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Good morning!
Isn't it a sunny morning? It's chilly, but isn't it chilly in an important place?
Isn't it chilly?
It's a world where you can't say anything but "let's dancing" in a gloomy weather like this,
but I'm sure you can say anything about high-class dancing!
Let's dance and spit out everything tonight!
Let's dance and sing!
Now, let's go! Let's go!
Funakoshi Eichiro-san, you can do it!
You can do it!
Right now, right now, even in this weather, right now, I'm dancing every day!
If you think it's over, it's over!
Because you're dancing more and more!
More and more white is coming out!
Riding a bicycle!
That's right! That's right!
Please do your best!
Well, let's continue!
Tamari!
Tamo-san!
Mizu...
Miyazawa-san!
What a shame!
Let's continue!
Momono, come here!
Momocchan! Momocchan!
The other day, my title has changed to "beach bald", but my manager is not "bald" but "ski head"!
Is that so, manager-san?
That's right. I shave my head every morning, so please don't call me "bald"!
So you're intentionally "bald", huh?
Intentionally "bald", I'm "ski head", right?
Is "beach skin head" okay?
"Beach skin head"... Well, "beach" is fine, right?
I see!
Please don't call me "beach"!
I'm "ski head"!
Let's continue, Kano-chan!
Kawakami-chan! Nanami-chan!
I think there are black companies and gray zones in the world for a long time now, like in the past.
But, you know, I think sex is the best way to release stress at such times!
Awesome!
Sex is better!
I think it's better to pull out more!
Please say it to the camera one more time!
Everyone, please pull out more and watch our music video and pull out more!
Do you watch all the daily news?
Please watch it!
No free videos!
Please pay properly!
I'm sorry for all the samples!
Please continue!
Help me!
It's a fire! It's a fire!
Are you okay, chief?
Fire, sun and party people, die!
Do you hate it?
I hate it and the sun is an allergy and party people don't know the meaning of their existence!
When is your favorite season?
Winter!
Winter is good!
When you wear it, you can hide your existence!
You can hide your existence with a hood and a scarf!
You want to hide your existence, don't you?
I don't want to look into people's eyes for a while!
It's good! It's good!
It's the same!
I'm trying to be cheerful like this, but I'm actually that kind of person!
I hate people!
Please continue!
Goodbye!
Hey!
Don't make my skirt short!
I don't want to see your thick legs!
You ugly thigh!
You! You! You ugly thigh!
This is muscle! Not all of it!
No, no, no!
Your thigh is dirty! It's not flabby!
But, thigh...
It's true that it's helped a lot since Blue Line!
It's not flabby!
Your thigh! Your thigh!
Your thigh is dirty!
It's not flabby! It's not flabby!
It's true!
Next!
Lucy!
This is...
Lucy!
I don't remember! I don't remember!
Whatever! Whatever! I'm going to read the information on the internet!
I didn't apply for it!
If you think it's a lie, go see it in person!
Go see it in person!
Excuse me.
That's a gay way of doing it!
Okay!
Are you okay with your eyes closed?
I'm okay! I'm okay!
Are you okay with your eyes closed?
What about your nose?
I didn't put anything in my nose!
Are you okay? You didn't put anything in your nose, did you?
I'm glad! I'm glad! I'm glad!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Don't worry, everyone!
Next!
Chika-san!
Hey! You who like girls!
If you squirt too much, your penis will look like a fool!
So you have to use an anahol!
Anahol?!
What is an anahol?
An anahol is...
It's like a jelly-like cushion in a closet.
If you put your penis in there and squirt it...
It's like you're squirting a woman!
If you do it yourself like this...
You'll go crazy!
Actors and actresses do it too much sometimes...
And it doesn't look like they're doing it right...
So you can do it little by little...
But you have to control it!
If you do it yourself you'll get really tired!
You'll get really tired!
I see...
How much...
For example...
Sorry, this is a personal question...
Should we study it?
How much strength do you need...
To hold that object?
I see...
Sensei, please tell us...
It depends on the person...
When you're strong...
Wow, you're strong!
You're strong enough to make me puke!
No, no, no!
You'd be stupid if you did it like that!
If you don't hold it...
It doesn't stand up?
Do you do it while you're puking?
It's like you're holding it!
Like you're drinking it!
You're that strong?
I see...
What are you talking about?!
You've learned a lot!
Wow!
You should do it like you're making me puke!
