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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
We'll do it later.
Excuse me.
I'd like to say...
While you are doing the quiz...
The member in the mantle is recording it...
But you guys don't show up...
So we felt you seem bored...
So we recorded it all.
That's why we could not do it.
Especially...
Machoka-san, you said you'd be in trouble if you were bored with that face.
You said you had a boring face, so please remember what you're seeing!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
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Bye bye!
How was Golden Week? OK OK OK OK!
Aren't you tired of school, work and everyday stress?
No no no! OK OK OK OK!
I can't say what I want to say in this world, but if you put me on this dance floor, I can say anything!
OK OK OK OK!
I want to dance tonight too, so let's go first!
OK OK OK OK!
Let's go dance like show!
OK OK OK OK!
OK OK!
It seems that a new member of Muscat, Teji Mayu, wants to join!
Teji!?
That's right! It's a new member!
That's right!
I'll be the judge for now, so it's Teji Mayu, right?
She passed!
That's great!
I know her a little!
I know her!
Come to the audition!
Come to the audition, Teji Mayu!
I'm excited!
I can see the sun and black shadows!
I'm excited!
That's great!
After all, Teji Mayu is important, right?
Yes!
Whether you do it or not, say it clearly from your mouth!
Huh?
Who?
Huh?
Is it her?
It's her, right?
Which one?
Stop saying which one!
Which one?
It's her, right?
What do you mean, Okubo-san?
Has she not said anything clearly yet?
That's how it is for us.
Oh...
It's her!
It's her...
Say it one more time for her!
What is it?
It's her!
Hey, everyone is angry!
You're all old enough, so come and get it!
That's right!
What is it?
There's a lot of things!
There's a lot of things, Makkatsu!
That's right!
There's nothing wrong with it!
Say it one more time!
Huh? What is it?
Usachan-kyo is motivated!
Huh? What is it, Usachan-kyo?
She came by herself!
It's May, and it's cold!
What is it?!
Stop it!
It's cold, right?
You'll make your health worse, right?
Be careful and get well soon!
You should get well soon!
Thank you, Usachan!
Usachan!
Be careful and get well soon!
I don't think Japanese erotic entertainment is doing well.
Even in the erotic industry alone, you can't lose your freedom of expression!
That's good!
You can't say it!
There's too much you can't say!
You want to say it! Don't you?!
Say it! Let's say it today!
Say it! Say it right now!
Erotic!
Give it to me!
All messy and muddy...
Get lots of money for me!
Yay!
Wear it! Wear it!
Put it on!
I can't say it, so I'll hide it.
Have you ever wanted to say it, Ms. Okubo?
Say it, Ms. Okubo!
Say it!
Say something you can't say!
Eat Kayoko's Queeniaman.
No!
I can't say it!
Say it!
I can't say it!
Say it!
Momonogi-chan!
Hey, seller!
Mustards, Momonogi, Kana, trading card, 100 yen? What do you mean?!
You must be shocked! Make it more expensive!
No, no, no!
It's a must!
What?!
It's not a sale, it's a 100 yen deal!
It's not a sale, so I'd like you to actually come and buy it.
But still, 100 yen is...
Yeah.
It's not very popular, is it?
Make it more expensive and come and buy it!
Come and buy it!
You can't say it!
You can't sell it!
You can't say it!
I call people I've met "members", but if I had one, I'd like you to call me "Tamori Remember".
Huh? What do you mean?
Come here.
I do call you "members", but...
What do you call me?
"Tamori Remember".
I'd like you to call me "Tamori Remember".
What do you mean?
Because you think I'm cool.
Because you think I'm cool?
You call me "members" and I call you "remember".
You say "remember me".
Don't say that.
You're like a doctor.
Don't say that!
Thank you for last week's Tokyo Live!
Thank you!
Next week, May 12th...
Oh, it's the weekend!
On the 12th, Umeda Club in Osaka will be performing at Kuwatoro!
Let's get excited!
It's an anniversary!
Are you excited?
Yes!
Are you excited?
Yes!
In Osaka!
Kuwatoro in Osaka!
Please look forward to it!
Next week!
Are you excited?
Yes!
Go! Go!
My job was about to be decided...
But when I said "abyss muskets"...
