AISubs v3.5
It's begun!
Everyone, it's begun!
Okay! World Cup Final Tournament!
It was unfortunate, but...
Yes!
Thank you, Japanese representatives, for this great match!
Thank you!
It was fun! It was fun!
I had a good time in the winter, too!
Your "face" is also...
Gudaku-daku-daku-daku-daku-daku-daku!
What are you doing, you brats?!
You can't say anything you want in this world, but if you put it on a dancing machine...
You can say anything you want, right?!
Yeah!
Tonight, let's dance and go all out!
Let's...
Da-dance-life-style!
Daku-daku-daku-daku-daku-daku-daku!
Overflowing, daku-daku-daku-daku-daku!
Aww, tell that daku-daku-daku-daku-daku that it's good!
Go!
Eva!
Eva?
It's Evangelion, isn't it?
I'm really mad at you two!
What's wrong?
Today, when I came to this site, I was smiling a lot.
From today, Eva will...
What?
She said "I'm Eva and I'm Matsugouki. Nice to meet you."
I've said it many times, but I'm not going to play with you!
Eva, you're amazing!
The quality is good!
It's like a cardboard box.
It's similar! It's of good quality!
The makeup artist did her best, too!
Eva! Eva!
I can't hear you!
Don't go wild!
Master!
Don't go wild!
Eva! Eva!
Eva!
We did it!
But it's still summer!
Are you okay?
A fire! A fire! A fire!
A fire is serious!
Be careful of fire!
I love fire!
Scary! Scary!
Let's continue!
Ijewera!
I'm counting on you!
I'm going to bite him!
You'll be killed by a horse!
Hey!
Ugly and fat people often wear knitted tights, but...
They stick out and become like boneless ham!
Yeah!
You're awesome!
Wait, wait! Look at the comments!
Do you think a net suits you?
Put it on! Put it on!
Bring your own!
Please look forward to it!
Oh, Mrs. Yuu...
Well...
There's something I want to tell you, new members.
When I joined Muscatz, I was a beginner in variety shows.
But now that I've met the members and McCoy-san,
and I've seen you all work hard, I think I can't stay like this.
I've changed little by little.
So don't be afraid of anything and take up the challenge!
Muscatz is by no means a glamorous world!
Do your best!
Message!
That's a long message!
I just wanted to say it!
I can't look like I'm motivated to join 21 people,
so I just wanted to say it.
I see, you wanted to say it.
We'll join 21 people, so we'll put in a lot of it.
It's too much!
But you said you were a beginner,
so I don't think you'll be able to do even half of it!
That's right!
But we'll do our best!
We'll do our best!
I'm not sure about half of it...
You don't cry over Popeye, do you?
Yes...
Only Kuro-chan cries, right?
I hate Kuro-chan.
You hate Hiza-kun, right?
Be careful of Hiza-kun and new members!
There might be some conflict between you two!
Will you all hang in there? Hang in there!
Help me!
Shino-chan...
I'm scared of new members.
No!
Are you scared?
You'll get a lot of bad comments!
I'm scared of that, too.
What do you do if you don't get rejected?
That's...
That's negative!
Right?
You have weapons, don't you?
Yes!
Do you?
I'm not sure about that...
You do, don't you?
You're always with Yuteki-san!
The number of piercing holes is the best right now, right?
It's the best!
Only Tatsumi-san is pregnant right now.
I understand!
You should curse the new members!
I understand!
You should curse them!
I'll curse them!
Curse them!
If you curse them...
It's okay!
If you curse them...
It happens every year!
That's right!
Every year... What do you mean?
Every year!
A lot of young people curse you!
It happens!
If you're scared of it, it'll end!
That's right!
It's always like that!
It's okay! Do your best!
Mom!
Hey, Tamori!
Hm? Tamori?
Why do you always have a private appointment
and end up getting sick every single day?
Don't you want to see me that much in private?
That's a little...
I know! She's always like that!
Every single time, she's like this!
Wait. I tore it off.
No?
She ate it.
We've arrived.
Aren't you in the middle of the back?
How is it?
Are you okay in the back?
Let's have you look in the back.
I can't.
You have a lot of hair.
