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Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, I was really happy about the kiss today.
It was good, but it was good for everyone, and it was good for everyone during the night.
Thank you very much.
After the night kiss, Natsume!
What did you say you were crazy about?
I told you about a kiss that makes you crazy about it and go crazy about it.
What?
Is that crazy about it?
Oh, so you're not stupid about it, right?
I'm not going to be stupid about it, but...
You weren't going to be stupid about it, but why did you make a sad face at that time?
But it was easy for you to do it.
It was easy for you to do it, so you put it in there.
No, it wasn't easy for me to do it, but I always pay attention to it and I'm nervous about it.
It's not good.
I've always thought so, but the result isn't good.
You're all stopping me, aren't you?
You're thinking about it, but you're stopping me if you can't handle it.
Everyone's doing a show in their spare time.
Don't be cheap during your spare time.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm sorry.
No, you know?
No, I don't know what you're thinking, but I think you should do your makeup properly according to the time.
That make-up is really coming out of you.
But with that bangs so short, what's with the bangs?
Ha ha ha ha!
That's gotta be a pretty thick bangs, isn't it?
You can't go too far, can you?
Well, I know what you're trying to say.
I'm sure you feel like you're saying, "What if I wasn't crazy about it?"
I couldn't go without being crazy about it.
You couldn't go, could you?
I'm sorry.
That's what's coming out of you, and that's what's coming out of the staff right now, so I'm here to say it for now.
I heard someone say, "Kill me."
Ha ha ha ha!
Kill me.
It's rare for someone in their 50s to say that.
That's about it.
I've done that much.
I'm sorry.
Everyone, be careful of cats, and if you can't handle it yourself, don't say it.
Yes!
Let's do that.
Yes!
Dismissed!
Yes!
For those of you who have seen the backstage talk after the broadcast, we, abysmal muskets, will give you a kiss mask.
There is a keyword for the present. Please remember it.
It's California "b" type!
Please enter your name, address, phone number and keyword at this mail address!
See you next week!
Bye bye!
Midnight, midnight has begun!
Now, tonight, to the world-famous dance and boys, girls, girls,
I will dedicate this signal!
Even in a world where you can't say what you want to say,
if you put it on a big dance number,
you should be able to say anything!
Come on, let's get along!
Free! Do as you like!
Got it? Got it?
Tonight, I will say everything I want to say while dancing!
Let's midnight white show!
OK!
Dance, dance, dance!
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy!
Dance, dance, dance!
Got it? Got it? Got it?
Even in a world where you can't say what you want to say,
OK?
Let's go!
OK, let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
RACE QUEEN will stream...
BUSUBAI DAMAZRAO!
OK!
Hey, hey, hey!
On top of what you say, on top of what you say,
you can't turn up the volume!
You can't turn up the volume! OK, let's go!
I just said what I wanted to say!
I really did say what I wanted to say!
It's hot! It's hot!
Sanno-san, say it!
Say it!
The director will do all of the filming.
He should just die!
OK!
No, no, no, no!
Hey, hey!
Hey! Get 'em! Get 'em! Get 'em!
Let's go! No, no, no!
Get 'em!
This helmet is going to make me bald!
I've gone crazy! Let's go!
Go!
Kikuchi Ami is getting married?
I don't care.
Personally, I don't care about Misono's marriage!
I don't care about marriage! I don't care about marriage!
OK! OK! OK!
Let's go!
Go! Go!
Akimoto-san left another famous quote.
Women's love begins with a red thread, and men's love begins with a normal thread.
I don't get it!
OK! OK!
Natsume! Natsume!
You like Tuesdays better than Sundays, don't you?
You like Tuesdays better than Sundays, don't you, Natsume?
OK! OK! OK!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
You can't apologize for anything!
The TV right now? Shut up!
Goodshoot!
Ogo-takara! Ogo-takara!
Ogo-takara's interview! Ogo-takara! Ogo-takara's interview! Ogo-takara! Ogo-takara's interview!
Byon-chan...
Is not it disgusting to say three times?
Pyon-chan! Pyon-chan! Pyon-chan!
Pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-chan!
Pyon-chan! Pyon-chan! Pyon-chan!
Go! Go! Go! Go for it!
Creators put candles in their own rooms, right?
Yes!
What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean?
Did you go home? Did you go home?
I did.
And then?
There were about 30 candles in total.
Wow! If that's the case, you'll get addicted in an instant, won't you? You'll go crazy, won't you?
Wow!
All right, let's go!
Let's go!
Director who washes everything during shooting.
Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!
Good morning!
You're doing it! You're doing it!
