AISubs v3.5
Rock you, rock you, rock you, rock you!
Come on, everyone!
The cherry blossoms have fallen, but the dark clouds haven't fallen at all!
Opening call!
It's time for the dark, dark night show!
It's a world where you can't say what you want to say, but come on, put it on the dark bumper!
You can say anything, right?!
Let's spit it out while praying for a fire to burn in our bellies like this!
Let's! Let's just! Come on!
If you have anything you want to say, please say it!
Just a little more! Just a little more!
Somehow, Asuka and Kirara are gone, but all of a sudden, is everyone okay?!
Yes!
We're okay! We're okay!
Hey! Stop it! Stop it! It's disgusting! Really! Really!
Yeah!
Woo!
Yeah!
When the pillow smells like drooling, it makes me feel a little calm!
Yeah!
Does it smell? Does it smell? Does it smell?
Is it sloppy?
Sometimes it smells like drooling.
Is it sloppy?
No, it smells!
The calmness of love has changed!
Hey!
No one wanted to say it!
Hey!
Is your mouth sloppy?!
Hey!
Woo!
Let's spit it out while praying for a fire to burn in our bellies like this!
Hey! Odaiba area!
After all, nothing has changed since April!
Ah!
What? What? What? What do you mean?
Odaiba area is also saying something right now!
Yes!
What?
Nothing has changed?
Maybe it's because of the show?
But the show has changed!
A new one has started!
It started today too?
Yes!
I don't know...
Why you!
Even if you know, you shouldn't make enemies like that!
You shouldn't make enemies without knowing!
You should know before you say it!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you okay today?
Aren't you unstable today?
Are you okay?
A guy who goes out in a golden week...
If you fold your tongue...
Die!
Tongue?!
What do you mean by "tongue"?
You fold your tongue...
Yes!
And you want to put it in his mouth, right?
Ah!
You fold your tongue and...
Not your tongue, you fold your tongue and put it in his mouth, right?
That's crazy!
Seriously!
The position of your earring is weird!
Yoka!
That's crazy!
Take it easy!
Abeno!
Please look it up!
Are you okay?
Say what you want to say!
Tsucha!
When you wash a spoon in tap water...
The water will overflow unexpectedly...
So be careful!
Ika!
That's so cute!
It's true!
You have to be careful of that!
Everyone, please take it easy!
That's cute!
Shizuyu!
Can you do it?
Can you climb up?
Are you okay?
Tell me, erotic person!
What is "happy mail"?
Ah!
Happy!
Happy mail?
What do you think it is?
What is happy mail?
It's a dating app!
You don't know it?
The latest one?
The latest one!
The latest one is the fourth year!
Ah, the governor has it!
The governor has it?
Happy mail?
Ah!
Bank's?
Yes!
You can't take money!
You can't give money!
Let's be nice!
Class 10,000, okay?
I see!
That's what I heard!
That's cute!
It's a new university!
It's cute!
If you don't do it, let's do it overseas!
You can't do it overseas!
It's overseas!
Where is it?
You can't do it?
It's cute!
You can't do it?
Disneyland is celebrating its 35th anniversary!
Go over there!
Oh my goodness!
That's true!
There are more of you, aren't there?
Are you a young celebrity?
Yes, there are.
There were a lot of celebrities, weren't there?
Yes, there are.
For example? Who makes you the most angry?
Who is it?
Yukiina-san.
Yukiina won!
No!
Bruno Mars is angry!
Is that Yukiina?
That's not Yukiina!
Yukiina won!
There are about four of you!
Bruno Mars is angry!
There are a lot of you, aren't there? Bruno Mars!
No! No! You're wrong!
I'm scared.
Why can't you always take out the back of the meat bun?
No, no, no.
You can't.
It's because you killed it!
You can't!
Can you take it out?
You can't!
This is a live show!
The meat bun season is over!
Meat buns are available all year round!
You don't eat them that much!