It disappeared!
What's going on?!
What's wrong with "abyss muskets"?!
I...
I'm confident and I say "abyss muskets"!
No, no, no, no, no!
What kind of job was bad?
The kind of ads that were pretty bad were gone because of "abyss muskets"!
What kind of ads? As long as you can say it, but what kind of products?
That's...
Don't say it! The manager said it.
Do you have anything like daily necessities?
It's not that hard anymore, but it's gone now.
Because of "abyss muskets"!
Know your image a little more!
My brother is a mobile wallet trader and he's looking for that ad. Can you do it?
Mobile wallet!
If you have a mobile wallet, at least do it from the back!
If you have a mobile wallet, please do it from the back!
I like your brother!
I love you, so please do it from the back!
I'm glad it's decided!
Please do it from the back!
Let's do it!
There's something I want to say at the last big sports day.
Hey, Kurosawa!
You missed the last relay race even though you were in good shape.
You did it!
You were a relay racer in elementary school.
You were really good!
I want to say one more thing.
What is it?
Kuro ran away and you got caught on purpose.
That's not good!
That's not good, is it?
I wasn't caught!
You got caught on purpose.
We were sitting in the sun and everyone was angry.
You might be cold.
That's not true!
You didn't do it on purpose?
I didn't do it on purpose! I ran as hard as I could!
That's suspicious!
You got caught in a relay race, didn't you?
Can I say one more thing?
Sure!
What is it?
Kogawa's way of running is really weird!
Is it weird?
What is it?
What?
What is it about?
Let's go home!
Run away!
Let's go home!
Hey!
Hey you!
You should try running a little!
You should try running!
You don't know?
That's right!
It's impossible to run here!
That's right!
There's a little suspicion like that in Kuro's days!
There is!
There is such a thing!
Everyone, do your best!
Yeah, that's a good thing!
I'm glad you're excited!
The person who was active in this sports festival is Ms. Matsuoka!
Matsu... Huh?
Matsu... Huh? Your friend?
You're not here! Huh? I forgot about you!
Are you always next to Mitsuru-san?
I admire Matsusuri P.O. so much that my nails turned golden!
Matsuoka!
I totally forgot about that!
What a great duo! You've become friends!
We've become friends!
Next up is Mitami!
I don't know how to write my invitation to a wedding.
Even though I've been invited, I might not be able to go!
Wow!
It's a wedding invitation!
A wedding invitation!
It's an invitation!
An invitation has arrived!
But you can't show it!
I thought I could just hold up the invitation and leave it there.
So I didn't open it and just left it there.
Wow!
And then it turned out to be a masterpiece!
Wow!
Then you have to cut it in half and show it!
Wow!
I didn't know!
I hate it!
You hate it, don't you?
It's terrifying!
I'm going to fall!
It's scary!
It's hard to send you off!
Open it up again!
Open it up!
No, no!
You have to write your name and everything!
I'll erase it!
Yes, you have to erase it!
You're a scholar!
I'm glad you like it!
Don't worry!
Help me!
Please!
Okay!
Help me!
Sakurako!
If you don't like your current character,
or if the current character isn't good enough for you,
or if you have complaints about what you're doing,
come on, pay me for living expenses!
Who says that?
People think I have a character.
But I don't.
I don't know what I know.
If you don't like it, you don't like it.
If you don't like it, you should die.
If you don't like it, you should die!
When you look at this earring, you can see a lot of things.
This is for real.
We'll verify it later!
You're lucky! You're lucky! You're lucky! You're lucky! You're lucky! You're lucky!
Now, to the next!
Muroi Shigeru-san!
Huh? That's not me!
No! Don't I look like her?
Can I look like her?
Can you?
You can't pass the moving inspection!
Are you a job seeker?
Oh my.
It really doesn't go through.
What's wrong?
I'm looking for a house right now.
What is it?
Excuse me?
Are you short of money?
I'm short of money, but...
Are you short of money?
What is it?
I'm looking for a house,
but it doesn't go through at all,
and I'm not allowed to work.
What does "work" say?
It says "talent."
Doesn't it also say "annual income"?
Yes, yes, yes.
How much do you earn annually?
I honestly don't know.
What about when you earn the most?
When I earn the most?
