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We are looking for new fans of Muskatz.
You need to know ten songs or more, sing and dance.
Come on girls!
Yeah!
You old girls!
How old are you?
I'm 36 years old.
Do you want to join Muscat?
Yes, I do.
Please come to the audition.
You don't ask my age, do you?
No, we don't.
Then...
You can join until you are 30 years old.
Do you want to graduate?
No, we don't.
You still have a long way to go.
Please wait a little longer.
We are looking for you.
Take me with you.
Oh, she is Yu-chan.
Recently, there are more smelly taxis.
That's it!
Is that what you want to say?
What kind of smell do you smell?
Recently, I smell garlic and sweat.
I think I smell it periodically.
Everyone, please wipe your sweat!
Next is Matsuko!
Huh?
Matsuko, can you talk?
My staff told me that I'm used to being a taxi driver.
But I'm not used to it!
Oh, poor girl!
You're not used to it?
I'm not used to it!
You're used to it, right?
I'm used to it.
Next is Kurosawa!
You're not used to it, right?
Recently...
I'm sorry!
I'm glad you're okay!
Thank your own mouth!
Next is Natsume!
Natsume...
Don't call me "you're cute" when I pass by!
Tanuki
"Zuko" (dirty)
Is "zuko" really that bad?
It is!
I'm from Shibuya.
Shibuya again!
The "tanuki" from last time is also from Shibuya.
Shibuya, yes.
The "fukugane" man is also from Shibuya.
"Fuku"? What does he mean?
Doesn't it make you mad?
You ignored him and let him pass by.
"Fukugane" you said.
Oh, I see. I said it.
Yes, yes.
He's really a terrible man.
Yes, he is.
Don't walk around Shibuya like that.
I don't walk around Shibuya!
Go to Shibuya!
Go!
Why do you make me look like I'm bad?
Stop it.
Kayo-chan
"Kayo-chan" I'm going to tease you again today, "Kayo-chan"!
Kayo-chan
Let's continue! "Tatsumeta"!
Are you okay? Are you okay, "Jojo"?
On the train, I got hit in the head because I was drunk.
In my imagination, I killed him a hundred times.
In your imagination, you killed him a hundred times.
You killed your lover a hundred times.
Was it in your heart?
Was it in my heart and in my head?
You killed him.
You didn't say it?
I didn't say it.
If it was in your imagination, how many times would you have killed him?
If it was in my imagination...
I'd kill him until he died.
What does that mean?!
Even though he's dead?!
Hey! Don't say it! That's amazing!
I'm serious, so I'm scared! Don't touch me like that!
That's right!
Be careful!
Let's continue! "Fukihara-chan"!
Are you okay, "Busu"?
I'm fine, "Busu".
Hey! "Busu"!
You're always like that!
You're ugly!
You're cute!
You're ugly!
Too bad!
Is it my turn?
I'm...
"Hakushu"!
Too bad!
You're not good with your hair, so make sure you get a haircut!
Next up is Takami!
America and North Korea are getting worse and worse, and Japan is out of control, right?
Abe-chan, you need to do better! There's a lot of industry you can be proud of in Japan!
The anime industry, right? From erotic industry to erotic industry to erotic industry!
Don't try to hide your erotic industry!
Abe-chan!
Make us have sex more!
We should sing this song in our country's top.
If you don't do it, we will do it!
Let it show!
People in the north might be watching this.
That's right.
People in the north will definitely watch this.
Stop it!
Stop it, people in the north!
Next, Onosen!
I've been watching your dance lessons and social media lately.
People say you've given up a lot of things.
No, I haven't given up a lot of things!
I'm risking my life!
Onosen!
Your body is amazing, Onosen!
Look at Onosen's arms!
His arms are huge!
Onosen!
Who is Onosen?
I haven't given up a lot of things!
I'm not a monster!
Do your best, Onosen!
If you become a dead man, you won't have a voice!
You won't have a voice!
Okay, let's go!
Let's continue!
Thank you!
A few days ago, a famous male talent appeared on a TV show of a certain TV station.
He was proudly broadcasted on TV with only the most important part of his body being censored.
I don't understand why we can't show our swimsuits!
Nice!
You can see yourself!
You can see!
You can do that!
A mask and a mosaic, what do you say?!
Through the mosaic you can see things.
