AISubs v3.5
(♪ Dance and Boy and Girl)
Don't you want to say it? Don't you want to say it?
Hanyu-kun! Gold medal!
Congratulations!
Half-star!
What a shame!
If I were you, who would win and who would lose?
Isn't it confusing?
But okay, okay! There's no need to be mad about it!
If that's all you've got, let's spit it out!
Let's spit it out!
Are you guys ready?!
You're finally back! It's been two months!
That's how it starts!
Dance, dance, white show!
Dance, dance!
Hey!
Stop dancing already!
It's your daily life! Dance, dance, dance!
All right, all right, all right!
Go, go, go, go!
Keep dancing!
Hey, do you know Waxman?
It's amazing, so you should look it up!
What do you mean?!
I-I don't know, but what is that?!
What do you mean?!
They're famous craftsmen of the Modric combination, you idiots!
What are you saying?!
You're saying things you've never heard before!
All right, all right, all right! Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
What are you selling?
Elephant's kimono.
Men know the pain of menstruation!
Women know the pain of menstruation!
Menstruation is painful?
Menstrual leave, please!
Good morning!
Menstruation is painful!
Go, go, go!
The president of a rich family has nothing special about himself, but he has a lot of self-praise stories about himself.
Self-praise stories?
What? What? What?
Self-praise stories?
For example, what was painful for you?
Something like, "Hey, I have a great relationship with that guy from that company. I'll bring you a cruiser next time."
You've had that kind of experience?
Have you ever had that kind of experience?
I've had that kind of experience with the pineapple king of Rishigaki Island.
Is that why you bring me a lot of pineapple every year?!
One case, six of them.
Alright, alright, alright! Bring it on!
I'm not gay!
Hey, hey, hey! Okubo-san, check if she's gay or not!
Yeah, I'm checking!
She's not gay!
You just proved it!
Good for you!
Go! Go! Go!
You don't have to say that you might not get your pension!
I just thought of it.
We have to keep paying.
But you have to pay first.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Are you paying a lot?
I'm paying a lot!
Go!
If you say you're not paying, it's going to be a problem like Ace or Maco!
Ace or Maco!
I got my pension and a gold medal.
But I don't know!
We three are running.
The goal is different.
I don't know!
You should have won a gold medal like this!
Like this!
You should have won a gold medal like this!
Like this!
What should you have done?
We should have scored a goal together!
Go! Go! Go!
It's huge!
You went to gym and gym with Ace and you got prettier.
But you didn't say you were a cockroach!
Cockroach?
I'll do it!
Why?
Cockroach...
Cockroach... Do it!
Stop it!
You idiot! Are you doing medicine?
You are killing people with your own hands!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Everyone! Today is Cat Day! Let's take care of cats!
Take care of your cats!
Yes!
I know it's Cat Day, but I'm going to change the date!
You are bad friends!
Show me! Show me!
Who is it?
The staff who told Mihiro to do it in the last broadcast...
Don't look down on the members!
The green staff...
You said Mihiro should do it!
Hey! Hey!
You said Mihiro should do it?
Come out! Come out!
You said Mihiro should do it!
Come out! Come out!
Hey, Mihiro! Come out!
Don't you want to do it?
Why are you doing it in such a hot place?
Say it! Say it!
Don't say it in front of the camera!
Say it!
Mihiro should do it!
What's wrong with you?
Shut up, you!
That kind of attitude...
Shut up!
Say it, Yasu!
Not you!
Who?
Usa-chan said it!
Usa-chan, can you do it?
Can you do it?
I don't think you need that much, Pooh-san, but...
One more time, please!
Wait, wait!
It was Starbucks' Sakura Fruit Genie's great cherry mochi!
Starbucks'?!
Was it good?!
Was it good?! Say it!
It was good!
I'm glad!
I'm glad it was good!
Okay, okay! Say it! Say it!
Say it!
Go, go, go!
Alright, go!
Go, go, go!
Whoever watches too many free erotic videos...
DIES!
*cheering*
That is really hot!
And why is that?
Because if you watch too many free erotic videos, our DVDs won't sell.
See?!
That's right!
*cheering*
You have to watch it.
Don't make me retire!
We can advertise it!
Advertise?
What's the next movie?
The next movie is...
"Queen Ferraccio".
"Queen Ferraccio" is over!
But I heard that there was a music video with the same title as "Morisan".
Three people?
It's said that it's similar to three people, one by one.
The title is "Morisan Dopyu".