That's right!
Next up is Usa-chan!
Usa-chan...
I'm sorry...
The atmosphere has gotten weird...
I'm sorry...
I got on the Shinkansen's green car...
I don't need you to push me that many times!
What are you talking about?!
I don't need you to push me that many times!
You don't need me to push you?!
Is that possible?!
Even though you only got on it once?!
Yes!
Really?!
I was a good person...
I brought it all home!
Because you're a good person!
You brought home a lot of red hidekatsu!
I saw it!
I saw it at home!
Is it good for breastfeeding?
I heard it's good for breastfeeding!
It's really luxurious!
Right?!
I'm sorry...
I got a lot...
But you didn't need it!
You got it all!
You're a good person!
Next up is Kojima-san!
Hi!
Minami-chan!
The other day I posted a video of breasts I don't usually post on Twitter...
The number of "likes" is about three times more than usual!
Minami's followers...
Breasts-man!
Breasts?!
How did you post it?
Normally...
Normally Minami doesn't have big breasts...
But that day I put love in my nails...
You put it in?
Yes, and posted a video like this!
Like this!
And then...
The "likes" went up about three times!
It went up!
Yay!
If you let your breasts out!
I let them out a lot!
What did you say?
Breasts!
So cute!
Breasts!
Your breasts!
Look! Look!
Did it increase?
It's three times now!
Let's continue!
One more time!
Go!
Say Miyazawa, you're not going to work anymore!
If you're going to marry anyway, congratulations!
You can say it!
I'm not going to work anymore!
I'm getting ready to get married!
Say Miyazawa!
But it's fine!
I envy you!
That's it!
But you're all saying what you want to say!
That's right!
Lastly, let's ask Yasko!
Yasko!
I'm angry!
This week, too!
When I was walking in the city,
there was a man and woman who said they didn't have any aura!
They were just old ladies without aura!
How did you notice?!
That's right!
Come on!
Don't hang out with ordinary old ladies!
We're special old ladies!
We're special old ladies without aura!
We're a hundred times better than you!
You're crazy!
I'm going to throw poop at your front door!
Are you serious?!
Please be careful!
OK! OK! That's all for tonight's "Dancers in front of you"!
OK! Let's move on to our next segment, "Tin heel Momoko"!
Good evening, everyone! It's time for "Useless News"!
I'm your host, Tin heel Momoko!
And we have a commentator with us today!
Hello! I'm Muroi Shigeko! Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
This is where we tell you the "Useless News" that just came in!
What "Useless News" will we have today?
We have "Useless News"!
Here it is!
Today's first "News" is...
Misaki Tamori is working part-time at a 100-yen shop!
By the way, last month's salary was 50,000 yen!
That's "Useless"!
A salary of 50,000 yen at a 100-yen shop?!
50,000 yen...
What do you do with 50,000 yen?!
You're a mascot!
Mascots don't have that much...
She's not a man!
A salary of 50,000 yen is more than that!
You're not a man!
I don't have a dad or anything like that!
50,000 yen is nothing!
But she said something about being pregnant and getting married!
But she said she'd become a single mother!
Oh...
She's not a man!
That's what you think! You're not a man!
You're not a man!
That's "Useless"!
You're working part-time anyway!
That's "Useless"!
You're a man!
That's "Useless"!
Is there any other "News"?
Oh, here it is!
A few days ago, TV writer Komuten Suzuki happened to see Mai Ishioka waiting for a bus at a bus station in Shibuya.
However, when she was waiting, she looked like a capybara, so she couldn't speak up.
What a pain in the neck!
She looked like a capybara.
Look at her face!
Please tell her she looks like a capybara!
If you see her, please tell her she looks like a capybara!
She doesn't look like one in Shibuya!
She was waiting for a bus in Shibuya.
She should have gotten on the bus earlier!
Here's the next piece of news!
A few days ago, Mitsuura Yasuko's 47th birthday party was held at Nakameguro's Jinguisukanya.
It seems that the Kusudama she got from Kurosawa- san in Nakameguro was beautifully broken.
It can't be!
Was it broken beautifully?
There's a video!
Here it is!
One, two...
Kusudama is beautiful.
She's 47 years old!
She's young.
She's at Jinguisukanya.
It can't be helped.
This makeup is lonely!
It's amazing!
What is this video?
Without makeup, she must be such a boomer!
I was surprised myself!
I thought she was a boomer!