I've cut it up.
You have a tricky hairstyle.
What do you think?
What did you say?
I don't know what you said.
Everytime I call you in advance.
"Are you free today?" "Yes, I am."
Let's go eat.
But a few hours before the date...
I'm sorry, I have a fever.
I have a stomachache.
What do you think?
I don't want to go.
Straightforward.
I don't want to go.
That's what it is.
I won't invite you anymore.
We can't help it.
You don't want to go, right?
If you don't want to go, just say it.
Just say you don't want to go.
Just say it.
Miss Rigiya!
You're doing well today, Miss Rigiya!
Yes! P Channel finished filming the show the other day.
Our guests are... Yoshizawa, Tatsumi...
and Subu!
You guys are doing a great job!
Miss Rigiya praised me!
How did it go, Koi-san?
It went well. I was surprised.
I'm happy.
They made us do a lot of shows.
I punched them in Hanataka.
That's what you do in school.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
My sister praised me.
I'm happy.
Let's do our best today, too.
Let's do our best.
See you later.
My cousin's older sister, who I've been longing for since I was little...
...was a man!
What do you mean?
Your cousin's older sister?
Yes, my cousin's older sister, who I've been longing for since I was little...
...was a man.
So you found out recently?
She hasn't told me recently, but...
How did you know?
When I went to my grandma's party, my grandpa called me "Tomoyuki".
Doesn't that mean your grandpa is a little crazy?
No, it doesn't!
Your older sister was Tomoyuki?
She was Tomoyuki.
She's such a beautiful older sister.
Let's root for Tomoyuki!
We'll root for you, Tomoyuki!
That's great!
Nice to meet you!
I know why Japanese people don't have sex!
Thank you for saying that!
Japanese people don't get too excited.
Women have too much sex.
So let's have more women on men...
...and shake our butts!
Wow!
That's amazing!
So you found out recently?
When we were shooting the music video...
...I did something weird.
That happens a lot.
I thought weird things were hard for girls.
But I also thought it felt good.
But I didn't do it in private.
I didn't think Japanese girls were weird at all.
Men don't have sex when they get older.
They get tired of it.
Let's do it!
It's such a detailed work!
I'm so proud of you!
Let's root for you, Tomoyuki!
Thank you!
Let's root for you!
Thank you!
Let's root for you!
Nice to meet you!
Can you root for me?
I'm rooting for you right now.
Is it okay?
Don't root for me!
I can feel water coming out of the air conditioner!
What do we do?
Did you clean it?
I did, but...
There's a lot of water coming out.
I'm wearing a beanie.
She's wearing a beanie.
What do we do?
Can you call me when you have water problems?
Thank you!
You can do it!
Thank you!
I'm sorry for making you say embarrassing things.
I thought you lived in a place like that.
I'm sorry for making you live in a place like that.
Next!
Minami!
Hey! Everyone who loves music videos!
If you bump into it and accidentally get it in your eye, you might get an eye disease.
Be careful, okay?
If a boy bumps into it and accidentally gets it in his eye, he might get an eye disease.
He might get an eye disease and if it gets in his eye, it gets really red and swollen and hurts.
So be careful, okay?
Thank you for teaching me, okay? Be careful, okay?
Be careful, okay?
Okay, last one! Yasko-san!
Are you mad?
No, I'm not.
The other day, I was in an airplane wearing a panty that I ate into my butt like a tea bag.
And I was stabbed in the butt by a weird bug!
Who put weird bugs on my seat?!
Who did it?!
Is it a bad thing?!
I was stabbed by weird bugs!
Aren't you a director?!
Don't you want to show us?!
Hey, everyone!
How do you show it?!
Hey, hey!
I think you're getting too excited!
No, I'm not getting too excited!
I'm not getting too excited!
Hey, come over here!
You should show us!
Just show your skin!
You don't know it's your butt?!
Everyone, look at it!
How is it?!
Here?!
It's weird! It's weird!
It's scary!
It's weird! It's weird!
It's weird!
Maybe the doctor is watching us!
Can you look at it?!
The doctor is only using the cup well!
Only the cup!
Why is it yellow?!
I'm sure it's like this!
