AISubs v3.5
Listen up, you guys in April, when your new life begins, are you ready for it?
Don't hold back, don't hold back, say it, say it!
In a world where you can't say what you want to say, if you put your pride on the stove, you can say whatever you want!
Yeah!
OK, OK, OK!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait!
Tonight, too! Tonight, too, let's spit out everything we want to say and dance!
One, two!
Let's dance! Let's dance! Let's dance!
All right, all right! Come on out!
Yeah! Yeah!
Let's go! Let's go!
Yeah! Yeah!
You who throw away garbage at a flower garden, you're the worst garbage!
She's saying such good things! She's saying such good things!
You're just garbage!
We're Japanese! Let's make ourselves beautiful and go home!
Let's go! Let's go!
I heard there used to be a case of "no bread for the first time in a while" before...
There was!
Even though it's been a while, is it necessary to become "no bread"?!
No bread for the first time in a while
There used to be a case of "no bread for the first time in a while" even among popular idols...
I'd like to do it someday!
With "no bread" and "shabu-shabu" and "petal giant spin" and such...
While showing off my "shiny" flesh...
No bread for the first time in a while
I'm sorry!
Hey!
Put down your phone!
Look into your family's eyes!
Eat your mom's food!
Wait a minute!
What did you want to say?!
You have a really good sense of humor!
What do you mean?!
We're in a smartphone society now...
I feel like there are a lot of people who eat while touching their phones during meals...
I'll definitely regret it someday!
I'll definitely say goodbye someday!
I don't care if it's just during meals!
Put down your phone!
Look into your family's eyes!
Talk!
Eat the food your mom made for you!
She said something good!
She got money from Abema!
It's over, but the show is over!
Look at Abema!
Go, go!
No!
What are you eating, kid?
It's lunch!
What?!
It's "no bread" and "shabu-shabu"!
Is that okay?!
No, no!
Go, go!
Go, Chika-chan!
No!
People who eat while making noises...
I hate you!
Noisy people
What do you mean "noisy people"?
She just said it during a meal!
She's right!
"Noisy people" is "no"!
It's hard to say...
So, what about "noisy people"?
When is "noisy people" okay?
Huh?
Hey, guys...
♪ Fera is tired ♪
♪ Fera is sleeping ♪
♪ Idera is... ♪
Alright, let's move on!
Um, members of parliament...
Yes?
Take a look at your own faces in the mirror.
Your faces weren't like that in the first place!
No way!
Wait a minute!
What?
What's going on?
I think you had a wonderful dream back in the day.
Do you remember that dream now?
So you think you saw it earlier!
I do.
Which part of it?
The whole thing!
Just say it!
Don't talk about politics!
That's true!
But I do think...
Members of parliament all have serious faces, don't they?
But when I think about what you're all up to, I just can't stand it!
Politics is all about sexual desire!
That's scary!
Politics is all about sexual desire!
It's not only dirty, but also sexual desire!
That's a shame!
Just say it!
I want to be...
...a driver of...
...a tram!
A tram!
Please drive faster!
A tram!
What do you mean by "a tram"?
A "tram".
A "tram"?
You know, like the ones you see in the countryside.
You mean like the ones you see in Setagaya Line?
Yes.
A "tram"?
Yes, and there's one in Arakawa, too.
Oh!
Don't say that!
Don't say "a tram"!
I said "a tram"!
Why?
That's a good one, too!
But...
...the people who live in those areas are...
...famous, right?
Can you do an impression of a "tram"?
A "tram"?
Can you run like a "tram"?
A "tram"?
No!
I thought that "tram" had a good scenery!
It was too fast!
It's scary!
Because you have such a strong face!
It was scary!
It's scarier than "Thomas"!
It's okay!
Stand up!
Yeah!
Can you do it?
Those of you who are starting off as YouTubers...
...it's definitely too late!
It's better if you watch more TV!!