She's so shiny!
What's "so shiny?"
She said it was November 17th, so I thought I'd memorize it as "so shiny."
It can't be helped!
It can't be helped, can it?
You like making up numbers, don't you?
It can't be helped, can it?
Without making up numbers, can you remember numbers?
It can't be helped, can it?
It can be remembered!
And you just told me it's not November 17th!
October 17th!
17th?
17th! October 17th!
How do you remember that?
Touina
You remember "touina"
Touina
You say good things right away, so it can't be helped.
They were such bad women.
Is that all?
Is there more?
Is there more news?
Yes, there is.
Here is the next news.
Yamane, who is in charge of the unit manager of Muscats,
did "oh nani" for the first time in three months.
That's right!
I don't like it!
I don't even want to imagine it.
I don't like it!
What did you do for the first time in three months?
"Oh nani"?
Did you leave it behind?
What did you do for the first time in three months?
What a useless news.
What did you do for the first time in three months?
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't even want to imagine it.
It's dirty!
Old ladies' "oh nani" is dirty!
Old ladies' "oh nani" is usually dirty!
It's dirty!
Forgive me!
I'll make you do "oh nani"!
I only have "oh nani", so forgive me!
On the contrary...
It's sad news.
You guys are dirty too, aren't you?
You guys' "oh nani" is dirty too, aren't you?!
Let me do "oh nani"!
You guys are so useless!
Useless...
You guys are so useless!
What are you doing?!
You guys are so useless!
What is it?! Then show me "oh nani"!
Then show me "oh nani"!
Show me "oh nani"!
You guys are so useless!
Next news has arrived!
Yes!
The other day, when Natsume Hanami posted a picture of her wearing this on Twitter,
she posted a picture of her wearing a "zozo" suit that is said to always go viral.
Not only did it not go viral, but it also caused a laughable result.
Oh my!
It's cold!
This is the picture she posted.
You guys are so useless!
What is this?! You guys are so useless!
You guys are so useless!
This is...
This is the face of someone who thinks this pose is funny.
I think so too.
I'm sorry.
You guys are so useless!
Your face is shrunk.
What is this?! Did you think it would go viral?!
Yes, well...
I was told it would go viral...
Don't talk!
You guys are useless!
I've heard about this!
Ask me for the detail!
I've realized now what I'm doing to myself...
Mother of Fukui prefecture, I'm in tears!
You guys are darling!
"Will it go viral?" I'm getting pissed now.
"Will it go viral?" You know the meaning of "will it go viral?"
Even in Inagamo, you can't know that.
So even in Inagamo...
To the Inagamo of Fukui prefecture, you guys are darned!
You guys look like a piece of rags...
You guys are darling.
Too darning.
Mean.
Put this picture down.
Delete it!
Next news.
What is it?
At the Muscats Live held in Tokyo the other day,
Sae Kanzaki's mother gave her some jellies.
To be honest, eight of them were not enough for her.
That's not fair!
Say something!
That's not fair!
But they were useless jellies.
Useless jellies.
They were useless jellies.
Did you eat them, Muroi-san?
I was forced to eat them.
That's tough.
I got them.
I'm from Kansai.
Kansai people are good at forcing others to eat.
I had about two of them in my bag.
Were they good?
No, I didn't eat them.
Next time, I'd like some cream puffs.
That's not fair.
I'm sorry.
I'd like some cream puffs.
Next news.
At the Supre Izakaya in Shinjuku, Tokyo the other day,
Mita Ui-san, who was Sae Kanzaki's mother,
got drunk and drank a lot of alcohol.
She was wearing a hat like Michael Jackson's and was having a great time.
It was captured on camera.
But it doesn't look like it's funny at all.
Really?
It can't be helped.
This video also looks like it's funny.
Let's watch it.
Here it is.
It's a mess.
Oh, no!
It can't be helped!
What is this?!
It can't be helped!
What is this?!
It can't be helped!
It's boring.
It can't be helped.
Mita Ui-san, Mita Ui-san...
What's going on?
You're drunk and singing?
I'm drunk and...
Don't talk!
Shut up!
Don't talk!
It can't be helped!
Shut up!
This is our segment!
That's right.
Don't talk!
It can't be helped!
Get rid of it!
Turn it off! Turn off this video too!
There's nothing we can do about it.
It's about time.
There's nothing we can do about it!
That's all for "shoumonai news"!