Can't you see where it's gone?!
Which camera?!
Can you look at it?!
Only the cup!
Can you see it?!
It's like this!
It's scary! It's scary!
Doctor! Doctor!
What kind of insect is it?!
Doctor! What kind of insect is it?!
Please tell me!
Is there a doctor?!
Can you look at it?!
It's scary! It's scary!
It's a serious problem!
See you next year!
Good evening, everyone! It's time for "Useless News"!
I'm the caster, Kogawa Iori!
The commentator is this person!
Recently, I'm worried about the smell of scabies! I'm Muroi Sugiko! Thank you in advance!
Thank you in advance!
Yes! What's wrong with you today?
It's not a pinheel!
It seems like a pinheel caught a cold.
He caught a cold! It's useless!
What did you do? The guy from Friday?
Yes, I slept with him naked and caught a cold at night.
It's useless! He's always doing what he's supposed to do!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
It's useless! It's in there!
That's right!
Well, I'd like to tell you about "Useless News" of the mascots who came in tonight!
First of all, is there any news? Is there any news?
Yes! First of all, this news!
Kurosawa Mirei, who skates all year round, seems to have skated in the picture she posted on Twitter the other day!
Did you do it again?
She seems to have imitated "glass work", but here is the picture at that time!
It was not the time for this!
There are a lot of hashtags.
That's right.
Where is it useless?
It's useless. It's all useless.
Look at this.
It's dark. The picture.
What do you mean?
The picture is dark and I can't see it.
That's right.
The hashtags are all useless.
It was really embarrassing to take it.
This is really useless.
No, it's not.
There was a great work in Hakone's glass forest art museum.
It's a glass work that swings in the wind.
I know it. It's a great work.
That's why I tried to imitate it and took this funny picture.
What?
You just talked a lot, but you didn't say anything funny.
That's not the case.
It's an explanation.
You didn't say anything bad about this work.
I didn't say it, but it's an explanation.
I can only think of it like that.
It's a nuisance, so stop it.
You think it's delicious, don't you?
I think so a little.
That's what you're really like.
You're good, Kurosawa.
Don't talk about Kurosawa's news anymore.
Let's not talk about his news anymore.
I don't want to talk about Kurosawa's news anymore.
Let's move on to the next news.
During the break between "EBISU MASUKATSU 1.5" and "KAMEN GIRLS" held the other day,
Mita Ui drank ice cream for the first time in her life.
Here's the video at the time.
For the first time in her life...
With a face that looks like it's in need of money...
Mita Ui, you're amazing.
For the first time in her life...
She's already got a boyfriend.
It's hard and I don't know how to suck it.
You always suck the hard one!
What are you talking about?
You always suck the hard one!
You know the soft one?
The soft one?
Are you the soft one?
You suck a lot of hard ones, right?
Do you suck the hard one?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's it!
That's good!
That's the next one.
Yes, yes.
I want all of them.
Here we are.
Here's the next news.
A few days ago, Usami Haru-san, who was supposed to be stupid, was killed in an incident.
That's rare!
The victim wasn't a human, but a mosquito's mosquito.
Mosquito?
Let's see how angry she was.
There's a lot of mosquitoes these days everywhere I go,
and one of them is small,
and one of them has been brought back to my house,
and I'm angry and it's itchy.
She's angry.
It can't be helped.
What's this?
Right? Was it itchy?
It was really itchy, and one of them is small.
It's somewhere.
I can't kill it.
It can't be helped, can it?
Was it really a mosquito that was brought back?
Was one of them really a mosquito?
Probably.
Was it really bitten by a mosquito?
I don't want to be bitten by a different kind of mosquito.
What?
What? There's no mosquitoes?
Speaking of which...
Earlier it was a mosquito that was bitten, and now it's a mosquito that's been bitten.
It can't be helped!
It's a mosquito that's been bitten and now it's been bitten.
It can't be helped!
Seriously!
Stop it! Stop it!
We're not that kind of group!
Stop it!
We're not that kind of group!
Don't sit down!
Please be careful.
It can't be helped.
Here's the next piece of news.
Earlier, Ishioka-san mistaken corn for squid.
What's that?
That's ridiculous!