Someone found it! I heard it's in Yokohama!
If you find it, let me know!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, Fujiwara!
All the girls who wear makeup on the train are ugly, right?!
It's over!
Oh my god!
Help me!
A delicate girl with eyebrows!
I haven't told you yet!
Go! Go! Go!
Not yet!
Can I say something?
What?
There is something that is not true.
What's up?
I'm always told that I'm double name because I'm an AV actress because of the article that is not the truth.
If that's the case, you're getting popular, right?!
That's right.
You're getting popular!
What?!
You're getting popular?!
Yeah! Yeah!
You're cute!
Yeah! Yeah!
Chakamuta!
Your new work is...
"Queen of Hearts"!
By the way, what was the title of your previous work?
My previous work...
What was it?
"Ojisan Sex"!
Please buy it! It's not for free!
Please buy it!
You can advertise the title you want!
You're getting popular!
"Hyper Giri Giri Mosaic"!
You're getting popular! "Hyper Giri Giri Mosaic"!
Hey, TV station's A.P., even though you're not a great human being, don't push your inner values.
Which song was it?
Which song?
Can you say it?
Um...
Yeah!
Good, good, good!
There's one more song!
One more song!
Nasume, Nasume!
Nasume, let's go!
Fukui is the only place without ion!
Elpa is enough!
What?
Fukui is the only place without ion!
That's what they said in the news recently.
Even if there's no ion, there's Elpa, so I want to say it's okay!
No, what's Elpa?
What's Elpa?
Don't say Elpa! Give me Elpa information!
What's Elpa?
What's Elpa? Elpa information!
Can you say what you want to say?
Say what you want to say!
Go, go, go!
An amateur who only hangs out with businessmen says "CX" about Fuji TV.
Die!
Life is old, isn't it?
That's right, life is like that.
Haven't said it yet!
Wait, wait, wait!
Isn't it fun?
It's fun!
There is also a child with dust allergy!
The noise at midnight is a neighbor!
I'm not getting off until you stop! I'm not getting off until it's quiet!
Certainly, certainly, there is a child with dust allergy!
There is also a child with dust allergy!
I'm not getting off until you stop! I'm not getting off until it's quiet!
Certainly, certainly, there is a child with dust allergy!
I'm sorry, I'm watching a free color video!
I'm watching a free color video!
I'm not getting off until you stop!
Certainly, certainly, there is a child with dust allergy!
Tonight's dance show will end here!
Let's meet again at night when you want to dance!
Asuka and Kirara!
Why don't you come to the midnight wide show even though you are the leader?
That's right!
If you're up for it, say it!
Asuka and Kirara!
It's not you!
Don't wait! Say it!
If you're watching, come on!
If you have something to say, say it to Asuka and Kirara!
Everyone, say it! He finally said it! He doesn't say it at all!
He doesn't say it at all!
Say it! Asuka and Kirara!
Say it to the leader!
Leader! Don't buy Baken bags! Go to your own team's show, you idiot!
You don't have to come to the show from Kaniyama, do you?!
You've lost before, haven't you?!
All right! All right! All right!
That's all for tonight's Smart Show!
All right!
Next up is...
Next up is Usachan Kogawashi!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Breaking news!
This kind of news and that kind of news!
I'm going to cook them all up!
Midnight Wide Cooking!
Today's episode of "Night Time Wide Cooking" is about making ingredients for our wide show!
Let's call out our cooking teacher!
She is Ms. Shirai from Texas, at the Macaroni Western Cooking School!
Please come out!
You just thought I was really fat, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
You're lying! Look at me!
You don't think so, do you?
You don't, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't, do you?
No, I don't.
Look at me! Look at me!
Sensei!
I don't.
What?
I really don't.
What? You don't?
Sensei!
You don't, do you?!
Sensei!
Yes?
This is a live broadcast.
A live broadcast?
Hello, hello! I'm Texas Shiraishi!
Good evening!
Sensei, thank you for joining us today!
Thank you for having me!
You know, on the streets, the Pyeongchang Olympics are getting a lot of attention.
Yes!
Speaking of getting a lot of attention...
Fernandes, the male figure, is also getting a lot of attention, isn't he?
That's not true.
Eh? Usa, do you know Fernandes?
Yes.
Fernandes, Fernandes, Fernandes, say it for me?
Fernandes.
Say it three times!
Fernandes, Fernandes, Fernandes...
Ferrandes?
Fernandes.
Fernandes?
Fernandes, Usa!
Don't do that!