Show me! Show me! Show me!
You're doing it! You're doing it!
I'm not!
You're not! You're not!
Alright! Alright! Go!
Yume Kona-chan!
Hakka Koyaka-san looks like Sanpei, doesn't she?
She does, doesn't she?!
I can't say it anymore, but she does, doesn't she?!
Go! Go!
Alright!
Most of the rich people in western Asia
sing one song in karaoke,
and it's Big Bang's "Fantastic Baby", isn't it?!
Oh, you're right!
It's a lot!
It's a lot, isn't it?!
That's right, that's right, isn't it?!
But everyone goes to the army right away, isn't it?!
It's fun, isn't it?!
But it can't be helped, isn't it?!
It's one of many reasons, isn't it?!
That's right, that's right, isn't it?!
Alright! Go!
Tamori-Tamori-san, go!
Don't laugh!
The director who always laughs at the shoot...
He should just die...
He was dying, wasn't he?!
That's right, isn't it?!
It's all thanks to you all, isn't it?!
He's annoying, isn't he?!
Let him be like that!
He's always laughing when we don't listen to him properly!
He's always laughing when we talk about soccer!
Go! Go!
Alright! Go!
Go! Go!
Just so you know...
Cyber agents...
They definitely do a "touch back" in the bathroom, don't they?!
That's right!
They do! They do!
Those guys are definitely going to be blown away!
Huh?! President Fujita?!
What do you think?!
Please tell us the truth!
Did you say it, Suu?!
Did you say it?!
Did you say it?! Did you say it?!
You didn't say it?!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Those of you who drink smoothies, you all do it, don't you?!
Do you drink smoothies?!
You don't, do you?!
Alright! Alright! Go, Tamari! Let's go!
Do you still do it?! Do you still do it?!
Do you still do it?!
Don't bite me! Don't bite me!
The director who always laughs at the shoot...
He should just die.
Hey! Take it away! Take it away!
You're so stupid! You're so stupid!
Seriously!
Alright! Alright! Go away!
Are you sure?! Are you sure?!
I've been watching the Pyeongchang Olympics...
Isn't Honey's Yuzu-kun skinny?
But...
Her belly button is huge, isn't it?!
Pee from your belly button! Pee from your belly button!
Alright! Alright!
You all do it! You all do it, don't you?!
You all do it, don't you?!
Make me do more erotic stuff!
Alright!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
You're just like your relatives!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Is there anyone who hasn't done it yet?!
Alright! Alright! Go!
Who is it?! Who is it?!
Who is it?!
She's doing it! She's doing it!
She's doing it every day!
Alright! Alright! You all do it!
Go!
Stop it, Kana-chan! Go!
You look like Sanpei.
Say something!
Say something, you!
Say something!
Did you say everything?
Me!
Stop it, Kana-chan!
She's doing it!
Alright!
Say something!
Say something, you!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Hurry up!
Did you say something?
Mihiro-san, you've been sexless lately, haven't you?
Do you want to have sex?
You've been sexless lately, haven't you?
Why don't you do it yourself?!
What?!
O-NA-KO! O-NA-KO!
O-NA-KO!
It's really lonely.
It's lonely.
Come on! Come on!
Go in!
O-NA-KO!
Let's get excited and win!
It's your neighbor's trouble!
It doesn't matter!
Because of that, the world has become narrow!
It's no good like that!
Give me more salary!
You fought so hard for me! Thanks!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Go away!
Go away! Go away!
Get out of my house!
Make Mihiro do it!
Mihiro do it! Mihiro do it!
Sorry! Are you OK?
Master?
I'm done with this!
Great!
Not good...
Something is wrong...
It's not good.
They are playing so much.
Good! Good!
Let's go! Go! Go!
Yonchan, go, go, go!
You know, looking at Yonchan's Olympics, I think it's really amazing that she's going to the Olympics with her country on her back!
If I were to become an Olympic athlete, I'd like to compete as a figure skater.
Because figure skating is...
It's packed with so many things, and it's so moving!
And...
Lately, I've been thinking...
Lately...
Lately, I've been thinking...
People with a beard are usually living alone.
Shut up!
I'll give you a manjiru!
You'll get a water manjiru!
It was a water manjiru!
Yonchan!
Yonchan, did you say it? Did you say it?
Yonchan!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Go, go, go!
Go!
Dodgy! Dodgy! Dodgy!
It's Dodgy! Dodgy!
Go!
Don't say it out loud!
It's Dodgy! Dodgy!
You're just showing yourself!
You're not coming because of the number of times you're chasing me!
Don't come only at good times!
You're your own captain!