You're wrong! You're wrong!
Can you say it?
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
It's a pity!
You lie, you cheat, you cheat, you pay taxes.
What is happening in Japanese politics?
That's why young people don't go to elections.
But, if you complain about it, vote first and say it!
You cut politics!
You did it right!
You cut politics!
You did it right!
You did it too right!
What should we do?
Is this what Max Cutts, Mr. Okubo, has seen?
What should we do if Max Cutts doesn't say mean things?
It doesn't matter if someone says mean things!
Hey, Mr. Hiroshima Kenkei!
If you are one of the police, work more hard!
I know but...
Hiroshima Kenkei!
I'm done with you, I don't like you!
Hiroshima Kenkei!
I know you, I know you!
What's going to happen?
Can you say something more common sense?
Don't worry, say something more common sense!
Well, about unbearable politicians and local government's unfavorable women's issues...
Even a great person like you goes to a hotel or two, don't you feel sorry for them?
I think it's discrimination!
That way!
That way, right?
There's a place in the world where you can touch boobies, right?
Yes.
If you're told that, how do you return it?
If it's mine, I'd be happy.
There's a place like this.
Since you're allowed to touch boobies, would you like to go to this boobie stand?
Oh, can we go to this boobie stand?
Thank you very much!
We're from Derrymond.
Yes, we're from Derrymond's boobie stand.
It's a monster stand!
It's 47 degrees Celsius!
If you don't mind, please stand aside!
Can you do it?
Hello, I'm Subu.
It's been half a year since 2018, but...
I don't have a job!
Huh?
She's here!
Huh?
Who?
Um, this time...
Um, Onamic-san...
Um, Subu-san...
Um, since you're not ugly...
Yes.
We're going to change your name from Horiz...
Why?
To Anamic-san!
I'm Subu!
I'm Anamic-san!
I'm not Subu anymore!
I'm Anamic-san!
I'm Subu!
It's weird that I'm Subu!
Why?
Why is that?
But you even made this card!
Anamic-san!
Who is Anamic-san?!
Subu is here!
Subu means ugly! Don't you hate it?!
B-but! You gave me the name "Subu"!
I did?!
It's a shame! It's a shame!
You gave me the name "Subu"!
What did you say?!
Instead of that, I'd like to introduce myself as the third mascot of Muscat.
Nice to meet you!
Who is it?!
My name is Matsu3po!
It's a generation change!
Why? Is there a reason you're not helping the ugly?
You've been doing it for four years!
Are you changing your mind now?
Why? Isn't Onomiku-chan's better?
But... Onomiku-chan's...
You've been doing it for a few years!
Because you're Onomiku-chan!
Onomiku-san! Onomiku-san!
You're going to be Onomiku-san from now on!
So you might come back when you're uglier!
Don't be stubborn!
You'd better watch it!
Don't be stubborn!
You've changed!
You've changed in three years!
So we hope you'll continue doing it!
We'll keep doing it!
Go, Matsu3po!
Go!
The free wifi on planes is too weak!
Free wifi on planes!
It doesn't connect?
It doesn't connect at all!
What should we do if we want to be moved?
Be moved!
Be moved?
Yes!
By what?
By your cell phone?
Yes!
Be moved!
Do your best!
Be moved!
Next is Mihiro-chan!
Be moved!
She's definitely against it!
Don't read it! Don't read it!
Sensei, are you alright?
If you bite it, you know...
Otani Shouhei-senshu!
It's about to be the turn of the girls who only have good intentions!
Be careful!
Otani Shouhei-senshu!
There are a lot of nice girls in Matsukatsu!
I want you to go to Matsukatsu!
She's been targeted!
Nitoryu!
It's a Japanese treasure!
It's been on the internet a little too!
She's a dangerous woman!
You should be careful!
I know! I know!
Boy? Boy? Are you alright?
You have a bad feeling about this!
What is that? Is it Mihiro-san?
