AISubs v3.5
What is this?
This is it! There was also last week!
This is it!
Kayo, Kayo, do you feel good?
I feel good!
Hey, is everyone having fun today?
Hey, do you want to dance or do it today?
This corner is not popular with me.
I can't say what I want to say, but if I put it on my favorite dance stand, I can say anything, can't I?
That's right, everyone.
Representatives of Japan, good morning.
Congratulations on your 10th birthday.
I started dancing instead of you.
Congratulations!
Do you want me to put garlic on the mat?
I'm looking forward to it.
If you say that, I'll put it all on the dance and spit it out.
Let's dance the world to you.
I said it.
Let's dance the world to you.
I said it.
Rakuten is not cheap for the fourth mobile company.
Wow!
Where did you come from? Did you want to say that song?
I wanted to say it, but I'm looking forward to it.
This way!
You're young for a girl's heart.
I'm hungry and hungry!
Hey, you're walking and stepping!
Hey you!
I'm hungry!
I'm not hungry! Who's next?
Say what you want to say!
Hey you! You're walking and stepping!
The more you walk and step, the less you have to hurry!
You idiot!
You have something you want to say, right?
If you have something you want to say, say it!
Say it! Say it!
Say it!
You often post your gym training videos on Instagram.
I just want you to look at it.
Send it to Seffle, you greedy woman!
You greedy woman!
You kissed a comedian, didn't you?
You kissed a doctor, didn't you?
Go! Go! Go!
Mogumogu time?
You showed me you were eating a banana.
It makes you dizzy, doesn't it?
Who?
It makes you dizzy, doesn't it?
Then go away!
It makes you dizzy, doesn't it?
Hey, people who ask me, "It's expensive anyway",
what's wrong with me wearing cheap clothes and eating common people's food?
I love cold food.
Misato! Misato!
What are you doing?
I'm selling Jo's kimono. Nice to meet you.
Go! Go! Go!
Hey, third-rate director!
What's wrong with you guys?
We won! We won! We won!
We won!
Go! Go! Go!
On SNS, idols are riding...
If you have something to say, say it now!
Say it! Say it now!
Say it!
If you have something to say, say it now!
Say it!
How many times do you want me to say it?
I did it. I got it.
Wow! I did it!
Hey, Bridgerton Boeing!
Don't dance laxatively with the bar음� razors at barlesque at Roppongi.
Bar음� razor!?
Bridgerton Boeing!
Don't dance laxatively with the bar aest at Roppongi.
What? I didn't know!
The manager saw you in your uniform!
What?
What were you doing?
Were you opening it again?
Which one was it? Were you opening it again?
You were opening it again, weren't you?
You were opening it again!
You're doing it again!
You were opening it again!
You know what this is?
This is what this is!
Woof, woof, woof!
Great! I haven't said it before!
Woof, woof, woof!
Complacomplac!
You're saying it too much!
I can't hold it in!
What does that mean?
Tell us more!
Compliance! Compliance!
Go! Go! Go!
10% tax is too high, isn't it?
It is high!
It is high, so?
It is high, right?
It is?
Compliance? Compliance?
Tell us more!
10% tax is...
(The crowd is screaming and cheering)
Who said you could give her a bitcoin?
That's enough!
(The crowd is screaming and cheering)
You had a bitcoin, didn't you?
Stop it!
How much did you lose?
How much?
How much did you lose?
5,000 yen.
Yes!
Pick up.
Pick up this song, Osei.
What are you doing?
Okay, let's do it.
Go, Osei!
Go, go!
Go, Osei!
Go!
You're wearing something over your age, aren't you? You'll be caught later.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Kanzaki!
What? What?
Cream is slippery!
You're wearing something over your age, aren't you?
What?
Something over your age?
What?
Brand change?
Kanzaki has a car.
Cream is slippery!
You're wearing something over your age, aren't you?
Cream is slippery!
Are you going to put a bag in the convenience store?
It's for sure!
You know it!
Asuka!
Hey! Asuka Kirara!
