AISubs v3.5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's time!
Woo! It's getting dark and spring is here!
Yeah!
It's time for the Sakura Mankai Opening Choreo Dance Dance Wide show!
Woo! Thank you!
We've reached our 20th anniversary! Thank you so much!
Woo!
It's a world where you can't say what you want to say, but if you put it in a cup full of sakura, you can say anything, right?
Let's spit out everything you've been keeping quiet about today!
Let's!
Let's go!
Wide show!
Woo!
Go ahead and say what you want to say!
Woo!
Go ahead and say what you want to say!
Ah!
Go ahead and say what you want to say!
Woo!
Go ahead and say what you want to say!
Anything you want to say!
Go ahead and say it!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Woo!
You know, why don't you give me medicine at the hospital?
It's annoying to go to the pharmacy!
I see!
I know!
You have to go again with your travel insurance papers, don't you?
It's annoying!
There are places you can't go, but I know!
I know!
I think you have a lot to say!
I haven't said it yet!
Go!
You can't say it! You can't say it!
Professional baseball will start tomorrow, but I don't know what it is at all!
Oh, you are so cute!
Professional baseball will start tomorrow, but I don't know what it is at all!
I don't know!
Whaaaat?!
I don't know what it is at all!
No way!
You don't know at all?!
I don't know!
Are you serious?!
You know, right?!
I don't know.
You know, right?!
What about "kerrigu" and another one?!
Kerrigu...?
Whaaaaat?!
Baseball fans!
We are currently in a situation like this!
Is it okay?!
You know it, right?!
Go back!
Who did you say that to?!
My mom!
Sakai, who did you say that to?!
Who was it?!
You can't do that!
You can't do that when we're talking!
You can't do that!
What?!
You can't do that!
You can't do that?!
It has nothing to do with technology!
You can't do that?!
Too bad!
Alright, alright!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Hey, black family!
You're not supposed to interrupt people's conversations in the dressing room!
Hey!
You're not supposed to interrupt people's conversations in the dressing room!
Why did you come in?
Wait!
I just wanted to join you.
No, I don't think so.
You all think so, don't you?
No, we don't!
Go, go!
We don't!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
You've got a lot of forehead hair!
Where?
You've got forehead hair!
Oh, my forehead hair!
Does it matter?
Stop with your forehead hair!
Oh, my forehead hair!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You've got a lot of forehead hair!
No, we don't!
You've got a lot of forehead hair!
Stop with your forehead hair!
Let's go!
I know you're about to break up,
but you keep introducing me to your new boyfriend!
This time, you're my destined partner!
I know!
I'm sick of this, so stop it!
Bye!
I'm sick of this, so stop it!
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
I'm not in a relationship like going to a love hotel!
Oh, I see!
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with going to a love hotel?
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it other than love?
Other than love?
Yes.
It's sexual desire.
Sexual desire?
Does that mean you have sexual desire?
If I had love, I wouldn't go to a love hotel.
What?
That's not true!
What do you mean?
Do you have sexual desire?
Sexual desire?
Yes.
I only have love.
Have you been to a love hotel?
When did you go recently?
Tell me the name of the love hotel!
When did you go recently?
Yesterday?
You went yesterday.
Tell me the name of the love hotel!
You know it?
Yes.
You went to Varian, didn't you?
Varian!
Varian! When did you go there?
When did you go there?
Three months ago.
You went there three months ago, didn't you?
By the way, I'm a climber, Iessa.
Don't bite me!
Why are you staring at me like that?
Look me in the eye and step on me!
What happened to you recently?
You're scary!
I'm always angry.
I don't know why, but I'm bored.
You want me to look you in the eye?
I want to step on you!
You're scary!
Step on me!
Look at Yacchan!
Yacchan, you look like you're in pain!
That's what she's saying right now, Yacchan!
Yacchan, you're scary, aren't you?
You're scary!
It's a psychopath!
It's been a while since I saw a psychopath!
Alright, alright!
Step on me!
Japanese politics is disgusting!
Director Sagawa.
Tell me the truth.
What?
What do you think, Ms. Mita?
I think Ms. Akie is a pro.
You have to say what you want to say!
Say it properly, Ms. Mita!