I retired now, so I don't earn much anymore.
Then how much do you earn this month?
How much did you earn in April?
April?
I earned 70,000 yen this month.
That's a lot of money!
How did you earn it?
That's a lot of money!
Everyone, give her some money!
Give her some rice or little curry.
Everyone, give her some money!
Next!
Oh!
Akiro!
Hey! Crying woman!
Don't cry and give men points!
Crying is really ugly!
I'm super cute!
Shinjiara-san!
Your hair is dyed too!
Your last smile makes me angry.
What do you want to be?
I want to be cute.
Why?
Give me a cute phrase!
Take me with you today!
No!
You look like a musketeer!
You don't look like a musketeer!
You look like a musketeer!
Your feelings are getting younger and younger!
Let's ask Yasko-san one last time!
Yasko-san!
Be quiet at night!
In the morning, crows come to my house and cry!
I can't sleep!
Please tell me how to take care of myself!
No!
I'm going to cry again in a few hours!
In the morning, crows come to my house and cry!
It's early in the morning!
Good luck, Yasko-san!
That's all for tonight!
Tatsumi-san, thank you!
Ah! Ah!
Tatsumi's independent telephone!
In this corner, I, Tatsumi Siina, will call celebrities and see if they're doing anything that could be taken up for a wide show.
It's an independent corner.
Independent, right?
Yes, I'm independent.
And...
Today, we'll be calling...
Drunk Dragon's...
Suzuki Taku-san!
Oh! Well, she's a colleague of mine.
Oh! She's from my agency.
That's right!
Is there anything about him that you're addicted to?
Well...
Suzuki-san is a human scum.
I see!
You think he's a human scum.
Yes!
Oh, I see.
So, recently, I'd like to know if he's doing anything that could be taken up for a wide show.
Yes! I'd like to call him.
Well, I think you've been quiet lately.
Shall we call him?
Yes! I'll call him!
Phone number...
Get!
No, it's really him!
Wow!
Okay, I'll call him!
This show is scary, isn't it?
Yes, hello?
Suzuki?
Yes?
Um, it's me, but...
Hello?
Suzuki?
Yes?
What are you doing right now?
No, I'm just...um...
I heard you were calling me.
Who told you?
Who told you? It was on Twitter.
Twitter?
You shouldn't say things like that.
Huh?
Is that so?
Do you know who I am?
No, I don't know.
You don't know?
No, I don't know.
I see...
Suzuki, what are you doing right now?
I'm calling you Suzuki Suzuki, but can you give me a "three" for now?
Why?
I mean, you're not being treated like a normal person... You're probably getting older, aren't you?
Come on, don't get so mad.
No, I'm not that mad.
By the way, about me...
You know, we went to Disney together.
No, no, no.
We're different. Our voices are different.
No, we're not. I'm having a cold. I'm having a cold.
No, you can tell that I'm getting emotional all of a sudden. We're different, aren't we?
You got on a Friday, didn't you?
No, you don't know. We're different.
No, we're not.
He really doesn't like it.
No, we're different.
He really doesn't like it.
Yes, he really doesn't like it.
His reaction is not funny at all.
That's basically the problem.
I see...
By the way, why do you say things like "I'm on Twitter"?
I heard that you were going to sue me.
No, you're going to change your plan.
No, I heard it, too.
You don't usually say that even though you know it, do you?
Why do you say "third-rate entertainer", you idiot!
Can't you say "I don't know you"?
No, you said "I don't know you", didn't you?
No, you said "I'm going to call you", didn't you?
So don't say it, you idiot!
What do you mean "idiot"!?
I'll kill you!
No, you can't! I'll kill you instead!
What did you say!?
I know where you live in Kanagawa.
I know where you live in Kanagawa!
You're just a stalker!
What?
No, you said it! What do you want me to say!?
You've been talking nonsense for a while now.
I don't know!
You called me and you're talking nonsense!
I'll punch you in the nose!
I can dodge your punches!
You can't!
Idiot! I can dodge your punches!
You can't!
How many times do you want me to say it!?
I can dodge it!
My punches are "pacquiao"!
Shut up!
You don't know who "pacquiao" is, do you!?
I know!
He's a Filipino hero!
