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Woooooh! Woooooh!
It's getting hot in here!
Come on, everyone, let's dance!
Opening the golden dance, south wide show!
Come on, it's time!
Do you know what day it is, the 13th?
We don't know!
It's the day Musashi and Kojiro fought!
Isn't it amazing?!
Woooooh!
In this world, you can't say what you want to say,
but you can say anything you want to say, right?!
Woooooh!
All the things you want to say, all the things you want to say,
you can say them while dancing!
Let's! Let's! Dance! Dance! More! Let's dance!
Woooooh!
Let's! Let's! Dance! Let's! Dance! More! Let's dance!
Woooooh!
Are you ready?! Are you ready?!
Yes!
The variety show I've been watching for years is coming to an end!
Give me back my fun!
Woooooh!
What do you want to say?!
Well, it's all thanks to you all, and...
You guys were awesome, too!
You were awesome!
You guys were awesome!
Thank you so much!
What kind of show was it?!
It was the last variety show!
So sad!
I'm sad all the time!
Go and say what you want to say!
Woooooh!
Go and say what you want to say!
JR East Japan, a security camera will be installed in new vehicles in the future! Awesome! There is no time limit!
I see! There is no time limit for experience!
There is no time limit, but there are some people who are a little suspicious.
From which range were you spotted?
Sitting in front of you.
From which range were you spotted?
Around here.
Show me! Show me! Show me!
Don't be so noisy!
So you were like this!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
OK! Go and say what you want to say!
Go!
The important "help" mark doesn't work at all!
"Help" mark? What is it?
Don't you know about "help" mark?
Do you know about "maternity" mark?
Yes, we know about it.
It's like a badge that women like.
That's right. "Help" mark doesn't work at all for people who are infertile, who can't speak languages, and who have visual impairment.
It doesn't work at all!
Please update the news!
Amazing!
You know it! You know it!
Ms. Mita, please.
I've heard about a love offer from a magazine.
What?
I'm also a love character.
That's right.
But I'm not in trouble for money.
What? What?
What do you mean?
Is there such a magazine?
Love character
It's quite popular.
From "barumaru boy" to...
barumaru boy
Yes.
There seems to be a chance for "love character".
I've heard about it in person.
I want to be in "love character" now.
You're not Manami Hashimoto anymore.
You're Ms. Mita Fuji.
I want to be in "love character" forever.
I wonder how much you can get for a date.
I'll ask about it later.
Please ask about it.
But it's okay, isn't it? How much is your father's net assets?
My father's assets are 60 billion yen.
But I'm not in trouble for money.
I wonder if I can be treated like "love character".
I want to know about it.
I'm looking forward to it.
You've said "love character", haven't you?
I see.
You've said it, haven't you?
Who compares with others?
I'm me.
I'll kill you.
What's wrong with you?
You don't have to kill me.
What's wrong with you?
There are people who often compare with others.
I wonder why.
It's very annoying, isn't it?
Others are others.
I'm me.
I really want to kill you.
There are various situations like that now.
It's an awkward time.
But you can't kill me.
It's no good to kill me.
Hurry up and make me mad.
Which one do you want me to make you mad?
I want you to beat me up and crush me.
I'm scared.
I'll check your dick later.
I'll test it.
Yes, recently, taxi drivers have been reporting stalker damage, but please follow the rules and regulations and support everyone!
Are you okay, stalker? Are you okay, stalker?
I'm not a stalker.
You're not, are you? Oh, you said it for me, didn't you?
You're not a stalker, are you?
Are you okay when you're in a taxi or something like that?
Oh, but there was one time I wasn't allowed to get out of the car.
What? To a driver?
I told him my address and where I was getting out of the car, but he just walked right past me and said, "Excuse me, I'm getting out of the car," and I was like, "Oh."
Where did you get out of the car after you got out of the car?
That's scary.
What?
That's because you like it.
You know, there are people who don't get out of their cars to make more money.
You know, until your salary goes up.
That's right, that's right.
It's either one of them. It's scary, either one of them.
Money is scary, too.
Are you okay, stalker?
I'm fine.
Let's move on to the next one!
Tears and sweat in the school park will always make you live!
