
I see.
Thank you for raising me.
You will do your best.
I will do my best until the end.
Yes.
Thank you.
That's all for today.
See you next week!
Bye bye!