Mihiro-chan has a bad feeling about this!
There are a lot of girls who have bad feelings about this!
But in the end, you'll do it!
You'll do it!
Do you have anything you want to say?
I do!
Say it! Say it!
You're friends with Matsuri P.O., aren't you?
In this corner,
Yasuko, who has always been alone in the back,
has a new friend!
Matsuri P.O.!
Matsuri P.O. is Yasuko's new friend!
I'll say it! I'll say it! I won't say anything!
That's right!
Someday, I'd like to transform Su-Bu into that C-3PO...
I-2-D-2!
In the end...
It's my dream to follow you!
Do your best!
Please look at me more!
That's right!
Do your best at making things you like!
Do your best!
One more!
One more! Say it at the end! Say it!
One more?!
From here?!
Say it! Say it with feeling! Say it with feeling!
Say it with feeling!
On Shinkansen...
Excuse me, can we lower our backs?
Don't you need that?!
We do!
You do, don't you?!
What?!
You do, don't you?!
What?!
What's with you?!
Are you doing things you shouldn't?!
I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!
It's fun!
It's fun?!
It's a fun day when you don't know what's going on!
Isn't it great?!
Let's continue to have fun!
"Dance Dance Smile" show will continue!
Let's meet again on nights you want to dance!
The next segment is...
"Athleisure" show!
Night sports day, 1 million yen!
The road to winning!
Let's go!
Let's go, everyone!
Let's go!
Alright!
Hey!
Yes, what is it?
In fact, on April 30th, there will be a night of Jado- filled outdoor sports day 2018, right?
Yes!
And the prize money is one million yen!
Wow!
Don't you want it?
I do!
We absolutely have to win, so...
Yes!
Um... ladies...
Yes!
Um...
Kanpei is late!
I can't speak!
Huh? What?
Well, anyway, we want to win, so...
Yes!
Today, we'll have a night of outdoor sports day!
Wow!
Yes!
Um... I did some research, and...
The staff here are all idiots!
Ah!
Yes!
That's why...
Um...
Most of them are...
Well, not all of them...
Really?
Yes!
Wow!
Bride and groom!
Well, this is it!
Wow!
Yes!
This is it!
Wow!
Yes!
This is it, but...
Yes!
I don't want you to talk anymore!
Explain it!
Huh?
That's enough!
What?
Explain it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm listening!
Huh?
I'm listening!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I want to do it!
I got it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! This is...
Yes!
This is...
Uden soup!
Look at this!
Do you know there's a plate?
Yes!
What is this taste?
Wow!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Here...
What is it?
Here...
We'll set up hot oden here!
And in that state...
We'll have a real Uden soup!
Yes!
Let's go!
Hot!
Let's go!
One, two...
Hot!
Uden soup!
Hot!
Uden soup!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I said it! I said it!
Who said it? Who said it?
As a city representative...
Fujiwara!
You're ugly!
It hurts! It hurts!
Sister! It's hot!
Uden!
Can I put it here?
It's hot! Can I touch it?
You should touch it.
It's hot!
It's not! It's not!
It's scary!
It's hot!
You have to do it to win one million yen!
Do you understand?
Do it seriously!
Do it! Do it!
It's hot!
Let's go!
Ready, go!
Let's go!
It's hot!
Let's go!
You can touch it!
It's hot!
If you do like this, you can win one million yen!
Go back! Go back!
Ishioka! Hey you!
Idiot! Idiot!
Ishioka, are you OK?
Hurry up!
Let's go!
It's hot! Can you pour me some water?
It's hot!
Pour some hot tea and pour it to Mimimi!
It's hot! It's hot!
I'm boiling!
Do your best!
Should I heat it up?
It's hot! It's hot!
Do you want me to do it for you?
Take it off!
You want to win one million yen, don't you?
Let's go!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Be careful!
It's hot!
Hurry up and pour me some water!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
It's hot! It's hot!