Ms. Yashii, continue!
"I debuted with pollen this year." That's a lie!
I just want you to pay attention!
"I debuted with pollen this year." That's a lie!
You know you debuted with pollen, right?
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go, go!
If you don't bite me, I'll eat you.
You've been eating me three times in a row.
I don't want you to eat me today.
I'm wearing makeup perfectly.
If you don't bite me, I'll eat you.
If you don't bite me, you won't eat me.
I'll do it right here. You won't bite me.
You don't want to wash your face after a show, do you?
I'll do it.
Go!
"If my mother..." Oh, I messed up.
You got it wrong!
Masako!
You got it wrong!
You were trying to do the high-quartz!
What?
That's not it, right?!
Let's try again!
Let's do it again!
She's like a cute, cute miller!
Let's do it again!
You wrote it right in here!
I read it right in there!
Um...
The definition of a woman is...
Ahhhh!
(cheering)
Girls, hurry up!
Is it "hurry up"?
It's "hurry up", right?
Girls, hurry up!
Girls, I'd appreciate it if you'd hurry up and put on make up!
Don't write it in your paper!
Don't write it down in your paper!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Come on, everyone!
Good, good!
Let's go!
You might say "Mina and Riku, you failed the molding", but this is just a corridor! It's a youth center!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
Where did you fail?
I think I might say "falling" or "bearing" or "dermatitis"
But if you're 5 years old, you'll have a different face!
You'll lose your face, you idiot!
I know! I want to say that!
I know! I know you're around here, but I don't know!
I know you're doing it, but I don't know!
I'm fine! I'm fine!
You have something you want to say, right?
Do your best!
Yes!
There are many people looking at flowers, but...
Anyway...
I... don't... look... at... flowers!
What?!
You don't look at flowers?
OK! OK! OK!
Think about it one more time!
I want to die right now!
You can say what you think!
Purikura and snow are cuter in the bus!
You got a little poisoned!
Come again!
It's a fun place!
Come again!
You're singing in a good mood with earphones on!
You're a pervert!
I know!
You know!
I'm not fat!
I'm chubby!
I'm usually fat and ugly!
You look good in it!
Which one?
Which one? Fat and ugly?
Both?
Fat and ugly?
Everyone thinks so.
I'm not talking about you!
You said you were cute in a different hair color!
I'm not talking about you!
You have to believe in girls' cuteness!
Go, go, go!
You have to believe in girls' cuteness!
You're big!
Even if you turn on the TV, it's not funny at all!
Politics is all about politics!
If you have news, please broadcast it in a brighter way!
What kind of news is brighter?
Tell us!
A baby deer is born!
Do the baby deer!
It would be good if it was news like this!
(Laughing)
(Air horn)
You want me to make you happy like this, don't you?
Yes, that's it!
I got it! I'm happy now!
Thank you!
Thank you for making me happy!
Say something else!
Excuse me, fireworks fans!
Why don't we go to Nakameguro?
If you really want to see it, let's go to Ueno!
Let's go to Ueno!
Let's go!
Nakameguro is in Tokyo, and there are a lot of people there, right?
There aren't a lot of people, but it's packed like this!
So you can't see the fireworks at all, right?
Ueno is the best!
Say something else!
Cherry blossoms are blooming!
Make good use of it!
Cute!
What?
You said cherry blossoms are blooming, but you only said that because you didn't like it!
It makes you sad, doesn't it?
I'm glad you're happy!
Okay, last one!
Say what you want to say!
I saw "Remember me" today!
And then, a woman was crying and a man was patting her head saying "you have a lot of sensitivity" and that woman's tears were lies!
The tears I thought of cherishing my ancestors were true!
Go to your ancestors' graves!
I want to go to my ancestors' graves!
Go to your ancestors' graves!
Everyone! Let's go to your ancestors' graves!
Let's go!
Thank you for your heartfelt words!
Tonight's Dance, Dance, Wide Show will end here!
If you want to dance again, let's meet again!
Let's go to the next corner!
Tatsumi-chan and Saki-chan, let's do our best!
Siina and Pyonna!
"Wide Show" on our own!
In this segment, Sina-chan and I, Usapyo, will call celebrities on our own and see what they can do for "Wide Show".