There's a tweet about it, so please check it out.
Huh? What do you mean?
Huh? This is corn! I thought it was squid!
This is bad!
You're hopeless!
No matter how you look at it, it's corn!
It's not squid, is it?
I thought it was squid, too.
Why?!
Why is this squid?
I thought it was squid, too.
That's all you can say? "Why?"
It's because you're always eating miso.
I thought it was squid, too.
That's all you can say? "I thought it was squid, too."
You're always thinking about squid.
There's more news.
Apologize to the corn.
Here's the next news.
Natsume Hanami, who is famous for being useless...
She did it again!
She always does it!
She lost her key.
Here's what she posted.
I don't like this.
I found the key, but it was deformed.
I couldn't get out of the house's keyhole.
When I called a dealer, they said it was 48,000 yen.
But I don't know if it will be fixed.
She laughed.
What's so funny about it?
Let me ask you about it.
Why did it deform?
I don't know. I found the key, too.
Speaking of keys, where did you lose it?
I was looking for it.
It came out of the fridge.
It's cold.
Close it.
Don't open it.
What's with the noise?
What is it?
I answered because you asked me.
She's talking.
Is Kogawa-san angry, too?
You were talking about something funny.
Let's move on.
Go back.
Let's move on to the next news.
Don't say useless things.
Natsume-style revenge.
It's a shocking news.
What's with Natsume?
It's true.
Even elementary school students can't go back.
Here's what happened.
Is it a video?
It's a video.
(Laughs)
It can't be helped. It can't be helped. It can't be helped.
It can't be helped. It can't be helped.
It's too early for you to give up.
You're too early for anything.
That's not true.
Your mother said it, too.
What?
Hanami is always halfway through everything.
(Laughs)
She said, "It's obvious."
My mother.
She said, "You don't know my mother, do you?"
We went out for dinner together.
(Laughs)
Your mother is amazing.
It's similar, but it's more interesting to talk about it in the summer.
(Laughs)
Your mother said it would be nice if you joined MUSCATS.
(Laughs)
She's funny.
She's funny. She's a good person.
I'd like you to talk to me as you like.
I think you can do it if you try a little harder.
Hanami is like that.
Please do your best.
Then we have the next news, so I'd like to read it.
The other day, EBISU MUSCATS 1.5 and KAMEN GIRLS went to a live show in a moving taxi.
Yamane, the unit manager, ate ice cream.
Yamane?
She got it right!
Wow!
Here's the picture.
Wow!
Yamane ate ice cream.
(Laughs)
She looks happy.
(Laughs)
She's so happy.
It can't be helped.
(Laughs)
It can't be helped.
Yamane, you like bananas, don't you?
She's so happy.
I don't think anyone would be so happy about ice cream.
(Laughs)
She's so happy.
(Laughs)
Yamane is happy.
There's not much left.
What's wrong?
Matsumaki is out of control.
By the way, the latest information has just arrived.
It has arrived!
Yamane-san!
Yamane-san, are you happy?
No, it's really my first time getting it in 46 years of my life.
It's your first time getting it?
I'm so happy!
I'm happy!
I'm so excited!
That's right.
Did you exchange all of it?
I exchanged it.
You exchanged it?
I exchanged it for...
Oh, it came off.
The one you bought the next day came in handy again!
Again!
I'll use it!
It's okay!
I'll use it!
Yamane-san!
That picture of you getting it right is...
Oh!
It looks like you got it right on Yamane's birthday, doesn't it, me?
You got it right again!
How much do you eat, Garigari-kun?!
It's fine!
Even if you get the worst of it...
Is it hot?
You look like Ridley-kun.
How much do you eat?
On top of that...
Is there more?
It looks like the crazy old woman who got carried away posted a useless post.
Oh my, oh my, Kogawa-san, you have a bad mouth.
What's this?
This is me recently. I was happy and drew this.
You drew that?!
I did it! I did this!
That's not me!
That's not me at all!
Don't devalue me!
No, no, no!
Don't devalue me!
Sometimes it's fine!
This is also Garigari-kun!
That's not me at all!
Your face...
That's not me at all!
Sorry about that!
It's you!