Don't miss a minute!
You hear me?!
Everyone in the shuttle!
Metropolis! Metropolis! Metropolis!
It's Dodgy! Dodgy!
Get on!
Once!
In the meeting room!
Ask for a plan!
It's okay! It's okay!
Look! This is all I asked for!
Is this what you asked for?!
That's right!
Pepepe rappe janeyo!
Pepepe rappe janeyo me!
It's Dodgy!
Dodgy!
I'm divorced!
Give me my custody fee!
Dodgy! Dodgy!
I'm divorced!
That's how it is! That's how it is! That's how it is!
That's all for Midnight's Dance, Dance, Wide Show!
We'll continue with our new segment, "Shirata-san, Tamura-san, please!"
Let's go!
Yes! Our new segment has just begun!
Midnight's...
Wide Cooking!
Yes! In this segment, we'll be cooking with Midnight's Dance's content!
And the first segment we'll be introducing tonight is...
"Furin Horoniga Ramen"!
What kind of menu is this?
Yes! This is a ramen that we'd like everyone watching to try!
Yes!
Then, let's get cooking!
Yes!
Then, first of all, while letting your feelings of disquietingness flow, here...
Boil!
After boiling, I would like to put this canmeng in the pot.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Well, this canmeng...
Look at this, it's shrunk.
Can you see it?
This shrunk...
That woman's silver hair...
While looking at it, that man...
In the meantime of the silver hair, he twisted his face...
In this hot water...
Like spinning around...
The canmeng is shrinking more and more...
Did you know?
That woman...
Inside of it, like this...
Look, white...
Look at this white...
Did you know?
Yes.
It's a live broadcast.
A live broadcast?
Yes, it's a live broadcast, so...
I'm sorry.
It's a little hot.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Well, I'm going to loosen this canmeng.
Yes.
Next, I'm going to put in this soup base.
Yes.
This soup base...
At night...
So that you can stay awake...
That's right.
Gently, from the top...
Yes.
I'd like you to spread it out like this.
You can put in as much as you like.
Well, depending on your condition that day...
The way this color comes out...
That's right.
Hardness...
Yes.
Stickyness...
That kind of thing...
The fire is strong, isn't it?
Yes, like this fire...
There's a lot of sparks.
Yes.
You know, really...
I wonder what it's like for someone who prints...
I'm definitely not going to be friends with you...
I don't think you know what it's like to print...
It's really like...
Like this...
More and more and more...
In the hot hot water...
This shrunk...
Over there...
That woman's hair is like this...
Shiraisu-san?
More and more and more...
Drinking soup...
Shiraisu-san?
Yes.
It's a live broadcast.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Continuing on...
Yes.
Yes, this egg...
I would like to gently drop this egg here.
First of all, with the edge of this bowl, gently knock, knock, knock, like knocking on the back of your underwear.
Please split it up and crack it.
Oh, it broke.
No, it will break. I dropped it from this height.
But I'll mix it up a little bit.
Wow, it's so hard.
Wow, it doesn't mix at all. It doesn't mix at all.
Didn't she store it for about three days?
It's very thick.
For that woman?
She endured it for three days and didn't give it to me, but like this...
Oh, you're going to break the egg, right?
Yes, that's right.
I'm sorry. Then I would like to drop it really gently and a little disgustingly.
I'm dropping it. It's coming out.
This thick and long…
Shiraishi-san.
It's coming out.
Shiraishi-san.
It's bouncing.
Shiraishi-san.
It's coming out.
It's live.
I'm sorry.
Please do it properly.
Then I would like to mix it up.
And you can add some green onion if you like.
Add some green onion and add some green food coloring to give it an accent.
Yes.
The green onion will blend in better if you put it on low heat.
Yes.
Add as much as you like.
Thank you for the meal.
It's expensive.
Yes.
The price is high now.
I think it's more expensive than the train fare for that woman.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I wonder what you've done.
Yes.
And!
Up until now, it was just a normal ramen process.
But from now on, it's important!
Ta-dah!
I'm going to add some thinly sliced goya!
It's goya!
Yes!
This goya is pretty big, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
You should cut it into bite-sized pieces.
Yes!
And by adding some bitter flavor...
We're a little bitter, aren't we?
Yes!
Furin is a little bitter, isn't it?
Yes!
We're going to add that kind of feeling!
Yes!
And lastly, we're going to add...
a little bit of water and bring it to a boil.
By doing this, you can soften the hardness of the noodles...
That's right!
and you can also reduce the bitterness of the noodles.
It looks delicious!
Doesn't it!?
Yes!