What?
You are a leader!
You too! Bye!
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Are you going to go again?
Are you going again?
Oh, oh, oh!
Party people, party people!
Hey, you!
You really!
There was a guy who didn't come out!
Go, go, go!
I haven't gone! I haven't packed up!
If you chose to marry with your face,
and were rejected,
it's obvious!
People who come out are like that in life!
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Don't say it! Who?
Who are you?
Who? Who are you?
Who are you?
Me? Me?
Me? Who am I?
Who are you?
Hello, I'm Kotegao Yuyuko.
(A man is cheering)
- It's not just about Kotegawa Yako! - You are talking about Kotegawa Yako!
- Kotegawa Yako, you said? - Yeah, we said.
- Did you say it? - We said it last. - Last?
- Yaaas! - He said it!
- Yaaaaaas! - Yaaaas!
I really don't want to make a loud voice because I made my debut the other day, so if I make a loud voice, my urine will leak.
I made my debut on June 1st!
Is it good?
How is it?
Is it good?
That's it! That's it! That's it!
OK! Tonight's Dance, Dance Night Show is over!
Please come back at night if you want to dance again!
Next corner is "Yume Kana Chan"!
Thank you!
Ore!
Even if it's from above, let's clap!
What should I do? Who should I start with?
This...
Maeba comes out.
This...
Kawakami-san.
This...
Oh!
There is someone who is really glaring.
This...
is Kirara-san.
Shall I start?
West...
Mogura...
Mountain...
East...
Kirara...
Mountain...
Yes! Welcome! Welcome!
Yes! I will start!
Look at me! Look at me!
Wake up!
Get up! Get up!
Get up!
Get down! Get down!
Get up! Get up!
Got up! Got up!
Kawakami-san got up!
Chosobuto got up!
Cried! Cried!
Cried and grumbled!
Got angry! Got angry!
And became quiet!
Next is Kirara-mountain!
Spent! Spent!
Spent money!
Played at night! Played at night!
Played at night than Abe-man!
Messed up! Messed up!
Got caught! Got caught!
Got caught!
Ponkotsu! Ponkotsu!
Headache!
Rested! Rested!
Rested from a live show!
Cheated with a lunch box!
The winner is...
Kirara-mountain!
The winner is... Manguri-mountain!
Shall we move on to the next game?
Huh? There is a little fat person here. Who is this?
Oh, it's Subu-chan!
Huh? There is a person who just came back from hunting.
Is this... Yuki-chan? Yoshizawa Yuki-chan!
Look at each other!
Oh, you are good friends!
Look at each other!
Let's go!
Look at each other!
Go for it!
Stay! Stay!
Swallow! Swallow!
Drink! Drink!
Until night!
Drink until morning!
Stay! Stay!
Her voice is down! Her voice is down!
She flew! She flew! She even flew to Thailand!
She is unexpectedly good! Unexpectedly good!
She is tough! She is tough!
She is tougher than Kurosan Mirei!
Oh, Subu-san! Subu-
She is ugly! She is ugly!
Karakon! Karakon!
She is ugly, but she is Karakon!
Insta! Insta!
She is ugly, but she is Insta!
Dance! Dance!
Only dancing is allowed!
No! No!
No dancing for two months!
Yes!
The winner is...
Busu-no-yama!
I'm sorry!
Yumekana-chan, what are you doing?
What's wrong?
We're in the middle of a show.
Why did you come here alone?
You want to play alone, don't you?
Can we move on to the next segment?
The next segment is...
The Way to Missouri's Cheap Sex!
It's too late for that.
Are you okay?
I'll take you there.
The Way to Missouri's Cheap Sex!
This is our third segment.
We started this segment for you.
We want you to have sex with us.
We're not kidding.
We want you to have sex with us and be healthy.
Are you okay with that?
What's wrong?
Why did you remove your face cream?
Wear something like a mihiro!
You can't do that!
You can't do that! You can't do that!
I'm sorry, but you can't do that!
I'm sorry, too!
You can't do that!