Hey you!
It's hot! It's hot!
Go back! Go back!
Idiot!
It's hot! It's hot!
Cool it down! Cool it down!
Who's next? Who?
Who?
Next!
White stone!
White stone?
White stone!
That's right!
It's strong!
It's strong, isn't it?
White stone!
It's really strong!
White stone is strong, isn't it?
No, it's strong!
It's strong!
You can stretch your arms!
It's true!
It's hot!
What? What?
What?
Hot! Hot!
Maniac?
Yes!
White stone!
Will you say it? Will you say it?
It's so hot!
You're so kind!
So kind!
White stone!
It's hot!
It must be hot!
Do you want to wind it up?
That's wrong!
We will win! We will win!
We are rooting for you!
I dropped it in my mouth.
Sister, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Can you go over there for a moment?
Put some soup on it.
Put your hands together.
Put it on the plate.
You can't hold it.
Sister!
Sister, hang in there!
Ready, go!
It's hot! It's hot!
I said it's hot! It's hot! It's not! It's hot! It's so smelly! It's smelly! Oh my! It stinks! It's hot! It's hot! It must be smelly! It stinks! I'm amused so let me do it again, okay?
Okay, who? You go, Pikako! Who? Mihiro!
Divine gentleman, Sayaka!
Which one?
Sayaka!
Am I gonna be okay?
Sayaka, sayaka, sayaka, come here!
Revenge, huh?
We're friends, you know.
That's how it is.
Are you okay?
Let me pour you some juice.
Pour me some juice, please.
Don't bend!
Can you pour me a lot of juice?
Sure.
Don't bend!
I'm okay, too.
Don't bend!
I'll do my best.
Help me!
You look like you're having fun.
It's fun!
What is she doing?
Are you okay?
I'll do my best.
Don't bend!
I'll do my best!
Don't bend!
Help me!
I'm sorry!
Who was that?
It's hot in here.
It's stinky in here.
You're weak!
But I'll win a million yen in the sports festival.
Are you okay?
I'm fine now.
Don't bend!
No bend!
Don't bend!
Okay!
From me, Matsuri Po to Honki Naru,
A nightly sports festival filled with card games
April 30th at 9 o'clock till 3 o'clock at night
We'll be broadcasting live at 9 o'clock
We will be broadcasting live at 9 o'clock
Our hosts are
Ohgi Ahagi and Mitsuura Yasuko
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
We will do our best.
Kamen Joshi and P-channel.
We will fight against four teams of Platinum Gundam.
We will fight for the first place in the first half of the championship.
Please watch it.
Kamen Joshi!
I'm looking at the list of Kamen Joshi.
Aren't they ugly?
Can we take off our masks?
Aren't they ugly?
I don't think we can exercise at all.
I don't think we can do variety shows.
What is this?
Can we do it?
I can't win.
I can win.
I'll win a million yen.
I understand.
After the commercial, there will be a prophecy of love's fear in the fortune-teller.
Love-chan!
Midnight wide show.
Next is this corner.
Love-chan's prophecy of fear wide show.
What is it?
This is a well-known fortune-teller, Love-chan, also known as love me do.
From the topic that love me do will appear in the wide show in 2018,
to the fortune of the members of Ebisu Mascots,
she tells everything about it.
There is also a prophecy of terrible fear.
Will we win?
I heard we will win.
I can't say it in detail, but we will win.
Wow, it's hard for me to say anything.
It's hard for me to say anything. Can I say this?
I'm surprised at your skill.
I'm surprised.
What is it?
Can you say it?
Then, I would like to call you right away.
It's love-chan, love me do!
Thank you for having us.
You're right, right?
Can you tell us about it?
Recently, President Donald Trump has been elected.
Also, today's windfall is happening.
Windfall?
Is there a dark area?
Wow!
Is it happening?
Yes, it is.
You can see it on Twitter.
It's happening in April and May.