You want me to say "Fernandes"?
You want me to say it?
Please stop.
You want me to say it like my fat does, right?
Sensei!
You want me to say it like my fat does, right?
Sensei!
Yes?
Is this a live broadcast?
The frying pan is also waiting for you.
What? The frying pan is waiting for me?
Yes.
It's a little strange.
Is it?
Yes.
So, tonight's menu is...
For Pyeongchang Olympics...
Pyeongchang Olympics?
Is it Pyeongchang Olympics, Miss?
Miss, are you okay?
Miss, it's a live broadcast.
For Pyeongchang Olympics...
It's Pyeongchang Pong!
Yes.
Pyeongchang Pong sounds good!
That's right!
Yes!
Then, let's make it right away!
Yes!
First of all, in a frying pan heated with oil...
I will put the vegetables and seafood that I cut into bite-sized pieces.
Yes!
Then, I will put the vegetables first.
Yes!
Ah!
Thank you very much!
First of all...
Yes!
Did you hear me?
Yes!
Here...
Yes!
I will also put the seafood.
Yes!
Then...
With chopsticks...
Yes!
Quickly...
Triple acceleration...
Please do it!
Yes!
It's like a frying pan is a skate rink, isn't it?
Yes!
Teacher!
Hey, look!
Yes!
When the seafood is cooked...
Yes!
Somehow...
It stinks!
Doesn't it smell good?
Usa, can you smell it?
This smell...
Look!
It smells like squid!
Look!
Is there a squid?
Usa, you like squid, don't you?
Look!
Yes, there is!
It stinks!
I don't like it!
Look, Usa!
Can you smell it?
Look!
It stinks!
Doesn't it smell good?
Usa, you like the real medical device, don't you?
Usa...
Usa's Pyon-chan...
The real medical device...
That...
Stinks!
That...
What is it called?
What juice is it called, Usa?
There is juice's name, isn't it?
That...
Something juice...
Teacher!
Look!
Teacher!
Ferranandes...
Teacher!
When Ferranandes comes out...
Teacher!
Yes!
It's a live broadcast!
Why do you say it's a live broadcast?
You know it, don't you?
Well, when it's cooked...
Yes!
This...
Yes!
Soup...
Yes!
I'd like to pour it in!
Yes!
Usa-chan, please pour it in!
Yes!
I'll pour it in!
Yes!
Ah...
It's starting to look like Champon, isn't it?
It's nice, isn't it?
Yes!
You're good at it!
Yes!
You're good at it!
Yes!
And here...
Champon noodles...
I'll also pour it in!
Yes!
Well, I'll eat it now!
Yes!
And...
Ah!
Look!
It's nice, isn't it?
Look! The noodles are mixed with the white roast and it's sticky!
Look! Uso, it's sticky!
Ah! Ah! Ah! It's sticky!
Look! The noodles are... Ah! Look! There's a lot of it!
Ah! Ah! Uso, look! Look!
Uso is also sticky like Byon-chan!
Sticky! Ah! Uso is sticky! Uso is...
Sensei! Sensei!
Yes, it's a live broadcast.
What have you been doing for a while now?
I've been pretending to be a commoner.
It's really a live broadcast.
Sensei, you don't have any morals, do you?
You're making such an angry face!
Really!
I want you to make a face like Uso. More like an idiot.
Like "what's up?"
You've made up your mind.
You and Byon-chan are also sticky, aren't you?
Since it's a live broadcast, can I go next?
Yes!
Right?
Um... Sensei, I don't have Byon-chan...
You're a sticky woman!
I feel sorry for you!
Uso is also not Byon-chan.
Uso is fine. Uso is Byon-chan. Byon-chan is messy.
Uso is Byon-byon. Byon-chan is Byon-byon.
Uso is not Byon-chan.
Uso is Byon-byon. Byon-byon is messy.
Okay! That's it!
It's done, right?
It's good, right?
Yes!
Then we'll use this champon noodle...
Sensei! Sensei! Here it is!
Is it okay like this?
Yes, it's just right. I accidentally said "pyon" and "pyon" accidentally.
That's right!
Yes! Until now, it's the same process as ordinary champon noodles...
Yes!
But today, here is the point!
Yes!
We'll put in blue pepper!
Yes!
It's exactly Korean style!
So, here it is!
What do you mean "pyon" and "pyon" are Korean?
It's Korean, "pyon" and "pyon" are...
I know!
I'll tear it up and put it in, Sensei! Is it okay?