It's "Sudden Calls" segment!
Yes! I'm so excited!
There's a certain sense of fame and fame!
Ta-da! We looked it up and decided what we wanted to do.
For example, "This person hasn't been on TV much lately" or...
They must be doing something!
And we found that person on this page.
Yes! Ta-da! Here it is!
It's Sugiyama-san of "Wide Show".
He hasn't been on TV much lately
He must be doing something bad
We secretly got him a phone number!
That's right!
Our caller Sugiyama-san's number is inside!
Let's call him!
Yes, let's call him!
I hope we get "Wide Show" content.
Yes, let's ask him something.
Now, we're calling...
I wonder if he's coming out.
Hey, I wonder if he's awake.
You're right.
Hello?
Yes, yes.
It's me, but do you know me?
Huh? Who are you?
Do you know me?
My name is... Huh? Who are you?
Huh?
Don't you remember me?
No, I don't think you registered this number.
It's me, it's me.
Huh? Who? Who?
When we had a fight in Fukuoka...
You held me.
Huh?
In Apa...
You held me in Apa.
Huh? What did you say?
In Apa...
You held me...
In Apa.
Apa?
Apa.
Fukuoka?
I don't think I've said "Apa" in Fukuoka.
Huh?
Did you forget?
No, I don't...
No, I probably...
No, I...
I don't think it's me.
Huh?
Who?
Huh? Am I wrong?
Were you in "Saint Chihiro"?
What?
Were you in "Saint Chihiro"?
You're human, aren't you?
I wasn't in "Saint Chihiro"...
Oh, I'm sorry!
Who was it?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Me?
Oh, you were...
Were you the main character of "WAVE"?
No, that's a pig, so...
Um...
Can I ask you something?
Huh?
By the way, who are you?
Huh? I'm...
A pig, but...
A pig?
Yes, you remember me, don't you?
No, I don't remember you...
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Huh?
Oh!
Were you in "ENTER" the other day?
Oh, I see, I see.
With a shaved old man and a short g-pan.
That's Sugi-chan, you know.
That's Sugi-chan.
You were in "ENTER" as "my house".
Oh, I made a mistake! I made a mistake! I'm sorry!
Are you drinking?
No, I'm not! I made a mistake!
You're one of the big guys, aren't you?
I'm not one of the big guys! I'm a pig!
What? Are you drunk and talking on the phone?
Oh, no, no! I don't like pigs!
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
Huh?
Huh? You held onto me, didn't you?
What?
Don't you remember?
No, I don't remember you holding me...
By the way, what's your name?
Anna...
Oh, it's Usa, Usa.
Usa, you say? I'm not Usa, you know.
Um, you made me do that...
Did you forget?
Huh? Do what?
On top of my bed...
Your lower body...
The important part of it...
Your important part of it...
Don't make me say it! Don't make me say it! Are you trying to make me say it?
Don't make me say it! Are you trying to make me say it?
Hey, wait a minute!
One more time?
No, it's not like that!
I'll say one more thing!
One more thing?
I'll say one more thing!
You...
My...
Important part of it...
You...
Don't make me say it! Don't make me say it! Are you trying to make me say it?
Well...
I said it, but...
Oh, there's one more!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
There's one more! There's one more! There's one more!
There's one more?
Yeah, it hasn't changed.
Who is it?
Hello?
It's me, but...
Who is it?
It's me, but...
It's me, but I don't know who you are.
You only call me "delihel".
I haven't called you "delihel" before.
I'm "delihel" who specializes in pigs.
What's "delihel" who specializes in pigs?
There's no such thing.
I'm "delihel" who specializes in pigs in Fukuoka.
"Delihel" who specializes in pigs?
I don't remember.
Is that the name of the store?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think there's such a store.
"Delihel" who specializes in pigs...
What's "delihel" who specializes in pigs?
I'm "delihel" who specializes in pigs.
Is "delihel" who specializes in pigs working at a store?
Yeah, I ordered it in Fukuoka.
You didn't order it.
I did.
What's this call about?
You really don't remember?
No, I don't remember.
I've never been to a pig festival either.
But you played a lot of pigs.
What?
Pigs.
Pigs?
Pigs.