Then, I'd like to transfer it to this bowl right away!
Yes!
Be careful not to burn it!
That's right!
Be gentle!
Be gentle as you pour it in!
Here you go!
Please take a look!
This "we're a little bitter, aren't we?"
I'm starting to feel...
a little bit of an edgy feeling...
Ah!
The noodles keep coming out and coming in!
It's as if you can't see it anymore!
It keeps coming out and coming in!
Shiraishi-san!
Yes!
This is a live broadcast!
And it's ramen, you know!
Yes!
The noodles will stretch, right?
They will stretch, right?
Yes!
I'm sorry for the inconvenience!
Then, lastly...
I'm going to add some soup and make it stand out!
It looks delicious, doesn't it!?
Yes!
That's today's highlight!
Yes!
It's complete!
"Furin Horoniga Ramen"!
Yeah!
Wow!
It looks delicious!
It looks good, doesn't it!?
But, since we're here...
Who wants...
to try...
"Try"?
"Try" is a bit...
Shizon-kun!
Yes!
I'd like you to try it...
Yes!
Um...
I'd like the person who looks like she's going to fail the most...
Yes!
I'd like you to eat it!
Who is it!?
"Try"?
Since we're here, let's eat "try"!
Is there anyone who doesn't want to fail?
There's someone I'm a little worried about...
Yes!
And that is...
Natsume-san!
Ah!
Natsume-san!
Natsume-san looks like she's going to fail...
Yes!
And she's a shy person, but...
She's doing a lot of things...
That's true!
I've heard about it from Natsume-san...
That's right!
So, I'd like you to be careful of her...
Natsume-san!
Yes!
Let's eat it!
Then, Natsume-san!
Please come here!
"Try"!
Here you go!
Yes, Natsume-san!
Are you okay?
It looks delicious!
It's ramen!
It looks delicious!
It's better to eat ramen while it's hot!
Yes!
Is it okay now?
It's a little boiled over fire, so...
There's also eggs in it!
Yes!
It's bright red!
Yes!
Then, let's eat it right away!
Natsume-san!
Yes!
Natsume-san!
Yes!
Is it okay?
Don't pretend!
Yes!
She remembered!
Don't pretend!
We don't have much time!
Yes, yes!
We don't have much time!
Hurry up and eat it!
Yes, don't pretend when you eat it!
Please eat it!
Don't look at me like that!
Ah! It looks delicious!
Not yet!
You haven't eaten it yet!
Don't show it!
Is it delicious?
It's delicious, isn't it?
Let's go a bit more towards the light part, right?
What's wrong with you!?
It looks delicious!
It's delicious!
Let's eat it!
Eat it!
Ah! What a great voice!
It's good, isn't it!?
What's wrong?
It's cold, isn't it!?
Is it cold!?
Can you eat this?
This is amazing.
Is it cold?
How does it taste?
It's delicious.
It was my favorite wine cooking.
It was wine cooking.
Midnight wine show.
Next is a new segment.
Yasko Mitsura's way of having sex.
This segment was created to help Mitsura-san who hasn't had sex for many years.
All of you are professionals.
I want you to learn.
It's a shame to say it's effective, but it's a shame not to know it.
I couldn't ask you because I didn't have the courage.
I don't want to die without knowing the rules.
I want you to teach me.
By the way, your goal is to have a boyfriend all year and have sex all year.
Let's do our best.
It's starting this year.
Let's say it together.
Are you ready?
To Mitsura-san...
Have a boyfriend all year!
We are... SEX-OYS!
This is not a joke. Sex is good for you.
It's the same as Angan.
Yes, it's the same as Angan.
Sex makes you beautiful. Sex makes you healthy.
So we want you to learn it.
Please prepare your notes.
I'm serious.
She passed her entrance exam.
I'll take notes of everything.
I'm serious.
Let's start with your first study.
Ms. Yoshizawa Guess, please.
OK.
The first topic is...
First of all, I want Ms. Mitsura to have a wonderful sex.
Wonderful.
To do that, I think you should know about the penis.
I see.
First of all, you should know about the penis.
If you don't know about the penis, you can't have a wonderful sex.
Isn't it too early?
No, it's not.
Isn't it too early?
No, it's not.
Isn't it too early?
Yes, it is.
Isn't it too early?
No, it's not.
By the way, when was the last time you saw a penis, Ms. Mitsura?
When was the last time you saw a penis, Ms. Mitsura?
Well...
Is it when you have a personal relationship with someone?
Or is it when you saw it at a drinking party?
Please don't talk about drinking parties.
Then it's been more than ten years.
I see.