Even if you tear it up and put it in as it is, it looks like you're tearing it up.
I think it's better to put it in as it is...
Then, will you put it in, Sensei?
Yes!
I'll put in blue pepper...
But I tore it up a little...
It's like bell peppers...
Blue pepper is hard to see on TV...
Then, will you put it in?
Will you put it in?
Then, I'll put it in as it is, Sensei!
Finally...
I finally put it in...
It's really hard to do...
Damn it...
Yes! Is it okay, Sensei?
Yes!
Then, I'd like to add this refreshing lemon flavor!
Yes!
Should I squeeze it in, Sensei?
Yes! Squeeze it in!
Squeeze it in well...
So that it spreads all over, right?
That's right!
Yes!
Is it okay like this? Yes, it's fine like that.
And with that, our champon noodles are complete, so we'll transfer them to a bowl.
Yes, please do!
Please be careful not to spill.
Ah! The usa is wet! Usa! Usa is wet!
Sensei! Sensei, please!
Usa's favorite squid is happily going in!
Sensei! Usa! Usa!
Sensei, did you swallow it? Usa! Bang!
Or did you bring it?
No, we're doing it together.
Or did you bring it?
Damn woman!
Anyway, we're doing it together.
Pyonchampon is complete!
Looks delicious!
Looks delicious, doesn't it?
Yes!
Now, Sensei, since we're here, I'd like you to try some of them.
Ah, is that so?
Who would you like?
Ah, there's a lot, isn't there?
That's right!
I think it's best for someone who's connected to the Pyonchampon Olympics.
Yes!
Speaking of which, I mentioned it earlier...
Natsume-san!
Come here!
Natsume-san is over here!
Come here!
Come here! Let's liven up Pyonchampon!
Here you go!
Welcome, welcome.
You made it look so delicious, so we'd like you to try it.
Here you go, Natsume-san!
Here you go!
Hold it, hold it! Hold it carefully!
You love it, don't you?
It's so good!
Is it good?
It's good, isn't it?
Please eat it!
You always eat it in two bites, don't you?
Please eat it properly!
What are you doing?
It hurts! It hurts!
This is the best part, isn't it?
You always eat it in two bites, don't you?
Is it good?
It's good, isn't it?
Natsume-san, please eat this one.
It hurts! It hurts!
It's good, isn't it?
It's sour!
It's good, isn't it?
It hurts! It hurts!
Natsume-san!
Natsume-san! Something came out!
Natsume-san!
Don't make me drool!
It's the best part, isn't it?
Natsume-san!
It's the best part, isn't it?
Let's cheer up and go to the Olympics, okay?
Okay!
That's all for now!
This has been "Wild Cooking" at midnight!
Yasko Mitsuura, sex MMD!
"Wild Cooking" at midnight!
Yasko Mitsuura's path to sex!
This is a segment that started years ago for Yasko Mitsuura, who hasn't had sex in years.
This is not a joke segment. This is a segment that started to have sex and be beautiful and healthy.
You had sex last week, right? Do you remember what it was?
Yes, well, there are three types of otintin.
Oh, that's great! You've improved, haven't you?
Yes, so for men in Syria, it's Kasumiigaseki B-type.
That's great!
You'll get it right away.
I'll apologize.
I'm good at explaining, so...
She's good at acting, so...
Everyone, please teach her well.
Yes, thank you!
Today, we'll be learning from Ms. Mikami.
Ms. Mikami, what will you be teaching us today?
Today, I'd like to open up a "uanyi" lesson.
"Uanyi" lesson... Is "uanyi" a word you're not used to hearing?
I've explained "uanyi" many times before, but...
Oh, you have? I see.
Yes, well...
Let's start with "kakegoi".
Oh, "kakegoi", right?
Yes!
Here we go.
Please, set the temperature.
For Ms. Mitsura, all year long...
Let's date!
For Ms. Mitsura, all year long...
Let's have sex!
Oh, that's great!
That's great!
Thank you very much!
She's about my daughter's age!
Thank you, everyone! Thank you!
She just wants to have sex!
Thank you!
She just wants to have sex!
I'll do it in two years or one year!
I'll do my best!
Please report it, if you do!
I'd like you to note it down for the time being!
I've already prepared a memo.
You do your best, too!
That's right! Please note it down with me!
If you have any questions, please let me know!
Please let me know!
Then, Ms. Mikami, please go ahead!
Thank you for having me!
Today, I'd like you to learn about "you and me"!
"You and me"? Is it okay for me to say "you and me"? I don't know, though...