I can see because of the alai mosaic.
B-beard?
We've worked hard to make it look like a beard.
You can see!
Here you go.
This is Abe-man's specialty.
Thank you.
Next, Minato-san!
The other day, I had a stomachache and went to the hospital.
I was diagnosed with urinary tract.
Everyone, please be careful of your daily habits.
Coming out of illness and urinary tract.
Even though it's so thin?
It's a stone, right?
There was a 5mm stone in my urethra.
But they said it's coming out now.
No, it hasn't come out yet.
It hasn't come out yet?
Tell me when it comes out.
I'll bring it.
You'll bring a stone?
I'll bring it.
I'm scared of my daily habits.
It hasn't come out yet!
It's a lie!
I want to eat fluffy omelet.
I can't make it well at home!
She is cute!
I can't make it well at home!
It becomes hard.
What did you put in the omelet?
I put mayonnaise in the omelet and it became fluffy.
I can't make it well at home!
Today's color is omelet, isn't it?
If you know other ways of making it, please let us know!
Let us know!
Let's continue!
Lastly, do you have yakisoba?
Do you have obata?
Me and Okubo-san, just recently at our birthday party,
in the dressing room, there was a present box from the staff.
When we opened it up, it was an iron for hair straightener!
Shock! Is our hair straightener that painful?!
Can't you stand it on TV?!
What is it?!
Say it with your mouth!
That's what I'm talking about! Say it with your mouth!
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
There is such a thing as an iron in the world!
Even if it's a straightener...
I want to do it again!
You can see it, right?
Please show it to everyone!
No, no, no!
Sensei, are you watching?
What do you think?!
What do you think, everyone?!
That's all for tonight's "Dancers by The Show"!
Next up is Shuren-shi!
Happiness, baka, yorosuku!
Baka, yorosuku!
Blue news and red news that make the world go wild!
I'll cook them all for you!
"Wide Cooking" at midnight!
This is the previous show.
I would like to call the teacher of cooking.
She is Ms. Touchdown Shiraishi of American Cooking School.
Please come in.
Hello.
The most important thing in cooking is determination.
Do you know what I am talking about?
I am Ms. Touchdown Shiraishi.
Stop it.
And I will help you.
I am Quarter Touchback Kojima.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Tackle.
Nice to meet you, too.
Protector suits you very well today.
That's right. It is very important to protect your shoulders in cooking.
What's up, Touchback?
You!
You put protector in your stomach, don't you?
You happyness!
Stop it!
My bad!
Don't do that, Tackle!
Don't do it!
Don't say that!
I will crush you!
Don't do it!
Don't say that!
Sorry, Tackle.
Can you cook for us, teacher?
OK.
I am cooking "tackle don" which is quite popular in this season!
It's tartare rice bowl.
Tartare rice bowl.
Yes.
It looks good.
Doesn't it look delicious?
Here you go.
That's what it looks like.
How about you, Ms. Tucker?
Oh, is that so? Then I'll take care of it.
Okay, let's start cooking right away.
Okay.
Put sesame oil in a heated frying pan.
Okay.
You know this is happiness, don't you?
Yes, I know sesame oil.
You know sesame oil, don't you?
Yes.
Next, I'm going to put pork in it.
Oh, it looks delicious.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
How about you?
You said it!
It looks delicious!
I can't eat this pork hot dog yet, so I'm going to cook it through.
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I was told it's hot oil.
It's dangerous.
I think it's a little strong.
I think it's better to weaken it.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
It's a hot frying pan!
It's hot!
It's getting hot.
Oh, it looks good.
Yes.
It looks delicious.
I'm going to put cheese in it.
You love cheese, don't you?
I love cheese! Why are you saying that?
You always look like a fool.
You always say "hotness, hotness"
Can't you say "hotness, hotness"?
There's no such thing as "hotness, hotness"!
You're noisy!
Wait a minute. I'm not happy.
No!
Do whatever you want!
I don't care about whatever you say!
I'm cooking it myself!
I'm going to check if it's cooked.
Yes.
It's good with coffee.
It's good for you. Look at it.
It looks delicious! Hot!
"Hotness, hotness" doesn't work!
I don't know what "hotness, hotness" means!
Do whatever you want!
"Hotness, hotness" doesn't work!
You're talking about me! "Hotness, hotness" doesn't work!