High school students, you can do it!
What kind of position is that?
What did you say?
Did you watch it?
Yes, I watched it.
Jessica Twain won.
Everyone was crying and sweating.
They were working hard.
But I hope you don't give up there.
Don't give up?
Don't give up and make sure you live.
I wanted to tell you that.
You expressed your high school students' feelings.
You've been thinking about it lately, haven't you?
But you wanted to say it, didn't you?
We wanted to say it!
Did you get it?
High school students can sing, can't they?
It's moving when you move people's hearts, isn't it?
That's right!
It's very moving!
Really?
Those of you who only take Instagram photos at Disney!
No matter how hard you work, you can't get ugly!
That's harsh!
Stop it!
What is it?
It's harsh for ugly people, isn't it?
No, wait.
It's not ugly!
What's going on?
What's going on with Okamoto-san?
What's going on?
Are you okay?
Are you hungry?
Did you eat this?
I didn't eat it.
It's harsh for ugly people, isn't it?
I hate ugly people!
You hate ugly people?
I hate ugly people!
What do you hate?
I get angry when people try to take cute photos of me because I'm ugly.
If you were in that situation, how would you do it?
Show me!
Say it, you!
Did you apply treatment or something?
You just applied it, didn't you?
You should clean up your hair first.
I get it!
Sexless couples in the world!
Love each other more through sex communication!
Sex communication?
What do you mean by "sex communication"?
I mean, I don't think Japanese men and women can say where they feel good or what they want to say
because they are too embarrassed and embarrassed.
I don't think you can say that.
No, you can say that.
I'm the one who says it.
You can say it, but if you say it, you can be with that person forever, right?
For example, say it and say it like this.
How do you say it?
For example, say it like this.
Twist my right nipple with these two fingers!
If you say it like that, will she do it for you?
If you say it like that, will you do it for me?
She did it for me!
You have to say it!
My partner, Oshima, also said to her husband to twist my nipple a lot.
And then my nipple became a scab!
It did!
It did! A scab!
That much?
That much is good.
It's good enough for you to get a scab?
I don't know!
It depends on the person.
It's good enough for you to get a scab?
She said she'd choose the pleasant one.
Please say it, everyone!
Don't be embarrassed!
She said it's okay.
Got it!
Next!
I think you can do it!
Abe-san!
It's about time you get it together!
Politics?
Sometimes, can you not say political stuff like that?
Sometimes, Abe-san!
Is it okay for me to ask you specifically?
Do you have anything specifically?
You do, don't you? That's why you're saying it.
Things we haven't discussed in Japan.
The world.
Things we haven't discussed in Japan.
And you only play golf.
That's not true!
It's not like I only play golf.
I'm worried about you in the future.
You're worried?
I see.
You should study properly, okay?
You're going to end up like Muramoto-kun.
Please continue!
It's okay!
The results of the new national championship...
Where will it be held?
What? Say that again?
Kanda?
Kanda, right?
Kanda, does that mean...
Please calm down.
It's not a pie.
It's Kanda, right?
It's important, right?
It's because you raised me well.
It's okay!
It's important, right?
It's because you raised me well.
It's okay!
It's because you raised me well.
It's okay!
It was good, but it's better vertically.
Good technique! Thank you!
Please eat it deliciously!
Next!
Who is it?
Aoi!
A person behind me who is very close during the cash register opening.
I'm kind of pissed off!
It's because you raised me well.
Hide it! Hide it!
It's because you raised me well.
It's been a long time!
It's not like that!
It's been a week, right?
It's been a week.
What were you doing?
I moved!
You moved!
It took you a long time!
It's hard to move!
It's the last one!
Next!
Let's go!
Momonoki!
Hey, clerk!
Don't ask me twice for a kilo of curry!
It's embarrassing!
What?
You can eat curry?
I can eat a kilo of curry normally.
Momonoki!
You can eat curry?
I can eat curry.
Wow!
When I eat curry, it seems like the manager eats a kilo of curry.
I'm repaid many times.
That's a lot of curry!
I'll eat it!
I want you to do it with this project!
I want you to eat curry!
Wow!
That's my task!
Please don't get surprised!
Okay!
Alright!