That's right!
YouTubers are late these days!
TV is good!
What do you like on TV?
I like "Mecha Ikega" very much!
Mecha Ikega!
Thank you!
Mecha Ikega is 5 years old now.
She is doing her best in Ameba.
Mecha Ikega!
What's up?
In spring, there are more perverts!
What?
In spring, there are more perverts!
So?
There are more perverts in the world now.
Everyone, be careful!
I think there are some perverts in Japan.
Have you been perverted?
No, I haven't.
Why do you think so?
What kind of perverts are there?
In my hometown Nagoya, there are many people walking with their penis out.
And in front of the train, there are people peeing.
Peeing train!
I want to die!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Sina-chan, it's too early in the morning.
They'll think you're sick again.
That's right.
Don't talk to me like you're sick.
Who?
Who are you talking about?
You're a special person, aren't you?
Who?
I'm usually called "grandpa" or "grandma".
"Grandpa" or "grandma"?
I'm worried. It's too early in the morning.
Are you okay?
I can't open it.
You can't open it?
Is that so?
Your ears are open, but what about your body?
I can't open my body.
You can't?
You can't pee here, either?
I can't pee here, either.
You can't pee here, either?
I get it now.
I'm worried. Don't open it!
I know you're worried.
Don't open it!
I want to die!
Hey!
I heard you had a reunion last month.
I won!
I want to say it again!
What? What?
What?
Go for it!
I heard you had a reunion last month.
Why didn't you invite me?
What?
Why?
Why didn't you invite me?
I found out about it on social media.
That you had a reunion.
Do you have cotton in your nose?
What is that?
You can't take it out of your nose.
What is that?
It's okay.
You're welcome.
Okay!
I'll say it again!
Toothpaste is no longer powder.
It's a coin!
You found it!
It's toothpaste!
It's a coin!
Give me a coin!
Here you are!
We don't have a staff member.
A person who made a fuss wearing GUCCI's dress made a debut in gravure?
Don't underestimate gravure!
First of all, you made a face, didn't you?
I didn't see it, but...
Your face is a little dangerous.
I thought my eyes had changed for the time being.
Are you doing it?
Isn't it make-up?
How about you?
Who did it?
Didn't you do it?
Asuka!
Tell me!
Come here sometimes!
Is she a savior?
I wanted to hear it!
As a political critic...
Next!
Go ahead!
A person who takes Instagram pictures at Disney!
Even if you do that, you can't use magic or anything!
What did you say?!
You said you can't use magic or anything, but what did you say at the end?!
What did you say?!
You said you can't use magic or anything!
You said you can't use magic or anything, didn't you?!
It was hard for you to get that!
But I see, you wanted to say that!
I understand, but it's a shame!
You can take a picture with me on Instagram!
You're taking a picture?!
Hey, what do you mean?!
What are you doing?!
What do you mean?!
You're using magic?!
I started Instagram recently, so I thought I'd take a picture if I went to Disney!
You're taking a picture?!
Didn't you say you can't use Instagram?!
That's right, but I can't use Instagram!
You're doing it too!
I'm not a boss!
I've been posting stories on Instagram recently!
Can you do it for us?
Let's have the viewers send us comments!
Can you do it for us?
You said you can't do it for us!
I can't do it!
It's my first time!
I'm sorry, but it's a shut-out!
No way!
I'm scared!
That's right!
I'm scared!
You can say it anytime!
I'm scared!
Say it!
People say you're not funny at all, but what is funny in the first place?
Don't people have different values?!
This is hard!
People say you're not funny!
That's right.
That's tough.
But you have your own way of being funny, right?
I do, but it's different for everyone.
Show us your funny side!
If you think you're funny, show us your funny side!
Show us your funny side!
It's your own values.
Everyone has their own values.
Values are different.
Thank you!
Show us your funny side!
If you want to say it, say it!
I'm not eating a lunch box!