Liar! You don't know who he is!
I know!
He's a Filipino hero!
Fine!
How many times do you want me to say it!?
How... how many?
Five...
No!
Ten!
Liar!
It's obvious! You don't know who "liar" is, do you!?
You're the one who's lying!
I'm not lying, idiot!
Apologize! Apologize!
What makes you think I'm lying!?
Give me a kiss!
You don't know who "kiss" is, do you!?
I know, idiot!
You don't know who "kiss" is, do you!?
I know, idiot!
How many times do you want me to say it!?
You don't know who "kiss" is, do you!?
Shut up, idiot!
You're the one who called me, idiot!
You glasses idiot!
You're finally starting to sound like him!
Temper, you idiot!
I'm not that tempered!
Idiot!
Idiot! Martial arts idiot!
Yeah, that's right!
So why are you an idiot?!
Why are you an idiot?!
You only say "idiot" all the time, you idiot!
Black mask idiot!
Black mask, not mask!
You've been fishing a lot lately, haven't you?
Huh?!
You've been fishing a lot lately, haven't you?
You know, that...
You know, that... Muscat fish...
Idiot!
Idiot?! I'm not an idiot!
Idiot! I'm not an idiot!
Idiot!
Onigashima Okawara idiot!
That has nothing to do with me, you idiot!
Shut up, you idiot!
You shut up, you idiot!
Don't call me "muscat", you idiot!
No, no, of course it does!
If we're talking about fish, of course you'll say it, you idiot!
Shut up and try talking to me like you don't know me, you idiot!
What's with you?!
I said shut up and try talking to me like you don't know me, you idiot!
Don't say that...
You can only say "idiot", you idiot!
You're the idiot!
Idiot!
Say something, you idiot!
What's with that "hmmm"?
What?
"Muscat", idiot.
What did you say?!
Huh?!
What are you saying, you idiot?!
"Muscat", idiot.
What's with "muscat", idiot?!
Not all men are like that, you idiot!
Idiot, idiot! Shut up, you "muscat"!
Idiot!
What's with "muscat", you idiot?!
Idiot, idiot! "Muscat", idiot!
"Muscat", idiot!
Hello?!
"Muscat", idiot!
Excuse me!
Hello?
Hey!
Hello?
He hung up.
Cut it off. Cut it off.
What?
What's with that Muscat?
I know, right? He doesn't talk at all.
What's wrong with him?
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped, really.
Are you going to hang up? You don't have to.
Are you done?
You don't want it anymore?
And cut it off, idiot.
Okay.
Cut it off, idiot.
The last greeting.
That's right. It's rude if you don't greet properly and hang up.
That's right.
He's not answering.
He might seriously not answer!
(phone ringing)
(Sandew Gaynie)
I'm home.
Oh, it's him!
Chinko.
It's him.
Oh, it's him!
Chinko?
What is it? You're suddenly angry.
Suzuki Chinko?
What is it?! Write it again! That's not it!
Drunk Dragon's Chinko?
Um...
Drunk Dragon's Chinko, right?
Either one of them!
There's some in Tsukaze too, Chinko!
Ah, Drunk Dragon's Chinko.
Most of them, then!
You're all different besides me!
Ah, King of Comedy's "Chinko"
No, that's not it!
No, you can't say that either, Onee-san.
No, you can't!
No, you can't say that either, Onee-san.
It's just something that happened because of "Chinko"!
Talk about something funny.
Talk about something funny!
"Muchaburumi" is a good one, right?
Hmm...
It's not "Mu"!
If it's not, it's fine.
No, it is!
Is it? Tell me!
Yeah! Six...
Six-year-old...
Jinan calls me "Suzuki" in the shadows!
I cut it!
When do you cut it?
Why don't you cut it a little earlier?
That's it, right?
Yes, I'm done.
Okay, let's have a commercial break!
Midnight Wine Show!
Mascots "Baka" No. 1 is...
"Baka" No. 1 Ultra Quiz 2018!
Now, it's the annual event that decides who is the best idiot in Muscats, and today is the final round.
I see.
Thank you very much.
It's hard.
It's hard again.
Let me review the reasons for holding this event.
It's been a year since last year's 2017 Idiot No. 1 final.
Since then, there have been more idiots.