It looks so good!
Doesn't it?
It looks good!
It's starting to melt!
Before you put it in, add gochujang, soy sauce, mirin, sugar, and sake.
Then mix it well!
Mix it well!
That's right!
I can do both "offense" and "defense"
Which do you like more, "touchback" or "offense"?
I like "offense" more.
Do you know what "offense" means?
I don't know what "offense" means, but I like "quarter- touchback"!
You're talking about "touchback"!
That's not it! I like "quarter-touchback"!
You're talking about "quarters-touchback"!
It looks so good!
When the sauce, cheese and meat are well mixed,
let's serve it on the rice!
It's done!
Be careful, it's hot.
This is...
I can't see well now, so can you tell me?
This is...
What is it?
This is...
Takkarubi-don!
It's cheese takkarubi-don!
You should know it!
Oh my god!
It's my first time!
It's a secret takkaru-don!
It's hot!
Anyway, this is...
Takkarubi-don!
Takkaru-don!
It's done!
By the way,
It looks delicious!
It's not done yet.
Oh, is it?
Today, we're going to top it with acid.
What's acid?
To make it acidic, we're going to add cheese.
It's not cheese.
It's chocolate.
We're going to sprinkle chocolate on it.
Chocolate?
This is a combination of acid.
It's not open, is it?
No way!
Hey!
Takkaru-don!
It's your mistake!
Open your mouth!
It's your mistake!
Open your mouth!
It's your mistake!
Don't open it!
Give me a break!
You'll really get hurt!
Give me a break!
Hurry up and open it!
Stop it!
It's my mistake!
It's dangerous!
It's my mistake!
I'm sorry!
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Let's get back on track and add some acidic topping at the end.
Let's add some acidic topping at the end.
We're going to sprinkle it on top of it!
It looks so acidic!
We're going to mix it up!
It looks so good!
It looks like this!
It's done!
It looks so good!
Everyone looks like they want to eat it.
That's right! Everyone looks like they want to eat it!
Who should we have a taste of today?
Usually, Natsume-san doesn't go.
That's right.
She must be bored.
Natsume won't go.
She must be bored.
Today...
Hanami-chan will go!
Natsume!
Hanami-chan!
Hanami-chan, welcome!
Welcome!
Hanami-chan, today we have something delicious, so come here!
Come here!
Hanami-chan crew, come here!
Come in the middle!
What is this project?
Welcome!
It looks good!
Everyone looks like they want to eat it!
We don't have chopsticks!
I have chopsticks instead!
Right?
Don't you have chopsticks?
I have chopsticks!
No!
Stop it!
We have chopsticks, so let's eat it, Hanami-chan!
We have chopsticks!
Eat it! Eat it!
Look!
Doesn't it look good?
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
These are chopsticks!
That's right, they are chopsticks!
Don't eat them as they are!
Eat them as they are!
Don't eat them as they are!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Eat them as they are!
Will you stop it?
I will.
Please do!
Eat them up!
Please do!
Thank you for the meal.
I'm so happy you eat it up!
A little more, right?
What's going on?
This is a standard course!
This is an actual course!
It's amazing!
This is not an ordinary course!
Of course it's not ordinary!
This is an actual course!
This is not an ordinary course!
Eat it up!
You like it, don't you?
Don't say such a thing!
Eat it up!
It looks so good!
I'm so happy you eat it up!
Thank you for the meal, Harami-chan!
This has been...
FINE COOKING!
FINE SHOW in the middle of the night!
MASUKATSU ASHI BASHO ABEMOBA SHOW!
You're lying!
You can lie anywhere!
It's ASHI ZUMO!
The other day, Yokozuna...
Someone said that Yokozuna is amazing.
Who do you think you are?!
Osmo's May Bridge closed due to Yokozuna's victory.
Let's use our legs and ASHI ZUMO and have fun!
Of course, the winner will receive a golden tip!
Please do your best!
Kurosawa-san will be in charge of business.
Yes, understood!
And Mizura-san will be in charge of judging.
Nice to meet you!
Student, student!
So, shall we get started?
Yes!
The first match is...
Kamisaki vs. Kanzaki.
Agombero vs. Kanzaki vs. Mita-san!
Kanzaki vs. Mita-san!
Kanzaki, this way.
Yes, ASHI ZUMO is in charge of taking off his boots.