Say it!
I'm not eating a lunch box!
As you know, "Futoi Paipu" has ended.
Since April, I've been asking the staff...
Please do it again next time. Let's go for a drink.
Please don't smile around me!
Please say it!
Finally...
Finally, say it!
Say it, Mihiro!
What about you?
You shouldn't look at that too!
Don't look at it!
Are you feeling good?
Hey!
I thought you weren't there, but you were hiding from me when I woke up!
I'm in trouble!
Do your best today and wash your face and come back!
I'm alone in the mission room! Please!
Okay! That's it for tonight's Dance Dance Wide Show!
If you want to dance again, we'll see you at night!
Now, let's move on to the next segment! Kamisaki- chan, let's do this!
Haru's Bakeratta Championship!
Here we go! A new project, Haru's Bakeratta Championship!
A lot of weirdos appear in spring, don't they?
In this show, we've named those weirdos "bakeratta"!
It's a segment where we compete against each other for those "bakeratta" nicknames.
Please use it as a response to the weirdos that appear in spring!
Here are the judges!
You'll see all kinds of "bakeratta" nicknames.
If you think it's a good "bakeratta", please ring the bell in your hand.
We're looking forward to your "bakeratta"!
Do you know what "bakeratta" means?
We don't know what it means.
There are different types of "bakeratta" nicknames.
I'd like to show you an example.
Please take a look!
What do you mean by "bakeratta"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
That was "bakeratta" which means "exposure-based bakeratta".
Exposure-based bakeratta?
Yes, when you show your thighs.
Or when the temperature suddenly rises.
Bakeratta that comes out when it gets warm?
Yes, that's right.
I see.
When it's warm, a lot of things come out.
It's like a mask, but it's "bakeratta".
I see. I understand.
Let's get started.
The first "bakeratta" is this person.
Where does it come from?
What is it?
It's the whole body.
What is it?
Alcohol?
Where does it come from?
Shouldn't we stop now?
I lost!
Please give us your verdict.
This is "sanbakeratta".
This is "yopparaibakeratta".
It's one of the most common "bakeratta" in Karusaki.
I see.
What did you think of "yopparaibakeratta"?
It's like "arasakimikakeru".
That's right.
It's common in college students.
By the way, what would it be if it wasn't "bakeratta"?
"yopparatta".
You're good!
That's right.
That's "sanbakeratta".
Let's move on to the next "bakeratta".
I don't know how it looks like.
Is it okay if we look at it?
Is it another forward type?
I don't know.
Oh, it's similar.
I don't know who it is at all.
What is it?
I have a sore throat.
Oh, you have a sore throat.
Isn't it a soup?
It's miso soup.
Is it really miso soup?
What are you looking for?
What is it?
It's intense. I was looking for it.
Is it a man?
No, it's not.
It's coming out.
It's water.
I don't like it.
I'm scared.
Bakeratta.
Wow, that's amazing.
Please give me your answer.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
I don't know.
Oh, then I'll say ni-bakeratta.
You don't know?
I don't know.
It's coming out. It's coming out.
What is it?
Is it a column?
What is it?
The one who just drank was ni-bakeratta.
It's kind of annoying.
The one who just drank was ni-bakeratta.
I'm going to get drunk.
I'm drunk.
I'm going to get drunk.
I've been banned from drinking ni-bakeratta.
What's with ni-bakeratta?
It's scary.
Ni-bakeratta moves in a scary way.
What's with this guy?
Why is it still moving?
What is it?
The spoon is holding its shape.
What's going on?
Don't drop the tofu!
What's in it?
I was fooled.
You're right, it's good.
What do you mean?
What's in my water?
You're drunk.
Be careful.
You're drunk, so stop it.
I'm sorry.
Please go to heaven.
I don't want to go to heaven.
You're drunk, so stop it.
It has nothing to do with you.
You're drunk, so stop it.
Who is she?