It's fate.
I don't know about the recent penis situation.
Has it changed?
Yes, it has.
It has changed.
The penis has changed, hasn't it, Ms. Mitsura?
Yes.
I'd like to introduce you to the trending penis.
Trending?
Is there a trend?
Yes, there is.
There is.
First of all, out of what I researched today,
there are three major types of penis.
I see.
I'd like to introduce you to those three types of penis.
First of all, I'd like to introduce you to the first type of penis.
It's this one.
Yes.
California B-type.
Yes.
You're nodding, so you know what it is.
Let's take a look at it first.
Here we go.
Ta-da!
Yes!
California B-type.
Yes.
This is a very trendy type of penis for young people.
It's trending now.
It's a curved penis like the shape of Santa Monica Bay in California.
I see.
Santa Monica Bay's coastline.
Here is the sea.
Here is the land.
It's a curved penis like that.
I see.
Yes, it's a penis like that.
You call it "penis", don't you?
Well, when I call it "teacher", I have to be polite.
Otherwise, it sounds like "penis".
You call it "penis", don't you?
So, I'll call it "penis" today.
Okay.
Like Brazilians,
it's common for open-minded and cheerful people to call it "penis".
We call it "ramos carioca".
What is it?
It's "ramos carioca".
"Ramos carioca".
Yes.
Please note it down.
It's a very trendy type of penis for young people.
Yes.
So, it's not common for Mitsura-san's generation.
It's a trendy type of penis for men in their 20s.
That's right.
However, for me, this is the one I want to recommend to Mitsura-san.
Do you recommend it, teacher?
Why is that?
It's a trendy type of penis.
It looks very good, doesn't it?
It does.
It feels good and has a good shape.
It's the one I want to recommend to Mitsura-san.
I see.
Among these three.
It's been a while since you last had sex.
Is it okay for you?
It feels a little strong, doesn't it?
Well, it depends on Mitsura-san's movements.
You have to welcome it.
Yes.
Some people like this curved type of penis.
What do you think?
That's right.
It's popular with young people, isn't it?
If it's curved like this, you'd think it's lucky, wouldn't you?
You'd think so, wouldn't you?
If you're naked.
Yes, if you're naked and have this type of penis, you'd be excited.
It's a lucky type of penis.
Don't you see it often, Mitsura-san?
I've never seen it before.
I see.
Do you have it?
I have a lot of them.
It's pretty popular.
I only have lucky types of penis.
That's great.
It's popular.
Does it feel good?
It feels good where you like it.
Where you like it?
It has a straight line.
Where do you like it?
Please tell her where you like it.
She's asking you, Seto-san.
It feels good where you like it.
For women.
G-spot.
It feels good in the back.
Mitsura-san, you don't know it yet, do you?
Is it too early?
Is it too early for a G-spot?
Let's move on to the next one.
Can we move on to the next penis?
Let's move on to the second penis.
The next penis is...
Ta-dah!
It's a C-shaped perineum.
Many people know it.
It's the most popular shape in Japan.
Yes, it is.
Let me turn it over.
Ta-dah!
It's this one.
Is it a penis?
It's a penis, isn't it?
Is it a penis?
No, it's a penis.
Is it a penis?
It's a penis.
This is all I have.
It's a C-shaped perineum.
Isn't it a poop?
It's a C-shaped perineum.
Is it a penis?
Which one is the front?
Is it this one?
It seems like you meant this one.
Is it this one?
Some call it "domestic worker's penis".
It's the design of a leather jacket.
It's a leather jacket with no stripes.
Kawakamuri.
You're a translator, aren't you?
This is Kawakamuri, so it may not be familiar to you, but this kind of Kawakamuri is common in Japan.
Oh, is it common in Japan?
The California Bee type earlier was like "the chinko", so you can post it on Instagram.
I see!
If you meet someone like that, you'll post it on Instagram, right?
Is it okay to post it on Instagram?
If you like the person, you can post it on Instagram.
There are a lot of people in their 40s, aren't there?
There are a lot of people.
It's a bit of a decline.
It's not a trend.
There are a lot of people born in the Showa era.
My father is of that shape.
He's of that generation.
Natsume's father is...
Is it okay if I call you "Kawakamuri"?
Natsume's father's shape.
Natsume's father is "Kawakamuri".
I can't recommend "Kawakamuri".
It doesn't look good, but...
It's "Kawakamuri", so...
It's a little bloodless.
It's not like an Instagram fly, but like a fly coming to you.
Teacher, you're good.
Thank you very much.
It's like a fly coming to you.
I think it's a little bloodless where the skin is covered.