Those boots are pretty dirty.
No one is washing them for you.
You're self-managing.
Yes, self-managing.
Poor you.
You're taking them with you.
Yes, I am.
You're brushing your teeth.
I'm brushing my teeth.
That's tough.
So, this is for judging.
Yes!
Business, business.
Business is in charge of judging.
Then, let's begin!
Is there something like a "gun-bai"?
Is there such a thing?
Is there a "gun-bai"?
No "gun-bai"!
Gun-bai!
No "gun-bai"?
Something is moving!
Is there a "gun-bai"?!
Something is moving!
What?!
Is there someone?!
What?!
What is there?!
I did it!
You don't eat it.
Calm down!
If you lick that youkai's knees,
they will melt and turn white.
However, that youkai doesn't like cucumbers,
so you should look for cucumbers in Abema.
Is it OK?
If you get caught and licked by it,
you will turn white.
Everyone, please run away!
It's knee-kneeling!
Knee-kneeling!
Wait! Wait!
Wait! I've said it!
I've said it!
I can't do it anymore! I've said it!
I've said it!
Rules! Rules! Say it!
Cucumber! Cucumber!
I've said it!
It's too far! You can't go in!
There's a penalty, so you can't go in!
Only in this bath!
Can you do it?
Then...
I'll start!
Cucumber has come!
Yay!
Yay! Yay!
Ahhh!
No! No! No!
I'm weak! I'm weak!
Hurry up and run away!
Cucumber! Cucumber!
I just ate a cucumber!
Ah!
No!
Cucumber!
Ah!
Cucumber!
Ah!
I don't like it anymore! I don't like it anymore!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Finally!
You finally came back!
I always look forward to meeting you again!
I'd love to see you one last time!
Huh?
Misaka, hang in there!
Sakura, help us to connect.
No, Sakura, you can not do it.
I have already done it.
I should not show it to you.
Please forgive me, Sakura.
What!?
Ah!
Help!
Help me!
Wow!
It's great!
Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
Over there!
A doctor is there!
A doctor?
Doctor!
Stop it! Stop it!
Kento!
Stop it!
Mito!
Why do you drink it?
No.
You want to go upstairs?
It's higher up.
Ok, I will go upstairs.
No, above you.
No.
It's coming!
Stop it!
It's here!
It was here!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
OK! OK!
What are you doing?
Where are you?
Where?
Are you there?
Where?
Are you there? Where?
Finally we meet! Finally we meet! Finally we meet!
I'm worried about you! I'm worried about you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Run away! Run away! Run away!
Run away! Run away!
Where are you? Where are you?
This way! This way!
This way? Huh? Where?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Run!
Leave it to me!
Run! Run!
Stop it!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'm here! I'm here!
Why?!
You're a pervert!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?!
It doesn't matter anymore!
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no!
It's totally not like that!
You're a man!
Why?!
I'm here!
Why?!
Oh, oh!
Where? Where? Where?
What is this?
I don't like it!
Wait, you don't like it?
Put me down!
Mito!
Mito?
Kuni?
I want some!
Here you are
Mita-san, I have been waiting for you
I have been waiting for you
Mita-san, then I will take it
Then I will take it
Mita-san, run away!
Kun-ni! Kun-ni!
Mita-kun-ni, wake up!
Mita! Mita!
Mita! Mita-sensei!
Mita!
Cooperate!
Mita-kun-ni!
Kun-ni!
Mita-kun-ni!
Mita-kun-ni, over there!
Run away!
Mita-kun-ni!
Aoi, Mita! Aoi, I saw you!
Run away! Run away!
What should we do? What should we do?
What should we do?
Run away! Run away!
Mita-kun, run away!
Mita-kun, drink some water!
Run away!
Mita-kun, drink some water!
Run away!
Mita-kun-ni!
No...
That means...
Mr. Reader?
Is anyone there?
Can anyone feel me?
Can anyone...
Can anyone feel me?
Let me eat you!
Colonel Evil Spirit!
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Oh, my goodness!
Stop it!
Don't do it!
I'm not original.
Hahahahaha!
It's disgusting!
Hahahaha!
Oh, no!
I'm tired of it!
Oh, my goodness!
Look! Look! Look!
Old lady...
Oh!
Old lady is wrong!
Meter-san!