Then, I'll explain it now...
Oh, I'm sorry!
"You and me" is...
Recently, we, fans of "you and me", don't say "onani"!
"Onani"?
"You and me" is about "you and me", isn't it?
That's right!
Recently, we say "onani" because it's embarrassing!
"You and me" is a little old-fashioned now!
Yes, yes, yes!
Recently, we say "you and me", but...
I'm "Mikami you and me"!
You're "you and me", right?
You say "onani" with me, and I say "you and me"!
Oh! You say "you and me", and you say "you and me" when you say "onani"!
That's right!
So, you may say "you and me" in front of the screen!
Oh!
If you say it like this...
For example, if you say "Okubo-san", you say "kayoni"!
Oh!
If you say "Okubo-san" and say "onani", you say "kayoni"!
Kayoni!
If you say "Mitsuna-san", you say "urani"!
Urani!
I don't like "urani"!
I don't like "urani" very much!
I'm happy!
Urani!
Some people say "onani" with "subu" in "busu ni"!
Are there "busu ni" people?
"Busu ni" "subu ni"
There are people like that, so...
There are people like that, right?
Oh, so that's what it means, to mix up names!
Since it's embarrassing to say it now, we'd like to mix up and say "you and me"!
I see!
Yes!
Then, first of all...
Can I say it?
Go ahead! I'll leave it up to you, Sensei!
I'll say it!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Why didn't you say the title first?
Oh, I'm sorry!
"Onani" is good for women...
"You and me" is good for women...
"You and me" is...
"You and me" is good for women, right?
Can you make this part "you and me" properly?
That's right, Sensei!
It's tough, "onani" or "you and me", right?
I end up reading this!
You end up reading it!
Then, let's make it "onani"!
Let's unify it with "you and me"!
"You and me", right?
Yes! First of all, it relieves stress!
It relieves stress!
Oh, "you and me" is...
Yes, it relieves stress!
It relieves stress!
When you get pleasure from "you and me",
a substance called "beta-endorphin", which brings happiness, is secreted...
and it leads to stress reduction!
Oh!
Does it make you feel refreshed and comfortable?
That's right!
A lot of "beta-endorphins" are secreted,
which relieves a lot of stress!
What is "beta-endorphin"?
"Beta-endorphin" is like...
"dolphin" like a human being...
Dolphin!
Dolphin!?
Isn't it a dolphin?
A dolphin who swims like a dolphin in the human body!
Swims like a dolphin!?
Such a thing is called "beta-endorphin"...
That's terrifying!
It's a dolphin story, but...
Is that so? Well, dolphins bring happiness, you know.
And on top of that, beta endorphins...
You say "and on top of that"?
Yes.
I see.
Can you release beta endorphins?
What kind of endorphins?
Yes.
These days...
Cayonins.
Oh, it's cayonins.
Can I release cayonins, too?
Yes, you can release cayonins.
Cayonins are a little complicated, you know.
I release them five times a week.
That's a good pace.
Is it a good pace?
It's a good pace.
How many times a week is a good pace for your body?
I think you should do it four or five times a week.
How about you guys?
How is it?
How is it for you guys?
About a week...
About two or three times a week.
Two or three times a week is a good pace.
It's a little less.
For me, I do it one or two times a week on a daily basis, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
If it's a little before my period, I change it four or five times and it increases.
Your body is a little sleepy.
That happens sometimes, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
That's right.
What time of day do you want to do cayonins, Ms. Mikami?
That's right.
I always have a toy at my pillow, so I sometimes take it out and do it every day.
Oh, because it's right in your hand.
Yes, it's right here, so I stretch it out...
You stretch it out from here and...
Yes, you can sleep well.
That's right.
But it can also be a sedative.
Oh, that's right.
When we went to Ms. Mikami's house once, we had a lot of those goods, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
Did you have a voice actor's box or something like that?
No!
Hey, stop it!
That's a real one.
Are you kidding me?
No, no, no.
Wasn't there one in the box?
I'm sorry I forgot to hide it.
No, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
Recently, there are some fashionable goods, too.
Let's introduce them one by one.
Yes.
I'd like to move on to the next one.
The reason why you're good for women.
Yes.
Ta-dah!
Your skin is good for women.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Don't you really feel it?
I don't know yet.
It's a light exercise called "your knee" that can improve blood circulation and
this influence helps the secretion of female hormones and leads to beautiful skin.
I see.
That's a light exercise, isn't it?
That's right.