What's with that attitude of yours?
Your face is like Holmon!
What's with that?
You've got a body like Holmon's!
Don't say things like "Malcheon"!
Your body is like Jomino's!
It's you, right?
I'm glad it's you!
I'm glad you're happy.
I can't believe it.
What kind of news is this?
It's about time.
That's all?
That's all for "I can't believe it" news.
Let's laugh in the middle of the night
Anti-police 24 hours
Recently, there have been a lot of problems with mascots' social media activities.
We will pick up the worst people among them and take care of them thoroughly.
Can I turn myself in? I did such a thing.
Is it easier for you to turn yourself in now?
It's easier for me to say no.
You didn't do it, did you?
Therefore, in this survey, if you give vague answers or if you can't convince them,
Ms. Hand Bowler Ichikawa, who is pure in terms of mascots, will be judged with a pie.
Is your shoulder okay?
It's a little stiff.
You can say "bang" if you like.
Let's go.
Shall we start?
Please.
First of all, Ms. Ishioka.
Ms. Ishioka.
Sit down.
I didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything?
That's not enough.
Let me ask you.
Where were you on June 23rd?
June 23rd.
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
It was quite an event.
It seems like it.
June 23rd.
Didn't you go somewhere?
Are you kidding me?
June 23rd.
I really don't know.
Are you kidding me?
It's only recent.
Why can't you say that it's only recent?
Let's turn it on.
Turn it on first.
Ms. Kurosawa.
Turn it on.
She's showing her tail.
You went to Okinawa.
Why did you go to Okinawa?
For work.
Work?
That's true.
Is it true?
Can you tell me what kind of work it is?
I went to Okinawa for filming.
Filming of what?
Filming of a program of BS Fuji.
What program?
Really?
BS Fuji's "Turn to Victory".
What?
Is there such a program?
Have you ever won?
What is "Turn to Victory"?
It's a program of a boat race.
You went to Okinawa for a boat race.
That's fine.
You said you went for work.
Here is the evidence photo.
This is it.
What is it?
You posted it on Instagram, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Why do you have two of them?
Two hamburgers and two drinks.
What is it?
It's my manager's.
It's your manager's.
Hamburger!
Why are you giving it to your manager?
Are you giving it to her?
She's a woman. She's younger than me.
I gave it to her because I thought it was Instagrammable.
Is it Instagrammable?
Is it working?
It's dim.
It's dim, isn't it?
I thought it was Instagrammable because of the plane I'm on and the hamburger I'm about to eat.
It's not Instagrammable.
It's too dim.
She's eating chicken.
Your manager is not a woman.
What?
Your manager is not a woman.
What's wrong with you?
Your manager is not a woman.
What's wrong with you?
Is it your manager's?
No, no. Your manager wasn't there on the day.
Your manager was a woman. She was 19 years old.
She was 19 years old.
She's eating chicken.
She's a man who eats meat and chicken.
She's a man who eats protein.
She's a muscular man.
Why?
Your manager is not a woman. I checked with the agency and she's not a woman.
That's funny!
You said it was a man!
It's fun, isn't it?
You said it's a big man!
It's a man, isn't it?
I'm going to be a man.
Say you're a man.
You're a man, aren't you?
You're not a man.
What did you say you were a man?
It's a return.
It's not a return.
What did you say you were a return?
It's not a return.
Which one is a return?
It's a return.
Okinawa's return.
Why?
What did you say?
It's a man's job.
You should have admitted it.
I said it.
What?
It's true, isn't it?
I said it.
What I said is true.
It's a man's job.
I see.
You should have said it.
You should have admitted it.
What?
Did we say something wrong?
What?
Do you think we did wrong?
I don't care about it.
Why?
We won't get angry.
Shut up!
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
You can say it calmly.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
You say it.
I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
Let's talk calmly.
Next.
With Mina.
Mina and Shigeto.
Sit down! Sit down!
Mina and Shigeto.
Let's go.
June 24th.
Where did you go?
What did you do?
I don't remember.
June 24th. What day is it?
What day is it?
June 24th.
June 24th. Where did you go?
Mishku? Mishku?
Mishku is often there, isn't it?
Mishku is always there.