She's Yumekana-chan, isn't she?
She's Yumekana-chan!
I'm sorry.
Who is she?
She's the last one.
There's one more?
Please go ahead.
What is it?
She's cute.
She's flying with both feet.
She's cute.
She's pink.
I was fooled!
Please go ahead.
What is this?
You suddenly changed your outfit.
It's cute.
This is "usaba keratta".
"Usa-chan"?
"Mama-chan"?
"Kakeratta"?
"Mazaki-san", please go ahead!
"Mama-chan", please go ahead!
Go ahead!
You go ahead!
"Bakeratta".
What is it?
Wait a minute! What is this?
And so, Usaba Kerata's judgment is...
It's cute.
It's cute, but...
Since it's cute, I'll give you one.
One Bakeratta.
And so, Sanbakeratta's "drunk Bakeratta" is the winner!
Nice Bakeratta, congratulations!
What is it?
There's also a reason why I want you to come back to life.
But you're still drunk.
You're persistent.
You're persistent. You can't break it.
Wait a minute, Bakeratta!
I know what you're saying.
Don't come back.
Usachan! Usachan!
What is it, Usachan?
I know!
Miso soup!
Miso soup is fast!
Miso soup is cute!
Miso soup is beautiful!
Miso soup is cute!
What is it?
Miso soup people are cute!
What is it?
I did it!
What are you doing?
Mikudani-han Grand Prix!
Continuing from last week's unpopular Ippon-han Grand Prix, we'll be challenging it once again this week!
Yes! This time, we'll be challenging the Mikudani- han Grand Prix!
Yes, what does that mean?
Yes, it's Mikudani-han!
Yes, in last week's Ippon-han Grand Prix, only slimy members will be participating!
No, it was slimy!
The line was slimy, I remember!
That's right!
It was really slimy!
I'm sure it was really fun!
That's right!
Even now!
Honestly!
It's not like that! Don't talk!
That's right! Why?!
It's not like that!
It's really like that!
Among the mascots, we'd like to decide who is the most boring member here!
Well, if you think about it, it's too boring, so we've decided to choose a member who can push Mikudani-han!
I don't like it!
As an image!
I don't like it!
But, you know, mascots have to be sexy and funny, so we'd like you to do your best!
We'll do our best!
Yes! Then, we'll introduce you, Mikudani-han candidates and participants!
Yes! First of all, Suberi-mogura, Kawakami Nanami- san!
Suberi-mogura!
Nice to meet you!
And, Kusosuberi-busu, Su-bu-san!
Ah!
Kusosuberi-busu!
Don't slip, busu!
Kusosuberi-busu!
Go-ya-suberi-university president, Natsume Hanami- san!
Ah!
Go-ya is a famous university!
Dosuberi-giant-soldier, Matsuo Karin-san!
Nice to meet you!
Dosuberi-giant-soldier!
Suberi-poor!
Nice to meet you!
Suberi-poor!
Nice to meet you!
Dosuberi-empera! Kurosawa-mineka!
That's it for the six of you. Nice to meet you!
And we have Okubo-san, Mitsura-san and Kurosawa- san as our judges for this round as well!
How do you feel about this round?
Last time we had one-man-team, but this time we have two-man-team.
Looking at these members, who do you think will win this round?
Kurosawa-san and Fujiwara-san?
Fujiwara-san looks strong.
Missy-chan!
Thank you!
She said it right away.
Missy-chan!
Two-man-team.
That's what I'm talking about!
Two-man-team.
We're going to judge now, so don't say "no" there.
For this round of judging,
when you think the answer you think is not interesting, please raise your cards.
If you have all three of your cards, you will gain one point.
In the end, the member with the highest points will be pushed into two-man-team,
and from now on, you will be pushed into two-man- team from now on.
I don't like two-man-team!
Pushed into two-man-team?
Pushed into two-man-team...
Let's move on to the first question!