And now, Muscats is facing an idiot crisis.
We don't need idiots.
That's right.
So, we will organize idiots around here and make better units.
I see.
And, last year's Idiot No. 1 was Mikami, who was praised for being the best.
I've been buying it for a year and a half...
Can you raise your head?
I can't keep my balance.
Is it heavy?
It's heavy.
Is it heavy?
Yes.
It's been a year and a half, so I'm getting smarter.
Are you?
And, why do I have to be in the seed?
That's right.
It wasn't decided by the qualifier.
I thought only I would be chosen.
But, last year's Idiot No. 1 was chosen as a seed.
Everyone looks so stupid.
Is it true?
What are you talking about?
Well, let me introduce the idiots who passed the qualifier.
They have small chins.
First of all, Misaki Tamori.
Tam.
Next, Miharu Usa.
She has small chins.
Next, Tatsumi Shiina.
Minami Mojima.
She has small chins.
Mai Ishioka.
She has small chins.
And, Yua Mikami who is in the seed.
She has small chins.
She has an idiotic smile.
How about you, Okubo and Mitsura?
Idiots have small chins.
They drink without chewing.
I see.
Idiots have small chins.
By the way, last time we had a rose rolling quiz.
Kurosawa participated in it.
But, I got it right.
But, you look like an idiot.
You look like an idiot.
You don't look like me at all.
What?
I saw Trump's tweet.
What language is it in?
English.
Can you read English?
I can read English.
Can you read English?
It's okay.
You can pass.
Can I pass?
Among those idiots?
Can I pass?
You can pass.
You look like an idiot.
You can pass.
You look good in it.
You look good in it, Kurosawa.
I should pass first?
Yes, you should pass first.
It's a minimum.
Yes, it's a minimum.
Let's ask each of you about your enthusiasm.
Mikami, you said you became smarter.
Did you really become smarter?
I solved most of the questions last time.
Really?
I don't think you became the number one idiot.
No, no.
Are you good at saying old jokes?
Old jokes?
Are you good at saying old jokes?
Old jokes?
I'm good at saying old jokes.
Can you explain what old jokes are?
What are old jokes?
It's a quiz about old jokes.
A quiz about old jokes?
You're an idiot.
What is the most difficult word you know?
I can think of it.
Three-sided argument.
It's about time.
Three-sided argument.
What does it mean?
It means that there are different opinions of people.
I see.
You're getting smarter.
Shall we explain the rules?
Yes, let's go.
Let's explain the rules in three-sided argument.
The final round is a quick-fire quiz.
Those who participated in the final round should answer two questions correctly.
Two questions?
Yes, two questions.
The last idiot will be the number one idiot of 2018.
I see.
Since it's a quick-fire quiz, we'll use the quick- fire hat that was used in the classic "America's Biggest Idiot" quiz.
Let's start with the questions.
Yes.
I and Mitsura-san have it here.
I will go first.
Is it difficult? Question!
You can pass!
What is the abbreviation of a drink or food with a special mark?
Special insurance!
Close!
Mitsura-san! Special warranty!
No!
Please say the abbreviation well!
Special...
Special insurance contract!
No!
Specified insurance drink!
No!
Mitsura-san! Special storage!
Mitsura-san! Special storage food!
No!
Special...
Special insurance food!
It's a commercial!
It's a little different!
Special insurance food!
Sorry! Special insurance food!
You can do it like this, so please do your best!
Let's go over there!
Question!
Who is depicted in the 5,000-yen book?
Nobuchi-san!
No!
Chii-chan!
Satsuri-san!
Why?
Satsuri-san!
Higuchi Chio!
Chieko-san!
Chieko-san is first place!
Chieko-chan is first place!
Wow!
A round of applause!
A round of applause for Chieko-chan!
Let's continue!
Let's go over there!
Question!
Who is depicted in the 5,000-yen book?
A Russian figure skater who won a gold medal in the future olympics, Akita Inu, was sent to Zakitova.
Zakitova was named after the dog!
Masaru!
It's a linguistic type, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a linguistic type, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's continue.
Question!
Okinawa.
It's located in Futenma base.
It's said to have done a good job with helicopters and airplanes.
What is the name of the latest American transport aircraft?