Mayonaka's Wine Show!
The theme is "nodojima"!
We're back with another segment of "theme only",
where we listen to a song and sing along to it!
This is hard!
It's super hard!
It's hard for you two, right?
But you're still good at it, right?
We are.
We might be good at it, but it's hard to hit a hit.
It's hard!
Is there a point to it?
The point is intuition.
When it comes down, you go like...
It comes down.
When it comes down, you go like...
If you don't like it, you can change it up.
It's hard if you don't change it up.
What about the rhythm?
You have your own rhythm.
But if you don't like it, you can change it up.
It's popular.
By the way, you don't know about the theme, right?
You haven't heard of it, right?
You haven't heard of it at all, right?
I see!
You can choose to pass or not with money.
You can choose one winner and get a keep from the show!
You can get a keep!
Do you want me to sing you a song?
Yes!
Can you sing me a song?
I can sing you a song, but I don't know what it is.
Can you sing me a song?
I'll sing you "Akanai Kanzume".
Akanai Kanzume wo ni-jikan mi-tsuzuketa kedo,
Nani mo aka-nakatta kara,
Soko ni oite,
Sono ba-wo tachi-satta.
That's so cool!
What is that?
It reminded me of a picture!
"Akanai Kanzume wo ni-jikan mi-tsuzuketa kedo,
Sono ba-wo tachi-satta.
That's so cool!
Thank you!
It was like you were making me listen to it!
It was slow tempo.
You're a professional!
Thank you!
You should've told the professional to fix it up!
If you're interested in this, please let me know!
You're the best in Japan so far!
Thank you!
Shall we begin?
Ka-pi-pa!
I think you have a good sense of humor.
Really?
How motivated are you?
I'll do my best to follow your example.
I think you can do it.
I can do it.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
"Ishioka de namida majiri ni shiri fuite".
Go ahead!
♪Hamidashitayo oshirikara♪
♪Nande, nande, nande♪
♪Nagareru namida no you ni♪
♪Hamidashitayo oshirikara♪
♪Aaha, watashi...♪
♪doushiyou...♪
That was harsh!
That was good, right?
For me, it was good.
Was it good?
The intro and stuff...
I looked at responses and changed the rhythm and stuff like that.
I tried it like that.
The song did sound like a renewed song.
It was good.
It's a shame that "Amidashitayo" is in the chorus.
That part, right?
It was good.
"Amidashitayo" was good.
It was good.
It's a shame.
We only got one coin.
It's a shame.
Please do your best next time.
We'll have another chance.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
Shall we continue?
Yumekana!
Yes!
She's unique.
The angel's hip line.
That's right.
Do you call yourself "the angel's hip line"?
I do.
I call myself "the angel's hip line".
Yumekana, what do you think? You seem like you're good at this.
I'll try it.
You'll try it?
Yes!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Here we go.
Please sing "next door's pistachio" with Yumekana.
Pistachio
Next door's pistachio
Makes me want to eat
Huh? It's not mine
Pistachio next door's pistachio
Makes me want to eat
Pistachio next door's pistachio
How was it?
It's wonderful.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Pistachio
Please go back.
What a shame!
What a shame! Natsume-san, please do your best in the regional qualifiers.
Natsume-san, please do your best in the regional qualifiers.
What a shame!
What a shame! Let's move on. Usachan!
Usachan!
Isn't she good at it?
Is she good at it? Usachan has her own world.
I'm nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Usachan is also the type of girl who comes down.
That's right.
You're good at it, aren't you?
I'm not good at it.
But you're coming down.
I still remember.
Isn't there anyone here who has a tongue?
You're good at it, aren't you?
There was.
Let's go.
Usachan, please sing us a song.
"Hatsugatsuo".
Yes.
Please go ahead.
"Hatsugatsuo".
What is it?
Just what is it?
Nice, up-tempo!
I want to know what it is
I want to know how I feel
Hatsukatsu? (Japanese food)
Oh, that's a line!
It's the same!
Jan! Jan!
Oh, it's over!
Na... What?
It's the same!
Pon pon pon! What is that?
Jan! Jan! Jan!
Katsuo! Jan! Jan! Jan!
It's katsuo!
Oh, it's a perfect human's rhythm
It's a popular rhythm
Jan! Jan! Jan! Katsuo!
But I didn't know "hatsukatsu"
Yes
Ah...