I don't recommend it to Mitsura.
But what would you do if you were in this type?
What should you do when you think it's a little bloodless?
I have two patterns.
I'm the type of person who turns around when I grow up.
Even if you grow up, you're still covered.
It's called "kaseihoukei" or "doukei".
In "kaseihoukei", when you grow up, your skin is peeled off.
So you have a pattern like "California".
Does "California" come out?
It comes out.
It changes from "kasumigaseki" to "California".
Sometimes it goes from "kasumigaseki" to "California".
But I don't use Instagram fly, so I'd like to recommend "California" to Mitsura.
What would you do if you were in this type?
Would you turn around? Would you refuse?
If it were me, I'd be nice to you.
How would you be nice?
I'd peel you off nicely.
"Merimeri"?
Do you say "merimeri" when you're peeling off your skin?
Please be nice to me.
Is there someone who doesn't peel you off?
There is.
I think it's troublesome at that time.
If it were me, I wouldn't do it. I'd run away.
There is another student here.
If you can't peel it off, do you use scissors?
You don't use scissors, do you?
I don't do that.
You don't use scissors?
Is there a point like peeling off a plastic bottle?
I'd be nice and soft.
I know what you mean.
You say "here we go", and you look like you're peeling it off.
But you don't peel it off forever.
Is there a point like you don't peel it off forever?
I'd peel it off for those who want to.
It might be nice to take a bath together.
Take a bath and see how you look like.
Do you get sunburned?
It might be sunburned, but it doesn't make it easier for me to peel it off.
Do you use soap?
I think it's good.
Soap.
It's supposed to be a mother's job.
If you peel it off when you're young, you can peel it off smoothly.
If you're young and you're like this, you'll get skin together.
Sometimes you need surgery.
It's better not to do it.
I'm sure you have pride.
It's embarrassing to say "it hurts".
If you meet someone like that, be nice to them.
Let's move on to the next one.
Let's move on to the third one.
Here it is.
Ta-dah!
Himura-shaped.
If you look at it from a distance, you might think it's Himura-san.
But if you look at it closely, it's Chinko.
Here it is.
Ta-dah!
It's Himura-shaped.
Ta-dah!
It's Himura-shaped.
Himura-shaped.
You might think it's Himura-shaped.
This one has a different name.
This one has a little bit of spleen hidden in it.
We call it "spleen-home".
You're talking about Keishi Takamine-san.
It's "spleen-home".
It's thick and short.
I don't really recommend it.
I think it's up to Mitsura-san.
Don't you recommend it?
I don't recommend it.
It has a special shape.
I think it's up to Mitsura-san.
The first impact is big.
Because it's thick.
You might be surprised.
If you like it thick and short, that's fine.
We don't know what you like yet.
It's up to Mitsura-san.
I think you should try it out.
Try it out.
Do you have any questions?
Among the three we introduced.
Do you have this kind of speleen?
Have you ever met a speleen like this?
Anything else?
Do you have these three patterns?
Do you have a thin one?
I've met someone with my little finger size.
It was my first time.
I didn't have the courage to say no.
How was it?
I didn't feel like I was being introduced at all.
I was very shy.
I didn't know the word "speleen".
I said it right away.
I haven't heard it since.
For those who haven't had sex for a while, you can start with this size.
I think it's too small.
It might be good for those who aren't used to it.
I see.
By the way, I looked it up.
I looked up the average size of Japanese men.
The length is 13cm.
Is it regular size?
Regular size.
Which one?
13cm is regular size, isn't it?
Is it regular size?
It's regular size.
Did you get it, teacher?
Yes.
It's regular size.
This is 13cm.
You see it often, don't you?
It's average.
The diameter is 3.5mm.
Is it like this?
Is it average?
It's the average thickness.
Is it like this, everyone?
It's a common pattern.
I'd like to ask you one more thing.
Do you know how big is the world's largest bedroom?
The world's largest bedroom?
If you go out into the world...
Is it about 24cm?
The average is 13cm.
It's bigger than that, isn't it?
It's about 8cm.
It's bigger than that, isn't it?
I did some research.
The world's largest bedroom owner is a Mexican.
His name is Roberto Esquibel Cabrera.
His bedroom is...
48.2cm!
If you wear shorts, you'll come out.
No, no, no!
I got a video of his bedroom.
Let's have Mitsura-san and Okubo-san watch it.
I'd like to see it!
How do you take a video?
How do you take it?
What's this?
There's something in here!
It's a strong one!
I was surprised!
No, no, no!
It looks like it has three legs.
Even the knees are down.
No, no, no!