Is it happening in Nagoya?
Yes, it's happening in Nagoya and Hokkaido.
You can see it on our blog.
Is it already happening there?
Yes, it's happening the night before.
Wow!
You can see it on our blog.
That's a great blog.
I'm definitely going to see it.
That's a great fortune-teller, love me do.
Recently, our member, Tamori, is predicted to be pregnant.
Is it okay?
Is it okay for now?
I think so.
You think so?
Is it okay for now?
It's okay, right?
Usually, we don't say such things like this.
But, today, we're going to say it seriously.
I'm scared.
Recently, we've been talking about it a lot.
We're going to announce our fears.
We're going to announce our fears one at a time.
Maybe some of them will be replaced.
I'm already nervous.
I don't want to do this anymore.
I'd like to announce the 10th place.
Shall we announce it from this stage?
By the way, are we doing this too?
We're doing it, but we're not in the ranks.
I hope we can do it later.
I'd like to announce the ranking of the current situation.
The 10th place is here.
Top 3 and Worst 3 are not in the rankings now.
4th place to 18th place are in the rankings now.
Since we're here, can we explain it from 4th place in order?
Shall we go from the top?
First of all, Tamori Misaki from 4th place.
She's pregnant this year.
You're not married now, are you?
I'm not married.
If you're pregnant, you should wear a rubber band.
I don't think I'll do it.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it.
Maybe you've made up your mind since I said it.
Maybe you'll be pregnant and quit being a mascot.
Will you be able to get married and have kids?
No, there's a single mother.
What?!
There's a single mother.
What?!
Will you be able to run away?
It's an advantage.
I think you'll be happy as a woman.
If you're happy, you'll be able to give birth.
But it's also a prophecy of anti-menopausal fear.
That's right.
So it's an advantage.
You'll be happy.
Isn't it a coincidence?
It's possible, but...
Please do it well.
Let's move on to the next one.
The fifth one is Yoshizawa.
Yoshizawa is very responsive and applicable.
You can do what you're asked to do in an instant.
You can also be trusted.
Maybe you'll be able to form a group in the future.
He's a leader.
This is a new pattern.
However, you need a rival.
If you don't have a rival, you won't be able to do your best.
You're a Yankee, aren't you?
That's right.
Oh, you're not fighting him.
You can't be his rival.
That's right.
If you can find someone else, you'll be fine.
It'd be nice if you could do it again.
The sixth one is Marina Shiraishi.
Marina.
Shiraishi, you're in charge of the leader position.
Please continue to do what you're doing.
Just be careful of your knees and back pain.
That's right.
It's a little different, isn't it?
Please be careful of that.
Let's move on to the seventh one.
The seventh one is Fujiwara.
Fujiwara's luck is getting better.
I'm so happy about that!
That's right.
There's a lot of work coming in.
I'm so happy about that!
But he's caught by a useless guy.
He's going to use the money that came in.
Oh, my God!
It's like a sadist.
Please be careful of stage actors and so on.
Please be careful of that.
I'll be careful of that.
Let's move on to the eighth one.
Minami Kojima.
Kojima will give results anyway.
However, in order to continue to give results,
you have to eat a lot of meat with adult people.
Is that meat a treat?
That's right.
That's a good thing!
You eat meat, you get a treat, and you succeed, right?
That's right.
But you have to be a great person.
A great person.
You have to choose a person, right?
I want you to be a beast.
You eat meat and then come back.
Let's move on.
Ninth one.
Momonogi Kana.
Momonogi.
That's right.
Momonogi's luck changes a lot this year.
However, the place you live now is very lucky until last year.
But your luck is bad this year, so please move.
Is that so?
Luck changes depending on the year.
That's right.
Even in winter.
That's right.
♪ Move! Move! ♪
If you don't move, you'll feel unhappy.
♪ Move! Move! ♪
Next in tenth place is Ishioka Mai-chan.