I'll eat it again!
You too!
I'm eating it, too!
You can't do that!
Apologize to her!
Look at her! Look at her! She's so upset!
I'm sorry!
From now on...
You can...
Eat it with a sponge!
With a sponge!
You can eat it with a sponge!
Eat it with a sponge!
If you like, you can eat it.
Eat it!
Eat it as you eat it!
Take it home and eat it!
That's right!
Mitsuya-san, are you ready for the memo?
Take it!
Well, then...
What's going on?
It's starting!
What are you doing?
Don't fight!
Don't fight! What's going on?
What's going on?
No!
Eat it! It's okay to eat it!
Stop it!
Okay, everyone! Give me your applause!
To Mitsuya-san, all year long...
Take it back!
To Mitsuya-san, all year long...
Have sex!
Let's do our best!
Okay?
Thank you!
This is the third time, but this time it's these two!
Okay!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Please!
I'm Mita, a teacher.
I'm also a teacher, Matsuoka.
Nice to meet you!
I don't know about Mita-san, but can you teach us, Matsuoka-san?
Yes! Well, I also do what I do.
Do you do it?
Yes!
When did you last do it?
About a month ago.
Then it's okay, right?
Yes! It's okay!
Please!
Yes! By the way, Mitsura-san!
Yes!
Have you found a man who makes you feel good?
Not yet!
I see...
I thought it was like that.
It's not like that!
Yes!
First of all, Mitsura-san would like you to feel the touch of men.
Yes!
Mitsura-san would like you to feel the touch of men.
I'd like to know! There is, isn't there?
There is, in fact.
Yes!
It's a wind speed point, isn't it?
You can somehow feel the pleasantness with money.
Teacher!
Yes, please.
Is your mouth hard?
Ah, first of all...
That part, of course, is fine.
That's right.
If it leaks, it will be a problem.
Mitsura-san, wind speed points are not only for men.
Eh, pass!
Are you alright?
Eh, pass!
I'm sorry!
The flow is back, are you alright?
Yes, please.
It's fine if it leaks, you know?
We've redone it, haven't we?
Yes.
The other day, we experienced the wind speed point for women.
Eh?
Yes!
There is a VTR of it, so please watch it.
It's really good.
VTR...
SEX!
Wow!
It's wonderful.
Everyone!
Good evening!
Yes!
This time, as the first step of Mitsura-san's path of sex,
we would like to report the wind speed point for women!
Eh, me?
First...
Yes!
Eh, with that being said,
this time we have experienced
among the wind speed points for women,
female-specific sexual massage!
Sexual massage?
Yes! First, make a reservation!
If you decide on a shop you would like to request,
you can make a reservation by phone or email!
Yes!
If you are interested, you can also apply!
The place is...
A hotel, or your own house, etc.
They will come to the designated place!
The three of you have already been selected, right?
Yes! We have been selected!
This time, we made an appointment at a hotel!
But...
As I thought, only women would want to call.
Ah!
Eh?
Will that kind of person come?
Eh?
Hehehehe
What's wrong?
Hehehe
Ah, she's already acting normal, like a handsome guy
Thank you for your cooperation!
Ok! The person we asked for assistance this time is...
Ms. Nagisa, 23-year-old, from the Female Specialty Artificial Lung Massage Top Secret base in Tokyo.
She's said to be the number one in this area, Ms. Mitsuda.
I like Ryuji, too.
Ryuji?
Do you like Ryuji?
Ryuji is cool.
I like women, too.
What?
What do you mean by "femme fatale" for women?
What do you mean?
As you can imagine,
common things that satisfy women's sex are "photos".
Basically, it's plastic surgery.
In the end, it's all about photos.
By the way,
it's hard for me to ask you,
but how far are you going to go with it?
How far?
I'm worried about it.
I think you're worried about it, too.
Well, I'll go as far as I can.
Wow!
That's right.
What?
Almost.
What?
Almost.
Does it mean that you can make use of women who are not so tall?
Oh, you're right.
At first, everyone was nervous.