I'm a little scared.
We're going to look at cards with low quality, right?
That's right!
Let's take a look!
Here is the first question!
Tell me a word like "slowly simmered soup".
"Slowly simmered soup". I see.
"Slowly simmered soup".
Something like that.
Let's start with the one who can answer.
Let's start with Matsuoka-san.
Tell me a word like "slowly simmered soup".
"Slowly simmered soup".
She was stupid.
She laughed a little.
I don't know how to say it.
This is only the first question.
"Slowly simmered soup".
I see.
Let's move on.
Kurosawa-san.
Tell me a word like "slowly simmered soup".
"Slowly simmered soup".
What we talked about last night!
What?
You are right.
Congratulations!
This is good, isn't it?
Let's move on.
Natsume-san.
Tell me a word like "slowly simmered soup".
"Slowly, slowly, I walked my life".
This is a little funny.
It's a little good. I think it will make your imagination bigger.
"Slowly, slowly, I walked my life".
Congratulations!
You should be happy.
Most people should be happy.
Yes!
There are still people like that.
Yes, imagination.
Then, Suubu-san, let's go!
"Slowly, slowly, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that.
"Slowly, slowly, I opened my teeth".
I like it.
Is it a dirty joke?
"Slowly, slowly, I opened my teeth".
Congratulations!
Isn't it good?
What kind of situation is it? Is it a dirty joke?
How did you write it?
"Slowly, slowly, I simmered soup".
How did you do it?
Is it a normal "simmered soup"?
I did it in a way that I can imagine various things.
This is a good "simmered soup" version.
Yes!
"Simmered soup" version.
Then, we will continue with this topic for a little more.
Then, Fujiwara-san, let's go!
"Slowly, slowly, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that.
"Secretly, easily, I stole my wallet".
That's good.
It matches with your character.
Yes, it does.
She is a poor character.
She stole it.
Congratulations!
Be careful when you go home!
"Secretly, easily, I stole my wallet".
Yes!
Next...
Kawakami-san, do you want to go?
Yes!
"Slowly, slowly, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that.
"Slowly, easily, I made him sweat a lot".
That's good!
It suits you!
That's good.
Congratulations!
You are getting more and more.
Then, Kurosawa-san, let's go!
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that.
"Squeezed a lot of kabosu".
What is it?
"Squeezed a lot of kabosu".
Congratulations!
What is it?
"Squeezed a lot of kabosu".
I thought it was good!
"Squeezed a lot of kabosu".
I don't know if it's "squeezed a lot of kabosu".
It's "squeezed a lot of kabosu".
Next, Natsume-san, let's go!
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that.
"I want to grab that girl in the future".
"Squeezed a lot of kabosu".
Congratulations!
"Squeezed a lot of kabosu".
Congratulations!
I didn't overdo it.
"Squeezed a lot of kabosu".
I have a member I'm curious about.
Can I say it?
Yes, you can say it.
Don't worry about it.
Who is it?
I'm curious about what you would say if you were a rabbit.
If you were a rabbit, what would you say?
I want to ask you for a favor.
You can say anything you want.
Really?
That's right.
You can say it as it is.
Then, I will say it now.
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that.
"Today, it's warm and warm again".
Let's move on to the next topic.
Here is the next topic.
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that.
That's unique.
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup".
If you don't know the meaning of it, it's a bit strange.
I don't know it.
I know it, but...
This one is fast.
Let's move on to the next topic.
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that.
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup".
I'm sure it will be interesting! I'm sure it will be interesting!
I don't know what it is.
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
I'm sure it will be interesting! Stop it!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Who wants to go next, Fujiwara-san?
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that.
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup".
That's a good word!
What does it mean?
That's what it really means!
I've collected some kind words!
You can't say things like that!
We don't need it!
It's not like that!
You're hungry, so say it!
I'll go next!
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that!
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup".
"Simmered soup" is persuasive!