Bogue 51.
Helicopter!
Tatsumi, it's your turn!
Black Panther.
What is it?
If it's "play," does it mean "play" is the last word?
Ah!
I'm sorry!
Osprey.
Kinta won!
Kinta! Kinta won!
You're an idiot, aren't you, Kinta?
Osprey, congratulations!
Congratulations!
But you have to ask the questions to the end, right?
Kurosawa-san, are you okay?
I understood it when you said "play".
You have to press it.
I see.
Please press it.
Shall we start?
Yes, please!
President Obama was president before President Trump,
but President Bush was president before him.
In addition, President Mannington was president before him.
Washington!
Wow!
Clinton!
Correct!
Mannington!
Washington!
You're an idiot!
Washington!
Mannington!
You found it well.
Mannington!
Wow!
Next, this is a chance question.
Anyone can answer it.
Question!
27 plus 18 is...
A question is a chance.
Correct!
48!
Incorrect!
45!
Correct!
You said you like clouds.
I'm glad.
Clouds are cheap.
Clouds are good.
It's fun.
No one can answer it except you, Tamori-san.
Who has one point?
You have one, right?
You're the idiot number one.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I know, but I'll push you.
I'll push you, Tamori-san.
Okay, let's go.
Question!
Kurosawa-san can answer it.
What is the name of Yuzo Kayama's ship that sank last month?
This is...
Kayama-san!
Isomaru!
Incorrect!
Isomaru-san!
Isomaru-san for 24 hours!
It's delicious!
It's something round.
Something round!
Please push it!
Please push the button!
Something round!
Please push it!
Hint! Hint!
Usshio-maru!
Kurosawa-san!
Akamaru!
Incorrect!
It became like this!
Minimaru!
What is it?
Seira-chan!
Yuen...maru.
It can't be.
Yuen...maru!
It starts with "ko"!
Ko!
Komaru!
Incorrect!
It's this one!
Hint!
Ko!
Yes! Please!
Komamaru!
Incorrect!
It's "gyunmai"!
"Gyunmai"!
It's "gyunmai"!
It's not the way you say it in your era!
But it's getting close!
"Kouu"!
"Kouu" is...
"Koumon"...
Incorrect!
You can't say it like that!
"Kouzou"!
"Kou" is...
"Kouzoumaru"!
Incorrect!
"Kouushi"!
"Kouushimaru"!
Incorrect!
Wow! It's getting close!
Wow!
"Kouushi"!
"Kouushinomaru"!
Incorrect!
"Kouushinomaru"! Incorrect!
"Kouushidamaru"! Incorrect!
Why? Why do you only use it?
"Kouushi"... "Koushi"?
"Koushima" is correct.
"Kouushima"... "Koushimamaru"!
Why do you only use it?
"Kouushi"... "Kouushimasomaru"!
What are you saying?
"Koushi"... Last letter!
"Kou..." Wait a minute!
Say it from "Kou"!
"Kata" (shoulder)!
"Zero" is "Zero"!
"Koushinmaru"! Correct!
"Koushinmaru" is correct!
"Koushinmaru" is the correct answer!
Thank you!
I don't remember what the answer was anymore.
What was it?
The level of the question has dropped considerably.
Yes, we don't have much time, so let's lower the level.
Here we go.
Question!
The goal is to go up in a slide, but what is the start called?
Start!
No, no, no!
The start is...
Kojima-san!
Hunter!
What? What? What hunter?
What? What? What? What did you bring?
What? What?
Go!
No, no, no!
No, no!
It looks really stupid!
The goal is to go up and...
- What's the start called? - Oh, I made a mistake.
No, Usa-chan, say something.
I thought it was "start."
No, it's not!
- Let's go! - No, no, no!
No!
Go down!
"Nani".
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
"Wan".
It's not "nani".
It's wrong.
Is "hint" enough?
"Nani dashi".
Kojima-san!
"Furidashi"!
Of course!
Kojima-san is rich.
I'm rich.
I did it!
Shall we start?
Please do your best!
It might be advantageous for people who know this.
Here is the question!
A Japanese representative of curling girls, L.S. Kitami, was eating...
Yes, Kitami-san!
"Ichigo" (strawberry)
No, it's wrong!