Yay!
It's a harvest!
Yay!
It's a harvest!
Yay!
It's a harvest!
I thought I had some tabekasu in my mouth, so I was chewing it and I saw blood.
Yay! It's a harvest!
It was an animal!
Yay! It's a harvest!
I'm scared of girls who can't tell the difference between tabekasu and kiremono.
I'm sad! I'm sad!
I can't see the difference!
It's a harvest! It's a harvest!
Tonight's Dance Works Wide Show ends here! If you want more, come back again!
We'll move on to the next segment! Ishioka-san, Mito- chan, thanks for coming!
Shukuro!
You're welcome!
Wide Telephone! Yay!
In this segment, celebrities call celebrities on their own and check if they're doing anything that could be taken up in the wide show.
Today's caller is Kano Eko-chan!
Eko-chan knows that she's getting a call from Muscat, but she doesn't know what kind of call it is.
Eko-chan has made quite a few mistakes in the past.
That's right!
How is she coping with her past mistakes?
Has she become more serious lately?
Has she?
Let's call her!
Let's check!
Will she answer?
Will she?
She looks like she's about to do something bad.
Will she answer? Will she answer a number she doesn't know?
Will she?
She answered!
Hello?
Yes?
Midnight wide show. My name is Mita.
Yes?
As you know, I'm Mrs. Mita.
As you know, I'm Mai Nishioka.
Yes?
Hello?
Ah, hello?
Yes?
Eh, Kou-chan?
Ah, yes, yes, good morning.
Good morning.
How are you doing recently?
Yes?
How are you doing recently?
Ah, well, um...
I'm doing my best, but...
Ah, I see. In the past you've done a lot of...
Are you middle-aged?
Ah, I'm Mrs. Mita.
I'm Mai Nishioka!
Yes?
It seems like you've made a lot of mistakes in the past, but...
Yes?
Recently...
Eh?
I wanted you to confirm what kind of activities you're doing, so I called you today.
Yes?
Ah, yes, I mean...
Eh, but, um...
Yes?
Then first...
Yes?
First of all...
In a shrine...
Yes, yes...
Are you a kannushi?
Ah...
My family runs a shrine in Miyagi Prefecture...
Yes?
We do festivals and New Year's parties and such.
Ah...
We do our best.
In your family?
Yes.
Ah, I see.
Are you really doing it?
Eh?
Is that true?
Must.
Lie?
Is it a lie?
Ah, a lie?
Eh, what is it? I'm sorry.
I asked you if that information is true.
Ah, yes, um...
I'm doing my best.
Ah, I see.
Then it's good.
Yes.
Then, recently...
Yes?
You were selling pachinko, weren't you?
Pachinko...
Is that profitable?
Eh?
Is that profitable?
No, it's not profitable...
Yes.
I'm mostly interested in how much you earn.
Yes, that's right.
How much do you usually earn?
No, no, that...
Pachinko sales?
Pachinko sales...
Pachinko...
Pachinko sales or rather...
Pachinko programs, right?
Pachinko programs...
Ah, if it's a pachinko program, "Uchino Ishioka" is also on it.
How much do you earn?
I earn 5,000 yen once.
5,000 yen...
"Uchino Ishioka" earns 5,000 yen once,
but how much do you earn once?
To be honest, I've never calculated how much I earn once, so I don't know...
Ah, if it's not once...
How many times...
Ah, how many...
Yes, I see. That's also fine.
Then, on Instagram, you said you put in a tattoo and lied like shit and criticized it, but is that okay?
Wait a minute.
On Instagram, you said you put in a tattoo and lied like shit and criticized it, but is that okay?
Huh?
You know, "I put in a QR code tattoo" is a joke, right?
Ah, that's like a "shit" kind of criticism.
No, no, it's not a criticism...
Ah, yes...
It's like you put something you bought at HUNZ and asked people if they'd laugh at you...
Ah, I see.
You know, I...
Yes?
I have a gag I really like.
A gag...
My costume designer...
Yes, yes...
I want you to do it!
I heard you have a gag you like, so I'd like to ask you about it.
Yes!
Yes.
Hello, it's my costume designer!
Ah, hello!