I suddenly felt like I was singing "hatsukoi" (first love)
Yes
I didn't know "hatsukatsu" very well
I didn't know it either
Ah, I'm glad you got over it
It's nice to sing
Thank you
But you passed it
I'm curious about it
I didn't know the genre just now
It's difficult to sing "hatsukoteko"
It's fun
Shall we continue?
Tamo-san!
San!
Tamo-san!
Tamo-san, please!
I'll do my best not to get bitten
Not to get bitten, right?
Yes
Do you think you can do it?
No...
I'll leave it to the flow
OK!
Cool!
Then, let's have Tamo-san sing
The song is...
Reporting on the second day of work
It's a long song
As usual, I went to work
Then, on the second day, someone reported me
And I'm just a worker, why am I just a worker?
The deportation, deportation, deportation, it's all someone's deportation's fault
Ah, this is the end
Huh? That's good.
It was a report, wasn't it? I thought it was a report.
It doesn't mean report.
Report, report.
I made a mistake.
Report, I made a mistake.
Ah, I thought you wrote it, but you didn't.
I didn't.
Ah, that's good.
No, it's good.
But you didn't end it with "I made a mistake" and you thought you made a mistake yourself.
It's not like that.
It's not that simple.
I see.
It's not like that.
You can continue.
Right?
You seemed like you could go with this kind of chorus.
With this kind of rhythm.
What a waste.
I'll do my best.
You might have another chance.
Yes, thank you.
Right?
It was like an alienation.
That's good.
Like a festival.
Ah, should we go with Kawakami-san?
Kawakami-san has a voice.
Ah, she has a voice.
That's how she sings.
She loves singing, doesn't she?
She loves singing.
That's good.
Love is number one.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Here we go.
Kawakami-san will sing for us.
Tears of "bukkake" udon.
That's heavy.
Heavy.
bukkake
When I eat udon
My way of eating
Do you know?
I end up crying
Because I am a girl
That's why I eat "bukkake" udon
She sang.
That's wonderful.
She sang "bukkake" udon.
She's a girl, so she can sing anything.
She sang "bukkake" udon.
She has a singing ability.
She can sing anything.
She's a great singer.
She's not lost.
I think she can sing anything.
Let's move on.
Mitafujin
I wonder what "mitafujin" is.
She sang "mitafujin" before.
Maybe she can sing "mitafujin".
Are you nervous?
It's my first time.
I'm very nervous.
I hope I can sing "mitafujin".
You're serious.
I'll do my best.
Let's sing "mitafujin".
The song is "ore no jikkawa nisetai jyutaku".
"ore no jikkawa nisetai jyutaku"?
That's my house.
"jikkawa nisetai" is my apartment.
You look like an artist.
Let's sing "ore no jikkawa nisetai jyutaku".
It's beautiful.
Why do I want to look like you?
Why?
It's definitely a good movie!
It's very sad.
Because it's hard for me to have sex with my wife.
No, it's because you want to look like me.
Why do I want to look like you?
Bravo!
There's no reason you can't have sex with your wife.
That was a beautiful song.
The love and melody were great.
It's like seeing the movie directed by Yoshi Yamane.
It feels like "Family Feud".
"Family Feud" series.
It's "Family Feud" series.
That's good. You passed.
Let's move on.
Fujiwara-san.
Akino-san.
- Like a stage performance. - That's right!
- Musicals! Musicals are good! - Musicals are good, too!
- You can use this part, for example. - Yes.
You can move it.
- You can move it, right? - Yes.
- Can you do it? - Yes.
- You're good at it, right? - Yes.
- Right? - I'm good at it.
- You're a performer, right? - I want to see a musical!
- Musicals... - This is good.
You can do duet roles, right?
Shall we start?
Fujiwara Akino-san will sing...
"Hope, Step, Chimpanzee"!
Go ahead!
- Is it easy to say? - Yes.
Let's go!
Hop! Step! Chimpanzee!
Let's go!
You were fast!
I will sing!
Let's do it again!
I will sing again!
I will sing properly!
Yes, let's do it comfortably!
Let's do it! Hop! Step! Chimpanzee!
Let's go! Everyone! Hop! Step! Chimpanzee!
What is it?
Even if you say "let's go", I feel like I have to go alone.
I see.
It's not worth getting involved in the beginning.
Will you stop singing "let's go"?
Please stop singing "let's go".
I hope you do that.
Please sing with confidence.