How often do you run and how many minutes do you run?
Once a week.
For me, I've run for about two hours.
Two hours?
Yes.
That's a lot of exercise.
Is it that intense?
It's intense.
Isn't it intense?
I lose weight after I finish running.
Do you lose weight after you finish running?
Yes.
Wow!
How much do you lose weight?
In my case, it's about 2.5 kilograms.
Wow!
Isn't it intense?
It's intense.
What are you doing?
That's right.
If you use a toy intensely, you lose about 2.5 kilograms.
If you aim for 2.5 kilograms...
By the way, who has the most oily skin?
- Oily skin? - Oily skin...
Of course, Shirashi-san has a little slippery skin.
- How about you? - Yes.
I also have an electric massage machine in my pillow.
- Well, eight times a week. - Eight times a week?
I can't do it because I'm busy every day, so I make three times a day.
- I see. You do it intensively. - Yes.
Maybe that's why dolphins are so big.
- Dolphins are big. - I think so.
- Well... - Yes, what's up?
I've been thinking about it for a while.
For example, can ugly people with ugly faces get a little prettier?
What do you think about it, Sensei? If ugly people with ugly faces keep massaging you?
- Well, massaging doesn't have a plasticity effect. - That's right.
- Yes.
- That's right. - Can't you change your face?
- You can have a beautiful skin and become beautiful. - That's right.
- And ugly people can do it. - Who's ugly?
- How about ugly people? - Ugly people...
- Have you been massaged? - I've never done it.
- Are you kidding me? - I've never done it.
- Ugly people do it. - No.
- What? - I've never done it.
- I don't have toys at home. - What?
- What's up, Natsumi-san? - Can you keep massaging me?
- Oh, you're not interested in it. - I'm not interested in it.
- Please don't talk about it. - It's been a while since I went out.
- Oh, you're right. - What did you do for the first time in a while?
- That's right. I was banned for two months.
- You were banned? - You were really banned.
- You were really banned for two weeks and two months. - I didn't know about it.
- You were banned. - That's right. There were people who did it several times.
- Natsume and others. - I was the only one who was forced to do it.
- I wonder why. - Why?
- It's ugly. - It's ugly.
- It's that bad.
- Shall we continue, teacher? - Yes, we'd like to continue.
- Here it is. - It improves sensitivity during sex.
- I see. - I see.
- Don't you feel it? - I don't feel it.
- I think you should do it. - That's right.
- Here it is. - The more a woman polishes her body, the higher sensitivity it increases.
- When you have sex with a man, you can feel it more. - I see.
- Teacher, if you get too used to it, the sensor becomes dull. - I see.
- If you do it, it becomes dull. - Isn't there anything like that?
- Isn't there anything like that?
- It depends on how you do it. - How you do it.
- If you start with a light one, if you start with a strong one, you'll start with a strong one.
- So I'd like you to start with a light one. - Is there any reason for that?
- Don't say "onani". - Don't say "onani".
- I don't think it's necessary. - I don't think it's necessary.
- You might feel embarrassed and scared like Mitsuura-san.
- So you should start with a shower. - That's right.
- How do you shower? - You should breathe in and out.
- Breathe in and out? - You should breathe in and out.
- In and out? - Yes, in and out.
- In and out. - In and out.
- Tsumamin said something good. - You should start with a shower.
- Is there anything beginners should start with? Oh, Shirai-sensei.
- A chair. - A chair?
- A chair.
- Mitsuura-san's posture allows you to do it in and out. - Can you do it in and out now?
- Yes, you can.
- Also, you can start with a bicycle saddle.
- You should start with something like that. - A bicycle saddle.
- A bicycle saddle? - A bicycle saddle.
- Is it a major sport? - Yes, it's a major sport.
- You all play softball, don't you? - Yes, we do.
- How do you do a chair? - A chair?
- Sensei, can you show us? - Is it okay?
- First of all, you're sitting on a chair. - Yes.
- Then, you should change your posture. - Sensei, is it okay?
- It's okay. - Shirai-sensei, is it okay for you now?
- You're sitting normally, but you should move forward. - Okay.
- You should go forward. - Go forward.
- Then you should go forward or keep an angle. - Are you setting it up now?
Learn about yourself, find your strengths, and then move on to the next level.
I see.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Thank you very much!
Yes!
The chair that hit Marini's extremist.
Well, there's a lot of things like this, but...
Today, we're going to do a practice round!
Ah! Shall we do a practice round?
A practice round!?