Um, I'd like to ask you about your gag.
What was it again?
Um...
Ah, the famous one, right?
Yes, yes, yes! What was it again?
"Omae ni Kuwasseru Tannen" is...
Ah, that one!
That one!
Yes!
I want you to do that one.
Huh?
No, that's a different name, it's not me.
It's not you, Maimai, it's not you.
It's Chika-chan.
It's that one!
Ramen, pickled noodles...
That's right.
Ramen, pickled noodles, makoto and suimamen...
Ah, that one! That one! That one!
That's nostalgic!
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
It's nostalgic!
It was popular, wasn't it?
It was popular!
It was popular, everyone!
It was popular!
I'm sorry for Joyman, too.
Do it!
Hmm...
Isn't it?
I... Huh?
Isn't it?
Ramen, pickled noodles...
Isn't it "boku-ikemen"?
Huh? Isn't it different?
It's different.
Do the original one!
The original one! Do the original one, please!
The original one!
The original one... Is it mine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, to be honest...
Iwate prefecture's...
Iwate prefecture... Iwate prefecture...
I'm sorry for saying this in a place like Sekishi...
I didn't say it out loud, but...
No, it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
Do it properly!
Yeah...
Ramen, pickled noodles...
"boku-ikemen", okay!
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What?
The radio... The radio...
The radio is bad!
I can't hear you!
The radio is bad, so say it again!
No, no, no...
Ramen, pickled noodles...
"boku-ikemen", okay!
Okay?
It's not the original one!
It's different, isn't it?
It's not the original one!
It's not Kano-san!
It's different, isn't it?
Next, next...
Yeah, yeah...
Hey!
I'll change to Mitafujin!
Huh?
I'll change a little...
Ah, hello...
This is Mitafujin...
Ah, hello...
Are you Mitafujin?
Yes...
Um...
There's one more thing I'd like to ask you...
Yes...
Eiko-chan, have you been playing with girls lately?
Ah, that...
That's the most...
That's right...
I have to check it out...
What is it? Are you playing with girls?
Hey!
Sorry for the wait!
No, it's "Hachimata".
What? "Uchimata"?
No, it's not "Uchimata". "Hachimata" is the most common information I've seen.
"Hachimata" is dangerous, Eiko-chan!
No matter how handsome you are... I know you! You have a girlfriend now!
Be quiet! You have a girlfriend now, don't you?
What? "Jusenzen"?
No, it's "Chihoukyoku"'s announcer, "Kyokuama".
What?
It's a rumor, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Isn't there "Dokumo"?
Yes, "Dokumo"!
"Dokumo" of "Tinzasshi"!
Did "Tinzasshi" leave?
No, he didn't.
Isn't there "CE"?
No, there isn't.
Don't spread rumors like that.
No, no, no...
We know what you're talking about!
It seems like "Ishioka" knows what you're talking about, so we'll change the topic.
"Maskatsu" knows what you're talking about, Eiko- chan.
If that's the case, it's already a fake rumor.
No, no, no...
We know what you're talking about!
Can I say it here?
Say it, say it, say it...
I'll say it!
No, you can't say it!
I'll say it!
If you don't want me to say it, say "gomen nasai" as a joke.
Wait a minute, what's "gomen nasai" as a joke?
You know it, don't you?
Say "gomen nasai" as a joke!
"Gomen nasai"?
"Gomen nasai" as a joke!
Say it, say it, say it...
I'll say it!
Can I say it?
Wait, wait, wait...
Stop it!
It's just a prank call, isn't it?
No, it's not!
It's just a prank call!
Cut it out!
Cut it out?
You cut it out?
I cut it out!
You cut it out?
Yes!
I was going to say something, but you cut it out!
Do you want me to call you again?
Call me again!
Let's call you again!
He didn't say it at the end...
I see...
He didn't say "gomen nasai"
at the end...
I see...
What kind of person is he?
He's a little sloppy...
We're sorry for the inconvenience.
Hey!
Call me when you need me!
Come on!
Let's go!
Let's go to the commercial!
After the commercial, it's a new segment!
Yay!
Midnight Wine Show!
The next segment is this one!
A consultation about drunkenness!
This way!