Mishku is a useless man.
June 24th.
Mishku is a useless man.
June 24th.
Huh? I don't remember.
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
I don't remember.
What did you fry?
Let's drink fried food.
You went somewhere and fried something, didn't you?
SNS.
Crab soup, fried fish and barbeque.
You grilled and ate fish you caught.
I'm glad you left food for photos.
Wait, really?
Yes.
Really?
Oh, my God!
I'm not stupid!
What do you think is funny?
We're fishing in the river, aren't we?
Kamishio is fishing in the river, aren't we?
And we're grilling meat, aren't we?
Yeah.
We're grilling fish, aren't we?
It's there!
Why?!
First of all, this barbecue amount is not for two people.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
This is not for two girls!
This is serious.
Kamisaki eats a lot!
Really?
Kamisaki eats a lot!
Kamisaki, you're not a crab!
Are you kidding me?!
You're not a skeleton!
You're not a crab!
Kamisaki, eat more!
You're a man!
You're not a crab!
You're crazy!
Women can't fish.
You can't feed fish.
You can't.
You can only do it if you like fishing.
The river is divided and they put fish in it.
About 15 fish.
There is no such facility in this world.
You can't feed salmon roe.
You're lying!
There are two men.
You can't eat one fish as a couple.
It is difficult for women to wear clothes like this if it were only for women.
It's almost like I play at the river.
Unacceptable!
How could women play at the river?
You're men, aren't you?
You're ' filing'.
' Filing'.
You and you and you and you and you.
Choose one!
From Kagoshima to Tsuruhiko!
Line up!
What is it?
Okay, I'll ask you.
Who is this? Which one is this?
Who is this?
Who is taking it?
It's me.
Then who is this?
It's me.
Who is taking it?
It's me.
You're a man, aren't you?
No, it's just the two of us.
Just the two of you.
You're a man, aren't you?
Just the two of you.
It's weird to look like this.
It's not evident.
Taking it from under water doesn't look like a man's thing.
It's not evident.
That's right.
Let's cross and...
Don't make that face!
Such a low-class face.
What's wrong with you guys?
Shall we do it for each other?
You guys are low-class, aren't you?
Stop it!
It's there! Two men! It's there!
Let's get rid of it!
It's there!
Let's chew it. It's there!
You did it!
You're a man! You never did such a fun thing like this!
You did it!
This is the first time I've done it!
You didn't do it on purpose! You made an impact!
I made an impact?!
You made an impact!
You had car sex, didn't you?!
Car sex?!
Are you Kawakami?!
Are you Kawashima?!
You did it, didn't you?
I did it?!
Well, you know...
You're 20 years old, so you've got some time.
Of course you'll go out and have fun!
You're right!
You're right, you're right!
Wow! You took your time, idiot!
You should have said it first!
You're right!
Say it!
It's not easy!
In the end, it is.
You're no good!
Say it properly!
We're not angry!
I went on a lot of dates.
Oh, you're young.
You went on a date, too.
That's fun.
It's a story.
But you were single.
I wasn't hitchhiking.
You weren't doing non-car sex.
Non-car sex.
Oh, non-car sex.
You weren't doing it at all.
Oh, that's nice.
Do it more and more.
You're young.
Oh, that's a shame.
I'm young only now.
You can't do it because you're old.
That's right.
That's what I don't like about Mustangs.
Non-car sex is fine?
Car sex is fine?
Why?
I thought it wasn't allowed in the first place.
It's not allowed.
I'm going to do car sex now.
What?
What are you doing?
Thank you for listening.
I'm sorry.
I was going back right away.
See you.
Shall we go next?
This is a bad room.
There are still people in a bad room.
There are.
Fujiwara.
Yes?
This is a bad room.
Fujiwara!
Me?
Shut up!
That's seduction.
Where did you go recently?
Went?
Where did you go?
No, I didn't go anywhere.
You didn't go anywhere, did you?
No, I didn't.
Where did you go recently?
You didn't leave the house, did you?
You don't have a man to go with you, do you?
No, I don't.
What did you do today?
What did you do?
You're lying! Don't look at me like that!
What did you do?
It's nothing.