Pigs? What kind of pigs?
Like "oil sangenton".
"Oil sangenton"?
Yeah.
"Oil sangenton".
You like it, don't you?
You liked it, didn't you?
I liked it.
No, I didn't say it.
Wait a minute.
What kind of call is this?
Can I say one more thing?
No, you can say it.
Your favorite "oil sangenton".
You like it, don't you?
"Oil sangenton" what?
Oil sangenton
You like "oil sangenton" that much?
And that...
You played it a lot.
What?
High-speed "agu" lotion.
Don't force me to tie you up like a pig.
But you liked it a lot.
No, it's not like you like it a lot. I've never said it before.
First of all, this phone is a little noisy, but...
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
I'll change to "usa".
You don't have to change to "usa" anymore.
So...
You don't know "usa" and you don't have to change it.
So...
My...
There...
"gu"...
I won't let you say it! Don't make me say it!
Oh, I'll change it again.
So...
You don't have to change it again.
But who is that girl?
And you know, you did that.
What?
"mimigawa" "mimigawa"
"mimigawa" "mimigawa" What kind of phrase is that?
My...
You said a lot of "mimigawa" "mimigawa" "mimigawa" to my "mimigawa" "mimigawa".
"mimigawa" "mimigawa"
Speaking of which...
Wait a minute, what kind of phone is this?
Who are you?
What?
Are you...
The girl from the pig festival?
Yes, I'm Sina from the pig festival.
Who's from the pig festival?
Oh, me?
Yes.
Sina.
Sina?
Yes.
No, I don't know "usa" or "sina".
Oh, wait a minute, I'll change it to "usa".
No, you don't have to change it to "usa".
Oh, hello, it's "usa".
No, I don't know "usa" in the first place.
You're doing something, aren't you?
Um...
If you're in a relationship with me...
It's not allowed.
What?
It's not allowed.
But I'm independent.
Are you okay?
With what?
Your...
Yes.
Important place...
Yes.
Fe...
I won't say it!
Is this okay?
I'll change it to "sina", okay?
Sina...
But...
What?
Sina?
"Sigiyama" is slippery, so I'll cut it.
What? Is this recording?
Idiot.
Hey! Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.
I'm looking forward to tomorrow's wide show.
What do you mean? Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.
This isn't a bad prank, is it?
Hello?
That was fun!
We had a hard time.
I want to do this again.
I don't know what you're talking about, but it was fun.
Let's do it again next time.
I want to do it!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
That sounds fun!
Midnight Wide Show
Next up is...
"Mascots One and a Half Grand Prix"!
Thank you!
In this segment, since Ebisu Mascots is sexy, it has to be interesting!
So, this time, Mascots members will compete in a big race!
The judges will be Mokubo-san, Mitsura-san and Kurosawa-san!
Thank you!
Is it okay? I don't have any image of doing a big race.
It's an experience accumulated from past experiences.
Can you do it?
Yes!
Really?!
It's a free-spirited idea!
It's a provocative answer!
I see!
It's an uncaptured answer!
However!
As expected of entertainers, there is no such thing as "no".
So, even if it's not "one and a half grand prix",
if it's about "one and a half" interesting,
we will give you a ticket.
If all three of you get a ticket, you will get points.
That's the system.
I see!
Lower the screen a little bit.
Can we see it in "one and a half"?
Yes, please!
Finally, for those of you who get the most points,
"one and a half"!
By the way,
we will give you a one and a half night trip to Kyoto!
That's great!
"one and a half"!
It's a one and a half night trip, so please come back in the afternoon!
Thank you!
Please teach them well!
Yes, please!
Well,
thank you for joining us!
Thank you for having us!
So, let's get started!
I think you all have a board in your hands now.
Please write your answers on the board and ask your answers in order.
So, let's get started with the first question!
Go for it!
It's difficult!
Here is the first question!
Please shout out "one and a half" that you are familiar with in "sukkara ketchy" and other shouts.
No one has done it yet!
I see.
It's difficult!
It's amazing!
I have never been in "one and a half" show!
Yes!
That's fast!
That's good!
Let's go for a few minutes!
Please shout out "one and a half" that you are familiar with in "sukkara ketchy" and other shouts.