"Banana" (banana)
It's wrong!
Please listen until the end!
The name of Hokkaido's cheesecake snack that was sold out because she was eating it is...
"Akai" (red)
"Nani" (what)
"Akai kutsu" (red shoes)
Wrong!
"Yokohama" (Yokohama)
"Akai"...
Kojima-san!
"Akai renga" (red brick)
Wrong!
"Akai yokohama" (red brick)
Akai...
There was something, wasn't there?
Akai...
There was something.
"Akai" cheese?
No, no, no!
It's cheesecake snack, but...
You're stupid!
Usa-chan!
"Akai" verb.
Wrong!
Mitsumi-san!
"Akai" coral reef.
"Akai" coral reef?
That's "Aoi" coral reef!
Tatsumi-san!
"Akai" blood.
Wrong!
It can't be that wrong!
"Akai" forest!
Wrong!
Mitsumi-san!
Kojima-san!
"Akai" sea!
Wrong!
You don't know!?
"Akai" lover!
That's wrong, "akai" lover!
What!?
Isn't it?
It's not!
"Akai" rain cloud!
"Akai" rainbow!
I don't know!
Now, shall we review the question?
Shall we review the points?
Yes!
The people who have 1 point now...
Yes!
Oh! I see!
Kurosawa-san and Tatsumi-san and Mojima-san.
- Zero points? - Zero points for...
- Usa-chan and Ara Ara and Mojima-san. - Ara Ara and Mojima-san.
- It's true that we haven't been answered yet. - Then should we do a simple one?
- I want to hear it. - Okay, here we go. Question!
Last month, a former Hiroshima Carp player who passed away also won the national honorary award, Kinugasa...
I said it wrong.
- It's just a guess. - It's just a guess.
- Kakefu! - No, it's not.
- It's not Kakefu-san, is it? - I'll continue with the question.
Speaking of Kinugasa Sachio-san's compatibility...
- Kinugasa-san's compatibility... - Ikari-san!
- Kinutan! - No!
- That's cute! - That's cute, but...
- That's cute! - It's Kinugasa-san's compatibility.
- Kurosawa-san! - Yes, Kurosawa-san!
- She likes western music! - No!
- Is that so? - She seems to know a lot about western music.
- Kinugasa Sachio-san? - No, not that much!
- Kinugasa-san's... - Ikari-san!
- Kinuyo... - No!
- What's it called again? - What's it called...
- Kinugasa Sachio-san... - Kinugasa Sachio-san...
- Sachio? - Sachio?
- Hatsumi-san! - Sachi...
- It's not your last name, is it? - It's not my last name!
- It's not related to my last name! - It's not related to her last name!
- Her nickname had a very strong meaning! - Yes!
- Ikari-san, you like dogs! - No!
- Why?! - No!
- Ikari-san, you like gold!
Oh?
Well, I guess it's more like that.
Iron arm.
Close!
- Near! - Close!
- It's close! - It's close!
- Futatsu! - Gold arm!
- No, it's not! - No, it's not!
Iron leg!
No!
- No! - No!
- Iron... - No, no, no!
- Iron arm? - No!
- No, no! - No, no!
- Futatsu! - Iron bat?
- No! - No, no, no!
- It's not an iron bat! - It's not an iron bat!
- Even iron fits you! - Yes, it does!
- You're so strong! - Futatsu!
"Tetsu no kutsu"? (Iron shoes)
Why "kutsu"? (shoes)
"Tetsu no human"! (Iron human)
What?
"Tetsu no batter"! (Iron batter)
No, no, no!
Isn't it too late?
It's two letters.
"Tetsu"? "Tetsu" what?
"Tetsu" is...
Close!
"Tetsu" is close!
"Tetsu" what, Koshima-san?
What?
"Tetsu" is close!
"Tetsu" is "kutsu" (shoes)
That's terrible!
That's not good!
The answer is...
"Tetsu jin" (iron man)
That's it!
"Tetsu jin" (iron man)
Is there such a thing as "tetsu jin" (iron man) in cooking?
"Tetsu jin" (iron man)
That's not "tetsu jin" (iron man)
That's it!
That's terrible!
Kurosawa-san, look at his face and do it!