A practice round!
Is it fast? Is the speed fast?
First of all, is it flowing?
It's a practice round!
Isn't it a practice round?
Let's do today's practice round!
I've been doing my best, but...
I'm sorry, but it's over.
I'm sorry, but today's practice round is over.
The correct way of doing it is...
Yuwani's correct way of doing it is...
Use your hands and fingers...
I see.
To stimulate your chest and lower back...
Yes.
Use love goods like vibes and rotors...
Yes.
Intertwine your hands and push them in.
These three are the main patterns, but...
Yes.
Recently...
Yes.
I brought them with me today, so I'll show you three of them.
Here it is.
Oh, it's Japanese sweets!
No, it's not!
It looks like Japanese sweets.
This is not a spring Japanese sweets.
No, it's this one.
It looks like a mouse, doesn't it?
Yes, it's a mouse.
It's a mouse, isn't it?
It's tickling.
Yes.
This one has a stylish design like this...
Yes.
What do you think this is?
I don't know.
You don't know?
No.
Then I'll turn it on.
Yes, like this.
Does it move?
Oh!
Wow!
It's moving!
It's cute.
It's pretty intense.
This is called "iroha"...
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you touch it?
Do you know what it is?
Can you hold it for me?
I...
Wow!
Do you have it?
Wow!
Isn't it a nice set?
Wow!
Is it your first "iroha"?
It's elegant!
It's moving!
Kasuko-chan! Kasuko-chan! Kasuko-chan! Kasuko- chan!
Put it on! Put it on!
It's heavy!
It's quite heavy!
It's heavy!
But you can change the vibration, right?
Yes, you can change it with this.
This is like a mouse, isn't it?
If you want to use it, you can put it where you like and click it whenever you like.
She's good!
Click!
Click where you like!
Yes, you can double-click it or click it.
There's a place you can put it in here.
What is it? It looks like a saw.
You can put special items in here.
Koreans use it like this.
What is it?
Why are you suddenly talking about Korea?
It's a good thing that you mentioned it.
You can put it in here.
I think it might hurt you, but is it okay for you to put it in here?
I've never done it before.
You've never done it before, right?
Yes, you're right.
Do you have it with you?
I have a bird-shaped one.
Do you have it with you?
Yes, I do.
But it's very soft, so I think it feels good.
I see.
Yes.
It's fashionable, so you can use it as an interior in your room.
Yes.
I thought it was a candy in Kyoto.
Yes, I think it's hard to find in your house.
You can use it as a cherry mochi or suwama.
It's good.
It's relaxing just to touch it.
Let's move on.
Here's the next one.
A toothbrush?
It's an electric toothbrush.
It's dangerous!
This one is the same, but it's also electric, so you can put it over there.
What?
It's called a "hobney".
Can I say it?
Yes, you can use it as a hobney.
By the way, what's your favorite food?
Maloney.
Does anyone use it?
Yes.
What do you think of it?
I think it's safe for people and it's good for walking in the city.
I highly recommend it.
Do you use it in the city?
You can use it when you go on a trip or when you stay in a hotel.
You can use it when you don't have a cord.
I see.
Doesn't it hurt?
I think it's irritating.
It's for brushing your teeth.
You can use it for brushing your teeth or you can use it as a hobney.
Hobney?
You can use it for brushing your teeth or you can use it as a hobney.
Which one?
Maloney.
Should you wet your toothbrush first?
If you want to wet it, you can put lotion on it.
It's an electric toothbrush.
By the way, what kind of tools do you use?
Fuchari, are you okay?
Yes, I am.
Fuchari, are you okay?
Yes, I am.
Do you use it?
No, I don't.
Fujini.
Why?
It's okay.
Fujini.
Fujini is fine.
Fujini.
Fujini is fine.
Is there anyone else?
Yes.
I brought it.
Great!
Let me show you.
This is...
Cute!
This is a toy called "umanizer".
Do you know about it, Mitsuhara?
No, I don't!
This is a device that attracts girls' beans.
What?
Is there such a thing?
It also makes vibrations.
Let me put my little finger in here.
Today as well.
It's my first time seeing it.
How is it?
It's like you're sitting and it's like...
You can sit!
You can sit lightly!
Have you used it yet?
Can you use it?
What do you mean "use it"?
You brought your personal belongings today, didn't you?
The good thing about this is that even if you're a man who's sensitive to stimulation, you can train with this and become sensitive.
You can become sensitive!
Can you change?
It seems like you can change with this.