The shout that Ikko from "sukkara ketchy" made as a boss is...
saudake
Thank you very much!
How was it?
It was good.
"saudake" from "sumatai" sounds like "shimo" in Japanese, doesn't it?
It sounds like "masukatsu" in Japanese.
Let's go!
Let's go for a few minutes!
Please shout out "one and a half" that you are familiar with in "sukkara ketchy" and other shouts that Ikko from "sukkara ketchy" made as a boss is...
saudake
abazure
You almost said it, but...
It was delicious!
Ikko!
It was delicious!
That's a good way of saying it!
Say it like Ikko-san!
Let's say it like Matsuoka-san!
That's good!
Matsuoka-san!
Let's do it!
The shout out that you are familiar with in "sukkara ketchy" and other shouts that Ikko from "sukkara ketchy" made as a boss is...
let me do it!
Idiot!
Ikko-san!
You don't have to twist it at all!
You're too gentle!
You're an idiot!
Let's go with Kawakami-san!
Let's go!
The shout out that you are familiar with in "sukkara ketchy" and other shouts that Ikko from "sukkara ketchy" made as a boss is...
let me do it!
You're a good listener!
The technique is good!
Mitsuna-san, you did it!
Mitsuna-san, how was it?
I was a little drunk by the entertainer...
I was an idiot...
He doesn't need a set-net...
Ikko-san!
Let's go with Mihiro-san!
Mihiro-senpai!
Please go ahead!
How many "sukkara ketchi" and other shouts did Ikkou, who is well-known for shouting, make up for it?
"Ijiri-tate" (a new way of saying "Ijiri-tate" in Japanese)
One and a half.
One and a half. Congratulations!
"Ijiri-tate" (a new way of saying "Ijiri-tate" in Japanese)
It was a good feeling.
Moving on...
Let's go, Momonogi.
Here we go.
How many "sukkara ketchi" and other shouts did Iikkou, who is well-known for shouting, make up for it?
"Gyara-age-te" (a new way of saying "gyara-age- te")
It looked like you were going to say it.
If you say it like that in a reunion, it's like you're saying it in a real talk show.
Since we're in a hurry, let's go, Kanzaki-san!
Here we go! "Mondoke! Sukkarakechi!" or something like that.
And the voice that you, Ikkou-san, ended up making is...
Mondoke!
"Mondoke" huh?
"Mondoke" is an idiotic voice!
You should have said it earlier!
Let's move on to the next topic.
This is really hard.
It's easier to say it earlier.
Since your heart rate is higher.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is...
Take out all of the water in the pond
Please teach us words like that.
Please teach us!
All of the water in the pond...
It sounds like it'll be fun.
Words like that.
Take out all of the water in the pond
That's fast!
That's fast.
Yoshizawa-san, let's go!
Words like "take out all of the water in the pond" are...
Take out all of the rice in the house
That's funny!
It's been decided.
It's been decided for years.
Minato-san, let's go!
Words like "take out all of the water in the pond" are...
for now, let's just hold onto it
Wow!
That's a man's perspective!
That's right!
Yes!
Let's go, Mihiro-san!
Let's go, Mihiro-senpai!
Are you okay, Mihiro-senpai?
Mihiro-senpai is relaxed!
What is a word like "drain all the water in the pond"?
"Drink in the sauna"?
No, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's a little...
The word is like "drain all the water in the pond"...
That's right!
You didn't mess up your hair, did you?
That's right!
I want you to meet me a little more!
Let's continue!
Let's start with Ms. Mitafujin!
"Drain all the water in the pond"!
Yes, please!
What is a word like "drain all the water in the pond"?
"Drain all the water up to your buttocks"!
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
It was straightforward, wasn't it?
Let's move on to the next person!
Let's move on to Ms. Shiraishi!
What is a word like "drain all the water in the pond"?
I'm going to draw all of your dick!
Wait!
You're the worst!
I'm telling you, you're the worst!
Don't say "you're the worst" seriously!
You're the worst!
You're the worst of all!
Shall we continue?
Hmm...
Let's continue with Ms. Kojima!
What is a word like "drain all the water in the pond"?
"Draining in the pool"!
What is "draining in the pool"?