You often post selfies on Twitter and Instagram, don't you?
I do.
You do it every time, don't you?
This is it!
Wow!
Is this a duck mouth?
What is this mouth?
I've never seen a duck mouth like this before.
I thought it was cute.
What do you mean?
Are you trying to make viewers uncomfortable?
I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable!
I thought it was cute.
It's not cute.
Isn't it cute? The middle one.
It's not cute at all.
Try a duck mouth now.
Ouch! It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's not LED. It's old electricity.
I'm sorry if it's hot.
It's not good to do a duck mouth.
That's right.
Some people should avoid it.
It'll be a big problem. If it's not animal language...
It's not.
It's close to that.
It's not.
Really?
Yes.
Okay, let's do a duck mouth.
I heard you're going to release a DVD in July.
What?
DVD?
To whom?
Where is the need for it?
Who are you going to release it to?
There's someone I like.
How many copies will you sell?
The first batch.
About 50.
Don't make it!
Don't make it with 50!
About 50?
There's a package.
You did it!
Isn't it cute?
What is it?
What do you mean "what is it"?
What is it?
I don't know.
No boobs again!
What is it?
Blue swimsuit.
What is it?
You're too old-fashioned.
The meat around the belly is too soft.
What is it?
This is the champion of small pants.
What is it?
The feeling of the chest.
It's not a funny face!
Put it on!
It's not a laugh line!
It's a laugh line.
Did you change it?
I didn't change it!
What is it?
I didn't fix it!
I didn't do this!
What is the title of it?
The title of it?
"Let's Play".
Jump!
Let's play!
The hand cola is coming out!
The hand cola is shining!
I can't play!
Neither of us can stop it!
We won't play!
What's wrong?
It's weird!
What's wrong?
What happened?
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Miyamoto-san?
What?
Moroi-san poured hot water on me!
Where did you pour hot water, Moroi-san?
Didn't Moroi-san pour hot water on you?
It's not hot water!
You're getting angry!
It's not hot water!
I just said it's not hot water!
You poured hot water on me!
You shouldn't pour hot water on someone like me!
You poured hot water on me!
I'm glad you were careful!
Please go back!
We'll go next!
There's still more!
Yes!
I trusted you a little...
What?
What do you mean?
Mita-san.
What?
I think Mita-san knows it!
Mita-san!
I'm fine!
Mita-san!
I won't forgive you!
Sit down!
You've apologized, haven't you?
You've confessed, haven't you?
Recently...
I don't do things like you all do.
Like you all do?
You haven't been out?
I have been out...
Where did you go?
I didn't go anywhere with a man.
A man?
Let me sign this.
This is your suspicion.
This is Twitter.
What is it?
June 25th.
The World Cup.
I saw two great players getting eaten up.
I thought I'd do my best, too.
I want to be a woman who can give someone energy and courage.
Let's do our best today, too.
I like this sentence.
It's the picture below!
What is this?!
You haven't done anything!
What do you mean "let's do our best"?
Why do you have a woman's face behind the curtain?
You haven't done anything!
You have a worn-out face.
This is a picture from the photo session.
Why did you post it?
You said "let's do our best"!
That's weird!
Give me energy and courage!
Will you feel better if you see me?
I won't!
You won't?
I'm sick of these pictures!
You're wearing sunglasses because you're tired!
That's not it!
Can I say this?
Yes, you can.
I'm blindsided!
You're sick of it!
Give me energy and courage!
You're blindsided!
Let's do a photo session!
Really!
Doctors didn't allow me to wear contacts.
I went to a photo session even with sunglasses on.
What?!
You should have written it more clearly!
You're blindsided.
Even though I'm blindsided, I did my best at work.
No, no, no...
You can't tell from this picture!
Why can't I tell?
What's this triangle thing?
What's this?
What is it?
This is a small tool I had in my room.
It's a small tool.
It's a macaroon tower I had by my window.
I passed it over the tower.
What?
You passed it over the macaroon tower.
What?
You passed it over the macaroon tower with sunglasses.
You're blindsided, mama!
I don't know what it means, but let's do our best. It doesn't make you want to do your best, does it?
That's right. It's like riding in Japan.