That's right!
That's good!
Let's go, Natsume-san!
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that!
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup".
What did you say?
How did you like it? "Slowly, easily, I simmered soup" went well, didn't it?
It's a bit sloppy.
It's sloppy, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's not sloppy.
Let's move on to the next one.
Let's go with Matsuoka-san!
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that!
"Look at your hair once a day".
Wait!
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup".
I don't know.
"Simmered soup".
It's a bit sloppy, isn't it?
By the way, how about you, Usa-chan?
Usa-chan, would you like to answer?
Let's move on to the next one.
"Slowly, easily, I simmered soup". Tell me a word like that!
"Tomorrow is tomorrow. I'll think about it".
That's cute!
That's amazing!
That's cute!
That's like a junior high school student.
That's cute!
Thank you!
That's like Usa-chan!
Thank you so much, Usa-chan!
Thank you!
That's cute!
That's comforting!
Usa-chan is always comforting me.
Shall we move on to the next one?
Yes!
Let's move on!
The next one is...
"Big, big, big, big camera". Tell me a word like that!
It's a bit rhythmical, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is quite sensible, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is!
You're fast!
Then, Kurosawa-san, please!
"Big, big, big, big camera". Tell me a word like that!
"Big, big, big, big bat".
It's a bit rhythmical, isn't it?
Why?
That's weird! That's weird! That's weird!
"Big, big, big, big camera". Tell me a word like that!
That's wonderful!
Some people are having trouble with this.
That's amazing, Kurosawa-san!
Some people are having trouble with this.
That's definitely true!
Please go on!
Yes!
Yes! Then, Kawakami-san, let's go!
"Big, big, big, big camera". Tell me a word like that!
"Big, big, big, big benbenben".
Diana! Diana! Diana!
Diana! Diana!
Diana!
It's a bit rhythmical, isn't it?
It's becoming funny, isn't it?
It's fine, right? It's up to you.
Please go on!
It's wonderful. Let's go up to that level.
The next person!
Let's go, Sube-san.
Say something like "big, big, big, big camera".
"Big, big, big, big poop".
She showed it.
I was surprised.
I was surprised too.
I thought it would go well with the theme of the day.
I see.
I was surprised.
I didn't expect her to show "poop" here.
I was surprised.
Let's switch.
Let's go, Matsuoka-san.
Say something like "big, big, big, big camera".
"Watashi hana rabi gatta gatta".
"Gatta gatta gatta".
It's nice to be self-deprecating.
It's good to have a complex.
It's good to be self-deprecating.
That's right.
"Gatta gatta".
Let's go on.
Tomoko is eating.
No.
Tomoko is eating.
I'm not eating.
Are you ready?
No.
I'll eat during the show.
Okay, let's go.
Tomoko, are you eating?
I'm not eating.
You're not eating, right?
Say something like "big, big, big, big camera".
"Doki doki doki, first-year students".
I don't need it.
Ah!
Now,
Matsuoka has passed!
Wow!
What did you think?
Congratulations!
That's right!
Congratulations!
That's right!
Congratulations!
Don't we need to refill this room?
Will you…refill…this room?
I don't think it's good.
So far, these girls are at their highest level of exhaustion.
That's right!
It's definitely not their highest!
At this moment, I want some healing.
Usa-chan!
Let's do it!
I'd like to ask you for a favor, but would you mind?
Okay, let's go.
Ah, Usa-chan, go forward!
Ah, Usa-chan...
It's okay there, right?
You're so cute.
Then I'd like to ask Usa-chan this topic.
Please say something like "big, big, big, big camera".
Tuna, salmon, seafood bowl.
Cute!
What's that?
Cute!
Tuna, salmon, seafood bowl.
What's that?
Tuna, salmon, seafood bowl.
Cute! Cute!
Tuna, salmon, seafood bowl.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is this.
What happens when you press the hidden button on your back?