What an amazing person!
Yes!
Well,
even if we say "super-stress society",
it's not an exaggeration to say that
only these people have problems in this era.
In this segment,
Ms. Tatsumi Shiina will solve
these people's real problems
with drunkenness!
Ms. Tatsumi,
I'm looking forward to working with you today!
Yes!
As you can see,
my body is full of drunkenness!
Well,
please take a look at this!
People with problems
are lining up like this!
Are you having trouble?
Oh!
It's a little dark, isn't it?
Well, let's start with the first one, teacher.
Here you go.
Your name and occupation, please.
I'm Mita Ui.
My occupation is president position.
Die!
She's saying you should die, teacher.
Die! Die!
I heard you have something to say to me.
Is it okay?
Yes! Please go ahead and say it.
I play gravure, so I get compliments for my neck and buttocks,
but I've never had a compliment for my chest.
That's what the teacher said.
Die! Die! Die!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yes.
Can I continue?
Yes, please go ahead.
The other day, I got an offer for a boob scum.
My favorite is a woman's cup,
but I was a little worried about being on a woman's cup.
I'm worried about my neck and buttocks because I play gravure.
That's why I'm here today.
I'll give you some advice.
Yes, please.
Thank you.
I'm going to pour shit into your eyeball.
That's what the teacher said.
Eyeball?
Shit?
Eyeball?
Yes.
Shit?
Yes.
A loose one, please.
A loose one?
A loose one.
Behind the hardboard, right?
Yes.
Understood.
Is that okay with you?
Then I'll pour shit into your eyeball.
Yes, eyeball and shit.
Shit?
Yes, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Please step back.
Next person, please.
Welcome.
Could you tell me your name and occupation?
I'm Kamisaki Seori.
My occupation is...
pianist and AV actress.
How nice of you.
It's rare.
Could you tell me about your concerns?
Yes.
Well...
I have a big heart.
Well...
People say it's nice, but...
I really don't have cute underwear.
I'm a woman, so I want to wear cute underwear,
but they're often too small.
So...
I wonder if there are any cuter underwears.
That's my concern.
I see.
It must be hard to find them.
Yes, it's hard to find them.
Could you say a few words for us?
Hey...
Should I make you cry or laugh or not?
She said "cry or laugh."
What do you mean?
From now on...
Yes.
Die, die, die, die, die.
That's all for now.
Please step back.
Yes.
Next one, please.
Your name and occupation, please.
I'm Yumikana. I'm doing hormones.
Please.
Please tell me about your worries.
My worry is that I put too much effort in everything and I get very tired.
So I'd like you to teach me how to relax.
You put a lot of effort into it.
Yes, I do.
I think it will be easier for you if you listen to me carefully.
Please, teacher.
Use a rope and hang yourself.
That's the best word of the day.
Yes, it is.
Should I hit you with a titanium lipstick?
Yes.
That will make you feel better.
That's right. It's physically painful, but you can concentrate.
I'll hit you with a glue later.
Thank you.
Please wait.
Thank you very much.
Next one, please.
Your name and occupation, please.
I'm Ishioka Mai. I'm doing gravity idol.
My worry is that I can't love people anymore.
I'm 27 years old.
I'd like to find someone I love and get married and have a boyfriend.
I know what you mean.
I haven't been able to do that either.
Are you a serious person?
That may be the case.
I have faith in you.
Let's listen to what she has to say.
What a mess.
Eat with people who can't do that kind of work.
Do you want me to burn all your eyelashes?
That's right.
Eat with people who can't do that kind of work.
He's right over there.
I'll burn your eyelashes.
I'll go now.
Okay.
It's almost one o'clock.
I'll go now.
Have a good day.
Next person, please.
Okay.
Please tell me your name and occupation.
I'm Fujiwara Akino.
I'm a stage actor.
I'm embarrassed.
But you have a big face, so you're a stage actor.
That's right.
I'm trying to be small and have thick hair.
Please tell me your problems.
My schedule is full, but I don't have any money.
What should I do?
You're young.
I didn't know that.
I don't know if you can work hard in the future, but let's ask the teacher.
That's right.
Please, teacher.
Hey, do you want me to cut you in half?