That's right.
Soccer.
I see.
They really did their best.
I was so moved that I wrote it.
No, you didn't do your best. You shouldn't write things like this.
Why is that?
It would be nice if someone more influential wrote it, but Mikasa said it herself here.
Yes.
So it would have been okay if there wasn't this picture?
It would have been better if there wasn't it.
This is out, okay?
This is out.
Out!
I can't accept it.
What is it?
I can't accept it either.
You can't.
It's different from what people have done before, isn't it?
What do you mean?
Because everyone said it was manly.
It's that kind of flow, but I wrote such a good sentence and posted my own picture.
It's the worst.
She more than herself and shows her good sides.
It's the worst.
If this is out, you should have just written it up.
Yeah, it's out, but useless.
No, it's in the before and after Twitter, though.
Out!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Mito-san, show me your face!
Huh? Did you cry?
Mito-san, did you cry?
Mito-san, you just said something to a new person!
You said something to a new person!
I said "I don't cry anymore!"
Mito-san...
Mito-san!
Why are you crying?
Mito-san!
It's weird, isn't it? What you say and do is different.
Mito-san!
Mito-san, did you cry?
I didn't cry!
You didn't cry!
Show me your face!
You didn't cry!
Show me your face!
I didn't cry!
Show me your face!
I didn't cry!
Show me!
Show me you didn't cry!
I didn't cry!
Look at the camera!
I didn't cry, right?!
Mito-san...
I didn't cry, right?!
I didn't cry!
I didn't cry at all!
You said something to a new person!
What?
You said "I don't cry anymore!"
Because...
What?
Because...
You don't use your pie like that!
That...
That food means...
I don't like that part of you,orie forest muskets!
Say it!
Tell them!
Hey!
Say it!
Hey!
This is strange.
You say it!
Tell them!
It is not for you!
You don't do that!
Say it!
Say it more!
That's right!
Say it more!
Say it again!
Your butt will only be shown again!
Is it his fault?
Is it his fault that we got in the wrong car?
On the contrary, Nako.
You'll get caught if you cry.
No, it's okay.
This is why you should cry.
Nako!
Yes, Yosuke-kun?
Nako!
Let's edit and cut it out.
It's a live broadcast.
Don't say such a thing!
Don't say it!
Don't say such a thing!
Hey, you should say it!
Right?
You should say it, Mika-san!
No, should we do it one last time?
Okay.
Last!
Make sure you don't say it!
Ha ha ha ha!
You're the one who's riding the world cup the most!
World cup, right?
When the world cup comes, Japanese athletes do their best.
Well, there are people who are riding it for no reason!
World cup, right?
Right, that!
Ride it! Ride it! There's a lot of Twitter!
But you're the one who rides it the worst!
I'm surprised!
It's the DVD you put out!
The DVD you put out is...
This one!
"Girls' Generation Athlete Rape"!
What is this?!
It's 2020!
How much do you think athletes are doing their best?!
What are you doing?!
I'm not raping you!
What's wrong with raping an athlete?!
What are you doing?!
It's weird, isn't it?!
Do you have a reason?!
No, it felt really good!
It doesn't feel good, athlete!
Wow!
What's wrong?
Hey! Hey!
Hey! You can't do that!
I told you!
Hey! Hey!
Why do you look like that?
No!
Is it okay?
You're an athlete. You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't say "it feels good".
We have more content for you.
Please be careful.
It's already on sale, right?
Yes, it is.
Please check it out.
Don't cheat!
What was the name of "Mysterious Rescue Service"?
"Let's play" is out in July.
Too bad!
See you next week!
Don't miss our tour!
Check out our tour!
Thank you for coming!
I heard a lot of things on SNS today.
Fujiwara-san,
you thought you would come with a manly story,
but you had that look on your face.
She said not to get your hopes up for her.
Since she won't be coming, please don't be like, "Huh? What song is that?"
Please!
Thank you!
Also, Mita! If you have any thoughts, just say them!
Don't give up! It's better to express your feelings!
- Thank you! - It'll be more fun!
- Yes! - You must want to wash your eyes now, right?
Sorry, I can't open them!
Please do your best! Thank you!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
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