Look, she's wearing shoes and walking.
She's got knees, too!
Wow!
She's an epic person!
What kind of person is Okubo-san?
This is a normal person, right?
The bicycle is really...
It's a normal person!
The bicycle is really...
Ah! It's an anaconda!
This is amazing!
It's an anaconda!
This is amazing!
Is there anything you'd like to experience?
There is!
Eh?!
You were taking pictures, weren't you?
That's right!
Which one?
Las Vegas.
The anaconda is...
It's not as big as a caprilla, but...
It's 32.5cm.
Eh?!
It's about this big!
It's about this big?!
And...
There are people who are right-footed and left- footed.
It's about which one is more comfortable.
But it doesn't fit in this part of the jacket.
That's right!
It doesn't fit in the pants.
The caprilla is more of a left-thighed person.
Ah, yes.
Ah!
That's right.
It's big!
Yes!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow, that's amazing!
Ah!
By the way, people who are small and leave right away...
...are called "nada-sousou".
Are they?
They are.
"Nada-sousou"?
It's "nada-sourou".
"Nada-sourou"?
That's right!
"Nada-sourou"?
It's a famous song!
"Nada-sourou", you don't have to write it down.
You don't have to write it down.
I understand!
Thank you very much, teacher!
Thank you very much!
You learned a lot of things, didn't you?
Yes!
I hope you found it helpful.
We have one more class today!
Yes!
We have one more!
Next up is Ms. Kawakami!
Yes!
Thank you!
Ms. Kawakami also has a lot of experience.
That's right!
Please tell Ms. Mitsura about it.
Yes!
What do you teach?
Yes!
Earlier, we had a "kiss" lesson.
Now, we'll have a "kiss" lesson!
I like that!
You like "kiss"?
I like "kiss"!
If you didn't know "kiss", you wouldn't have learned it.
Let's start with "kiss".
I like "kiss"!
You like "kiss"?
You want to "kiss" ?
I want to "kiss" !
Do you want to "kiss" ?
I want to "kiss" !
That's right!
"Kiss" feels the best!
Oh!
Did you hear that, Ms. Suijou?
That's what Mr. Yahagi said!
Mr. Yahagi...
Mr. Yahagi said "kiss" feels the best!
There are several types of "kiss".
Ms. Mitsura wants you to know the representative form of "kiss".
The representative form of "kiss"?
Yes, there is.
Please note it down.
Let's start with the first one!
Yes!
"Pumping-chew"!
Do you understand, Ms. Mitsura?
What does "pumping" mean?
Like "gyu-gyu-gyu"?
That's right!
Like a car's pumping brake, you repeat "kiss" many times.
That's nice!
I like it!
Another name is "kotori-san-kiss".
Oh!
I like it!
Something like that.
Oh! I like it!
I like it!
It's cute!
It's quite popular with men.
Is it?
If I were you and a man told me a joke or something like that,
would you say "what are you saying, you idiot"?
Would you like me to show you?
Can you do it?
I see!
Is it okay, Ms. Takami?
Then I will do it here.
Even if a man tells you many jokes, don't say "you idiot"!
Ms. Takami!
What are you doing?
But it's good, isn't it?
Your lips are in a good condition.
Yes, like this, while pumping.
It's better to do it at least three times.
At least three times.
Yes, while pumping.
It's good for communication.
I see.
I like it. It's cute.
I see.
I like it. It's cute.
I don't hate it.
Would you like me to try it?
Is it too early?
It's too early.
You shouldn't force her to do it.
She will hate it.
Let's move on to the next kiss.
Ms. Takami, would you like me to bring it?
The next kiss is...
The first kiss is a pumping kiss.
And the next kiss is...
Massachusetts kiss.
It's fashionable.
Here is the Massachusetts kiss.
It's a little hard to understand if you look at the picture.
It's an American-like light kiss.
It's like a greeting.
When you shake hands with a Japanese person...
It's like a kiss.
What do you call it?
"I love you"?
Foreigners say that, don't they?
It's like that.
I like you. Shall we do it again?
I love you today, too.
Like this.
Is it OK to use it lightly?
Yes, I think it's the easiest to use.
Anywhere.
For example,
Good morning!
Do you have a handkerchief?
Shall we take a train?
Don't forget your lunch box.
That's amazing.
Can we use it in our daily life?
Yes, you can.
You can use it anywhere.
Teacher, is it OK to use it lightly?
Yes, it's important to catch your breath.
She's inhaling at the end.
Yes, I am.
It makes a sound.
It's amazing.
Why does it make a sound?
How does it make a sound?
Good morning!