Is "draining in the pool" being replaced by "draining in the pool"?
No, it's not!
I'm sorry!
"Draining in the pool" is not "draining in the pool"!
It's too early for that!
Please don't do that!
You're so stylish!
Ms. Natsume hasn't got it yet!
Shall we continue?
What is a word like "drain all the water in the pond"?
"Draining all of your sushi stories"!
She thought about it!
No, I won't give you that!
Why!?
She thought about it too much!
Ms. Natsume, please!
I want to see your honest heart!
Shall we continue?
What is a word like "drain all the water in the pond"?
"This medicine works on baldness"!
What is it!?
It's too early!
It hasn't been evaluated yet! Isn't it too early?
Let's review and continue!
Who wants to do it?
I want to ask Usa-chan!
Yes, let's ask Usa-chan!
Here it is!
What is a word like "remove all the water in the pond"?
"I'll do the dishes tomorrow"!
It's like...
It's like you don't have to do anything!
You can do whatever you want!
"I'll do the dishes tomorrow"!
You can do anything!
Do you know what you're saying?
It's not a diary! It's not a memo!
Let's continue!
Go, go!
Let's go, Ichika-san!
Yes!
What is a word like "remove all the water in the pond"?
"I'll shave off all your beards, too"!
Why?
That's cute!
"I'll shave off all your beards, too"!
Stop it for a second!
Is that what you mean?
That's cute!
Stop it!
That's cute!
That kind of thing really breaks my heart.
Yes!
Thank you for your answer!
Let's go with Kamisaki-san!
What is a word like "remove all the water in the pond"?
"I'll hug everyone I've fallen in love with"!
That's cool!
She'll hug you right away!
She'll hug you too much!
Yes!
Let's go with Fujiwara-san!
Fujiwara-chan!
What is a word like "remove all the water in the pond"?
"I'll shave off all your beards, too"!
Why?
I wonder...if it was Usa-chan, she'd forgive you.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe...
Fujiwara wouldn't forgive you?
Don't aim for Usa-chan's position.
It's not like that?
It's not like that.
That's too bad.
Okay! Can you do it?
Then...let's go with Kurosawa-san!
Yes! I'm confident in this!
Oh, you're confident?
"The water in the pond"!
You can do it!
"Remove all the water in the pond"!
Don't...don't make a noise!
Everyone's making a noise, you know?
Kurosawa-san won't bully you, everyone!
She'll bully you right away!
She won't bully you!
Then let's hear it!
Let's hear it!
"The water in the pond"!
Yes, "the water in the pond"!
Words like "remove all" are...
"All is gone in the pond"!
Oh...
I see!
I'm sorry!
I...I understand now why you're treating Kurosawa- san like that!
I hate you now!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for blaming you all!
I understand, I'm sorry for blaming you all!
I see!
Then let's hear the next topic!
Let's hear it!
Are you confident?
It's better to say "yes, yes" at the end, right?
It's okay, right?
Is it okay?
Then let's hear the next topic!
The next topic is...
This roadside musician can't be liked at all! Why?
Ah, it's getting a little difficult!
It's getting difficult!
Yes!
That's fast!
That's good, that's good!
Let's start with "soup"!
This roadside musician can't be liked at all! Why?
Naturally!
Why?!
Your mouth stinks!
Let me say it!
No, no, you can't say it!
Let me say it!
No, no, you can't say it!
Yes, let's hear the next one!
Then, Momoni, please!
This roadside musician can't be liked at all! Why?
It's his father!
I'm sorry!
It's painful!
I'm sorry!
Who wants to go to the next?
Let's go to the guest.
This roadside musician is not at all likeable.
Why?
Every time I finish singing,
he says "You're always better than me".
Wow!
He's still good.
Who killed him?
None!
He was killed.
He didn't give it to me.
He ran away with a cut of muskrat.
It's fun.
It's more fun than I thought.
Everyone is amazing.
Next.
This roadside musician is not at all likeable.
Why?
Before I always sing,
I sing for the girl next to me.
I sing for you.
You're annoying!
You were carrying her next to you.
I have been thinking about it.
You're annoying.
Be healthy.
You're costly.
Be healthy.
Let's move on.
Moving on...
Shigai-san, let's go.