Even if you're suddenly great,
if you can go with it,
I'm sure you can go with it.
I'm sure I can go with it.
If you think about it, you can go with it, right?
I'm sure you can go with it.
What kind of people are "femme fatale" generally?
That's right.
As an age group,
people in their 40s,
people in their 20s,
people in their 40s,
people in their 20s,
people in their 30s,
and people in their 30s.
Generally,
we treat them and treat them.
However,
we don't have a therapist.
What?
Can you still go with it?
I can go with it.
Can you go with it?
It's like a dream.
For three or four days,
you can go with it.
Three or four days?
Wow!
You want to go with it every day.
That's right.
Or you want to go with it every day.
I don't know.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's cute.
Can you show me how you treat it?
Sure.
Let me show you.
First of all, we'll give you counseling.
Counseling?
Yes.
You can ask for help in advance,
such as "hopeful play" or "unwanted lyrics"
so you can have a surgery without any worries.
Wow! Can I choose one?
It's quite detailed.
I have to ask for help in advance.
Otherwise, I'll say "unwanted lyrics" later.
Oh, I see.
Once you've confirmed your hope for counseling,
you can finally have a surgery.
First of all, we'll give you an aroma massage.
What?
Yes!
On behalf of me,
you'll have a surgery.
I lost!
Next, we'll give you a massage using oil.
It feels good, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
You look like a man.
It's short, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's getting shorter and shorter.
What's going on?
She's nervous.
There's a frog.
She's losing her lymphatic system.
Is it okay?
Is it just lymphatic system?
It's just lymphatic system.
She's nervous.
It's of high quality.
It feels good.
Does having an aroma massage
have any effect?
Well, it helps you relax.
It's relaxing.
It's amazing.
That's amazing.
It relaxes you and you relax and you're relaxed.
What should we do?
I'm over there.
I'm embarrassed.
What should we do?
I'm over there.
You're blacked out.
I'm blacked out.
Okay.
Next is Seikan Massage.
What level is it?
I want you to lift up your butt.
Lift up your butt.
Like a quadriceps?
Yes, like a quadriceps.
Okay.
Come on out.
What's going on?
She's out of breath.
Is it okay?
Yes.
She's out of breath.
Yes, it depends on the person, but it's like a kiss, body touch, full lip, and then it's like a finish.
It's like an energy drink.
Yes, it's kind of ticklish right now.
I don't know what's going to happen.
I'm getting more and more excited.
What is it?
It's ticklish.
What is it?
It's like a kiss, body touch, and then it's like a finish.
It's ticklish.
It's embarrassing.
It's not good.
It's ticklish.
It's really easy to feel and it seems like my whole body has become solid.
It's ticklish.
It's not good.
I'm sure Mitsuru-san will want to have sex too.
Why don't you give it a try?
Mitsuru-san, what did you think of it?
This is fast!
It's fast!
It's fast, but it's quick and easy.
That's right.
There's a service like this.
It was an intense video, so I apologize.
Let's review the service.
It's like this.
Step 1. Easy counseling.
You will be counseled on areas you want a thorough massage and areas you are not good at.
That's a normal massage.
But you can also do acupressure or something like that.
Yes, you can do that by counseling.
Step 2. Full-body aroma massage.
Massage from the lower half of the body to the upper half of the body in a limp state.
Turn your head and massage your upper half of the body with aroma.
I usually go to high-end esthetics, but this is as good as that.
It's very good.
It's an aroma massage that's as good as those esthetics.
Step 3. Lung massage.
Gradually stimulate the lungs and look at the customer's reaction and directly dive into the lungs.
This is usually done more closely, but since we couldn't do it because of the video, we'd like to use this bear and actually do it.
In the video, you were doing a full-body lip massage, but is that still available?
It's still available.
First of all, everyone, a full-body lip massage is not just kissing with your mouth,
but also licking your ears, neck, this part, and the lower part of your body.
Teacher! Teacher! Teacher!
Yes!
The lower part contains your underwear, but is it okay to do it from above your underwear?