Do you have a handkerchief?
It's amazing.
The area is huge.
Shall we practice it again?
Yes, let's do it one more time.
Is it important to make a sound?
It's important to make a sound.
Does it make a sound when you pull it?
Yes, it does.
Here?
Do you have a handkerchief?
It makes a good sound.
Just now...
I did it with my lower teeth.
You can't do it like that.
I see.
Do you have a handkerchief?
It doesn't make a sound.
Maybe you should open it.
It doesn't make a sound.
Maybe you should open it.
Everyone, we don't have much time left.
If you have anything you want to say about kissing, please say it now.
Ichigo-san?
I want to say "drill kiss".
"Drill kiss"?
Is it faster to do it yourself?
"Drill kiss"?
Can I do it myself?
Yes, yes.
Can you do it in a clean place?
Don't think of it as a partner.
"Drill kiss"?
If you do it like this...
Like this.
That's intense!
It's best if you can do it with your lower teeth.
It doesn't make a sound.
I see.
It's a code.
"Drill kiss".
I think it'd be great if you could do it at 360 degrees.
How do you do it?
Is there anything else?
Yes.
Ako-san?
I like "drill kiss".
"Drill kiss"?
There's also the "drill kiss" earlier.
In addition to that, it's like biting into a man's lips.
"Drill kiss"?
Yes, it's like that.
She ate it! She ate it! She ate it!
She ate it! But it looks like it feels good.
I love it.
You love it?
I love it so much.
You love it? Are you spitting it out? Are you spitting out gel?
I'm spitting it out.
Are you spitting it out?
I'm spitting it out.
I thought you spat it out.
Ah, that's nice.
Is there anything else?
Anything else?
Ah, then let's start with Mihiro.
From Mihi.
For me, it's not about technique.
It's like if you open the door, you kiss for two seconds.
If you open the door, you kiss for two seconds.
Kiss for two seconds.
Yes.
Like "taramachu."
Just like that?
Yes, like that.
Ah.
With this pattern, there's a possibility you'll end up with "mugamuchu."
Mugamuchu?
You...
When you said it, I thought you'd praise me, but I got angry.
Mugamuchu?
What kind of a situation is "mugamuchu?"
Mugamuchu?
I want to see "mugamuchu."
Mugamuchu?
I want to see "mugamuchu."
- You're the one who started it. - I'm in the middle of eating.
Ah, you open the door and from the middle of eating you go into the middle of eating.
- Yes, I'm good at that. - I see. You're good.
Do you have anything else? Ishoka-san, would you like to say something?
- I'm in the middle of jumping. - In the middle of jumping!
- Um... - That's right.
Ah! Good morning!
- You can do that? - Is it right?
- You can do that? - Yes, it's totally right.
- You can do it? You can do it again? - Yes!
I get excited when I start a date.
- You're cute. - I see.
- You're cute! - Do you want to learn it?
- Yes. - Yes.
Do you have anything you want to learn?
If you ask me...
- I think I'll learn how to fish. - Ah!
- That's what you like, isn't it? - Yes.
- It's quite popular in the comments, too. - Ah!
- I'm happy! - I want to learn that, too!
- Thank you for teaching me. - Can you do it one more time?
- Thank you for teaching me. - Please teach me slowly.
- I see. - Oh...
- Let's do it this way. - Yes.
Here we go!
- Ah! - Ah!
- You're kind! - Ah! That's good!
- Ah! That's good!
- Your lips are a little thin, aren't they? - That's right.
- You're putting in a lot of effort. - Yes.
- Please make it your homework. - Ah!
- Ah! It's time to say goodbye! - Ah! It's time to say goodbye!
- The mascots have something to tell you. - Ah!
- Do you want to say something? - Yes!
- This week we also have a luxurious viewer gift! - I see.
Tomorrow morning, February 17th, Saturday,
please watch the wide show "Midnight Story" on Abema Video and apply for the gift!
- We're looking forward to your participation! - I see!
- We're looking forward to it! - There's a gift, isn't there?
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- We're going to continue this competition. - Yes.
- If you have a request for us to do something like this, we'll accept it. - Oh!
- We'll be serious about it. - We'll be serious about it.
- We'll answer anything. - We can do anything.
- I wonder what it is... - I wonder what it is...
- I want to make men fall in love with me.
- I see! - I see!
- Next week we'll teach you how to make men fall in love with you! - Yes!
- Right? - Yes!
- We'll teach you a little, okay? - Yes!
- So, it's goodbye! - Goodbye!
- Goodbye! Good night! - Good night!
- Goodbye! - Goodbye!