I have a hidden button?
What happens when you press it?
Well...
It's fast!
Kurosawa-san, let's go.
What happens when you press the hidden button on your back?
The ghost line disappears!
This is definitely good!
I didn't think the ghost line would disappear.
It's like a dream.
It doesn't disappear.
I was most worried about it.
Subu-san, let's go.
What happens when you press the hidden button on your back?
A little Mitsura-san comes out of her pores.
Was this okay?
Well, it was a little funny.
That's good.
Let's go on.
Yes, Natsume-san, let's go.
What happens when you press the hidden button on your back?
It says "good morning".
It was okay.
It means you have to say it if you don't get pushed.
You have to say it.
You have to say it if you don't get pushed.
You have to say "good morning" if you don't get pushed.
You have to say it.
Okay, Kako-san, let's go.
What happens when you press the hidden button on your back?
Guts Ishimatsu-san comes out of his pores.
You have a bad look.
You're Guts Ishimatsu-san, though.
It's okay. It's okay.
Was it scary to come out of your pores?
It was scary.
It's okay. It's okay.
You said about Guts-san.
Did you say it?
Fujiwara-san, what happens when you press the hidden button on your back?
What happens?
You always say "pokochin" at the beginning of a conversation.
Why!?
I don't say it.
You say it even when you're not pushing it.
I see.
How about you, Usa-chan?
Can you say it?
Usa-chan, what do you think?
Usa-chan, please say it.
What happens when you press the hidden button on Guts-san's back?
You can do Hame Waza.
Hame Waza?
You can do Hame Waza!
What is Hame Waza?
Martial arts?
What is Hame Waza?
Usa-chan, you're not answering at all.
What is Hame Waza?
Hame Waza!
It's Usa-chan, so it's okay.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Why don't we have Mihiro-san answer this one?
Do we need Mihiro-san?
Me?
Yes.
Then, Mihiro-san, please answer!
Mihiro-san is also a good example of an excellent answer.
Yes, please do.
Now that Mihiro-san is here, let's move on to the next topic.
What does a cabin attendant say on a plane in Japan?
"Chicken" or "what"?
That's fast!
Seven-san, let's go!
What does a cabin attendant say on a plane in Japan?
"Chicken" or "what"?
"Me"!
I see...
No, it's nothing.
Congratulations!
"Me"!
Now, Zuora-san, please answer!
Zuora-san, please answer!
Should I say "chicken" or "what" myself?
Yes!
Then, I'll say "what" myself.
What does a cabin attendant say on a plane in Japan?
"Chicken" or "what"?
What is it?
"Chicken"?
They're both "meat" so...
Why?! They're both "meat" so...
"Chicken" is a stupid answer, isn't it?
"Meat" is "beef" and "chicken" is "pork" so...
What does "chicken" mean?
"Chicken" is "pork" and "chicken" is "chicken" so...
Don't say "pork", say "chicken".
I'm sorry for dragging you down.
Then, let's move on to the next topic!
Kawakami-san, let's go!
What does a cabin attendant say on a plane in Japan?
Chicken is authentic!
Are you crazy?
What are you talking about?
I don't know!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Can you guys calm down for a second?
I can't calm down.
You're making me do it again and again.
Chicken is authentic!
But you laughed.
I laughed.
Is this okay?
It's fine.
Congratulations!
Let's get angry later.
It looks like Mihiro-san finished it.
Dr. Mihiro-san, please read it for us.
A cabin attendant on a plane in Japan says...
"Chicken...
...is...
...authentic!"
That doesn't sound like Mihiro-san!
Dr. Mihiro-san, you look weird.
Can you guys read it for us?
Let's read it, Natsume-san!
A cabin attendant on a plane in Japan says...
Say it in one word.
Chicken or Tebasaki?
Tebasaki?
It's chicken, isn't it?
How about it?
No, it's fine.
It's safe.