Which one do you like, half or side?
Which one do you like?
L-let's do it vertically.
There's still some shape left.
Vertically. It's dynamic.
It's rare.
I'll cut it vertically.
Thank you.
Please step back.
Please come in.
She looks unhappy.
Please tell me your name and occupation.
I'm Kayoko Okubo.
You're a monster.
Right?
She's a monster.
Right?
I'm not a monster, but I do gravure.
Weekly?
Yes, weekly. I have seven pages.
With a sloppy body.
Some of them were popular.
Can I say something?
When you're 46 years old, you become afraid of love.
There are men who invite you to love.
But you can't do it.
You become afraid of love.
But you can't be happy like this.
You think you have to move.
But you don't know what to do.
You feel that way, don't you?
Yes, I do.
But we think it's a waste because you're so attractive.
Do you think so?
I don't know what I'm attractive about.
I'd like you to give me confidence in that area.
All right.
Thank you.
Please say something.
Go back to the pigsty.
Please go back.
Should I make all your beds pitans?
Beds? Pitans?
In gray.
Is it color? Material? Is a material mattress pitan?
It's soft and smells good.
It stinks, doesn't it?
Pitans.
Pitans in good places don't stink.
Can you do it in a more luxurious way?
You're too long, monster.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I hate monsters.
I'm sorry. Can you step back?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I hate monsters.
It might not be good.
Be careful.
Next person, please.
Please introduce yourself.
My name is Suebud.
My job is to deal with ugly people.
Yes.
I'm here because I have a problem.
I'm 28 years old.
But I'm worried about my future.
I don't have a job and I don't have money.
Go back.
I haven't said it yet.
Go back to Busan.
Busan?
I'm going back to Busan.
Go back to Busan.
I'm going back to Busan.
Thank you very much.
Good-bye.
Yes.
Go back to Busan.
Take care of yourself.
Yes.
Please.
Good-bye.
Your name and occupation, please.
Masami Ichikawa.
I'm a sexy actress.
I don't know my value as a human being. What should I do?
You are very beautiful.
Let's ask a teacher about your value.
Please, teacher.
I want to have wet eyebrows for the rest of my life.
I'm not in a good mood now.
Let's change the atmosphere.
I'm sorry, teacher.
We are in a bad mood.
Kurosawa-san, please.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
What should I do?
Can you tell me my value?
Please, teacher.
I want to have wet eyebrows for the rest of my life.
I'm sorry.
I want to have wet eyebrows for the rest of my life.
- If you think about it, you can get in. - Yes.
- I think you can get a sense of happiness if you do that. - I'm a little thin.
- It's just right for me to be dim. - I think it's a good angle.
- Praise me. - Yes.
- Us? - Yes.
- I'll prepare it for you later. - Thank you.
- Please step back. - Yes.
- Everyone is energetic. - Yes.
- Is it okay if I call you? - Yes.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- Yes, it's okay. - Yes.
- Next person, please. - Yes.
- Please tell me your name and your job. - I'm Minatric Frita.
- Oh, Frita. - Yes.
- It's embarrassing for me, but I still have wet eyebrows at this age. - Oh, I see.
- I don't know the reason, and I'm afraid of having wet eyebrows when I'm sleeping with someone for a moment. - Oh, I see.
- Do you have anything to say? - No, but we are moved by your courage to confess it.
- I'm sure there are many people like you all over the country. - Yes.
- Ms. Sakurosawa, please come in. - I have a 23cm x 50cm wet sheet.
- Even now? - Yes, even now.
- Is it real? - Yes.
- Do it properly. - No, I'm sorry.
- It was my own advice, but I'd like to hear it from you, Ms. Sakurosawa. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Do you want me to pick out your eyeballs and let you talk to your skull? - Oh, I see.
- Then you don't have to worry about me. - Yes.
Should I cut your nose with a paw?
Not a nail, but with a paw.
Like this.
The nose of a foreign country.
- Not this nose? - That one.
- Please cut it with a paw. - Later.
- Let me know if it'll be better with a dental tool. - Yes.
- Here you are. - Thank you for waiting.
Next one, please.
Thank you for waiting.
It's a long story.