Why can't you like a roadside musician at all?
Hippie style.
Isn't it good?
I think there are hippies out there.
That was convincing.
Moving on...
Kojima-chan, let's go.
Why can't you like a roadside musician at all?
I don't like it.
Since you're cute, I'll give you one.
I don't like roadside musicians at all.
Always.
It's always tough.
Roadside musicians at all is tough.
If you keep doing roadside musicians, you'll get itchy.
Your nose will get swollen.
Moving on...
If you're confident, let's do it.
Matsuo-san, let's go.
Why can't you like a roadside musician at all?
While singing a song, you say "it" "ick" "ick" and "oooh" to a woman.
Matsuo-san, you have to say it.
A clip.
Please say it.
Are you OK?
If you are scared and can't raise your hands...
Are you OK?
Who is confident?
Kurosawa-san?
Kurosawa-san, are you OK?
Are you confident?
I'm absolutely OK.
I'll say it.
This roadside musician can't like it at all.
Why?
An iron bird is flying!
Why? Why?
You don't like it, do you?
I really didn't like it.
It was a complete booing.
It's a shame.
Courage is a courage.
It's a courage.
It's a heart.
Are you OK?
Let's continue.
Are you OK?
Let's continue.
Next is...
Ah, a shooting star!
Say "please" three times.
Think about it.
That's fast.
Let's continue.
Ah, a shooting star!
Say "please" three times.
I want you to love me! I want you to love me! I want you to love me!
"Damalebus".
Why?
Please don't say "Damalebus".
Wow, that guy's "yo, I want to be like you" kind of attitude...
Shut up, boss!
Wow...
Wow, that guy...
That guy was caught off guard right away...
That was a real first time for me...
Shut up, boss!
Let's continue...
If you're done...
Let's go, Kojimina-chan, since you were fast...
Here we go...
Ah! Shooting Stars! Please say your wish three times!
I hope you'll buy me pistols for half price!
That's insane!
Even your handwriting's scary...
That's insane!
Writing in a place like that is scary!
Even writing with your hands is scary!
Don't write with your hands...
You learned that from somewhere~
Even the color is scary...
Is it wrong?
No, it's not wrong...
Erase it...
Yes, please rewrite it.
Was it influenced?
Next, the one who did it.
Gonzales?
Mejibara-san, you were fast, so let's go.
Ah! Shooting star! Please say 'I beg of you' three times.
Please make me a stage actress!
Sing with your eyes. Sing with your face.
Ah! Shooting star! Please say 'I beg of you' three times.
That's good.
If you go further! Give me more! More!
Amazing!
Eye power is important.
This technique exists.
Yes, it does.
Next, let's go with Mihiro-san.
Ah! Shooting star! Please say 'I beg of you' three times.
Please make me a stage actress!
Thank you for your hard work!
Staying healthy is the most important!
That's right!
That's wonderful!
Next, let's change the topic a little.
Yes, let's change it.
Let's change it.
Please say 'I beg of you' using your mascot's SNS photos.
Sounds interesting!
I'd like to change it to something like that.
Please say 'I beg of you' using your SNS photos.
Yes!
The first photo is this one!
Please say 'I beg of you' using this photo of Natsume Hanami-san.
Natsume-san, what are you doing?
I'm watching a VR experience.
A house?
It's Coropura-san.
A company?
Yes, it's a company.
Is this a drum seat?
What?
It's like you're sitting, right?
That's right.
Please say 'I beg of you' using this photo of Natsume Hanami-san.
Yes, please do.
Will you say it?
It's difficult.
By the way, what word would you use for this?
I think it's difficult.
I can't think of anything.
That's right.
It's difficult when you say it all of a sudden.
That's right.
I've never said it before.
That's right.
What is it?
Please say 'I beg of you' using this photo of Natsume Hanami-san.
I've never seen a judge making such a fuss.
Ms. Makubo-san!
Right now...
I'm using an iPhone.
That's a big iPhone.
It's a big one.
That's about it.
Since you're confident, let's move on.
Please say 'I beg of you' using this photo of Natsume Hanami-san.
I want to be this kind of dinosaur.
I see. She's watching it with her eyes closed.
She's watching it with her eyes closed.