It's funny that I don't know the meaning of it.
You've thought about it, haven't you?
Like "what does it mean?"
Yes.
Go for it!
Are you ready?
Yes!
A cabin attendant in Japan's Aho Aho Airlines will say one word in an airplane.
Do you like it?
Yes.
Kiss?
It's too early for that!
You can say it in one word.
Only hearts are strong.
Hearts are strong.
That's right.
How about it, Usa-chan?
Are you ready?
A cabin attendant in Japan's Aho Aho Airlines will say one word in an airplane.
"Chicken" or "Ninjin" would you like?
"Ninjin" is Japanese.
"Ninjin" would you like?
"Chicken" or "Ninjin" would you like?
"Ninjin" would you like?
You come up with a lot of ideas.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the next topic.
A cabin attendant in Japan's Aho Aho Airlines will say one word in an airplane.
What do you not have in you?
That's fast!
Let's go, Rosa-san!
This is important.
A cabin attendant in Japan's Aho Aho Airlines will say one word in an airplane.
Now!
Is there anyone who is free?
Isn't it fast?
It's amazing.
The line of people is perfect.
Is there anyone who finished next?
Mihiro-san, please.
Mihiro-san, I want you to give me the correct answer as soon as possible.
A cabin attendant in Japan's Aho Aho Airlines will say one word in an airplane.
Now!
What?
Is there anyone who wants to be a mascot?
What?
Why?
What's wrong, Mihiro-san?
Isn't it this?
Please think about it again.
It's one more.
One more?
Is there anyone who finished?
Let's move on.
A cabin attendant in Japan's Aho Aho Airlines will say one word in an airplane.
Now!
Is there anyone who forgot to take off their clothes today?
What?
Take off their clothes?
There are a lot of "take off their clothes" today.
I don't think it's appropriate to say "take off their clothes".
That's right.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
I don't think it's appropriate to say "take off their clothes".
I'm sorry.
It's dirty.
It's really dirty.
I'm really sorry.
Is there anyone who finished?
Let's move on.
A cabin attendant in Japan's Aho Aho Airlines will say one word in an airplane.
Now!
Is there anyone who forgot to take off their clothes today?
Is there anyone who forgot to take off their clothes?
I don't think it's appropriate to say "take off their clothes".
Correct!
I saw it!
I missed it.
I see, it's because of the picture.
You made me think about it.
I'm glad you drew it.
We're waiting for Mihiro's answer.
Let's go!
Let's go, Mihiro!
A cabin attendant from Japan's Aho Aho Airlines said one word in the plane.
Are there any sexless people among you?
Correct!
It's Mihiro's answer!
That's amazing.
It's this way, isn't it?
That's what she usually says.
Isn't it this way?
It's a little different.
I'm glad you drew one word.
She's being pulled around.
Let me see.
It's around here.
Usa-chan!
It's far away.
Usa-chan, please!
It's amazing.
You can say it right away.
Usa-chan's answer.
A cabin attendant from Japan's Aho Aho Airlines said one word in the plane.
Are there any...
people with tongs among you?
Why do we need tongs?
Tongs!
That's amazing!
You were very skillful.
It's hard to come up with one word.
That's it for the Mikudorihan Grand Prix!
What did we do?
The one who won because it wasn't funny was Kurosami!
I knew it!
I still want to do it!
Congratulations!
That's it for today!
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I heard it today!
I said it again!
I heard it!
Today's topic is...
Soup!
Even though you're ugly...
you shouldn't say dirty jokes!
You shouldn't say dirty jokes!
That's why...
you should keep your head down!
I told you not to say dirty jokes!
That's why you should be careful!
You guys were great!
You were great!
Everyone did your best!
What's wrong?
For those of you who watched our feedback post after the show,
we, Ebisu Mascots, will give away our autographed mascots!
The keyword for the gift is...
"Tuna and Salmon Seafood Bowl"!
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