Can you say it again?
It's called "umanizer".
It's quite expensive.
How much is it?
In case of 2, it's about 18,000 yen.
But it's worth it, right?
I heard rumors about it.
There's this amazing first-class host who often gives it as a gift.
And he says he keeps it in his house and washes it himself.
After using it on women.
That famous host?
That famous host.
You all know him, right?
Some of you might know him.
Anything else?
Do you have any more?
I do. I'll bring some, too.
What do you have, Mita-san?
This one.
It's fashionable.
It's a mouthpiece.
It's a "vibe".
You can put it in a pouch and wear it.
It looks good, doesn't it?
You open it like this.
It looks like this, Mitsuura-san.
Where do you put it?
It's shaking!
It shakes overseas.
It's quite strong.
It's hard!
It's a little hard.
You can bring it on an airplane or overseas.
I see.
I don't think I'll wear it on a flight.
You wear it on a 10-hour flight, too.
Kamisaki, do you have any more?
I brought some, too.
It doesn't look very good, but...
It's this one.
What is it?
It's a "macha pero pero nametornka".
"macha pero pero" !
Yes, it's not a name anymore, it's a tongue shape.
What?
I'm scared!
Did you say it?
You didn't show it?
Is it okay?
Yay, me!
Kasuko-chan!
It's like a real tongue.
It's different from Sky-con.
Yes, I recommend it.
It's like a real tongue.
You recommend it?
Yes.
Is it already time?
There's still a lot of things, right?
Wow!
Did you find anything unusual?
Yes, I did!
It's okay.
Why?!
It's okay.
Why?!
How was today's lecture?
It's over now.
Did you learn something?
I learned something.
I was surprised.
I see.
You were surprised.
The teacher told you, right?
Yes, I think you learned a lot of things today.
I'd like to give you one of these as a gift.
You did it!
This and this!
And that one!
What?!
Seriously?
Yes.
It's already been chosen.
It's a good price.
You should really bring one of these home.
You should start with it.
You should.
You can do it by yourself without a partner.
You're welcome.
Well...
Mahaperopero.
Mahaperopero!
Are you okay, photographer Mahaperopero?
Mahaperopero!
Mahaperopero, right?
Thank you.
For all of this year...
Let's love each other!
For all of this year...
Let's have sex!
Thank you.
Please be quiet, ma'am.
Please tell Adelna from Muscat.
Yes, from Muscat.
We have a present for you this week, too!
On February 24th, Saturday morning,
please watch the wide show "Gakuyaura" on Abema Video and apply for the present!
Applicants, we're waiting for you!
We're waiting for you!
No, I don't know, but it's too far away!
It's over, everyone! See you next week!
What? One minute?
Do you have one minute?
One minute! One minute!
I don't need one minute for that!
I got it!
This is pretty exciting, though!
Do you have one minute?
Oh no! Oh no!
What are you doing?!
Why did you put it in Fujiwara's mouth?!
The tongue is sticking out!
Oh, it's broken!
You're the first one to fly!
I'm glad!
Please report your impressions next week!
My tongue is sticking out!
It was a real bye-bye!
See you next week!
Bye-bye!
So...
Huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
What is it?
As we said last time,
I have something I want to say again.
Huh?
Yeah.
Tsubu...
Huh?!
What is it?
Tsubu...
Yeah?
Why did you come out earlier in the opening?
I had something I wanted to say, so I've been waiting for two months.
You've been waiting for it, haven't you?
Yes.
Learn that listening is important.
You were in the way.
You were in the way, weren't you?
I didn't do it.
I said you were in the way, but you pushed me from behind.
No, no, no.
I didn't push you.
You said it yourself.
Oh, no.
You're not allowed to do it for two months!
What?!
No, no, no!
Please forgive me for that!
No, no, no!
Please be fair and equal!
Yes.
Be fair and equal!
Not only you, but...
Yes.
Be fair and equal!
Yes.
Be fair and equal!
I will.
And learn that listening is important.
Yes.
I'll push you from behind.
Yes.
And...
Natsume!
Again?!
Really?
You said you were in the way last week, didn't you?
I was in the way.
Why did you say that?
Again?!
I'm still looking for it, so I don't know what will happen until the last minute, but let's do our best for next week!
Yes!
For those of you who have seen the backstage post after the broadcast, we will give you a kiss mask.
The keyword of the gift is "iroha" and "hasamuni".
Please enter your name, address, phone number and keyword to this email address and send it.
See you next week!
Bye bye!