There is no underwear.
What?!
Yes.
You're a first-time customer, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're a first-time customer. That's how it is.
Yes.
You're a first-time customer, aren't you? But it's better to know each other a little.
That's right.
It's better to know each other a little.
Now that we're done with the full-body lip massage, we're going to do the back massage with our hands.
Like this...
As you can see, Mitsura-san, we can do this important part, like rolling and massaging, and you can love us a lot.
Yes!
I don't know.
Teacher! Teacher! Teacher! Is it okay for girls to be excited and stretch their hands to men's hips?
Oh, you don't have to go too far.
Oh!
You don't have to go too far.
It's good that you don't have to go too far.
Oh!
Yes!
Now we're going to end the introduction.
Yes!
Is it okay if we ask you some questions?
Yes! Do you have any questions?
I think you're very curious.
Do you have any experience?
Has anyone said it before?
Yes!
Oh!
Has anyone said it before?
Oh!
But I wonder if you like it or not.
Oh! There are things you like, too.
If you like it, you can choose a date course.
Date course?
Yes!
Is there a date course?
Yes, there is a date course.
Yes!
Then, it's this one.
Yes, it's this one.
Yes, it's the budget plan.
Yes, it is.
What is it?
Why is Shinya Hashimoto here?
Hashimoto is here as a special guest.
He's interested in women's clothing.
Yes!
Next, we'll ask you for the budget plan.
Oh, we'll ask you for the budget plan.
Oh, the budget plan?
Yes, 90 minutes.
Yes, it's 15,000 yen.
It's cheap!
It's like a regular massage.
Yes!
It's like a regular massage.
Some people say yes for the first time.
I heard that Rin-chan said yes recently.
How much is she saying yes for?
5,000 yen?
It's cheap!
That's why!
Does this include...
Does this include H-shaped massage?
It's all included.
Is it included?
Communication expenses are also included.
It's cheap!
You can pay for hotel bills yourself.
Yes, that's right.
120 minutes, 20,000 yen.
150 minutes, 25,000 yen.
But you can stay overnight from 11 p.m. to 9 a.m. for 50,000 yen.
Staying overnight is cheap.
You got it.
You can stay overnight, right?
You can do it in the middle of the night.
Let's try it.
That's...
I totally forgot about it.
But during this period of time, is it okay for you to have a massage or have any contact with each other?
Between 23rd and 9am for about 10 hours.
As long as it's within the schedule.
What's up? What's up?
Has there been anyone who has developed into love?
Ah, there seems to be someone like that.
Ah, but it's this period of time, you know.
Is there something you absolutely have to wash yourself with?
Ah, first of all, you have to put yourself in the bath.
That's the current trend.
Eh, is it okay for you to have a bath?
Ah, you don't have to worry about that.
You're a professional, so it's okay.
Eh, is it okay for you to have a bath?
Wash it yourself!
I'm curious!
Why do you have to wash it yourself?
Wash it yourself! I want you to try it!
My legs hurt.
It looks stinky, doesn't it?
Stinky!
Ah, we're here.
Yes, these are the options.
Options?
Yes, of course.
Eh?!
Yes, Rotadenma-vibe.
Yes, soft-style SM.
And, well, SM course.
And then there's photography.
Photography?!
Yes.
Yes, it's photography, but you can take two-shots like this, or you can take yourself while you're playing, or you can take the handsome face of your opponent while you're playing.
Another recommended way of taking pictures is to set up in your room and take the photo you're taking home, and then look at your daily life, and see if you can add something.
Ah!
You left it behind and it's gone!
Who stole it?!
You guys! Who... who stole it?!
It's important!
It's being used a lot now.
Important toys, right?
Options, right?
Options are like this.
Scary!
Okay! Are your questions okay now?
Are you okay?
Okay! Then, next!
Next, yes!
There are many types of women's style.
Women's style is like men's style.
There are three types of styles.
Mitsura-san, do you want to know?
I want to know!
Okay! Then, let's go!