Ishioka is in an environment where she can do what she wants.
She's acknowledged by others and she's able to organize others.
Ishioka may be able to organize others.
She can organize others!
Isn't she a good rival?
However, she gets carried away.
She gets carried away?
Then, she gets kicked out.
In the end, she gets kicked out.
She gets kicked out in the end.
She gets kicked out.
It's better to be careful.
In a man's luck line,
maybe a man fails and things don't go well.
Work and love don't equal.
They don't grow together.
If you don't do either, you'll lose luck.
It's the worst if you have the same gender as the man you just met.
Please be careful.
Let's move on.
Next in eleventh place is Shiori Kamisaki.
You need to heal your heart.
Heal!
If you don't do anything reckless, you'll get distracted and not only your heart but also your body will break.
Please be careful.
That's right.
If you don't do anything reckless, you'll get distracted and not only your heart but also your body will break.
Next, 12th place is Yumekana-chan.
Ambition comes out strongly.
Big good luck comes.
It may not be, but I want you to be careful of illness and injuries.
Go for a health diagnosis.
Next is 13th place, Mitafujin.
I want you to be careful of illness and injuries.
You have a habit of being lazy.
You'll lose weight.
It can also be a fraud.
Have you ever been attached to a host or a man?
Are you okay?
Huh?
Attached to a man?
Did you see anything?
No, I didn't.
You've been attached!
Stop it!
Next!
14th place is Sae Ganzaki.
Yes.
Ganzaki is entrusted with an important role, but...
She keeps betraying expectations.
It's a bad outcome.
After that, she's expected to get a lot of big opportunities.
That's nice.
But?
But she's betrayed.
You can do it!
If you work hard for half a year, your reputation will decline.
For half a year!
Work hard for half a year.
Let's work hard.
Also, you'll get a weird illness, so be careful.
No!
Stop it!
Next!
15th place is me, Kogawa Iori.
Yes, Kogawa.
Kogawa shows leadership.
I'd like to sum up my thoughts.
In terms of luck, it's normal.
Normal?
You can't say anything.
There's nothing.
You can't say anything.
Well, well.
But it's fine.
It's fine.
It's better if there's nothing bad.
Well, yes.
After that, I'll be depressed on rainy days.
Depressed on rainy days?
In my heart, it's like "I can't calm down on a rainy day."
It's like that.
It gets humid when it rains.
Well, I like rainy days.
16th place is Aoi Tsukasa.
Right.
Aoi is lucky if you don't praise her.
I'll be depressed on rainy days.
And you'll feel angry this year.
Will you be okay?
Be careful!
Watch out!
Be careful!
Be careful of stalkers.
It's scary!
Watch out!
Be careful of stalkers.
- I'm scared of heights. - You should be careful of that.
- Be careful. - Please be careful.
Let's move on. Next up is 17th place, Mihiro-san!
- She's already pretty low. - Mihiro-san wants to go in an easier direction.
She seems happy and having fun, but she's in the middle of a divorce.
- Oh no! - This is bad.
- Are you okay so far? - I'm okay!
- But you still have this year. - Yes, I do.
- She's having fun. - She's smiling and seems like she's having fun,
but there's one member who has hostile thoughts about her.
- She's having trouble with that member this year. - She's having trouble!
- Is she in here? - Yes.
- Mihiro has hostile thoughts about her. - Yes, I do.
- I also have hostile thoughts about her. - Who is that?
- I don't know who Love-san is. - We don't know you, but...
- We don't know you, but...
- Wow, you know who she is! - You might not know her, but you might know her.
- Let's continue. - What should we do?
- Next up is 18th place, Ichikawa Masami-san! - Yes.
- Ichikawa. - She's too conscious of synchronicity.
- She should show her face a little more. - That might be good.
- She should show her face a little more. - That's right.
- Also, this year, she should be careful of surveillance. - Surveillance?
- She should check if there are hidden cameras or not in her room.