Give me more! Give me more! Give me more!
She's got it!
Give me more!
She's watching it on video.
On video, she's watching it with her eyes closed.
That's right. Then, shall we move on to Kamisaki- san?
Please say 'I beg of you' using this photo of Natsume Hanami-san.
My legs are shaking.
Where are you shaking?
My legs are floating.
Her legs are floating and she's working out.
She's watching it with her eyes closed.
I see. She's training her legs.
That's too bad.
This is difficult. Oh, you can do it.
Lastly, let's do it like this.
Let's go to the website.
Please say something using this photo of Natsume Hanami-san.
I can see it. I can see it.
She's making herself look good.
That's too bad.
How is it?
That's too bad.
Then, we still have more photos.
Let's look at this one first.
This one looks good.
The next photo is this one.
Who is it?
Where did you take this photo?
I went to Australia.
That's good.
It was the best.
The weather turned blue and you look like a model.
That's a good photo.
Please say something using this photo.
Minato, please say something using this photo.
Please say something using this photo.
Negative campaign.
Takemi, please say something using this photo.
Please say something using this photo.
Push it down from behind.
I'm scared!
It had a strong impact.
Let's have a guess.
Please say something using this SNS photo.
"Zekkei" and "todo"
No, no.
I see.
"todo" is...
"todo" is wrong.
Sometimes it's more "todo".
Lastly, who is confident?
Who can do it?
Ichikawa-san, can you do it?
Please say something using this SNS photo.
"Busu" should be able to fly, too.
"todo" is correct.
It was a good phrase.
Next, we have another photo.
Let me show you.
Ikerupa
"Ikifu" is difficult.
"koifu" is better.
Let's choose this one.
I think it's easier to choose this one.
I don't know about this photo.
The next photo is...
This one.
What are you doing?
Who is this?
Is it Momonogi-san?
What's going on?
I ate "gogoichi" pork bun in "shinkasha".
I thought it would be bad for my health.
So, I decided to eat only "todo" in my mouth.
I see.
Please think about it using this SNS photo.
It's an etiquette, isn't it?
Soon, right?
Since Mihiro-san was quick, I'll go with Mihiro- san.
Looking at Momonogi Kana-san's SNS photo, what do you think about it?
I wish it was a green car.
That's true. If you dress like that...
That's right.
At least...
What a shame!
Shall we go for one more person?
Shall we?
Anyone confident?
Yes!
Kurosawa-san, would you like to go?
That's amazing! Her arms are so long!
Kurosawa-san, let's go for it!
Let's do it next time!
Looking at Momonogi Kana-san's SNS photo, what do you think about it?
Momonogi, you're all cleaned up!
Since Kurosawa-san is in it...
But there's food in it...
That's right...
I can't say it's been cleaned up...
We can't end it like this, so anyone else who's confident?
Can you do it? Close it?
Kojima-san, can you do it?
Kojima-san...
Kojima-san, let's do it.
Look at Momonogi Kana-san's SNS photo and say one word!
I'm a blanket!
What do you think?
This is terrible!
This is the last one, so let's announce the results!
Mihiro-san, Mitafujin-san and Kojima-san got 7 points!
Why did only Momonogi Kana-san get points?
Is it sudden?
No, there's no time.
How are we supposed to do this?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors and decide who gets points!
Isn't that old-fashioned?
Let's go to the end!
This was the One and a Half Grand Prix!
And? And?
Do you have any announcements?
Announcements? Who is it?
Yes, we have announcements!
Our Ebisu Muscat Live Compliance "I'm Not Scared" tickets are on sale now!
Everyone, please buy them!
Thank you for your hard work today!
You've been doing great from one thing to the next, and you've been doing difficult things, and you've been very active.
Also, Ms. Matsuoka, you went to the pie yourself today, but the pie is a little slower.
If you say it slowly and without wanting it from yourself, you may be licked a little more.
I hope you can say it slowly.
One more thing, and this may be something you can say to everyone, but please make a deck for the recording!
It's hard for us to get out of this precious place where there are cameramen.
So don't make a deck for the recording!
If you make a deck, you'll look like that!
Everyone, please take care of your skin so that you don't end up like me!
That's all! Goodbye!
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