"Tetsu jin" (iron man)
Here we go!
Question!
The line that passes between the North Pole and the South Pole is...
What is it?
Oh, Kojima-san!
It's Sekido!
Wow!
We got it right!
Kojima-san, you got all three of them right!
We did it!
Kojima-san, you thought you were strong, didn't you?
No, but it was really embarrassing to line up with people like them.
You say that all the time!
You say it all the time!
I'm glad, I'm glad!
Kojima-san!
I'm so happy!
Shall we move on?
I think it's better for you to say it, Kurosawa- san.
It's different for everyone.
Here we go, question!
The name of B. and Takeshi's new office that's been independent from the office in the North Pole is...
T.N. Go!
Correct!
That's amazing!
You're so lucky!
You love it!
You love the ruins problem!
You love the moments in the movie!
As expected of you!
I'm glad, I'm glad!
Okay, let's go!
You're strong, so you should stay!
You should stay!
Here we go!
Question!
Say the opposite word.
The opposite word of "natural" is...
Mikami-san.
Storm.
Storm?!
Tatsumi-san!
Disruption.
It's the opposite of "natural"!
Tatsumi-san!
Mud.
No, no, no!
Mud is "natural"!
It's the opposite of "natural"!
Creature?
That's not it!
Trash!
That's not it!
What are you saying?!
Forest!
That's "natural"!
It's the opposite of "natural"!
Factory!
Mikami-san!
Fertilizer!
Wait a minute!
Mikami-san!
Tatsumi-san!
Unnatural!
Unnatural, unnatural...
Well, well, well...
That's what it is, but it's not quite natural.
Processed goods!
That's what it is!
Tatsumi-san!
Plastic!
She's just saying "processed goods"!
That's not it!
Mikami-san!
Plastic surgery!
But that's what it is!
That's what it is!
That's natural!
Cyborg?
No, no, no!
But she's doing it!
She's saying that a plastic surgery woman's face is "somehow"...
She's saying "somehow"!
That's "something"!
"Something"!
It's a bit difficult for a plastic surgery woman to say that.
Yes, Mikami-san?
Ugly!
No, no, no!
Nasubi-san!
Like a doll!
Something like that!
"Jin"? "Jin"?
"Jin"?
Rikami...no, no, no...
Usa-chan!
Usa-chan was the strongest!
But you still have one point!
One point!
And now, point-wise,
Usa-chan and Nasubi-san have one point each,
and Rikami-san has...
How many points do you have?
Zero points!
That's strong!
Time is running out!
Next question!
"Power harassment", "morahara" is "morasu harassment", and "matahara" is "nani harassment"?
"Matahara"!
Rikami-san!
"Matanity harassment"!
How can you not know this?!
Let's go!
Here we go!
Who was the one who practiced horseback riding on a bear?
Kintaro!
Correct!
Next one!
Last one!
Question!
Where is the capital of Italy?
Push it! Push it!
Paris?
Wrong!
America?
Wrong!
Italy! Italy's capital!
Italy's capital!
Italy!
Wrong!
Africa?
Wrong!
Rikami-san!
Pasta!
There's nothing left!
There's Italian too.
No! Italy! Italy!
No!
No answer!
No way!
The answer is...
The answer is "ro"!
"Ro"?
"Ro"!
"Roma"?
"Ro"!
"Roma"! "Roma" is the answer!
"Rossia"! "Rossia"! "Rossia"!
We couldn't find the answer, so next week...
We want to see it for real!
Please let us know!
Yes!
Our live performance "Compliance" that got a lot of love at Akasaka Blitz the other day is not scary at all!
This week, Saturday, May 12th, at Umera Club Quattro in Osaka, it will be held!
The tickets are also on sale!
Please come and see us!
Also, this week, May 12th, at Abeno Video, we will be holding a wide show at midnight!
Please come and see us!
We will be having a live performance!
Please come and see us! We'll be waiting for you!
Please come and see us!
Mikami-san, you haven't studied at all!
What?
Today's questions were difficult!
Difficult?
Today's questions?
Difficult!
Mikami-san, was today's questions difficult?
Difficult!
I don't want to lose to No. 1!
Please read the newspaper! We have a week!
Study for a week!
See you next week!
Goodbye!