- Do you know why she's not checking? - She's checking if she's being watched.
- She's checking if she's being peeked at. - She also checks when she enters the bathroom.
- She's checking if she's being peeked at. - At the moment, please raise your hands if you're not called.
- It's half and half. - I don't like that.
- How is it? - Well, half of my luck is good and half of it is bad.
I suddenly need it, but I don't have it.
That's right, you don't have it.
Do you have it, Miyanami-san?
The feeling of being needed is getting stronger.
Maybe you work too hard.
I understand.
You're lucky if you do it appropriately.
Appropriately?
You work too hard.
That's right. And you get sick.
That's the worst.
If you do sex, you'll get lucky.
Sex!
No more sex!
Is it okay if it's a solo cast?
Yes.
I'd like you to put up with sex.
Please do it solo.
Let's talk about it first.
Let's start with the top three.
The third place is...
Asahi-san!
Asahi-chan!
Asahi-san is lucky.
She'll cause a miracle.
She's shining now.
She'll light up the place with her natural speech.
That's right.
She's charismatic.
Charismatic!
She might win a lottery.
I haven't won one yet.
When did you win one?
Didn't you win one that early?
I didn't win one that early.
But I'd like you to buy it when you want it.
That's interesting!
Tell me if you win one.
Congratulations!
That's amazing!
Let's move on to the second place.
The second place goes to this person!
Yururu-senryo!
Tatsumi-ssiina-san is mentally strong.
Her darkness works as an advantage.
If you break through the darkness in your heart, you'll get a big job.
It's better for you to say "I'm sick" more clearly.
I'm saying it now.
Is it okay for me to continue like this?
Yes, please do more.
You used to do it yourself, didn't you?
I don't believe anything you say.
You have a very good aura now.
You're saying bad things, but you have a good aura.
The worst three and the best one are left.
Who hasn't been chosen yet?
There's only one person.
The staff was surprised by the results.
It's surprising.
I'll announce the top one.
The number one is this person!
That's why you were shining!
I thought you were shining today!
You're the best!
I was the brightest last time.
You're shining today!
I was told I should move last time and I moved.
Maybe that's why you're lucky.
I'm happy!
It's okay!
I was surprised last week.
Has your skin turned gold since last week?
Since last week?
This year's lucky color is yellow, gold and brown.
Yellow!
I'm happy!
You have a good aura and you can feel the flow of time.
You're friendly and you're loved.
I'm glad!
If you don't get carried away, you'll do well.
This outfit is good for a while.
It'll be better next year.
If you're going to arrange it, you might want to use gold.
Thank you.
I'm scared!
Hang in there!
It's okay!
I'm scared!
There's a way to avoid it.
You can avoid it.
Can you give me some advice?
Hang in there!
I'd like to announce the third and 19th places.
19th place is this person!
Black hair!
He's weak.
Black hair is trapped in what he sees and doesn't think about it.
He's right!
He talks about what he's thinking about, but nothing changes.
When you're 46, you get lucky.
When you're 47, you get lucky.
Until then...
Hang in there!
What do you think about it?
You might be sued this year.
Be careful of the judge.
I don't like it!
What kind of situation?
Sometimes he says something annoying.
He gets into trouble and becomes like a complainer.
Or he gets sued for fraud.
He doesn't fraud, does he?
My aunt is about to be sued for that.
She's always on the phone at school.
Yes, you shouldn't talk about such things too much.
Be careful.
Who's 20th and last?
Is it okay to do it at the same time?
Can you do it at the same time?
The one who's left is...
We'll go towards it at the same time, right?
Pray, pray, pray!
Pray! It might change!
The second and third place are these people!
The second and third place are Hanami and the third place is Sue!
What?!
Miku-chan! Miku-chan!
Miku-chan, stay strong! You're ugly right now!
You're ugly!
You're ugly right now!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
You'll come back soon!
Miku-chan, you're ugly!