Meter-han!
Meter-san!
Old lady and...
Meter-san!
Excuse me.
I'm here.
Old lady...
It's not old lady!
Meter-san!
Meter-san is not here!
Meter-san!
Meter-san! Run away!
Where is she?
Run away!
Did she run away?
Run away!
Meter-san is not here!
She is definitely hiding somewhere!
She is not here!
I'm scared! I'm scared of you, youkai!
I'm scared of you, youkai!
Meter-san is hiding somewhere!
She is definitely hiding somewhere!
London, you are scary!
She is definitely hiding somewhere!
Meter-san!
Meter-san?
Help!
Where are you?
I'm here!
Run!
I'm here!
Run!
It's over! It's over! It's over!
I can't eat it anymore! I can't eat it anymore!
No more!
Mitazan...
Mitazan... You weren't there, were you?
You... You... You weren't there!
I couldn't see my first love, Mitazan...
What a shame...
It's over!
Don't eat it!
Why?
The soup won't go down, will it?
It's over!
Isn't the clam and lieutenant cream okay?
The clam and lieutenant cream are gone.
Clam and lieutenant cream are not my favorite.
Wow!
What are you eating?
That's a lot of food!
You're a monster!
That's right!
Wow!
You're good at cooking!
You're good at cooking, Okanishi!
You're good at cooking all kinds of things!
Any of you still have some left?
Who hasn't finished cooking?
She's not here.
Wow!
Mita-san's not here!
Mita-san's really not here!
Mita-san's really gone.
She's really gone.
Mita-san!
It's over!
You can come out!
It's over!
Mita-san's not here!
The game's over!
Ui-chan's not here!
Ui-chan!
Where is she?
She's not here?
Don't push her!
Should we extend the game?
This is bad!
Lastly, Ebisu Bus Cuts' "Jari Michi"!
Don't cry if you're taught
I'm going to live full of power
As if only the number of times is increasing
The more it melts, the more I hate it
If there is a shortcut, there is also a dead end
I don't know why, but we always go around in circles
Jari michi will one day become my strength
It will teach me how to move forward without hesitation
The jari michi is still melting
I'm going to live full of sweat
Jari michi will one day become my answer
It will teach me how to say "thank you" without hesitation
The jari michi is still melting
I'm going to live full of smile
On the road that everyone takes
Wow!
It was great!
After being done by the creator...
It was great!
First of all, do you have any important announcements from Muscats?
Yes!
For those of you who watch the Abema video released on Saturday, we will give you our signed goods!
Please check it out!
Yes!
Also, Muscats' summer live tour, which was also a great success in spring, has been decided!
August 21st, "Nagoya Bottom Line" at Kawakiri, August 5th, "Osaka Big Cat" at Kawakiri, August 24th, "Tokyo Tsutaya All East" at Kawakiri, and "Tomei House" at Tomei House!
And listen up, everyone! Tickets are now on sale!
You'll see different Muscats than you've seen in spring!
Please come and see for yourself!
Wow!
Mita-san, are you crying?!
Mita-san, can you come forward?!
She's really crying!
Mita-san, are you okay?!
Were you scared?!
Were you scared of Misaki?!
Seriously, stop it!
But you managed to escape, right?!
You managed to escape!
You managed to escape, right?!
Where were you at the end, even though everyone told you to come?
I was at the back of...
I was at the back of the art gallery...
You were there!
You did well!
Cheer up!
But you all managed to escape from Hiza-kun!
You didn't come out of nowhere!
That's weird!
That's weird! It wasn't a cucumber!
Yeah, it looked different!
It might have been a different vegetable!
I didn't know you were there!
Huh?!
I didn't know you were there!
What's up?!
I ate lunch with Kuro-chan today!
Huh?! But I didn't know you were doing this kind of work!
Huh?!
We were together until just now!
Huh?!
Are you dating?!
We're not dating!
When was the last time you were caught?!
I was caught!
You're used to being licked!
You're in a good mood!
Two more seconds!
Oh, please correct me!
Two seconds!
You're not dating?!
I'm not dating Kuro-chan and I hate liars!
Oh my!
Hiza-kun, you're in a good mood!
I haven't seen you like that yet!
Anyway, we'll see you next week!
See you next week!
Hiza-kun, listen to me!
Hiza-kun laughed!