The first one is this!
Ta-dah!
Cervical massage!
Is it for now?
The VTR shop you saw earlier is also referring to this cervical massage.
It's like you saw it.
If you don't pronounce it well, you won't feel good.
Pronunciation?
Yes! Mitsura-san, let's go!
Cervical...
Massage!
Go ahead!
Cervical...
Massage!
That's all!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Is it for now?
Pronunciation is important for sex, isn't it?
Pronunciation is important for sex.
Even if you don't say it well, it's okay.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Yes! Then, the second one is this!
Ta-dah!
Business trip host!
Yes!
In this business trip host,
an AV actor who is active in acting will visit a woman and play a role that the woman wants.
This is really good!
As a lesbian, you're already a professional of 100,000 lines!
You're a professional!
On the contrary, you may not be embarrassed like a doctor!
That's right!
Because you're used to it!
Mitsura-san, you're a little worried, aren't you?
Business trip...
You're a business trip host, aren't you?
Yes!
Then, next!
Shall we continue?
The third one is...
Yes!
Lesbian delivery!
Yes!
In the lesbian business trip service,
you can enjoy sexual intercourse between women from a date!
Yes!
Then, shall we go?
Mitsura-san?
Lesbian delivery!
Go ahead!
Lesbian delivery!
That's right!
That's great!
I learned it in one go!
Your skills have improved!
Have they improved now?
They have, haven't they?
I didn't know...
You didn't know, did you?
Yes!
Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
It's okay.
Yes!
Then...
Other than this, there are actually many other types of lesbian women.
There are!
Then, I'd like to introduce them!
Here they are!
What?!
Yes!
First, professional business trip...
Professional?!
Are you a professional?
Yes!
Then, this is...
There are many women whose partners can't say "I want you to lick me", right?
Well, Mitsura-san, who likes to lick...
I didn't say I like it!
I like licking the most in the entertainment world.
Stop it!
If you say that, it'll go up on Wikipedia!
Stop it!
Mitsura-san, who likes to lick...
Stop it!
Well, it seems that Mitsura-san can continue to be licked.
Yes!
For one or two hours...
Even if you lick me...
What?!
It's okay!
Then, it's not like an option before and after...
It's like you suddenly start licking me...
Yes!
It's like you suddenly start licking me...
I'm okay with licking you all of a sudden!
You're okay with licking me all of a sudden?!
Yes!
Eh?!
Then...
I wonder if it'll go up on Wikipedia...
For one or two hours...
I wonder if it'll go up on Wikipedia...
Then...
Let's stop it before it goes up on Wikipedia...
Then...
There is another nickname...
Mitsura-san, would you like to say it?
Yes!
Nickname...
Licking...
Chief...
Professional school...
Professional school?!
There is another nickname...
Nickname...
Licking...
Chief...
Professional school?!
Eh?!
Then...
Mitsura-san, would you like to say it?
Is it okay for that nickname to go up on Wikipedia?!
Professional school?!
Chief...
Professional school?!
Eh?!
Nickname...
Licking...
Chief...
Professional school?!
Eh?!
Mitsura-san!
If you don't believe me and continue after me...
Yes!
It won't feel good!
Yes!
Moving on...
On the stage in a club-like store, men in swimsuits and shorts dance and you can see BimBim's stuff sticking out!
And here... I'd like to say a few words, but...
You can see BimBim's stuff sticking out!
What are you talking about?
- What?! - BimBim's... - Can you say it now?
- BimBim's... - A little more!
- Please say it!
- Be careful! Be careful! - Let's say it one more time!
- Since you're a beginner... - Yes!
- I'll say it! - Yes!
There are people whose BimBim's stuff is sticking out!
- You can say it! - Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Mitsuru-san, let's say it! - Go for it!
- There are people whose BimBim's stuff is sticking out! - What are you talking about?!
- Okada-san, this is very important! - Is it important?! Let me say it!
- Is the instruction correct?! - It's pretty correct!
- Teach me how to say it! - I don't know the angle of this!