With confidence.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Let's have you sing.
Hop! Step! Chimpanzee! Let's go!
Hop! Step! Chimpanzee!
Even if you say "let's go", I feel like I have to go alone.
It looks like you are fully grooved.
I don't like the first part.
You are full of it.
Is there a different part?
The "ha" part is not energetic.
It's not energetic.
Shall we make it a trot song?
I have an image of being energetic, so I have an image of singing, but on the contrary, there is a gap. I would like to hear your singing voice as well.
Do you want to go with a ballad style?
Do you want to go with this?
Then let's go with this. Then let's have you sing.
Noguso no Dengon
Wow!
Who said that?
I'm thinking about it.
I have an advice.
If you want me to give you an advice,
Yes.
We are being raised with a high image of Fujihara- san.
I see.
So, we are worried about whether we are okay.
We start with this tone and lift it up.
She is aiming for a stage.
That's right.
It starts with hysterical.
From there, she stands up like in an anime.
She stands up in the middle of it.
It's like she is pulling me in.
She is sitting with her knees up.
I see.
Can you sing for me?
Can you sing for me from there?
Okay, I will sing for you.
Can you sing for me?
Okay, Fujihara-san, please sing for me.
Bring me a staff member.
Please.
Hey...
Come to me...
Bring me...
Your staff member.
It's good.
She started with a good song.
She started with a bad song.
Please...
Come to me...
Will you continue?
Come to me...
Your...
Like a show.
Your...
Staff member is needed.
Bring me...
I am...
Here...
I'm glad you joined us.
Instead of singing out loud all of a sudden,
it's better to start with a low voice.
You all joined us at first.
I'm glad you joined us.
You've grown up.
You started singing out loud all of a sudden.
You were great.
We'll do it again next time.
You were great.
I've heard about you.
You've grown up.
I'm looking forward to working with you in the north coast competition.
Let's move on.
Mihiro-san.
She's a veteran.
Are you confident?
You're good at singing, aren't you?
I sang yesterday, too.
You sang yesterday, too?
Yes.
Where?
At an Ebisu bar.
Why?
I see.
I wonder what Mihiro-san is like.
Shall we start?
Yes.
Let's have Mihiro-san sing.
The song is...
My name is Williams.
My name is...
Go ahead!
My name is...
William.
My name is William!
I came from America!
My name is...
I am William!
I came from America!
William!
The one who married William...
Is a sexy woman named Mihiro!
Mihiro's night was great!
What a shame!
Mihiro-san, I think...
It's pop, you know?
If you don't like the song or the title...
Can I ask you something?
Sure, go ahead.
I think 'douyo' would suit you.
Ah, I like 'douyo'!
Like Kantaro of 'Kitakaze Gozou'?
How about 'Ochinchin-kun's One-man-Journey'?
It's a top-end song.
'Ochinchin-kun's One-man-Journey'.
It's like 'Ochinchin-kun's One-man-Journey'.
You're good at 'douyo', too.
I think you're good at 'douyo'.
'Ochinchin-kun's One-man-Journey'.
Yes, it's a song kids would like.
It's like everyone's song.
Would you like to sit down?
Taran, taran, taran, taran
Where will I go from now on?
An old man's solo trip
First of all, where should I go?
Let's go find it!
I'm a little kid everywhere
Sometimes I grow up
From now on, I'm going to a cute girl's treasure hunt
Achichin, achichin, let's go get lost!
The show is over, Achichin!
Achichin, wasn't it wonderful?
It was, wasn't it?
It was really wonderful!
I'm glad!
I could see Achichin's great adventure!
I was walking for a bit and...
"Where shall we go?" you said, didn't you?
"Achichin!" you said, didn't you?
I didn't think you'd say "Achichin" because it's a call and response!
I'm glad!
It was wonderful!
It was fun!
Wonderful!
It was good!
It was good, wasn't it?
As expected!
Let's go then, we don't have much time.
Ichikawa-san!
Yes!
Ichikawa-san!
Yes!
Ichikawa-san!
Ichikawa-san, are you okay? Can you do it?
I don't have confidence...
It's better to have confidence.
That's right, confidence is important.
It's important.
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
The song is "Three Things Are Helmets"!
"Three Things Are Helmets"!
It's a little different, isn't it?
Then, do you want to do something else?
Let's change it a little!
Change it a little?
Yes!
What do you think, Ichikawa-san? Is up-tempo better?