I'm sorry.
I thought I had more time until the end.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Please go ahead.
My name is Momonogi Kana.
I'm an AV actress.
Well...
At night...
I'm bothered by the singing of people around me.
If you were me, how would you tell me that you're bothered?
Well...
I don't want others to get in trouble.
- I want you to be gentle. - Yes.
- I want you to tell me well. - Yes.
Please go ahead.
I'll go kill you.
Sense.
- Sense. - Sense.
Momonogi-san.
Your favorite manager.
Should I throw you into the river?
- Momonogi-san is a manager. - Yes.
- And you like him. - Yes, I like him.
Dombrako. Dombrako.
Only for me.
Dombrako.
Is that okay with you?
It's been a while since we last met.
I'll try to find a solution.
That's the solution.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry and thank you.
Please take your clothes off.
Next person, please.
Your name and occupation, please.
I'm Kurosawa Mirei.
I'm doing an event business.
I have a bad habit of staying in.
I'm 29 now and I'm worried about getting married.
How can I be more active?
Active...
It's hard.
It doesn't change.
You don't have a choice.
Your grades, please.
You have three choices.
One, execution.
Two, execution.
Three, execution.
Choose one.
Please choose.
From one, two, three.
I'll go with two.
Two.
Execution.
Go home, Kamaki Leonno.
Kamaki.
Excuse me.
Please take your clothes off.
Next person, please.
Your name and occupation, please.
I'm Natsume Hanami.
I'm a talent.
My problem is...
When I go out for dinner with my crush,
I can't order what I like.
I want to eat green onion and egg with rice,
but I order egg soup.
I want to eat green onion ramen, but I order yuzu salt ramen.
When I go out for dinner with my crush,
I can't order what I like.
I'm worried about it.
But you like her, so you lie to her.
I know you like her.
You're cute.
You have a woman's heart.
Ms. Hanami, please.
Eat garbage with Kusobus.
Kusobus...
Garbage...
What kind of garbage is it?
Aluminum...
Do you want me to hit you in the ear with high heels?
In the ear...
It's just above your ear.
Is it easy for you?
I'll hit you with my shoes.
Please sit down.
Next person, please.
Please tell me your name and occupation.
I'm Aoi Tsukasa.
I'm an AV actress.
My problem is...
Ever since I was little,
I thought I mixed cat's food with bonito flakes, soy sauce and mayonnaise.
But recently, everyone told me it wasn't like that.
I eat miso soup with rice.
I was told it was rice with miso soup, and I think it's miso soup with rice, but how about it?
It's hard.
It's true that you can eat katsuo bushi like that, and you can sprinkle it, and it's very difficult.
It depends on the region.
Let's ask.
How about a teacher?
The world is safe while someone like you is in this world.
Do you want me to put glue in the keyhole of your house?
I can't go home.
I can't open it.
That's right.
I just moved in today.
Please take a look at the keyhole.
I think there's glue in it.
If it's this kind of glue, there are times when you can miraculously pull it out.
It comes out clean.
Thank you very much.
Welcome home.
I'm Misaki Tamuro.
What's your problem?
I was told by a fortune-teller, love me do, that I would be pregnant this year, but I came to consult you because I was worried about it.
Worried?
Yes.
How old are you?
Well, I'll be 26 soon.
Yes.
How about a teacher?
Trash comes out of the trash can.
Teacher, you don't feel well, do you?
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm coughing.
I told you!
I'm sorry. Please think about what I said earlier.
It was a reply.
I see.
Please think about it.
I'm glad you're happy.
Thank you very much.
By the way, I have a problem.
May I?
In May, we will gather fans and hold an event.
Will there be a lot of people?
Please.
You are a really stupid woman.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
That's all for today.
Thank you very much.
I'm really happy.
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"Aishitene" (Love me)
Because it's okay, it's okay
Somehow I'm having fun
Let's dance with our hands in our pockets
I'm okay, I'm okay
Love me, all of me
Love me
Isn't she cute?
She was cute!
She was doing her best in the last row.
She was great!
She didn't bump into anything.
It was fun!
That's it for this week!
Bye-bye!
♪No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no♪
♪I don't really give a d**k♪