- This is also BimBim's stuff sticking out time... - Is it BimBim's stuff sticking out time now?!
If you don't say it properly, you won't be able to have sex and feel good!
- I have to say it, right?! - If you don't say it, you won't be able to have fun!
- I'm pretty embarrassed, but I'm doing my best! - Are you embarrassed?!
Next! You can enjoy the view while drinking or drinking alcohol!
If you like men, you can ask them out or go on a date!
- I see! I understand! - Yes!
- Also, this time, Muscat's people have Mitsuru - san come up with an ideal couple for you! - Oh, you came up with it?!
- That's right! - Thank you, everyone!
- That's right! Everyone is seriously thinking about it! - Thank you!
- Oh, by the way, Yumekana-chan! - Yes?
- Can you tell me what you came up with? - Oh, I came up with...
- There's only a wall and a penis comes out of it! - Eh?!
- So... - So...
- It's like a penis coming out of a wall! - Eh?!
- A penis coming out of a wall?! - What does that mean?!
- Yes! - What does it mean?!
- So... - How do you enjoy it?!
- It's like you don't have to face each other! - Oh, you only use your shoes!
- Yes! That's why it's not embarrassing even if it's your first time! - Oh!
- So it's like a penis coming out of a wall, right?! - Yes!
- So you recommend a penis coming out of a wall?! - Yes!
- A penis coming out of a wall?! - Is there only one penis coming out of a wall?!
- Is there a lot of them coming out of a wall?! - How does it work?!
- Well, there's only one, but you can choose as many as you like!
- Oh! - It's like you're doing it for the first time!
- I see! - Yes!
- So there's something like that! - It's like a penis coming out of a wall!
- A penis coming out of a wall?! That's right! It's like a penis coming out of a waterfall!
- It's the opposite! - It's the opposite version!
- This is... Kojima-san! - What is it?!
- Kojima-san's idea is "praise, praise, jab, jab, refresh"!
- What does it mean?! - What does it mean?!
- Well, I think girls who work sometimes fail or get depressed. - Yes!
- I'd like you to say it on a night like that. - Yes!
- First of all, you praise me a lot for how I look and how hard I work.
- Then you praise me a lot for how my nipples are beautiful and how touching they are. - Yes!
- Then you praise me a lot for how I look and how touching they are. - Yes!
- Then you praise me a lot for how my nipples are beautiful and how touching they are. - Yes!
- Suddenly! Suddenly you praise me a lot! - You praise me a lot!
- Oh, so that's where "jab, jab" continues?! - Yes!
- Oh, I see! - Yes!
- The stress and water that girls work with can be washed away. - I see!
- Oh! - Oh!
- "Jab, jab", right, "refresh"? - Yes!
- How is it? Is it not good? - Oh, it's a little good!
- "Jab, jab", "refresh"! - Yes!
- I'll note it down for you. - That's right!
- "Jab, jab", "refresh"! - I'd like you to say "salt" before you die.
- Me too.
- I'd like you to say "salt" before you die. - Me too!
- I think it's a small wish. - I can't make your wish come true.
- Right? - I can't make it come true.
- Who else would you like?
- Hmm...
- Then, Kawakami-san, what is "otameshi otona no omocha-yasan"?
- That's right.
- Last week, Mitsura-san introduced us to various toys.
- But we don't know how to use them, do we? - No, we don't.
- But men teach us how to use them and open them for us.
- We pick up toys we like at a store and say "this is good", and "otameshi!"
- Then we go to the otameshi room and have fun with men.
- I see! - I see!
- Men teach you how to use them, right? - Yes.
- I see. - That's better.
- Asuka-san, do you know what "d.c.danshi" is?
- "d.c."? - It's like a date club.
- You know, where you buy girls.
- Yeah. - It's like a book.
- A catalog for girls? - Yes.
- You can't buy girls.
- You can only buy girls if you pay a lot of money.
- Can you play with girls? - Can you play with girls?
- It's like a catalog.
- Well, Mita-san is on that catalog too.