Is up-tempo better?
Something old-fashioned...
Ah, I see!
Then, shall we go with this, Ichikawa-san?
"You Are Kome-dorobo"!
Go ahead!
One, two, one, two, three, four!
You are Kome-dorobo! You are Kome-dorobo!
You stole rice from your neighbor's house! You are Kome-dorobo!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
You are Kome-dorobo!
You eat rice for breakfast, too!
You eat rice for lunch, too!
You eat rice for breakfast, too!
But you don't eat rice!
But you are Kome-dorobo!
For whom is it for?
It is... it is... it is... it is...
for your mother!
She is sick!
For her sick mother!
For your mother!
For her sick mother, Kome-dorobo!
Thank you for your performance!
You are a perfumer of the summer, aren't you?
You didn't speak much.
You are a good performer of the summer.
Can you sing one more song?
The last song! Kojima!
So cute!
You can do it!
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Minami?
I don't know!
Let's do it!
Dun dun don don dun don don
Dun dun don don poko poko
Dun dun don don jiro jiro
My name is jiro jiro poko jiro jiro
Poko don don don bun don don don
Dun dun don don bun don jiro jiro
My older brother, taro taro
Poko poko poko poko taro taro
Yay! Taro has gone somewhere!
Jiro is here!
Poko poko jiro jiro poko jiro
What's up with you?
So cute!
You keep saying "poko poko"
What's up with you?
You should be able to sing a song like "go to"
So we have come to the end of the competition
We would like you to decide who will be the winner
You two, please decide
The winner will receive a gold tip
I just cried
It's Ms. Mita!
My Home Is A Fake Housing?
Congratulations!
That's good of you
I cried
I have no tears
You too, Ms. Mita?
I'm the type of person who cries when I sing
Since you've won, can you sing "My Home Is A Fake Housing" one more time?
Can you sing the winning song?
Ms. Mita, please sing "My Home Is A Fake Housing"
- Uuuuuuuu - I remember it so well.
- I remember it. - I remember it so well.
- My real face - Throw it.
Why? I want it to be like you.
- Home - Maybe it's the voice that's crying?
Why? I don't know.
I really want to look like you, but I don't want to, but I don't want to.
I want to look like you, but I can't have sex with my wife.
It's hard for me to do it, but please forgive me for that.
I want to look like you.
Wait a minute, please.
It's a commercial.
Surprise!
That's all for today's theme song.
Midnight Wine Show
Now, all of you muskets will sing for us.
"Hop, Step, Back" by Ebisu Muskets 1.5.
Here we go!
I wake up without wearing my glasses
My breakfast is ready without burning it
Fortune-telling is the best!
I'm super good at makeup and dancing too!
Sitting in the front seat of the train,
Sitting in the seat next to me,
Only men can sit in the front seat!
In my pocket, there's 500 yen
I was able to eat a fancy lunch too!
It's the best!
No matter what day it is,
Even if we meet once in a while,
Wouldn't it be nice?
Hop, Step, Back
And feel better!
It's not good to drink too much!
If you notice it, you see,
There's no way out!
Life is a plus and a minus!
Going back on the path I took,
It's cruel and I'm about to cry, but...
Even if it's just a little more than yesterday,
Even if it's one step at a time,
Let's walk and go!
Like me,
Hop, Step, Back!
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Where is happiness?
I hate myself
One, two, party!
I don't know what life is like, so don't give up and move forward!
A faint light will shine on you
I should be able to take back all the frustrations I had
Now we're the only ones who can step up and dance!
Wow!
That's so cute!
This song is so cute!
It's so cute!
Right?
It's a forward-looking song.
What's with this song in the middle of it?
Do you have any announcements?
Yes!
For those of you who are watching the APEMA video that will be released on Saturday,
we'll be giving away our autographed goods!
Please check it out!
We've decided on a summer live tour for Muscats!
Yay!
It's called "EBISU MUSCATS 1.5 OKAGESAMA TOUR"!
Yes!
July 21st, Nagoya's bottom line, Kawakiri.
August 5th, Osaka's Big Cat.
August 24th, Tokyo, Tsutaya, and O-East.
All three of us will be participating!
Yes!
Right now, all of our tickets are on sale!
For more information, please check out Muscats' official website!
You'll be able to see a different Muscats than our spring live tour,
so please come and see us!
We're waiting for you!
We'll see you next week!
Look forward to it!