Miku-chan! Miku-chan!
You're pretty ugly!
You're ugly!
Which one of you should go first?
If you're going first, let's start with Natsume- san.
Let's start with Natsume-san!
Natsume-san, this year is an unstable and unstable year.
And love pulls you in.
What?!
Are you okay?
That's right.
If you don't go to parent's high school, your family will fall apart.
Do you eat bitter gourd in the show?
Yes, we do.
That's really good.
The bitter gourd makes you feel better.
I want you to feel more bitterness and pain.
I understand.
Next, let's talk about your weight.
That's right.
This year, my desire for destruction is stronger.
Desire for destruction?!
Yes, I want to start from zero.
You used to do destruction before, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
This year, no matter what you do, it won't work out.
That's amazing.
That's right. No matter what you do, it won't work out.
If you go abroad, you might succeed.
What comes to your mind?
I went to Australia.
Where?
Where did you go?
Australia.
I went to Australia and my heart moved.
I want to live more freely.
In Australia?
You might have connections abroad.
Do you get along with your family?
That's right. Please give up Japan.
By the way, when will you go back?
I can't do it this year.
That's really rude of me.
I was invited to be the luckiest person in other shows as mascots.
But you're the worst, aren't you?
That's right.
It can't be helped. Japan doesn't have an ally.
For now, please go abroad.
Can we go abroad this year?
That's right. No matter what you do abroad, whether it's dancing or whatever,
if you do something in front of people, you'll be lucky.
You'll become popular.
Please do something abroad.
We'll support you.
If you feel unlucky, you can wear gold this year.
What should we do?
We'll have more C-3PO.
Lucky color is yellow, brown and gold.
Please wear it all.
For more information, please click here.
Lucky color is...
Ledger!
Please click here for more info.
Please communicate in the end.
Everyone, please spend the year referraing to love- chan's fortune.
Today, love-chan, thank you very much!
There are other matters,
but shall we announce?
It will be held in Akasaka on May 4th, and it will be broadcast live on Ameba TV.
For more information, please watch Ameba TV's video "Mayanaka Wild Show #24" on April 21st.
You can buy buskets for one million yen, and it will be broadcast live for six hours from 9pm to 3am the next day on April 30th.
Please watch "Mayanaka Wild Show #2018" on Ameba TV!
Wait a minute!
What's up?
You know...
I have a list of characters that I want you to play.
Is there anything you want me to play?
Oh, no!
You know...
I'm a little surprised.
What's up?
I don't know!
Who is it?
What?
Mihiro is here.
What?
Where?
What's going on?
Why?
I don't know!
Leave Mihiro alone!
Mihiro?
Why?
I haven't asked yet!
Which team are you in?
Nobody asked you!
Which team are you in?
Which team?
But...
For now, you're ugly.
You guys are ugly.
Stop it!
You're ugly!
Which one?
You know...
You can win!
You can win?
You're not funny.
You're not athletic.
You don't look like it.
Your face is...
Your butt is dirty, too.
I can't stand this!
You can't stand it!
Your presence itself puts you down, so...
Right!
...um, you're gonna win!
You're gonna win!
For now...
...you're gonna win!
So that means you have to go back.
Let's do our best!
You've got more practice to do, don't you?
Right!
Let's do our best!
It's about time we say goodbye...
See you...
...on the third day!
On the third day...
...watch sports.
Good work!
Good work, everyone!
Good work!
Matsuoka-san, it's not good to get carried away because you got carried away too much.
Matsuoka-san commented, "I can barely hear what you're saying."
Matsuoka-san, it's not good to get carried away because you got carried away too much.
Thank you for your hard work today. See you next week!
For those of you who watched our reflection talk after the broadcast, we will be giving away live tickets to Ebisu Mascots on May 4th!
The keyword for the gift is "matsu3po". Please send in your name, address, phone number and keyword to this email address.
Please enjoy the video!