- On that catalog? - Yes.
- Mita-san is on that catalog for 80,000 yen.
- He's on it! - But it's for men only.
- You can play with girls and have fun.
- You can choose which men you like.
- I wonder if there are celebrities.
- But there's a rumor that you're on it, right?
- There's a rumor. - It's like a dream.
- But I've never been called for it. Is it okay?
- There may be people you don't know who are on it.
- That's right.
- Who else? Mita-san, did you come up with it?
- Yes, I did. It's called "Soap Menland".
- "Soap Menland"? - Yes.
- What's "Soap Menland"? - You don't know it?
- In "Soap Menland",
- you can have close-to-real-life love with real men.
- It's like a near-future thing.
- It's available in women's version,
- but it's not available in men's version.
- So you can have close-to-real-life love in your private room.
- I wanted to try it. - It's not available now?
- No, it's not. - I see.
- What did you come up with, Sugu-san? - I came up with a good one.
- Sugu-san? - Yes.
- Before having sex, I think it's better to learn various postures.
- I think it's better to have flexible joints.
- So I came up with "48 degree yoga".
- 48 degree yoga!?
- Have you thought about it? - Yes.
- There is a very intense exercise. - Yes, I have.
- It's like a woman is upside down and a man is lifting her up. - I see.
- And there is a exercise called "dazen". - I see.
- Dazen? - Yes, dazen.
- You need to have a soft hip joint. - I got it!
- What did you say? - It's hard!
- It's about love. - I'm not interested in love.
- It's hard! - I'm not interested in love.
- I see. - I think you came up with a good one.
- It's not a practice. - I see.
- Anything else?
- Kurosawa-san. - Actually, Mita-san...
- Shut up! - What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
- She's been talking too much lately and I'm really angry.
- Why are you talking too much? - Someone is coming.
- I have a lot of things to say. - Shut up!
- Shut up and shut up! - What!?
- You don't have to say that! - Stop it! Stop it, Matsuoka-kun!
- I have something important to say! - Can you say it?
- Let's say it! - Before we say it...
- What is it? - We told you about our report...
- Yes. - We hope you can get rid of your fear of sex.
- Yes. - Please say it. - Yes.
- I will say it.
- Kuni. - Chief. - Specialist. - School!
- You don't have one? - You don't have one?
- Chief Kuni. - Specialist Kuni. - School! - Where did you come from?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Please don't worry about it.
- Where do you live, Chief Kuni? - I live in Gotanda.
- You don't look like you live in Gotanda. - I don't look like I do.
- I have something important to say! - Yes!
- You have something important to say, right? - Yes!
- We have a special gift for you!
- Tomorrow morning, Wednesday March 3rd at 7pm, watch the late-night show "Gakuyaura Eizou" on Abema Video and enter for the gift!
- We look forward to your participation! - We look forward to it!
- Wow! So you can watch "Gakuyaura Eizou"? - We can do that.
- Is there anything else to say? - Yes!
- Everyone! - What?!
- What are you doing now? - That's fine.
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So we've seen a lot of fan clubs,
but Misa-san, is there a fan club you're interested in?
Is there a club you want to go to?
No, it's just...
Today was too exciting for me...
It was strong!
I kind of got old!
Ah, it's a little strong!
It's a little strong, but the one I was most interested in...
Hmm...
Jabu Jabu Riffle, I guess?
Kojima-chan came up with it!
Jabu Jabu, right?
That's right, Jabu Jabu, right?
Wiping your body with salt is your goal, right?
It's really...
It's really... going to be beautiful!
Let's all wipe our bodies and go, okay?
Okay!
Let's all wipe our bodies and go, okay?
Let's do our best next week, too!
Okay!
So we're saying goodbye for today!
Goodbye!
Bye bye!
Thank you for your hard work!
Today...
Why did you get cream on your face and wipe it off?
Kawakami-san and Ishioka-san...
What?
Look at Mihiro! She kept doing it!
It's already dry!
Everyone!
In the middle of the commercial...
Everyone!
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